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With oldtrips gone, Generation 3 of /mtfg/ has begun edition

• Makeup tutorials : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_fIi6F7CUw [Open] [Embed]
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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>>8534577
Hdisienenwjjddisienenwjjd
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hi
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>>8534575
im ok!! jst crushin everything with my yuge arms. i did my butt workouts and im gonna smoke some weed in a min :s
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looking for housing is awful
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>>8534577
I'm an oldtrip and an old trip too. And I'm still alive. (I like that pic even more filtered like this...)
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>>8534581
FUXKING

FIRST

NIM THREAD 4 EVER

NIM THREAD FOR LIFE

NIM THREAD OR D.E.A.T.H.
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Im scared
I go tomorrow to the doctor because my mom doesnt believe im trans and thinks its a phase.
Whats the best way to make the doc believe im trans?
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>>8534582
HELLO
>>8534586
HAVE YOU TRIED NOT HAVING A HOUSE???
>>8534590
I CAME
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>>8534591
Nim actually died. ):
Can you be respectful for once?
>>8534585
Lol you dont have yuge arms you liar

Weed is cool
I should do some butt workouts myself though;---;
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>>8534585
Hey beep.

Hi.

Whatcha smokin?
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>>8534592
cry

>>8534597
that sounds awful
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>>8534592
honestly gona sound kinda cynical here but just do alot of research on trans stuff online and repeat stuff from there because thats what they are looking for.

Not your personal struggle or how you felt since you were five years old or whatever else youve had going on your head for the last few years or decades.

Like try and be honest and stuff but make you sure have a bunch of keywords and triggers that they will be looking for and this varies depending on where you go, over here they are big on making sure you have a history of fucking cross dressing which I always found wierd. But anyway way I wish you good luck.
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>>8534597
Hows it going friendo.
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>>8534603
>died
she just left
she will probably kill herself if she does detrans, but i don't think she died yet
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>>8534577
wtf! how did I get on some list/image thing? this is going to ruin my cred >:(
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>>8534606
Fk you
>>8534607
Thanks you i look into it
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>>8534603
NO
O

>>8534606
I FUCKING KNOOOOOOWWWWWW RIIIIIHGGGGHHHHTTTTTT????????

DOESN'T NOT HAVING A HOUSE SOUND FUCKING AWFUUUULLLL???????

LIKE I MEAN FUUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRCCCCCKKKKKK
>>8534613
I WOKE UP TODAY

It's alright actually.

Hopefully work tomorrow. Have a funny feeling I will :]

Queen Nim did not die go to heck mercury
>>8534615
Oh shit what happened to nimmy?? :[
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>>8534592
a u t o m e d i c a t e
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>>8534628
glad you woke up and things are going okay beanie boy.
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>>8534603
my arms are yuge mercy im sorry. dont say that again or ill crush you. dont emasculate me. do you wanna see my work out bands i use to make my booty bigger???
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>>8534631
I told my mom about this, big mistake.
She says its dangerous and stuff like she did 3mind of google and says bs like cancer,weak bones and blood
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>>8534605
weed beany. but i dont have much
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>>8534603
ur not supposed to be here we're supposed to let it die
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>>8534633
:]

My arms are really skinny and it bothers me but the gf is making me work out like everywhere so I'm feeling better about myself [:
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>>8534628
nimmy nims left not long ago
said she had fun while it lasted and is gonna get her life back on track and detransition or something dumb like that

if she does go ahead i'm certain she will die tbqh
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i'm still here
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>>8534628
the fuck you still doing in california?
i'm already back in vegas
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>>8534657
Hey squiggles how's Reno treating you?
>>8534643
Yea weed but like what kind

Where did you cop?
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>>8534649
good uwu

>>8534657
YAY ALINES i missed you, why are you never on discord.
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>>8534641
you don't have to ask your mom, you have to tell her you're self medicating after three months >:(

actually hormones and anti androgens are sort of tricky and shouldn't be taken lightly.
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>>8534577
>all those dead trips
WHY

THEY WERE SO YOUNG
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>>8534671
Do you self med?
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>>8534669
i'm kindof on a tight leash....

>>8534668
i'm living in vegas now
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>>8534663
I'm doing a lot of stuff that is very productive and also responsibility and not getting drunk on my gfs money or wasting days smoking weed and sleeping inside abandoned mansions

I am an adult, after all.

We do.

Adult. Things.

Very grown up.

Yes.
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My voice is too girly when I want it to be masc and too masc when I want it to be girly. I have good control of my range in private but in front of women it deepens and in front of men it lightens. It's hard to control.
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>>8534676
i did until like 2 months ago when I got to go to an endo. but I'm like old and can afford my meds and stuff and live in a libertarian paradise where prescriptions are more like suggestions.
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>>8534678
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK THAT'S FUCKING HOT GIVE US THE DEETS DAMMIT

DAMMIT I WANT THE DEEEEETS

Vegas=Nevada?

I'm confused. It's all barren unlivable desert right?
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>>8534680
so, you're not gonna come to fuck me in the ass w/ that giant dick?
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>>8534652
This saddens the bean.

Fucking A.

:[

Nim don't go.

She's so innocent too :[[[
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>>8534623
Check the last thread. I was sure you'd say that. :^)
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>>8534688
i'm living w/ my family.
they know that i've been on hormones.
they know that i have been going to 4chan
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>>8534615
Yeah ik lol
>>8534636
Pls show butt and/ or butt excercises

Pls hug me with your big arms and hold me
>>8534647
Oh fuck i forgot
Imma post in the trans beauty network instead since they're basically the same
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>>8534709
el em ay oh
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How many of you have changed your surname?

Is it something that would likely to backfire?

I don't plan to keep in contact with relatives.
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>>8534696
Omg you fucking whore.

Ughhhh just thinking about that tight little hole and how much id have to dominate you to put it all in and then when you finally give in and relax and let me just all the way in

I have you squiggles.

I have a gf now BTW.

You e-whore tease.

Ugh..

Show me a pic of ur butt at least I mean c'mon wtf I hate you
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Oh look the gay repressing mexican is having another autism episode.
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penis
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>>8534708
I rlly wanna fk you now you know?
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>>8534708
>they know that i've been on hormones.
>they know that i have been going to 4chan

I'd be fine if my kid was trans, but a fucking shitposter? jfc I don't know what i'd do.
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>>8534728
I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!!!!!

Two actually if you count my gfs lol

Ima get her to fuck a girl lololololol

It's gonna happen /mtfg/

She's game.
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really wish someone was touching my boobs right now
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helo
>>8534668
idk medical grade. i deliver pizza weed is everywhere desu
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I've become what I tried to prevent part 1
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>>8534697
she ok, no worry
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>>8534719
idk if i have any pics of my butt on my phone, besides, blue board.
anyway, just look up "alines" on a /b/ archive.
they tits-or-gtfo'd me -- i capitulated -- they demanded more. need i explain further?
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I love being a girl estrogen makes me so happy
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>>8534717
I don't see the point unless you're planning to go for total stealth. Though the idea of using my ID change to reclaim the name my family gave up in the XVIIth century crossed my mind.
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I'm supposed to be cleaning the house but I am kinda sad and dont want to do anything but crawl into bed
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>>8534741
did you just do that?
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>>8534738
He started massaging them herself.

She says it's not the same when I do it though lol like I legit drive her up the wall when I touch them ahahahahah
>>8534739
Lol do you deliver it on ur bike?

That sounds fun actually
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>>8534749
>>8534741
hugg
please don't hurt yourself :(
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>>8534699
lol I just did! you crack me up! I didn't make the other lists tho, so I'm sort of happy about that. (^:
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>>8534749
claire please dont do that. just talk to me for a little we can share memes and have you laughing again
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I've become what I tried to prevent part 3

>>8534753
No these were June 16, June 29 (my birthday), and last night
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>>8534746
I would also like to be a girl who do I do this.

>>8534752
poor sheen, clean it tmrw and get into bed.
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>>8534763
are you keeping them clean? if it's the pain you're into salty water will disinfect and sting, have you been doing this long?
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order a pizza and try to pay for it with sexual favors
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>>8534742
Ok :]
I care for her and shit.

Like, she's a sweetheart.
>>8534745
K.

Just take a pic of ur butt rn. ?

