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Previous thread: >>8540268
>tfw high school friend has a position with the NIH and is traveling the world with them
>tfw I live at home with my parents and take tranny pills
>>8543086
pikachu will always be my favorite
hi i am i denmark
>>8543256
>Faithful tepig
OH GOD NO PLEASE
>>8543270
Lmao rekt
>>8543278
>Lmao rekt
You win this time
>>8543284
shenanigans
>>8543301
sheenanigans
I wanna eat out ur big ass all day and spit into it until it's wet all over then head tease you until you start to push back into daddies Big Cock
I wanna eat whip cream out ur bellybutton
I wanna stick a jollyrancher inside of your ass then lick it out
I wanna climb on top of you and push your face down hard hold your arms down and play with your little tits until you start to arch back and I push myself all the way inside you
>>8543341
>>8543262
squidward
>>8543358
Why is music so good
>>8543406
you're basically a teenage girl and like dancing around your room and laying on your stomach and kicking your feet while you read through teen magazines
>>8543416
Lol that exactly what I do when I listen to music, minus the magazine part
This is so surreal, I feel so good in my head, like there's no worries and I don't hate myself.
>>8543406
Whatcha listenin to?
Try mal blum, Paul Baribeau, Johnny hobbo and ramshackle glory if u like guitar.
My gf is gonna help me buy myself one and encourage me :3
Literally could not be luckier.
/mtfg/ can I spill my beans to you and bitch about my struggles?
Hey I just want all of you to know that cis women are superior to you.. Thank you.
>>8543445
hehe
>>8543455
true, true
>>8543455
Also, I have a question for you "grills" (taha, hehe, he ha ha)
Why do you insult men on here and take aim at their penis size, height, and etc but you yourself are constantly complaining about being shit on as well?
Bit hypocritical, correct? (tehe, ha tahehehe, ha ha, haha, tehe)
Also cis women are much nicer and have much more class than you.
Thank you very much.
>>8543487
God I'm fucking amazing.
>>8543487
>butthurt manlet dicklet god insulted by a tranny and is passive aggresively crying about it
you know what, just transition
I'm obese but I don't want to lose weight. I'm still going to complain about my weight
>>8543497
I do want to lose weight, I rarely complain about my weight itself, I complain about being ugly and dumb and mannish
please dont bully
>>8543493
My dick is a solid 8.5 inches. I could show you what a real man can do
>>8543509
bend over
>>8543455
>Hey I just want all of you to know that cis women are superior to you..
if they're so superior, why would they hands-down lose in a fight to anyone in this thread?
>>8543487
>Also cis women are much nicer and have much more class than you.
lol you almost had me until this bit... nice job 7/10
>>8543523
Because ur men
ctrl+f faye
0 results
shit thread desu
>>8543537
Jeez, that's a horrible thing to say :(
Who hurt you?
>>8543537
>cis women are superior
>but they would ALWAYS lose in a fight to the death with one of us
really makes me think...
>>8543487
this attempt at trolling gave me cancer
drakeposter is that you
>>8543551
lol
I must admit, from the responses I'm getting here, you guys are pretty warm and not half as bad as the other guys. You have an innocent quality to you
>>8543566
thats because we arent guys
>>8543320
gross.
>>8543566
D-do you really have a big cock... :o
>>8543572
Ahhhhh... I think I may stick around here for a while.. I know I am a straight man but it seems safe here..
>>8543597
probably not a great idea
boys that come here turn into girls
>>8543593
Yeah cancer may have affected my height but it didn't my penis.. I'm really hung..
>>8543605
>tfw height cancer
got the short end of the stick there
>>8543597
Just order your titty skittles now babe, it will save months of wondering xx
>tfw these people get to be born girls but i dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOt8FpaijHU
>>8543610
I'm 5'9 though my endocrinologist said I should be thankful the chemo didn't do more damage to my development
I know 5'9 is midgit to you guys though.. That's OK.. At least u aren't that mean about it
>>8543605
Show me daddy :3 I wanna seeeeeeeee xD
pweeeese ^_^
>>8543612
What's titty skittles?
>>8543597
Isn't this what visitors to /pol/ say about 6 weeks before their sudden spouting of Nazi propaganda and slow, gentle slide into trannyhood?
May as well bookmark QHI now, Antonio, you'll be needing it later. Enjoy your stay.
>>8543622
Hormones :)
>>8543619
5'9" isn't that short dude, my bf is 5'7". I don't think many people here would seriously give someone shit for being short.
