Gay General - Cute Couples Edition

im gay

The difficulty of finding someone into some light bdsm but without the spanking/whipping is intense desu

What's your relationship like?

>tfw no bf to be in a cute couple with

>>8554916
Light BDSM is the best though, try introducing people to it gradually and not calling it bdsm

>No qt otter to tie me up and tease until I'm a writhing, moaning mess
Life is suffering

>>8554945
That's what I've done with a guy so far. Gradually went from the basics, handjobs/blowjobs, to edging, to toys, to him being tied up on the bed edging for what seems like hours begging to cum. We were going to move onto him being in control for once, with my hands and feet tied, I was so damn excited.
But he slipped away, and so starting at square one again is tough as fuck. I can't skip the process either it seems because a lot already invested into the 'bdsm' community seem to want to start at full latex bodysuits hanging upside down getting whipped and vacuum sealed.

>>8554942
Happily married for 3 years.

>>8554974
...London?

>>8555026
Ontario

>>8555030
London Ontario?

>>8555045
In the area, yeah.

>>8554892

Cute gay couples don't look like that. Neither of those guys would enter something monogamous.

>>8554942
Zero chemistry between us and passive aggressively trying to get the other to end the relationship

all the gays around me are fags, this sucks

>>8555069
Gross, please don't (you) me again

>>8555078

How long have your guys been seeing each other? Why did you enter a relationship with no chemistry, or has it fizzled out? And how long did that take?

>>8555092
(you)

>>8555078
At least you're getting money right?

>>8555094
I'm only selectively open to a few people and I made the mistake of getting with a "I'm not like other fags" quern from 4chan to minimize the chances of getting seen by someone in our small community. It's been like 2 months and we spent 2 weekends together staying in, just for the benefit of saying we have boyfriend. I don't want to instigate the breakup because I don't want to give him the satisfaction of validating his ideas on gays.

>>8555120
Hand him over to me so it doesn't validate his idea of gays but you'll be free.

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>>8555120
>"I'm not like other fags" quern from 4chan
Found your problem.

>>8555133
black anon stop

>>8555120

Yeah, relationships for the sake of having one will pretty much always end with that passive aggressive behavior of wanting the other person to be rid of you. The fact that you tried a relationship separates you from most gays so I don't think that you'd be validating his beliefs. If you can believe that yourself and explain to him why it's time to move on you'll feel a lot better. It's not fun being trapped.

>>8555157
Yeah, my plan is to go to a gay bar and take pictures there so he'll see that I want to be gay

>>8555180

That isn't what constitutes being gay, but whatever helps your situation honey. I would just break up with him. People move on.

>>8555180
Seek a therapist instead.

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>>8554942
Amazing

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why are men so good

>>8555190
I know but might as well enjoy the few amenities of being gay.

I'm a sad lil bitch and I've cruised in my car around the gay part of town before and everyone seemed to enjoy it and the music was good

>>8555207

strength
body hair
odors
cocks
buttholes
comradery
libido
beards
not women

>>8555217

You come across as 18 and having no idea what you want. So I would advise not getting into anymore relationships.

>>8554892
I want to be a cute couple
Give me a BF right Fucking now!!!

>>8555092
(you)

>>8555274

All very good reasons

>>8555274
All of your previous points are summed up in the last point: not women
Men are good because women are honestly shit people

t.bi faggot who has given up all hope in women romantically and otherwise

>>8555426

I know lots of decent women

If all the women you meet are shit chances are you're the problem, not every woman alive

>>8555449

No anon. Most women are shit.

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>>8555464

Sounds like you're just a shitty person desu

>>8555449
I'm not talking about just the women I've dated, every woman I've ever met has turned out to be a shitty or immature person in one way or another, from my mother to my step sister to every female friend I've ever had

>>8555474

It's like if every dog you meet bites you, maybe the problem isn't dogs

>>8555485
>women are like dogs
really gets the almonds activating anon thanks 4 that

>>8555207
>>8555274
>>8555471
Ewwwwwww
Gag
Vom
Ugh

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>>8555509

Aren't we all

>>8555513

nummy num nums

I really want to try drag.

>>8555522
Cute if they didn't have beards

>>8555526
Omg do it
Drag queens are amazing

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>>8555530

It's hard to be this wrong but damn it, you're doing it

>>8555526

go for it hunty

>>8555536
He looks like he smells like cheese and suppresses his love of Madonna and wears snap backs even though he's over 40 and not remotely cool

>>8555547
Anon is it possible for you to go 30 seconds without judging someone/something? Truly?

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>>8555547

Reverse psychology will get you everywhere

>>8555547
>tfw I wear snapbacks

>>8555567
hopefully you turn them back when you're about to fuck someone like a true man of honor

>>8555581
Nah they usually just end up with red marks on their waists

>>8555567

My bf wears snapbacks

>>8555581

Backward snapback = loves sucking cock

I know from experience

Friendly reminder, no matter which app you meet your bf, or even if it was at the bottom of the dumpster, you will never be these losers who started from twitter over a tweet about straight feminists
https://twitter.com/StanNoLee/status/883861243425116161

>>8555547
>>8555485
>>8555449
>The bitchy wannabe queen anon is back

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>>8555449
>I know lots of decent women

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>>8555687

I don't know her

>>8555724

Funny enough none of them are pregnant and have two kids

>>8555718
>police around the world: hot
>police in uk, usa, can: meh
what had happened
i can forgive uk and can due to lack of funding
but usa literally spends so much money on that shit and yet they still just get fatties?

