Cis LesGen

>>8545161
>I study medicine
>I have fwb relationship with a nurse
>I have had a threesome in Brazil
>first gf when I was 15

>>8545170
>>I have had a threesome in Brazil
lie

>I make $125K per year
>I've been with my girlfriend for 10 years
>I've run two marathons this year

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>>8544667
>Where are you fleeing to?
Not sure yet, considering somewhere in Europe or somewhere cheap and pretty looking first (like Chiang Mai). All of this is right after I graduate hopefully, and if things go well I'll have enough money to go almost anywhere and will be making income while I do.

>Take me with you
Sure if you can cover your part

Question. If a cis lesbian says 'I've never met anyone quite like you before', while extremely drunk, is it a form of flattery or surprise?

>>8545161
Maybe I should have added try to guess other people's lies in my OP post. Chance are you'll do better than me.
Bad guesses at lies incoming:
>>8545170
>first gf at 15

>>8545186
>two marathons

>>8545214
You didn't ask her why she thought that?

>>8545279
>>>8545186 (You)
>>two marathons
not a lie, sorry

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>You don't need to know Japanese to study or work in Japan
WRONG
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I had a dream that I was practicing carressing the nipples of a girl on my coach and then it turned into a girl and it was hot.

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>>8545161
I'm terrible at these, I can never figure out the line between tricky and dicky.
>certified ski instructor.
>appear in a commercially-published manga.
>swum with sharks.

And I'm shit at guessing games:
>>8545170
>first gf when I was 15

>>8545186
>I've been with my girlfriend for 10 years

>>8545359
You really don't though.

>>8545359
>that pic
kek

>>8545214
>is it a form of flattery or surprise
Can be either or a mix of both, depends on body language and other signals.

Is anyone here worried about the rising amount of bihets making their way into our community?
You know, those ducklipped hipsters that bully butches during Prides (lolwut it's Pride ffs, of course there are butches), and take panty shots from femmes and send those to their boyfriend (fucking disgusting and illegal (thank god I'm ugly)).
They make my skin crawl.

>>8545398
>our community
What "our" and what "community"?

>>8545398
>bully butches during Prides
Is this a thing? That's fucking retarded.

>>8545408
Lesbian community. It should be goldstars only to prevent this from happening, but apparently that ain't PC enough.

>>8545418
hi

>>8545415
Yes, they glance at them from afar, and then talk shit with eachother. Or give nasty stares. That's so highschool hetero-y my head explodes.

God lesbians are so comforting it's unreal

>>8545424
Gross, sounds like this thread escaped into reality.

i honestly wish lesbian catcalling were a thing. when a dude tries my skin crawls. if a girl did it i would be slutting it up all over the pavement

>>8545446
>tfw no slutty gf

I hurt myself on the 4th but my gf kept telling me I was fine and also called me a wuss.

I had to call my mom to sneak me to the ER and once I was there the doctor said I had a cracked rib.

I called my gf and she cried for like 3 hours because she didn't believe I was in actual pain all night.

>>8545446
When I was in high school, I got catcalled and tackle-hugged a few times by one girl for no apparent reason (had never even spoken to her). Turns out she's gay, so maybe I can count that as a lesbian catcalling experience.

>>8545446
I'm totally cool with us not picking up stupid things men do. Much more civilized and successful to just go up and talk to girls since that's what they prefer.

>>8545450
Sounds like you guys have some communication issues.

>>8545461
She said after we got home and she saw how nasty the injury looked she wanted to go to the doctor but instead called me a wuss and told me to go to sleep because she didn't want to admit she was wrong for telling me I was fine before.

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NHK e-mailed me back and they want to invite me to a job interview.
Is pic related an appropriate outfit? I always wear such dresses when I need to look gud but don't want to overdo it.

>>8545473
That is some weird denial thing going on with her. At least you know she can't handle difficult things and you should do what you think is right instead of listening to her which desu is what you should have done in the first place. No one knows whether something is wrong with your body better than you.

do you think that gay guys are as grossed out by vagina as we are by willies?

>>8545473
How childish. Injury > pride and bullshit like that.

>>8545489
Gaybro once told me (semi-jokingly) he thinks they're scary, like "who knows what horrors could be dwelling in there".

>tfw no concubine
I need one and I need one now!

>>8545489
I hope they are. Means more pucci for me.

>>8545495
I knew there was a connection between my lesbianism and Skyrim dungeon raiding!

>>8545506
Get out

>>8545506
Lesbians: we fear not the horrors of the cleft.

>>8545519
What?

>>8545518
Nice try, Ulfric.
>>8545519
Aye!

>>8545161

My girlfriend is the best and this is not a lie.

>>8545538
Are you sure you understand how "two truths and a lie" is played?

>>8545374
>>>8545186 (You)
>>I've been with my girlfriend for 10 years
Correct. I can't seem to keep a relationship going for more than 2 years.

I'll send your prize in the mail. I'll just need your credit card number to cover shipping and handling.

>>8545374
>>certified ski instructor.
>>appear in a commercially-published manga.
>>swum with sharks.
the manga thing is a lie, right?

>>8545479
General rule of thumb is to dress one level above what people there wear to work.

But that dress is OK if it's not too short. Avoid big jewelry.

>>8545658
She just wants to boast but she's clearly wrong. My gf is the best and she's only dating me.

>>8545371
Someone didn't double-check their message.

I had a dream last night that I was at this big beach house party, with so many people around - my current friends, friends from High School, my last one night stand, some grills from Elementary School.
Me and a current friend sneaked out during the night to go to the actual beach, where my High School friends were celebrating. Some guide told us the roads were blocked and we were supposed to advance through a dungeon to get there - both the guide and my friend got lost, I wanted to return to the house, but then everyone revealed themself to be NSA and FBI and the whole party was a big set-up to catch me.
Sometimes I think I should write bad YA about my dreams.

