Gay General - Wild and forever free Edition

shoulder length hair or nah

>tfw no bf and no platonic gay friends

The closest thing to gay culture in my life is RPDR. I'm too spergy to go to clubs and I've never been to Pride. Dating apps are far out of my comfort zone. I just want some legbutt friends.

How do I overcome this trepidation?

>>8533608
We're already friends anon. Remember that time you put your dick inside me as a friend that was fun.

>>8533541

Go with medium length.

>>8533608

You have to force yourself to do things you normally wouldn't do. It's tough but you can do it anon. Take baby steps.

did y'all see that video where the 'straight' guy spergs out at rupauls drag race because it's not feminist appropriate

>>8533722
>Go with medium length.
Which is?

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>>8533704
>>8533722
>You have to force yourself to do things you normally wouldn't do
this pretty much but god it's difficult

>>8533730
half way between shoulder and short?

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>>8533745
idk ill just put a bowl on my head and cut around it

>>8533517
I'm Irish and used to work and live in England, English culture is infinitely more similar to Australian and American culture than it is to french "culture"
I don't even know why I'm responding to you, France is a dead meme

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>that tfw when you have severe daddy issues

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8533993
I'd like a refund pls

Do any of you guys watch disney movies and dream of sweeping someone off their feet? I know there are a decent amount of guys who fantasize about being princesses, but does anyone like to think of themselves as a prince?

>>8534020
You know that scene in the lion king? The betrayal? Yeah I imagine myself as Scar but instead Mufasa pulls me down with him. I also relate a lot to Hades.

But overall no.

>>8533993
What the hell, why did they both fall down?

>>8533530
>FFXIV OP
LET THE REVELS BEGIN

>>8534049
wat

>>8534054
The OP pic is from FFXIV

>>8534060
I know, there's a giant watermark
Rather it was a wat about your comment

>>8534064
It's just what Susano says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0IN3kQBtjA

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>>8533993
If it makes the slightest bit of difference
>failing that, do a flip faggot

>>8534020
used to a little and then I died inside

>>8534078
Ah, the fight looks bretty gud desu

>>8534020
>dream of sweeping someone off their feet?

Tried. Failed. They literally said they did not want or need a white knight.

I guess it might have been different if I had model looks and a 10 inch dick.

>>8534092
You don't need model looks or a 10 inch dick. Just the ability to know when you're flirting with a bitch.

I really need to get over this crush I have for 1 year
so I think I'm gonna fuck this "bear" (more like a regular fatass): what should I expect besides disgust?

>>8534100

Oh he was a bitch alright. Wasn't grateful for a single fucking thing. A legion of people to spare him from every last little thing, and he resented nearly every one of them. I couldn't fathom what must go through the mind of someone like that.

I guess when you have everyone's attention, the attention of any one person becomes nearly meaningless.

>>8534117
Expect to do all the work. Expect to feel like you've wasted your time.

>>8533608
Next season of the show go to a nearby gay bar for the premiere viewing party. I first went last season and we already had that in common and now I'm pretty regular there

>>8533754
>Do you know columbine and Sandy hook?
>Say no more

>>8534135
pls dont bully me its an easy to maintain look that's v trendy right now

>>8534121
Bright side, you're now free from that bitch. But I'm sure you're not totally over them because that company was worth something to you. You'll find another m8ty

>>8534117
why do you have a crush on them if you think they're a fatass?

>>8534140
I don't bother with styles or anything, who am I trying to impress?
I just get a short back and sides every 6 months or so and be done with it

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>>8534167
this is pretty much where my hair is at and it's a constant struggle of wanting to just go fully shaved or not touching it at all

I'm not fat but the only men that find me attractive are. I feel like I have to br completely jacked to get a guy that is mediocre and not fat,all because I'm bald.

>>8533993
what's your problem dude? tell me about it, i'm curious

if you don't wanna at least tell me wtf is going on in that gif, the suicide, the weird falling to the floor, rolling up of the tshirt, i'm confused

if someone wants to kiss you after eating your ass what do you do?
i told a guy to go wash his mouth once, am i autistic?

>>8534212
you talk a lot of shit so what's the difference between the holes sis

>>8534122
sorry I wasn't clear
>have a crush on qt guy
>got rejected/friendzoned
>can't get over it
>decide to shaming myself by fucking anyone asap because I'm tired of thinking about qt crush
>pick a bear because it's easy
..sounds like a good plan, r-r-right?

>>8534242
sounds awful and like it'll make you want to get super desperate over the qt guy but ok

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What is everyone up to? Anyone want to talk about stuff?

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>>8534205
>what's your problem dude?
Major depressive disorder kind of sucks. You get irrationally sad. Crying-tier sad because you dwell on sad shit.

It doesn't help that I'm old(er) and have plenty of stuff to regret. I've failed to achieve what I wanted in life and I'm not fucking 18 or 20 anymore. I'm too old to change. Too old to go get back the last decade of wasted time. I have lived alone for the last 13 years, and while I've had to adapt to try and stabilize my self-esteem through being self-actualized, having zero validation from anyone in my day-to-day life is punishing after a while.