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If there's one thing muslims got right, it's how to treat women.

>>8555746
They treat their goats better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvZWdOCFr5Y

>>8555217
>seemed to enjoy it
Ha
We're all faking it and are as miserables yourself

>>8556109
>Cheaper than a woman
>Eats less than a woman
>Won't betray you like a woman
>Doesn't have bitchy friends
>Alpha as fuck, will protect your home
>In times of famine and economic distress you can eat it without getting weird looks

Goats truly are the superior choice

>>8556201

I dunno about that. I used to enjoy that stuff when I worked there and had money.

Shit's fucked.
I had 3 relations, 19 yo now.
First time it was with few years older guy, I just wanted to try it out, but after 3 months we saw that it isn't what we want and there is no way we can get along anymore. No drama, clean breakup, we are still friends.
Second one was with older guy once more. We met on a party hosted by the first one. I got drunk, there were some drugs involved, long story short I landed in his bed next day. When we woke up we had more sex, sober this time. I went home around noon. Met next week and few more times, but, oh god, he was so fucking annoying. Also he was into hard bdsm and I'm not.
Now I'm in well kind of relation with my friend. We know each other for more than 8 years, but I found out not so long ago he's gay. Both of us didn't come out. We hang around a lot more since we found out about each other orientation, hug and tickle each other but no lewd stuff. We are not a couple because we don't match each other's preferences if it comes to looks and we both bottom only. It once got as far as bj.

>>8554942
Everyday support and snuggles. Sometimes we cry together at night. It is good. I want to marry this man.

>>8554892
Is a 5'3 half asian bf ideal?

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How do I pick up people on grindr.
Like what do I say, I am completely lost, even if someone messages me first.

>>8557123
Asians are gross.

>>8557134
>Hi
Hi
>Wanna fuck
Uh
Uhm
S-sorry my mom said no
*Block*
Keep going until one says
>Well 'daddy' says yes

>>8557144
:<
Wtf anon why

>>8557150
They're ugly, usually short, and have small dicks obviously.

>>8557134
You ask if they have chems.
If they say no, you block them.
If they say yes, ask them if they have enough to slam you.
If they say no, block them.
If they say yes, ask them for their phone number and address.
Tell them they're too far and you can't get there, they will send an uber.
Go and enjoy yourself.

>>8557158
Fuck off racist cunt.
You're ugly with a small dick, it's pretty obvious.

>>8557158
This one is half white and a cute
Probly too good for me desu

>>8557187
Even the half breeds are usually too Asian but there are some good ones.

>>8556978
>hug and tickle each other but no lewd stuff.
C-c-cute

What do you guys honestly think of MtFs?
How do I find gay friends as a straight MtF?

>>8557223
I think all trannies are annoying delusional wastes of oxygen. But maybe you'll find people who think differently.

>>8557223
I have no issues with MtFs, but there's multiple threads for MtFs. Other MtFs would have a much better idea of how to make gay friends.

>>8557223
can you please stop dragging trannies into my glorious bastion of healthy functioning masculine penis

thx and kys

>>8557180
what are chems

>>8557223
I like mtfs, one of my best friends is a fabulous, hilarious, stylish and beautiful MTF.
I think most of the ones on 4chan are AGPs who I think are just weirdo straight guys desu, but I don't judge anyone on the creeps from 4chan, gay, les or trans.
Even though the AGPs are creepy, they're significantly better than the rancid faggots who infest gaygen, mascgen and femgen.
Honestly, if you're MTF don't even post in here, these people are losers of epic proportions and have nothing to add to 4chan, let alone society.
I suppose a good way to meet gay friends is to go to LGBT interest groups.
If you're a clubby person, go to a nightclub.
Please ignore these bitter ugly fags.
This gen would be so much better if the trannies invaded.

>>8557289
Crystal meth
GBL

If they have stuff like speed, Coke, mephodrone, basically shit tier drugs, block them too.

>>8557298
why would you meet up with worthless junkies if you're not one?
oh wait

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Where to go on first dates.
Im a homebody so I prefer just chilling and watching movies at either persons place, but that always implies sex

>>8557312
Worthless junkies can't afford crystal meth, it's the most expensive drug.
It's not crack.
Your choice, if you want good sex do as I say.

>>8557321
>meth is the most expensive drug

where do you live, UKistan lol?

>>8557325
Yeah, so I don't even get the good cheap shit you get in the states.
I can't believe how cheap and powerful it is in America.
Lucky bastards.
Slam some t into your veins and have some fun, boy.

>>8557294
>I think most of the ones on 4chan are AGPs
4chan is a very male site culturally. HSTS are more likely to find more female sites.

>who I think are just weirdo straight guys desu
Kind of, but really AGP is as different from being straight as being into guys is, just at a different angle.

>the rancid faggots who infest gaygen, mascgen and femgen.
HSTS.

>>8557332
kill yourself like seriously

>>8557321
>you have to drug yourself to have good sex
hm, flawless junkie logic. continue to delude yourself you're worth something just because of fast disappearing money

Fml this gaygen has degenerated to pozfags and meth heads

>>8557332
I wish these fags weee HSTS.
I'm not even sure most of them are gay, I just think they're super unattractive straight men who realise the only way to get sex is to lower their standards so much that they'll fuck traps or fat old bears.
There are like two fabulous posters, the rest are all gamer nerds with no lives.

