Cis LesGen

im lonely

no specific plans for the summer
saving cash for winter vacation or even save more for next summer instead
I gotta work this weekend so gf isn't coming over, sucks but w/e

At what age did you meet your gf?

Same-sex marriage is now legal in Germany?

>>8518734
26 and still waiting

>>8518742
yes

>>8518744
hi

>>8518747
h-hello

>>8518734
First gf? 18. Current gf? 39.
>>8518742
It's about time, even Ireland's done it.

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>>8518751
what're yer hobbies anon?

>tfw kissless handhold less virgin

>>8518756
sleeping and crippling depression mostly

i also like anime but don't watch it because i can't focus

>>8518773
whats your diet like? I recommend some extra greenies and red meats. Do your best anon, you can do it!!! I believe in you.

>>8518689
It's winter here so my plans are to stay warm hibernate. I'm just working at the moment with no plans ahead.

>>8518742
Until Sharia takes over in ten years

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>>8518733
We're not doing anything much for the summer either. It's too hot and humid. Something in autumn, not sure yet. Probably hit some fun cities in US and Canada. Maybe a road trip and do some outdoorsy stuff too, white water rafting, horseback riding, climbing, hiking etc.
>bikini-ready
I started my diet too late for that. I'm 131 lbs and can fit back into size 4s so I was sorting through some items in storage. Found my bikini top but can't find the bottoms. I think it's time for something new anyway. I'm not really comfortable squeezing into one until I'm down to 120 lbs at least.

>>8518689
I love mountain/trail biking and I'm hoping to get out to Utah to ride Moab. It's been a dream to do it but a lot of things need to fall into place (money, timing) to get it done this summer.

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>>8518689
>setting unrealistic goals

Are you saying I won't be able to score girls?

Either way, July starts off with my birthday on Sunday. I'll probably spend it getting drunk alone at home.
I have exams in mid-July. In late July, I'll be traveling to my hometown to visit old friends who have invited me over, followed by a trip from there to Amsterdam, London, and back home.

>>8518742
They put up a rainbow flag at the train station in the gaybourhood this morning, and there's an open political discussion at the federal parliament tonight.

>>8518879
Unrealistic goals are:
>>8517067 How about fugging 27 women before I turn 27?
Happy early birthday, anon.

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>promised /clg/ I'd hit a bar/club this weekend and look for qts
>was training in the backyard yesterday before practice/weekend sparring
>wake up and discover I'm covered in mosquito bites

Not going near a club, now

>>8518875
Get a sexy one-piece.

>>8518896
>I'm covered in mosquito bites
So what? It's not a big deal.

>>8518896
>West
>Nile
>virus
You should be more careful and try to avoid mosquito bites, anony. Some of them carry scary diseases that can fuck you up.

>>8518895
Yeah, I was referring to my earlier post.

>Happy early birthday, anon.

Th-Thanks, Anon.

>>8518915
I'm aware, I've lived in the South my whole life. It's just that it's been raining every single day here, so once I had a few hours of clear weather I grabbed my gear and ran outside. Now I'm paying for it. I usually have clear skin but I've got a bite on my shoulder and cheek that makes me look like I have acne.

>>8518879
>dGw keine deutsch Freund
>dGw keine Frau zu ärgern mit mein schlecht Deutsch sprechen

>>8518896
That pic looks like the opening of Alien 3. Are you the HEMA anon? I assume you mean you were practising your sword play and not practising looking for bar qts. Get some cover stick and cover it up, or wait until next weekend.

>>8518915
Never had that but I've had malaria a couple of times.

>>8519091
I live in southern USA. West Nile virus is a concern here. Thank goodness malaria is not a thing here. That would just add more suck to living in the south.

Reminder that you belong to me now.

>>8519164
Are you talking about me?

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>>8519164
You'll have to fight my gf.

>>8518879
I wish we could go one thread withotu tranner anime posters

>>8519254
Cis girls don't know how to hide their stares.

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>>8519259
no

>>8519134
Not to mention Zika.

>>8519091
>Are you the HEMA anon?
Ya.

>I assume you mean you were practising your sword play and not practising looking for bar qts.
Yes, the former. I did okay against that guy from last week I guess, but I have this weird habit where when I lose pretty soundly I punish myself by training til exhausted. My opponent was probably the best fighter in the club, and I want to be at least on par with him as there's going to be a big tournament in a few months. I'm wanting to fight open pool, ie: against men, and I know I'm currently not good enough.

>Get some cover stick and cover it up, or wait until next weekend.
Probably just going to wait til next weekend. Maybe I'll get lucky and there will be a qt fencer in the tournament.

