do you pass for straight?

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>>8528506

>>8528510
Hi

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what do I win

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This bingo on is too easy

>>8528506
Do female underwear count as normal underwear?

>>8528893
*minus the word on

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>>8528510
>>8528849
>>8528893
Did you enjoy theater?

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not sure what counts as normal underwear

>>8528914
Sort of; I would've enjoyed it better if I hadn't been so shy in highschool

>ITT: Internalized Homophobia

>>8528973
>homosexuality = acting like a girl

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>>8528506

I think there are a few flaws in this, I'm closeted so am cheating a little bit + I'm a virgin so that's a free space too

>>8528973

That's such a bullshit label, I like cars, video games and sport bc I'm male, I also like men because I'm gay. Gays aren't some mystical third gender where all of them secretly wish to be glitter rainbow princesses or screaming drag queens, I'm just me

(although I do like really faggy fruit cocktails though, shhhh)

>>8528905

no.

>>8528914

eh. i went to five highschools, and the easiest way to make friends as a geek was to just befriend other geeks. each school tended to have a different type of geek. I didn't always enjoy what they did as a whole but they ewre the most relatable.

at my first school it was anime geeks, which sucked cuz i had given up on anime after naruto.

my second school was video games, which wasn't bad but i couldnt get into the hardcore stuff.

third school was the theater school. i did one semester to kind of 'get in' with the group, but i didn't do the second production cuz i wasn't really into it.

fourth school was film geeks, which is more my forte but never got along all that well, wasn't there long thankfully

fifth one was quasi geek artist types.

etiher way it was an okay experience but not something i was super into.

>>8529049

>i do like faggy fruit cocktails though

i think the real issue here is that we have to have anything chalked up to our sexuality at all. There are plenty of straights hwo enjoy fruity cocktails. I'm gay but im the only one of my friends that drinks actual beer, or listens to rock music or did a sport in highschool, despite them being the straight ones.

but i also love buffy the vampire slayer, and wearing a kimono around the house. if a straight friend likes these things its just written off as a quirk, and if a gay guy does its now because they are gay. pretty silly. especially considering i lived in japan so my whole family wears kimonos.

one time i sang 'kids in america' cuz it was the only song i recognized on an old karaoke machine and somehow that was because im gay.

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how'd I do?

>>8530498

you dont pass for straight.

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>>8528506
So god damn close

>>8530529
Idk why its flipped

>>8530532

because you can't even post a picture straight

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I genuinely, unironically, completely and totally pass as straight though, so I'm calling bullshit on this bullshit bingo

>>8530580

people cant assume you're a bottom but also straight.

>>8530580
>uses emojis in casual conversation
>prefers 'girly' fruit drinks
>said 'yasss' online or irl

I would have my suspicions.

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>>8530601
>>8530619
Holy fucking shit I'm not sure if I had a mini stroke or something but here's an accurate one, don't really know what happened

>>8530601
It's other gays though, not just people in general

>>8530634

if gays assume you're a bottom, then straights assume you're a gay.

>>8530637
No I'm just shy to the point of autism, so in a romantic context I would never be mistaken for a dominant person. That doesn't make me seem gay though

>>8530651

you seem pretty fucking gay bro.

>>8530580
>doesn't know how to play bingo

you have to complete an entire line across, down or diagonal.
which you did not do.
so, no, you don't pass as straight even though you think you do.

>>8530656
Name ONE (uno) way in which I seem gay. I am the fucking epitome of masculinity

>>8530657
Ummmmm, nope. See>>8530659

>>8530659

>name one way in which i seem gay

well according to your self you
>never played a tema sport
>don''t like manly video games
>everyone assumes you're a bottom
>donjt even lift
>are a bottom
>dont have any friends who think you are straight
>you shave your body hair
>you never even dated a girl
>no one assumes you are straight by asking you if you have a girlfriend
>drink only gay drinks
>have literally never been hit on or asked out by a girl
>wear gay underwear
>and can't even fix your own sink

>>8530659

no one has ever assumed you are straight according to you. so yeah, you seem gay.