>>8557399
As if I pay for my drugs. Grindr is a drug dealer who doesn't charge, babe.

>>8557415
>Grindr is a drug dealer who doesn't charge, babe.

Yeah, if you're willing to take ugly daddy dick all day long for meth lol

Can't imagine the methhead Grindr culture in bongland is all that great on the dental health either.

>>8557415
oh, so you're simply a whore

I'm looking for places to move into with roomates.
If all other people living there, or the owner of the flat living there, are female, should I mention Im gay?
Would it help me move in since it will be less weird to be a guy living there?

>>8554942
We call each other cute a lot and cuddle.

>>8557516
I wouldn't. A lot of women look exclusively for other women roommates. If you being gay made her reconsider you as a potential roommate, she probably has more issues with men than she lets on. Try to make a good impression instead, it's not weird.

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>>8554942
Complicated and its currently Polyamorous because its what he wants, even though I was not really comfortable with it.
He recently took the leap and had someone else over.
So now I am actively contacting people to make dates and hookups. I feel like the only way to cope with it is having more partners than him, because im a Type A personality.

>>8557456
Uh no. Granted they are older, like generally late 20s and older, but they're hot.
It's not like I'm meeting the hairy gross guys that get whored on here. Most of them are anti drugs, hence why they're so fat.
The people with bad teeth can't afford meth, babe.

>>8557551
Nah there are some that dont care about gender, says so on their page, but I still feel like I am under additional scrutiny when applying.

>>8554942
Open and currently distant. Dunno if we're actually together anymore, even though we message regularly

>>8557134
>Hey man, all fine with you?
>*send him a couple of pics of face, abs, flexing back in that order*
>*wait for him to reply and drool over you*
>Are you up for something spontaneous?
Works for me most of the time

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>>8557600
BUT IM A SKINNYBOI
REEEEEEE
At least I recently started going to the gym, no gains yet obviously. So in due time... in due time.

>>8557653
We're all going to make it

>>8557653
I look like that and get tons of messages.

>>8557667
Yeah man.
The main reasons I started is to get more swole, but also so that once I am no longer young, I will still look decent.
Being skinny only really works when you are young.

>>8557677
I do get a lot of messages but I only have a facepic and I never really show body. Ive never had my body be a dealbreaker tho.

>>8557150
I dunno why not
Had korean bf in high school, best man ever. At start the way he was moaning during sex freaked me out a little. Too bad we moved to different countries because of work stuff and kinda lost touch.

>>8554892
>tfw no bf to be a couple where people ask 'how the hell did that uggo get that cute guy' with


>>8554942
non-existent

>>8557653
Yeah I'd ignore you and I'm not remotely hot.
Grindr really does fuck up your idea of beauty.
Especially below average looking people like me who get a lot of attention from hot guys. I have no doubt I wouldn't get so much attention in a night club.

>>8557712
>tfw no bf to be a couple where people ask 'how the hell did that uggo get that cute guy' with
which is which

>>8557719
>Grindr really does fuck up your idea of beauty.
It does
>Especially below average looking people like me who get a lot of attention from hot guys.
But not in this way. Either you aren't as below average as you think, or you're exaggerating in some form. Hopefully the former sweaty.

>>8557739
I am most definitely the uggo...

Is love real?

>>8557739
It's fucked up, eh? I mean I always had a preference for muscular guys, but I never thought they were attainable so I was also attracted to average guys, slim guys, femme guys, chubby guys.
I start using grindr and 8/10 of the guys are ripped gym junkies and they want to have sex with me. They actually like me and enjoy having sex with me.
Pretty soon I won't talk to anyone who isn't a ripped gym junkie.
Luckily my drug addiction made me reprioritise being supplied with drugs to you having a six pack. But I still can't find myself attracted to average guys.
It really really is a toxic thing.
I really am not attractive, idc what anyone says. My body is disgusting and my face is below average. People only call me sexy when they want to persuade me to have sex with them, otherwise I'm called cute which is code word for, eh you're not hideous but whatever.
I think when people are horny they greatly lower their standards....

>>8557775
nah but lust and need for approval & safety is.

>>8557781
No shit sherlock.

Guys are so freaking boring, they're very weak and bland too.
Girls are boring too, but Guys are on another level.

I just don't understand how someone can be attracted to them.
Same with girls, but jesucrist men are so ugly,skinny,weak and booooooring.
What's so appealing about them?

I'm ace,btw

>>8557960
Plot twist; not only are you boring, you're also clinically depressed! Yay!

>>8557960
>Guys are so freaking boring, they're very weak and bland too.
>Girls are boring too, but Guys are on another level.
Explain?

>>8557965
How im depressed?

>>8557967
Guys make me fall asleep

>>8557960
What kind of men do you pretend to be into if you call them weak and skinny?

>>8557989
That's how most guys i've seen are.
So they seem pretty boring to me

>>8557967
Girls are better than guys though, he has a point.
They're a lot more fun and interesting. The only benefit a minority of guys have is that they're hot. And they're stupider with their money.

>>8558000
Must be fun being so retarded.

>>8557985
Please seek professional help.

>>8558000
Are you legitimately 12?

>>8557995
But aren't you asexual anyways? Most people would seem boring to you until you feel entitled for companionship

>>8557985
>>8558000
>no explanation
Debunked.