>>8519265
I'm always conscious of it after I do it.
>weird, why is that girl making eye-contact with me?
>oh right, I've been staring at her body for 15 seconds

>>8519259
I wish you'd stop being such a baby, or just go back to whatever shit board you crawled out of.
If wishes were fishes.

>>8518896
>promised /clg/ I'd hit a bar/club this weekend and look for qts
OK, making a note to check in on you in two weeks if we don't get a progress report.
>>8519706
>HEMA anon punishes herself until she can beat up all dudes
I would add that to the OP except it would definitely trigger the wrong people. We'll stick to hitting on qts.

My imaginary friend is still gone. How do I make her come back?

>>8519754
Give her time, talk about how much you miss her, watch some JoJo.

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>>8519754
Maybe you can learn from this guy. Do you have pets?

>>8519797
I don't have any pets. I read the plot of it on wikipedia just now, what am I supposed to take away from it?

>>8519823
>stop taking pills or take hallucinatory drugs
>Listen to what the cat tells you

Are there any lesbian-themed movies that are actually worth watching? I steer clear of this genre in general but I might try and watch something tonight since I'm staying in.

>>8519981
Since you don't like most of the genre, what are you looking for so you can get good recommendations?

>>8519981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqKY9o5igAI

>>8520007
Something simple and more or less romantic I guess. I'm not in the mood for turbo drama where the husband is a wife-beating drunkard with chainsaw hands and the wife gets saved by a motorcycle karate dyke.

>>8520034
That episode legit made me cry for like 10 minutes straight.

Fuck you, anon ;_;

>>8520034
>black girl

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>tfw no /pol/ gf

>>8518689
>summer plans

I will travel to a small town by the coast of Galicia, in Spain, not dissimilar to Arcadia Bay. I'll surf the cold waves, maybe even get lost in the forest while trekking and *hopefully* find a badass, beanie-wearing, blue-haired Spanish chick to spend my holidays with.

>>8520049
> mfw /clg/ has the same feels as me
> t. Gayfag
Is it too much to ask for a SO who unironically likes Ayn Rand?

>>8520049
Of course a Muslim would be manning the phones...

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>>8520049
I know that feel, my family. I really don't like the far-leftist, "liberal" women that make up the majority of my dating pool.

>>8520034
It's always funny to me seeing how shows and movies portray lesbian attraction. It's like watching a vampire noticing another vampire in the same hunting ground.

>>8520070
Get the fuck out of here you Y chromosome this place isn't for your kind

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>>8518689
>What will you do?
Fly my old computer across the continent and reassemble it. Swim through a horde of sweaty nerds for the sake of lily comics. Spend some time reading by the water. Top it off with a road trip maybe. I'm super stoked that I'll get to see almost all of my favourite people at some point this summer.

The island in the bg of this pic is for sale, I really hope whoever buys it doesn't fuck it up.

>>8520192
>I'm super stoked
boomer detected

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>>8519913
Always listen to what the cats tell you, senpai.

>>8520250
I'm not THAT old!

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>>8519913
>>8520265

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>>8520037
Seen But I'm a Cheerleader or Imagine Me& You or Carol?
>>8520049
>>8520082
>the political divide is real
4chan may be one of your few water holes, assuming you're actually talking to other lesbians and not roleplaying /pol/ neckbeards

A fellow lesbian and I spent all morning teaching a bunch of mostly disinterested little girls how to play soccer.

It was hot and frustrating and they kept kicking each other in the legs until there was almost a fight.

>>8520396
>putting political shit in a dating profile
Instant red flag/dismissal.

>big summer lesbian party tonight
>location it's at is known for its huge outdoor area
>non-stop rain for the past two days

G-Guess I'm gonna stay in today.

>>8520577
Partying in the rain and mud can be really fun though. Laser shows look amazing in the pouring rain.

>>8520049
>tfw 90% of people i see mansplaing are women
I wish there was a gender neutral term for that condescending explaining thing cause womansplaing sounds even more retarded than mansplaining but I sometimes want to complain about it unironically

>>8520577
>tfw no lesbian summer parties in my city

There's a lesbian meet-up group but it appears to be run by a 5'4 little Hitler who pretty much demands you attend events after joining or you will be banned. What are these events? Going out and drinking, of course.

>>8520589
It's super rainy though. The water rose up to my ankles yesterday, and I was wearing heels. A bit of rain can be fun, I agree, not sure many people would like to party in the current downpour.

>>8520611
I don't think there are many cities offering them.

>5'4 little Hitler
Oh, like GS nazi?

