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USA USA USA USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJCmPKaYN8

>>8536409
dumping bad exs.

>start dating professional golfer
>older than me, pretty well off
>dates, gifts, comfortable with her
>this could be the one
>move into her condo
>suddenly it's control central
>she needs to know where I'm going, check in from work, doesn't want me talking to friends
>she's going on tour, insists I go with her
>just can't/don't want to leave my job
>she's getting more and more irate every day
>accuses me of wanting to cheat on her while she's gone
>had enough, decide to leave her
>while she's out I load my stuff in my car
>just as I'm finishing she pulls into parking lot
>tell her it's over
>she goes to the trunk of her car and pulls a golf club out
>literally chases my car as I leave banging on truck with club
>harasses my friends trying to find me
>finally leaves on tour
sometimes I see her on TV and actually miss the good times we had

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What a beautiful day it is outside to celebrate muh freedom. Gonna go to the 4th of July festival in downtown later in the evening with my friends.
Have a great day, y'all.

>>8536433
Haha

>>8536419
from this picture alone i just know that this peeps bitch is the most conventional looking girl known to mankind.

>>8536433
*googles famous lesbian golfers*

>>8536433
>tfw met my first gf on a golf course
Based Connecticut golfers

>>8536433
Is this like a reverse-Tiger Woods?

>>8536469
Wish I had abs like that.

Got a better fencing vid if anyone wants it. Otherwise, imma go get a huge gas grill with my daddy in an hour and we're gonna grill hamboigahs and hotdawgs and chacken :>

>>8536503
You should do both

>>8536509
Both?

>>8536515
Both

>>8536515
Post vid and go grilling delicious things

>>8536518
Activating both

>>8536519
Oh, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kzw-Fa9Hms

>>8536521
>tfw no tall knight gf

>>8536521
Shame the camera angle was behind that dude's butt and not yours.

>tfw 180cm tall
Please hold me and tell me that I can still have a qt gf? ;_;

>>8536546
I'm 181cm. So sure.

>>8536539
I'll remember to fight far corner next time for maximum butt. I just needed to see what I was doing wrong, this time. There's a tournament in four months

>>8536546
It's another >tall girl looking for praise, compliments and validation
episode. People love tall girls way more than short and average height girls and you'd know that if you'd spent any time in this thread.

Newfags gtfo reeeeeee

t. shortfag

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you gotta be kidding me

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>>8536571
>HEMA anon promises maximum butt footage in future fighting vids
You all make writing the OP very easy sometimes. Thank you and good luck with your tournament preparations.

>>8536579
You seem like the insecure type of short girls. Not the cute kind, but the bitter and angry type who needs cuddles and spanking a lot.

>>8536579
>tfw 5'4"
>tfw called cute, pretty or beautiful by 10+ more drunk girls
>tfw 4chan is nothing like real life
Don't mind it, fellow shortie. Your day will come.

>>8536585
I'm actually shitposting, I'm comfortable with my height. I've just seen that post so often and it's well established that tall girls are loved. Height is a desirable trait. It's like saying "baww I'm so beautiful will anyone ever love me"

>>8536595
Thanks anon, that's sweet. I dare say you're at the beginnings of "average height" however, or at least not short-short. I've never been particularly discriminated against for height (except maybe by rides when I was a kid...)

I have never broke up with a girl.

I've had 6 girlfriends, all dumped me.

>tfw no mixed, Hispanic or Asian gf
I want an interracial relationship dammit!

>>8536828
I'm here, anon. Waiting for you.

>>8536860
You're already taken and I know it, harlot!

>>8536871
I'm not ;_;

>>8536874
Buy me a bottle of red wine and cuddle with me. Then I might believe you. After last time.

>Breakfast was scrambled egg whites on wheat toast with fancy cheese and veggies, an ocean of black coffee and a bloody mary

I love that brunch is an excuse to drink in the middle of the day.

>>8536886
>tfw no wine and couch cuddles

>>8536897
>tfw no hugs and cuddles with a Hispanic or Asian gf
>and no drinking wine in underwear and tshirts

>tfw no sugar mommy

Slave auction price table:
White/East Asian/Good kind mixed: 250,000
Bad white/ Hispanic/ Southeast Asian: 100,000
South Asian/Turk/Arab/Persian/Bad king mixed: 75,000
All the others: 100

>>8536886
>Buy me a bottle of red wine and cuddle with me
I will if you come here
>After last time
That wasn't me ;_;

>>8536938
It was you and I know it! But I accept the offer

>>8536936
>Good kind mixed
elaborate pls

>>8536929
Why would a woman take that role?

>>8536948
White x East Asian
White x White Hispanic

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>>8536936
If I'm a white latina am I a bad kind of white or a good kind of white?

>>8536961
You're worth 100,000 good ones I assure you. Top price goes only to the finest merchandise.

Did any of you get sent to like Christian camp?

My parents caught me with a girl when I was 15 and they made me go to a Christian summer camp.

I tried to play along to make it easier on myself but they seemed to have like a particular agenda for me. I assume my parents gave them a heads up on the liking girls thing.

If they noticed me talking to a girl it wouldn't be 15 minutes before someone would come over and give one of us something to do to separate us. Same with eating they would often sit me like on the edge of a bench surrounded by guys or even make me change seats after I already was sitting.

In the last couple of weeks, I'm pretty sure they heard I masturbated in my dorm bunk and the next night made up a reason to get me out of bed at like 11:30 in the night. I was walking across the camp ground with one of the adults and 3 counselors when one "tripped" into my back and ANOTHER "tripped" trying to keep me from falling and slashed my right hand open with a box cutter.

They were really insincere about it and were like "I guess you won't be able to use that hand for anything until you go home" and bandaged it up so tight I couldn't hardly move it.

>>8537006
We have these "confirmation camps" here where i live. Basically I spent a week in a camp, swimming and listening to boring lectures. Also I fooled around with my roommates and we kissed a few times in secret.
>awkward teenage years

>>8537006
Jesus, that's assault.

What did your parents say?

>as if you couldn't use your other hand

>>8537006
Yes, but it wasn't because I was gay. It was because I was bored and it was summertime.

I just swam a lot and played baseball.

>>8537035
That's a nicer story. Was it fun?

>>8537041
Yup. There was only Jesus-y things at night and they were optional. I actually went to those because they were also fun. Like, they'd get a huge bonfire going and then sing funny songs and roast marshmallows and stuff. My bunkmate was a turbo-lesbian from Texas and ended up climbing down and fooling around with me one night. And one of the camp counselors introduced me to his .22 rifle and let me obliterate my camp t-shirt at the end of my stay.

That was a really good summer, now that I think about it.

>>8537015
I've talked to some other girls on the subject and they said about the same things, they ignored the lectures and made out with other girls.

>>8537018
Jesus might have told them to do it for all I know.

My parents didn't care, they were basically done with me at that point.