That's only going to become less likely as time goes on.

So how long would you tolerate it? How hard would you work to change it? I put forth a lot of effort in the last few years - trying to make a life worth living. None of it's worked. I spent the greater part of a year passionately chasing someone, and every effort failed. I have cast off or liquidated nearly 80% of my possessions, but I'm just as far from moving out of my living situation as I was when I started.

I'm old. I'm stuck. I can't move on. I can't change for the better anymore, and I'm sick of putting forth a life's effort only to fail. The depression is just the fucking blizzard while I'm trying to climb up this mountain. Sometimes it's nothing. Sometimes it's paralyzing. I'm very tired of losing ground when it decides to stir up.

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>>8534020
When I dream of living a Disney life I end up like this guy

>>8534266
weatherperiod is trash

>>8534267
ok werk

>>8534281

Weatherperiod??

>>8534266
Your game has terrible healers.

Both in terms of design and the personality of the people who play them

>>8534291

You don't have to tell me that, I already know it.

>>8534273
BE MINE OR YOU WILL BUUUUUURN

>>8534288
stormblood

Went to the mall and got heightmogged so fuckin hard

>>8534306

Oh okay I didn't know what you meant lol

>>8534308
>5'11" is THE worst height. Too short to ever have a chance with women, too tall to give up hope.
is this u

>>8534267
put your trip back Delta

>>8534314
Even delta isn't that abysmal desu

>>8534311
5'10"

Most of the teenagers were my height

>>8534334
1 inch taller than you and im constantly surrounded by either giants or midgets
I dont know what they put in the water

>>8534301
I got like 8 versions of that song.

.......is being still virgin after 27yo a redflag or not?
asking for a friend
(because this friend is always ghosted as soon he mentioned he's not experienced at all and it's quite irritating)

>>8534384
not personally, it's pretty qt but if you're on grindr/hookup apps, yeah it can be for some

>>8534314
wasn't me
>but that anons not all that different I'll give you that

>>8534384
>virgin after 27yo
It would cause some questions, but there's far worse out there.

>>8534078

Just cleared it last night, easy fight, but a lot of people fail to pay attention around 40% and below and end up wiping the group

>>8534426
>a lot of people fail to pay attention around 40% and below and end up wiping the group
nearly all major dungeons, fractals, raids, group content.

>>8534429

Yeah that's a given, but really all this fight boils down to is pay attention. I've seen way too many dps get marked with purple lightning marker, don't even move to the other side, then hit the entire raid with an AoE. Then when mechanics come a lot at one time people either start panicking or tunnel visioning and ge the rest of the raid killed.

>>8534341
Where are you

>>8534384
some of us are ugly, shy or socially inept
or a mixture of the three...

>>8534436
Kanata

>>8534435
Pretty much. Attention is such a limited resource when it comes to mmos even in games where people are literally paying for their game time. Even a full 30 second window to dodging a one-hit-kill and people still fuck it up if the fight has gone on longer than 3 minutes.

>>8534452

Yeah the annoying thing was I joined a group last night, we cleared it in one shot with ease, then we tried to clear it again and people started failing mechanics at the 40% mark, don't know what happened, the first run was smooth as butter.

>>8534456
That's when I move onto solo content, so much better than to just force it when the group has all checked out.

>>8534384
>>8534447
This ia me except I have gyno and I'm 22

>>8534311
>6'7 in 3 inch heels
>fml

>talking to guy
>sex comes up
>he says he's a bottom
>I say me too but we can work it out
>he says he can't date anyone who isn't a devoted top
more nights of masturbation~

>>8534732
>>I say me too but we can work it out
wish there were more bottoms like you

>>8534754
My general goal is just pleasure, and I can please a bottom just as well as I can a top. We don't even have to have anal, you'll still leave fulfilled.

>>8534732
>tfw your problem is the opposite

But I guess like you said in your other post it doesn't have to lead to sex.

>>8534771
I'm of the idea that there can be no such thing as a devoted top who can please as good as one who has bottomed at some point

>>8534384

Red flag for hookups (nobody wants poopdick), yellow flag for dating

I find that virgins have a lot of self-hatred and hangups, but then the only virgins I know are from 4chan so there may be some selection bias there

>>8534790
The opposite being you keep bumping into tops wanting exclusive bots?

>>8534793
Potentially but I haven't done any rigorous studies comparing!

>>8534806
>like a friend of mine for a while
>find out he likes me too
>both start fooling around kind of
>feels weird to call him my boyfriend because we've been friends for so long but I guess he is
>start getting close to having sex
>find out he doesn't like/is not interested in being on the bottom
>I don't want to get fucked in the ass because it seems embarrassing

That's more my situation.

>>8534806
sounds like you could use a study partner

>>8534825
Hopefully you two didn't stop the fun there, plenty to do without anal! At least until you two work up to it if you desire.

