/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>8540268
hello :)
how's everyone doing?

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>>8540239
no because i have no one haha

>>8540273
terribly
same as usual
>tfw biggest hon on /lgbt/

>>8540268
>tfw can't stop touching my boobs
the agp life is GOOD

>>8540278
aww :(

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Please remember that you're all gonna make it and we're always here for you

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>>8540268
Well I know what I'm gonna go stick my face in GOODNIGHT

>>8540278
i hope you feel better soon

>>8540267
https://clyp.it/jkkr3vht

>>8540268
>tfw no boobs

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>>8540279
Agreed.

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>>8540283
Like I said
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(But also qt)

>>8540290
how do u train?

>>8540298
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/

>>8540291
just wait

https://clyp.it/zvxbw1af

>>8540306
I am, veeery patiently.

>>8540307
https://clyp.it/dtmvjd02

>>8540279
>>8540293
>tfw no alpha dom bf to share hot girls with

>>8540316
https://clyp.it/pqufpobk

>>8540307
we could get high but that really depends on where you live.

>>8540332
https://clyp.it/beqsx12c

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Anyone of the good old days left or just new chicks with dicks ?

>be me
>8 months hrt, sometimes feel pretty, sometimes manly and disgusting
>eyebrows thicc af
>finally decide to thin them a bit and clean them
>look like a girl when i look at myself no exceptions
wtf

>>8540337
You'll find someone to cuddle one day, I believe in you

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>>8540339
this general kind of died so not many people are left at all

>>8540253
wow that sounds sooooo baaad -_-

>>8540337
idk I just want to get high and you probably wouldn't want to cuddle with me anyways

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>>8540345
Shame

>>8540339
no, I'm just here to make fun of ppl occasionally

>>8540339
>new chicks with dicks
pretty much me desu

>>8540360
Oh did you just start HRT?

>>8540356
Sounds good
Mtfg was always best with shitlords
>>8540360
>tfw not a hip and fresh chick with dick anymore
Why live

>>8540301
I'm curious, when "holding" your swallow so your adam's apple stays up, is it normal for it to sort of disappear nearly entirely but come back immediately, or should you hold it there? I can hold it up, but it naturally falls a little immediately after I swallow and I can't catch it there.

>>8540363
Yeah like 2 days ago haha

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>>8540371
That's great!
I'm really proud of you, good luck!

>>8540352
https://clyp.it/krr4pczt

>>8540366
https://clyp.it/my4x3ztn

>>8540373
Thank :)

>>8540366
you don't hold it in the same position as it is when you swallow, just at the highest point it can be at rest.

>>8540366
I've got to the stage where i can easily move it up and down without effort or not being able to breathe, now to do the actual voice part.

>>8540388
I'm gonna be rooting for you!

>>8540392
https://clyp.it/mju0fwxx

I feel like there are only 4 people in this thread

>>8540376
thx smug voice anon

>>8540376
it's p rare that someone wants to. usually only weird girls want to cuddle me because I look like a weird andro person rn.

>>8540339
Miss cock still posts dark cropped photos

>>8540398
probably
also, do you have any technique when it comes to your inflection?

>>8540409
Lmao
Is she still scared of Seattle because "it's infected with the black" ?

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i don't know if i'm bi & scared of sex, or just asexual.
leaning toward bi & scared of sex.
being asexual isn't a thing

>>8540406
https://clyp.it/fqbwmwtj

>>8540411
https://clyp.it/fruifxke

>>8540420
https://clyp.it/4lemc24i

>>8540426
i don't think i'm lacking sex drive, it's just been a while since i masturbated

>>8540417
Kayla lies so much, who really knows
doesn't get as many replies, but also doesn't post as much
Just comes in to brag and post a shitty pic, like faye

>>8540426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZIZHRXU4X3
voiceanon is this good enough
a few people said it sounds forced

>>8540421
germany

>>8540420
youre a failed straight male repressing theirnatural straight man urges.

Right now you are expirencing "i really dont like men at all why am i doing this just to be a girl"?

Go find yourself a transbian

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>>8540420
>meme orientation or meme orientation
Neither
>>8540437
Lol shame I deleted my best of Kayla folder ages ago
>>8540440
Schland ?