Wow ur like actually really horny sent you lol
>>8534763
>>8534749
>>8534741
God loves you
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>>8534763

It's probably, in many ways, too late for a "happy birthday".

However, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>>8534763
>>8534741
have fun hiding those lol
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>>8534772
guys keep tricking me with this.
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>>8534756
no i dont live in the actual city. we have like a 10 mile radius and i use my car
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>>8534774
she is :)
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>>8534741
come on Claire! get your shit together!
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Im going to start being mean now.
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>>8534779
As a kid, I did cut myself. Where you can't see scars. Also, the nasal septum bleeds a lot more profusely than arms. I stopped after I got cauterized with a hot iron without anesthesia to make those nosebleeds stop. The "promise" that it would have to be repeated if it didn't work was dissuasive. Worst pain I've ever felt. Plus I couldn't smell anything but my burnt flesh for days.
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>>8534787
This sounds CONSIDERABLY less fun
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Do I pass????
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>>8534800
funny.
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>>8534800
maybe you should go to bed, swampie

it's pretty late there, hoor
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>>8534739

You pass flawless. Except for having the most tranny room in existence.
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Those cuts are not very deep.
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>>8534741
>not cutting on your legs
cmon
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Passing or cute transgirls trigger me more than cis girls.
What does this mean?
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>>8534810
don't encourage

>>8534812
also this
arms for attention, legs for managing
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Life is not fair.
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i need to find someone to date me
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>>8534813
It means youre a bitter hateful person like me, sorry anon.

Wana murder all passers?
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>>8534815
Welcome to planet earth, enjoy your stay.
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>>8534816
hi
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>>8534810
pain is not a competition
>>8534808
:0 WHAT
>>8534813
same tho
>>8534795
no its still ok just different.
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i cant stop getting jealous and bitter over passing trans girls and cis girls.
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>>8534822
You're one of the people who trigger me though.
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>>8534833
we're all going to die one day and it wont matter
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>>8534820
do you live in vegas?
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bike>car

Squiggles.

If I catch a bus to Vegas.

Squiggles.

If I catch a bus to Vegas.

Will you let me nut inside of you multiple times?
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>>8534841
no :c
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>>8534845
damn ;~;
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>>8534800
you pass great hun
xoxoxo

>>8534814
100% this
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>>8534836
But the time before that it does matter.

And id rather not spend my whole life looking forward to death.
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>>8534846
>>8534843
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>>8534843
only if you're clean.
get tested.
i wanna see results before we do anything
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>>8534846
taking e again?
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>>8534858
yea, in secret tho
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girls (reply if u agree)
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>>8534819
aw poor wittle cartman wartman thinks life is unfair because he is too chicken shit to transition
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>>8534836
but the thing is
that "one day" feels like it's coming closer every time i see cis girls or passing trannies. or even femboys for that matter
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>>8534859
I'm proud of you, I'm glad you did it ;~;
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>>8534865
thanks
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k i l l m e
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>>8534803
its not a joke :/ im really insecre and i need to know if i pass.

if i don't i have to steal someone's face because that someone passes better than i do!!!!

>>8534807
no i'm not tired yet and i'm in my swampiest mood rn

>>8534849
tyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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>>8534857
Fully clean :]
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>>8534867
you look fine.
you just need to smile more.
be happy :)
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>>8534862
I just wanna get rid of all the non europeans inside our borders and id be happpy. Im a simple man born in complicated times.
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alines is very nice girl
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I am a waste of a person
everything, oxygen, estrogen
it's all wasted on me
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>>8534869
i'll need photographic evidence.
got a discord?

>>8534874
:3
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>>8534860
haha heck yeah
>>8534834
well im def not perfect either dont worry
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>>8534870
I want to be happy.

>>8534874
She is isnt she.
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>>8534868
>no i'm not tired yet and i'm in my swampiest mood rn
it's 3am, coffee

people who are cute should be in bed
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>>8534876
no
even if nothing else I like you
so you aren't a waste
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>>8534876
i know this exact feel
i feel like a waste of everything lol
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>>8534888
don't overdo it, ya dingus
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>>8534851
>>8534863
distract yourself with chocolate?

>>8534888
looks like birch trees, are you still self harming?
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>tfw no cute trans gf to bite my tits
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>>8534895
well too late for that
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>>8534897
no i dont wanna cut anymore because it doesnt really hurt enough to help, i just end up feeling gross, i've thought of burning myself though for more pain
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>she doesn't cut the soles of her feet
lmao
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You know I am a straight man and shouldn't be here but props to you girls bring so tight knitted and having eachothers backs. These mtfg threads are so cute. I bet it helps you all out a lot.
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so, it recently dawned on me that wealth redistribution wouldn't accomplish much other than serving as an anaesthetic to dull the pains of poverty.
other than that, it wouldn't really dismantle unjustified hierarchy. it would, instead, merely revise how unjustified hierarchy is constructed.
we need to eliminate the need for wealth redistribution, not capitulate to it.
we need to focus on expanding access to vocational training & employment.
welfare is an anaesthetic
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>>8534919
read marx
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1847/wage-labour/
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>>8534897
ill buy some chocolate tommorow.

>>8534918
They do help alot, idk if id really call them tight knitted but some people on here are very genuine and sweet.
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>>8534911

>not carving magical sigils of gender transformation over your entire body and having your shaman bf ejaculate on you
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>>8534908
don't burn yourself, it just doesn't hurt in the right way. if you're ever desperate you can try snapping an elastic band on your arm or somewhere tender, that's the classic switcheroo I was always advised to try, need a proper thick heavy one though, it does work I think, or just punching yourself in the leg, idk if you should do that one though.

have you got a therapist or something to talk to about it?
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>>8534921
nothing is more empowering than labor
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>>8534919
it's almost like communism doesn't work for that very reason
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You're all gonna make it
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>>8534925
>not slicing up your skin into sections for illegal transgenic experiments
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>>8534931
doesn't mean i'm not a socialist though.
i only came across more reasons to disregard marx
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>>8534932
except for the ones who won't
we all know who they are
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>>8534919
you need the means of production in the hands of the workers silly.
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>>8534939
can you tell me who?
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>>8534918
>hi I'm a man and I don't belong here but I feel compelled to invade your space and give my opinions
jk that's very nice of you
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>>8534940
yea, that too.
but i don't think a revolution would always be necessary
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>>8534919
You cant have a 100% employment rate in a normal economy.

Not everyone can be trained or wants to be trained to higher education levels.

And personally I dont see anything wrong with welfare, what you are suggesting is already an aim of most first world governments and has been shown to be not based in reality.
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>>8534946
exactly
the absolute chaos and madness revolution causes just isn't worth it imo
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>>8534946
you're a social democrat then?
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>>8534939
Nope
You're gonna make it
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>>8534762
Sorry Mallory, but that's not entirely possible

>>8534769
I'm keeping them clean

>>8534774
He does not

>>8534775
My birthday was not something that could be considered happy

>>8534779
Told everyone at work that I fell and hurt myself really bad and I have to keep a bandage on it for a while
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>>8534791
I'm trying

>>8534812
Legs don't hurt as much
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>>8534947
i didn't say welfare was bad, in fact it's very useful for helping to dull the pains of poverty & spend more time being more productive, but only for individuals who would choose labor as their cure

>>8534950
nope.
violence just scares me
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>>8534952
yes, obviously
you fell in shards of glass, right?

amazing plan, claire
enjoy the scars some of those cuts will leave behind
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>>8534932
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>seriously discussing communism as though its a valid alternative
>2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvp_37J_R4k
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>>8534961
Who the fuck works in manual labour in most 1st world economies literally no one.