>want to be around boyfriend (???) a lot
>literally can't keep my hands off him sometimes
>not even always in a sexual way
>sometimes it's just ruffling his hair or brushing his arm
>guess it's always kind of been like that but I'm noticing it more because of the dumb ass feelings I've developed for him
>he's alluring to the point that it aggravates me
>swore to myself that I'd never let myself get this deep
>I have officially given him ammunition

Part of me kind of resents myself for it still but it's kind of nice I guess. I still feel like I'm trusting him with too much, but in the end I guess I couldn't help myself. I can't believe I'm turning into one of those clingy jackasses though.

>>8558014
Why?

>black anon comes back
>gaygen posts turn to shit
>boring mention increases tenfold
:thinks:

Why do so many people over the age of 30 message me.
I mean jesus christ I'm 19 and don't look like a sissie. Stop flooding me.

>Changed profile pic on Grindr and Dating site to me with morning hair and in a hoodie
>Suddenly get way more people messaging me
why is this

>>8558014
If I was 12 I'd be into anime and video games.
:^)

>>8558047
lmao how's therapy misanthrope anon

If I send someone a shirtless pic as the first thing does it mean I want to hook up and nothing else?
I kind of want to send bodypic as soon as possible since bodytype is usually a deal maker or breaker.

>>8558285
yes

>>8558247
>:^)
So you're 13

>>8558195
They primarily message guys who look weak that they can overpower

>>8558244
You looked ugly before

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>>8557653
Might want to not take picture where you look like an alien creature with claws.

>>8558317
HAHAHA
lol man, thanks. Working on it.

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>>8557653
>no gains yet
Either you aren't lifting right or you have a muscle atrophy disease. Everyone gets gains within the first two weeks of lifting.

Remember lift heavy and less reps. If you can lift more than 10 times without struggle you need to raise the weight, if you can lift a certain weight only 5 times and struggle you're doing it right. 3 sets x 5 times. Lift heavy or go home. It's called Muscular Hypertrophy.

>>8558293
Your mother's 13, bitch.

>>8558317
No he doesn't. His body is fine, stop being a jealous bitch because you're fat and hairy.

>>8558349
At least his body is proportionate. Where is the guy in your pic's pecs?

>>8558349
I said I just started. Which is why I said no gains, because gains take patience and playing the long game.
Reason I mentioned it was just to show I was aware of my bodymode not being optimal.

And thanks for the advice, Ill keep it in mind.

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>>8558366
>guy in the pic
Steve Raider
https://www.pinterest.com/rctvm76/steve-raider/

Ugly twink Raider
http://www.gaypornfanatic.com/2015/09/08/steve-raider-by-chris-teel/

>>8558384
>short as shit
Into the trash. At least the slim anon isn't a midget.

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>>8558403
You people disgust me.

>>8558409
Oh look another midget who had to abuse roids to become sexually attractive
>>>trash>>>

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>>8558420
> that body used steroids
LMAO, oh man you're making me laugh so hard at your stupidity.

>>8558423
Calm down, girl. He's still short, rendering him less attractive than the tall slim anon.
Short man syndrome ITT

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>>8558429
I'm 6'3" you dolt.

>>8558435
Go fuck a midget. Molestor.

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>>8558456
>being this irrationally upset over height preferences in guys

>>8558459
I'm not mad. I think both of the guys you posted are attractive even if they are midgets.
I just don't like how everyone has acted like that guy has a bad body. He has a nice body and it's sad that he's insecure about it.

>>8558459
Don't worry xir is shitposting in every thread angrily because their life is trash.

>>8557653
post op ftm
you can't hide that scar ma'am.

Sometimes I feel so disgusted with myself. I hate my skin color. I hate that I'm a fag. I hate that I'm so ugly. I wish I could be attractive and worth something. But I'll always be nothing.

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>>8558518
If it makes you feel any better. Everyone starts off LITERALLY as nothing; until they make themselves something.

>>8558536
Actually you started off as one of your father's wasted endeavors until your mom scooped it off the floor and shoved it in her but w/e details details!

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>>8558544

>>8558253
It's okay, I guess. She said that having a mentality like mine must be exhausting, but I'm not really sure what she meant by that. I'm more interested in how people keep guessing it's me.

>>8558550
I don't know why people go to therapy it's obvious that the person you're spilling your guts to doesn't even give half of a shit. They're only there for the paycheck. I bet she'd be happy if you offed yourself.

>>8558518

Get some help senpai. Are you non-white? That's nothing to be ashamed of, and being gay is out of your hands. Ugliness is subjective, so unless you are deformed or have some horrible condition you are probably someone's guy out there.

Striking out the things that you can do nothing about, let's focus in the attractiveness and self worth aspect. This is where you would probably benefit from some professional help, I recommend starting with googling therapists in your local area, and checking how much a session could cost. Do be aware that you might need to go through several therapists before you find the one who is right for you

You can make it if you really try anon, I love you.

>tfw 5'4
>tfw subhuman

>>8558550
you are literally the only person in this general who's paranoid enough to believe that someone is going to use your feelings for them against you

that and it's always painfully obvious how desperately in love you are with your not boyfriend

>>8558572
As Mannah Hontana always says! You get the worst of both worlds!! =3=

I just scorede someone way out of my league. The dude is a god damn bodybuilder and im skinny. How the fuck

>>8558607
>believing in league tiers
>in 2017
>when they don't even work properly in league of legends
LOOOOL

>>8558518
Bro, listen to this anon

>>8558563
That advice will steer you right. So sorry to hear you're struggling with that. I'd hug ya if I could.