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>>8540435
wait.
when was the last time i masturbated?
shit, i don't remember

>>8540440
https://clyp.it/k5qvizv1

>>8540438
https://clyp.it/uyicxqcz

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>>8540441
i can't.
idk if i can handle dating

>>8540421
just wondering cuz most of the trans girls I've seen who have to train their voice usually sound awful but yours doesnt

>>8540443
>Lol shame I deleted my best of Kayla folder ages ago
got any from the archives?

or anyone else got some?

>>8540443
is it true you have grown your hair long and have a boyfriend now?

Best dickgirl made a new vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZArvYM3ntE&t=0s

>>8540443
yeah of course I mean Schland
>>8540449
well I hope you find someone else for getting high and cuddles

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>>8540459
Well...2 mm is pretty long for me
Bf still negative
Got 2 yr anniversary with gf recently tho
>>8540462
Mein beileid
>>8540457
Sadly no

>>8540461
i think she's cis

>>8540449
thanks, it's probably just a little lower pitched when i'm actually talking to people on discord but either way nobody has thought i'm anything but a normal girl. not sure how to work on it to get it any better, I've never done voice training stuff

>>8540467
https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c
https://clyp.it/cgqyaipz

>>8540463
könnte schlimmer sein oder? solang man ein bisschen Geld und viel Geduld hat geht es hier eigentlich.

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>>8540463
>>8540474
Hello Germans would you like to hear a very funny joke?

>>8540474
Mal von den ganzen kulturellen Bereicherungen abgesehen
>>8540477
Ich bin nicht aus Deutschland

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i need help figuring my shit out.
i'm lonely, but i'm scared of relationships.
grills are cut, but guys are hot.
but i'm scared of both

>>8540481
Grow a pair

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>>8540480
>>8540477
Doesn't matter I'm telling it anyway!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

>>8540477
you can try to to make me laugh if you want to
>>8540480
es geht noch solang man den Gangs ausweicht und nichts bei ihnen kauft.

whoever is called pizzarollers why u leave

>>8540486
no, i can't let anyone touch me.
no

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The cool thing about being trans is that if you have a smol penis it's cute and if you have a big penis it's still hot. It doesn't matter at all how big it is!

>>8540495
Go to therapy
>>8540489
Naja wenn ich mir die Kriminalstatistik ansehe sind gangs noch das kleinste problem

>>8540501
Hier hatten wir bisher kaum Probleme. Normalerweise kann ja das meiste auch ohne Polizei geregelt werden war davor auch schon so.

No body fucking move or I'll take this Cyproterone acetate

>>8540498
I hate having a big dick. It's embarrassing and ugly.

>>8540514
*moves*

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I forgot how stressful sleeping with someone actually is, let alone having them in my own room

>>8540512
Glück gehabt mit der wohngegend
>>8540498
What if you have no dick tho ?

>>8540523
GOD DAMNIT YOU HAD ONE JOB
IM NOT EVEN TRANS

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>>8540524
Hey, just calm down. I sort of know what you mean and you have to just ignore the stressful part of it if you get what I mean

daily reminder that if your index finger isn't longer than your ring finger you are not trutrans

>>8540525
Kann man so oder so sehen. Wenn es davor schon ghetto-mäßig war machen die paar mehr es auch nicht schlimmer.

>>8540534
delet

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>>8540527
why did you have cypro if you are not trans?

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>>8540531
hey is it ok if i save this to my gondolas folder

>>8540537
Naja kann mich nicht so erinnern dass Kölner Neujahr oder Augsburger Sommerfest Ghetto waren

dude weed lmao

>>8540534
What if my index finger is half a centimeter longer than my ring finger? Am i autistic?????

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>>8540545
What am I gonna say, no?

>>8540501
who were you?

>>8540524
how is it stressful? I sleep with my bf every night

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>>8540519

No, girls with big dicks are really fucking hot.

I have a moderately sized dick, but I think it's ugly, doesn't have a uniform colour AND its colour doesn't match my body, and I'm cut so the glans is all rough. I want it to be pretty and feminine!

>>8540525
Then you're not TruTrans

>>8540548
huh? no you're just trutrans. mine's a full centimetre longer

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>>8540534

>>8540558
yeah mine is ugly though too, I am uncut but it's fucking massive and Im part black which is even worse.