And if you ARE a tgirl (lol they always are) its even less of a problem.
>>8543597
>>8543603
It's true they do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8RUGaLjKjw
Ahhhh! I love this song
>>8543638
Amy
>>8543603
i've been shitposting here for years and i'm still not a girl though
I feel like I got shot in the face.
>>8543638
I'm glad your therapist made you take your skittles again.
You seem happy now
>t. Repressed repgen poster
>>8543636
This post really gave me a lot of hope.. Thank you so much.. And if that's the case maybe I should leave..
It was nice talking to you girls.. Sorry for what I said..
>>8543644
why
>>8543646
Awwwww don't go... show meeeeeeeeeee :(
>>8543641
ehehe you are now
>>8543644
Tell me about your new job, Moap.
Do you get picked on for being a girl there?
>>8543640
Ye?
>>8543645
They just make me happy
Can't stay away from hrt
>>8543656
Amy!
>>8543654
Not that poster but I am not trans I think but I've been here a while and seeing the people start and their personalities change and become happy, a part of me wants that to happen to me.
I'd like to be a girl too
>>8543660
>>8543662
>I am not trans
>I'd like to be a girl too
>>8543665
Amy...
>>8543667
I don't know. What if it's a trick
What if all boys end up happy on estrogen and it's all a hoax to make more trannies
I won't lie though, the thought of changing my name to a feminine one and getting to be cute and wear cute clothes, my heart soars just a bit.
>>8543673
Sleepy time
>>8543687
nn Amy
>>8543677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnrT7fOuMPk
>>8543623
>Used to be a huge /pol/ nerd
>Now I'm considering transitioning
Remember kids, /polgbt/ isn't a meme
>>8543687
You're a girl Amy :3
Ni Ni <3
Why are transpeople so personality-less
Your only chances of getting boyfriends are if they lust for your dick. I have met exactly one (1) interesting transgirl. Every other one gives one word responses unless you're obviously a Chad
It's easy to catfish you also
>>8543677
That's not how it works :(
All boys certainly don't end up happy on E and E is only one part of HRT. Anti Androgens are the far more important part of HRT in the early phase.
>>8543706
Who hurt you anon :(
>>8543706
not necessarily that transpeople lack personality, it's that depressed and ostracized people lack personality
Someday I'm gonna change.
Someday I'm gonna change for the better mom.
>>8543721
https://youtu.be/6r_yYdmstok
hugg
How's it going yall?
>>8543706
Well a lot of us have been abused for most of our lives for our personalities...
This leads to a world view that is centered around insecurity and self-loathing
>>8543715
Doesn't matter
How to do research for face surgery is there any place on here or reddit
>>8543727
I WANT TO BE A WOMAN
>>8543727
What intimate activities have you and your special friend been up to in recent days?
>>8543727
Good!
How are you, gaywad?
>>8543740
Me too
>>8543746
Stufffffffffff.
>>8543748
I'm okay I guess! I have no idea what to do with myself right now!
>>8543758
Yeah, but is your room clean?
>>8543758
>I have no idea what to do with myself right now!
As in what you wanna do to occupy your time or what?
>>8543648
I got two root canals done today it really really hurts :(
>>8543655
Nope!
Things went fine, I think he likes me!
You really have no idea how intoxicating I can be in person, froggy. Exponentially more than I am over text.
>>8543706
>transgirls are so personality-less, I wish they'd talk to me.
>>8543762
Not yet..
I DONT WANNA DO CHORES THO
>>8543763
yeah, to occupy myself
nothing feels quite right right now
>>8543770
>Not yet..
>I DONT WANNA DO CHORES THO
I bet even sheen has a clean room
>>8543770
>I DONT WANNA DO CHORES THO
I feel like this picture is eerily accurate, even down to the tag hanging out of your undies :P
>>8543764
>You really have no idea how intoxicating I can be in person, froggy. Exponentially more than I am over text.
I don't doubt it, it's just that I imagine carpentry and woodworking to be a bit of a lad's environment. I thought you might have to deal with a lot of crude "wood" jokes and everybody asking if you need help using operating the machines while slapping you on the butt.
Still time for that, I suppose.
>>8543770
Go play RS2 and remove Gommie!
(Also clean your room~)
>>8543706
>One word responses
Nah, my canned response to chasers is two words. Fuck off.
>>8543774
G-go away!