You sound like someone out of a book a 100 years out of date.
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>>8534966
>Who the fuck works in manual labour in most 1st world economies literally no one.
what even
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>>8534966
;~;
i'm trying to do this the right way.
human progress requires human endeavors
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>>8534963
Probably yes
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>>8534964
a valid alternative in a thousand years maybe, it doesn't all happen at once.
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>>8534975
What part didnt you get.
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>>8534977
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hello im back

goodbye im not really back
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>>8534966
>Who the fuck works in manual labour in most 1st world economies literally no one.
are you trying to bait me again

i'm not falling for it this time
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>>8534966
purely construction labour was the strongest growing industry in employment rates in 2015 where I live (NZ). This is only going up in most places where housing is getting worse and worse. Manual labour is absolutely required right now, in fact not enough people already are doing it and similar tradework jobs (plumbers, electricians, etc). Construction is a fantastic way to move up and be earning well.
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night.
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>>8534978
or never, Marx was a trust fund baby who never had a job in his life
his ramblings about the bourgeoisie showed a lack of self awareness at best and a "solution" to a problem that only existed in the 19th century

is it any wonder most campus commies are also trust funders, it's a philosophy for them
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>>8535001
>nz

Yeah I said first world economies buddy xd

At least in most places manual labour is a small portion of most peoples economies.
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please, rojava, for everyone's sake, last long enough to show the world what left libertarianism can do

>>8535004
yea, i guess i will always draw the line @ marx.
worker's management & (justified) occupational hierarchy are a-ok
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I know chasers are hated on here, but is there any decent place online to meet a trans woman to date?
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>>8535009
>Yeah I said first world economies buddy xd
So you are just memeing then, and not serious? Because NZ is a very good metric for a strong first world economy with a solid backbone of manual labour jobs supporting it as every first world country needs right now. It is a relatively small portion but also an absolutely necessary and very under worked portion, so if you can and you've got little academic future, manual labour is a fantastic idea currently. Especially considering the cost to get yourself into the industry is so little, depending where exactly, you could find yourself earning quite a lot in a few years of moving up with only high school completed and no student debt.
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>>8534763
dont do this sweet senpai of mine
dont hurt yourself, really. try to find help, even if in this anonymous imageboard. hope you feel better
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>>8535022
here, apparently.
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>>8535015
oh wow its my pal alines
hi

>>8534763
please don't hurt you ok
>>
>>8535037
hi alex :)
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>>8535040
hi uwu
>>
communism is not redistribution or taxes or welfare
read marx
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>>8535053
>read propaganda
no ty
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>>8535064
why don't you have a proper gander

at the propaganda
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>>8535064
is adam smith propaganda too or just stuff you don't like
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>>8535066
I had a teacher who pronounced it "PropaYANDA"
>>
SO,how do I learn to live with being a freak? The therapy isn't really helping and I'm not sure I want to do HRT.
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>>8535004
>tfw ad hominem attacks on Marx to discredit communism
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>>8535082
i thought you were a clintonite liberal
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>>8534981
Keep your chin up!
>>
>>8535070
he may have been spanish, or perhaps some form of mexican
>>
>>8535079
you hate yourself sometimes, then you're happy for a while, then you see changes, then you cry everyday, then you second guess yourself and have sort of purge and cut your hair and then you see you still hate yourself, only more, and then you decide to go through ot no matter what but the damage is done and it'll take positive environment and a whole lot of love for you to heal but you'll occasionally hate yourself and wonder if this was all mistake.
>>
>>8535099
Nope
She was 100% native English speaking
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recommendations for a low protein diet? im kinda a muscle twink and wanna get that fixed
>>
>>8535066
punny

>>8535067
literally who?

>>8535079
don't think of yourself as a freak
>>
>>8535106
oh, probably just canadian then

sometimes they pronounce things weird
>>
>>8535084
i'm actually a libertine. ;)
>>
>>8535084
dont let sass fool you, she is a big commie which is why she left America to live in a commie state where everyone is dumb and popor
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>>8535108
post muscles
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>>8535108
if you're older than 25 you don't actually need protein. you just need omega 3/6 in 2to1 proportion.

like eat a tin of sardines or a couple of eggs daily and then veggies and some carbs and you're good to go.
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>>8535114
We were actually. She also pronounced "both" as "bowlth", it was fucking weird
>>
>>8535108
Most vegetarian diets.
If you want to lose muscle fast then go between cycles of fasting as your body will focus on eating away the muscle.
>>
>>8535103
Oh.
>>8535112
Kind of hard to not, was raised in a southern baptist family. There are multiple preachers in my family. Now I'm in the military and hearing all the little remarks when anything trans related comes up kills me a little bit more.
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>>8535131
your family's wrong about trans people
simple as that
>>
>>8535118
omg i live in a libertarian paradise dork, we have a university that actually gives PhDs in objectivism and we have the lowest taxation of the western world, all public works and security are done by privately owned and held corporations, 100%bank secrecy. you can do whatever you want, like I go to the pharmacy and just pay up for my hormones and anti androgens without a prescription.
>>
>the Trump bodyslamming CNN meme "controversy" is overshadowing the fact he kept his promise to send in feds to Chiraq
he just doubled the number of federal agents assigned to Chicago and will probably send in more
>>
>>8535120
n-no
>>8535123
almost 25 but i havent grow at all in 10 years
>>8535129
i usually eat one thing a day i dont get it
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>>8534725
Hes always having an autism episode....
>>8534739
HOTT
>>8534925
Hmmm
>>
>>8535190
>i havent grow at all in 10 years
you are a 15 year old girl
>>
>>8534577
Why isn't Kayla in the OP?
>>
how is everyone
is /mtfg/ ded yet
>>
>>8535207
Kayla had died or detransitioned then or maybe it was when she left mtfg forever to go live with her dad who runs a white supremacists motorcycle gang in Oregon.

Like everyone thought she was gone forever.
>>
>>8535209
Na we're fine, especially me.
>>
>>8535190
>i havent grow at all in 10 years
What does this even mean?
>>
>>8535207
everyone stopped putting me in them too because I am a gross old man and I dont suit anime girls
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>>8535221
she was talking
about
her
DICK
>>
>>8535190
>i usually eat one thing a day i dont get it
If you can go through periods of 1-3 days without eating then back to eating full meals and getting your weight back, it will help you put on softer fat and get rid of your muscle definition.
It's harder to do if you're eating every day because you can still meet your TDEE with one meal.
>>
Clean your rooms
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>>8535241
>tfw clean freak
>>
>>8535190
>usually eat one thing a day i dont get it
is that one thing all the leftover pizza?
>>
>>8535241
never
>>8535234
ill try to focus more i guess :s
>>8535221
ive been 5'3 since i was like 14
>>8535199
uwu
>>8535198
no lying pls im a lil late but i realized im 21 months hrt now so i took a piccy
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>>8535252
my managers actually trash and throws away all extra food without asking anyone if they want it. i might eat a slice every now and then though before close
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>>8535241
i did the other day for the first time in forever..
but it's gonna go back to being messy in a week
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>>8535263
I know it's hard, but please try your best to keep it clean! I believe in you
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Is 20 too late to start hormones if I already look pretty young for my age/andro? People usually think I'm like 16 and legbutts compliment me for androgyny. No I won't post a picture.
Also >tfw ywn be able to get ffs
>>
>>8535255
aaaaah you're soooo cuuute!
>>
>>8535276
start asap, it's def not too late for you
>>
>>8535276
i started at 20
start asap
its not too late just yet
>>
>>8535276
I just started yesterday, at 24
>>
>>8535276
>tfw almost 23 and will never get HRT because lol red tape.
>>
>>8535276
>>8534739
i started at 22
>>8535278
uwu
>>
>>8535282
whoa that's cool
hi

>>8535283
s e l f

m
e
d
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I was down in tye room where the apartment complex keeps its washing machines waiting for my clothes to dry and there was a beetle that kept circling the room and I kept stepping aside from it but suddenly I couldn't see it anymore and for 2 minutes I didn't know where it was while waiting for my clithes to dry and it was terrifying and I want to cry
>>
>>8535282
good job ally!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>8535255
>tfw ywn hug the smol beepbeep
>>
>>8535255
>ive been 5'3 since i was like 14
tfw not intersex
tfw hrt only works on intersex trannies
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>>8535287
>>8535296

Hihi, Thanks, yes its cool as fuck, I am sooo damn happy now.
>>
>>8535287
Self medding isn't really an option. I haveto toe the line super hard so the military doesn't use me as an example for "Lol trannies are super useless and don't follow the rules. Just look at this one"
>>
>>8535302
do you like boys yet
>>
>>8535298
im not. both my parents are tiny
>>8535297
BAD FEEL
>>
>>8535307
Nope
>>
>>8535302
first 2-3 months are a lil rough btw, it gets easier after that like with moods and stuff
>>
>>8535304
We are super useless tho
>>
>>8535290
Your fear is adorable ^^
*hugs*

>>8535302
happy cutie uwu

>>8535304
If you can handle it that's ok, but I wouldn't be able to handle that at all.
Good luck!
>>
>>8535298
>tfw hrt only works on intersex trannies
wtf? how did you come to this conclusion?