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>>8558627

>tfw non-league

>>8558679
>tfw you will never have a giant man call you a cunt on a daily basis while grabbing your arse

>>8558555
> I bet she'd be happy if you offed yourself.
>implying I wouldn't be happy if I offed myself too

>>8558586
Fair enough on all counts I guess.

>>8558572
Don't worry anon. Plenty of people think manlets are desirable. I like shorter ones myself.

>>8558692
Seems like some kind of prison role play bound to go wrong, but don't give up hope. You dreams will come true one day.

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just a recap of my last 2 days for my personal blog (4chan.org)
>went to Pride with a stranger i didnt know off grindr after previous organisational plans fell apart
>he was a 19 yr old taiwanese fashion student and was super nice + cute in the end
>we got drunk, graffitid some walls and had to run from police in the crowds
>went clubbing with him after the parade
>couldnt get in anywhere cause of how busy it was
>bought a buncha booze at an off-license and drank it together while walking by the river and seeing the rainbowed London Eye and Houses of Parliament
>went back to my place and watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and made out for a few hours
>fell asleep in my bed
>woke up at midday today
>i cooked eggs and bacon for us and he gave me a blowjob while i cooked
>ate and chatted about stuff
>listened to Eurobeat music while cuddling on the sofa
>he chewed on my ear and got me really horny by constant teasing over the course of an hour or so
>he blew me again and i nutted on his face
>walk him to the tube station
>have a cup of tea at a cafe next to it before kissing again and saying goodbye and promising to meetup again soon
>come home and make this post

good day tbqh

>>8558572

I'm 5'10 and would date you in a heartbeat if your face and personality were OK

I have a debilitating short man fetish

>>8558674

Thanks for recommending my advice

I was in a similar position to this anon, and when I realised that my attitude was a major part of my problems I was amazed at how this one weird old tip (fixing your self-image) made me a happier and more attractive person

I can't fix being not very white (Italian) but why would you let it get you down? White people are great people but you don't have to copy a good thing to be happy with yourself

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>>8558544
You're one sad little man.

>>8559033
This is why you're alone you can't handle the bantz. Go back to masgen and spam your old images sis.

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>>8559039
>can't handle the bantz
You're legit retarded.

>>8558892
You couldn't get into the clubs because neither of you is hot.
I hope I've brought you back to reality.

Nothing cuter than a man who is slightly tech illiterate and gets frustrated asking me for help

>>8559108

There is no way an 19 year old Taiwanese fashion student isn't cute, you boner.

>>8559047
See >>8559033

>>8559162
>There is no way an 19 year old Taiwanese fashion student isn't cute
There's plenty of ways.

>>8558572
>tfw no short bf

>>8559125
I'd be like this, I know some things but other stuff goes over my head

>>8559229
It's the best. And then being rewarded for the tech support by getting fucked. The good life

>watching amateur porn
>tons of descriptions like "met this guy while at the pharmacy and got him to come over for a blowjob"
>"me blowing the straight electrician working on my street"
>"fucking some hot married dude I just met in line at the grocery"

How the fuck do some guys get dick so easy?
And I like bears and working class looking dudes. How do guys just walk up to super redneck looking dudes and get them to fuck?

Am I the only gay who hates anal and finds it disgusting and is immediately turned off by guys who want to do it?

>>8559218
>There's plenty of ways.

Nope.

That's a hot combo. If he'd said... 22 year old Hungarian photography student that would be defo uggo.

>>8559267
>t. 19 year old crusty taiwanese faggot
or worse
>t. the creepy ugly hideous balding obese pale white men who thirst after them

>>8559254
Saw a nice looking guy in the store.
Our eyes met.
I looked away and left because my words always come out like pllshhzbsbzjjz.

>>8559254
>How do guys just walk up to super redneck looking dudes and get them to fuck?
Step 1
Be cute!

>>8557960
The ones who are weak, skinny, and boring make up the majority because that's what most of the population is like. Maybe you just read these qualities as fragile, slender, and ditzy when applied to females.

>>8559269

You can't be a "crusty" fashion student, sperglord. Do you take everything this serious or just when people try to have fun?

Also I'm a 22 year old photography student with Hungarian grandparents.

>>8559261
why do you hate it?

>>8559301
>Do you take everything this serious or just when people try to have fun?
Of course the ESL fag can't appreciate the irony.
Go fetishize more crusty dudes elsewhere.

>>8559310
it's an exit not an entrance

also I find it humiliating and dehumanizing

>>8559310
>Of course the ESL fag can't appreciate the irony.
>Go fetishize more crusty dudes elsewhere.

WTH is "ESL"? Get off the computer for half an hour and enjoy yourself.

>>8559320

Me too, it rubs me up the wrong way for some reason

>>8559328
WTF is "WTH"?

>>8559368

I am trying to swear less, on account of feedback from others who have told me I come across too crass.

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>>8559368

>>8559328
>Get off the computer for half an hour and enjoy yourself.
@ >>8559328

>>8559320
well yeah but then nature went and put our pleasure centre up there and as long as you or whoever you're with does it right it can be nice

>>8559375
>I am trying to swear less
you're on the internet, 4chan of all places
pretty much carte blanc to say whatever

>>8559388
>you're on the internet, 4chan of all places
>pretty much carte blanc to say whatever

Exactly, it's the ultimate act of restraint.