I NEED TO SIT HERE AND AVOID DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE AND THEN LAMENT HAVING DONE NOTHING TODAY
>>8543778
Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>8543782
M-maybe I should go put some laundry in the wash and play while it runs
>>8543798
>everyone is a chaser
Are transbians chasers?
What about transgirls who lust after jock dick? Are they chasers???? By definition they are.. they want to get fucked by them .. same as these devilish "chasers" boogeyman
>>8543803
>G-go away!
>I NEED TO SIT HERE AND AVOID DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE AND THEN LAMENT HAVING DONE NOTHING TODAY
I bet sheens room smells nice
like strawberries
what does your room smell like
>>8543803
Ya! Do your laundry while you do the whole fucking village, lil Gracie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgancW8aGE
>>8543827
>>8543803
>That video link
Yo what the fuck, it was supposed to be Platoon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5tygCaY9a0
>>8543764
Wood you help me nail this in?
>>8543723
<<<333
hking luv u
https://youtu.be/GMtvx8C5Kn0
DON'T TELL THE TRUTH DON'T TELL THE TRUTH DON'T SAY IF YOU LOVE ME TOO
DON'T TELL THE TRUTH DON'T TELL THE TRUTH DON'T SAY IF YOU LOVE ME TOO
NOT FAIR TO YOU NOT FAIR TO YOUUU
>>8543817
Anyone interested in gt is a chaser
>>8543878
gt?
>>8543883
girl tinkler
>>8543803
>M-maybe I should go put some laundry in the wash and play while it runs
Good idea, Grace. I mean, sure, there are plenty of other things you could and should be doing right now, but I suppose we all need a little time to relax (you apparently more than most other people, but hey, it takes all sorts in this world!)
>>8543878
According to transgender people EVERYONE is a chaser. It doesn't matter if you just like them because they're different than regular backstabbing girls. There are plenty of guys who want transgirls (not for just sex) but since they aren't a 10/10 they aren't looked at
It seems you people only want guys absolutely disgusted with you. Maybe it's because you're abused as children but it seems you only want love after getting pounded
In conclusion, you're sluttier than cisgirls and it's pathetic
Chaser=Ugly
Chad=Not
That or his Cock is literally so huge like I mean wow no lie huge dingus can't compete oh well try again next life
>>8543893
Mad?
To all the weed that I smoke
Yo this blunts for you
To all the people I've offended
Yea fuck you too
>when some retarded autistic homeless mexican takes over a thread for trans girls and does nothing but talk to himself
No wonder this place died.
>>8543706
I think some trans people make their transition a massive focal point in their life and neglect hobbies and interests.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjj645rbR48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-pXD0FXLQ8
edgy 00s rock time
>>8543826
i dunno, actually
i leave my window open a lot to combat how cold the AC makes my room, so probably fresh air
>>8543827
>>8543831
i dont feel like getting up, i just wanna cry
>>8543891
>you apparently more than most other people
im sorry
Hi, back from LA.
:)
>>8543947
Grace, you're a qt.
weird question, but how did you girls pick your new names?
I keep tossing one that I kinda like around in my head, but then it's also my mom's birth name and my grandmother's name, so it's weird.
>>8543965
Do you not contaminate any board at all with your horrible shit posting you underage uggo
>>8543972
what my parents were going to name me
though im probably gonna go with something different that's a bit more normal
>>8543972
i like history
so i looked at popular names during time periods im a fan of
and then later on i asked my mom what my name would have been
so i moved grace to the middle and i have a new first!
>>8543965
hey
>>8543976
I'm 18 now though.
>>8543980
sup military chara
>>8543972
Picked one that sounded okay and that was decently popular the year I was born
I might go with the one my mom was going to use if I was born a girl for a middle name so I can use one or the other with people
>>8543947
Don't cry, lil Gracie
I think I'm trans. Am I fucked?
>this person says hello to you in this exact way
wat do /mtfg/?
I went to Walmart and picked up a game. When I pulled up there was a car with five dudes putting stuff away and I waited for them to leave before I got out. Then I walked around in the store and I could feel myself getting red. Im so anxious just existing in public and always worrying if I'm passing and if people can see my dick.
>>8544016
hey doll, how's it hangin'?
>>8544012
no
it means you'll never be fucked
>>8544012
yes.