>>8535314
Ooh, something to look forward to I guess. :)
>>
It's weird how mtfg has become less human and yet more normal at the same time
>>
>>8535309
huh weird
has your vagina started growing in tho?
>>
>>8535282
congrats so did I at 24
hope this shit works, my face hasnt changed yet at 8 months
>>
>>8535318
lil bobbers start around like 2 months, it's pretty exciting, nicer skin too happen pretty fast, t should be nuked in a few months probably
>>
>>8535322
has it?
>>
>>8535317
My fear is going to kill me
>>
>>8535336
get some xanny i guess idk
>>
>>8535335
Yes that's how I feel anyways
>>
>>8535325
Totally, super fun

>>8535326
Yeah, I'm a bit jealous of all the people here that started way younger

>>8535330
Looking forward to the nicer skin a lot
>>
>>8535339
The withdrawals are cray tho
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Is it true that all trannies love fidget spinners?
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>tfw no mtf gf to rape and then cuddle
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gettin tranny meds wednesday
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>>8535344
>Totally, super fun
it gets weird tho when your cock and balls slough out of your new vagina and you stop pooping
>>
>>8535315
I know.
>>8535317
Only six and a half months since I started the process. they've only gone and changed my therapist 4 times.
>>
>>8535340
was it the trip exodus?
I guess strong personalities leaving does hurt diversity :/

>>8535346
crying over a scary beetle is worse you silly sack
>>
>>8535326
R u Kuroneko
>>
Is self medding
>Cheaper
>Dangerous
>Illegal
?
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>>8535348
they are for autists so of course
>>
>>8535351
i wish upon you a painful conetits growing phase. may you bump into every door, wall and get them slapped around
>>
>>8535355
What was the trip exodus all about?
>>
>>8535360
>yes
>no
>maybe
I dont know
>>
>>8535348
what's a fidget spinner?

>>8535349
dear mother of god ΦωΦ
>>
>>8535362
wtf i don't know if this is rude or not
>>
stef sanjati is cute
>>
>>8535367
>what's a fidget spinner?
four bearing in a triangle designed as a distraction tool for autistic children, that became a fad a few months back amongst normals
>>
>>8535344
my skin is a lot nicer now, if you get like acne it should help with that too
>>
>>8535354
Is there anyone you can appeal to and get them to stop fucking with you? It really doesn't seem healthy.

>>8535360
>cheaper
no
>dangerous
>illegal
not really

>>8535363
no heckin idea
i know elanna and cistits left but it was already bad before that
>>
a repressed tranny walks into a bar
she orders 4 whiskeys, neat
there is no joke here thats just the harsh reality
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shrinker gave me a sentence completion test and i'm supposed to fill it completely but there are some things where i can't think of anything wtf.
>>
>>8535373
why would normies want a toy for autistic children?
>>
>>8535381
write NIGGER in all the blanks
>>
>>8535375
I don't get a lot, but it happens occasionally, so hopefully it'll completely stop.
>>
>>8535380
>any kind of tranny
>having the money to go out drinking
lol

>>8535381
heck shrinks
don't take the drugs

>>8535383
that's a really loaded question
>>
>>8535383
fuck knows
why do normies do anything
it never makes any sense
but it sure is a coincidence that they were invented in israel

here watch a 40 year old man try to act like he is a youth icon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge_22K0UTIY
>>
finish the joke

a tranny walks into a bar
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Whew
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>>8535371
cute lil ayy lmao
>>
>>8535396
the bartender asks, why the long face
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>>8535397
tfw will always be the taller and probably older girl :'(
>>
>>8535390
it'll help, not 100% though, it's pretty good
>>
>>8535400
;~;

>>8535397
holy fuck it's grace
hi grace
when are you marrying your friend?
>>
>>8535397
get sheen to feed you her cooking and pat your head with her hamfists
>>
>>8535397
wew
>>
>>8535406
>bullying shann
you're garbage
>>
>>8535395
that was p funny
>>
>>8535385
No what the heck.

>>8535392
I won't get the mones if i don't go to the shrinker.
>>
>>8535397
hey mom, have a nice day at work?!
>>
>>8535406
Sheen is literally the nicest person here, nicer than me, wtf senpai?
>>
>>8535415
can't you do informed consent tho?
>>
>>8535396
everyone is visibly uncomfortable
>>8535398
dont you say that about her
>>
>mtfg starts being a bit alive again
>about to lose my internet for a day

ree

I bet Elanna and cistits are going to announce their wedding and Edie will inherent a billion dollars from some old man she cammed for and buy everyone FFS and I'll miss it ALL!
>>
>>8535421
No i live in EU
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>>8535403
Pls.
You're how old?
>>8535405
Hi alex!
uhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH
IDK
We didn't address anything like that tonight, just had a comfy good feeling evening
>>8535406
No bullying.
>>8535407
WEW
>>8535417
No work today, day off!
>>
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113
why cant it be real
>>
>>8535429
24 and 6"2'
>>
>grandparents harass me about getting taller every fucking time i see them
i'm not that tall, just about 5'3 but mones will fucking stop this shit right?
>>
>>8535403
lightly bully and care for a smoller girl, makes it worth it
>>
I know Graces deep dark secret
I'm gonna tell the whole world!
>>
>>8535438
It is but They don't want us to think so.
>>
>>8535376
Not really my commander can talk to theirs , but the civilian psychologists aren't really scared of military officers. Their excuse is "Its sucha new process for the military hur durr we have no idea what to do hur durr my degrees never prepared me for anything like this hurr durr" Completely disregarding the fact that other bases in the states have gotten their shit in order and people are well into their transition.
>>
people on the phone keep calling me ma'am....
assholes on the internetask for my gender/nudes....
older brother says no one will ever think i'm a grill.
where the fuck is ashton kutcher?
i'm done falling for this shit
>>
>>8535438
>describe this part of the process as extremely painful. Subjects in poor health may die of shock in this stage.
>>
>>8535453
worth the chance
>>
>>8535413
>>8535418
>>8535429
also the most grossly overweight
she needs to get herself sorted
>>
>>8535452
holy shit, ashton kutcher is fucking hot
>>
>>8535445
K, that sounds good. :)
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>>8535461
Honestly, yeah, worth it to be cis.
>>
>>8535471
make her stand on her toes
>>
>>8535468
this. I like Sheen but she's got to do something, maybe start by cleaning her room
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anyway, i'm gonna go play breath of the wild.
i'll bet everyone will be having so much fun now that i'm leaving.
fucking shit, i want ashton kutcher inside me so fucking badly.
later
>>
>>8535479
Sounds like a plan
>>
>>8535450
can you bring a civil suit against them, or threaten to report them to whoever licensed them? They're obviously not doing their job and caring for your health.
>>
>>8535468
bullying is not ok

>>8535485
cya
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>>8535443
>>
>>8535506
you sound smol
maybe they're just trying to make you feel better
better to be on hrt than not obviously, idk if it helps your height
>>
>>8535489
do your best, smol trans need protecting and hugs by nice girls
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Some of you are alright, DO come to the thread tomorrow because I love you all

>>8535506
It's gonna be okay! Just give it some time
>>
DEAD
>>
>>8535514
yeah there's no ill intent it just spooks me that they think i'm getting taller, haven't checked my height recently so maybe it's just old people autism, I don't feel any taller at all

hormones in a couple days so maybe that will stop it, but then eventually I'll have to deal with friends and family knowing at some point
>>
>>8535429
:(
>>
>>8535536
What's up anon?
>>
>tfw she'll never have feelings for me
why go on desu
>>
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>>8535545
Keep your chin up, Anon. Don't lose hope!
>>
>>8535545
I know that feel
except
Not just her but anyone and everyone
>>
>>8535549
not true
>>
>>8535492
>Lawsuits
>Military doctors

lol
>>
>>8535548
too late
>>
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>>8535545
Seduce her.
>>
>>8535550
Very true
>>
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>>8535558
It's never too late, please keep going!
>>
>>8535563
I thought the same thing, now I'm in love
>>
>>8535560
no I want to cuddle with her not lewd her
>>
>>8535552
If the president can be sued, why not public employees?
>>
someone buy me this from amazon
http://a.co/igEQ0Pu
>>
>>8535574
I thought the same thing
then I thought I WAS in love
then i realized I won't ever be truly loved by anyone
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I go in for my first day of work tomorrow, super excited, cant wait to start making money. Its gonna be a good holiday. It'll be so awesome if I just get to skip entry level shiftwork and start getting paid well at a job where the uniform is jean and t shirt.
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>>8535571
>>
god this tranny's voice.. lmao

twitch tv/totesolive
>>
>>8535592
Ur gonna get hit on

Bets on how many times moap gets hit on?