I was too scared to try again and barely slept from then on. I'm pretty sure I know who told on me because this one girl in my dorm seemed really upset it after it happened, like she didn't know she put out a hit on my hand.

>>8537035
That sounds really nice. I'm glad you had fun friend.

>>8536942
It couldn't have been me because I'm autistic and tfw no gf

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>>8536487
eh, I'll take it :p
>>8536595
I know plenty of cute short girls. (I am on the taller end of the spectrum myself but I wouldn't knock it if I was shorter.) I think there is someone out there for everyone.
>>8536929
is >>8535503 you too?

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>>8536409
>Tell us about your celebrations

I'll be spending the birthday of freedom sick in bed, wishing I had a gf to comfort me.

>times you felt fireworks with girls

I feel fireworks in my guts whenever I see my crush.

>dumping bad exs

Well, I'm not dating that cocaine addict anymore?

>>8536489
She told me there are plenty of lesbian or bi female golfers.

>>8536579
>Select all the images with SHORTS

Was there a picture of you on there?

>>8537124
>Making database jokes this early in the morning...
Get real

>>8537142
It's already noon in Yurope.

>>8537168
More like 7pm

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>>8537142
>database

>>8537196
I woke up with crazy gas
I swear, it's like a fog horn

>>8537246
Is this some misheard lyrics shit or...?

>>8537006
Biguy here (yeah yeah yeah) but hear me out.
"My parents sent me to Christian camp and it honestly wasn't so bad. I met my first boyfriend there and he was a pretty cool guy" xD

Its my favorite joke....dont hurt me ._.

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>>8537265
>my first boyfriend

Jesus?

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>tfw no gf to celebrate this American holy day with

>>8537357
My girlfriend's name is Coconut Rum. She's a sweetie and she makes me laugh.

>>8537357
go to your local dyke bar and get one.
they are all out today watching baseball on the big screen tv at the bar.
most bars have free hot dogs or hamburgers on 4th of july too.
you can literally be elbow deep in pussy if you go out now.

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>Dwelling on past bdays is not advised

How much more will my crush resent me if I sent her a bitter message saying that I would have wished for her to at least contact me on my birthday?

>>8537377
what animu is this

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>>8537377
Don't do it, it won't make you feel any better.

>>8537393
My Diary: The Animation.

>>8537394
B-But maybe she will actually respond? I'm tired of waiting and hoping she'll come around every day.

>>8537377
trying to 'guilt' people into loving you is never successful

just move on.
focus on her flaws if that helps.

find someone who can love you.

>>8537414
>B-But maybe she will actually respond? I'm tired of waiting and hoping she'll come around every day.
She might respond, but resentfully prodding her to acknowledge you will just make you feel even more pathetic. Trust me.
Also this >>8537420

>>8537365
She sounds like a keeper, anon. Take good care of her. Better yet, let her take good care of you.

>>8537368
I have to go to work tonight, so I actually have to go bed in like 2 hrs. I just wanted a qt to have a comfy day with. Y'know, make some burgers in honor of 'merica and cuddle while watching The Twilight Zone marathon. M-maybe next year.

>>8537420
>just move on

If that were so simple.
We're actually good friends despite our situation; she started ignoring me out of the blue, and I'm left to wonder why.

>>8537432
I-I guess. I just want to talk to her. ;_;

>>8537460
>I-I guess. I just want to talk to her. ;_;
Then send something neutral, if you really need to. Unless it's the zillionth message you've sent since she stopped talking to you.

>>8537279
Looks like a grill

>>8537460
the secret to being attractive is to seem confident, not desperate.

invite her out to do something fun, or if your relationship isn't at that level then tell her about something fun that you did that made you think of her and remember the fun times you had with her.
or something.
the point is, you need to demonstrate that you have a life and aren't needy.
then she might come around to wanting to do things with you again if they sound interesting to her.

Fencing anon is so fuckin' dreamy.

>>8537481
>dat manly jaw/facial bone structure
That doesn't look like a girl at all.

>>8537393
Yucky tuna.

>>8537487
>>8537479
We both invited each other out to things up until she stopped talking to me.
I sent her two messages since then - the first one was just about some event we like to joke about (which was when she stopped responding), and some time later I told her about how excited I was for that day I sent the message. So no needy messages and a demonstration of how I have a life besides her.

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>tfw your city fucking sucks

>>8537512
Could she have gone on vacation or something?

>>8536289
Post pic.

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>tfw no Patty Smyth gf

This is a feel I didn't want to have.

>>8537512
Maybe she's dead.
Or maybe she just needs time alone to process things.
Respect her space and try again in a week or two.

I think you can try up to 3 times to contact someone without receiving a reply before you start to seem needy.

>>8537257
lolno just being gross and forgetting to delet quote
https://youtu.be/jw5ZG2BKQXM

>>8537527
Doubtful, she has classes right now. And sent a friend of ours a picture of her pets, so she must have been at home.

>>8537559
>Or maybe she just needs time alone to process things.

That'd make the most sense to me, I'm just wondering what she's thinking about, since nothing out of the ordinary happened between us.
When we were still dating and she didn't contact me for a day or two for whatever reason, and I didn't say anything either, she was usually upset about it. Like she felt she wasn't important enough to me that I'd ask what's up. Puts me in a more difficult situation right now.

>>8537571
>When we were still dating and she didn't contact me for a day or two for whatever reason, and I didn't say anything either, she was usually upset about it. Like she felt she wasn't important enough to me that I'd ask what's up
What a pain

>Going out to a big picnic with my friends for the holiday
>Realize on the way there all of my closest friends are male

I... guess I'm realizing why I'm single....

>>8537608
How does this even happen, it's even weirder than a gay boy who only has close female friends because girls socialize more with each other than guys do.

>>8537626
d/a, but I have mostly male friends because it's been a lot easier to find dudes with similar interests.

>>8537637
Sure it's easy to make guy friends but why would you not have female friends too?

>>8537641
Not that anon but how do you even make female friends? My only interests are anime and computers. I haven't been able to make female friends since 5th grade (and she was the only female friend I've had anyway).

>>8537521
>lefty mutants burning America's flag on America's birthday
>"Why do normal people hate us so?!?"

>>8537657
For one, it's not hard to find geeky girls at every school. For another, you share space with them in class, in dorms, living with roommates, at work. I'd actually have to make an effort to purposely not make friends with girls by being especially rude and cold to them. That's why I find it weird.

>>8537641
Because for some people, they're fucking hard to find.

>>8537657
The internet.

>>8537679
Are there specific geeky interests compatible with yours? Do you "click" with those people? I have lots of female acquaintances with similar interests, but I wouldn't call most of them friends. I've managed to find two or three locals who I'm on the same wavelength as, the rest of them it's like "wtf are you talking about" even if we like the same things.

>>8537698
>there
Holy shit what is wrong with me. I'm not even day drinking, I have no excuse.

>summer
>it's fucking cold and raining
What a shitty season. I hate it.

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>tfw everyone posting on this thread will be dead in like 50 years from now

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>>8537553

>>8537752
Ew. That's really disgusting.