>>8545691
>I'll just need your credit card number to cover shipping and handling.
Bitch you make bank, I should be stealing from you!

>>8545698
Nope! It's a single panel in a single volume, but technically true.

>>8545187
>Europe
I want to get out of here, not stay. I want to move to Canada. According to clg, there are a lot of qt there.

Last night I went on a date with a girl who bullied me a lot in high school.

>>8545901
Can confirm. Even the weeaboos are relatively attractive out west.

>>8545920
Did she bully you on your date?

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>>8545901
>I want to get out of here, not stay
What's wrong with Europe? All I ever hear is good things about EU when it has nothing to do with muslims.

There's not much in the U.S., but Canada sounds good, too.

I'm going to try South America too, but mostly nicer places like Chile (might go sometime this year or next) and Argentina.

>>8545934
A little bit.

>>8545920
Why did you agree to go out with her?
Hope you had a nice time, nonetheless.

>>8545962
Hot.

>>8545798
Post manga.

>>8545956
I just need a change, I suppose. South America sounds nice too, well some parts seem nice. I'm not sure about the US. I would like to spend some time there as well.

>>8545920
How did she bully you in high school? How did the two of you get past that to date?

>>8545993
No.

>>8546022
Please

>>8546043
No.

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I need an update from /x/-anon.

>>8546101
Are you referring to the anon with an imaginary friend

>>8545963
I'm lonely as fuck and she is charismatic and hot. It was fun she is funny, i understand why everyone liked her.

>>8545969
Kinda.

>>8546014
She knocked me out once in a fist fight but usually just made fun of me for being poor.

>>8546068
Why?

>>8545116
Can't they do each other? Or are they only into femmes?

>>8546112
Yes!

>>8546139
I'm here. She's floating over my bed reading.

I ate an entire bag of hot Cheetos and now I have diarrhea. My asshole feels like it's on fire. Just wanted to let you all know. Don't eat too many hot Cheetos at once.

>>8546146
Have you spoken at all today?

>>8546148
Sasuga murrifat.

>>8546153
Just small talk. A little friendlier than yesterday though which is a step in the right direction I guess.

Vet anon, are you here?

What's the best food to give my cat?

>>8546125
Who asked whom out? Also did she remember bullying you/apologize for it?

>>8546127
Paranoia mostly. I don't want anyone knowing I post in this shithole.

I swear I'm getting more right-wing by the day. These fucking G20 riots. I'm pretty much approaching Commander Shepard-tier lesbianism.

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It it weird to enjoy going down on my gf more than having her go down on me?

>>8546179
She asked me out. I bumped into her at the super market and was startled to see her and said her name.

She clearly didn't remember me and while she trying to figure out who i was I reeed out on her and shouted "just imagine punching me in the face over and over” and ran away.

She followed me and apologized to me in the parking lot. She talked to me a few times on fscebook later and we texted some.

>>8546231
Going down on a girl is practically all I think about but the idea of someone going down on me weirds me out.

>>8546257
I mean she's pretty great at it but then I feel like I need to reciprocate even more, yknow?

ps sorry if I seem a little incoherent, I'm dunk

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>tfw hurt fucking /both/ of my feet

The left one hurts a lot more, but it's just a complete pain.
Every time I'm sick I realize how ronery I am and how nice it must be to have a gf to comfort the sick.

>>8546184
Post it you fucking paranoid retard.

>>8546231
No. I enjoy giving more than receiving, too. But my problem is that I'm too sensitive and oral on me approaches sensory-overload. It's good and bad to such a level I can't stand it and end up begging for it to stop. Therefore I don't like it.

>>8546308
I have the opposite problem - I feel like I'm not particularly sensitive. The last grill who got me off consistently used her hands to do so, applying more force than she would have been able to with just her tongue.
That's also party why I like giving better. It's a bit awkward if your qt is trying their hardest to make you reach orgasm, and you barely squirm.

>>8546308
>I'm too sensitive and oral on me approaches sensory-overload.
Describe?

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>>8546004
>I just need a change
I totally get that.

Have you been to more places in EU outside of your country though? I thought that with all the places to go and how easily it can be done and the diversity and whatnot, it was pretty easy to know the feel of somewhere else.

I've had my fill of U.S. east coast, wouldn't mind going back to NYC sometimes though and getting to know the west coast if there is something to find there.

What's stopping you from exploring now, anon?

>>8546329
How do you adjust to being insensitive by yourself?

>>8546362
You mean when masturbating? I can't say my masturbation sessions are the best.

>>8546244
>shouted "just imagine punching me in the face over and over” and ran away
Holy shit, 10/10 if this is how it actually happened.
My middle school bully turned out to be gay too but he was a dude. Kind of funny cause he teased me and my friend for being early bloomers (ie big big boobs at a young age) and made vulgar sexual comments... Guess deep down he was scared of how little he actually cared for our boobs, lol.

>>8546384
That's a pity. Does having a partner help overcome the insensitivity better than you can yourself.

>>8546403
Well, I guess my masturbation sessions just last a bit too long, and when I'm done I mainly wish I'd have a qt to cuddle instead.

>Does having a partner help overcome the insensitivity better than you can yourself.

A-Are you volunteering?
But yeah, definitely. It should be obvious, but I'm more sensitive when I'm actually aroused. There's also the component of wanting to be close to my partner.
My ex and me just used to kiss and touch each other for ages until we approached vagina territory. By that time I was so hot and bothered that it didn't take long for me to cum.

>>8545446
I've had a woman catcall me. It scared me at the time though, I was only 16.

>>8546435
Hot

>>8546425
>A-Are you volunteering?
Anon, that's rather forward of you! Not even dinner first?

>By that time I was so hot and bothered that it didn't take long for me to cum.
You can get yourself hot and bothered by yourself too!

>>8546443
Dinner is exactly what I'm inviting you over for, Anon.

