>tfw you'll never come home from a long grueling campaign of spreading the glory of Rome to once more share a bed with your castrated chamber boy turned 'wife'
>tfw you will never be castrated and given to a tall strong Roman to be his wife
>>8549704
>tfw
>>8549704
Dear Goddess, why does this hurt so bad...
Bumpius Maximus
I thpught I was still on /his/ for a second.
>>8550189
They contemplating these type of things over there?
>>8549830
>tfw you'll never be pounding your boywife from behind, only to reach around, grab his dick, and say "boy you sure have a little venus"
>>8550369
OH.
MY GODS.
I'll be damned but if I was some wealthy roman citizen I'd probably have ~10 boy slaves aged 15-20 just to keep me company and watch them wrestle covered in oil.
I'm a terrible human being. Thanks god owning slaves is illegal.
>>8549704
Dat feel. Wait can castrated boys cum?
>>8550401
Orgasm through anal is still possible
>>8550401
Depends on form of castration. If you just cut off his/her dick there should be no problem (apart from you being sick fuck ofc)
>>8549682
C-can I be a bad slavegirl (male) who gets sent out to the men and horses for punishment for a night or ten?
PREASE?!?!
>>8550391
Could see it.
>"Yes! Yeeees! Tussle for my amusement! "
>>8550364
There seems to be a lot of crossboard shitposting between the social studies topics and /pol/.
>>8550401
I had that mythical experience today so mabye I should get my balls chopped off hrt kinda destroyed them anyways.
>>8550429
The worst thing is the more I think about it my hatred for myself grows. Just like my dick at the same time.
Hell, I'd buy some experienced gladiator to teach them slaveboys how to fight and I'd host naked tournaments with wooden weapons. Losers would suck/be fucked by winners after.
Somebody tell me, are there time machines on amazon?
>>8550455
God I want to live in your world anon as one of the slave boys.
>>8550455
I'm pretty sure there are a few twinks out there willing to play along with your little fantasy.
For the right price of course.
>>8550478
Are you a femboy? If yes, then there's no way you'd be my slaveboy fighter. You could bring them water, take care of their needs and clean them in the baths after training tho :3
>>8550488
It's not a matter of cash, I think I could afford up to three twinks once per month to play along a little, but the thing is they'd insist on having safeword which turns me off.
>>8550455
Ha! You'd be the one guy everyone comes to when they want entertainment for festivals.
>>8550510
>mfw /lgbt/ just created the next Littlefinger.
>>8550488
>not doing it for free
Seriously why charge money for something so fun you get to wrestle and get fucked by other cute twinks sounds like a dream throw in a leash and having to pleasure the master while the other twinks take a turn. Make sure to get everyone tested if your going to do this tho.
This shit is so wrong and so good at the same time. Forgive me padre for I have sinned.
>>8550499
Y-yes how did you know? Aw that doesn't sound like any fun :( unless you mean their sexual needs x3
>>8550541
>a trans brothel
Holy shit how do I get in on the basement floor of this one
>>8550543
Right. I'm like, into this right now.
>>8550539
>how did you know?
your picrel :3
I mean *every* need, hon. From washing their backs to massages and some "special" treatment. No days off, at every hour, whenever you are needed.
>>8550553
Y-you mean l-like all of th-them? At any hour? No complaining? No days off, no free thought?
*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
I think I need a new button, this one doesn't seem to be working. *click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
>>8550539
Yeah, your pic reeeeaally gave that away.
>>8550543
>>8550547
wait what when why wtf
I get off to idea of having some teenage slaveboys. I never considered having a trans brothel. I mean I could do everyone a favour, hire some crossdressers & more making it into a place for unusual needs. I just need a little time to rebuild it inside my head, gimme a minute.
>>8550562
You'd have your own room near baths, with no doors of course since you don't need 'em, right? Everyone would be allowed to pay you a visit. I think you wouldn't be lonely living with all those horny chained brats :3
>>8550541
Cons I have an exhibitionist fetish I used to cam for old men I'm very good at performing but you wanted to make me a maid lol.
JUST
>>8549682
>with no doors of course since you don't need 'em, right?
Oh fuck, you stumbled into my magical realm. Hothothothothot
Where the FUCK is my Hitachi
Seriously, why the fuck did they ban slavery?
>>8550638
Cause, we wuz enlightened n' shit.
>>8550619
No lol I just thought you meant I wouldn't get to have any fun. After reading this
>>8550553
>>8550578
>Everyone would be allowed to pay you a visit. I think you wouldn't be lonely living with all those horny chained brats :3
omg yes sign me up I need to find a dildo now this will probably be my fantasy for tonight why can't this shit be legal already.
D-did we just turn more /pol/ than /pol/ ever was? Are we really considering owning slaves on /lgbt/? It's so fucking wrong, why do I have erection right now?