>>8537698
Well, I don't only make friends based on a few geeky interests. Even so, no that's not hard if you are in STEM program at college or in a STEM field at work. It's male dominant but not all males.
I also have friends that I met who are lesbians and that is a pretty major bond for conversation and deciding on things to do. Plus, I do have some standard normie interests so mainly for me it's more about whether they have a good character, intelligence and decent personality than if they share all my hobbies.

>>8537734
I'll be dead by the end of the year.

>>8537734
>there are teenagers in this thread
Why do you think everyone is going to keel over before they're 70?

>>8537773
Don't sudoku, anon. We can all die together once North Korea nukes the world.

>>8537641
Not that anon but it's not that easy. When they find out you are gay 1 of 3 things usually happens:

>they get weirded out and keep a distance
>they go on bitch mode and threat you as if you were a beta dude orbiting
>they try to be extra nice to show how non-homophobic they are so you are the one weirded out

Maybe because here lesbians are like an endangered species, it's hard to find any. And the one's I've meet are not the kind of people I'd like to hang with. So I hang out with geeky dudes and do nerd stuff.

>>8537786
North Korea can't nuke shit. Their computers are malware-ridden with governmental spyware.

>>8537786
I'm terminally ill.

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Just going to leave this here http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2015/02/16/cisgender_lesbians_and_trans_women_how_to_mend_the_rift.html

>>8537810
i wonder if that tranny killed that girl from yesterday

>>8537809
What ills you, anony?

>>8537810
>Transbians are just like any lesbian and you should date them and be nice to them or you are a horrible bigot.

I regret wasting a couple minute's reading that bs.

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>>8537558
Patti Smith is way better.

>>8537797
I didn't find it like that in college. Most people are like ok, you're gay, whatever. Everyone knows someone gay now and it's not that remarkable. There's always a few assholes but they're the exception.
Besides, I would usually be friends with people at least a little while before I out myself so they'd already know and like me before they find out I'm gay.
And there's also LGBT orgs, gay clubs, community events and stuff to meet other lesbians. I'd say half my close friends now are lesbians.

>>8537765
>Even so, no that's not hard if you are in STEM program at college or in a STEM field at work
>normie interests
I work in STEM, I have some normie-friendly interests, I still find it hard to find girls I really click with. Coworkers invite me to stuff, but I find hanging out with them a chore.

>have a good character, intelligence and decent personality
It's not that simple. I've met tons of people who meet those criteria, but there's still zero [platonic] chemistry. They're cool, I just don't find it rewarding to hang out with them.

>>8537764
I know /clg/ is all about femmes, but that girl barely even crosses into andro territory much less butch.

>>8537856
Do you have any more advice on being a lesbian in college? In a few months I will be living in dorms, so I can finally be out in public (I have to stay in closet at home for the sake of my parents' mental health). I have no idea what to expect or what to do. Just tell me anything that jumps to your mind and I'll work it from there.

>>8537857
I guess that's the difference. I find I relate to women more than guys, like in how we see the world and the things we want to do. Not typical girls, but ones more like me.
Plus, I've had a few experiences with guys ended up liking me even after I told them I was gay and it ended up really awkward.

>>8537626
>Best friend is a straight guy that we've hung out together since we were in elementary school
>we get a job together at a resteraunt
>make mostly guy friends there as well
And that's pretty much it.

But yeah being the only female in a packed car for a two hour drive was kind of a "wait how did this happen" kind of moment

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>>8537851
>being a depressed, asexual drug addict with no talent is way better

hmmmm

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>>8537879
>Plus, I've had a few experiences with guys ended up liking me even after I told them I was gay and it ended up really awkward.
>tfw never had a successful, long-term, close friendship with a guy for this reason

>>8537879
Well I also relate more to women "like me" than I do guys, but I've only found a handful of those and most of them don't live near me. A couple of my guy friends developed the feels too, but they got over it and got cool wives/gfs.

>>8537883
>Depressed
What? The woman has always been quirky and wild as hell.

>Asexual
Dude she fucked Robert Mapplethorpe like there was no tomorrow and did you even listen to Gloria?

>Drug addict
She's never been a serious druggie like the people around her. Please do your homework.

>>8537856
>I would usually be friends with people at least a little while before I out myself
I do so as well because I don't like being like "hi! I'm gay" because it's cringy af, they still treat you different. With very few exceptions.
> LGBT orgs, gay clubs, community events and stuff to meet other lesbians
Those are usually filled with SJW's and other trash.

I meet a nice girl in school and we have one of those weird friendships that are not really a friendship but you are not really dating either. Other than that I've met a few lesbians that are nice, but none that I'd like to be friends with because I don't think just being lesbians is enough to make you friends.
As for gay bars, they are either mostly gay guys or when they have a lesbian night it reeks of desperation and sadness.
I'd move but more inclusive places are usually filled with lefty retards.

>>8537877
Pretty early on, I went to my college LGBT club. To be honest, I didn't really like half the people there. But I found a couple girls and gay bros I liked. We ended up going together to the local gay bars and clubs in a nearby city, plus some other events at nearby colleges. One was a women's college.
I'm not the athletic type but I find myself going to some women's games where there were a lot of /fit/ lesbians. Go to movies, hang out in coffe shots, go to plays, museums and try out stuff I normally wouldn't do but were fun with other girls. It's not all a bar scene, you know.
Be out and keep an open mind on what can be fun I guess is my advice.

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>>8537909
>quirky

what is meth?

>Robert Mapplethorpe

dude, he's gay

>never been a serious druggie

she was addicted to heroin for only like 30 years but sure believe what you want

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>>8537907
Same here. Either that or they stop talking to you once they figure out they aren't gonna get a chance to fuck you.

>>8537914
>lefty retards
Well that explains it, you're conservative and you let politics matter a lot in your choice of friendships. It's rare for me to meet a lesbian IRL who isn't some shade of left. Many could give a shit really about politics though.

>>8537915
>coffee shops*
I can't even blame auto-correct for that stupidity and I'm not drunk or high.

>>8537918
Source on drugs?

>>8537918
>he's gay
More likely biguy. He was in a relationship with her for a long time. She's also been with other men.

>>8537915
Thanks! For some reason I honestly didn't think about joining the LGBT club yet. I will surely do that. I've just been really lacking on gay communities because I have to keep it a secret in the town where I live. The only lgbt people I know are by coincidence. The girls I've been with aren't even lesbians. Honestly I'm not going to study in the best country to live a true gay experience but I'll see how far it comes. I just want to befriend actual lesbians for once.

>>8537942
What country? I'm in America so my experience has been pretty good. I don't know what it might be like anywhere else.

>>8537947
I'm going to study abroad in Japan. I mean, it's probably one of the more lgbt-friendly countries in Asia together with Taiwan, but it's nothing compared to America of course. It's still relatively conservative compared to other countries in the world. But anything is better than my current situation.