Also, when you do call someone a cunt, you can just backspace it away before you hit enter.

Who would you do for snatch game?

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Gonna suck my bf's dick soon lads

Iceland is beautiful.

I need some help

>molested by brother untill about age 13ish.
>fap excessively before I found porn (like once a day)
>find porn (mainly lesbian stuff)
>math class
>upper classmen
>looks kind of like my brother
>start getting feelings
>fight with said feelings
>at the same time I am crushing on this girl in my class
>tfw too beta to make a move
>graduate
>masturbation increases
>find shotacon
>feel like a horrible person
>slowly start accepting it
>start experimenting with gay porn
>later
>get a new job
>twink kid spotted
>at first I am infatiated with him
>recently it has seemed to fade

>>8559444
Monica from Friends

>>8559761

like everyone who's attracted to twinks, you're a bit of a pedo

plus being molested and calling him a "kid" reinforces that conclusion

in summary, you're not gay

>>8559444
snatch whatnow?

>>8559751
It sure is
All that delicious frozen food...

>>8559761
and?

>>8557653
I'd message you SO HARD
don't bother getting fit, there are enough guys into your bodytype imo

>>8559761
you should start seeing a therapist, maybe find one that specializes in sexuality. I have a lot of sexual hangups based on growing up with a weird fetish that dominated my sexuality growing up.

I still feel like I can't function sexually as normally as other people but I have come to understand that I'm biscum and I've come to terms with my fetish, though I do resent it immensely still.

As you can tell I'm still working through a lot of it. It's kind of a lifelong thing I think.

>>8559761
your me...

Except i was the older brother and i just got a boner during
Also i dont dig older dudes

>>8560224
during play wrestling*

>>8559861
And I'm really unsure where I stand sexually

>>8559761
>Fapping to shota pizza
Does anyone have dead tornado shota green text? Give anon a good idea of his future?

>>8559444
Luann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIRZM0NETf8

>>8560315
It usually is
If you are male and are attracted to men, gay
Attracted to both, bi
From what you've said you sound bi I guess but it's your thing
And don't do the shota/loli thing, it's weird

>>8560356
He said shotacon, not actual pizza
But still don't do that, it's weird

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Say how hard would it be to get a bf like this? Slender, muscular, asian...

>>8560644
if you want him as a top/verse, impossible
otherwise extremely ez

>>8560775
>impossible
Why exactly, are they all tops or something?

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>>8559751
It's a shame it has now become Memeland. I used to like to feel like I was the only one who figured out Iceland was a neat place, but the country is swamped in tourists to the point it's a pressing political concern.

If I could get a job in the capital I would totally experiment with living there, but the government is surprisingly stringent (for a liberal government) about immigrants being well spoken in Icelandic.

I would also be down to learn that adorable language which I fell in love with listening to Sigur Ros, but don't know how to find the time or inclination.

>>8560816
they're unicorns

>>8560848
But I'm vers though, I'm not an unicorn, unless you mean vers asians.

>>8560836
desu It's such a small country/island all of that is probably for the best.

It's a unique culture that deserves to be undisturbed & undiluted.

>>8560850
>unless you mean vers/top asians.
yep

>>8560855
Oh now I'm sad, but how can someone not want to switch some times? I mean dominant/submissive exclusives I get but top/boottom exclusives?

Oh well my chances even with top/botts exclusives wasn't good in the first place.

>>8559761
One thing I forgot to mention is that my brother would bully and basically continuously imply I was a faggot. It could come down to brotherly teasing but. It could have had an impact on my psyche. I'm going to get to that shrink real soon now. Thanks anons

>>8560775
>extremely ez
Well point me in the right direction then.

>>8560851
I'm not arguing with that. Most countries with any self-respect should have similar reasonable restrictions.

If you aren't a refugee either you have to prove to the government that you can contribute something of value to society, which is also a standard I respect.

The best way to get there would be to visit and meet some qt icelandic gay guy befriend and slowly seduce until he becomes my boyfriend/husband.

But the prospect of visiting with the intention of finding an Icelandic guy to seduce tickles me.

And it's not like there's millions of Icelandic qts to woo in the first place, they're a rare breed.

>>8557653

I'm 18 and have the same body type but don't want gains

Afraid guys will think I'm a spooky skeleton

>>8561211
Grow out your hair a bit and you will be the type that is highest in demand. My club experience is the young twinks get all the attention and drinks they want while everyone else gets in line to get shot down.

>>8561231
Well that's actually assuring

Do you have to be 21 to start clubbing it up?

>>8561260
There's some >21 nights in some clubs that are dry, and some clubs have a few hours where the music is on before they start serving drinks. If that's no your scene, though, don't worry about it. What >>8561231 said applies breddy much anywhere where there's a mix of gay guys.

t. 23yo twunk who loves some slim boipucci

Okay so

My bf has like 3 Facebook accounts. In addition to his main one is an old one he doesn't use and one that he says is for work relationships. I've been missing him lately (he lives two hours away) and so I just took a look at his other profiles. I'm only friends with the main one so what I can see is prtially limited, but I saw that yesterday on his work account he posted "Still in Love With You" by Sade. The last post that I can see other than that one is from 2012.

Should I be worried?

>>8561275
Drinking age of 19 in Ontario bitchessss

Bonus points for going over to the ghetto of Gatineau at 18 to drink in Quebec

I don't even drink that much, your American laws are just stupid

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>My bf has like 3 Facebook accounts.