>>8544016
this is moap tier
>>8544016
wait I'm confused aren't you the girl that shits herself on camera? talk about low
>>8543780
Haha, yeah, it was just the owner whos an older guy and then a mexican man with a family. I doubt either of them were looking for booty. It was really wierd, like the house we were working on was totally empty except us.
Also lol youll be the first to know when I get sexually harassed froggy.
>>8543832
Im not sure if this is a sexual innuendo or not...
>>8543976
>>8543988
Chara's a 28 year old nonpassing neet you moron, both the girls she was pretending to be are just poor cisgirls caught up in some freaks game.
>>8544025
it is i, swami, not my esteemed friend samantha!
>>8544020
i'm chill rn gurl, playin some RUNESCAPE, making fun of TRANNIES
>>8544029
oh, funny how moap appears :^)
>>8544023
who
>>8544037
I was already here, stupid, you're the one who appeared.
>>8544022
>>8544023
Goddammit. Also I have had sex before so I've been fucked.
>>8544046
hows Riley been?
>>8544053
Shame, you could've been on the road to being a witch
>>8544053
either be a tranny or don't who gives a fuck
>>8544054
Why dont you unblock me on steam and discord and then we talk about it.
Can someone try and put a baby in me
>>8544061
yeah
>>8544059
I don't much enjoy your company or your obsession with me.
>>8544063
O.o
>>8544069
Lol Chara you're the one who's dug through my facebook, not the other way around. Don't project onto me you loser.
>>8544057
I will be one you bitch
>>8544078
It's not hard to dox someone. It took me literally 2 minutes to find you.
You follow me where-ever i post to lie about me lole
All because i called you ugly once a year ago.
>>8544083
Good luck to you then.
>>8544072
i thought u didn't use panties.
>>8544088
I'm a boy
>>8544103
Boys are gay
>>8544103
you should go on tinder
>>8544104
what do you mean
>>8544086
>>8544086
Lol Chara I wish you still posted on /r9k/ I thought we were going to have so much fun. If Id have known you'd literally flip shit over me calling you Chara I wouldnt have said anything. I wanted to hover around like a shark for atleast a few weeks. I cant believe no one told me for months where you went, it was really smart. Id have never gone to /r9k/ and never have found you if I wasnt told you were there.
Hey when you looked the pics of me outside with friends and senpai, how did it make you feel?
>>8544103
do you want to try on my panties?
>>8544104
Wan mirrion
>>8544120
Now you lost me.
I didn't care that you called me chara
I cared that you posted pictures of lauren and said they were me then said im like 30.
why bully lauren she's a good girl
not sure what picture you're talking about who is senpai?
>>8544120
>rile will never bully you
>>8544133
You know your life's a mess when you're participating in drama on an anonymous image board
i wanna plow that boy
Awwwwww you little cute trannies I just wanna kiss your bellies and kiss your feet you cute little sugar pies in here talking to eachother like a little sisterhood awwwwwww!!!!
I wanna smother you with hugs and kisses and SQUEEZE YOU SO HARD!!!
>>8544144
I'm just wasting time.
We're just having fun.
Perhaps you should take a gaze at your own?
Ooh drama fun
And you and your cute little anime faces awwwwww!!!!
>>8544127
woooooaaaaaaaaooooowwwwwwww
>>8544148
If you squeeze me, I'll pee.
ITT: trans tripfags being jealous and pious asses to each other
>at least traps don't usually give a fuck
wow surprise drama with chara again
>>8544158
Are you SURE about that last one
ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE
>>8544157
AWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHH!!!! THAT IS ADORABLE!!!!
>get ma'amed at the coffee drive thru box
what did they mean??
>>8544167
That you're a girl maybe?
>>8544159
i didn't even do anything lole
If I post an article I had to write for a fund as an example of my work would someone here read it.
>>8544158
what are you even angry about dude?
getting TRASHED on seagrams escapes
>>8544178
><did you just assume my gender>
>>8544175
i would!
>>8544158
Don't forget the cookie cutter attention whoring
>post angled filtered picture
>L-Look I'm such a boy pls PLEASE disagree with meeee
>>8544182
ha ha
>>8544186
yes
Awwwwwww it is so freaking cute seeing you guys have little confrontations and stir ups among you little soft angels let's be honest you guys are harmless little cuties
I love sitting back and just watching you guys on here. Not to sound creepy
Why do trans girls get mad when traps insist their gender identity is as valid , traps are literally about the same thing but wanting to keep their dicks.
