How many of you here are straight?

>>8534830
I am. I'm only here because someone fucked around and decided to add asexual to the long list of letters.

>>8534854
Asexuality is a myth

>>8534877
I guess I can leave this place now

I'm straight but I like traps, femboys and cute MtFs.

N-no homo.

>>8534903
you're bi at the least

>>8534906
I guess I'm bi then.

>>8534903

t. basically every straight male on the face of the earth who isn't insecure about his sexuality

I not gay, bi, or trans, but I am queer as fuck.

>>8534971
what does that mean

I'm straight, I just never been on this board before and just wanted to see what general topics were posted here out of curiousity.

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I took a wrong turn and now I can't leave.

I'm straight. I'm also a Muslim white convert. Just reading here to learn about the LGBT community

>>8535125
that he needs mental help

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>>8535328

>>8534971
Do you have horribly dyed hair too???

I got a boyfriend and have been happier than with any girl. Fucking love him

im straight but

my friend is so fucking hot. i wanna make him my husband and take his seed every night and rub our sweaty bodies together

I'm hyperheterosexual, a straight person who is so straight the he/she would fuck anything that resembles the opposite sex even if it actually isn't
Liking traps doesn't make you bisexual it makes you hyperheterosexual as long as you're looking for boypussy and blowjobs, if you want to get fucked by them or suck them off you're bisexual or just plain gay

>>8535410
It's true. Just getting to know the adversary

>>8534903
Same here, i'm also an AGP.

>>8535542
whatever you tell yourself to help you wreck that bussy

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>>8534830
My ex wife was demi
I'm pan I guess
I want love but I will love anyone frankly
I'm an American Indian cismale

Right here, senpai.

Came to find out what transgender meant. Stayed when I discovered it was the finest source of schadenfreude on all of 4chan. /r9k/ has nothing on /lgbt/'s crabs-in-a-bucket mentality.

>>8535319
Just take your hormones, anon. Everything will be okay.

>>8534830
I'm straight but I like the memes and feels-posting here

I'm straight and I want you to answer this >>8536228

>>8534830
If you're a man and you like dicks you aren't straight.
Just before all the chasers and trapwankers claim heterosexuality

>>8535542
Hon,
You're desperate.
That is what you are.

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>there are breeders posting on /lgbt/

I'm a straight mtf

>>8535542
wrecking my boipucci is the straightest thing a man could do desu :3

Nah but I honestly believe guys like this are more het than guys that only have sex with cis girls but are super submissive and get fucked by dildos and strap-ons every night, but it's """straight""" cause a girl is doing it.

Any hole's a goal

>>8534830
I'm straight albeit bicurious

im as straight as a white rainbow

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>>8534830
Straight mtf but i was raped by a tranny

>>8539789
i'm so sorry and I hope you find healing (or have found it)

>>8537097
This tbqh

>>8537019
So by your logic I'm a straight man because I don't like dicks.
Even though I fuck big manly guys in the butt and have zero attraction to people remotely feminine.
Okay then.

>>8541306
Nah it's more nuanced than that. Lemme break it down faM

If you're male and:
Top women and/or feminine people (regardless of ASAB) - you're straight
Top men and/or masculine people (regardless of ASAB) - you're gay
Bottom for men and/or masculine people (regardless of ASAB) - you're very gay
Bottom for women and/or feminine people (regardless of ASAB) - you're at least a little bi and just repressing yourself

And obv if you do shit with both genders then you're bi

>>8539789
FUCKING RAWR

>>8541354
How is it straight to top a man but gay to bottom for a woman?
Your sexuality is about who gets you aroused, not what type of sex gets you aroused.
Fuckhead.
If you're a man and you're only attracted to women but like getting penetrated by Cis females, you are straight.
Just like I'm gay because men get my dick hard even though I don't want them to penetrate me or touch my ass.

>>8541430
>how is it straight for a man to take the man's role but gay for him to take the woman's
gee what a mystery

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>>8541354
>le olde tops are str8 bottoms are gai meme

>>8534830
i a straight but feminine-presenting cis guy.

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I'm a straight male. Came here out of curiosity.
Still come here on occasion to read arguments between fags/ trannies vs lesbians.
I'm not sure why tho. Probably this >>8536125

>>8534903
Same here, but I at least acknowledge that I'm bi.

I honestly don't really feel at home on this board, and definitely wouldn't feel at home at a pride parade or something similar. I think I just come here to argue politics with people because apparently I hate myself.

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>>8541785
I hope you enjoy your day at the zoo.

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Yes Im just here for the shitposting