>>8540558
same, mine is all scarred and misshapen but at least its small

>>8540546
Solche Ereignisse interessieren mich kaum weil es eigentlich viel wichtiger ist was hier passiert und mit den Leuten die ich kenne. Ich meinte hier war es schon davor ghetto-mäßig wegen vieler Einwanderer aber die Lage hat sich die letzten Jahre nicht wirklich verschlechtert.

>>8540560
Since when was this a competition? I was still subjected to fucked up hormonal levels pre-natally.

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>>8540534

>>8540534
>look at both of my hands and my index finger is longer
>google this stuff and theres a bunch of different articles about it
is it time to transition now

>>8540556
I'm afraid of annoying her or waking her up, and she doesn't like some of the habits I need to get to sleep like running my fan
Its so still, warm, and I can hear my tinnitus ringing..
My bed seems to creak like hell tonight too so every time I try to get comfy im afraid I'm annoying her
Tldr I'm afraid I'll annoy her and upset her and make her hate

>>8540567
wie schon gesagt, glück gehabt mit der Gegend
>>8540558
>Then you're not TruTrans
wrong
only TruTrans have no dicks
if you have a dick you are a larping fetishist
FACT
>>8540553
the only person who gave angie a run for her postcount

>>8540577
shes not gonna hate you
if she was gonna hate you over something like that she wouldn't be there

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>>8540551
gracious of ya

>>8540578
>tfw never be trutrans

>>8540579
Thats a good point
Still, im always afraid I'll finally do something to make her get tired of me, im so much trouble

>>8540578
Omg hi lalalily ur my fave

>>8540578

No, if you get SRS you're a MEGA AGP Fetishist.

>>8540577
having the fan on should be no big deal
has she ever told you that you're annoying in your sleep? or are you just worried about these things? because if so then she probably just gets annoyed easily

>>8540575
yeah

>>8540568
i'm sorry - i just kinda considered myself a halfway okay example of someone who wasn't autistic, so i was trynna be reassuring

>>8540584
wait this is not my trip, either way tho you're my fave

>>8540581
are u bb?

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>>8540583
she wont get tired of you and you're probably not as much trouble as you think you are. she wouldn't be spending the day and night with you if she was the type of person to drop you all of a sudden. just go to bed already

>>8540581
wew thats a good one, thanks

>>8540584
you say that to everyone

>>8540589
I'm just worried
She said no to the fan cause it's loud
She's joked about getting me a new one before
>>8540593
Xanax is kicking in so I think you're right, I should go to bed again..

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>>8540584
who were you again ?
>>8540582
fetishist
>>8540586
nah it proofs you are dedicated to live life as a woman and not some dickgirl

>>8540592
nup

who's bb?

>>8540597
>Think you're right
You know I'm right. Go to sleep you fuggen no-guns

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>>8540594
>>8540598
i have a smol list of favorites, lalalily helped me get started on hrt a few years back on tlg
>having a dick is fetishist
what about us who wont get to have suporn coz hes retiring, are you telling us to get some axewound instead?

>>8540604
There's a difference between not wanting srs and not being able to get it.

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>>8540598
>fetishist
:(

>>8540604
>are you telling us to get some axewound instead?
obvs :^)
>>8540609
2015 was the best suporn year tbqh

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>>8540534
im TruMan

>>8540611
I am legit probably going to kill myself because I will never afford srs

>>8540590
Oh god i'm so sorry! I missread your post ;~;

>>8540615
just sell a kidney

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>>8540593
yw - do you have any cyberpunk ones? i feel like i saw a half-decent cyberpunk gondola a while ago and i've looked for it a few times and haven't been able to find it

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>>8540621
I don't, sorry

>>8540614
jelous

>>8540616
that's okay <3

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>>8540623
oof, nice

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>>8540608
Not on mtfg there isnt
>>8540611
>Tfw can't afford an axewound.
Born too late for suporn.
Born too early for vagina transplant.
Born just in time to have no viable options.

fuck homie i wish my body wasnt so fucking ugly and masculine

>>8540578
are you lizzy?

