Gay General - Cute Couples 2.0 Edition

>>8567890
Fuck the discord. Best thread ever.

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>>8567890
Reminder: introverts are generally secret sluts that can and will be a megaslut if they break their shell.
There is no value in dating one unless you can keep their shell on them

>Really swole and somewhat chubby hairy guy started at my work
>Got a massive fucking crush on him
>Hes straight

>>8567917
>chubby nairy guy
>straight
Well that doesnt make sense

>>8567905
True. It's because we're severely damaged people, hence why we're introverts in the first place.

>>8567905
Yeah.

But we'll be your slut if you don't pry us out of our shell.

>>8567895
Proof that homosexuality is environmental instead of genetic?

>be born ugly
>nobody who you're attracted to is attracted to you
>all the attainable men are ugly as sin
What is the solution here?

>>8567922
Unfortunately that does happen and the women they're with are absolutely tragic.

>>8568148
>tfw bi and want a bi bf but bi threads always dead

WHERE IS A BF THAT CAN EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN EITHER FINAL FANTASY OR KINGDOM HEARTS

WILL EXCHANGE MY BODY FOR SUCH INFORMATION

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>>8567896

Thank anon. I try my best.

>>8568236

Depends on the game. Each final Fantasy has its own story.

>>8568236
>KINGDOM HEARTS
Xehanort is doing a Revolver Ocelot in order to reshape the world in his image.

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>>8567650
are you actually me?

>>8568100
there's some nice people :)

>>8567905
I'm an introvert and I've no intention whatsoever of being a slut

>>8568135
>iktf
sudoku probably...

>>8568236
A better question is where's your caps lock key?

>>8568380
Liar, all introverts are sluts. Boys and girls in my xp

>>8568135
Gym+plastic surgery.

>>8568232
Iktf.
Being bi means your bf/gf will never trust you not to cheat.

>>8568135
Become the town rapist.

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>>8568433
not me, I just want a qt bf to cuddle and vidya with

>>8568433
>Liar, all introverts are sluts
If by slut you mean an abnormally high sex appetite that can only be satiated by the one person I'm in love with, then yeah.

>>8568454
I think girls are so hot but I just can't imagine being in a relationship with one. But dating a guy just feels like it would be so comfy.

>>8567320
Was a bit quick with marriage
but talking would be nice.
I mean if you want to sometime or something

>no sp
>no jupp
>no rugby
>no shark
>no an skelly

>>8568581
>no cancer
And it was glorious

>>8568551
After having relationshiphough with both, dudes are way easier/ more laid back.

>>8568665
That's what I wanted to hear. I want to be the more feminine/submissive one too. With a girl I feel we'd be competing for that.

>>8568551
It's okay anon I'd date you.

But if your erection ever as so much blows in the direction of a vagina I'll cut it off that way you'll have one if you love them so much

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>>8568135
Unless you're like REALLY ugly like ugly people on google pictures-ugly you're not really ugly, you're just insecure and uncomfortable with your looks. I bet you could be a real qt if you got fit and learnt how to dress well.

>>8568694
What happens if my erection blows in the direction of thoughts like that?

>>8568543
>>8568489
>I just want a bf
>I just want to try other things
>I just want to see different penises
>I just can't stop sucking cock

>>8568597
Only like half if those are cancer. Still no trips makes gay gen nice.

>>8568685
Wouldn't know about that. I'm always the Dom/top one.

Girls just tend to feed off drama more.

>>8568732
>Girls just tend to feed off drama more.
Yeah I get that feeling.

I want to be sub but I don't want to be a girl in the drama way.

>>8568720
My bucket list includes performing some kind of -ectomy so we benefit

>>8568597
>>8568732
y u hate trips?

>>8568723
who hurt you, anon?

>>8568732
>tfw I had a trip and nobody gave a damn

>>8568723
>I just want to try other things
I've got a long list of sexual fantasies I want to try out with 1 person tho

>>8568794
>tfw no bf to surgically feminize you

>>8568840
I used to trip to, for attention.
I definitely prefer paint without it. Seems like there's less baggage without trips.

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>>8568581
>we still have wiz
How much do we have to do till the fat fucking pedophile realizes hes not wanted in these threads

Anybody here use the holy grail of cum supplement stack? just ordered it, big loads are the best and I like what I'm hearing re increased pre cum production

>>8568993
Just squat more bro lol

>>8568965

You rang??? Kek

>>8568993
I never did the whole thing, but soy lechtin, it whatever it was differently worked.

Staying hydrated helps too.