>You can get yourself hot and bothered by yourself too!
Apparently I can't.
>tfw even too lazy to masturbate properly

>>8546391
Yeah, I don't know, it was just one of those things. She was the last person I expected to see and I was really mad she didn't seem to remember how awful she was to me.

She was openly gay in school but she had like cool lesbian friends and even kind of bullied me more when I got outted.

I'm sorry you were bullied anon I hope you aren't super angry about it as a grown up.

>>8546290
Make me you mexican midget.

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>>8546457
Whaaat. Who are you and why do you know this? Delete immediately and post manga.

>>8546453
Did you guys have sex? Did she spank your ass while she called you a failure?

>>8546453
How did you get outed?

>>8546465
Who doesn't? You're like the thread mascot.

>>8546472
I thought that was Austrianon and not kek.

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>>8546472
I mean how do you know the midget part you CIA nigger. Plus 164cm is not midget-tier, r-right?

>>8546478
She's the queen not the mascot.

>>8546480
You've posted it before! It's not, I just liked the alliteration.

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>>8546504
I don't remember tying my name to it though. Now post manga, fag.

I've been feeling rather down lately and last time I had sex was around Christmas. Should I call the girl I was fooling around at that time just to get off even if I don't really like her? We stopped talking because we have nothing in common, but the sex was pretty good even if I don't really like her.
She actually asked me out a few weeks ago, but I was busy and only saw her for a few minutes, had a drink and went back home. So I know she'd most likely be up for it. I'm just not sure I want her round, but loneliness can be a bitch.

>>8546336
I'm not sure I know how. The first thirty seconds are always awesome because it's such an immediate switch, and then it rapidly builds up into this blinding white feeling that is just overwhelming and uncomfortable. You know how sometimes when you cum and your everything feels oversensitive and you're like "OKAY, STOP STOP STOP" ? It's like that, but constant. One night my current fugbuddy got angry at me for telling her to not do it, and so she flipped me onto my shoulders so I couldn't get away and tried to force me over that edge. I was practically in tears. Literally anything else is fine, but I can't take tongues in my danger-zone.

>>8546478
Also Austrianon belongs to Germanon (and her sister), Kek is for everyone to bully.

>>8546512
Perhaps I deduced it was you by way of anime reaction faces.

>>8546453
Thank you, and I was lucky enough to resolve my feelings on it before I grew up. I'm not super angry about anything as a grown up. <3
I would be mad too if I were in your shoes. I'm glad you confronted her about it, in whatever way you could at the moment! Also it sounds really fucked up that she, particularly as a lesbian, bullied you more after. I hope you feel like you are cool and strong now, cause you are.

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>>8546542
Tell me the fucking manga already.

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>>8546542
POST THE FUCKING MANGA

>>8546556
>>8546559
Oh gawd, the autists are multiplying

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>>8546542
I too would like you to post the manga

>>8546542
>tfw will never see Austrianon and Germanon make sweet Aryan love

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>>8546480
>164cm
Chaparrita as fuck.

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>>8546576
NO, DON'T CALL ME THAT

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>>8546586
>Kek la Chaparra
It's perfect.

>>8546556
>>8546559
>>8546566
This... This isn't what I wanted.

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>>8546611
You will pay for this.

>>8546615
Then post the god damn manga you whore.

>>8546615
I wouldn't have expected it either. Now I'm rethinking my choices in two truths and a lie to account for triggers.

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>>8546615
32 unique IPs in this thread and you think someone is somehow going to recognize you for posting the manga's name? Stop being delusional and paranoid, sis.

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>>8546615
We are waiting, anon.

>>8546659
Paranoia is a common thing around here

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What do you guys think of that new Netflix show Gypsy? Naomi Watts and this qt are the main couple in it

>>8546689
I never liked rolling Bretons. Nord or Dunmer or gtfo.

>>8546630
Aren't you a little qt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih4JqI44Qz8

>>8546701
>ABBA
Grandma. Speaking of which the brunette one looks awfully like my grandmother when she was young, scary and hot.

1. I'm mostly color-blind which got me into a serious accident once that traumatized me and makes me dislike driving.

2. My white gf has the same height and weight of a typical yuri anime highschool girl.

3. I wrote my first business case for a small business when I was 13 and have since helped out a dozen different small business and start-ups. The most successful has $4B in annual revenue and still uses my logo that I created for them.

>>8546776
>2. My white gf has the same height and weight of a typical yuri anime highschool girl.
Lie. White girls are ugly lanklet pigs.

>>8546659
If there's anything this place has taught me, it's that the world is much smaller than you think. I've befriended people on other boards only to find out that they know my family somehow or regularly hang out with someone I've known since elementary school.

Honestly it would technically be possible for a stalker to figure out which manga it is from posts I've made here. It's just highly unlikely, and further impeded by the translation.

>>8546632
I'm sorry I ruined your game.

>>8546776
I'll pick color-blind.

>>8546798
It's OK, I still managed to come up with a good list
>color-blind
Still too easy I guess, you got it right.

>>8546815
It was a good list, I just went with colorblind because it's uncommon among cis women.

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>have qt hippie type straight friend
>she falls into depression and becomes miserable and sad
>help her put herself back together and make her my gf in the process
>date for almost 2 years, fall in love with her
>she seems happy and loving, like she used to be
>leaves me abruptly and goes back to men

I guess it was always bound to happen eventually, but man I wasn't ready. I hope she will be happy with her boyfriend, but I can't see her anymore for the time being. Pic related

>>8546949
How long do you think it will take her to realize that dating men is not as great as dating women? How long until she comes crawling back to you?

>>8546974
I'm not getting my hopes up. But it could happen I guess. Idk.

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Hey, Kek.
Did your charger make it to you already? Is it still on world tour?

>>8546986
Do you want her back?

>>8546986
Something like that happened to me... we never really dated, it was more of a fwb thing even if I did have feelings for her, she keep looking for prince charming.