>>8534835
Whenever you stop by Toronto, come find this analyst.

>>8534850
I'm actually in Mississauga

>>8534850
Yeah, we've been doing other stuff. It's not that I don't like it, but I just get really embarrassed. I'm worried that I'm going to make a weird noise or a stupid face. Especially because he likes to look at me while we're fooling around. He swears I don't but it still bothers me enough that I have a hard time relaxing sometimes.

>>8534904
>weird noise or a stupid face
sounds adorable and sexy

ive rarely been to the gym but ive lifted at home for four years or so.

are there cutie twinks at the gym?

>>8534924
He says he really likes it because it's so different from how I normally am and thinks the faces I make are "cute". But it still makes me feel self conscious and like I sound like some kind of fucking girl or something. It doesn't help that he can figure out my weak points like it's nothing.

>>8534175
You should probably do your best to be jacked, bald or not.

>>8534988
>sound like some kind of fucking girl
have you ever tried barking or growling to cover up your moans?

>>8534308
>mogged
Pls stop this shitty meme.

>>8534308
I'm 6'4 and love when shorties try to climb this red wood

>>8534997
I'm not that stupid. He promised me I don't sound like one, so I guess I just feel that way because I'm not used to it.

Mostly I just try to cover my mouth or face. The first time we ever did anything beyond kissing together I actually tried to cover his eyes instead because he was looking at me with this mushed out expression and it made me embarrassed. It was dumb as fuck for me to do but he told me it was cute anyway.

>>8534904
>I'm worried that I'm going to make a weird noise or a stupid face.
I love a bottom that makes weird noises and stupid faces. Knowing a guy can't control himself because of my cock is a huge turn on.

>>8535021
>Tfw 6'3" manlet
What's it like being tall?

>>8535048
That's adorable.

>>8535048
It really is

>>8535048
desu it's all fun and games until he stops stuffing you to reassure your consent because he thinks you moving around so much and groaning = rape

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>You will never get a bf into fisting

>>8535107
>ftw you will never have a bf that wants to get fisted

>>8535013
Ain't a meme. Being short is a punishment.

>>8535192
how about being short and punished?

>>8535048
We haven't gotten to the sex part yet, but even just reacting at all is embarrassing.

>>8535095
Something kind of like this happened to me once. He touched one of my nipples and I spazzed out so bad he thought I was freaking out and uncomfortable.

>>8535203
Pusspunched?
Knuckles bruising my prostate?

>>8535240
sounds excellent

>>8535107
>you will never find a naturally androgynous transphobic boy you can force to wear skirts for you

>>8534805
Anyone that didn't have sex in highschool gets shit on for the rest of their life by those who did. Goal posts get moved and people find ways to put you back down. I have seen a lot of this. Me personally. I didn't get to date around in my teens or early 20s. I'm 27 only had one bf that didn't want sex with me. Now I'm past my prime and even though I'm not fat or even overweight the only people that show interest in my area are obese slobs some of which are just prison gay. I am planning to die in a few months if I can't prove that this life is worth living.

>there will never be as interesting healers in an online game as there were in Rift which is deader than my father's interest in me

Tonight was a great night

>Get a great susano ex farm group, people paying attention most of the time, no real issues
>Second to last run weapon I need drops and so does the wolf mount, end up winning both

>>8535420
Come sit in daddys lap. I'll give you a 1-up.

>>8535291

Not really, it's pretty common among homos to not have sex in high school


>>8535473

More like a 6 up if you know what I mean

>>8535499
frozen or cars underwear?

>>8535499
But gays are all promiscuous. If you don't get sex as a gay man you must be shit. Younger gays talk that kind of shit too.

>>8535567

what

>>8535584

Sounds like some shit made up by a lonely autist desu

>>8535601
cars it is

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>even in my lies i refused to give up in despair

>>8535610

what are you 10

>>8535617
are you~? >.>

>>8534943
Lots in my experience. But they're all hs aged.

>>8535627

pedo pls go

>>8535601
Did it go over your head? Those are the kind of things people say to me if they find out I have not had sex.

>>8535649

so super made up then

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>>8535291
>I am planning to die in a few months if I can't prove that this life is worth living.

Wow, are you me?

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>>8535640
W-whats a pedo?

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i wanna fuck bowser

thats not furry fight me

>>8535671
What compels barafags?

>>8535671
you and me both

>>8535675

daddy's cummies

>>8535653
It must be nice being so naive that anything that doesn't conform to your world view doesn't exist.

>>8535733

Post some receipts of 20 year olds telling you they won't have sex with you because you didn't have sex in high school hunty

>>8535735
I didn't get to date in my teens and early 20s. I live in the bible belt and didn't come out until 22 then spent the next 5 years taking care of my nephew because my sister was a piece of shit drug addict. When guys see my age they assume I am experienced and start asking questions. Inevitably they find out and lose interest. Straight people just poke and prod because they want to compare sex lives. In general most people justify their existence by shitting on others hence the existence of slut and virgin shaming. Of course it doesn't end there either.
In fitness either they are dyel or cheating juicers.
In video game its scrubs or no lifers.
In sex it is slut or virgin.
In finance it is greedy or poor.