>>8519254

kek at joe rogans face, and of course he as a chimp related t-shirt

>>8520634
>The water rose up to my ankles yesterday
Wew, OK you got me there. That sounds unsanitary and potentially dangerous.

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>>8520049
This, tbqh.

>>8520634
I'm probably a terrible person to try and guess, but just from a cursory glance, she might be a wino looking to make out with other winos. In my mind, bars/clubs are places you go to familiarize with people, not an end destination in themselves.

>>8518734
first gf at 12/13 and current gf at 19. im turning 21 soon.

Reminder that non-whites are rightful property of white girls.

>>8520835
>tfw non-white
I'm okay with that as long as you're not a lard ass

>>8520840
I'm not, they're mostly lardasses here. Disgusting.

t. Asian in America

>>8520840
Lard ass obese whites go into same category as shitskins. Besides, I've always wanted an interracial harem. One ethnicity for each day of the week with a Jew saved for Sundays.

>>8520835
I'm hispanic, when do I get my white owner? I'm lonely

>>8520852
As soon as you come to Portland, OR. But do make haste. I have uses for your body.

>>8520860
>tfw on the other side of the country

>>8520192
Take me with you ;_;

What computer by the way?

>>8520894
You better get to the Best Coast or you'll be resold.

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>>8520847
Be my waifu, please.

>>8518734
18.

She is 36, we met at the gym.

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>>8520898
>Take me with you ;_;
Can you fit into my carryon?

>What computer by the way?
Just my previous (haswell) desktop build, I'm giving it to my brother to replace his 2008 c2d rig.

>>8520848
>not making the jew "work" on saturday for extra humiliation

>>8521082
Maybe? I'm pretty skelly and I guess I could bend enough to fit, though they will probably charge you extra because I'm not that light.

>haswell
It's not actually that old? And do you really have to travel that far to upgrade it though? Is it somehow cheaper?

Does anyone know where the other lesgens went? Not trying to start a fight, just wondering.

>>8521066
She's not your girlfriend; you're her toy.

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>>8521201
>Does anyone know where the other lesgens went? Not trying to start a fight, just wondering.
I am the op of lesgen. The last one died/got bumped off when I stopped looking after it for a day so figured no one cared about it. If people missed it or whatever I could easily bring it back.

>>8521246
I wish people would stop saying things like that, I think she likes me a lot.

>>8521257
Are you the OP of clg too?

>>8521263
Honey, what would you think if one of your straight friends started dating a 36-year-old man? Be honest.

>>8521283
Not of this thread or most of the recent threads, I started those. I'm not from lesgen or visit it.
There's more than one anon who creates /clg/ threads though. It won't die that easily.

>>8521283
No, I am not the clg OP. This is me >>8521257
I make the lesgen threads.

It just seemed like people would rather just post on clg so I said w/e, give the people what they want. Less work for me. If I was wrong and it died for some other reason then I might remake.

>>8521293
I don't have any friends.

If I did and they were as lonely as I am I would understand and try to be supportive.

I mean I guess if I had a friend I would be pretty clingy with her and she might not have the time for an older lover.

I don't know.

>>8521257
>tfw no qt to have a warm beverage on the couch under a blanket with
>tfw no cat to join you

>tfw you're not someone's hispanic gf

>>8521159
I wonder if a human counts as a liquid, gel or aerosol?

>It's not actually that old?
It's still quite usable, which is why I'm giving it to him. I wanted to try something the haswell i5 didn't support, brother needed an upgrade, two birds with one stone if I give him my old parts and buy new ones for myself.
>And do you really have to travel that far to upgrade it though? Is it somehow cheaper?
Not at all, we live on opposite coasts but I definitely could have just shipped the stuff (risky though) and had him assemble it for himself (also risky). It's mostly an excuse to visit him and play legos with PC parts.

>>8521390
>tfw no cat to join you
I think that part might get me the most. :(

>>8521390
>>8521511
It looks more like a chihuahua tho.

>>8521518
You could be right. Would be better with a cat.

>>8520059
Which town anon? My family is from Galicia. I also spent a little time there, it was quite gorgeous.

>gonna maybe go to pride tomorrow
>alone

is that weird?

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>>8521673
>Would be better with a cat.
You speak truth.

>>8520161
Salty. I don't mind the occasional fag posting, but other men can stay away.

>>8521715
I don't mind the occasional dudeposter either but /pol/ assholes of any gender can fuck right off.

>>8521736
Absolutely fair desu

>>8521701
I'll probably end up staying in a big city like Coruña and I'll visit those small villages peppered all over the coast afterwards. Galicia is unique, I wholeheartedly recommend it.

