/mtfg/ transgirl general

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i think im trans but i also think im not and its stressing me out and i just don't know anymore

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>"I don't know what will happen but I want to see where this takes us"
I don't think I've felt this kind of happiness from another person before

>>8565856
is this coworker chan

>>8565862
no

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I want to harden my body and replicate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvdT4wFh0tQ

>>8565856
Same uwu

>>8565867
oh, anyway, if you think you are trans you probably are. cis men don't really have their minds occupied with "i wanna be a girl"
i wish i could slap you and make you transition asap because you'll feel bad for wasting time later

>>8565871
>because you'll feel bad for wasting time later
not that other anon but lmao this is why i'm taking pills in the first place

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>tfw

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>>8565871
I thought about taking pills as a "trial period" of sorts but
1) concerned about the long term effects if I decide no
2) was joining the military and was worried it'd show on a piss test

>visiting parents for summer
>out to them but no where near transition
>they have a wii u, I get loz breath of the wild
>get to the part where you have to buy a girl disguise from an obvious crossdresser and everyone starts calling you a pretty girl
>room gets silent and everyone avoids eye contact throughout
I just wanted to play vidya :c

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>>8565896
awk

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Reminder that science doesn't support you and this trend is dying.

>>8565888
dont join the military the fuck

>>8565888
Hormones do not show on a piss test but if you're trans in the military you're gonna hate life.

The effects are pretty self explanatory: makes you more feminine. If that's what you want there's no "trial period" just do it

>>8565896
did you touch your father's penis

>>8565900
Reminder that you spend a shit ton of time on /LGBT/

>>8565907

I'm gay and I'm helping this trend die.

>>8565910
>uncle tom homo mad at the world
wow how new and interesting

>>8565910
Reminder that evolution doesn't support you and the gay trend is literally dying.

>>8565910
As if lmao
You're just being an asshat

Nobody is gonna read your post and not transition. You're only helping to create hons by making people repress harder

>>8565911

You would have to be like me for me to be an Uncle Tom. You're a mentally unstable guinea pig so doctors and psychologists can make money.

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>been swallowing my estradiol for the 5 or so days i've had pills
>doctor didnt tell me to take them sublingually
who was in the wrong here

>>8565914

There will always be heterosexuals to have gay children. After the mass wave of trans suicides in the next 10 years your experimental delusion trend will die.

>>8565918
>I pay $2 a month for hormones

Where are they making money

>>8565910
Stonewall riots, the very foundation of the LGBT movement were over a bar that was frequented by Transwomen and gay men.
as usual we were thrown under the bus by the lesbian feminists and gay men who intentionally excluded us from gaining LGBT rights like you have now, didn't stop you from using our suicide statistics to help prop up your arguements however

>>8565919
its fine to take them in the stomach its just not as effective as under the tongue, they were in the wrong

>>8565926
>a bar that was frequented by Transwomen and gay men.
Crossdressers are not transgender.

>>8565929
okay thanks, realized today when it just started melting on my tongue for a second before i could swallow

>>8565919
Too late you're gonna die

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>>8565931
modern drag and transgenderism were a little more muddled in the 60s and before, by the way you can thank a transwoman for modern computing

>>8565901
Well I didn't feel this way as much when I started the process

>>8565935
Lynn Conway is my idol desu
Her and the person that developed the ARM instruction set are trans

>>8565935

>you can thank a transwoman for modern computing

You mean a man?

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>>8565940
she hasn't be a man for 50 years

>>8565935
I didn't mention computing, and her invention is the reason 99% of computers use a shitty, overcomplicated instruction set. We would be better off if superscalar processors hadn't been invented in the first place.

>>8565942

He's not a woman.

Why are gay guys so flamboyant and sassy, while transgirls including straight ones are nerdy and shy??

>>8565954
gays are publically accepted
transwomen are shunned
FTMs will probably receive working stem cell phalluses and rights before we do

>>8565954
because gays are degenerate but transgirls are pure and innocent and must be protected

>>8565958
>tfw mtf
>tfw I'll never get a working stem cell neophallus

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what does it mean if a guy randomly sends a snapchat of him jerking off to you

>>8565962
more importantly how do i respond

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>>8565962
It's an intimidation tactic.