>>8535779

So I was right huh

>>8535789
Nope. Gay men have said to me directly that something must be wrong with me since I haven't had sex.

>>8535208
>He touched one of my nipples and I spazzed out so bad he thought I was freaking out and uncomfortable.

adorable :3c

>>8534020
Only literally every day. Tfw no Belle.

>>8535851
With the existence of Grindr there is

>>8535977
Not everyone likes casual hookups

>>8535982
Less people like being 20 year old virgins

>>8535985
Why do people think sex with unattractive strangers is worth anything at all?

>>8535994
Even if they are attractive it doesn't really do anything for me, I'd rather just masturbate

>make a Grindr
>flooded with messages
>creepy old dudes who won't stop messaging me
>won't stop messaging me asking me to talk to him and making weird offers
>multiple people messaging me that are copying my display name

Holy shit.

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>>8534174
Cut it if you want but you'll be doing yourself a disservice.

>>8534121
He wanted to be treated like shit

>>8535658

Go back to discord with this forced meme bullshit.

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>Has dildo with suction cup
>Fleshlight
>Can fist own ass
>Dick long enough to finish off inside my own ass and cum
Have I reached the final stage of masterbation?

>>8535281
>transphobic
As in, he hates trans people or as in he fears being trans?

>>8536432
Have you learned how to have several consecutive dry orgasms?

>>8536478
I am on my way.
I've been able to orgasm while limp, and cum 3 times in a row without pause. Also I have a lot of dry orgasms, although with breaks between. I am able to keep a steady 8 to 12 in a day.

>>8536481
Sounds fun.

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this is fez from that 70s show

>>8536495
It is.
Honestly at this point I'd need a turbohorny bf with degenerate kinks including fisting and pegging.

Last bf was vanilla and had a low libido.

>>8536549
Fucking ew.
Like how the fuck do you get to the stage where you even need a dildo?
Like I don't get how so many of you are into extreme masturbation.
Masturbations something you do when you're bored to Cum
Go the fuck outside and get laid.
Ugh

>>8536561
Enjoy your aids and long sexual history that will scare away any proper bf material
lol

>>8536565
Proper bf material would have had sex with lots of different people.
Us normal people want to fuck someone with experience, not virgins who think a dildo is anything like the real thing.
Seriously, go outside.

>>8536576
If you could read, you would see I have had a boyfriend.
I also lost my virginity at 15, and been active.
I just found masterbation to be sexually satisfying and went all in, all the vanilla dudes I was with made me bored.

>>8536582
Then stop meeting boring fucks who don't know how to fuck.
It's really not difficult to find someone who's good at sex.
Maybe try not putting people off by questioning their sexual history and judging them if they actually have a good sex life.

>>8533608
go to pride.
whole new world

is it possible to get through a gaygen without someone arguing about virginity

guess we'll have to find out next week

>>8536626
t. Someone who has several STD's as in denial

>>8536631
does frottage to the point of orgasm count as losing virginity?

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>>8536549
>pegging
Why? So you can make him fuck you while his dick stays hard and untouched? Why? So you can lock his big dick in a chastity and watch it strain and leak like a faucet while you force him to make you orgasm through your ass alone countless times? So you can take two dicks when you feel he's been a good boy? So you can strap it to his mouth so you can ride it in a 69 position while you edge him with your mouth? Why would you need a strap-on anononon?

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>>8536523
and?
Are we suppose to be impressed or something?

>>8536077
I tried it and deleted it within 3 days for that reason.

Fucking christ.

>>8536908
>>8536077
China owns Grindr now. I expect as much from such filthy apps I don't know why you didn't expect this to happen.

>>8536920
people keep using grindr expecting some supreme clean experience
like no its about sex of course it's dirty as fuck lmao

Daily reminder tranny scum run half this board.

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>>8536934
It's all fucking dirty. Only thing remotely innocent I've seen is Ok Cupid, but I haven't been in the dating scene in 4 years so I wouldn't know how things are now for you guys.

>>8535779
Dude, I think you're just arguing with feelgood. Same autist that always bitches about virgins because he thinks it's as easy for everyone to get laid like it was for him at 17 after a pride parade in london. It's been apparent for a long time now that he has a brain disorder that stunts any sense of comprehending empathy or cognitive bias.

>just want a big burly bear to fuck my cub butt and snuggle me as we fall asleep together

Why does life have to hurt so much?

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>>8536561
>Ugh
>>8536565
>lol

>>8537022
Become what you expect

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>>8537022
>fuck my cub butt
>Cub
Just lose the weight m8. Even bears don't want to fuck a fatty.

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>>8537032
Well, I wouldn't say that. Depends on how fat. I'd fuck a chubby guy if he had some muscle too and hairy is always the best bet to get me aroused. Not everyone is as prude anti-fat as you. Of course obese men are really disgusting, but some chub isn't bad.