>>8521495
I'm like 60% water so maybe it can work.

>quite usable
I would say it's still highly usable. I'm currently stuck with an Atom N570 and my mother sometimes lets me borrow her Core Duo, so a Haswell i5 seems pretty good to me right now.

Cute. You sound like a good onee-san (assuming you're the older one.)

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>another Friday night spent indoors on the computer

It's not like I had anything in mind I'd rather be doing, but the thought of being so bored sleep seems a viable option is rather sad

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And if you're so lesbianised, contest me with you're knowledge of how you think it's acceptable to make coitus with another girl.
>The fact they are not fertilised isn't the point, but the motivation for which you're disgusting breed come from.
>Infatuation of fertile objects is not the trait for evolution.
>rather than seeking fertility, in youth the trait is imprinted onto a victimised role model.
>this is what leads you astray (you will never be as close to mother, nor for society)
>And be offend by me and my disposition, try as you may to personally attack me but it falls short as we are clearly anonymous.
>which you seem to forget.
>And those who hate how someone wont stoop to there level of mediocrity, are simply crying out for comfort to contend with someone that don't recognize.
>You're all very predictable.

>>8521838
I'm watching anime tonight so I won't feel alone or bored.

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What vidyas are you playing tonight, clg?


As for me: all that talk about Stardew Valley a few threads ago encouraged me to buy it, so I will be playing it for the first time tonight.

>>8521838
>indoors on the computer
Pretty much my life lately, with a LDR. We're on skype constantly with each other.
>>8521843
We watched Okja and it was a disappointment. CG pig was pretty good but it didn't have much else going for it.
Finished Shingeki no Kyojin, better than expected with that Ymir flashback to the past. But unless there's a miracle that's it for the yuri in that anime aside from Historia's pining for Ymir.
>>8521892
Not tonight, maybe something tomorrow.

>>8521892
I'm debating on bloodborne or killing floor

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>>8521838
I just went and got Pina Colada mix, Rum and chips + a frozen pizza to suprise my gf when she gets home. I really want to take her camping and she loves the outdoors but she has been really sluggy and not wanting to go outside lately.

>>8521922
Maybe get her in the mood with an outdoor BBQ or picnic or some kind of short day trip. It's hard switching from full slug to weekend warrior.

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>>8521921
Killing Floor.

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>>8521967
I wish this game had more female characters

>>8521892
Black Desert online.

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>know that crush likes kinda dommy super confident girls
>tfw she says you're about as intimidating as an angry bunny

>>8521257
I thought it migrated to discord!

>>8521892
Finally getting around to playing KOTOR

>>8522166
That used to be one of my favorite games. God it's like 16 years old now I'm old as fuck.

>>8521815
Hmm. Sounds like over 100mL to me, you'd definitely be confiscated at security. Too bad, it'll be my first solo summerket run in a while.

>Atom N570
Ouch. There are benefits to being a wage slave I guess!

I'm the best onee-san.

>>8521843
What show?

>>8522177
It's something I always said I would play and put off for fucking ever. But it was 2.50 with the steam sale so I snagged it.

>>8522177
Hey, it's only 14 years old this year. I know because I remember what birthday I got it for.

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>>8521892
Negro, you better waifu the shit out of Penny.

Still playing through Dragon Age. The anon that said I'd like Leiliana or else my ancestors would be ashamed of me was correct, even though I was initially put off by her churchiness.

>>8522202
It's a good game I've beaten it like 10 times.
>>8522205
Yeah you're right for some reason I thought it came out in 2001. I'm still old as fuck.

>>8522198
Airports are totally retarded. 20 liters of water is not gonna hurt anyone.

>Ouch. There are benefits to being a wage slave I guess!
If I work I die. Not even being stuck with only my underclocked Pentium II will make me work.

>I'm the best onee-san.
Pls be my onee-san.

>What show?
Still watching Kurau. It's interesting enough to keep me hooked for 14 episodes. I will probably finish it in a day or two.

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>>8522225
>Penny
That's not how you spell Leah

>>8522289
She was my first choice until she revealed herself to be an artsy girl. You know what they're like.

>>8522237
>I'm still old as fuck.
Are you? Are you REALLY?

>>8521358
Anon, I'm sorry, I won't say anymore then. This is 4chan so I'm probably coming off meaner than I intend, but I sincerely just don't want you to get hurt.

>>8522278
>Airports are totally retarded.
Can't argue with that.

>Pentium II
I think I still have an actual Pentium II around somewhere.

>Pls be my onee-san.
I don't own a rosary to exchange though.