Now she's an old washed up loser that never got her life together and I'm doing pretty well. She came crawling back once she figured I'd been the only one there for her but thought luck, I'm over her.

>>8547001
I do but at the same time I'm afraid to get hurt again. It would take a lot for me to ever fully trust her again.
>>8547012
Good for you I guess. I don't have any ill will towards her, I hope she's happy.

>>8547042
I don't have anything against her, sure it used to hurt a little, but I found someone better, so she actually did me a favor by going her own way. Things worked out for me and they'll work out for you too. Just hang in there.

>>8547042
Sorry sis, but sounds like she basically used you to recover and once she did, she went back to her preferred dating habits. If you see her back, it'll only be for the same reason and she'll be gone again.
You can't really convert people, if it was that easy many of us wouldn't be gay. It's much safer and smarter to go with women who don't think of any other romantic or sexual possibility than with other women.

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>>8546996
You murrifats are fucking madmen. I still don't understand this shit.

>>8547151
Huh, I just got some temp sensors from China that also went through the Netherlands.

>>8547250
Yeah but they shipped from China to the Netherlands to where you live at, right? This shit literally shipped from murrika, traveled yurop and got shipped back to murrika for some reason I don't get at all.

At first I thought it could go US > yurop > Mexico but now it's US > yurop > US > ???
I seriously hope they ship to Mexico now.

>crush makes lewd jokes all the time
>but she's actually super uptight about sex
>found out she doesn't understand why people use sex toys
>implied that she's never masturbated
She's from a super religious family and was closeted up until fairly recently, so I get it. But it's surprising considering the jokes she'll make sometimes.

I almost want to offer to teach her how to schlick "as a friend", but she isn't that oblivious.

>>8546974
>dating men is not as great as dating women
???

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>>8546161
There's not really any single best food. Tiki Cat, Weruva, Wellness CORE, Merrick, and Nature's Logic are some of the highest quality brands you can buy, but they're gonna make a dent in your rainy day savings/lesbian hooker fund. Shit's like $2-$4 per can.

However, I can tell you canned >>> dry unless you're comparing bottom-barrel bullshit like Friskies and Meow Mix to high-tier dry like Orijen and Acana. Kibble has more filler ingredients and garbage starches your cat doesn't need to be ingesting. Canned food also contains 8ish times the moisture content, which helps maintain their urinary system health. Domestic cats descended from a desert-dwelling species that was designed to take in most of its water via prey, so they're absolute retards at hydrating themselves with water alone.

Feeding non-shit dry is fine in moderation, though. My own cats are on a 50/50 wet/dry diet because feeding three adults canned only would be too costly (it saves me ~$30 monthly). Some more middle-of-the-road brands in terms of price vs. quality include Taste of the Wild, Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul, Nutro, and Natural Balance.

As long as you're giving mid+ quality food and at least supplemental daily canned, you're doing pretty damn good, desu.

>>8547344
How is this even up for debate in cislesgen? Maybe bigen would be better suited to your interests.

>>8547344
>surprised to hear this in a lesbian thread

>>8547483
>>8547487
It's a sexuality not a political opinion.

>>8545698
Swum with sharks?

>>8545901
I am in Canada now (Banff). There are SO MANY qts

>>8546466
No, be we're going out again this weekend.

>>8546471
I mistook straight girl affection and asked a girl out in private.

It stayed private for like, two weeks before I started hearing about it.

>>8546549
Honestly the way I felt really bummed me out. She seemed so different, like long removed from high school and knee deep in grown up stuff but I was still preoccupied with things that happened to me in school.

Made me feel kind of small and petty.

inb4 this is an elaborate prank and she beats me up and makes fun of my dog.

>>8547544
Nah, I've swum with mud sharks/spiny dogfish (tiny and pretty much harmless to humans). They're quite cute actually.

I am not a certified ski instructor... because I let my certification lapse.

I'm used to playing this game with people who sort of know me so I have a bad habit of abusing technicalities to throw people off.

>Banff
Oooh, gorgeous area! I've only ever stopped briefly on my way elsewhere (Kicking Horse a few winters ago, Drumheller many summers ago) but it leaves an impression. I hear it's absolutely packed these days.

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>>8547499
Would it be a political opinion if a gay men said dating women is not as great as dating men?

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Mikanuji better fucking continue this, Minami's the cutest.

>>8546695
I dunno, I'd rather fuck hagraven, than falmer shaman.

>>8547748
Dating men isn't an option, therefore, those two cannot even be compared.

>>8547965
You make no goddamn sense.

>>8547970
This is a lesbian thread. We don't care about dating men.

>>8547649
>abusing technicaltities
And I thought I was doing that when I was borrowing a friend's true story. I see I can do better.

A 9-10/10 straight girl who is friendly and gets along with you well makes you an offer:

You can do anything you want to her whenever you feel like it, but she will never have feelings beyond friendship, and will never reciprocate with enthusiasm.

If you want her to touch you back, she will only do so idly, and it's up to you to get yourself off, using her. All the real effort is on you. However she will go along with pretty much any fantasy you want to explore so long as these things are kept in mind, and she does enjoy when you give her orgasms.

She does appreciate you as a friend and just considers this deal as part of your friendship, if you want it.

What do?

>>8548178
For your lot? Go hook up with bi girls and "straight" girls with your half-assed bi behavior. There are more of you than us lesbians, it's sadly easier to find your type that are limited romantically and sexually with women.
Most lesbians figure out they can do better than compromising on crumbs, but some have to learn the hard way.

>>8548178
Hard pass

>>8548178
>straight girl
Into the trash she goes.

>>8548178
only if I were allowed to sit on her face
>always been a dark fantasy of mine, forced face-sitting on a straight girl

>>8548178
I'd go for it, I have way too many hot straight female friends who I want to fug tbqh

>>8548178
>how to tell whether someone is a pathetic fuck or not

>>8548178
Would consider.