>>8537657
>anime and computers
If you're willing to settle for casuals I'm sure you could find plenty of female friends with those interests.

>>8537954
>Japan meme
>no lesbian friends
Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell a transsexual

>>8537954
Wow, so you're really fluent in Japanese. That's awesome. I'm terrible with languages so I can barely into moon-runes. ;_;
I have no idea what the gay scene there might be like. But if you find someone who's pretty familiar with the local scene, they should give you pretty good advice on where to go and what to do.
Does the uni have a website forum or something like that? Mine did and I ended up chatting with people in my lgbt org before I even arrived at school.

>>8537974
d/a, but you definitely, absolutely, 100% do not need to be fluent in Japanese to study/work there. When I was working in Japan I met more people who could barely speak any than I did fluent speakers.

>>8537982
That's very different than America then. You can't really get by in college without knowing English even if your major isn't humanities related.

>>8537954
have fun anon, Japan is one of my dream destinations. がんばって!

>>8537974
I wish! I'm still learning the language. However, all of the courses that I'll be taking are in English so I needn't be scared. I didn't find a forum but I did find the website of lgbt club. Yeah I'm placing my bets on finding someone there who could guide me in.

>>8537982
Fortunately. I've met Asian exchange students at my home uni who barely spoke english when they came here and they turned out great. So I'm not too scared.

>>8537993
Thank you! I'm sure you'll go there too one day. My preferred choice of University was actually NYU in US but I didn't meet the requirements for some reason.

>>8537992
Difference is that the working place or courses you're attending is an all-English zone. So there are no Japanese language requirements.

>>8538012
Ah, I'm sorry. I've heard NYU is a tougher school than it seems. I've only been to New York once but it's a really special place, definitely worth a visit at least once if you can swing it

>>8537932
I'd say I'm only somewhat conservative. And honestly, I don't care what other people believe as long as they can back it up with logic and rational arguments.
That being said, activities geared at a gay public are usually filled with people that are politically inclined and lean to the left. Especially in a college setting.
So maybe I'm bitter cuz here lesbians are either weirdos I want nothing to do with or invisible.
The one's that are into the club scene are trashy.
Nerds are fat and nasty.
Sporty ones are usually not too smart.
Which leaves cultural activities where lesbians are crazy, pretentious and/or not nearly as smart as they think they are.

>>8537851
seconded this

>>8538029
Yeah, I was kind of bummed at first, but now I feel like it doesn't matter. I watched some movies set in Japan and now I'm basically sold. It's a pretty neat fucking place and honestly I can't wait. The courses I will be taking are also a breath of fresh air. It's gonna be a good semester.

I will also definitely visit NYC one day. Probably not going to happen in the nearby future, sadly.

>>8538012
>Fortunately. I've met Asian exchange students at my home uni who barely spoke english when they came here and they turned out great. So I'm not too scared.
Definitely no need to be scared! A lot can be accomplished with a good attitude and some expressive gesticulation. If you're going to be in Tokyo there's a ton of English signage and stuff too. Just don't ask people for directions, they'll help you but the directions will be wrong half of the time.

>>8537869
she's not gross because she's andro, she's gross because she's ugly.

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>>8538039
>Nerds are fat and nasty.
>tfw nerd, but neither fat nor nasty
>can't find another nerd who isn't fat or nasty

If you don't want to date me i'm cool with that
just don't be a transmisogynists because of a few bad transbians and non-passing freaks please!
live and let live, tranners and dykes can be friends or ignore each other at least!

>>8538062
Google Maps and Google Translate will serve as my Holy Bible and Qur'an respectively for the upcoming months.

>the directions will be wrong half of the time
Are you speaking out of experience?

>>8537992
>That's very different than America then. You can't really get by in college without knowing English even if your major isn't humanities related.
it's called english speaking privilege, a subset of white privilege.

>>8538086
>tfw most of the nerds where I live are asian or hapas

I'm off to participate in the great American passion
>lighting shit on fire and watching it explode

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>>8538111
Have fun, anon!

is anyone attracted to a 5'10 shut in fujoshi with small boobs and hips or am I doomed?

>>8538149
Wow we don't get too many fujos around here.

>>8538149
men can't be fujoshi anon. lesgen is that way -->

I have to work at 3:30 in the morning and all these fucking normies are going to set off fireworks all night.

>>8538095
>If you don't want to date me i'm cool with that
well, are you going to not be cool with it? There's not much you can do about women who don't wanna date you, is there?

>live and let live, tranners and dykes can be friends or ignore each other at least!
We can start with you leaving the only dyke thread on this whole board alone. I'm turning into a "transmisogynist" because of people like you who can't leave women alone.

>>8538098
Excellent plan. I've found Google Maps pretty awesome for navigating (except that "time to platform" doesn't take into account the depth of some of the subway lines) and Google Translate has pretty great handwriting/photo recognition (actual translation really only works well for short and simple things, as I'm sure you know).

>Are you speaking out of experience?
Only once. It has happened much more to my family than me, because I don't talk to strangers if I can avoid it.

>>8538039
I'm a short, skinny geek who'd never win a beauty contest. A very conventional and boring dresser, like I'd consider pulling a Steve Jobs except I like a little more variety than that. I can talk to people but I stick my foot in my mouth. A lot.
So I'm not too judgmental on people's appearances and I can accept some faults when it comes to friendships because I'm very far from perfect myself.
You're pickier so your circle of friends is going to be smaller and from the way you converse, I see where you would relate more with guys.
>>8538056
I find NYC overwhelming and expensive but also an interesting and fun place. It's a place I'd only visit weekends, I don't think I could live there for years.
>>8538160
>3:30am
What do you do for work that gets you up so early?

>>8538106
>had to Google hapa to see what it was
Confirmed for being whitebread as fuck.

>>8538204
I open a haunted book store.

>>8538095
>ignore each other
Sounds great. Start by ignoring cis lesbian threads from now on instead of insisting on posting about transwomen.

>>8538174
God, the subway lines. Any advice on mastering those complex routes? Is there an app for that? I'm used to simple train lines, stations with only 1-2 tracks etc.

>>8538095
There's a general for you here >>8534563

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>>8538246
>Any advice on mastering those complex routes?
Get a brain, perhaps.

>>8538204
A quote from one of my favorite musicals: "I think there's a time to come to New York, and a time to leave."

>>8538204
>I see where you would relate more with guys.
Not sure how to take this.

I'm really picky, live in a place where being gay is not exactly cool and don't really believe in long distance/online relationships, so I know the chances of me ever getting a gf are almost nonexisting.

I try to pretend I don't care but some days it's kinda too much. I just wish I had the balls to kill myself really. Not just because I'll never find a gf, but because I know I don't belong anywhere, hate most people and really see no point of being in a world that's nothing to stick around for...

>>8538204
Some parts of NYC (even Manhattan) are surprisingly quiet and chill, but I'm a city-dweller so I might have a certain immunity to such things.