>>8565962
it means he wants to put his dingus in your vingus

>>8565963
send one back doing the same

>>8565963
Call him a filthy slut and drop contact

>>8565962
probably that he's mentally ill

>>8565961
u can just use mine bb

except it's just a normal phallus

>>8565970
i do think he is a bit manipulative
he brought up something about me that's sad once and then spun it into asking for nudes

>>8565975
anon if a dude's gonna manipulate you and randomly send you lewd pics you probably shouldn't talk to him goddamn

Next person to type uwu, owo or :3 .

Has to become my gf.

uwu

>>8565977
i know but i want him to be happy and i want to be useful and good to someone for once
maybe he does care about me but i cant tell if he actually cates about me or just cares about fucking me

>>8565980
The deed is done. You're mine now

>>8565981
probably just fucking you if the lewds were unprovoked
you can make people that aren't crazy/mean spirited happy y'know, just find someone that actually cares about ya instead

>>8565983
You've been played. I'm actually a man.

>>8565978
no C:

>>8565981
Sounds annoying. Just leave the sick cunt already sis :^)

>>8565986
Damn it, bamboozled again. Well it's impossible for you to be my gf then.

So he next person who does it

>>8565986
By the rules he gets to sneak hrt into your food until you're a grill

>>8565986
are you the cute canuck girl that pretends she's not gonna swallow those pills?

uwu

>>8565995
Haha caught. Now you have to be my gf anon

>>8565992
Too late you're gay.

>>8565935
>by the way you can thank a transwoman for modern computing
And for plenty more than that too.

>>8565998
I'm also a man

>>8566004
The only thing we gotta thank you for is bein so fuckin cute

>>8566004
yes such achievements as 'Naughty Black Shemale Anal 3'

>>8565933
shit

Go to bed, Americans.

Canadians too.

>>8566013
but it's 5am

uwu

>>8566013
i will
but it's 5am, sometimes i wonder if i. should just stay up

uwu

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Penis in my butt, penis in my mouth, penis is the treat i can not do without!

hormones are telling me I reaally want a bf
but I'm only 2 months in and too shy to go out in girlmode :(

>>8565980
>>8565995
>>8566018
>>8566023
Awww yeah

>>8565994
You're obsessed aren't you

>>8566029
ey bb u say stalker I say enthusiast

>>8566027
If you can decently pass there is no reason not to just sac up and do girlmode for at least a night, trust me it will do you good, it does any tranny good to be true to themselves even if its for just a short time (which is dumb because full time should always be the endgame)

>>8566017
Normal Americans are sleeping at this hour.

>>8566021
No. Go to bed. Wake up at 2pm to shitpost again.

>>8566033
Is that much better tho?

>>8566005
This has to stop

>>8566007
>>8566009
I meant the harm she did to trans people.

>>8566029
Coworker-chan, did you have a good day at work today? :3

>no replies
>too many new fags don't even know who I am
;_;

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>>8566036
ok goodnight anon i'll dream of you

>>8566037
bb anythin involvin u is perfect

>>8566023
>>8566018
My gfs now I know one of you is a girl, probably. Maybe.

>>8566043
Y-you too, anon

>>8566042
I mean I've seen you here lots, but I don't really know who you are desu.

>>8566040
oh fuck off with this stupid non argument
Anne Lawrence is disgraced for a reason, Lynn Conway was just one of her patients who were abused.

>>8566035
I'm too much of a pussy tho

After 9 months HRT I still don't pass (but I'm getting close!)

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>>8566042
isnt that a good thing?
nobody knows how bad you used to be, all they see is the cute girl you are now

you could take charge and become a fixture of these threads, a good example for once, undo damage you wrought in the past

>>8566041
>>8566045
Not who ever you thought I am sorry

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>>8566050
I'll tl;dr you the story of Kayla

>manly man repressor into dirt bikes and wrestling and shit who used to come to /cd/ and have angry spergeouts at people there
>did this for literally years
>turns out (surprise surprise) she was actually just a repressed tranny
>transitioned and now has a chaser bf who she met in this thread
>spends her days posting obscene and spurious anecdotes about her life and what she's been up to with her bf

She is a cornerstone of /mtfg/, for better or for worse.

>>8566056
Old Kayla pics never get old

>>8566057
it's okay anon, you can be our new wife.