I say two.
>>
>>8535591
details anon?
I don't think that's true
>>
>>8535485
She's so fking hot

Literally my dream girl
>>
>>8535603
it's not completely awful I dont think
>>
>>8535612
Not going to give details out here
It is also very true.
>>
>>8535621
yeah it is and they're a hon
>>
>>8535629
they are a hon, but when I tab out I can easily picture an older woman speaking. Her pitch is bad but the resonance isn't awful most of the time, especially when greeting that person in chat.
that jawline tho..
>>
i'm 5'10 fuck you, you gay fucks.
>>
>>8535628
no it's not, don't give up :(
>>
>>8535648
I have already given up lol
there is no hope
>>
>>8535656
I was keeping suicide notes before I found it, it can get better
>>
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question!

What would happen if I got a breast augmentation after 18 months of being on hormones? Would it prevent them from developing further? Would they grow weird when more development happens?

Is there anything they do other than enlarging them? Like, do they do anything to make the breasts look more like ciswomens (spacing, shape, etc.)?
>>
>>8535670
try progesterone before you do that
>>
>>8535670
they can grow for quite a few years, maybe consider progesterone?
>>
>>8535669
It won't get better
It literally can't get better
there's no light at the end of the tunnel
there isn't even a tunnel

just an endless expanse of darkness pulling me under

all I want is someone to love me and to love them but I never will
>>
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>>8535633
>>
>>8535680
actually me
>>
>>8535674
>>8535676

I'm at 12 months and started prog at 8 months. I don't feel like they've grown much recently (even though I'm injecting estrogen now and my last blood test said my estrogen levels were above target range)
I'm kinda thinking if they're not B cup by 18 months I should get implants to C or D
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>>8535670

Anyone want to add anything that isn't addressed in this infograph or comment on anything that is?
>>
>>8535605
Lol well the guy said mostly we just get left alone to fix stuff, on the other hand I doubt there are many cute girls who work in wood flooring. Speakig of which, I guess I have to go to bed lol I have work in the morning.
>>
>>8535679
I know those feelings well, it can get better, you won't be able to see the light till it happens, you trip and fall into it before you realize what happened, there is a lot of good people out there
>>
I really like Bailey Jay's breasts

I wonder...do they do anything different with breast augmentation for transwomen compared to what they do for cis women or is it the exact same procedure?
>>
i wish i could love-react love-reacts and just have an endless chain of love-reacts
>>
how do i get hips. boys keep telling me if i eat their semon theyll grow but i think theyre lying
>>
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Who /beachbody/ here?
>>
>>8535721
nice manbod lul
>>
>>8535699
LOL that's so fucking incorrect it's hilarious
get the fuck out of here
they say everyone has someone out there for them but i am destined to be alone until I die
>>
>>8535721
you should probably take the tags off
>>
>>8535743
it happened to me anon, I felt the same way before that
>>
>>8535700
afaik because of the fact most shemales were never on hrt they used to just implant them under the muscle which is why they always looked weird
but bailey jay was on hrt for like a year before getting tit implants and has cycled hrt occasionally ever since
>>
How can you come out as cis?
Some of my closest friends were met on the pretext that I was trans. I met them in a time where I thought that I was meant to be a girl.
The way things have gone means that I don't really think I am anymore.
It feels stupid explaining this, but I am really worried that they are gonna think I mislead them.
I'm also a little worried that nobody is going to believe me. I sorta tried to back out of transition before but one of my friends was really dismissive of the fact that I am a guy.
>>
>>8535773
just do it i guess
be really sure tho, maybe ur friends know better
>>
>>8535603
>totesolive
this isn't me btw
>>
>>8535796
when i saw the link i was hyped for an olive stream :(
>>
>>8535801
australian internet will prevent me from ever streaming anything ever
>>
im gonna stream my butt
>>
>Not knowing how to use chopsticks in 2017
Disgusting desu
>>
>not offering forks for people who can't use slippery sticks
>eating noodles with wet sticks that painfully dig into your hands
>>
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I made a delicious sandwich.
>>
when she wasn't looking i laced her sandwich with hugs and kisses
>>
DEAD
>>
BED
>>
REDEMPTION
>>
ONLY
>>
THE
>>
ONE
>>
WILL
>>
HAVE
>>
STEAK
>>
SURPRISE
>>
BOOBS
>>
JEW
>>
TRANNY
>>
WEINER
>>
I'm gonna marry beepbeep
do you want an invite 2 our wedding?
>>8535811
where do i go
>>8535809
come 2 america
>>
>>8535913

You mother fucker you ruined our thing we had going
>>
>>8535914
Its the autism.
>>
>>8535914
>>8535914
oh.......
>>8535916
oh.....
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Clowns a tator
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Tfw no mercury snapchat/discord
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>>8535956
mercuryV#4947
im doing some HW rn though, so i cant quite respond atm
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>>8535956
>tfw think i am actually in mercury's discord server, never posted though i don't think
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>>8535966
You're in it and you post, ya big fat liar
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>>8535976

Is there a way to feminize ones butthole? Like, make it more round or small? I feel like mine's too masculine...
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>>8535979
bleach your anus
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>>8535979
Buttholes get bigger. They dont get smaller.
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>>8535976
>looked at post history
>posted once
ok
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>>8535981
>>8535980

all the good trans porn stars have very feminine buttholes >.<
Is it just the nature of the biz, some people just don't have the bodies (ALL OVER) to compete?
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Why do I even look at /v/ tranny threads.
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>>8535984
>all the good trans porn stars have very feminine buttholes >.<
they have anal tracking software to edit the anuses lighter
https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/track-the-butt?utm_term=.sq0yklwBl#.ohlYL7zP7
>"I made a butthole-tracking software to make my work more efficient. Basically video consists of a sequence of images. To modify or colour-correct part of a moving image, you cannot do it frame by frame because it would take an eternity! So you need a 'tracking device', which is something that will automatically isolate part of the image for you, like a butthole. That means that even if the butthole is moving onscreen, it will be tracked. Once isolated, you can then start to colour-correct it. Usually, I make it lighter and a bit pinker. You can track almost everything, from a mouth and eyes to a nipple or a mole."
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>>8535988
>>8535980

I do bleach and its helped a bit, and I wonder if hormones have helped too. Also I anal masturbate every once in awhile. I think maybe having a slightly more relaxed sphincter will help round it out more and thus have a more feminine appearance. I guess girls with petite buttholes get gaped pretty big sometimes, and it's not necessarily unattractive...