>>8548248
Is it really pathetic if I'm getting sex and feel confident that I can trust myself not to develop feelings?

Considering otherwise I would just not be getting sex, I wouldn't call this pathetic at all.

>>8546949
>help her put herself back together and make her my gf in the process
Why... did you think this was going to work?
I mean let's skip over all the gross "used her depression to exploit a straight girl" bits, why did you think it was going to stick? How stupid can you get?

>>8546568
We kinda agreed to posting the video material of our first date here, "as offerings for the goddess".

>>8548268
d/a but do you know what opportunity cost is? It's when you waste your time on shit sex with a straight girl when you could be looking for good sex with a gay girl. And don't tell me that you can't find the latter because I know you bitches aren't going out there and really trying.
>>8548277
Video when

>>8548268
>Considering otherwise I would just not be getting sex, I wouldn't call this pathetic at all.
>straight woman
>not getting sex despite wanting it
>to the point of having to fish for lesbians
Yes, actually that's kind of the human epitome of pathetic. The level below that is robot, and they're not human.

>>8548281
>shit sex with a straight girl
It's not bad at all, actually. And i'm capable of separating sex from romance, so why not? She's hot and willing.

>don't tell me that you can't find the latter
Would you criticize someone for buying a toy to fuck themselves with while single, too?

>>8548282
You seem to be confused. I'm not the straight woman in this situation.

>>8548297
>not bad at all
This >>8548178 is not bad sex to you? I have no words.

>>8548178
i've been with plenty of "straight" girls but the "will never reciprocate with enthusiasm" part just kills it for me. If you're going to get sexual with someone, at least try to get into it.

>>8548178
>all this virtue signaling
Yes, obviously I'd do this in a heartbeat.

>>8548305
>This >>8548178 is not bad sex to you?
I'll put it this way, I don't look at it as "sex" so much as "advanced masturbation with a friend, who is actually open to a lot of my selfish stuff that even actual girlfriends never have been".

Would I drop this situation like a hot potato for an actual relationship where there was real loving sex? Sure, but if this is all i'm getting right now, it sure as fuck beats going solo or nothing at all.

>>8548337
>virtue signaling
What? I don't think that term means what you think it means.

I need your help, /clg/!
I have a massive crush on this weeb artist that lives in a neighboring state. She is confirmed (cis) lesbian, and I don't want to fuck my changes. So, would it be creepy to contact her out of the blue? Been stalking her for a while, not that I'd admit that to her right now, or ever. We like same series, and think very much alike, also, she's 10/10 qt.

>>8548358
Friend her on facebook or whatever you're using to stalk her and just send her a message straight up "Hey I think you're cute and we have similar interests, and I want to get to know you better."

It's that easy.

Don't overthink it. Don't second guess yourself. Just take action. Type it up, hit send, then put it out of your mind. Don't stress out about it and just let her response come naturally.

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>>8546188
Same. This is from the riots.

>>8548268
>Considering otherwise I would just not be getting sex
Yep, you are pathetic as fuck.

>>8546188
What the fuck are they hoping to accomplish?

>>8548297
>corpse laying on a bed and doesn't do anything
>not bad sex at all
Ok virgin, just off yourself.

>>8547908
I want to fuck coworker-chan.

>>8548408
Thanks anon. I guess I have nothing to lose. Your words guide me.

>>8548498
Let us know how it goes.

>>8547649
The Canadian Rockies are amazing, but yeah it's absolutely full of tourists (myself included of course).

I'm driving to Jasper tomorrow, what is there that I've absolutely got to see? I'm already doing a glacier tour.

>>8548178
Start between her legs and lick your way up to her heart. She'll reciprocate before long

>>8548178
>>8548232
When I was in high school I was the only lesbian and a friend of mine asked me one day if I would sit on her face.

She saw it in porn and really liked the idea but she stressed she wasn't gay or bi or anything she just wanted me to sit as tight on her face as I could. She never licked me or even kissed, there was no simulation coming my way.

We'd sit in her walk-in closet and I'd take off my bottoms and sit on her and like use a shelf to push myself harder down onto her face.

After a few times she asked if it was okay if she masturbated while I did it and I said sure if I could masturbate afterwords and then we started this weird thing where I'd sit on her and she'd finger herself under a blanket until she had an orgasm and I would jump off her and furiously finger myself outside the closet door.

Ironically she is probably the best girlfriend I've ever had when it came to things like, knowing if I was having a bad day or saying the right things to make me feel better.

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>tfw you have been so horny these past days you can't stop masturbating to yuri
I hate it when I get like this, I usually don't masturbate to yuri but when I'm max horny it's the only thing I can think about. I even got off to some lame vanilla futa doujin, and that's just really rare. I need gf asap.

>>8548553
More deets?

How did this start exactly? What were you thinking when she first brought it up, and how awkwardly did that proceed into actually doing it?

Did she ever comment about what she thought after trying it the first time, or any of the times thereafter? Did she continue maintaining that she wasn't lesbian or even bi, even after she started masturbating during?

She never licked or anything at all? How did she react or respond to you getting turned on while sitting on her? Did she ever mention the wetness/smells/sounds/etc. afterwards, or as things progressed?

How long did the two of you do this, and if you stopped, why, and under what circumstances? Are you still friends to this day, and what does she think about those times now, either way?

>tfw no femme gf

>>8548232
In your fantasy, does the straight girl eventually start enjoying it or not?

>>8548568
>tfw femme

>>8548566
She eased me into it by telling me about the video she had watched and she was like "you'll probably like it too, it's two girls".

I thought she was coming out to me, I thought for sure she was actually bi at least and I was going to get a girlfriend. It wasn't that awkward really I did it with clothing on the first couple times and proceeded to panties and then to nude.