>>8566065
Gotta take a hard pass on that one

>>8566072
for someone who isn't coworker-chan, you sure do type like coworker-chan

>>8566076
anon pls I'm supposed to be the obsessive one, you have to be the obnoxious lewd one

know your role fucker

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>>8566062
>She is a cornerstone of /mtfg/, for better or for worse.
if anything happened to Kayla, I would genuinely be upset tho
she is mostly a nice girl now

>>8566080
sorry, my bad

i lost my character sheet and got confused

>tfw Paitently waiting for a girl to slip up and do the uwu face cause it's their natural instinct to do so.

>>8566083
>losing your character sheet
noob

>>8566089
uwo

>>8566080
>>8566083
You guys suck at this

>>8566051
There's no justice in this world.

>>8566046
uwu

>>8566083
it's okay uwu
do it again and I'll make u my wife too

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>>8566081
Kayla is /mtfg/ in a nutshell.

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>>8566090
i rolled 3 intelligence, don't bully me

I just pooped in the potty and filled it to the brim

>>8566099
>do it again and I'll make u my wife too
oh, i'm actually a jan-you-wine cis male (not one of those repressors like co-worker-chan, but a bona fidey dude)

i was actually planning on making you both my wives

>>8566106
Sexy bammm

>>8566042
Try making better posts, like detailed descriptions of your relationship and sex life.

Goodnight

>>8566108
shit me too

eh you're probably a repressor anyway, I'll take ya babe

What do I do about my Adam's apple?

Other than surgery I'm too poor

>>8566121
Wear a cute scarf and pretend you're a mute
maybe get a wheel chair

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>>8566106
Its not ladylike to talk about that.

>>8566108
>>8566114
Uhh

You can share me

>>8566114
i'm not a repressor, i'm just a bully

sometimes i even post lewd things at transbians like ally in order to undermine their sexuality

>>8566125
nah I don't share sorry bb, it's called a harem notta har-them
>>8566126
whatever you say babe, but even jesus would lose to the c*ck in the end

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let's get down to business
to defeat
the hons

>>8566125
i get the bottom half

>tfw /mtfg/ is so bad now that kayla is actually better than the fat balding neo-nazi hons who can't stop posting about their adult diapers
fuck this thread

>>8566124
Why would you expect AGPs (read: everybody ITT) to be ladylike?

Chaser Anon x Other Chaser Anon OTP

>>8566140
Just because I'm a slut doesn't mean I'm agp

I just have daddy issues

>>8566144
Why would you be here if you weren't an AGP?

>>8566143
no, that's gay, and i ain't no stinkin' homo

i just want to force coworker-chan to transition so she can become my hoser girlfriend

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>>8566140
Im gonna go cry myself to sleep because Ill never be this pretty.

>>8566151
Bc I don't have any friends up at 4 am

>>8566158
Oh and hons do wonders for my self esteem

>>8566155
Don't lie we all know you and Other Chaser want to be transbians together

>>8566097
>>8566091
You better not be a guy again, I'm about to snap

>>8566124
someone has been impersonating sheen for the past two threads

>>8566167

>>8566097 isn't

>>8566167
I'm a girl but since you're not willing to share the chasers have to fight over me

>>8566166
i've been shitposting here for like 2 years, it's never going to happen

if they transitioned, i might let them be my back-up gf though (or practice gf)

>>8566178
>Shitposting on /mtfg/ for two years
W h y
Also we both know you want Other Chaser to be your primary GF~

>>8566178
>i've been shitposting here for like 2 years
okay maybe you can't be my wife goddamn

>>8566177
If you're willing to dat someone who wants you for your cock (chasers) then that probably means you want me to touch it. In which case no thanks, the chasers can have you.

>>8566174
There's no escape then, that person is my gf now

>>8566187
My cock doesn't work anymore

I just want someone who's cool with me having one still

>>8566187
i am that person

>>8566180
what do you mean why? it's fun here and i like to annoy people

also, chasers are gross, i don't want to date one of those, anon

>>8566189
anon you can find a bf that actually cares about you for non-fetishy reasons and won't mind your peepee, don't sell yourself short

>>8566190
Then ur my new gf. Got discord?

>>8566189
I'm cool with it, so long as i don't touch it. (I'm not gay)

>>8566062
but much of it is made up

>>8566197
no sorry i only just got on hormones anyway sorry for doing this to you

>>8566199
well yes, that's why they're "spurious" anecdotes

>>8566196
I'm too afraid they would beat me up when they found out I was trans

>>8566197
Good because gay guys are weird

>>8566202
Hey, you knew full well what you were getting into when you typed those 3 letters, can't back out on me now

>>8566206
where do you live

>>8566204
I'm >>8566197

There's probably a million guys that have the same mindset I do out there, and if that's the case, you shouldn't have that problem of getting beaten up.