>>8544187
proxieboxy.blogspot
.co.uk
/2017/07/income-inequality.html
Thank you, plz dont be too harsh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQ2jGUNSck
I started cleaning finally
I dont like this can I go back to being lazy
>>8544167
i get that on the phone a lot, even though i tell them my name
>>8544212
Ooh Chromatics is great, got introduced to them on Twin Peaks recently, been listening to them a lot.
>tfw ywn be ma'amed.
OK I'll stop invading you guys space it's just you're so darn cute!!
>>8544230
Iktf
>>8544183
No fuck that
Me and you, cage match, two enter one leaves
>>8544234
It hurts.
OH GOD PLEASE WILL ONE OF YOU TRANSGIRLS NOTICE ME?! I JUST WANT YOUR ATTENTION.. PLEASE REPLY TO ME..
my boobs are aching
I wish someone would rub them
>>8544256
Hi.
>>8544256
hihi
>>8544247
>tfw get sir'd before I even say anything
>>8544265
Rekt
>>8544265
Same.
when you hit the headpets too hard and fall asleep
>>8544256
herronyan~
why is it always this way
where is she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y
Fold clothes or play videogames? Or skip folding and go straight to videogames?
>>8544327
DO WORK
>>8544327
C L O T H E S
L
O
T
H
E
S
If you don't fold them now they'll wrinkle
>>8544339
>not just having a box for dirty clothes and one for clean clothes
>>8544339
>>8544335
I wasn't supposed to be a housewife..
>>8544194
Where is merc. She hasn't posted in days
>>8544347
It's what you were destined for
>>8544327
F O L D
O
L
D
seriously clean your room
feel lucky you don't have a twin that's just as messy
>>8544347
you can do that and be a /k/ommando
>>8544211
i liked it here are my observations.
the first paragraph has a wealth of ideas, I feel they could be connected better to each other introducing how and why economic inequality is something that matters for the UK. Also, stagnant wages, does stagnation affect low, mid and high earners equally? or has stagnation only affected low and mid earners?
>Minimum wage : Depending on age £13,000
>Average wage : £27,195
>High end wage : £100,000 top 2-5% of earners
>So the average earner will look to see somewhere between £13,000 to £100,000 in earning annually.
ok focus more on the disparity. average wage doubles minimum wage but high wage is almost 10 times low wage and 4 times medium wage.
also, the average earner makes £20k. you just stated it in the above paragraph.
>why is this a problem
introduce how inflation means that the £ you earned in 1990 is some 10x what you earned today (triple attack! stagnation, inflation, inequality!)
maybe throw in some facts about how countries with bigger inequality have lower development indexes or something like that.
re read and re work your ending paragraph, I like the ideas being presented :)
good luck proxie!
>>8544347
shhhh lil gracie. clean up and mommy will be very proud of you!
>>8544347
mom, clean the room please, just 10 minutes ;~;
videogames are boring
>>8544365
i feel like i know you somehow
>>8544352
>>8544372
>>8544385
F-fine
My tummy feels sick but I'll get through a basket of clean clothes
>>8544390
do your best mom, a few minutes a day and it'll be all nice eventually!
>>8544390
Every minute you dawdle I'll shoot a Gorka wearing anime grille. (And also tell the whole thread one of your deep dark secrets)
>>8544400
>(And also tell the whole thread one of your deep dark secrets)
>tfw discovered a new thing that'll be kept secret til i die just now
>>8544407
STOP DAWDLING
Also what did you discover
>>8544416
Nothing.
>>8544388
everything's boring
>>8544347
sort yourself out.
clean your room, grace
>>8544417
W-what did you discover?
>>8544423
stop those make me really sad
>>8544426
oh look it was just a medical exercise
Every day I'm closer to ffs >…< I hope
18mo HRT and I think I have the biggest nipples on Earth.
Pls fill out
>>8544400
They signed up to be soldiers, they knew it might cost them their lives.
>>8544465
but think of the anime girls
imagine if shinji was one of them anime girls
>>8544420
Drugs arent boring.
But /mtfg/ is.
>>8544472
They signed to be combat soldiers, they knew the risk. They should show bravery in death.
Shinji wouldnt sign up to be in the military
>>8544472
Shinji would go to the battlefield once they were dead and have some "alone" time desu
>>8544485
yay moapster
dumb slut#0328
>tfw lost bae's discord and can't get in contact with her any other way
fuccccccc
>>8544493
Shinji would cry about his mommy and whimper about not being a grill
>>8544522
Well he can get a deep dicking from Kaworu to make him feel like a woman.