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>>8540629
>tfw girl brain but man body
doesnt really make sense i hate god

>>8540618
You actually make fuckall money by doing that, I looked into it. It's only the organ traffickers that make much out of it. Won't even get you 10% of srs

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>>8540633
such is life i guess

>>8540634
>I looked into it
Jesus fucking Christ Puru it's only Finland. If your straits are this dire just go back - you're only memeing when you say the training will kill you. It will be a couple of years, then you'll be free. There are probably better-than-not odds they'll let you off, even.

>>8540611
t. AGP hon

>>8540632
who ?

>>8540649
who are you jeez

if you disagree with this(deep down. It's ok to deny it publicly cause it's a shitty sentiment) you're agp, there's no inbetween

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>>8540653
forgot pic!

>>8540642
Why would I go back there? The flight would cost a ton and I actually get less welfare from the Finnish gov if I live in Finland. I don't want to go to jail anyways

>>8540657
>>8540653
isn't this easily disproven by dominant cis women

>>8540658
ok fair enough

why brisbane tho? come south

>>8540661
Flannel is here and I got a roof over my head as a result

>>8540659
That's the thing though, dominant cis women are an act, it's just another manifestation of achieving "he wills"

>>8540663
sigh

it's just brisbane's such garbage

although as it happens i was in brisbane a few months ago and saw/clocked like ten transwomen in one day, so maybe there's like an underbelly of em there that i wasn't made privy to?

>>8540664
i think you're kind of retarded
are submissive men an act?

>>8540667
was one of them sheen

>CNN threatened to release the info of the 15 year old who posted the CNN-Trump gif

>>8540667
Yeah you can spot them on the street downtown, me included ;-;

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>>8540673
DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

>>8540669
is sheen australian?

>>8540679
Fucking trip god damn, need to stop posting on other boards :/

>>8540668
No but it's just a variation of dominance, it's fundamentally different from female submissiveness. Men are imposing their will to be dominated.

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>>8540679
they have made a terrible mistake

>>8540664
You're right.

>>8540668
No.

>>8540680
Bane afaik

>>8540687
based frogman

>>8540690
shes a big girl

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>>8540692

my dysphoria's really intense right now but i'm also in a really good mood, like this is a heckin ride

>>8540698
usually when im like that i try hard to ignore the dysphoria or end up breaming down and losing all progress with my mental health (all... 2 weeks of progress)

>>8540664
what about dominant cis lesbians?

>>8540698
>tfw not dysphoric for a while
feels good, titty skittles work

>>8540699
breaking*

>>8540701
You might just be a femboy

>>8540698
3 days hrt and still dysphoric, they aren't working :'(

How do I know if I'm Trans
The idea of transitioning is appealing but I also don't feel a massive drive to do so. I think about it often

>>8540704
Idk in what way I'm a boy besides what I can't afford to fix yet.

so, im a mommy gf to my cis gf because Im agp and she needs a "father" figure, but because Im a trans girl, she makes that into a feminine role and does this, right? She asked to call me mommy.

>>8540700
politically driven or trans.

>>8540710
do you want to kill yourself everytime you look in the mirror?
if not then no, you aren't trans.

>>8540717
This seems silly, there are tons of dommy cis lesbians that are neither of the two.

>>8540686

So mtfg how do you feel about living on a world where all cis males have died?

>>8540720
no.

>>8540722
that'd be fucking horrendous.
1. no boi to fug
2. you'd stand out even more
3. no scientists so no hrt.

>>8540725
what proof u have of this

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>>8540727
The feminists also kill ftms

>>8540722
Terfs would rise and force every trans woman to live as repressed slaves

>>8540728
all cis girls and trutrans intrinsically know this is a fact.

>>8540735
what proof u have of this

>>8540733
all my 3 points still stand.

>>8540733
what is this comic
is it based on that one novel?

>>8540742
Y: the last man

>>8540722
Would be fucking awful, complete breakdown of society and I'd be taller than everyone

>>8540722
Who would dick me? ;_;

>>8540733
>The feminists also kill ftms
Not based on irl TERFs then.

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>>8540673
>CNN violated § 135.60 of the New York criminal code "coercion" (1), (5) and (9)
>CNN also federal felony violation of 18 U.S. Code § 241 in relation to the 1st Amendment

if someone has an evil face can they be not evil?