>>8537022
SCRUFF

>>8537004
His way if thinking is quite common.

>just want a big burly bear to fuck my twink butt and snuggle me as we fall asleep

>>8536971
>half this board.
it's like 90% lmao

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>>8537050
i thought his knee was a butt at first

>>8537187
science has gone too far

I can't stop taking photos of hot guys in the gym's shower what do

>>8537187
me too >__>

>>8537204
stop doing it before you get caught and put on a register

>>8537473
>tfw you secretly want to be put on a register because then it would mean that you exist

shaving daily just to not look like a homeless man is agonizing desu

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonsdogma/images/3/32/Into_Free_Song.ogg

Thoughts on this song?

>>8537629
vomit inducing

>>8537636
And you sound like a fag.

>>8537640
you figured that one out real quick weeb sherlock holmes now figure out where your dick went

>>8537652
t. gay fag

>>8537660
fag3
post more mediocre songs babe

>>8537666
Get out of my thread fag.

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Daily reminder: to have your bf wear a condom when he fucks y-

Oh...

>>8538192
this wasn't even funny the first time you posted it.
please stahp.

Why are you all crazy?

>>8538291
Because you don't love me or give me enough attention any more.

I want to be a twink so badly.....

>>8538291
Majority of the posters still left on this board are full on mental patients. Why would anyone relatively sane still stick around, especially LGB, on a board dedicated almost entirely to trannies and their worldview?
You'll probably find old gaygen posters still whoring themselves out but this time on reddit.

>>8539265
Then be a twink. Problem solved.

>>8539276
I'm a fatass though

Last night my long standing femboy friend who's been crushing on me for months finally converted me

I got drunk and a party with him and he got flirty and I liked it and he took me to the bedroom and sucked my dick, I couldent fight it, we started kissing, took our shirts off and even some girl wondered in and saw us so now I'm officially gay. We went back to mine together and spent the night and can't believe I didn't give in sooner.

>>8539279
Lose weight. You've gotta want it.

My bar is at capacity because of fat straight women.

Now I have to go to the creepy chaser bar instead

>>8539337
Fucking bitches. Gay bars should charge women exorbitant cover

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>>8538427

>>8539437
DO NOT bully true miss congie

>>8539439
*****miss fan favorite

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>>8539448

>>8539455
Farrah was too pure for TV

>tfw you're only gay because your afraid of woman

Hell im afraid of fem gays too, hence why my bf is a masculine serious guy

>>8534174
>that pic

E6

>>8539275
>le trannies are the problem

Legbutt has sucked ass since back when it was still on /him/.

>>8541004
>/him/

Autocuntrekt is really going full retard

>>8541004
>le
>Legbutt
Point proven.

>>8541011

I'm not trans-anything, you're just anal.

>>8539275
The trannies are awesome.
Leave them alone.
It's sad that even in the gay general you still bitch about trannies even though they couldn't care less about you.
Maybe if the faggots on here weren't so fucking boring the board wouldn't be predominately trannies.
The gay generals would be a lot more active if the repulsive self-loathing, sexist, racist, homophobic virgins just fucked off.

>Tfw too fucked up to ever have a relationship
Feels lonely.

Anyone remember that male model boy from like 2012-2013-ish?

He was like French or something. Relatively short hair, but still kind of androgynous. Slightly swoopy hair style. Really, really skinny.

>>8541151

Forgot to mention - white-haired or bleachy blond.

>>8537187
Yep

i still live with my mom and i want to stick shit inside my ass for some masturbation, the problem is i cant buy a dildo because they are big and i would have nowhere to hide it.
what are some household objects i can stick inside my ass when im feeling horny?
tried my fingers, i dont feel my prostate or shit at all

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>>8541220

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>>8541122
same

>>8541220
>nowhere to hide it
>assuming your mother snoops through your stuff
just get one and put it at the back of a drawer or something

>>8541252

Tbh his mother probably does snoop through his stuff.

>>8541220
Put it under your mattress or something. If your mom is snooping through that hard, you have other problems.

>>8541252
>>8541256
>>8541259
mother doesnt, cleaning lady does, when she cleans she practically makes the room again

>>8541122
I'm fucked up too. I hate intimacy and can't cuddle.
Guys will just force themselves on you and into a relationship if you meet them for sex.
The problem is you'll probably push them away and sabotage the relationship in the end.
It's best to remain lonely.
You probably have a personality disorder.

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I need money fast.
Can I whore myself out on Grindr somehow?
Not even for a lot of money.
Would I be able to make money by being open to any kink and age?

>>8541309

Probably.

Not sure I'd go with Grindr, but other sites are probably mostly pretty dry now.

How old are you, though?

>>8541312
19

>>8541315

Ah, yeah.

Do you already have a Grindr profile?
Be open to any kink and age, yer. Also open profiles on Manhunt, Adam4Adam, and... uh... I guess Squirt. Can't vouch for Squirt, though.