It's just, I want to be bailey jay tier.

http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/5/6/6/45660/1/h/p/d/1hpd5/bailey-jay-red-04_m.jpg
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>>8535979
bleach it
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>>8536001
i'm pretty sure thats photoshopped.
i would like to bleach my anus though
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>>8534577
>tfw remember when the op pic was made
Good times desu
Also I really want the SU book with all the concept art and stuff but idk if I should buy it.
>>8534717
I'll only change it if I get disowned by my dad. I'll use my stepfather's surname if that happens
>>8535721
I resemble a whale, does that count as a beach body
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really dont like being alive i hate it i hate who i am and what life is it's not okay
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I'm getting a vagina in five months
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>be me at work
>some middle aged dude keeps asking me dumb questions and I help him out and then end up being his cashier
>"excuse me, but are you a boy or a girl?"
>me:"uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. (*start smiling uncontrollably*) I'm a boy"
>he starts smiling too
I blushed so hard. I think I'm pretty close to getting gendered female 3 times in a week but 2 is still my max :/
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what the fuck do i do about my adam's apple
how do i literally ever pass if I have this thing
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Good night champions
>>8536053
Cover it up
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Who else /no future and will probably commit suicide/ here
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>>8536047
>"uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. (*start smiling uncontrollably*) I'm a boy"
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>>8536047
cute
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>>8536072
why don't you think you have a future? to put your prospects into perspective, i have no high school education, no life skills, and have too much anxiety so i legitimately have not left the house alone in well over a year
i'm not self-sufficient in the slightest and burden everyone around me by continuing to exist
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i'm done playing breath of flthe wild for now.
i got the sheika armor.
why is link so cute in that game?
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why are mornings usually the worst part of the day?
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>>8536131
you have to get in motion
and you ask yourself why you bother to
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>>8536131
it can be hard, but you need to keep going at it. Put one foot in front of thither and just get moving! I'll always believe in you, Anon
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>>8536164
The what supposed to say "the other" instead of "thither" but it still kind of works. It's always okay to make mistakes
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>>8536138
yeah I wonder every day why I still bother.
>>8536164
thank you alot anon. I'm trying to get motivated to eat something rn.
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>>8536176
I hope you can get motivated, Anon! Sometimes eating can help you feel better. What were you thinking of eating?
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>>8536180
thanks I battle with myself before I eat for a few hours so I'm never really sure. my dad brought me one croissant so probably that and a coffee.
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>>8536191
Croissants are nice! They're really good if you hear them up a little bit, you might want to out some butter or something on it (if that's your thing).

Either way I hope it's really good!
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>>8536201
I sometimes dip them in my coffee that's good too. maybe I should try out butter once.

thank you I hope that too.
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>>8536205
>I sometimes dip them in my coffee that's good too.
I've never tried that before, I'll try it in the morning!
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Morning I didn't have any nightmares.
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>>8536220
That's great!
Did you have a dream?
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whats up midfub
how are you?
everything oki
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>>8536224
I did not, I just had neither.

>>8536230
Cute pic, feeling sleepy and tired.
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>>8536236
>I did not, I just had neither
Maybe that's for the best sometimes. I hope you slept well, at least!
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>>8536236
you should sleep then!!!
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>>8536238
I did not but thanks.

>>8536247
Id love to but its half 10 and I need to wake up at normal times.
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>>8536236
I consider every night without nightmares a win. do you get ptsd nightmares too?
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>>8536265
Oh no!
I hope your next snooze goes better for you, we're all rooting for you
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Today is America's birthday, say something nice about America.

I think it's cute how they microwave water and buy their newspapers from little machines that you put coins in.
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>>8536281
hah what they buy their newspapers from machines
their taxes arent even included in their prices so if theres some lollies that cost a dollar and you have a dollar youll be a few cents short its so silly
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>>8536287
That is also very strange.

Did you know that they don't pull Christmas crackers in America either? Every year, I have to explain to Americans what they are.
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>>8536300
I find it weird that Thanksgiving which is a fake holiday is bigger than Christmas which is a real holiday
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>>8536300
where do you live that you pull christmas crackers? our christmas tradition is to argue all the time
t. german anon
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>>8536302
I've always wanted to celebrate a Thanksgiving

I don't like turkey though, so I wonder if they'd be willing to swap it for salmon.
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>>8536313
we pull them here in the UK, i always assumed it was a universal thing
but then again, i suppose not even christmas itself is a universal thing
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>>8536317
pull them in Australia too
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>>8536317
Either we have them in Canada or my family is just sterotypical Anglo-Canadian
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>>8536317
christmas never was a big deal for us probably won't even do anything this christmas. like we can just meet up any other day and eat food together.
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>>8536313
I am pretty sure that is a widespread Christmas tradition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2xqOGTU1g
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>>8536329
>like we can just meet up any other day and eat food together.
stop being so cold and german
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>>8536329
why not celebrate it while it lasts?
I mean, Christmas is literally the continued celebration of the winter solstice, it was born in snow covered Europe.

but as you are displaced as a minority in your own country, it will cease to be.
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>>8536313
also german. i had one christmas cracker once because our teacher brought them on the last before christmas. they're boring.
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>>8536313
Want really stupid Christmas traditions? Ask the Scatalans.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tió_de_Nadal
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>>8536339
everyone knows they're lame, but you wear your paper hat and tell the bad joke and then break the toy thats inside
and then you eat christmas dinner and laugh and drink and everyone helps with dishes or chills out or sleeps off the food coma

its just a little fun
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How do we bring Christmas to the Germans and the Americans so that they can learn to have fun again?
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>>8536331
I never saw one just heard of them
>>8536333
christmas is just a normal meetup where you get presents sometimes and then you have to pretend to like the weird presents you get.
>>8536337
I just don't get catholic traditions. I grew up here but was dissapointed of church. there is not really something to celebrate aside from having good food.
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>>8536343
Austrian Christmas markets honestly look like the prettiest thing I have ever seen, I want to visit.
I don't know why it doesn't bring the Germans joy :(

>>8536347
good goy
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>>8536337
Well, it's not as if we specifically needed christians for the traditional human sacrifice. A muslim is fine too.
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>>8536352
>you will never walk down a busy Austrian Christmas market, locking arms with your gf and buying Glühwein and gingerbread from market stalls while admiring the snowcapped gothic architecture
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>>8536358
>you will never walk down a busy Austrian Christmas market, locking arms with your bf and buying Glühwein and gingerbread from market stalls while admiring the snowcapped gothic architecture
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Do I pass yet???????????
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>>8536267
I dont know what those are so probably not no.

>>8536270
Thanks bae.

>>8536281
I think its hilarious some of them dont own a kettle.
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>>8536352
>I don't know why it doesn't bring the Germans joy :(
because it's awful. it' loud, there's so many people you can barely move and if you do you have to follow the mass. the shops with cute nonsense has been replaced with food and drinks because they make more money. food is expensive and glühwein doesn't taste.
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hi I'm a new trip how are you all
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>>8536387
epic.
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why is it that we have the technology to put man on the moon, but there is STILL no good way to pour out food from the microwave meal into a bowl in the year 2017 without scalding yourself or dropping it all over the side
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Sheen should lose weight
Fat girls are unattractive
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>>8536426
Being fat is not ideal, but tolerable as long as you're not like 20lbs overweight or something

Sheen's not just fat, she's obese
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>>8536387
haven't seen you in a while, where's your avatar?
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>>8536426
>>8536431
Sheen should kill himself
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Guys you are absolutely right. I should lose the pounds and live a healthier life. I have been enlightened, thank you.
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>>8536444
trip on sheen
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>>8536424
Buy an over mitt, place a sticky note next to the device saying how long it should be on for
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>>8536355
Muslims dont have winter holidays
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>>8536454
disgusting
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>>8534577
>i ganked irelia and she's my waifu now
Everything went better than expected : )
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>>8536467
Where I come from, all holidays are winter holidays. Except the 15th of August.
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>>8536525
do they not celebrate the first day of May where you come from?
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>>8536072
me! me! :3
but it's cool
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>>8536525
>not celerating bastille day
wut?>>8536525
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>>8536365
i believe

>>8536343
lol, americans party from thanksgivings and end it on new year's day. it's non atop partying and drinking and fucking and all around degeneracy.

i don't know about germans, but you're sorely mistaken about americans.
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>>8536525
Hi CFH from australia
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>European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker has launched a bitter attack on members of the European Parliament for failing to show up.
>Standing up in almost empty chamber in Strasbourg, he denounced the body as "ridiculous, totally ridiculous".
>Estimating the number of MEPs at around 30, he said it proved that the parliament was "not serious".

What's the matter, Euroweenies? Trouble in paradise?
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>tfw eyes literally involuntarily cross when masturbating

its actually heckin annoying when Im trying to read something. but yea hrt proved anime right.
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Gosh do I love weed. Gosh is America great.
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>>8536563
Weed is disgusting
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>>8536563
yeah weed is great.
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>>8536426
>Fat girls are unattractive
Depends where the fat is.
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>>8536563
its pretty great but makes me ultra shit at video games
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>>8536577
thats the estrogen
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>>8536531
That's in winter. Old joke, you know, we have only two seasons in my forsaken mountains. Winter and the 15th of August.
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>>8536554
Hi. I suppose Christmas is not a winter holiday in Straya. Must feel a bit weird...
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>>8536558
The European "parliament" has always been useless at best. A really expensive and noxious joke. Nothing new here.
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>>8536567
Weed is good for you!