>>8538246
Google maps actually does a pretty good job of picking routes, so you don't necessarily need to study. If you really want you can carry around a system map which can give you a better (though not geographically accurate) idea of the big picture. Most big stations also have a map near the ticket machines, and neighbourhood maps near major exits (warning: top of the map is not always north!). The color coding and station codes can be pretty helpful, for those who have trouble with names. Yamanote line (JR, not subway) is a good line to study first, it's the main loop around Tokyo and knowing its stations can help you orient yourself in the overall system. GET A SUICA (or pasmo); it won't help you figure out the system but it's hella convenient.

>>8538365
Thank you!!! Yeah I was a bit skeptical at first about google maps. When I plan my routes sometimes it gives very long traveling times or incredibly high transport prices. I'll most definitely get a SUICA.

>>8538495
No problem! I've found maps pulls some fuckery in my hometown but is generally pretty great in Japan (rural bus routes are an exception but hopefully you do not have to take any of those on a regular basis).

>>8538495
You'll get used to it real fast. I was slightly thrown off at the beginning despite coming from a city with an extensive and almost complex subway system but adjusted real fast. I found a combined subway and JR map of the Tokyo area and kept a copy on my phone just in case I wasn't feeling confident about my route so I could check it in transit, or plan when I didn't have an internet connection. I'd post it for you but I'm sure it's outdated now. /trv/ usually has a big Japan thread, probably worth checking out

>>8538769
Oh, and hyperdia.com is a great site too for scheduling journeys, but if i remember correctly it's just for the JR lines around the country and doesn't include subways. Still really helpful if you're travelling out of Tokyo

>>8538784
>hyperdia
That's a blast from the past, I haven't used that site in ages.

>>8538850
True, there might be something all spangly and new she could use instead. It was a few years back that I was there

>>8536409
that image omg
I want a soldier gf so bad now

>>8538986
Oh I didn't mean to sound disparaging, I'm sure it's still a great resource (especially with the hikari/nozomi exclusion option).

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hsts visiting briefly.

why do the cis lesbians in these threads always get instinctually at angry at any critique of male behavior/behavior that falls out of the traditionalist heteronormative dynamic?

Everytime /pol/ or something gets brought up in these threads I see a lot of posts that could be referred to as "in defense of men".

>>8539230
Get out Cara, take your trolling somewhere else

>>8537809
I'm so sorry, anon
I hope your last moments are filled with nice things and good feelings

>>8538124
already back
mom's anxiety went through the roof and started freaking out when some guy came up on a bike and asked us where we got our fireworks
>she thought he was complaining
she started yelling at yana
yana started crying
I yelled at her for making yana cry

took her home and now I'm drinking in an empty apartment

bad night

>>8539416
>she started yelling at yana
About what?

>bad night
Aww. Sorry to hear that, McBurger. Why didn't you take your gf back with you to your apartment?

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>>8538240
Spooky.

>>8539438
>about what
she had the gall to try and apologize when mom was having her meltdown

she hasn't experienced my mom during an episode until now, thought I was exaggerating
cried the whole way home

the shit my mom was saying tho
she called her my "current slut" which really pissed me off
l don't introduce people to my mom for this very reason

just got finished with another screaming match with her over the phone about the mess we left

I'm done with her, no more
so tired of her flipping shit over nothing

>why didn't you take your gf back with you to your apartment?
she wanted to go home and I was upset
idk, I didn't think she would want to
got my kiss and "see you friday" so it wasn't a total wash

>>8539495
Is your mom in therapy and on meds? Because she seriously sounds like she needs it.

>>8539495
Geez. Poor yana. Hopefully she can see past what happened and understand that your mom is a bit unstable, so she shouldn't take what your mom said about her too seriously.

>>8539045
>hikari/nozomi
Dammnit I just noticed this, I meant nozomi/mizuho. Whatever.

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>>8537279
I always pictured Jesus to look like Chad Kroeger

>>8539575
Maybe the similarity is there to remind you of who he really is.

>>8539575
Don't insult Jesus like that, anon.

>>8538149
>fujoshi
Trash. I mean its one thing to stumble upon a gay male story and enjoy it but being a fujoshi is cancer, especially when there's so many hot yuri anime out there.

>>8539584
In her defense it would make it really easy to spend your time surrounded by girls. Yuri fan, not so much.

>>8539584
>stumble upon a gay male story and enjoy it
Hasn't happened to me. All yaoi is shit.

>>8539591
But they're mostly straight girls. Plus, how many are you going to find IRL outside Japan.

>>8539591
Delete this.

>>8539595
>But they're mostly straight girls.
Mostly, but there are plenty that aren't.
>Plus, how many are you going to find IRL outside Japan.
You're joking right?

>>8539598
It hurts because it's true. I know you've seen photos of yuri events.

>>8539593
Well yeah. I was just giving her the benefit of the doubt to be honest. Every yaoi I've seen was garbage and made me want to throw up.
>>8539591
Why would you want to be in the company of horny straight girls who are thinking about cocks rubbing against each other?
There are plenty of "straight" girls out there who actually love yuri, you could do better to spend time with them.

>>8539607
>There are plenty of "straight" girls out there who actually love yuri
I doubt any girl in this day and age is as delusional to think she's straight when she likes yuri.

Then again isya draws lesbian porn all the time yet supposedly is married and straight. I still don't buy it though.

>>8539607
Fujos actually annoy me a lot less than straight girls who love yuri, I know plenty of both. Past a certain age the straight girls who love yuri tend to idealize lesbianism as some kind of glorified tea party and love to talk shit about men while mooching off of them and sucking dick left and right.

>>8539623
>lesbianism as some kind of glorified tea party
But this is the essence of yuri.

>>8539604
But the girls who like yuri are a lot more likely to be gay. I really don't understand the appeal of hanging around straight girls. And if you wanted to do that, there's way more normie events with attractive straight girls than the kind of western hambeasts seen at BL events.

>>8539636
A lot of yuri is like that yeah, asserting real life is too is the problem.


>>8539637
I know about the same number of straight (or straight-leaning bi) yuri fans as I do gay ones, but I suppose I do know more gay yuri fans than I do gay fujos. The fujos that I know know gay fujos, so I don't know why I don't have any.
>And if you wanted to do that, there's way more normie events with attractive straight girls than the kind of western hambeasts seen at BL events.
All the fujos I know are cute and fashionable.

>>8539662
I just can't deal with a girl being in a relationship with me but schlicking it to muscly men acting like a bunch of faggots. I don't even care if they like men, its just yaoi is so gross. The men in those anime act completely retarded and it literally only exists as porn and wish fulfillment.
IMO if they are a fujoshi they're essentially a straight girl who is afraid or put off by actual men so they replace them with anime men. They're only in a relationship with you because at least its better than nothing.

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>tfw no fashionable gf

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>>8538070
No wonder most of y'all are KVs if your standards are this guy. I guarantee that chick is more attractive than 80% of this thread's posters.