Is it easy to pick up a twinks?

I've never been into them but I eventually wanna see what the hype is about.

Do they look like that to be human cocksleeves and thus will show for anyone who feign interest or do they act hoity toity because they think they're gods gift to gaykind?

>>8569032
Oh my god bitch

>>8569046
>Is it easy to pick up a twinks?
Yeah most of them weight less then 150lbs.

>>8569046
I find it pretty easy on apps, but I also am a twink so....

>>8569046

If you look good and have self confidence you should have no problem getting them.

>>8569065
>150
what kind of obese twinks

>>8569068
t. manlet

way to out yourself

>>8568931
I only did it to be 'somebody' but eh...

>hair falling out on top
>wont look good bald
>gay life will be over
Legit time to consider suicide

>>8569089
I love my full of head of thick hair, but I've been considering going bald for a bit. I think it's a look I can pull off.

anyone else here into bald/close buzzcut guys? I think it can only work on someone who is in good shape and/or twink mode.

>>8569075
twinks are exclusively under 120, and that's at 6'5
yeah I know it's so confusing, the fatties love eating twinkies, but twinks aren't that fat!

>>8569099
>anyone else here into bald/close buzzcut guys?
Yes. And to follow up he wasn't twinkmode nor in 'good shape', he was pretty average shape a tad on the slender side but def not twinkmode.
Too bad he moved.

>>8569110
bro that's auschwitz tier

I hope you're joking

>>8569124
This. A twink needs at least a little mass to have an ass.

No one wants a bony butt. 150+ is fine if they're getting closer to twunk instead of just skinnyfat.

>>8568456
Gay people truly are some of the nicest you'll ever meet.

>>8568447
If you're having to resort to plastic surgery you already lost.

>>8569124
Aushie tier is 30 pounds plus another 2 for hair. I'm not joking but your life sure is one.

>>8569175
We're talking about twinks here not twunks or skinnyfats, go back into whatever cave you crawled out of virgin slut.

>>8569046
Yes. They're clingy and desperate. I suggest you avoid them if they're not your preferred aesthetic, because they are annoying as shit.
Very funny and entertaining, but extremely stalkerish and needy.

>>8569234
>you already lost.
Seriously only an envious poorfag thinks like that.
>omg they hit the gym and used supplements ughhh they lost!!!! in the game called life! he hheh heh i win the weiner is me

>>8567905
My bf hits me sometimes and abuses me

But it does make me totally dependant and obedient to him
I am the bottom I do need to be reminded sometimes

>>8569235
you're an insufferable bitch.

you realize you have body dysmorphia. right?

no one think you look good.

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>>8569235
>virgin slut
Lol

>>8569245
Getting fit isn't the same thing as plastic surgery and you know it

>tfw actually really want a house husband

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>tfw gay and afraid to admit it to myself until a couple of months ago
>tfw live in a frat house

I'm probably going to come out soon but I'm new to this gay thing. I'm a pretty qt twink though wat do.

I'm going to talk about sex, hope that's all right on this board.

Prostate orgasms.

Does anyone else just shoot enormous amounts of prostatic fluid and no semen?

I mean, this is bed-wetting levels of prostatic fluid. I produce enough to fill a coke can.

I'm reasonably sure it isn't urine because it's too viscous, almost like a more liquid version of egg white. It's also colorless. But if it isn't urine, where the hell is so much of it coming from? Is it possible it's some kind of undigested soup from the bladder, liquids that haven't been broken down into urine yet? Though that wouldn't explain the lack of color.

>>8569435
post pic first off

>>8569451
i'm still mad closeted :(

>>8569454
well if you look like a qt twink, I figure it won't come as too much of a surprise to anyone you don't know you closely. Your close friends will probably still be blindsided tho. At least that's what happened to me.

Would you rather fuck a mtf or a ftm?

You have to choose one

>>8569465
ftm for the vagina

>>8569089
It's okay, happened to me as a teen. Just shave it and keep it shaved, wear hats when you want to and generally don't give a fuck. It'll force you to become a better person if you just embrace it. If you don't then you can spend hundreds of dollars and take on a lot of stress trying to fix it. Nothing works, even hair plugs look like trash most of the time. Wigs are just a pain, though the cemented ones can work alright if you really need to not look like a skinhead.

Head lotion. You'll need it. Just rub it on to avoid dry scalp. You will cut yourself shaving eventually, and it'll bleed pretty bad and leave a funny little red spot. Don't worry, your scalp heals pretty fast. I eventually switched to a double edged safety razor for all of my shaving because it was way cheaper. Once you get into the swing of it you'll be able to shave your whole head in about 3-4 minutes. Also, you'll burn very easily the first month or so. I recommend an array of hats. Good luck, brother.