>>8530670
>never played a tema sport
Nothing gay about not being interested in sports
>don''t like manly video games
Video games are for noo mails, I wouldn't waste my time with such pursuits
>everyone assumes you're a bottom
>>8530651
>donjt even lift
Most people don't, nothing gay about that
>are a bottom
This is about passing as straight in public, so that's irrelevant
>dont have any friends who think you are straight
Yeah because I'm out to them, no one suspected a thing prior to my coming out
>you shave your body hair
Ummm it's more aerodynamic??? I look like a greek god, hair is gross
>you never even dated a girl
uhhh, yeah well women are inferior, I wouldn't date a woman even if I were straight
>no one assumes you are straight by asking you if you have a girlfriend
ummm so???
>drink only gay drinks
Well I drink g+t exclusively which is a refined, masculine drink
>have literally never been hit on or asked out by a girl
Maybe I'm just ugly?
>wear gay underwear
It allows for swifter movement!
>and can't even fix your own sink
lol do you think I'm fucking poor or something? I'll pay a man to do that for me

>>8530701

>nothing gay about not being interested in sports

says the gay guy who is not interested in sports

>video games are for noo mails, i wouldn't waste my time with such pursuits

he said while listening to pop music and trying on tight girlie underwear.

>most people don't (even lift)

straight men do.

>this is about passing straight in public, so (being a bottom) is irrelevant

no you asked to name one gay thing about you.

>no one suspected a thing prior to my coming out

onj the contrary you said you have never been approached by anyone who assumed you were straight by having a heteronormative conversation about your love life.

>hair is gross

said the gay guy.

>i wouldn't date a woman even if were straight
>thats how straight acting i am

thats the gayest thing ever.

>umm so

so its pretty gay if no one has ever assumed you were straight. you claim no one guessed before you came out but no one ever talked about you in relation to the female sex so thats contradictory.

>maybe im just ugly

i wouldn't argue that, still pretty gay tho

>it allows for swifter movement

doesn't make it straight..

>ill pay someone to do that for me

spoken like a true homo.

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>>8530713
Um, maybe YOU'RE the faggot and you're just fucking protecting. Ever think about that????
I listen to lots of music and pop music only makes app a small percentage of my aural diet. Most straight men don't lift, fucking hell the gym is literally gay church it's practically straight that I don't work out.
YOu're a fag
I'm a straight man that has sex with men,
case CLOSED

>>8530748

>the gym is practically gay church

you would not know as you dont go to the gym.


>im a straight man that has sex with men
>case closed

wait so were both trolling?

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>>8530761
Just because I have a sense of humour doesn't mean I'm trolling, I'm at least 25% serious

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>>8530770

that just makes it more pathetic.

>>8530770

look dude, if people havent implied you are heterosexual by asking about your romantic interests in regards to women, then you are not passing for straight.

>>8530772
>>8530774
I mean my grandmother asked me occasionally when I was like 13 before she keeled over so there
catty fags btfo

>>8530783

>grandma asked once when 13
>when i didn't play along she died

top kek

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>>8530793
>>8530793
I'll have you know I was beloved as the most polite and courteous of all her grandchildren and she loved me very much, unlike my brutish, rugby playing cousins

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>>8528849
>mfw a gay dude is more straight than I am

LGBT people who believe in "acting gay" are the number 1 reason i'm ashamed of identifying as gay

>>8531245
what are you doing on this board?

>>8528506
>be a normal human being who happens to be gay
>"straight acting"
huh I never thought about it before but I guess /pol/ was right all along

you faggots are mentally ill. it's possible to be gay and not act like a slutty retard, you know.

>>8531883
Yaaaaaasss slay

>>8528506
More like "Not acting like a walking stereotype bingo".

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Gay male, 19 yo.
I shave only pubic hair and I train at home, so I don't know if shaving and gym counts.

why wont u people hold hands in public omg

>>8531918
>watches phutbull, plays Call of Duty, chugs beer and calls everybody "bro"

>"I'm not a stereotype, guys"

>>8530048

you're right, which is part of the reason i think this thread idea is a little bit dumb, it just plays with stereotypes

i will drink my schnapps happily in the knowledge internet people have verified me as 'straight-acting'

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Er, can I get a 2nd place ribbon for nearly getting the bottom row done? I'm only 1 friend off...

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>>8528506

Welp.

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>>8530761
>>8530770

>>8528506
Does saying "yas queen" as a joke count ?

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Am I terminal gay /lgbt/

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Got it.

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Tranny mode

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>>8528506
If only I had friends then I'd have bingos

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My camera drawing tool is Shit

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This closet is dark.