>>8544544
not that he would like such a thing or anything
0-7: no take pillu
8-9: take pillu
>>8544558
take pillu
>>8544555
N-no of course not, that'd be gay.
You're all gonna make it
Didn't get sir'ed once today :)
Spend 300 dollars at sephora and then got my eyebrows waxed what did you do today MTFG
>>8544662
Watched spoderman desu
>>8544662
Read Dune and worked for 8 hours.
>>8544640
yeah, because they were scared of you
this is some of the most agphon shit I've ever seen
>>8544626
I like this anon.
>>8544662
Did you have fun?
>>8544665
Did you have fun?
>>8544672
Did you have fun?
>>8544626
I won't :( life seems hell bent on being cruel
>>8544679
Reading outside was fun. Working getting sired by a really polite southerner over and over again not so much. Also I need to be louder but I hate my voice. Work is always a big mess for me internally.
>>8544678
I like this anon.
>>8544681
It know can be hard but you have to keep going and try your best, anon
>>8544686
What were you reading? Getting sir'd must be upsetting but I'm sure it won't be long before it doesn't happen. What do you do for work?
>>8544662
i dont have monie
>>8544679
Yes lots thank you
Do normal boys want to be girls as badly as I do?
>>8544714
depends on how badly you wish to be a girl
/lgbt/, At what point should I just accept that it's too late and just kms?
>>8544721
Never
>>8544721
It's never too late
>>8544721
@ conception, tbdesu :/
>>8544728
i think the word you were ACTUALLY looking for was 'furry'
I'm 23 and don't have hormones. My therapist refuses to write a letter. I've been going since April. My face is wrecked by puberty like you'd expect. Both of my parents are unsupportive and don't believe me since I didn't try to cut my dick off with a dull pair of scissors at age 7. It feels too late. Maybe if my mom had listened when I tried to say something at 17 instead of saying it would go away I'd be okay by now. But the way I see it, I'm fucked.
>>8544730
awoooooo
>when you're a boy's first trans girl
>>8544736
I'll be at least 23 by the time I get mine, and I'm not too worried. Though I've been told I look 16 more times than I can count, so that might affect my outlook.
Depression
>>8544745
The lady who checked my ID when I bought booze at Walmart thought I was a teenager fwiw. I don't see it but who knows. I don't have much hope still
>>8544748
You never know til you try.
>>8544746
every little thing
gon be alright
>>8544746
Don't worry, you're gonna make it
>>8544662
Woke up next to my VERY cute girlfriend and cuddled with her for a few hours before going to get coffee and breakfast with her, then we went to the zoo and fed parrots and saw some neat stuff, and then we got a really tasty dinner and went home to cuddle and sleep so we can go canoeing tomorrow
Nice day
>>8544750
I guess I have to try since my girlfriend (also trans and she's everything I could ever want) would be devastated if I shot myself in the head. Sorry about polluting the thread with my faggotry.
Good night champions
>>8544759
dead people cant be champions
>>8544758
Look up some timelines if it helps. https://i.imgur.com/HHVQPKm.png From leddit, but apparently 33 with 18 mos HRT.
>>8544756
That sounds nice, I bet it was nice!
>>8544758
That's why the thread is here though, Anon
>>8544764
Of course, that involved a shitton of exercise as well, but the point is it's not too late to turn shit around.
>>8544756
Sigh.
i cant sleep
>>8544804
clean your room then, you cutie
>>8544804
didn't you have like stuff to make you sleep?
>>8544806
Mh, maybe I could fold stuff, but then I'd need to turn the lights on
I've got my monitor dimmed down and tinted so there's no blue light rn and the lights are off
I probably fucked myself over watching youtube videos in bed
I just wanted to see one, and then one turned into 5, and next thing I know I'm learning about how sugar is gonna kill me at almost 2 in the morning.
But hey if you need any info on the Library of Alexandria I gotcha.
>>8544809
Xanax and Melatonin. Xanax is not a good idea to use as a sleeping medication, it's very addictive, loses effectiveness the more you take it, and plunges you into a deep sleep so you don't get the natural sleep cycle. That's my understanding, anyway, I'm no doc.
>>8544816
and what about Melatonin? maybe you could take that then.
dear diary: a boy kissed me today
>>8544822
Oh, I totally forgot. It's a couple years old at this point, I'm not sure it'd be good to take anymore. I'm not entirely sure it was ever good to take, but it was a good placebo if so.