>>8568794
>Tfw post penectomy hentai is some of the hottest I've seen
>Just having a hole and ballsack
>Having to prostate orgasm to avoid blue balls
>Ejaculating from their cute little hole

>>8568840
>Who hurt you anon
Boys who went from introvert to extrasluts
Female friend I see like a lil sister go from shy introvert to fucked 5 guys in a week and then dumped them all for a straight twink
Introverts: friend and lover material they are not

>>8569319
>Slut machine
>House husband
I don't see it in your future

>>8569530
o///o

Uh, got any links to said hentais, Anon?

>>8569435
>Frat house
>Not coming out
>Not enjoying that rowdy jock sex
>Not crossdressing/rping a maid for your 'boy'
>Not enjoying a living body pillow in a different room every night
Anon, you might be straight

>>8569448
>Prostate fluid
That's semen

>>8569550
I don't unfortunately.
Gelbooru has some shota ones but it's listed as castration and not penectomy.
Some crossdresser faggot also undicked himself on pornhub with the do it yourself surgery involving a rubber band cutting off blood flow so as to easily sever with no muss, no fuss.

Said gore doesn't occur in any videos thankfully but in one video he has a penis and in the next, he doesnt

>>8569110
what the actual fuck
I'm slim/skinny/soft (not "skinnyfat" as I eat well), I have a reasonably perfect twink body which I hate due to being a tranny in denial

but even so, I'm 6'0" / 135#

like holy shit you would be actual auschwitz (possibly even spoopy skellington?) at 6'5"/120#

>>8569319
Stack those dollar bills bro. You've got to make enough to support two.

More if you want kids.

>>8569573
Stop eating so much fatty.

>>8569319
I could see myself being a house husband, would want a qt twink hubby though
I'm not very good at much and if all I'd have to do was cook and clean that'd be just fine

>>8569448
Post/link pics and or videos

>>8569303
>he's this retarded
clap for this hookuh

>>8569448
>prostatic fluid
just say pee

>>8569258
aww sweetie get some mental help b4 u come for this thicc n jewsy body

>>8569319
Same but realistically the math just doesn't work out when it comes to monogamous gay house husband+breadwinner relationships. You gotta be OK with them being a loose slut.

>>8569573
>I'm 6'0" / 135
samesies, not a tranny in denial tho, yet..

>>8569594
Yeah I know. And right now I don't make enough. But a couple years from now I should be making enough

I think I'm gonna try poppers this weekend: any advices? any good brand to pick?

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>>8569642
Why wait until the weekend?! Just don't bother with the lemonade flavor honestly so bad.

>>8569648
Those taste like shit and make your asshole frothy

>>8569648
>WILD berry
>POWER poppers
they might be too POWerful for a newbie like me, I don't want to overdose!!

>>8569563
No worries.

Castration is actually a *huge* fetish of mine, figured I'd ask if you had any favorites -- thanks for the leads! I can recommend rule34 for a huge collection of penectomy stuff, and eunuchword.org has lots of penectomy stories too.

>>8569657
Got my start on /d/
It sucks that majority of it irl is fat people who had no chance to start with.
IDK why bottoms would want to keep their useless boyclit

>>8569627
Would you mind if househusband worked part time from home, or something?
I'd love to run the domestics and such, but I think I'd go crazy with that alone.

>>8569663
Blegh I hear you. Doesn't make it look all that attractive to the next generation, either.
>be halfway decent twunk
I'll be pretty excited when I get snipped.

>>8569677
>Tfw hate ftms but a boy with only a ballsack and cum hole is hot

>>8569319
>tfw actually want to be the house husband that's also the wealthy one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uen-A9Yw67Y

How do I avoid the twink death

I'm only 18 and already spooked

>>8569669
Not him but I'd want my house husband to be a fitness nut and work out enough for it to be a part time job. (Or me if I was staying at home)

More trophy husband than strictly domestic duties.

>>8569722
Don't turn 18.

>>8569722
>only 18
talk about rotten and already moldy

>>8569701
Yes, right?! A boy who gave up his manhood, and was wholly dependent on you for release.

>>8569722
Eh, my experience has been that most grow out of it.
It's kinda weird, 'cuz on some level you're a better judge of your attractiveness than most heteros, so that plays a part.
But then ultimately your fitness/appearance goals change as you age -- like from Alexander Ludwig to Alexander Skarsgard.