>>8561393
I don't say be worried, but be mindful, you can either be honest and talk about your worries, no pressure, no anger, just be honest, or you can keep an eye on him.

If you're dating him you both are supposed to trust each other, being insecure about something is not good for it.

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>>8561393
No, it's a song not a declaration. If you're so worried about him cheating why don't you either confront him or just not even be in a relationship. Maturity is gained over time. Maybe taking a break from relationships is best for you. IDK it's you who has to figure this stuff out on your own.

also
>>8561474
this

So I just found this guy in Instagram a few weeks ago. He's really cute and followed him, liked a couple pics and shit like that . He didn't follow me back so he basically has no idea I even exist. I learned he works in a mall in a woman's clothes store and I went there today and he was indeed there. He saw me but to him I was just any other guy he would see walking by any day. How can I get to meet him? How can I start talking to him without looking like a stalker or a pervert?

>>8561609
You're literally a creepy perverted stalker. This is literally the most disturbing thing I've read on here.
Leave him alone, you're unhinged. Like who the fuck does that? Ew.

>>8561474
I've got more.

>>8561615
Lel now the real answer

>>8561609
Follow him at his house and send him cryptic messages like 'I know where you live'.

What is your opinion on coming out? Is it something necessary, or simply a way for the flamboyant gay to get even more attention? Or something in between so you "have" to come out to your family, and let everyone else figure it out because at some point you will have a bf?

>>8561691
it's impossible not to 'come out' unless you're lying
have you ever had a conversation with a h*tero that didnt end up them asking if you have a gf or how hot that chick is

>>8561710
As for the gf part, no, but i'm beta af so maybe they simply think it would be cruel to ask. Plenty of experience with the "hot chick part" though, they are objectively beautiful most of the time so it wasn't even a problem to lie because of the way they looked. Should i try to force this thing a bit? Like in an ironic comment way so they figure it?

>>8561731
you don't need to tell anyone you don't want
but in my case anyone who doesn't know i don't consider a friend, it'd be impossible for them to be my friend if they didn't know such a big part of my life

for family it's more complicated but if you're on your own and feel comfortable telling them about your life that's fine too

>>8561790
My main problem is that i am both scared to lose some of my friends (one could argue that losing friends that don't love you for what you really are is a good thing, but i also don't want to be alone, so a fake friendship would be better) and, on the opposite, that everyone will start faking their friendship with me because they cannot possibly offend the gay friend. I am recently moving towards a "fuck everyone and what they think" mindset because i also want to find somebody i can spend my life with in the future, and i have to start somewhere. Having my friends trying to force me in a hetero relationship is not helping in that regard
My family is gonna know, i don't know when but probably when i'll live on my own and i am completely self-sufficient. They seem supportive but I don't want to see them everyday and know they hate me.
Sorry for the blog post

>>8561818
>i also don't want to be alone, so a fake friendship would be better
cannot understand this mindset
better alone (which won't happen as there are no shortages of friends you can have in the future) than being fake

>>8561834
I am simply more afraid of dying alone than hurt by not being able to be myself. That, plus low self esteem and general inability to make friends, so i try to stick to what i have

>>8561691
I think it's a bit pointless, especially in this day and age
You should just introduce whoever's your bf/gf and whatever

>>8554892
I am single, fat, losing weight, but... I am just too emotionally messed up to exactly find anyone.
I have no problem giving love, I just view myself as unlovable in return, and there is that old quote about "If you can't love yourself, how can you expect to love anyone else in return."
I just don't want to be alone, I want someone to be with more than anything else, having someone to be with and hold onto them for as long as I can.

>>8561856
I can really relate to you, we're in the same shoes probably.

>tfw gay
>Tfw manlet but still good looking and literally reject hot guys who hit on me because I'm closeted and highly scared of coming out to my relatives
>Tfw live in a nice liberal area and could be very happy with a guy

What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'd like to share some pics of my body/face so you can judge me but I'm so closeted that i think people i know would browse this board and find out my gayness, :(

>>8562092
It's probably easier to keep up the lie than exposing yourself to being outed as gay.
To you... there is no change in who you are, you are you, the fact you're gay is about as changing as like admitting that you have a mole on your back. Superficial.
You're worried that people might judge you, they might view you as a different person for something so minor or react to you in a different way just because of your orientation.
That is the hardest part because it hurts... especially if you love them. They could reject you because of predisposed beliefs or ideologies.
Of course, if they don't have such things... the only thing that holds you back is really yourself. That means that you need to find a way to break it to them in a straightforward and open way.

>>8562092
Do it...
Not the body, you whore, just the face. Even if they do find out you're gay, it brings into question why they're on /gaygen/ in /lgbt/...

>>8562092
>find out my gayness, :(
oh honey they can already tell

>>8562092
If you come out people will suddenly despise you and you may lose your entire family/friends if you have any friends anyway. But if you think losing everyone who loves you and letting everyone know you're a faggot is worth some most likely temporary dick then go for it.