>>8537073
Fuck, that sounds awful :( what an abusive place to send someone

Are you alright now? How's your mental health

My ex gf was planning to sell me before I left her.

My first crush was with a girl named clair.

>start to hang with new group of people
>guy seems really cool, share many interests
>we talk regularly
>feel proud of myself for not being as autistic
>he asks me to hang out
>figure he's a cool guy and his wife is 7 months pregnant, he actually wants to be friends
>tries to make a move on me
>not even the first time something like this happens

>>8539881
>sell me

...explain

>>8539673
Some fujos apparently just like it because of the writing style; there being a greater body of it that is by women, for women. I don't know why I'm attempting to explain this though, I don't even read BL (unless it's written by an author whose work I already read).

>>8539958
That namefag is a tranner.

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LWA's finale was fun, delivered more than I thought it would.

>>8537752
What a cutie.

>tfw femme gay faggot who just can't stop drooling over dick and yaoi and gay shit
>tfw no butch lesbian best friend just to chill and hang out with
What do you people honestly think of gays?
How do I befriend a lesbian?

>>8540394
>How do I befriend a lesbian?
Find a conflagration of homos.
Talk about how you haven't seen Xena but would like to.
Watch Xena with one or more lesbians.

>>8540394
>tranner in the making

>be me a year ago
>slightly butch
>be me now
>skirts and lipstick femme
i don't know what happened
>still no gf though

>>8540394
Met my gaybro at school desu

>>8538576
>>8538769
>>8538784
Thanks girls!

>>8539623
>glorified tea party

My "straight" friend (who later admitted she had crushes on grills before) once talked to me about how she thinks lesbian romances are completely pure and sweet. That if lesbians go out on a date, they probably talk about kittens or their feelings - whereas when she goes on a date with a man, she's certain he's just thinking of how to get into her pants.

>>8540394
>yaoi

anime really does turn you gay

>>8541185
>tfw find straight romance purer
How do I fix myself?!

>>8541195
Talk to a man for 10 seconds.

>>8541195
Pursue a lesbian romance, obviously.

>>8540142
can we rewatch it together anon?

>tfw told the person im hooking up with to find a bull because i dont give a shit about anything

>mrw it'll be a cis male over a tranny

How do I talk to this qt in class in a cool but also kinda gay way?
We've been in the same classes since the beginning of the year and I still haven't found an opportunity to strike up conversation with her.

>tfw she's so cool it's intimidating

>>8541185
What a childish, idealised view. Show her the degeneracy here if you wish you destroy her hopes and dreams.

>>8541229
I don't know, lesgen is kinda pure in general.

>>8541222
Just say "hey, what's up?"
its like you're not even TRYING

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I can't believe they actually wasted money and time in this adaptation of a kuso manga. It looks like ass too.

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>>8541272
It could be worse, desu.

>>8541342
>tfw lesbian with shota fetish

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>>8541350

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Weebos, pls go back to girl-on-girl love or a reasonable subtextual version thereof. Pic related, did you watch the first ep yet?

>>8540855
I've never been super butch or anything but since I got into sports in high school I just wore like sporty clothes, not very girlish.

I recently asked my lipstick friend if she would help me dress cute and she was so excited, like she just got a new doll.

I'm worried I can't pull it off though.

>>8541378
How cute, a tomboy's first dress

>>8541350
>lesbian

>>8541370
Those subs are wrong, you know? She says something like "If you're thinking of getting married please tell me" in the context that she fears someone else is gonna take Yagami away from her.

>>8541378
What do you mean by sporty clothes?

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>>8541425

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>>8541404
>reasonable subtextual version
Don't mind the details /a/. No one except the most yuri-goggled expects more than that from this show.

>>8541396
I wore like dress pants and a dress shirt to prom.

Should I get a dress? Will I ever have a reason to wear a dress?

>>8541425
I meant like my basketball shorts, or sweat pants and a hoodie usually.

Like literal clothes you play sports in.

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>>8541431
Eh, New Game is getting gay as fuck.

>>8541439
>Should I get a dress?
If you'd enjoy wearing one?

>Will I ever have a reason to wear a dress?
Prom? :^)

I just came to tease you single bitches with the fact that I have a gf.

>>8541465
I feel like I would look weird AF.

I'm pretty sure my prom days are over unless I get an underage b& gf.

>>8541378
I'm basically in gym clothes all day long. Though when I dress up it's always preppy skirts and business look.

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>>8541455
Gayer anime coming out soon. Lesbian side-couple, lot of crushes and gay moments with main cast.
Though combined with a really weird combo of socio-political and sci-fi mind-fuckery.

>>8541479
Describe gf and see if she's worth getting jealous about.
Also, congrats, you bitch.

>>8541488
>other-kin

>>8541488
I hope they don't fuck this one up.

>>8541487
What is a preppy skirt?

>>8541491
>very fit but small tits/abs & amazing abs!
>in bioengineering program
>messy ponytail& dirty blonde hair
>eyeglasses which is a huge plus for me
>likes to read a lot!
>not that much into vidya but is slowly warming up
>has two cats which are my cats too
>wine enthusiasts
>from homophobic family so no awkward family meetings
>on the kinky side

>>8541501
https://cdn-img-2.wanelo.com/p/aa3/561/72e/f5fe00b7ebbac026cda60eb/x354-q80.jpg

>>8541502
sounds nice, I don't have a gf but I'm having sex with a girl. I guess we're that friends with benefits thing or something

>>8541502
sounds like a cutie, im jealous kinda wish i had a girl like that ,,, or a girl at all

>>8541542
i have a gay friend who i can't tell if she's friendly flirting or not, but i'd love to get into a friends with benifits relationship with her, no time to commit.
How do i bring up subject ???

>>8541213
What? Why?

>>8541321
Wow that looks about as bad as I expected, maybe Ritchii has finally managed to kill YH.

>>8541488
I hope they get to the weirder bits, iirc it was relatively normal SOL for a while.

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>tfw not asian with a qt chink gf

Can tomboys/boyish/masculine girls be qt without being /fit/? I can't get rid of my tummy, it seems like it'll be soft forever >:^( I'm not fat, just pudgy.

Which is cuter, an awkwardly short girl or an awkwardly tall girl??

>>8542022
Both are max cute! Especially if the short one is angry about it and the tall one is shy about it.

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I have a very important job interview tomorrow at 7AM. I'm so scared of fucking up. I'm practically shitting myself thinking about it. I haven't eaten in two days due to my nervousness. I'm going to pass out when I get there. Fuuuck. This is my first job interview ever, so I'm not sure what to expect.
If I don't get this job, I might sudoku.

>>8542151
You need to eat, sleep and drink water because lacking any of these three only adds to stress. Do whatever you need to in order to relax. Remember interviews are typically a gut check to see that you meet their normie standards. So be presentable, smile or at least don't grimace, and act as confident, responsible and conscience as you can.
Answer questions as smoothly as you can, focusing on sounding sincere over accuracy if required. Many people go for impressions more than substance, believe it or not, same as with speeches and the like.