TL'DR it'll be ok

>>8569722
Cut your penis off like >>8569677

>>8569737
I want pics of dickless :3

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>>8569701
Naw that seems a little to body horror to me.

It's much prefer a tiny useless fag clit kept in a nice shiny cage.

>tfw dating site works out
>Qt 5'3 20 year old
>Be 5'8 23y
>Get called young and cute anyway
Small Dom big sub was a minor fetish of mine t-b-h

>>8568489
I know what you mean, about us being quick about the marriage thing and whatnot.
It is really nice to find someone that has very similar interests as you.
Especially involving romance, I keep thinking I wouldn't find another person who is as affectionate as I am.
If you wanna add me on Discord, I am Zahnweh.

>>8569737.
Thanks anon hopefully I'll have a bf that can help me through the process

I don't usually do this but I've had homosexual tendencies for a while now and I just want to confirm my suspicions, my Snapchat is scarfy0331 if you want to help me confirm what I think lol

>>8569947
No need. You're a confirmed faggot for posting your snapchat.

>>8569947
I'll friend you I'm finstudios, anyone can send me pics too lmao ;)

>>8569947
>>8569947
nice

>>8569947
Cute?

>>8569991
Very

>>8570004
Send lewdz :3

My diet consists of nothing but single bowl of oatmeal with Milk, yet i still got thin shits, and cleaning out is a hell because of it.

What do?

>>8570336
Fiber

>>8570336
add meat and carbs in your diet

>>8570344
oatmeal is full of fiber, friendo

Cute couple edition more like I just broke up with my emotionally abusive boyfriend ;D

>>8570473
Was he not letting you transition?

>emotionally abusive boyfriend
nigga just like away from him just close the door haha

>>8570477
no, i'm masc. He just literally used me and used to belittle me and ignore me. He was super into me sometimes then completely ignored me at others, and i just couldn't deal

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>i'm masc

>>8570492
Lol I am though i'm like dudely.

>>8570477
Not that guy but I broke up with mine and still repressed because I fear factored myself out of transition

I basically said to myself I will be killed if I do it

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>>8570498
Oh honey.

Let me tell you about mass. The more they act up, honey, the more they're proving that gays have their own horseshoe effect.

Hoooney

literally if anyone self-describes as masc in an unironic way, they are a bottom queen

>>8569246
By abuse, do you mean BDSM or domestic abuse?
Because if it's the latter, gtfo m8

>>8568456
this is the only solution

>>8568236
Fuck that shit, I need someone to explain Zero Escape. I'll be fluent in Korean before I understand that game.

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>>8570492
>i'm masc
>but he still acts like a fucking bitch

>>8569669
I guess. I'd get bored as hell too.

The main reasons I'd want a househusband are selfish and dumb. Just so I could get home after a long day and relax without having to worry about cooking or cleaning. Also because I really really want at least one dog and I'd feel horrible leaving it alone during the day.
On a less selfish note I wouldn't want him to be anxious or stressed at all from working.

>>8571333
just get one of those fags into that whole slave play

>>8569722
You're already past your expiration date, hunty. I suggest you make like a proper spinster and take up a hobby.

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Is Robyn the only female pop start/diva that is unironically good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7975tw0EJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv644ipg2Ss

I like her and some of Kesha, and that's about the extent of the stereotypical music I like.

Also I like how she looks like a cute boy.

>>8571429
No.

We have Bjork and Kate Bush. Sure they don't make conventional pop music, but they're the best female musicians who happen to be gay icons.

>>8569722
As long as you don't get fat you will be ahead of the curve in America.

>>8571455
Bjork's good. More of an acquired taste however. Those Icelandics sure are oddballs lol.

I'll have to give Kate Bush a try.

>Tfw have a bf but want a gf

Huh, still have internalised homophobia and thinking being gay = beta

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>tfw no yakuza bf

Too bad like most criminal organizations you would probably be beaten up and expelled if it was discovered that you are gay.

Also as a gaijin I could never join :/.

Like most organized crime, the Yakuza are ethno-centric, so you can't join unless you are ethnic Japanese. They still have a bunch of associates who are white tho.

Those tattoos are so rad.

>>8571429
Duff will forever be the only pop star that's unironically good. Her dignity album is still best in industry desu

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Would you date a beefy dom muscle power bottom gg?