Just don't make them do anything with your dick, and its all good.

>>8566210
Sheffield

>>8566211
i wouldn't let them if they tried

>>8566214
fug
im a burger

>>8566220
Isn't it a bit early over there?

>>8566219
That's good to hear anon :) you seem chill.

>>8566222
yeah it's 6:30 in the morning here, i'm up super late half the time, my sleep schedule is everywhere

>>8566222
I mean ya but I can be a nightmare when it comes to relationships

So i just keep it casual

>>8566226
I'm at work, browsing 4chan on my phone. Pretty comfy rn it's 11:27, a while to go yet.

>>8566226
have you slept yet today anon
take care of yourself and sleep if you haven't
>>8566228
you go to sleep too

>>8566227
A nightmare? How so?

>>8566214
>Sheffield
that's a bit grim, lad

i don't think things are gonna work out between us (i don't date anyone further north than peterborough)

>>8566230
>you go to sleep too
I appreciate your concern anon, but it's the morning and I'm at work lol

>>8566228
sounds pretty comfy, sun's coming up here

>>8566230
i slept from around maybe 1 in the afternoon to 6, 7ish but i'll sleep in a little!

>>8566240
I said go to sleep motherfucker don't make me call your boss

>>8566239
Wait what? Which anon are you? The person I responded to said she was a burger

>>8566214
>>8566239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

>>8566232
I'm not as bad as I used to be I guess. Would daydrink and threaten to kill myself or I'd do coke and try to burn something down. Not every day but enough to make me unpredictable.

Its been awhile since I've had an episode, maybe it was just because of repression

i ended up cutting someone over some laced drugs they sold to my friend.

>>8566244
i'm just some dumb cissy who's thrusting himself into someone else's conversation because he wanted to take a stab at northerners

>>8566244
i dont think that poster ever responded to you before, im the burger >>8566242

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>>8566172
>tfw not as pretty as the models you see cosplaying Asuka on your newsfeed
I wish I could die.

>tfw don't want srs but also want to be trutrans

>>8566257
You don't need srs to be trutrans. I want a vagina, not a mutilated penis. Medical technology needs to catch up first

>>8566251
A dumb cissy eh? So a man? From the south? Real men are from the north lad :P

>>8566252
Understood, thank you anon

>>8566250
Damn, you've had things a bit rough. Had a friend who was similar, she nearly stabbed me once, lucky she calmed down that time.

You seem like quite a character

>>8566257
just wait a while in case there's some 'breakthrough' or whatever the fuck

you can still have your dingy and be a qt

>>8566261
>A dumb cissy eh? So a man? From the south? Real men are from the north lad :P
i find your outmoded concepts of masculinity to be VERY problematic

real men work in air-conditioned offices and pluck their eyebrows (i mean, it's the year after the current year, jeez)

>>8566261
Well when you want to die and do a lot of drugs you do some crazy shit

Transitioning made me quit drugs and actually give a shit about myself

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>tfw cant sleep more than like 5 hours
what did my body mean by this

>>8566056
Jesus christ that pic ;_;
Guess i did come a long way

>>8566261
you seem really nice, i wish i was cute so i could be your gf but i'd just disappoint. i'm fucking tiny and weigh nothing but i still look like shit and there's a lot of distance between locations

>>8566269
what part of the US do you live in, anon?

>>8566274
southeast coast

>>8566257
I want srs but the cost is too high and desu its still a shitty surgury, you just wont hear all the problems with it because every post op is too defensive. We need actual top medical schools teaching it, not just random plastic surgeons passing a flawed method down to their employees

>>8566269
Maybe you can save her from Sheffield. You could impress her by showing her things like soap and double glazed windows.

>>8566277
ey me too
I hope you have AC this shit sucks

>>8566281
Pssh the east coast has it easy, it was 120 degrees here over the weekend

>>8566284
it was 26C here the other day and i thought my fire was literally made of fire

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>rain ruining my hair
Heck

>cut the other day and now I regret it

I shouldn't have touched my arms or legs with the knife now I have to have them covered and hope they don't scar

>>8564967
get your damn shoes off the bed what the hell is wrong with you

>>8566291
un less you when really shallow they will probbably scar
Sorry :c

>>8566289
maybe you should have worn a hat and you wouldn't have ruined your hair

>>8566292
She's a white nationalist

Not known for their brain cells

>>8566299
is her ass fat though

>>8566292
That's normal in American culture

>>8566280
>her
I'm a manly man anon, and don't take the Micky out the north! I'll have you for tea!