The first time she just kind of thanked me, I got the feeling she really wanted to masturbate during it but hadn't realized I'd be there. After a while she wanted more pressure which is why I started pushing down and trying other positions, like face sitting yoga, awkward splits and stuff. She has always insisted she wasn't gay or anything she just liked the pressure and the smell and I guess later even the moisture.

She didn't lick me or anything but she'd wiggle sometimes which felt nice and her breath and nose were nice. She understood why I would enjoy it and eventually she let me see her masturbate and also would take her shirt off so I could see her boobs. She never said anything negative about what would happen while I was on her face, I had some orgasms while on her and I'd kinda try to not just be sitting on her when I did. Felt rude.

It went on for like a year and she suggested we quit because she was feeling guilty that I was catching heavy feels. We did it a handful of times more until we went to college. I still consider her my friend but I haven't talked to her in person in a couple years. I don't know how she feels about it now but I hope she still likes it.

How do I fall in love? I'm 23 years old and have never felt any romantic attraction to anyone. What do? Am I mentally ill?

>>8548650
>I had some orgasms while on her and I'd kinda try to not just be sitting on her when I did.
Incidentally, or did you actually masturbate while in position? Did she ever comment on this, and did you ever ask about or mention doing more, or getting more into it?

>we quit because she was feeling guilty that I was catching heavy feels.
She merely suspected this, or was it totally the case and you couldn't hide it?

>I haven't talked to her in person in a couple years.
Jesus, what if you found out she had since come out and was married to some woman who resembled you a little too closely?

Anyway, interesting stuff. Thanks for sharing.

>>8548603
not initially
but after some encouragement

>>8548676
I never masturbated, I touched my nipples sometimes but no it was just from her moving little bits under me and just me being horny before we even started.

She seemed fine with it, a few times I felt like I blue beaned her because I'd get off and she'd just get up and be like na it's cool even though I knew she hadn't even really started masturbating. I asked her a few times if she'd like to kiss or maybe finger each other and I offered to eat her out a few times.

She knew, I told her and I would get really jealous when guys when hit on her and I cried a bunch of times.

We're social media pals and she has a long term boyfriend.

>>8548647
sit on my face

>>8548704
>I asked her a few times if she'd like to kiss or maybe finger each other and I offered to eat her out a few times.
Obviously she didn't go for any of that, but what did she say and how did she react to those suggestions?

>She knew, I told her and I would get really jealous when guys when hit on her and I cried a bunch of times.
Ah, the vagaries of youth. Being an adult now (presumably), you think you'd be able to handle something similar now and resist falling for the person?

>>8548741
She always politely declined. She had a somewhat annoying at times standoffish demeanor and never got upset when I pushed for more even though when she turned me down I'd kinda throw some fits.

I could do it still for her but I don't think I could for someone else unless they were a lesbo too.

>>8548281
>Video when

When Austrianon finally moves her butt to Germany.

Reminder that you can't ask Santa to bring you a gf for Christmas.

>>8548665
I'm 25 and I feel the same way. However, I've never actually gotten to know anyone enough to develop feels for them.

>>8548836
Yeah, I think I got the same problem. There is also the thing that knowing someone close enough might put me off.

>>8548533
I don't know anything about Jasper, sorry! I hope you enjoy it though!

>>8548836
I've been wishing for gf for a long time, and my friends don't seem to understand why it'd be so hard for me to acquire one. After some consideration I think it's in big part due to me taking a long time to catch feels, and not wanting to gf the first woman who throws herself at me.

>see all the complaints here
>go out to gay clubs on weekends and constantly see all these ugly landwhales with girlies they snagged because they went out and hit on them
Welp.

>>8548358
It's not creepy but if she's female and a good weeb artist she may have a lot of people trying to be friends, so it can be helpful to give her some idea of who you are. If you're active on the same platform (beyond just sharing things other people have posted) that can be enough, otherwise I'd start chatting with her by commenting. Or maybe I just know particularly guarded artists.

>>8548488
Is it the hime cut?

>>8548983
>particularly guarded
Probably not, I know women who do nothing more than blog and get weird stalky emails. I hope the anon knows enough to identify clearly as a lesbian and back it with a facebook page or something clearly proving it.
Otherwise, in the trash it might go.

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Post qties.

>>8549017
>tfw no Aryan gf

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>>8549017
I've got you, senpai.

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>>8549017
>auntie, why are you staring at my chest?

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>>8549017
8/10 coming through.

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>>8549017
>tfw no gf that is way out of my league

>>8549005
Exactly. While I don't think it's necessary to prove one is a lesbian right off the bat, it will definitely help you stand out from the crowd. It's mostly just important to give the poor girl something to work with; too many people forget that while they might know a lot about a public figure, that person knows nothing about them.

>>8549058
Because I want to take a good look at my prey

>>8549063
>pic
What's the story?

>>8549208
Look up bukkake

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>posting actual lesbian
She's even cuter in person

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>>8549223
>know lot of power qt lesbians
Normally wouldn't post them but she's in a very visible role so it's no secret.

>>8549223
>unironically using hashtags
basic af

>>8549233
>how does instagram work

>>8549239
>knowing how to use normiegram

>>8549239
b a s i c

>>8549228
>tokenism: the career

>>8549223
I'm very distracted by the fact that her name is an anagram of "send 'em all'

>>8549258
This, desu.

>>8548527
I will.
>>8548983
She's professional! I'm mostly anon online, but I do have this ancient FB acc from 2011. Pretty much everything is related to yuristuff since I was horny teenager back then, so it's not a problem.
I hope it doesn't look like some cuck figured out someloli's password, judging from the gap in activity, or something.
Yes, the creeps.
Got their shit myself numerous times; men trolling lesbians is almost expected in web era, even if almost all of them are easy to weed out.
>>8549086
Yeah, that's a problem. She's got tons of fans. She's single tho, and I'm stupidly hoping that she'll give me the spotlight to prove myself out, but that's just hollywood meme. *sigh*

>>8549258
All the LGBT Globe work is volunteer. It's what she does on the side after her full time job in human capital consulting. That's the norm for corporations and firms, it's not their full-time job, they represent on their own time.