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>tfw no thicc bf with a muscular yet soft chest I can rest my head on

>he's back again to spam shitpost
wew

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>>8571675
Kylie Minogue
Next album in the works, and xenomania productions are involved. If you don't know who they are, man is there a ton of good pop waiting for you. Girls Aloud, Florrie, Rachel Stevens, Sophie Ellis Bextor.

And Carly Rae, obviously, but idk if she counts as a pop star. Definitely just a bona fide pop musician.

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>>8571757
love thicc lads

How would I slip a dildo past my parents?
I know where to get it from (online; still need to make sure it doesn't show on my debit card) and where to hide it, but how do I get the delivery past them without them knowing?

>>8571793
rent a PO Box (post office box)

>>8571793
Just be sure to check the mail every day before they do. The shipping from online places are usually discrete so unless they pry and open it you could say it's the new lava lamp or traffic cone you ordered

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>>8568581
>implying I ever left

>>8571826
Hi SP what's up babe

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>25
>26 in three months
>Still no boyfriend because fat and in the midwest

>>8571692
shut up weeb

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>>8571839
Wrong husband.

>>8571737
>muscle
>date
Choose.

>>8571793
Fuck them with it.

>>8571826
You should.

>>8571860
Doesn't matter where you are you'd still be alone.

>>8571870
100% this

>>8571737
>Dom
No. There's only room for one Dom.

>>8571757
>Tfw thicc and your be uses your chest for a pillow
Best feel in the world.

Could always be thicker though.

>>8571869
oh sorry
Hi Juppy

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>>8571873

>>8571896
Go back to mathcgen sweetie :)

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>>8571901
Die post haste

>>8571908
pls delete this image of me i just told you to go back to mathcgen i didnt need to be doxxx'd

>>8571869
Whose a good cub pup?

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>>8571912
Not a cub and not a pup.

>>8571915
Ew even worse a virgin slut.

>>8571793
Paranoia: The Post

>>8571340
Jokes on you I'm into that.
>tfw no qt slave bf

>>8571785
>pregnant FtM hillbilly
nothx

>>8571957
>Jokes on you
But it was a serious suggestion.

>>8571915
Whose a good bear? Or did you go twink/otter/chub mode?

>>8571966
{obesemode}

>>8571887
>tfw he loves your firm/thick pecs
>tfw he falls asleep on them

>>8571964
Oh. Then thank you

>>8571968
Best feel. I can't wait to get bigger. 2pl8 pecs are only meh.

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>>8572047
>skinny friend says "you have a great body cause fat's quite easy to turn into muscle"
>me: "haha want to swap?"

>>8572056
He's kinda right. It's a lot easier to lose fat than put on muscle pound for pound.

>>8572079
But I don't wanna be muscly, I wanna be skinny

>>8571757
>tfw no cute small skinny bf to rest his head on my chest
I still need the muscly chest first though...

>>8572085
Then you're in extra luck. Just do squats/lunges/cardio/fork put downs and too be Twink mode in no time.

>>8572124
It's definitely worth it. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say it's the best feeling in the world.

>>8569893
What's your number on Discord?

>>8567890
Yet another lesbians with biological penises thread. Haven't we had enough of these already?

>>8572429
i don't think you replied to the right thread

any ppl use tinder? biscum here with a question

i know there's you get a different "elo rating" for how many people swipe right on you or not. does that change between who you're siwping on?

i get shown and matched with some really attractive dudes but the girls on the app are a crapshoot ( understand there's a lot more but still). but if i turn it to only men i get hot people, and if i turn it to only women i get hot people. none of them match with me but still

>>8572553
>elo rating
I'd never heard of it, but I've never used tinder only grindr.

>try to make discord
>email taken
>reset password
>enter auth code
>no auth code support wont help
>ok ill use my other email
>account in use reset password
>go through it
>auth code needed
FUG
back to MSN messenger i go

>>8572603
never officially got confirmed by tinder but it's widely known that after a while the app sorts you into your "league" based on how many people swipe right on you. this is why you tend to run into the same amount of people or get "there's no one around you" messages even though you live in a giant city.

you can kind of move around it by just deleting tinder and waiting a week but the only way to like go back to a neutral rating is make a new acc (read: new facebook) which is too much effort to try and get ass desu, but i like being able to pick and choose on tinder as opposed to just being bombarded by dick pictures on grindr

>>8572949
I use tinder and have noticed this as well, I get matched with a wide variety of men but tend to only ever get girls on a very similar level to me

I think it comes down to swiping style, I just swipe right on everybody that isn't fat, has a child in their first pic or is obviously insane, and I imagine most men do as well, women are probably pickier

>>8572949
>>8572962
Then just be more selective on who you swipe on. Men ruin the entire fucking system by doing stupid shit like "HERPA IMA SWIPE RIGHT ON EVERYONE XD MORE REPLIES", forcing them to create arbitrary 'leagues' so you cunts don't fuck shit up further.
Also, if you're on tinder for that long where 'running out of people' is a serious issue, might want to reevaluate how abysmal you are as a human being.