>>8542151
>>8542184
Interviewing is a game to pretend you're this as much as you can. It's a stupid ritual, don't think they have x-ray vision into you. Quite the opposite, it's a complete coin toss. One of many sources:
>Hundreds of studies reveal the profound limitations of the traditional interview. Interviews favor candidates who are attractive, sociable, articulate, and tall. They also favor manipulative candidates, or ones who know how to make a positive impression even in a brief interview.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbesleadershipforum/2012/02/07/stop-being-deceived-by-interviews-when-youre-hiring/#1b5060c01bf6

Good luck anon. Remember it's just a simulation game.

>>8542184
What do you mean by normie standards?
I have spent the last few days writing out answers to common questions they tend to ask during interviews. I feel comfortable with what I have come up with so far, but I know I'm going to freak out when I'm there and spill spaghetti everywhere.
There is one question I don't really know how to go by answering: what is your greatest weakness (or something like that).
What do I say to that without looking like I have maximum autism?

Tell me about your crush who fucked and then dumped you.

>>8542151
these anons >>8542184 >>8542226 is correct, although you do need to have the requisite skills.

If you're nervous, take the usual mundane interview questions and come up with good answers.

What are your strengths?
What are your weaknesses?
Name a time where you disagreed with a boss and what did you do?

Most job sites have those questions. Practice the answers, saying them out loud. You'll be amazed at how it will build confidence.

>>8542262
ngl would be fine if my crush did this.

>>8542226
>Interviews favor candidates who are attractive, sociable, articulate, and tall.
Well, I'm tall. Attractiveness, average at best.

Thanks for the advice, anony. I appreciate it!

>>8542271
I have the required skills and education for the position, which is why they called me for the interview. Also, the supervisor for that department contact me to apply for the position. I've just never been to a job interview so that is why I'm nervous.
I really do hope it's not a qt that does the interview. That would make me more nervous.

>What are your weaknesses?
Yes, that question. How do I go by answering that without making myself look bad? Or is that the purpose of it?

>>8542262
Pretty much what she had in mind, so I cut her out of my life.

>>8542255
>greatest weakness
The best answer is in three parts. One, say something that is easily flipped into a positive for ideal workerbot. Like "too hard-working, I forget work/life balance" or "too demanding on myself" or "sometimes I focus too much on the trees to see the forest" are common examples. Two, combine or follow it up with how you're improving on it like, "Sometimes I feel like I get focused on little details but I'm learning to see the big picture to meet the end goal on a project."
Three, segue into something work or school-related that sounds impressive and shows you succeeding at overcoming your "weakness."

It's literally storytime. 4chan has taught you to bullshit well, I hope.

>>8542337
Ahh, okay. I was thinking about that question incorrectly then. I'll write something up following your guidelines.

Many thanks for all your advice, anon!

I'm always sad my first girlfriend wasn't serious about me.

>>8542403
I had my first gf when I was 13. Wasnt serious, just awkward but very cute

>>8542434
Oh, well this wasn't cute.

She was 18 and I was 14 and she used me to make her ex gf jealous and I got beat up.

>>8542460
Sorry to hear that. my relationship was mostly awkward kisses and occasional making out

>>8542484
That sounds much nicer.

Have you talked to her lately?

>>8542486
Not really, no. I do occasionally miss her but she's still very dear to me.
>tfw all that kissing in just panties

>>8542502
Facebook her.

>hey, not sure if you remember me or not but we used to make out in our panties
>I'm a better kisser now and have sexier panties

>>8542509
Yeah, that wouldn't be awkward or anything : D

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>>8542509
Wow. It is like the blind leading the blind.
Lesbians really are straight men stuck in women's bodies.

>>8542527
Well, you said it was awkward before so you might as well put your best awkward foot forward.

>>8542584
Do you know how to be cool and flirty because if so please share with the rest of the class.

>>8542509
This making out in panties thing does make me jealous that it never happened to me, but I'd still rather have a bf.

t. bishit

>>8542403
mine wasn't either.
She just wanted to kiss me in front of guys to turn them on :( Also she was borderline possibly and fluctuated between lesbian and straight orientationwise.

>addict brother caught backtracking into addiction again
>tries throwing other brother under bus
>other bro punches him, fighting, drama, etc
>giant dudes, can't stop, call cops
>cops break shit up
>addict brother pissed at me
>"AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU AND YOU CALL THE COPS ON ME!??"
>like what have you done?
>ACCEPTED YOUR GAY WHEN OTHERS WOULDN'T! I DEFEND YOU
>go fuck yourself
>he calls me dyke all the time
>thinks it's weird
>everyone else in the family is more cool with it than him
>I think this plus other shit he's been up to makes me actually hate him in my gut
>see him high literally the next fucking day
>then on the phone bitching about the whole family not loving him and betraying him

I've never felt such absolute hatred. Like burning anger in my whole body. I thought once before that maybe I should just accept the brother I once knew died a couple years ago after he stole thousands from my grandma. Like shit maybe his conscience/personality just burned out of his brain one shoot up too many. And this is just some fucking going through an imitation of him with no concern for others or a sense of soul. I kinda wish he'd just od already and end this whole charade.

>>8542679
Can you just change your name and move to another state?

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I went on my first ever date with a girl I met online and it was really fun.

Then my imaginary friend finally came back.

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>>8542712
I'd been worrying about you guys.

>>8542685
I actually love most of my family. It's just him. We all fight so much over him. But when he's gone and locked up we're fucking great at peace and shit.

>>8542712
I'm glad you had fun on your date and I'm glad she's back! What did she have to say for herself when she returned, and what did she think of you going on a date?

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>>8542741
>/clg/ worries about me
That makes me feel good.

>>8542758
She didn't really say anything when she returned other than hi. We were just kind of there together for a while not saying anything. She eventually said she was happy for me but I can tell that she feels hurt by it. I don't really know what to say to her.

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I'm black and I was hanging out with some cute "alpha" lesbian girls last night and whenever I got them beers they'd make slavery jokes.

"is it racist X keeps getting stuff for us"
"no it's extra MURRRICAN that way"
"ahahaha"

To be honest it was kinda hot and they are actually really nice even though they don't hang out with me very often and I wish they did.

>>8542973
>To be honest it was kinda hot
A G P
G
P

>>8542973
>tfw no bara black bf slave to bring me beers and get turned on by my pathetic attempts at racism

why even live?

>>8543006
What does that mean?

>>8543036
I'm sure you could be a good racist if you tried.

I don't drink so it was easier for me to get up and you know walk...

>>8542815
At least she's back now. Are you going to go on more dates?

>>8541276
W-Wouldn't it be weird to strike a conversation up like that out of the blue, considering we've hardly talked?
In other news I rode the train home with the tall stronk Amazon today, so at least I'm trying on that front.

I just want a girl to gently rub my face in and lick her pussy when I come back from work.

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>>8542679
This post is so... christ. I grew up with a meth addict sister and have been there, I've been EXACTLY where you are. Drugs make people into monsters.

