How to come out?

>>8529105
do a backflip off of the highest point you can find with a shirt on that reads "I'm a lesbian" in comic sans

>Thanksgiving dinner
>bring your girlfriend as a platonic friend
>if you don't have a girlfriend then hire a hooker
>after you finish dinner say "it's time for dessert"
>have your girlfriend/hooker sit on the table and shimmy down her pants and panties
>take can of whipped cream
>spray it all over your girlfriend's naked crotch
>dive your face into her pussy
>lick her to climax, no matter how long this takes and how awkward you feel
>make loud slurping noises
>after your girlfriend climaxes say "Mom, dad, I've got something important to tell you" with your face still covered in whipped cream and girlcum

>>8529105
Pretend you're hired by the Dutch government because they need new dykes to make land.

They probably won't get it but that's their fault.

>>8529105
>actually saying lesbo
why would you do this

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>>8529588

i like this one.

Just fucking say it. You don't need to make a damn show out of it. They'll still be disappointed in you either way

learn how to play piano, then play that one Bo Burhnam song, only with lyrics changed to be about being a dyke instead of a fag