If you're down to, post an ad on CL, too. Say you like older (at your age this covers a lot of territory, really) and are open to anything.

Report back to us. Or don't. But if you leave the profiles open, you should get a healthy bombardment. Won't guarantee it, but if you don't then I guess that just says a bit about how dire the OG sites are now.

>>8541309
Just go on grindr and ignore guys until they offer you money.
You don't have to be open to anything, they will pay you £80 to suck your dick.
Probably more because you're 19.
Unless you're really really unattractive.

>>8541309
However if you actually have a soul prostitution is incredibly uncomfortable and you may feel guilty about taking cash from someone for something you'd let other people do for free.
You may also feel pressured to do things you wouldn't do without money being involved.
I would shugest volunteering for scientific testing instead. It's a lot more lucrative and I think less soul destroying.

>>8541339
When I say volunteering I actually mean signing up for.

>>8541339
>if you actually have a soul prostitution is incredibly uncomfortable
Don't generalize your hangups.

>>8541325
Ill check those sites out.
and sure Ill report back

>>8541334
I've never been offered money on grindr. The only thing near Ive tried is a guy willing to pay for transport.
And I'd say im an average 5/10

I feel like the way to do it would be having a profile open where I say im into older guys and ready for anything. But I feel like asking for money outright on the profile would not work.

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>>8541220

>>8541375
>asking for money outright on the profile would not work
you could be reported & banned

>>8541375
My profile didn't say I liked older guys or that I'm into kinky shit.
The guy simply kept messaging me when I was at my friends house until I responded.
Sent an uber to pick me up and sucked me off.
Gave me money and spent hundreds on drugs.
I ended up letting him rim me even though I don't like it simply because he gave me money. This is where I'm saying the cash might pressure you into doing shit you're not comfortable with.
He messaged me again the other week and I met him in 2015.
Another guy paid me just to give me head too.
You really don't have to specify anything, they just have to be attracted to you.
I've had a guy message me asking to pay me a lot of money to beat him up, I wouldn't go there.

>>8541375
>im an average 5/10

do you really think people are going to pay to be with a 5/10?

>>8541474

He's 19, so yeah they probably would.

>be me
>find out you're gay at 12, but hide it b/c christian parents/upbringing
>get so good at hiding it that you wind up believing it
>be 18, new at college, meet a guy you find out is gay that you really like but that's a sin, so whatever
>actually have the audacity to say the same bible bullshit to this friend
>friend doesnt like it, but everyone is a reasonable person and loves each others company so it blows over shortly
>be 20, trying to date a woman but cant
>at this point, friend from 18 stops talking to you for reasons beyond you
>losing that friendship is literally building a pit in your soul
>girl literally invites you over to her house for "tea", but you don't understand the drift and proceed to actually drink tea at her house and get shown the door an hour later.
>realize something here is wrong after a while
>remembering being 12
>push it away for a couple of months, there's work to be done with college
>being a purveyor of fine architecture and a night owl in a big city, night walks are your thing, so is caffeine, so you go to the 24/7 coffee shop for fuel
>coffeeshop is in the alternative part of town

cont. in next post

>>8541514

>while walking to it, you end up meeting a couple gay dudes, one of them really starts to interest you
>looks like a cuter version of napoleon dynamite's brother, same interest in very odd music as well
>start getting really anxious, uncomfortable, jumpy, and aroused all at the same time
>all of the shit you thought about 2 months ago is now resurfacing as well
>nope.jpg
>cut the conversation short and you get the fuck out, you have the dudes number though
>want to get back home so bad you actually hail a cab
>on the way home, you realize you may have just missed a golden opportunity to know once and for all if you are gay or not, and if it turns out you are gay (which is a very good possibility by now)
>start crying in the cab, actually get good advice from the cab driver and try to call him
>no answer
>next day, actually talk to him and start crying to him too, apologizing for being figid the other night and everything
>dude knows im obviously lonely as hell and he thought i was cute too so we got to know each other better
>suddennly, dude is not returning your calls
>3 days pass, think he died or hated me now or something
>dude actually got kidnapped and raped for 3 days, went into huge panic attack mode and got shipped off to a psych hospital nearby his family in florida
>nothing you can do about it besides wish you had never called that cab, maybe things would have been different, maybe you would have been there (and your physical appearance is foreboding to attackers)
>after a fit of depression, you try to start from where you left off on this topic
>decide to experiment, so you go to craigslist and you found a quick fuck
>experiment was a success (well this explains a lot lol)
>with empirical proof that you are gay, you proceed to come out of the closet and everything else