>>8562220
Not everyone lives in Russia, Vladimir

>>8562027
Fix the problem you have now before worrying about the future. You are losing weight, so it mean you are doing something to feel better about yourself and it's a good thing. Keep working on it, you will also probably build some confidence and feeling better about your body probably will help you feeling better with yourself in general.
If you feel depressed and you don't have anyone to talk with, consider talking to a therapist. They must keep whatever you talk about secrets so you will be able to talk about your problems freely

>>8562223
>W-What are you talking about people don't care that we stick our dicks where people shit out of they think it's fine hahahaha

>>8562236
>Y-yeah sure I'll pretend I like saggy fat tits when you ask me how good they look so you don't have to know I compress shit at night
>t. you

>>8562224
I have a therapist and my body isn't exactly the problem either.
I just... haven't had friends, love, or anything of the sort like that for so long that it just feels almost impossible to imagine obtaining it.
Even in my own dreams, I can't dream of having a boyfriend... my mind simply can't wrap around the concept of it.
Something inside of me just doesn't know how to handle love or friendship like that.
It fumbles over it, despite me really wanting it, down to the point of obsessing over it.
I'm really fucked up when it comes down to it, I am trying to fix myself up, but I just don't know how to do it... not when it comes to this.

>decide to check out the sex shop in my city on my lunch
>browsing dildo with a pair of thigh highs tucked under my arm when I notice a woman staring at me
>turn to look at her and its my mum
>head straight for the door, bump into my dads wife on the way out

Please kill me now, my life has become a sitcom and I can't handle it

>>8561834
>are no shortages of friends you can have in the future
My sides

>>8561818
Start to spot lbgt-allies amongst your friends, then tell them youre gay: they should be fine, and might help to find you a bf (not a gf...).

How is gaygen so consistent in offering the worst possible advice?

>>8562184
Yup, that's the worst part. I'm quite aware that my family, even my best friend knows that I'm gay, not to say that I've never had a gf and never shown any interest in them. They probably don't want to make me feel awkward about it so they never bring that issue up.

>>8562133
I know, if only i found a way to come out and still keep it to myself. I mean i wouldn't care to come out if i didn't know my life would change a lot by that simple fact. What a shitty dilemma.

Some people might think otherwise, but it's a big change for me, and makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable too.

>>8562513
I meant to say interest in women

>>8562420
>Family Guy s07e21 09:34

Pls come back for telling us how you explained your presence there to them

>>8562420
Lmao no way
No fucking way
Hahahahaha
Dw anon she'll just use it as a story to show her friends how cool and sexually liberated her son is
Unless she's not cool.
Is mama uncool? I doubt it since she was in a fucking sex shop

>>8562566
hahahahah ppffffrt hahahaha *burps* hahahaha heeheee anon lmaoooo

>>8562537
I will, having dinner at my dads tonight so doubtless the whole story will have been relayed to that side of the family already

>>8562566
My mum is okay, she knows I like men but it's really embarrassing that she now knows the kind of stuff I'm into

>>8562636
Have you spoken to her about the shit I've done?
My mother was talking to me about a guy she was seeing having an obsession with rimminy her.... we were on the M3 so I was trapped in the car.
Mum's have done more shit than we have, lol.

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the blond guy clearly wants it but think the other one is straight

I'm in love with his dick, not him. I could never live a week without it. I've seen so many dicks but not one as perfect and delicious as his, and it's mine.
Are there others like me?

>>8562487
In their defense, they had good intentions and apparently she was interested in me. That's what they said at least, she seemed way over my league anyways.
Two of them actually know now, they seem pretty cool with it. I told them by message and i haven't meet them yet ib person. We'll see how it will go in the future. Losing one of them would be pretty bad though (the other one is abroad so it wouldn't be that much of a problem if he decide he doesn't want to talk to me anymore)

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>>8554942
He's extremely adoring of just about everything about me
He loves my quirkiness, my physique, my smile, my mind, my taste in media
He's the first person I've ever dated, at 23, so I just try to keep my heart as open and loving as his is. It can be hard to open myself up, but he's patient, and slowly but surely things are progressing.

>>8562716
>the other one is straight
what make you say that?

>>8562420
Think your mum and your stepmum are gonna double team your dad?

>>8562802
in the video he doesnt wank the blond guy, only the blond guy wanks him and it was named something like straight college guys

>>8554942
Amazing. We live an hour and a half apart. I miss him so much it hurts some times.

>>8562510
They do not listen to me

>>8562220
This. Always happened where I live and I'm living in the Netherlands

>>8562220
>if you think losing everyone who loves you
Naw. If they really love you they're not going to care about you getting the d.

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would you have a cub bf

Any statement with "If they really love you..." is always an incoherent and hysterical mess.

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>>8563192
for you maybe

>>8563192
>If they really love you, they wouldn't hit you.
You know you're right. All those bitches trying to get out of abusive relationships are incoherent hysterical messes.

>>8562891
No
My mum hates my step mum, seeing as she ruined her marriage

>>8562707
My mum and I would never have that sort of talk, she's too Irish to stand for that shit

>>8563212
If they really love you, they would side with you and not their family.
If they really love you, they wouldn't say no.
If they really love you, they wouldn't spend time with their friends.

Do you understand how it's a manipulative statement? Of course not, because you're the retard who says incoherent retarded shit as "advice" when your life is horrendous.

>>8563134

no ty, that beard a shit

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>>8563232
Same reason religious people say "god has a plan" it's just generic bullshit to say to someone you want to shut the fuck up.

God has a plan for you though. Now fuck off with this stupid shit.

>>8563134
If I bulked up I could be a cub bf

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>>8563134
i do already

New thread >>8563289

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>>8563294
We still have 15 more posts to go you spastic colon filled with diarrhea.

>>8563134
Yes. That's not a cub, but yes, I'd take a cub... very much...

>>8558420
If he was using roids he should get his money back.