>>8572978
>The bitchy wannabe queen is back

>>8573006
actually more like the assmad developer that has to deal with retarded cunts trying to break shit all the time because they're desperate for attention tbqhwyf

why are you talking about tindr wtf
I want tips to get rid of thirsty hairy fatass while I specifically wrote that I only seek twinks on scruff

>>8573045
>looking for twinks on scruff

Are you retarded??

>tfw no vintage bf

>>8573045
>I only seek twinks on scruff
son...

If a creator deity offered me to scratch this world and reset everything Made In Heaven style I would if it means I could've been gay and 25 in 2009.
>ywn have a scruffy hipster bf living in Brooklyn having rooftop parties listening to Matt and Kim and of Montreal

>go on Grindr
>some guy sent me pictures of his vagina
Thanks I guess?

>>8573260
ITS 2017

Did you know fucking FROST MAGES are one of the best dps specs in WoW right now?

Some dudebro on grindr told me when we were trying to hook up

>>8573524
frost mages cry after sex tbqh

>>8573524
Killer pickup line. You were impressed by his videogame knowledge and did anything he asked presumably.

>>8573538
Nah that's not really my gig.

I just shook when I found out that unlike him frost was topping for once

>>8573574
If you think about it though, who gives a shit.

Fucking videogames.

>>8573607
>If you think about it though, who gives a shit.
apply this to everything

>>8573623
Exactly.

Fucking everything.

>>8573628
its a gr8 way to live ngl

>>8573631
Would if I could.

>>8573639
whats stopping u babe

>>8573645
Being a crazy unemployed manbabby mostly.

>>8571177
it was emotionally degrading and defeating. like once we went to the club, and i got too drunk and he chilled with some dude, then let me drive tipsy when i woke up. It took my mom to make him drive, and then he let me sleep in my car and didn't care i made it home, which was a 2 hour drive away.

>>8570908
Loooool you're right, i don't even like masc/fem labels. Just do you boo, regardless of what people think. It's just so ingrained i hate it.

>>8570919
well you know i'm not really "masc" cuz labels are dumb, i'm just me. I like cute shit, i have straight friends but i like drag race and stuff and drag queens are fun.

>>8573658
well obviously you cant stop caring about your survival but otherwise seems like you just need to up your dosage of stop giving a fuck

>>8573667
I think then I would just not get out of bed anymore.

>>8573260
TRANSPHOBE

>>8573524
>Frost mage
>Good
You were talking to a mage cuck. Magecucks only wish they had the sheer DPS output of affliction warlock.
Mage cucks also have to play the game. With affliction warlock I can top the meters, and make a romantic dinner for my BF, go back and reapply dots and then leave to have sex with my bf

Fuckin magecucks

I just shaved my beard today and I have a fucking horrible fat face with a huge turkey neck. Should I kill myself?

>>8574076
Losing weight seems easier.

>>8574086
I mean, that's debatable. Until I've lost enough weight, I've got to go out in public looking like this and shit. And even if I was thinner I've still got like acne scars and shit. I'd rather just die

>>8574092
If you say so. Doubt it though, bitchtits.

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>tfw no cute chubby bf that will fuck me senseless and cuddle to play vidya afterwards

>>8574277
What's you numba?

>chubby

Gotta act fast though. I've been trimming up.

>>8573052
Don't the twinks who like otters and so on go on scruff though? Or am I not getting how this works?

>>8574463
It depends, where are you located?

>>8574470
I thought only bisexuals and/or pedophiles liked twinks

>>8572047
tren hard

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>tfw no Tyler hoechlin bf

>>8574092
Just imagine if you were a tranny

OK, gaygen. I think it's about time I get myself on a dating website; my lack of BF is getting ridiculous now.
I know POF and OKC are free, but which one has been best in everyone else's experiences? Are there any other good free ones if these are both pure shite (uni student, so no way I could afford to pay for one)?

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>>8573782
Both times I quit the game affliction were the bitchboy to destruction. Both of you queens are just trend hoppers.