>>8541521
>try to put your feelers out there for people who may be interested
>person who is interested is literally a gangbanger who was (allegedly) getting out of the game and sticking more with graffiti
>pretty cute, bad boy vibe, was a good person at heart
>turns into a 1 year goddamn mistake, steals your shit and almost manages to ruin your life
>somewhere in that time period your friend from 18 is talking to you again, and you're 22 now so that was about 2 years
>not mad, just glad he's back (had a similar experience with another friend, much longer story)
>get back to being good friends again, but then you realize something
>you remember this guy being gay or having gay tendencies
>you remember the ammount of talking you would do with him about anything
>the music you both love
>the movies you both love
>the copious ammounts of marijuana you would blaze together
>start trying to hint that possibly you may have feelings for him
>he then is either too humble, not cognizent of the situatuon, or genuinely not interested, and the latter seems unlikely
>on one hand, he's been something of a role model to you and you two are almost the perfect types of people to bounce new ideas off of each other, like a real dynamic duo, and you dont want to break that

>>8541531

>on the other hand, you are starting to realize a lot of that may have just been attraction you have been hiding in the closet
>no way to handle it besides wait for a perfect moment. no hastiness, no intricate planning, just time.
>actually gets involved with a passing transvestite male from what i hear a couple of years later
> during that period of time, the time that my friend and i got to spend with each other waned, almost as if this person he was dating was basically pushing all friendly contacts on the net out
>dont really talk that much anymore. things in your heart are so bad now that you cant even force yourself to try to talk to him, knowing you wouldnt have much to say either than a long confessio to someone you know is taken, and you respect their actions and dont want to ruin what they have either.

So, if you are this friend mentioned when i was 18, then i apologize for all this here but i love you man and nothing is ever going to change that.
Otherwise, what do, /lgbt/? Have your paths been onset by such pain and misery? How do you cope with this? I unno, cant sleep right now, sad songs looping in my head and shit. Advice would be pretty dope too.

I gave myself a list of goals to achieve to prove whether or not my life was worth living and if I'm just a failure as a person.
Start working
Lose weight
Start driving
Go on a date with someone attractive.
I have a month left until my deadline and have only done the first 2 I can probably get a car soon but chances of finding a decent man any time soon is very close to zero.

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>>8541521
>napoleon dynamite's brother
>jumpy, and aroused

this place is literally hell

>>8541536
just move on

>>8541554
Hey guy, I know it's easier giving advice than actually doing it.
But I've been told to do SMART goals.
Small achievable goals.
Setting yourself unrealistic goals you won't achieve makes you feel bad.
Set a small goal and achieve it and you'll feel better and eventually achieve the bigger goal.
That's the theory anyway.
Good luck.

>>8541649
None of my goals are big. The biggest one is getting a date with someone attractive. All a guy has to be is not fat,deformed or filthy. Is that really such a tall order when I already fit that description?

>>8541660
Stop beating yourself up. All of those things are hard depending on a lot of circumstances.
Where you live, your mental health, your income, your emotional state.
21 is so young.
I know it feels like you're old, you look at instagram and see people younger than you with amazing lives. You know people your age who live the life you wish you had.
But as hard as it is don't compare yourself to other people.
You have your own issues as to why you are where you are in life, and beating yourself up for it is going to make you worse.
I'd recommend talking to someone about what you're going through. Reading books and genuinely doing things you enjoy, even if they're nerdy.
Don't let societies expectations dictate how you feel about yourself.
Honestly there are so many people in your position and the moment you realise you're not that abnormal, it's liberating.
Just do you, boo.
Good luck.

>tfw really sensitive penis so barely ever wash it with soap
>tfw cute boys clean it instead for you

>>8541660
Wow.
What are you doing wrong?

>>8541686
The glans doesn't need soap, just temperate water gently applied.

>>8541681
Where did you get the idea that I am 21?
I will be 28 in a month.

>>8541709
The smegma around the dickhead doesn't really go away from water though, not all of it. Unless I should just keep pouring water over it?
And, water has to be perfect temperature as well to avoid discomfort. Uncut.

>>8541708
I'm nearly 28,bald and can't go to the gay clubs very often as they are an hour away and I would be going by myself.

>>8541715
Oh I read "first 2 1" as 21.
Still even at 28 there are reasons you are the way you are.
And you need help addressing them.

>>8541721
>Unless I should just keep pouring water over it?
Try it and see if that or soap is gentlest.

>Uncut.
Then your glans will be even more delicate.

>>8541721
>>8541686
Sweet Jesus, I can smell it from here!
Wash it, Mary!

>>8541721
what's wrong with you: I'm uncut & every morning use only lukewarm water from my shower head (and eventually fingers to gently scrap dried cum and stuff)...

>>8541760
>tfw intact and get no smegma
what's going on?!

>>8541739
I spent pretty much my entire adult life taking care of others. I didn't come out until 22 only had one bf no sex. I spent my early 20s taking care of my nephew because his mother was a worthless drug addict. When he started school and I was no longer needed I was guilt tripped into helping renovate a house my parents bought to turn into a rental property,fell of the roof when it started raining and smashed my leg and couldn't walk for several months. After I recovered enough I started job hunting again and after a few months got a job in a deli. That brings us to now.