>I thought once before that maybe I should just accept the brother I once knew died a couple years ago after he stole thousands from my grandma
Do this. I accepted that my sister was dead when I was about 17, after years of tears and chaos and bullshit, and never regretted it. There's no more false hope when he promises to clean up or goes to rehab and no disappointment when he fails to stay sober. It's less upsetting when there's fighting or the cops have to come because it's not family vs. family, it's just family vs. an enemy.

My sister's been off meth for 8, 9 years? ...but she never came back, not really. She's not the same girl I grew up with and idolized for 12 years - that person is gone. Your brother is probably gone too. I'm sorry.

My parents were enablers, so what helped me was establishing a safe house with a friend that I could go to no matter what, no questions asked. She gave me a key to her house so I could let myself in at 3 AM to crash on her couch if need be. Maybe it'd be helpful for you to have a similar escape route planned in case you get overwhelmed too. Living in an environment like that, it just fucking poisons you.

All the best to you and your senpai.

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>>8542015
>tummy
I'm working on mine

>>8543242
I'm away. Living with muh gf. But some nights I'll spend at my parents just to be around the family. We're all close.

He's on heroine and/or ice at the moment. It just kills me because this last time I really thought maybe he'd stick to it. Grandmother died and her death seemed to hit him. His son is around more maybe that would be his motivation. But fucker didn't last 7 goddamn months.

I told my mom before but this time it's too much. I told her today I won't be around when he is. I'm absolutely done. My other brother that fought him is blaming himself and saying he shouldn't have said anything about him being on drugs but addict brother is just blaming him, saying he was the one doing drugs even though there's no signs from him, then I hear him on the phone lying that he's given mom all his money and meanwhile he's telling mom no one ever pays him for his work that's why he's broke. And I literally fucking drove up to him meeting up with some drug addict getting fucking drugs and then being high as a goddamn kite and he has the goddamn nerve.

I'm just fukcing done. Brother died. Maybe if he could stand to be sober for a fucking year I'll talk but otherwise fuck this thing wearing his face. Victim-wanna-be asshole. The fuck he wants me to apologize for being mad at him for shit he won't even acknowledge doing and he'll beg you for money and act like he's doing you the favor to take it off your hands.

>>8543437
You look hairy, anon. And are those bug bites?

>>8543437
That's a kissable tummy

>>8543460
I also hate that I can't talk to gf about this shit. Her family is shit but for homophobic reasons. She likes my family. Generally ignores addict brother. And she doesn't get why I can't ignore him and just be around family otherwise. But it just makes me sick to hear him bullshitting them and some falling for it. I can't handle it. He does his own son this way and I can't fucking deal to see it.

>>8543175
I hope so. I didn't realize how much attention I'd get if I just put myself out there.

>>8543469
A bit. I am Mediterranean and yeah, most are bug bites

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>>8542815
For a hot second I thought that could be Gaoshi's art.

time to go herd cats in the burgermines
have a good night, y'all behave

>tfw the two cats draped on top of me is the most pussy I'll ever get

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>>8543437
>>8543469
>tfw hairy tummy too
Sometimes I wonder if I should shave. It's of course nowhere as a dude's level of hairy but if you're close enough you can still see the thin dark hairs covering the area.

Also my arms are super hairy but the hairs are so thin they kinda look blonde so I don't think they are bad. Will a girl ever love me like this?

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>i'll never have a qt milf gf
Why even live

>>8543829
>milf
Disgusting. Cakes are better.

>>8543772
>Will a girl ever love me like this?
Yes. Not tummy anon but I'm a bit of a furmonster (not even lucky enough to have blond hair on my arms) and girls have found me attractive. Don't shave.

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>>8543664
Have fun at work!

>>8543837
Post arms.

>>8543772
>>8543837
Please tell me youl at least bleach your mustaches

>>8543861
Wow, rude. I don't have facial hair besides the usual, it's just the rest of my body that is pretty hairy.

>>8543185
It wouldn't be weird if you don't spaghetti everywhere. Just say "Hey, I haven't talked to you much, what's up? what're your hobbies? Wanna hang out after class?"
cmon bich you can do it

>>8543874
You don't have upper lip hair?
Lucky you. I'm Hispanic and I get upper lip hair. I have to wax it off every other week. It's annoying. Given, I have black hair and light skin, so my little upper lip hair and body hair is more noticeable than those with blonde hair.

>>8543853
Why tf would I post anything here?

>>8543861
Fuck no I couldn't care less.

>>8543941
I'm Hispanic as fuck and I don't get that upper lip hair, maybe you have an hormonal issue? My hair is pretty dark but for some reason my arm hair doesn't look that dark, just brown and kinda blonde under the sun. My real problem is leg hair, though. Under my knees I'm just super fucking hairy and the hair is thick and black, I'm also really pale so it definitely looks gross and it's a pain every time I have to shave because it takes ages when it's in full-length. Don't even get me started on pubic hair.

>>8543946
>Why tf would I post anything here?
I just wanted to see your arms you fucking paranoid nerd.

>>8543990
I get the upper lip hair. But then my hair is just super dark thick eyebrows and light skinned so even a light dark hair is noticeable. I just go get everything threaded once a week. Shit's sweet. Used to wax in my teens but then I realized that was 100% the reason for muh breakouts.

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>>8544006
So where are you from? Where are you currently living at?

>>8543990
Nah. I don't have hormonal issues, it's just muh genetics. My mom is Spanish and comes from a hairy family. One of the good things about that is that I have naturally long, thick eyelashes so I never have to worry about putting on mascara. I also have thick eyebrows that need constant threading. The downside,of course, is the body hair. I shave my legs and arms every other week just to keep it under control. Pubic hair, well I just keep it trim since >tfwnogf.

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>>8544084
I think I'm lucky I have got the long eyelashes but my eyebrows are normal and no moustache. Every other part of my body is hairy as fuck though.

By the way, is your arm hair worse than this? Should I shave?

>>8544140
Looks like normal Hispanic/Mediterranean amount, not really worth the effort.

>>8544146
Thank god. Shaving is a real pain in the ass.

>>8544146
This. I'm pretty hairless myself and prefer girls that are but I know women who would totally be fine with that amount of body hair.
You don't want to get stuck in that cycle of having to constantly wax and shave every inch of your body to keep some picky girl's interests. Stick to shaving/waxing the usual places and find someone who is cool with the rest.

>>8544140
Well, as I said before, I shave my body hair every other week. So, yep. Your arm hair is worse than mine. If I didn't shave, my arm hair would look similar to yours.
Shaving it is entirely up to you. I mean, there is nothing wrong with your arm hair, it's just based on your personal preference.

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>all these hairy hispanics

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>>8544173
>implying you wouldn't a hairy spic

>>8544173
Being Hispanic is a pain sometimes. But at least we can go out into without burning as bad.
Once went to the beach with a really white girl, she got second-degree burns while I was just red.