How do I get a bara bf, faggits?

you don't, they don't fucking exist.


or they're already taken.

FUCK.

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>>8523679
I saw a bara qtie staring at me in a subway train recently, but didn't say anything to him. You think I should have done something back then?

>>8523679
This. The sad truth about the gay community is that it's 80% twinks that are basically the male equivalent to shallow women. And they ALL want a masculine, big muscle top to fuck them. Sure, they try to say that's not what everyone wants to try to make themselves look more desirable, but everyone knows it's not the case.

>>8524118
I would prefer a masculine, big muscle bottom I can fuck or at east cuddle with but by now I really just want an emotional bond no matter the body =(

>>8524178
>emotional bond
>attractive gay men

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Why the fuck would they want to settle for your gay emotional shit when there's at least 20 twinks lined up to have sloppy sex in the gay bar bathroom?

Straight men are forced to have relationships because it's part of the game for sex. For gay men there are no restrictions.

>>8524118
>ALL want a masculine, big muscle top to fuck them
All I want is a huge muscle bottom with big titties

>>8524118
Twink here, I'd rather another twink to rape every day if I'm honest. Getting hugged by a manly man is nice and all but I'd rather play dressup with my transbian girlfriend :3

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>>8524118
>the gay community is 80% twinks

You're delusional

>>8524193
>all I care about is sex with randumb strangers all day yeah fuck living long XD
>w-why did I get hepatitis and genital warts

Sluts aren't attractive to me.

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>>8523670
>tfw you are the musclebara bf for a qt ottercub

>>8524793
Have you never been to any gay event/gay bar/gay club? Most of them could not even squat an empty bar.

>>8524802
Welcome to the 1% of the 1% bucko. You're delusional if you don't think the majority of gay men think that way.

I can't stand it either.

>>8524818
>caring if men do as men and destroy themselves slowly

Just because you're too shit at getting monogamy doesn't mean all of us are.

>>8524827
>1% of 1%
>nobody

Just because you can't read doesn't mean you should post stupid shit.

>>8524859
>waaahhh he didn't kno tow to my bullshit arbitrary meme statistic

How badly is relationshit ruling your life? PROTIP: Sometimes it's better just to take a break and focus on other areas.

>>8524875
Not very much. I don't bother trying to look for a relationship too often because it's basically just people looking for easy and quick sex. Gay men just don't culturally value emotional connection between different people, or even with themselves. It's sad because I find those to be crucial parts to having a happy life, but who am I to project what makes me happy onto others?

>>8524806
What are your height and weight? What are yiur bf's height and weight?

>>8523811
Yeah. Looked back at him and blushed. Senpai noticed you and you fucked it up. Might as well end your life now.

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>>8524938
What did your father DO to you? BAKA so much jadedness.

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>>8524818
Being gay sucks, ending my fucking life

>>8525486
6'2 235 pounds
6'0 170 pounds

>>8526242
...Honey? Is that you posting?

>>8526206
>What's wrong with you Anon?! Just accept that there is no point to anything and just have random sex. Stop trying to be a happy person and just take your soma.

>>8526301
Gayby here. What is a soma?

>>8526432
The drug people take in Brave New World in order to distract themselves from having any sort of deeper meaning to their life. It's something that is meant to fill them with an artificial euphoria and apathy.

>>8526242
>6'2 235 pounds
Bby, you're a hairy chub, not musclebara

O>>8525518
>Senpai noticed you and you fucked it up. Might as well end your life now
Didn't quite understand what you meant by this.

>>8527714
It's a cliche in anime where a girl is in love with her upperclassman (Senpai), but she can never declare her love to him because Japanese are pure, so she can only hope that he will notice her, which is a very lewd action.

You could've said that you loved him back then only for him not to hear what you said because of the noise of the passing train. If he had asked you what you had said, you would blush and mutter "N-nothing" and run away with closed eyes and shedding a single tear.

>>8527738
Why do Japs promote pedophilia?

>>8529417
School slice of live is aimed mostly at male young adult shut ins. Basically, your typical 4channer. Therefore, it uses cliches appealing for such audience.

>>8523670
Simple. Be a bara bf too.

>>8531857
I can't

>>8523679
T R U T H
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>>8524193
bitter, slutty old fogie detected

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>>8524178
Same. This is how you win at life