>>8566264
I'm glad to hear that honestly Anon, I've been where you've been in terms of drugs, I managed to pull myself out of it, now I spend my time going to the gym instead.

Wishing you all the best lass.

>>8566269
You're probably cute and just overly critical of yourself, yeah, there's a fair bit of distance between us. It sucks. Hope you find your dream bf somewhere near you though anon :)

>>8566298
But its summer...

>>8566302
i'm american and i would flip out on her if she did that on my bed

>>8566302
>be amerifat
>be fat
>get heart attack
>go hospital
>that'll be $999999.99 please sir
>bankrupt
>try leave hospital
>get stuck in doors
>use a tub of bacon grease you carry around to lube up your fat rolls to squeeze through
>breathe heavily
>get shot

>>8566306
Why do Americans wear shoes inside?
Do you guys just like your floors gross and dirty?

>>8566308
If I had a nickel for every time that's happened to me

>>8566302
>be amerifat
>tip bridge for not being broken

>>8566309
i don't wear shoes in my room, my roommate never takes his off which annoys me, if he ever comes in my room i make him take his shoes off

>>8566309
I only wear shoes inside because they never see the outside
they're basically slippers and I dunno why I don't just get slippers

>>8566304
Funny story, went to the gym the other day. Used to bench 245 like nobody's business...

I can do 75 pounds now

>>8566317
bench me daddy

>>8566319
Only if you are a 10 year old girl because anything bigger will crush me

>>8566317
Its probably those hormones that cause that stuff to happen I bet. But you're a girl, no need to do the heavy lifting, just ask a man to do it for you :)

>>8566321
bb I'd crush u anyday
>>8566322
sexist REE

>>8566304
you're probably right, i think i'd be fine after some time on hormones and if i tried to do something with makeup and hair but i don't know where to start really, even with all the links in the op

>>8566317
>75 pounds
about 25 more and you can bench me

>>8566321
i'm heavier

>>8566324
There's some really good stuff on the Reddit /asktransgender but be careful because some of it is just hons mansplaining and pretending they pass

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>you will never have a cute american gf
give me one reason i shouldn't dress up as a squirrel and play in traffic

>>8566330
because you could dressup as the cute squirrelgirl from blazblue and find a bf yourself

>>8566309
It's always a family thing.

My best friend in high school basically wouldn't take his shoes off except to sleep, then they'd go right back on when he woke up. Annoyed the fuck out of me.

My family and grandparents take their shoes off at the door like sane human beings. It's exceedingly important if you have carpeted floors because properly cleaning those isn't quick. Even the redneck grandparents ones from Arkansas who talk like Larry The Cable guy and drink super sweet southern tea did this. Maybe it was even more important because it's muddy outside your door.

My roommate doesn't even fucking wear socks inside. Socks and shoes come off first thing. Never seen her with socks on indoors, it's strangely disgusting. Especially since I only sweep twice a month (hardwood floors) and otherwise it never would get cleaned.

>>8566330
>burgerstan

>>8566331
i'm not into boys, i'm into gfs

>>8566336
shut up chloe mk 2, you're probably just jealous you can't get one either

>>8566328
i'll check it out even if it is reddit i guess, op just has so much that i don't know where to start, thanks

>>8566330
because people will think you're retarded and you'll be dead please don't do that

>>8566324
>about 25 more and you can bench me
marry me

>>8566343
i might weigh nothing but i'm pretty sure i'm skinnyfat as a result of being short and not doing much exercise at all

is it normal to think about how people would respond to you dying? i know if i killed myself all my profiles would get filled with trashtalk that would never get deleted

>>8566348
meant to say how they would respond to you killing yourself not dying

>>8566339
anyone who willingly lives in the US isn't gf material
(also i'm the second best mk ii ever)

>>8566347
it's okay, we can exercise together
how tall are you, anon?

>>8566351
just about 5'3

>>8566324
>>75 pounds
>about 25 more and you can bench me
wew i can curl more than half your weight on each arm

>>8566350
YOU are not gf material, and i'm going to give bad reviews of you to prospective applicants for your gf if they ask about you in this thread

>>8566354
location?