>>8544827
just check out on the box or blister if it's still good and maybe it works.
>>8544816
Teach me about the Library of Alexandria!
>>8544840
CAESAR DID IT
>>8544835
Says June 30th, 2017 oh noes
>>8544842
How many Alexandrias did Alexander Alexandryize?
>>8544842
>CAESAR DID IT
That fucker!
Weird HRT question. If I was blonde as a kid, turned to darker hair when puberty hit, will I go back to blonde on hormones?
>>8544842
damn. the only other idea I have is eat alot it usually makes you tired but that's probably not the best idea.
>>8544853
No. You will never be true Aryan and will be forced to be Spanish race like me
>>8544848
THE KNOWLEDGE WAS LOST WHEN IT WAS BURNT DOWN SORRY
>>8544851
NCR RULES
>>8544853
Nope! Your bodyhair will lighten but your normal hair you'll still need to dye if you wanna go blonde!
>>8544854
Just gonna get all my energy out of my system shitposting and then pass out soon
>>8544858
>NCR RULES
I'm gonna put you on a cross, profligate
self care is spending $200 at victoria's secret
then $200 at the liquor store
I seriously hate being mixed German and Spanish. Basically I get the awful bone structure from the Krauts and I have an olive complexion and excessive body hair because of the conquistadors. Fuck you America and your race mixing.
>>8544860
Tell me more.
>>8544862
Good luck!
>>8544865
I'm upset I didn't get anything from the VS sale they had last month
Get anything cuuuute?
>>8544872
I'm gonna build a cross and stick you on it in the sun for days, you god damn profligate
>>8544876
I'm sure those dinner plates you've strapped to your chest will protect you.
So how does one go about laser facial hair removal?
And is there anywhere else that really needs to be laser'd as opposed to shaven/waxed/epilated?
>>8544880
My machete can't jam, you fiat currency shit.
Booking a ticket to your tall building hellhole now to fight you. My slave is carrying all my gear
Have you guys taken the tiki pill?
>>8544892
>>8544880
>>8544876
You're both wrong. House is always the best choice for the future of New Vegas.
>>8544887
I'm sure you'll be able to find your way around it juuuuuuuuuuuust fine.
>>8544895
Wild card, anarchy, or house?
>>8544894
Chill
>>8544897
Tfw you will never be drunk cowgirl like Cass
>>8544897
I'll get one of those big touristy maps to find my way around. I'm gonna start looking for you in Riverdale, I'm sure I'll be fine
>>8544897
tfw literally dressed like that right now, right down to the red hair and ponytail.
>>8544905
Not much stopping ya from heading out west and getting wasted, anon.
>>8544906
Good luck sweetie.
>>8544907
Your flannel that see through?
>>8544909
I'm not a real girl and the farthest west I've been is New Mexico. New Vegas it is not
>>8544909
Huh? Didn't even know you could get see through flannel desu.
>>8544909
>Good luck sweetie.
Thanks Lil' Gracie
If I don't find you there I'm gonna try Englewood
>>8544917
Hmm, sounds cool, I'll have to try and find one, never seen one in a shop though, might have to go online I guess.
>>8544917
>"Canadian man murdered, robbed in Chicago, local gun obsessed Cowgirlaboo implicated in his death"
(Also it's sheer flannel)
>>8544897
House all the way. He's a genius and know how to rule effectively and justly.
>>8544924
Knows*
>>8544923
"cowgirlaboo"
that's new
>>8544924
I dunno about thattttt
>>8544928
Well maybe not all that justly but definitely effectively.
Goodnight
Remember that you're all gonna make it
>tfw no one to share a passionate kiss with
;_;
>>8544970
stop watching steven universe and your love life will improve
>>8544970
Someone will come along, just you wait and see!
is this how to talk to boys
>>8544991
wtf are you doing? just be a lil more relaxed ok
>>8544997
Idk it seemed to work
>>8545005
idk let's see how this goes on
>>8545005
your spaghetti is dripping out of your pocket anon
not eating until monday
latest wacky hijinks involving my dad
>visit home, literally within a minute of entering the same room as him:
>"when are you going to grow a beard again"
>"have you had your dick chopped off yet?"