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>>8574812
Pof has an annoying ui but is far better in the long run
Use okc if you are
>gross creepy or fat
>are attracted to people who are gross creepy fat or all/partymix
>enjoy having a tiny pool of dates
>like how quick match only has yes and no and diesnt recycle old matches you said no too in the event you change your preferences
>progressively paywalling in a manner you dont notice until it's too late
>newfag unfriendly app
>politically charged personality questions
>uploading a picture via app to find it's off center and doesnt look right live
Use pof if you
>are okay with a simplistic design that can sometimes be hard to navigate if you've only used the alert links
>a quick match that has a maybe option which will a: recycle them and b:alert you with a mutual match even though you didnt say yes
>shitty chat system that sends you back to your inbox after you message
>invox does not refresh correctly on mobile devices, you have to do it manually
>despite the "wants to meet you" being paywalled, you have more than a few ways to see them anyway
>can copy someonesprofile link, log out and view it. Good for viewing creepers for meme collection without flagging that you viewed the
>has a tendency tosearch at a greater distance than listed if in small city/town

Pof is better imo. It's cons are far less than the shitfest that okc is turning into

>>8574845
And if you're a shy but cute fag like me, you get many more messages on pof than okcupid
Okcupid is like twitter last time i used it. Have 500 people favoriting you but no one talks to anyone, even if mutual match

>>8574812
pof, okc, tinder, badoo mainly for dates/friends
scruff, growlr, grindr mainly for sex but might find a relationship qt if lucky

pof you're going to come across a lot of gays who won't shut the fuck up about being 'adventurous' coupled with images of them on a hill
okc you're going to come across a lot of art students with some dimly lit images
tinder and badoo are a complete fucking mixed bag depending on region (ie either tolerable or horse shit)
scruff is pretty great if you're into bearded guys
growlr is ok if you're into bears (although you'll find majority of growlr users are chasers)
and grindr is still the go to for sex

>>8567890
Can you recommend some place where I might find a sane gay male to sexually experiment with?

>>8574875
Grindr is the easiest option, you'll get a lot of attention if you put straight looking to experiment in your bio, just keep in mind that you're actually the desirable one and spend a bit of time talking to them first to assess how likely they are to try and skin you alive and turn you into lampshades

>>8574875
High school
/lgbt/
If you're cute and ontario canada/ near me, im free :3

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Sup /gg/, how are you li'l scoundrels doing today?

>>8574880
>Ontario
Hey fellow Canuck.

>>8574885
>beards
Nty
>tfw lost erection
:c

>>8574887
That's fine, everyone has their own preferences. I dig beards, pecs, buns and guns.

>>8574885
>>8574880
get the fuck out you lopsided geese

>>8574875
grindr just make it clear you're bicurious/wanting to experiment with someone clean and potentially something semi-regular (if that's your gig)

How is it that I knew immediately when I saw the old white man who just won a court case for his husband to receive the full spousal pension, that his husband would be Asian.

>>8574921
venys future

>>8574921
What's wrong with Asians?

>>8574934
Nothing. I just knew straight away that his husband was Asian. They tend to marry old white men, more so than other old white men.

>>8574934
What's not wrong with them?

>>8574944
This

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Lol

Why the fuck aren't the old captchas working? I hate the gay as fuck new ones. Wtf

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>>8574812
I'm not good enough to use dating sites and stuff
guess I'm dying alone

>>8574949
they're phasing out legacy captcha
they announced it like a month ago

>>8574924
Qu'elle?

>>8574944
Asian men make pretty damn good lovers bro.

>>8575020
>generalizing all asians as good lovers

racist, i'm telling you're boyfriend

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>>8574885
Good good.

We just got back from the gym and now making a yummy breakfast. Also that pic is pretty kawaii.

>>8575036
Oh no. Don't tell my /pol/ bf I'm racist!

>bf is mad i dont care about who he dated before
is this common
am i supposed to care about which twink he fucked before me idgi

>>8574845
Pof wear full of fatties, uggos and creapers.

I've honestly done a lot better using Grindr.

>>8575132
Maybe he wants you to be jealous of all the great dick he used to get, and is upset you don't have a cuck fetish.

>>8575269
I've done better with your mom!

>>8575308
Damn it dad. Quit posting on gaygen.
I don't want to see any more musicals.

>>8575314
You're gonna be femgen and you're gonna like it

>>8575283
honestly with how mad he got that might actually be it

>>8575050
You'll be musclebears in no time sp.

>cute
Someday I'll be manly. Someday...

It's 2037 and your test tube son only makes junior varsity vougeing. Would you be upset with her?