>>8566354
jesus christ how are you so tiny that's adorable

>>8566360
:(

>>8566361
>>8566277

>>8566362
luck i guess i don't know. i pretty much drank milk exclusively forever until a year or so ago so maybe that did something

>>8566365
ey same, I hate milk so I'm short but not that short goddamn
works for you though, makes you even cuter

>>8566370
yeah now that i think about it it's still pretty much all i drink other than water since i eat a lot of cereal but I've definitely cut down

Had a dream my parents asked me about having a wedding and I agreed I'd be down for it any time.

To my surprise they immediately started planning it with me. It looked like they were putting a modest amount of money into it. I didn't think this would happen.

I couldn't think of a guy friend who wanted to get married at the spur of the moment. Couldn't deal with the awkward conversation with my parents that I don't have a groom in mind. They didn't even ask. Started second guessing myself and wondered if they thought it was a bride I was supposed to be looking for. Didn't have one of those in mind either.

Regardless, we didn't even get to the wedding dress shopping part when I woke up. Bummer.

Realized I'm not even sure my parents know I'd go either way. They know I'm bi but male-leaning. Mom mentioned me or my sister giving her grand kids the other day so maybe she does get it.

Racing thoughts about nothing.

>>8566372
I mostly just drink soda and alcohol
do you have an exercise schedule right now or have you not gotten around to that stuff yet?

>>8566374
Call me crazy but I've always preferred finding a bride/groom before starting the wedding
maybe my family just has some bizarre traditions

>>8566375
I do a few squats sometimes when I remember, sometimes sit ups, that's about it. i'm pretty awful at schedules

>>8566378
"Hey I'm getting married do you want to come?"
"Sure"
"Okay just make sure to bring the rings"

>>8566379
yeah I'm the same way, I usually just do a few pushups and situps then get bored and lie down

you should get a routine and stick to it though, be even cuter than you already are which is probably impossible anyway

309 for Emma is bad because she abandoned an autistic neet tranny with no taxi on one of the busiest days in Chicago and that tranny ended up getting attacked and raped while she was lost and panicking trying to find her way to the bus station

>>8566378
No you're not crazy, that was the most bizarre part about the dream.

I guess the implication was I was supposed to already be seeing someone for a while now and they didn't even ask who it was.

I guess it's a dream about hiding the truth from my family and trying to fix things behind their back to appease them. Story of my fucking life, really.

>>8566385
i'm really not that cute outside of my size right now, need time for hormones to do their thing

>>8566386
who did she do this to

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JFC that previous thread...

>>8566392
I'm sure you're plenty cute anon, just take care of yourself and eat healthy, don't expect the hormones to do everything for ya.
besides as long as you have your personality you'll be top tier cute

>>8566394
We don't talk about that thread

>>8566397
i really don't have much of a personality though, other than hating being a dumb autist who can't into social

>>8566401
people love shy girls, though.
What do you think is wrong with your social skills? do you just not talk to people a lot?

>>8566406
i talk to my friends a lot but i have trouble with new people and i kind of just shit on everyone's tastes pretty often, it's rude and I hate it but always end up doing it

>>8566408
I don't see anything wrong with that, I shit on people's tastes all the time, banter's fun y'know.
What kinda stuff do you like, anon?

>>8566413
sure banter is fun but they all think i just hate everything which might be true because it's really hard to come up with an answer for what i like. vidya is usually fun but i think i need to pick up another hobby so i can say I actually do things

>>8566416
I know how you feel, even though I play a lotta games it's rare I can say I like many of them, but that doesn't make ya boring or not-worth-while.
What games are you into most of the time, though? and hey ya could paint or something like that

>>8566418
new vegas is my favorite game, terraria is great too
a lot of the other games i play i end up shitposting about instead of playing or are just multiplayer shit to pass the time, not really into them but they're fun with friends
I could give painting a try, sounds relaxing but I'll probably get frustrated when I mess up

>Be at a place in permanent girlyboy mode
>Don't get sir'd by any employees, everyone is really nice to me
>Wonder if they realize I'm trans and are avoiding it because everyone seems to be trained to be super polite here and the guy in front of me in line got sir'd by this employee a few times
Honestly, I call that a victory.
I don't need validation as much as I need confirmation I'm hardly a guy.