>>8540707
oh no :o, grats on yr hrt tho

>>8540797
"Evil" is a childrens fantasy

>>8540797
no they are evil then

>>8540802
Thanks :)

>>8540804
oddish you're a childrens fantasy cause you're a beautiful fairy.

>tfw I think I like I like girls and have been forcing myself to date guys

No ;-; I don't want to be a failed straight male
Stupid lesbian hrt

>>8540811
teach me how

>>8540811
Although i prefer guys, i have to admit. Girls are soft and so nice to hug and cuddle and... kiss >////<

>>8540811
You're a failed straight male either way but yes dating boys is better.

sure was sneaky of me to trick all those straight girls into banging me by pretending to be a boy.

>>8540812
Stop it :(

>>8540814
I don't want to, it brings back feelings of rejection when I was a young teen
I tried to bury attraction to women cause I wasn't worthy

>tfw mtf and havent worn makeup at all since i got laser and electro
>tfw get excited to try to look pretty one time but get crushed by laziness and depression since then
I just wanna be pretty

>>8540825
have you had sex with women? nothing wrong with trying. i have and was very uninterested every time. am defo str8

>>8540825
>I tried to bury attraction to women cause I wasn't worthy
;~; I wonder what would happen if i asked the girl i had a crush on at highschool, now. Would she even recognise me?

>>8540835
i mean if you say you are, you are - buut aaa aare you sure you're a woman?

>>8540832
Far too scared now

>>8540835
Maybe I wouldent be trans

>>8540832
>and was very uninterested every time.
In what way?

>>8540835
>cause I wasn't worthy
Why?

>>8540842
I felt not masculine, too soppy, emotional and weak and timid to be a good boyfriend to any girl and felt ugly

And when I tried I adopted a no emotions stone personality and it made it really hard to be myself because I had shame for appearing weak

are there any famous mtfs who aren't les?

>>8540838
>buut aaa aare you sure you're a woman?
W- what do you mean? I didn't actually like her, i just tried to be a cis het man for my mom at the time. Failed big time lol, not because girls didn't like be, but because i didn't like them in the first place and dysphoria.

>>8540849
i mean, and who aren't pornstars?

Estrogen has made me really scared of girls and other transgirls

>>8540849
laverne cox, janet mock, jazz jennings, several actresses are straight or bi

>>8540853
chelse manning and lynn connway

also that prostitute from 14th century london

>>8540849
Amanda Lear.

"Cis" male here I have a crippling fear of woman and femininity

So much so I made myself gay because being with a girl made me really anxious scared and this upset feeling.

Like I wish I was a girl so I wasn't afraid of it

>>8540877
you're a weird one anon!

>>8540848
>to be a good boyfriend
That was the problem.

>>8540860
eh

>>8540861
lol i didn't know manning was straight that's awesome

>>8540870
hmm

>>8540880
I'm really scared of you

._.

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>>8540877

>>8540888
>lol i didn't know manning was straight that's awesome
i'm not 100% sure, but she was kicked out of home for being "gay" (back before she transitioned)

HRT might have given her transbianism by now

>>8540892
I'm denying that at all, I want to be a girl. At least then my timid shy and petrified personality would at least be more acceptable

I actually go mute around woman sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBjkHB90bA

>>8540861
Chelsea is bi?

>>8540906
>posting nerd blackface
edgy

>>8540906
Being naked and petrified, covered in hot grits, isn't acceptable unless you're Natalie Portman.

>>8540906
>BAZINGA LEL

still don't feel much better but I'm not telling anyone because I'd just sound like I'm making my sadness up since I can't explain why I'm sad

>>8540906
ʸᵒᵘᶰᵍ ˢʰᵉᶫᵈᵒᶰ ʷʰᵉᶰ

>>8540877
>>8540906
You're AGP >>8505011

>>8540944
But I want my penis cut off

>>8540948
then you're not being honest with your motives

>>8540948
Some AGPs don't or don't right away.

>>8540933
hi

alison is my gfs name

you have good taste

>>8540933
Alison I said we're sinking

I can't believe there are actually people that support hatespeech laws.