>>8541781
>scraping the glans with fingernails

what's wrong with you

>>8541749
Thanks bud. Guess cute boys will have to do without my smegma from now on.
>>8541760
Isn't its smell a turnon though?
>>8541781
It was sensitive originally and it's even more sensitive now that some guy JUST it up a few years ago. It hasn't healed. Do all cheese come off easy for you?

>>8541786
Low test, I think it's from precum leaking when you're horny all day.

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>>8541220
https://www.amazon.com/MINTCRAFT-Toilet-Plunger-Handle-6-Inch/dp/B003484KU6

>>8541869
>>8541220
smaller version
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>>8541811
*with the pulp of my fingers duh
>>8541847
I'm sensitive too but I manage to always take care of cheese every time. Once it is cleaned, it's easier to achieve regular cleanliness.
And if it hasn't healed, talk to a doc about it: they will give you the right meds. Anon, take care of your dick FFS

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>>8541912
>I manage to always take care of cheese

can we not talk about this anymore please?

sex ed is a rarity huh

>>8541960
just to let you know smegma smells great.

Watched porn where the bottom has implants and he was trying to be a power bottom but the implants weren't moving up and down properly, and the top was afraid to smack his ass hard.

Desu why do they always go for implants instead of fat distribution idgi

>>8541890
Easier said than done. I am clocking in to work now.

>>8541850
but i leak precum all the time reading erotica

>>8541986
Link? I don't think I've ever seen porn with butt implants I'm pretty curious.

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Can cocoa butter petroleum jelly be safely used as anal lube?

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>>8542205
it is not condom-compatible meaning it causes latex to disintegrate.
but it is great for bareback with someone you trust, albeit a little greasy.

i prefer silicon based lubes or water based lubes

>>8541912
There are meds for broken dickheads? I'd imagine it would have healed at this point if it's not permanent

>>8542246
>water based lube
You fags still use this nasty shit. Silicon is the best and only lube anyone should use.

>>8542324
sorry, Idk why I said meds, I was thinking about special creams

>>8541256
what happened to your drill?

>>8541285
>cleaning lady
easy there fancy ass bourgeoisie
idk buy a lockbox or ask her not to clean your room

>>8541686
you need to touch it often to desensitise it then you can just clean it no problem

>>8534267
dude you should see a psychiatrist

>>8542392
Same same, do they exist?

>>8534384
its def a redflag but not a dealbreaker imo

>>8542400
>desensitise it
I actually tried doing this at one point by walking around with foreskin back in my pants during the day, but it was a nightmare. It's probably the way to go, though.

desu it's pretty weird when someone dies and all their social media stuff is still up
most of their thoughts and memories are right there but they aint

>>8542414
> It's probably the way to go, though.
I hope you mean gentle touches throughout the day/just in the shower and not going through with that idea again.

>>8535038
you'll keep being embarrassed and he'll keep thinking its cute

sounds like a pretty good situation desu

>>8542414
doing it in the bath helps
I had like quasi-phimosis because nobody told me I had to pull it back until sex ed in my early teens and being in the bath does make it easier to both stretch and touch

Is that a good idea to date/fall in love with a gay crossdresser? I don't know well this guy yet, but I don't want to end with a tranny in few months or just another slutty drag queen who fuck anyone for few drinks...

>>8542476
>I don't know well this guy yet
then get to know them
as normal human beings do

>>8542400

It broke off in my ass one day.

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>>8535208
>spazzing out
Neck kissing makes me do this. It feels like electric fire radiating out over my skin, and I reflexively pull away from the almost painful intensity while at the same time enjoying immensely and pushing into it. The result probably looks like a slow motion seizure.

>>8542483
>I reflexively pull away while pushing into it

you sound conflicted, no offense

>>8542483
My neck and ears are sensitive to. Might be why I love to hold people down and take control.
>>8542508
It's not about conflict, it's about overstimulation.

>>8542515
>it's about overstimulation.
Which is a conflict you stupid bitch.

>>8542524
Fight me faggot.

New thread

>>8542540
>>8542540
>>8542540

>>8542508
>>8542524
"Conflicted" sounds like I don't fully enjoy it, which I do. The pulling away reflex is a physiological response I can't control.

>>8539282
fucking nice man live the dream

>>8541536
going through a similar experience rn. you have to let go of the idea that there's gonna be some sort of perfect moment where you can confess to him. It's pretty hard getting over feelings like that when its with a best friend. Tell yourself that you are happy just being friends and try to fight the urge to get emotional when you think about him. And just try to take the good with the bad

>>8542545
>a physiological response
that is your body saying "run away! this ain't right!"
trust your instincts

>>8542545
that
is
the
conflict
you
inbred
piece
of
hispanic
trash

>>8542693
My instincts said "holy shit I wanna get fucked"

>>8542698
That is not a conflict.
>hispanic
You take that back, amerimongrel.

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>>8542543
STOP FUCKING MAKING NEW THREADS WHEN THE OLD ONES HAVEN'T EVEN REACHED BUMP LIMIT YOU GINGER NIGGER