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goodnight
please do not bully me anymore

>>8566420
New Vegas is fuckin great but fallout 2'll always be better in my eyes, and Terraria's fantastic on SP or MP, I've been thinking about playing it again a bunch with mods now that they're more fleshed out.
I spend a ton of time in multiplayer games I'm not too into with a group of friends too, it's fun hanging out at least, maybe we could play together, anon.
I usually stick to 3D art or digital because you can erase mistakes really easily and it's more of a patience game for a lot of projects.

The Castlevania anime sucks.
I was hoping Netflix would breathe life into it but nope

>>8566429
maybe we could
I guess I could try digital art but I think I'd be even worse with that and end up spending all my time trying to do the same thing over and over

>>8566436
Do you have a steam/discord or something?
yeah I understand, I get really obsessive with stuff and scrap it outta frustration after a bit, but if you wanna new hobby putting in effort is a good thing either way.

>>8566438
post either of those, i'll add you

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>>8566393
me

>>8566440
was the rape at least super hot?

>>8566439
goat#5039 for discord, I'll add ya on steam through it I guess

>>8566440
who r u

>>8566445
you have friend requests blocked

>>8566448
whoops, try again sorry

It's been 3 months since I quit hrt

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>dad comes in my room to talk to me before leaving for work
>as he is about to leave he stares off to my bookshelf as if looking at something
>pay no mind to it at the time
>just now realizing I left my dildo on it

Hold me, /mtfg/

>>8566454
Notice anything?

>>8566457
what color is it

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>>8566457
don't touch me you fucking degenerate

>>8566458
Not really
Just change in mood and boobs have shrunk a bit

>>8566457
uh oh your daddy knows you were pleasuring your boygina

>>8566464
How long were you on hrt? Maybe you killed your balls.

>>8566468
3 years

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>when you can see 5 o clock shadow on a "girls" face

I hope my fren nim is okay

>>8566472
Yours or a cis girl's?

I see moustache outlines quite often on 30-40 year old women.

>>8566478
transgirls is what i meant

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>>8566472
>be me
>hate my dark facial hair
>shave as autisticly clean as possible
>there's always a shadow
>one day dysphoria kicks in harder then ever before
>grab tweezers
>spent hours in front of the mirror and pull out every single hair
>it hurts like a bitch
>try my best to pull out the root as well
>done
>cool down my swollen skin and go to sleep
>next day i can't stop touching my face
>it was never this smooth before
>i was never this happy before when i looked in the mirror
>spent about 2 weeks not even thinking about disgusting manly facial hair
>the hair is coming back
>i can already see a shadow again
>the hair is visible under my skin i can't reach it with my tweezers or shave it
>panic
>call in sick for work
>spent the next couple days at home waiting for my facial hair to grow out again
>look up prices for electrolysis

god i'm such a fucking low life...

im feeling happy today c:

>>8566501
epilator

>>8566478
Heck, I often see mustaches on 50-60yo women.

>>8566501
First zap with laser, then electrolysis to get the stragglers. When you pluck, you have to do it all the time. It takes about 10 years.

>>8566504
>>8566501
You're told not to epilate, tweeze or wax hair you plan on removing with laser. I imagine there's reasoning behind it. Hopefully just because plucking the hairs messes with their growth cycle.

>>8566507
it damages the roots and makes it harder to kill with electrolysis.

>>8566504
That would've the same outcome as before.
Epilating and plucking are the same thing in concept.
Only electrolysis can save me from this curse.

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>tfw blonde facial and body hair that leaves no shadows

Should've known I wasn't going to make it as a girl but I was too stupid

>mix of forgetting and being too tired to shave face yesterday
>get picture taken today
>>Anon you could do with a good shave
>>I agree. I'll shave my stubble when I'm home!
>>I meant your head
o

>>8566506
>>8566506
Well by then they just don't give a fuck. They're either married to a half-blind man or an old maid.

The women who have mentioned it in passing to me (all 3 of them) seem to think waxing is way to get rid of it (because shaving makes it grow back thicker and darker, you see) and think they have to pay some little Korean lady to do the painful deed, so they put it off.

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>>8566516
I hope T has it's way with you damn smug cunt.

>>8566530
rude ;-;
its not like theres not plenty else thats wrong, just gotta appreciate the little things

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>>8566533
There's a difference between appreciating something and rubbing it in.
Your obvious lack of female socialization is showing when you act like that.