>>8536569
Weed is one of my favorite things, it just makes me so happy~

>>8536577
Dude I know right? Im always like wow I suck at vidya, and smoke another bowl.

>>8536584
Does estrogen actually make you suck at video games?
Like, I could see it, it would explain a lot in my case.
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>>8536594
estrogen made me not like video games, at least not as much. and I thought it mightve just been me getting older, but Ive been off, on, off again, and on again and I can say pretty decisively estrogen makes me not want to play vidya much

also weed is g r o s s
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omg my estrogen levels are still wrong...
but they are close to being optimal female range i guess, 110pgml, close to that 150.
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>>8536593
Hi! Hi!

Quagmire of the day. If I convert a van to an RV, and I bring it to France, I don't get the 6 month tourist exemption. I have to convert it to EU spec in 4 months. Then to bring it back to the US later I have to convert it back before shipping it back.
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>>8536601
Are you self medding? How are things going with your local GIC?
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>>8536577
Speaking of video games, Funcom just relaunched the Secret World as f2p with less emphasis on the mmo aspect. Nice solo rpg for free now. I mean, how many games allow you to both reenact the plagues of Egypt on behalf of Moses, meet Elvis's Japanese son and do maintenance on a soviet era water purification station?
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>>8536606
Hi. Yeah, I was wondering about that. Vehicle registration here is a notoriously stringent process for anything customized.
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>>8536594
I just became like a thing to do for me it doesn't really make me happy anymore.
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>>8536589
Yeah it's gonna be weird, I arrived just after christmas so I haven't experienced it yet

>>8536584
kekk
i have spent way more time exercising and doing responsible shit I guess ever since I stopped repressing

>>8536594
I'm somehow still more competent than the average league player apparently, even though I'm absolutely smashed. I'd probably lose every game in my own elo tho

>>8536609
It does sound like nice and open-ended game for an mmo but I'm too bored of even games I know I like it's hard to try games that I know wont grip me as much
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>>8536596
Yeah, I def feel the same way honestly. I struggle and try to keep playing vidya but the truth is unless the game is something amazing or some sort of unique experience I wont play. I dont inherently enjoy playing vidya in of itself anymore. I was worried it was the same for Tabletop games but I think 40k 7e was just bad, ive enjoyed my 8e games a lot.

And weed is so beautiful, at every point. The plant, the herb, the ground up bud, the smoke, the glassware, the hippies. On top of that, its good for you.

>>8536615
Weed makes me pretty happy, most hallucinogens do thats why I take so many of them. Watching NGE on LSD is euphoric.
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>>8536625
>On top of that, its good for you.
this is what ganja gremlins ACTUALLY believe
>>
Why do people believe in god?
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>>8536625
I think I'll try that too when I feel like I'm ready for it.
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>>8536632
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>>8536607
I was not now tho, now my doctor is sending my values to charring cross and I have an nhs script just barely. Its going okay could be alot worse.
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>>8536620
Lol, Im more competent than most starcraft players but Im far below the platinum player I was as a teenager. Same with 40k, I might make it into invitationals if I get lucky with my pairings at a qualifier but I doubt Id do well at te actual tournament.

Girls are supposed to be bad at games anyway so its cute and I dont care.

>>8536629
Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion, man.

Also CBD lol

>>8536634
Itll take a lot out of you, LSD is pretty heavy and so is NGE. I havent done it in a long time.
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am i ugly irl
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>>8536632
Fear of death, fear of the unknown, their culture demands it, they've been brainwashed to trust faith over reason.
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>>8536650
I watched NGE 3 or 4 times so that shouldn't be a problem but never tried LSD yet.

yeah last time you did it you were thinking about if you should start with the first asuka episode or just normal.
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>>8536649
How long did this take? I've been self medding for a year and they still haven't given me a script.
>>8536654
>>8536654
It's just the last one, you grow up in it and don't know any better. I don't know anyone who is religious specifically because they're scared of death. Also believing in god=/=being religious.
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>>8536609
you would love the movie Bubba Ho Tep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXYvOMTcCnI

the plot is Elvis swapped lives with an Elvis impersonator and for a few years was living the Elvis impersonator life but ended up in a coma and sent to an aged care facility after he broke his hip.
After a mummy goes missing from a museum and whose sarcophagus somehow ends up near the rest home and starts feeding on the life remaining in the patients. Elvis teams up with JFK who has had his appearance changed to that of a black man by the CIA.
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>>8536650
I was diamond in season 3 and 4 league before I quit. In a diamond team too.
>>
Oh wow. Look what I found

http://lostqueenofhoshido.tumblr.com/post/111501343566/cna-student-actually-but-after-cna-going-after

This brings me back.
Been reading my tumblrposts and crying
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>>8536660
Yeah Id drop it and watch happy stuff like MLP for your first time.

>>8536661
I was, so there's a counterpoint. Hope it teaches a lesson about making sweeping generalizations.

>>8536664
I was never that good lol, and Im k with it. That game is so intense. I tried to play it on LSD with my exbf once and we were both so pathetic at it.
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>>8536673
So you grew up in an atheist family and decided to join Christianity one day because you were scared of death?
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>>8536676
Yes, my father was an atheist and my mother was nonreligious. I sought Catholicism out as a teenager for a multitude of comforts it promised. I stopped believing a few years ago after I admitted my actual reasoning to myself.
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>>8536663
The game isn't just comedy. It's mostly serious contemporary occult/light horror. But there's a plethora of cultural references from pop to obscure classical stuff. And silly moments. Like leninist fairies calling a tape recorder magic.
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>>8536661
about 7-9 months i think but I kinda cheated the system by getting a script privately then getting it turned into an nhs script.
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>>8536632
Theres two options as i see it.
You either vest faith in a higher power and go through what limited time you have among us unconcerned with death, confident in yourself to do the right thing and live happily ever after.
Or, you know there's nothing afterwards and you live miserable that this is all there is.
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>>8536702
That's very weak-minded of you Moap.
>>8536706
>private script
Hampshire richfags I swear.
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>>8536613
It isn't the customized at all. It's just plain EU vs US spec emissions and safety. Hopefully I could get and exemption due to it eventually leaving the EU.
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>>8536702
I never believed in the christian god, only reason I went to church was to spend more time with my friends. I did pray a few times to ancient goddesses, though.
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>>8536717
Isn't it possible to find an overlap where it would fit both specs, leaving only the red tape?
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>tfw i cant convince the people i like to bully me, like really seriously pick on me
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>>8536718
The pastor of my church when I was young confirmed me a year early because I asked way to many hard questions.

>>8536721
Many standards overlap nicely, but some emissions and safety ones clash. The EU has different lighting standards from the US & Canada.
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>>8536725
why do you want people you like to bully you

this isn't how friendships work
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>>8536727
Emissions could be complicated. Lighting? Like, switching from yellow bulbs to white ones and adding a third brake light?
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>>8536734
I mean personally I like when guys tease me irl or pick me up and put me place or spank me in public to watch me turn red and stuff idk about you
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>>8536703
bubba ho tep is played straight , the humour comes from the absurdity
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>>8536714
Hey when you lose an argument, resort to insults. Works every time.

>>8536718
There is only one Goddess and her name is Slaanesh.
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>>8536734
I dont know how to explain this. Its not sexual. I just really want people ictrust and adore to tell me I'm worthless, i have no talent, and i should stop trying. Stuff like that.

What's wrong with me
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>>8536639
>>8536654
>>8536707
Faith is believing in God. Religion however, is using God as propganda to either spread an ideology, gain power or spread cultural influence.
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>>8536740
sounda kinda fetishy

>>8536744
the fact that it's NOT sexual makes me even more confused
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>>8536750
>kinda fetishy
I mean its not really that odd. I like male attention, even mischievous attention. idk seems normal to me
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>>8536750
Could be I just really hate myself idk.
Or maybe it makes me feel less stressed to succeed in things because others are telling me theres no chance.
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>>8536737
US vs EU lighting units are different. Headlight patterns are different Signal lights also differ. It will already have a third high mounted taillight. I may add another one in the center but lower. The safety of the third taillight comes from it being in the looking at the center of mass of the vehicle straight ahead. Many taxis in NYC were installing them long before they were required. They reduced the incidence of being tail-ended. I'm hoping because the vehicles I'm am looking at using are both made for the EU and US markets that it will be easier to convert if I'm forced to.