>>8540960
she has good taste
and i bet she tastes good as well

>>8540960
Thanks :)
Yeah Allie way what my Nan and Granddad called me as a kid, it's a shortened version of my birth name, so I just went with it, cause it already sounded natural.

>>8540968
Slowdive is pretty bland desu senpai

>>8540972
!?!?!?

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Im happy

>>8540971
Maybe they get some sort of masochist joy out of being denied the right to say certain things

>>8540978
that honestly makes a lot of sense.

>>8540870
>>8540849
Marie-Pierre Pruvot
stage name: Bambi
She's 81 now.

Candy Darling, died back in 1974.

>>8540977
<3 u and I love this kitty image which I'm stealing!

>>8540977

Good girl <3

>>8540948
Your penis doesn't get cut off dork! It jusy gets repositioned! >:(

Do more research!

Anyone here who had SRS and despite being passable still freaks out when the button/zipper area makes it appear you have a buldge when having a tight shirt over it.

>>8540974
>bland
guess who's not invited to my birthday party anymore

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>>8540997
Wait really? That's mean anon :'(

>>8540999
don't worry, you can come to my birthday party instead

maybe we'll ride my bicycle over to that anon's house and toss a brick through her window

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>>8541003
Sounds like a plan

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>>8540977

>>8540996
I don't think it would annoy me but I don't wear the kind of pants that cause that. Doesn't really happen with high waisted ones. Also, if I'm wearing a tight top (rarely happens either), I tuck it in my pants or skirt. Really looks bad if you put that above other clothes.

>tfw your so worried about someone else it hurts

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Better call saul is such a good show

Also Micheal Mando is hot

>>8541031
Agree on the first part, prefer it to BB desu

>shave legs
>they go all spotty and kinda red in parts
>next day they spotty-ness and redness is gone
>already got leg stubble though

whats the solution to escape this cycle??

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>>8541048
Literally the reason I gave up on doing that

>>8541048
Waxing

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>Danny Devito is 72
>Danny Devito will die one day

>>8541048
I'm getting an epilator, hopefully that works.

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>>8541055
>one day your mother will die and you will have to get a job and support yourself

>>8541048
Epilator. You'll get spots and redness but you won't really see regrowth for ten days or so. Wearing long skirts, pants, leggings, opaque pantyhoses also work, that way you only shave when you're actually going to show your legs. Many cis women choose the second option.

>>8540715
I miss having a gf that enjoyed being called mommy.

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>tfw deformed woman

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>>8541113
Amy no

>>8541114
???

>>8540715
Why does she need a father/mother figure?

did nim really kill herself? :(

>>8541169
Nope
She just insinuated that she was gonna detrans

Which will undoubtetly lead to her killing herself

But she didn't publicly say she killed herself yet

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>>8541173
why nim :(

>>8541169
>>8541180
she okay

>>8541180
a better question is, why did evangeline let nim repress

>>8541194
this lol

>>8541194
>>8541198
she is okay

i think i have kidney damage

>>8541173
>But she didn't publicly say she killed herself yet

I doubt you can post on 4chan after you killed yourself lmao

>>8541241
XDD lmao xd my man

you know what i meant you fucking autist

>>8541244
Calm down bro

>>8541244
damn, you have no chill

>>8541241
You'd be surprised at how many dead people post on 4chan.

>>8541257
Oh so anon meant she just wants attention and would post as anon the she killed herself to get it.

Now I understand. Sorry angry anon for being an autist.

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>>8541257
This

>>8541267

OMG! Frangi, I didn't know you killed yourself :(

>>8541297
myrthe is actually the third iteration

first there was sish, then there was frangi, then there was myrthe (each more unstable than the last)

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I got told to go outside and get some sunlight but the glare was so bad I couldnt even look at my paper while I was drawing so im wearing my dads huge man shades xd

>>8541302

nice one ;) how's the gf?

>>8541320
unfortunately, i do not own a gf

What's wrong with me?