>>8566538
yikes ok Im sorry jeez. dont gotta bring out the socialization digs

What's the best way to end my miserable existence?
I have nothing to live for anymore

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Hm, I'm a bit over a year on horomones, (started 4/20/16) and have been on pills, and was wondering if it might be beneficial to switch to injections, I guess this is really more of a question for my endo, but some friends have said I'd probably get more breast growth on injections than pills

pic semi related as it's my current breast size, which I'm pretty happy with, but I would still appreciate more growth

>>8566544
>>8566544
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Carbon_monoxide_poisoning

>>8566552
I don't have a car

>>8566550
Injections are superior afaik. My endo literally called it "the fucking hormone hammer"
That being said I still take my pills as well.

>>8566558
Injections are shit

>>8566554
just buy a cheap scrapper for a couple bucks. do you want to die or what!?

>>8566530
i'm glad i am not the only one who hated how smug that post was

>>8566560
citation needed

>>8566561
I have no garage. I live in a busy city

>>8566565
Took them for 2 years. No growth to boobs, hips, etc

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>>8566550
This is another picture of them, for reference I guess

they appear much bigger because 1. I think that blue bra squishes them a bit, I look bigger without a bra on than in that pic, 2. I'm wearing a bra with a lot of padding in this one, and that blue bra has like, no padding

>>8566570
So either you or a nurse was too stupid to do a proper intramuscular injection...
I only get 80mg a month plus my additional 2mg daily in pills and it's working wonders.

>>8566579
Did them properly as I have checked my levels and all tests have been in the female range. Just bad genetics

>>8566544
suicide by police

>>8566582
So injections are bad because you got shit genetics?

>>8566544
Buy pentorbarbital and use it to euthanize yourself

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>>8566570
You don't really want to die seeing as you're just making excuses.
I'd tell you to kys but we both know that isn't going to happen.

>>8566586
Correct

>>8566593
I'll just order a helium tank

>>8566542
you did nothing wrong here, that anon is just bitter and autistic

>>8566603
thanks, though I guess I did come off as a bit smug.

>>8566603
more than one person replied to his smug post

>>8566609
sorry, the people who replied to it are just bitter and autistic, especially you.

>his
don't be such a cunt

>>8566609
ok lay off for fucks sake, im sorry you have coal black hair and invisible skin

>>8566612
>standing up for trip fags
are you his little knight in shining armour?

>>8566612
calling them his was an accident desu, have been posting on other boards

>>8566616
>implying black hair and fair skin isn't the most beautiful combination

someone talk to me.

>>8566623
I agree its pretty, though it can be problematic for facial hair/body hair reasons

>>8566619
oh ok all is forgiv

>>8566617
now youre rude

>>8566627
I'm not rude I just like to inject some better board culture in this little hugbox.

>>8566634
well good luck

>>8566625
talk

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dysphoria's been real bad lately

Helium tank has been ordered.
Will be here in two days

>>8566647
make balloons not exit bags

>>8566650
The exit bag is the only way out

>>8566647
A T T E N T I O N
W H O R E

post proof
and good luck if you're actually doing this you madwoman

I hope I can get ahold of my mind and find some stability so I can further my transition sooner than later.

>>8566657
Attention would be to post it live.
I don't need luck. I need peace

>>8566640
post the ass everyone talks about

what do I do these final two days?

>>8566625
Hey Proxie, not gonna say who I am but I know you somewhat well at least, and hope you're doing well, you're really really cute, and your art is really nice, I hope you have a good day

>>8566664
No, you absolute moron.
If you're determined to die, you wouldn't be advertising it here, you'd just do it.

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>>8566666
What's in it for me?

>>8566678
my cummies

>>8566673
Does it matter?
I only said it here because people here listen

>>8566683
well whatever you do dont do it to prove that anon wrong. in fact, don't do it at all

>>8566684
Why not?
I have nothing left.
This world has bore me and I know I wasn't meant to be here

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>>8566682
Gonna have to do better than that if you wanna make me slut post while dysphoric

Don't do hrt

Do drugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6EHPlXW5mw

>>8566684
What do you mean prove me wrong?
I only asked for proof of her actually buying the tank. I didn't ask her to buy it if she didn't already.

>>8566683
>telling other people about your suicide plan in a desperate attempt of getting attention or as a cry for help instead of killing yourself already
>>huh durrr people listen huehuehue
and why is it important that people listen?

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>>8566682
>tfw no grace booty to dispense cummies to

>>8566700
Because people here have been trough this experience

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Penis in my vagina (butt)