>>8550711
Is wanting to be a slave pol-tier level cause uh this thread awoke a few things in me
>>8550740
Well, praising dictatorship is kinda equal to wanting to become a slave.
>>8550740
Yeah I'm not into the owning aspect of slaveship.... buuuut
>>8549682
Slaanesh approves of this thread.
>>8550740
Knowing your place is to come to terms with reality. You're not strong enough to be the master of your own destiny, so, why not have someone stronger make that choice for you? Your future will be clear, and you'll never be without purpose.
>>8550788
My intentions were pure, and now my dreams have given birth to ideas so depraved that they find favor with the Prince Of Pleasure...Where did I go so wrong?
>>8550801
>>8550834
An oddity, but maybe a cute oddity.
>>8549704
just kill me now
i never knew i wanted this quite this bad
>>8550801
>>8550801
I agree 100% with this.
>>8550823
Slaanesh prefers pure intentions, silly! Fulgrim didn't mean to be a vessel for a talking piece of art, but that didn't stop it from happening! Besides, Our Lady of Thirst has only recieved horrific propaganda from the Corpse Emperor, there is no need to fear Slaanesh.
>tfw you'll never have a sissy femboy message you every day nonstop
I want a boy to get scared if I don't respond in 5 minutes
>>8551028
Then what would be appropriate :3
>>8551055
At most, a stroke of my thumb across your cheek. The responses were amusing.
>>8551089
>thumb across the cheek, you don't deserve a headpat
....oh I am going to sleep SOOOOOOO well tonight... hommmmmnnnnhommmmnnnhommmmnnn
>>8551089
So generous
>>8551158
lsldgjasjgals;gl;asjg
I am seriously a fucking gooey emotional mess right now. HOW is this so possible, WHY do I like it soooo much...
Now I want a property tattoo down my spine. I think I need to take up roleplaying again, my bf is way too much of a pushover to do anything good like this...
>tfw you'll never be castrated at a young age
>tfw you'll never have a pervy uncle senator feed you plant estrogens until you grow nice hips and plump ass that make all the senators turn around and catcall you while making other slave boys jealous
>tfw a handsome strong Roman soldier will never fall in love with you and kill the pervy senator to make you his wife
>tfw your hot husbando will never hungrily grab your weak fragile squishy body, throw you on a bed adorned with roses and go medieval on your well-developed butt while gripping your sensitive conetits with his big manly warrior hands
>tfw even long after he drowns your insides in his virile cum he keeps his dick inside you balls deep and whispers into your ear "I'll never leave you, my venus" in his deep caramel voice
>>8551158
What do you need me to do to earn it :3
>>8551172
A sad state of affairs, a subservient soul without a dominant figure with the will to apply the correct amount of pressure. A waste, to be sure.
>>8551203
That's quite the imagination.
>>8551207
To gain my approval, not an easy thing to do, but where there is a struggle, there is the chance for praise. When you've gained it, you will know, you'll finally feel the weight of my hand atop your head. Along with all the effort you've put forward to earn the gesture of affection. How you do it, I've yet to decide.
>>8551318
I can't wait for you to decide :3 I won't have any idea of what to do with myself until then.
>>8551339
If you lack patience, I lack any use for you. But you also lack a choice in the matter, the waiting is part of your way of earning that headpat, otherwise you're only proving yourself unworthy of it. I'm certain there are others that are more patient, more deserving. You'll wait, or not get so much as nod of recognition from me.
>>8551398
Yes master :3
All I want is cute, not femine, boy who would tag along me anywhere, call me his master and suck my dick with to hesitation every time I say so. Also it'd be great if he was blushing while having sex. We'd take baths together and fuck everywhere in my big mansion.
>>8549682
You people are pathetic.
You're too ugly and beta to not have been anything but a fishermen. Even that is too skilled work for you.
>>8552194
I'd agree with you in regards to some in the thread, but in your case, it's like the pot calling the kettle black. You're a bitter little pup that can't stand the idea of a dog that's bigger and meaner than you, so you do here what you couldn't even imagine doing in real life. You throw bold accusations at random people with pent up maliciousness birthed from your own inadequacy. You know you can get away with it here without physical repercussions, at worst your fragile pride will be bruised but you're willing to risk it in order to feel a bit better about being a waste of flesh.
>>8552194
That's called a fetish, you dumb fuck. We talk about it in terms of sexual needs only.
>>8552189
Cute.
>>8549682
>>8549704
Wat
>>8552260
No, really. It's just that only ugly weirdos upload videos of them fulfilling their kinks online.
>>8552273
This.
I've known some people who browse /d/ irl, they're some of the most normie average people you could imagine.
Lots of people have some type of kink, usually it's just something that helps them get off.
>>8552273
In my experience it's the uglier someone is the more they're into kinky shit and fetishes.
Everyone else just uses drugs to heighten sexual pleasure.
>>8552282
If you need drugs for that, one or both people involved are physically defective.
>>8551203
>not wanting the pervy senator to be your hot husbando