>"strip off so I can check"/"why not? you're my son, it's not weird"
>chanting "I want my son back" several times while staring at me, then just staring at me for like 30 seconds before saying "jesus christ, boy, you're so fucked up"
>this morning
>he catches me leaving my bedroom while my pyjamas are still in the wash instead to examine my body
>laughs and says "thank god; you'll never look like a woman"
>bitches at me for using a crutch going down the stairs saying I don't need it and doctors are all idiots and evil and also I should stop walking like a hooker
oh also apparently people from my high school have been spreading childish rumours about me, too, so that's fun
>>8545018
You should only fast for 16 or 24 hours and not longer or your body will go into shock and start converting even more calories into fat, and also start consuming muscle tissue (including tissue from your heart)
>>8545025
Your dad is more of an asshole than mine wew.
Also a weirdo.
>>8545028
if that's all you wanted ok yeah then it's going well
>>8545025
what sort of rumors
there are rumors that i died
I have no talent and i will never make something of myself.
>>8545040
I just tried out alot of things and found out I'm good at some
>>8545040
That's balls. You're probably (definitely) depressed to high hell and don't give a shit about a thing.
>>8545037
nim?
>>8545045
No i just want to be good at a thing i have passion for and Im actually so laughably bad at it that I'm pretty sure i have no inherent skill whatsoever. It wouldn't matter what it was i put my mind to, i will never succeed.
And whats the point of living if you cant be good at something? I really want to hit myself right now. And i really, really want to take all the benadryl in the medicine cabinet.
>>8545051
Well, I don't know what your passion is, but doing any of those things won't make you any better at it.
I like to think we're in a state of conflict between creation and positive chaos, and destruction and entropy. Harming yourself or others leads to more and more entropy and nothing positive can come from a state of sterility.
Cis girls never die
>>8545069
It's a hell of a gambit, but it's the only thing his defence team think can get Bundy off.
Well, other than dead cis girls.
>>8545067
I dont know what any of that means. I have a pit in my stomach telling me if i stick around to see tomorrow I'll regret it. Just like i regret every other decision i make.
>>8545097
Play the odds, keep making more decisions.
TOO
HOT
Woah. Fear and anxiety. Go away pls :(
>>8545183
>>8545192
Think I really will need raloxi. I might not pass and maybe I need to accept just being mentally ok and not ruin my life with boobs while looking male
It's scary
>>8545194
I dont think you do, I still think you should get a cheap wig to show yourself how you look
also get your sister to do your makeup again but get her to teach you
>>8545201
I'll get down to my goal weight, let hrt feminise my face and body and put a pause on boobs cause scared
>>8545205
but megamilks will help you pass
>>8545201
Bitch
>>8545240
scatemalans pls go
>>8545212
BUt then that means I can't socially repress :/
>>8545194
I've been on hormones over a year and no-one has ever noticed anything, in fact yesterday my mum's neighbour slapped my back and said I'm a "big man". That was depressing but yeah hormones don't do anything.
>>8545293
how do you hide your bobs
>>8545313
if you are having trouble hiding your bobs, what you need to do is find a cute chaser bf who can cover your bobs with his hands so other people don't see them
Hirohito a shit
This site sucks nowadays
>>8545293
I've had the same thing happen
Really makes me think a bullet would be nice
I really really miss her
and I feel bad for missing her because I know there isn't a chance of us getting back together but
I can't help but think of her at every turn and miss every second I spent with her
>>8545257
>Scatemalans
That was pretty funny, desu
I want to ____ with ____!
REEEE STOP SPLITTING THE THREAD IN TWO
Mtfg almost dead, i feel sad, glad i graduated at least
I'll never forget my best friend on /mtfg/
Kayla
Fucking chin and brow surgery when omg should an hero
>>8545431
I want to hold hands with the phierat!
>>8545259
yeah then you will have to go full time and be a cute girl
what you need is anxiety meds not raloxi
This is the type of girl guys want nowadays.
>>8546147
>kekshit
stupid redditors need to fuck off from here and /pol/
>>8545467
Kayla, please post pic of your fuck machine.
just like for old times sakes.
>>8545431
finger coworker-chan's butt
Hi.. I'm sorry shy, someone just referred me to this board or something if i had any questions or anything i'm just a little nervous when talking to newer people, And I actually do hate being a boy at birth and have wanted to be a girl since as long as i can remember and i also have a more feminine figure I think I'm just about to begin my HRT when i finally get the money to do so I was just wondering if theres something i gotta do before HRT other than getting rid of my body hair?
everyone is over here
>>8543082