I am a cis male
I have a deep intense hatred of males and get violently angry at misogyny and transphobia and really enjoy seeing males be killed and humiliated through divorce and courts of law
I had two normal parents, had normal exposure to both genders but just grew to resent males more and more
In a perfect world of artificial wombs and monogendered female reproduction I'd love to hunt down or castrate the last males on earth and then when I was done kill myself. Finishing the job.
I HATE THEM SO MUCH

THEY POLLUTE THE EARTH THEY RUIN IT

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>have dream about dating someone I talk to online a lot
>tfw dream has them ditch me in the middle of the date
>tfw can't even have a happy dream

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>>8541302
Each day I stray further from the pureness that was sish and get more corrupted and unstable

>>8541314
laser doctor told me to hide from the sun for a few days and honestly the weather in london is so awful i would've done that regardless

>>8541383
Aren't you from a hot country? Surely 25C isn't too bad for you?

>>8541385
I THOUGHT THE SAME BEFORE I CAME HERE

I never took into account how fucking humid London is and how much worse it makes even baby tier temperatures like 25C.

>>8541368
>laying in bed
>imagining all the ways your bf will leave your or cheat on nyou

>>8541387
>25C
>baby tier temperature
humans were not meant to exist in such extreme circumstances

it's not even going to peak for another month or so, just kill me now

does having soaked the heels of two pairs of shoes in blood mean i'm a real girl now

>>8541394
i think you should perhaps avoid wearing shoes that make you bleed in the future, maxine

>>8541387
You're gonna hate it when you move to Amsterdam with Sertii then, it's like the most humid major city in Europe

>>8541368
>tfw almost every dream is hell

>>8541394
Only if that was baby seal blood.

>tfw used to be hardcore neckbeard MRA
>tfw the more I deal with men as a woman the more feminist I've become
Men are dogs with no respect for women. He sees Jamal facefucking a girl to tears with his 9" dick in porn and thinks it's a good idea to copy that with his date and when she cries that it hurts he just shoves it in deeper and then wonders why she doesn't want to play anymore.

>>8541394
Only if the blood came from your vagina.

>>8541407
Horror movies bore me because they're all tame compared to the nightmares I get almost every night.

>>8541415
Well, I guess we all know what sort of night you had last night then.

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>tfw intense dream of playing a futuristic arena-shooter-style Playerunknown's Battlegrounds while anons anti-shill my stream on /v/

>>8541387
Exercise

>>8541415
Remind yourself of what you went through as a man dealing with women. You'll be MRA again in no time.

tfw scared of men now

>>8541406
literally "the things that i do for love"

i'm gonna be visiting amsterdam on the 21st so i guess i'll get a preview of how bad this summer + humidity amsterdam combo is

>>8541436
hey bexe, why did you add an extra /e/ to your name if it's not pronounced? everybody thinks of you as "bex-E", y'know

>>8541419
same. recently I dreamt two mercenaries ripped out a boys legs and one eye and then threw him into the river. I looked through the eyewound and saw a little brain inside pulsating like a heart.

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sup nerds

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It breaks my hear that humanity isn't a monogendered species

Imagine all the people...

>>8541446
i always pronounced it bee-ecks-ee

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>>8541446
it looks nicer and i like the gamefeel of the silent /e/

>>8541422
I'm gonna either use higher quality paid dating sites or give up on men entirely and go back to women
>>8541438
Honestly looking back on it the worst they did was merely ignore me. I don't think MRA is bad, it has some legit points about child custody and alimony etc but has been given a bad rep by extremist elements such as /r9k/. I can even understand the aloofness of women now; men are predatory.

>>8541467
i want you to stop doing this immediately and pronounce it as "bex-E" like the rest of us

>>8541477
No.

>>8541446
>What is a silent "e"?
Only Americans are this retarded.

>>8541483
you drive a hard bargain, but okay

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>>8541490
Say's the nigger.

>>8541445
>tfw cant go to my local lido to cool off anymore because boobs
Is it possible to tuck in a swimsuit? Because that is my only hope.

>>8541490
A "silent e" usually lengthens the vowel in monosyllable word though, so "bexe" should be pronounced "beaks". For example:

>cod/code
>bath/bathe
>bit/bite
>sat/sate
etc

>>8541402
lol you wouldn't understand, dude

>>8541510
Interesting.

>>8541446
For some reason, I read it as Bèxé.

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>>8541510
delete this

>>8541415
fucking stacy should take it and be grateful