Emissions may be considered to costly due to how much would need to be changed. Thankfully EU and US standards generally do the same things for that size of truck. in fact I think US CARB standards are the most stringent ones. Going to EU would pollute more.
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>>8536714
sorry, it was about 300-350 in total its stupid.
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>>8536754
probably both the second thing sounds like a coping mechanism for hating yourself.
>>
I dyed my hair in seventh grade and my dad was so worried I was a faggot . Dads suck I could have been a girl for ten years now .
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>>8536753
>>8536754
i'm going to write you both a prescription for one boyfriend and hope this cures you
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>>8536761
Yeah, so a bit more complicated...
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I'll never be able to come out to my parents because they're very conservative christian baby boomers who I've personally overheard them multiple times talking about how trannies are just freaks and men in dresses.
lol
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>>8536776
k cool where can I cash this
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>>8536778
transition successfully and show them that you aren't
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>>8536777
I'm looking at the conversion van RV being a place I could live in for a few months at a time. It would also be my mobile studio space for processing the photos I take. I figure after a few years using here in the US, I'd take it over to Europe to travel around for a few years, then ship it back home.
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>>8536784
I...
I will try.
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Sad beeping
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>>8536795
you'll make it, anon.
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>>8536778
Maybe they think differently when they see someone they care about go through it. I feel like my transition changed some attitudes in my family.
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full of food ate too much.
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>>8536790
Not a bad plan. I guess I'm tempted to go on a road sometimes. Getting a motorcycle to make short moves around the van easier?
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>>8536827
>>8536778
I haven't bothered telling anyone who I don't think will be accepting, I just preemptively cut them out of my life instead.
>>
i think im dying
my kidneys or sides hurt and i felt so tired i had to fall down on the floor and rest on my knees with my head to the ground for a minute or so
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>>8536864
probably just trapped gas
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>>8536870
lmfao
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>>8536864
maybe your blood pressure dropped for some reason
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>>8536873
You apparently dont take gas seriously. Well guess what bub what do you think makes your balloons float and your cars vroom. Hard to believe i know but thats gas. No laughing matter.
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my right ass cheek is completely covered in stretch marks
literally it's worse than like a zebras stripes
the left one isn't great too
damn fat deposited there too quickly i guess

is there any fix? will I be doomed to gross people out with my butt forever??
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>check out steam sale
>Sims 3 Franchise for $5!
>get excited and click on it
>it's only the base game that's $5, the DLC is still $99
I AM UPSET
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>>8536906
scars fade
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Time to go in and work at a totally dead store all day for Merica day.
Cookouts are bad for diets anyways...
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>>8536907
I know that feel, Grace

>EU IV for 75% off
>just the vanilla game though, all the DLC is actually £100 at 50% off
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>>8536832
I was thinking of towing a small car. I think I fell asleep there for a bit. A kit car version of one of these would be interesting.
>>
https://clyp.it/2e4n3kyt
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>>8536907
>>8536944
DLC is partly why I quit Total War.
>2007 unlock all the factions by completing the game
>2017 unlock all the factions by paying 5x the game price
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>>8536978
https://youtu.be/8RZFwPtN8Vg
Niggers cant afford DLC, its for the white man.
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>>8536952
If you're taking a car, wouldn't the other way around make more sense? Towing a trailer would probably solve a few complications...
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>>8536992
Hello my fellow hardcore gamer.
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>>8536992
>getting jewed into buying dlc
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>>8536992
Yes goy, be a good white man, buy DLC!
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>>8536992
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>tfw shes taking me to a range for gun shootin.
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>>8537000
I'd be towing the car for something small to drive around an area where I have the RV based. It may be better to put it into a trailer and tow it like that. That trailer could also be a mobile shop for doing art in. With an 8' wide trailer there is even room along the sides of the car for shelving, etc.

I'd love to make an all electric or series hybrid 550 Spyder. Start from one of the kit cars.
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>>8537033
Just make sure she's safe with them.
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>>8537005
>>8537007
Im not saying dlc is good or that you should get em, I havent bought the jew dlc for total war either. But the point is I can afford it lel.
>>8537029
Be a good niggress and go do the dishes, clean the laundry and massage my shoulders bitch and be grateful the white man taught your people how to read and write.
>>8537031
Edgy is a term brainwashed liberals made up.
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>>8537043
No we're going to fire wildly into the air!
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>>8537047
You'll kill someone that way.
>>
>>8537045
there is no point in what you could do if you won't do it anyways.
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>>8536978

Ditto, I can't stand mass DLC releases. I think it's a big part of why I barely play games at all now.

>mfw people tell me to buy Total Warhammer
>>
>>8537047
>>8537055

lebonesewedding.gif
>>
>>8537062
Try pirating it dumbdum
>>
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>>8537088
geeze
why
>>
>>8537088
this could be your bf if you lived in sweden
>>
>>8537088

he's got that 2002 swag
>>
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>>8537055
I'll kill you, nerd
1v1 in Portland. Pistols at noon
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>>8537088
>>
>>8537088
lol
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>>8537243

Not even remotely related to anyone who doesn't spend 9 hours a day going out of their way to get upset at shit on 17 year old kids' tumblr pages.
>>
>>8537251

*relatable
>>
>>8537251
Theres a lot of "Muhpression" here too. Its like a competition sometimes.
>>
>>8537262

not really

stfu retard
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>>8537243
>veteran amputee
>still has limbs
>>
Bf buying me fresh trap stockings and gloves so we can have hot trap sex on my aunts yacht, did i mention were having steak, lobster, and champagne?
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>>8537288
You should have gone to Specsavers.
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>>8537088
Lmao that's Cartman?
Things make a lot more sense now
>>8537297
Remember when you'd tell people to kill themselves for flaunting their wealth?
>>
>>8537297
who cares youre just going to smother it all in ketchup
>>
>>8537303
kayla thinks shes getting back at everyone
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>>8537304
Bf insists no sauce on my steak and hes only serving it rare ;_;
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>>8537303
I don't like the show about talking gems

I find humans being friends with aliens offensive
>>
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>>8537315
you'll do it anyway to make him mad for fun

>>8537301
i'm not flying to europe just to renew my prescription
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>>8537315
thought kayla was ok untill ketchup steak
almost as bad as my sister that ate EVERYMeal with ketchup or pickles.
EVERYMEAL
>>
https://clyp.it/p2shr1jg
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>>8537332
Ketchup is the haram condiment, most condiments are
>>8537326
Sometimes they're more than friends
>>8537315
Rare and medium rare are the only proper ways to cook a steak desu
>>
>>8537354
i have accepted that im daddys little agp trap mtf gf destined to consume all of daddys seed but ketchup lovers do not deserve cum.
if you like ketchup he should just squirt some in your mouth instead of his cum
>>
>>8537356
>those giant hands
i don't know who that pointy-nosed guy is, but he doesn't pass at all
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>>8537354
Nice voice
>>
>tfw you're too lazy to type out your trip

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K6Lz2K1tUB
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>>8537390
You should post your voice too, Coffee. I want to hear your Dutch accent and quite possibly make fun of it too.
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>>8537402
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me on my transition
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>>8537410
I tried to be nice, Swampie. Not very hard, but I still tried. Well, actually I didn't try at all.

Gonna give you some real mean (you)s in the future.
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>>8537431
>
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>>8537434
hugg coffee
>>
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>>8537437
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aa8vqZ2lSu
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bsX9eNCzzz
i sung someone happy birthday :c

I hate my boy voice
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Kek the grumpy snail
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>>8537472
>>8537400
>>8537354
criminally cute voices
>>
i got to jog for 5 minutes in my 1st run today.
i feel so good >ω<
>>
>>8537642
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>>8537400
https://clyp.it/qkzw2cjj
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>>8537649
>19 images early
bexe why
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>>8537561
how is mine
https://clyp.it/ltujdl1i
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>>8537653
page 9 is a disgrace and i was expecting it to die faster

i'm sorry but we have to kill this thread now
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>>8537654
hey grace
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My hips hurt

0.0
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>>8538110
yea, that happens sometimes
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>>8538110
I want my hips to hurt desu
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