>>8575414
>test tube son
>upset with her

>>8575476
Your bf should know all about gender fluidity son.

Why do socially retarded chubby People with weak chins all have such huge fucking monster Cocks.
Top 3 Dicks ive had were mounted on a guy like that

>>8575537
we have to have had something otherwise life would be truly unfair

>>8575551

Let me succ on your cock fatty.

>>8575537
Cause the ones who are fat with small dicks have nothing to live for so an hero.

>>8575414
I HAVE NO SON!

>>8572085
I lost 75 pounds in 9 months (6'3", 245->170) before I started bulking up. Honestly I wish I knew how easy it was a long time ago.

All you have to keep track of is calories in calories out, that's literally all there is to losing weight. Try to get under 2,000 calories a day. You can still eat pizza and chips and all that shitty food, just eat less of it. Any time you have a craving for soda just have a big glass of water first, if you still crave soda afterwards you can have it, most of the time you were just thirsty.

If you want to keep your muscle mass try to get in a ton of protein.

how many of you have herpes? i want to experiment with a guy but am deathly afraid of picking up an std

>>8575477
[spoiler]2 genders[/spoiler]

Grindr is so sad. Why do people think it's a good idea to just send "hi" like twice a day to someone who sends no response.

>>8575993
It is kind of sad.
I'm usually to distracted by hot pieces of ass to be sad for too long though.

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How do I stop crushing on my best friend?

>>8576147
Murder-suicide?
Murder-suicide

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>too shy to meet people
>too romantic for hookups
welp

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>>8576157

>>8576147
Tell him you're gay and you have a crush on him.

>>8576197
I have.

>>8567890
who are all the people in this thread..whats happened to gaygen? Where is yaoi boi?

and why isnt wizzy dead yet?

>>8576213

It's all anonymous you retard. What people??

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>whatever you do, don't think about killing yourself

>>8576269

You shouldn't

So how is everyone today??

>>8576314
Kind of sad.
Im struggling how to figure out my feelings.

>>8576168

Break the chains man. Get out there!

>>8576328

What kind of feelings? Gay ones?

Any cute ontario in barrie/newmarket/orangeville/northern GTA general wanna do stuff?
>tfw no bf
>tfw khv

>>8576336
Yeah. I have feelings for someone I shouldn't.

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hi i heard this is where i belong im a cute short little shota trap that dresses as a girl so i can date them handsome straight hot daddys (hsts)

>>8576343

This place is for gay men. You want femgen.

>>8576343
femgen is over there

>>8576342

Straight friend??

>>8576353
Yeah. Its really fucking with me lately.

>>8576356

That bites. It gets better when you find a bf.

>>8576356

Hugs for you anon

>>8576339

Have you tried the dating apps???

>>8576339
is that you teasp?

>>8575414

I would if it was a her.

New thread >>8576379

>>8576168
right there with you anon

What ever happened to freddie

I don't think I'm a real gay and it makes me feel guilty about my bf


I slowly descended into being gay cause girls rejected me and I was too beta and just thought I was too weak and vulnerable to be real man and never learned to talk to girls or be friends with them

But men I could talk to fine


It seems so tragic

>>8576836
Well at least you can get a bf. I felt like I was too weak and vulnerable to be a man, though because of being a beta I felt it was easier to talk to girls than "real" men.

>>8576881
Girls are like alien to me

But guys are easy to talk to. Because I don't feel the pressure and fear because I can't relate because we share the same gender

>>8570483
In what ways did he use and abuse you? From you you said it sounds like he just was distant. He might have been depressed.

>>8576836
Do you get hard with men/feel romantically attracted to them? If one of those is a yes, you're at least bi.

>>8577002
Yes, I'm a bottom and I enjoy it and he makes me orgasm

I get hard when I'm kissing him and I absolutely love to cuddle and be close to him


But my thought process is what if I was more confident when I was younger and still trying with girls? Could I have been a straight


These days I don't think I'd have the ability to date a female. But the guilt is still there.

>>8577019
>Could I have been a straight
nah, even you would have dated girls first, you would have fantasized about men later
You were doomed to be gay, no regrets m8 ;)

>>8577065
It just feel so surreal after my repressive self homophobia closet years

That's kinda comforting though, knowing I wasn't inherently like this.

I suppose no straight man, no matter how beta, would ever willingly sleep with a man and want more

/cuddly/ is an interboard 4chan discord server with many LGBT+ users: VaJ3d65

We have an OC lewds channel.

>>8579399
post it in the new thread duh