I have fallen in love with a straight girl

>>8549281
>Pretty much everything is related to yuristuff since I was horny teenager back then
Uh, I hate to break it to you but that doesn't prove you're a lesbian. Or a non-creep.

Well, good luck to you I suppose.

>>8549306
This. You badly need to update it from 2011 and show you're a girl and more than just a yurifan. I mean a basement dwelling neckbeard can be into yuri, it proves nothing.

>>8549306
Well... yeah, I used FB mostly for yuri and rainbow stuff. And vidya. Fuck. Doesn't seem very convincing, eh? Got my face in there tho.

>>8549281
>professional
>weeb artist
Doubt.

>>8549318
True, I guess I need to update my photos, and upload my visits in lesbian bars/Prides.

>>8549327
Well, not professional professional, but in my eyes, she puts alot of work into it.

>>8549324
>>8549333
Yeah get that updated with some recent activity, and your current taste in weebshit.

>>8549342
You're making me exceedingly curious, but I'm not going to ask because posting her name here would inevitably result in someone trying to sabotage things.

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>>8549342
>>8549333
>>8549324
>>8549281
No. No. No. No. It claims that email is no longer valid. And it's kinda my fault, since I have a habit of creating nonsensical security questions.

>>8549004
Yep. Hime cut is love and life.

>>8549431
You done fucked up.

>>8549390
I understand your curiosity. Won't reveal much since I don't want to hurt her by summoning lusty channers (males (duh!) and female rivals) from this vietnamese potterymaking forum.

>>8549440
I'll figure out something. This isn't over.

>>8549472
You could just make a new one, post and talk to people for a couple months and then start talking to her. You've already been stalking her for a while, what's a couple more months?

>>8549477
Yes, that seems like only choice now. Starting over isn't stopping me, since I've stalked her for almost an year now. I'm fond of her.

Hey mosquito anon, will you finally go out and hit on girls tonight?

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>>8549472

>>8549514
Isn't "mosquito anon" HEMA anon?

>>8549544
Oh, yeah, I think she is.
I thought of the mosquitos first since that was her excuse last week.

>>8549554
Just trying to keep the clg taxonomy in order

>>8549465
Does she table at cons?

>>8549515
Thanks, fellow anony. Am on my way.

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>>8549567
I enjoy that none of us namefag, but we still have our own list of recognizable regulars.
>HEMAnon
>/x/ anon
>Germanon
>Austrianon
>vet anon
>delinquent
>that one 40+ anon

>>8549594
I'm sure you understand why I'd rather not answer that question. Perhaps she did, perhaps she did not.

>>8549616
It's much more fun that way. One person could even be multiple regulars, who knows.

>>8549619
A ton of artists have tabled at some con or other, it doesn't narrow down the field that much.

>>8549616
Unrelated, and I feel like a faggot for asking this, but why is there a partially liquified corpse under her bed?

>>8549616
You forgot kek and McBurger.

>>8549641
In that case: no, none that I'm aware of, and I'm aware of many things about her.

>>8549616
>that one 40+ anon
Anunnie?
Unnie-non?

>>8549616
>>8549644
Nevermind, it's a shadow.

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>>8549644
>partially liquified corpse
I... it's just shadows, anon. That is one hell of a Rorschach test result.

>>8549644
>>8549667
>>8549668
Holy shit, I'm dying

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>>8549664
>anonee-sama

>>8549658
>I'm aware of many things about her.
OK anon, now you're starting to sound like a creeper.

>>8549683
But she's Korean.

>>8549616
Wonder how many are tranners.

>>8549664
There's a Unnie scanlator on /u/ now so it may be time to retire that name. I really don't want to be an Ajumma though. ;_; I still pass for 20s.

>>8549616
Having a cat in the picture is just spot on. Perfect.

>>8549668
Lol, took me a long time to see it as anything other than that. I mean, I see side profile of a face, hair bangs, and rest is just a melty puddle.

>>8549702
OK, I'm gonna call it a daki shadow. She's got some 2D pillow chick stashed away under there.

>>8549700
>me and my gf picture on wall

Gets me every time.

>>8549708
Sounds about par for the /clg/ course.

>>8549697
It's OK, you can be a cool Ajumma. Dispensing advice and stories from the lgbt days of yore.

>>8549709
I have the same haircut and glasses

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>>8549720
Didn't someone here actually have a daki?

>>8549687
I'm trying not to be one, sorta. I'm just incredibly excited how similar she is, and finding stuff out is a byproduct of it. That said, I'd rather kms than hurt her.

>>8549742
I get it, I've been a fangirl before. Just giving you a heads up that saying stuff like that can come across as creepy.

>>8549708
This calms my morbid imagination.

>>8549728
This is what happens when a perfectly good girl goes ajumma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YByH-1hSti0
Pls, no.

>>8549763
Wow, that perm/wig.

>>8549752
Yeah, I guess I should choose my words better. Especially when I'll get around her.

>>8549695
Most of them are known cis from photos, chat etc. But if you were around you'd already know that.

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>tfw your cousin apparently thinks you're straight and pities you for being a dateless mega autist, so she started to talk about introducing you to "some really nice guys from engineering" she knows
I...I thought it would've been kind of obvious by now...

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>>8549616
Post your OTP.

>/x/ anon and that 18-year-old anon dating a gymrat twice her age
>both qt and so lonely, but together will find wholeness

>>8549875
Straight people have amazing straight goggles sometimes.

>>8549825
The 40+ anon hasn't done pic and is my bet for tranner.

I'm not in the chat though so maybe she's proven cis there.

>>8549825
>Most of them are known cis from photos, chat etc.
Not that I support witch-hunting, but this is bs.

>>8549875
Anon, it's your time to introduce her to some really nice pair of boobies.
...Seriously speaking, why can't you come out?

>>8549903
>>8549912
newfags detected and wrong on every count. HEMA even posted vids recently, you idiots.

>>8549903
>The 40+ anon hasn't done pic and is my bet for tranner.
Fishing for pics much?

>>8549934
Yeah, I'm not doing that again just because people are new.

>>8549930
1. I don't think you realize how well some people pass.
2. The majority of those posters haven't posted anything telling one way or another.

>>8549961
And I know now you aren't in chat or the old tinychat and you don't know what you're talking about.

>>8549970
I love how y'all think your chat screening does anything.

>>8549976
Yeah, yeah, stay delusional, paranoid and forever alone.

>>8549986
I don't actually give a fuck about whether someone is trans or not, I just think it's funny that it's so important to y'all that you're willing to pretend you have complete knowledge.

Gf is in a sad and I've no idea what to do, please send help

>>8550000
>complete knowledge
If it's known, it's known. Most anons aren't. You're the one trying to make it like oh yeah, there's no way you can know about anyone even though it's fairly easy to be cis and chat with other cis girls.
Also if you are cis, why would you be so surprised there are other cis girls in this thread. Do you really think you're the only one? Or are you a trannie and you think you're roleplaying with only other trannies. Please.

>>8550032
Let me simplify my statement for you, since you seem to be misunderstanding: the idea that someone can be verified as cis over the internet is hilarious.

>>8549896
Yeah, it's amazing really.

>>8549925
B-but that's gross, I've known her since childhood.
And well, our family's sort of conservative. Not religious or anything, but we just don't really talk about things like this. I think I will do it at some point, but not yet.

Also like I said, I thought I didn't really need to - I'm not particularly butch, tumblrina or "obviously lesbian", but really, what kind of a straight girl has never expressed interest in men or had any boyfriends at 23?

Anyway, that specific moment would've also been very awkward for a grandiose coming out, so I just tried to mumble something (and hoped she'll forget it later) and changed the subject.

>>8549970
Germanon and Austrianon are in chat?

>>8550057
I don't know anon, maybe those trannies are soo good at passing they're fooling you in real life too! Watch out you better not sleep, they're totally out to get you!
Yeah, OK, whatever, this is as stupid as thinking everyone in a chat room are trannies with passing voices and sometimes vid checks too, apparently.

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>>8550010
>offer to talk about whatever's making her sad
>listen, support, and offer sympathy; do not try to fix the problem

If she doesn't wanna talk about it:
>cook/take her out for her favorite meal
>watch her favorite movie together
>go to animal shelter to cuddle kittens/puppies
>offer to rub her back/shoulders/feet/whatever she likes
>play a game together
>get together with mutual friends
>cuddle
>go for a walk together if the weather's nice
>etc.

It's also okay to just straight-up ask, "what can I do to help you feel better?". People aren't mind-readers.

>>8549616
What would you say are typical topics or posting styles of the regs?

>rich bitch trips
>animu reaction pics and autism
>imginary (g)fs
>yana, gud vidya and the burger mines
>manly tears

>>8550077
I'm not sure why you think I'm scared of transwomen? I guess being reassured by your own ignorance is better than being driven to pitchforks and torches by paranoia, but it's still pretty stupid.

>>8550098
For something you supposedly don't care about, you sure did make a point of bringing up and keep talking about it and trying to make it a thing.

>>8550110
I'm terribly triggered by stupidity.

>>8550118
>triggered
As expected of an autist

>>8550131
What the fuck are you doing here?

>>8550145
Because I'm a weeb. You can like your hobbies and still not get triggered over every stupid thing and even go talk to other girls in chat.

>>8550152
Do you not realize how spergy this entire conversation has been?

Just fuck already, you two

>>8549115
I have seen this way too many times.

>>8550160
Yeah, I should have ignored your dumb shit from the start.

>>8550198
I ain't fuckin her, no proper weeb has that much hubris.

>>8549616
I might have been perpetuating this by mentioning them by name in the OP. It's all supposed to be fun but is it too much? At least I'm not posting a chart like the old OP.

>>8550094
Vet anon posts cats and uses casual slang (gotta, wanna). Delinquent talks about going to the gym a lot.

Is any one of those anons the one with multiple gfs?

>>8550258
polyanon, she wasn't listed

>>8550254
No harm in it. I think it's fun.

>>8549115
>tfw no kpop slut

>>8550254
It's all good.

>>8549115
>those lovely hips

>>8549115
I want her to wink and smile at me as she makes me orgasm, tbqh.

>>8550202
>>8550274
>>8550280
>>8550318
Chill out sis.

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>>8550258
H-hey now. I'm not the only one who posts cats, and sometimes I do post without them, otherwise it'd feel too avatarfaggy.

That said, I encourage all catposting in /clg/.

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>>8550360
Shamelessly seconding this. More pussies the better.

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>>8550360
>>8550484
Thirding.

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>>8550484
Good taste, sis.

I honestly have no idea if my family knows I'm gay and they are trolling me or if they are that dense.

>go to cousin's place to a family thing
>sit there with mom, aunt, uncle, etc
>cousin is in the back with bf
>eventually they come over
>aunt jokes she just didn't want him to see me in case I stole the guy from her
>they all laugh
>just sit there in my autistic manner

My mother still asks me if I'm interested in any guys from time to time, but a friend suggested she might just be trying to make me come out by annoying me.

Not going to though, it should be pretty obvious considering I'm an old fag that's never had a bf of shown any interest in such things. Not to mention not particularly girly or anything.

>I've done work for the CIA, FBI and others
>I'm watching and recording every single thing you're posting
>I had a pretty good burger yesterday

>>8550661
Hi there CIA nigger.

>>8550687
Hello, Kek

>>8550661
>I had a pretty good burger yesterday
I pick this one.

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>>8550692
What have you told the CIA about me?