>a day or two
What kind of marathoning is that.

>>8522387
Just be my honorary nee-san, not onee-sama.

I thought I mentioned before that I don't have the attention span to marathon something. The last series I actually marathoned was Blue Drop back then when I was in like middle school or something.

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>>8521929
I got everything ready and she hasn't even fucking come home and won't anwser her phone for the last 5 hours. Pretty sure she is just cheating on me. FML.

Protip ladies. I feel like blaming this on her being a bislut but it is probably just because she is being shitty. I litearlly can't win.

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I finally got to the baseline level of attractiveness where 3 out of the 50 girls within a 50 mile radius matched with me on tinder. How do I now go about talking to them?

>>8522393
Sure, sounds like the kind of responsibility-free position I am comfortable accepting.

I was just bullying.
>Blue Drop
>middle school
but it kind of backfired.

Do any of you guys have sisters? What is your relationship like?
My sister is older than me and we're not that close but can laugh about stuff together.

>>8522481
I have an older sister - we're really close to the point where she's one of my best friends if not my best friend. We're both gay so we always have a lot to bond over. She sends me pictures of cute girls all the time, and I ask her for girl advice etc and we sometimes sleep in the same bed if we're traveling.

>>8522481
One of my brothers has joked about being a sister, but that's because he's enormously gay (also an enthusiastic bear so he wasn't serious).

>>8522289
high five fellow Top Tier Leah Wifing Anon. (so many caps)

>>8522307
I'm sorry too, I maybe a little overly sensitivity about it.

It's not the first time people thought my partner in a relationship might not have legitimate feelings for me and they were right that time I guess.

Happy Beaver Day!

>>8522084
then fuck her like an angry bunny

>>8521967
>tfw no cutie to play killing floor with you

Went out with friends yesterday and casually cried over my ex for two hours.
How was your Sunday evening, /clg/?

>>8522959
How did your friends treat you?

>>8522959
On the bright side, you're a time-traveler, so you got that going for you.

>>8522959
>How was your Sunday evening, /clg/?
It's fucking Saturday chump.

>>8522977
They offered me a shoulder to cry on.
They kept repeating how "it wasn't my fault" and I "deserve someone better" and all the crap friends like to say, yet I'm still here feeling miserable.

>>8521987
What game is that?

>>8522984
Evening's barely begun at that, I'm truly confused.

>>8522982
This is the choice of Steins;Gate.

>>8522984
M-Maybe I'm in Australia?
You're actually right though, I'm drunk, ashamed, and sorry.

>>8522999
Time to eat something delicious and drown your sorrows in media.

Be my gf and I'll buy you a cute collar. I'll even take you out to cat cafe!

>>8523054
I know what you just read

>>8522985
You have good friends. It sucks, but I'm glad you're not alone in this.

>>8522118
it kinda did

>>8520059
tfw spanish but on the other side of the country

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>tfw no cutie to cuddle with

I'm watching a Japanese girl streamer with qt perky tits and a cute body.
>she's also a good player

>>8523138
What is the name of her account?

>>8523143
She's only for me REEEEE

>>8523138
What game is she playing?

>>8521892
>What vidyas are you playing tonight, clg?

Grim Dawn.

Pretty cool, reminds me of Diablo 2 mixed with a bit of Bloodborne

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Help! I'm melting.

>>8523235
Where are you?

>>8523252
>desert USA
I'm in Nevada visiting family for the week.

>>8521892
Either Vice City for the nostalgia and soundtrack or Witcher 3 because it's beautiful and I liked the books. Might also see if I can fix Zambia in Democracy 3.

>>8519706
are you allowed shields? a little buckler would be great for your offhand

>>8523259
At least it's a dry heat. I spent some time in AZ and it wasn't as bad as less hot but very humid places. Stay indoors, covered outside and hydrated, you'll be OK.

>>8523235
The fuck you complaining about? At least you don't get Mosquitoes and other bugs.

>>8521789
Precisely where my family is from, in fact. I've never been myself, however - I stayed in Santiago de Compostela when I was there (which was lovely and I would totally recommend). Where are you from, anon?

>>8521922
That sounds amazing. Your gf sounds like me

>>8522443
Ok I take it back your gf does not sound like me. I hope that isn't the case, anon

> be bi
> have gf of 8 months
> she's great and everything is going well
> really want a dick in me
What do? Our sex life was good to start with, but it just feels like something's missing. I know I should talk to her about it and discuss our options, but I don't want to bring it up.

>>8523339
>What do?
Take your low-tier bait elsewhere, feggit.

>>8523339
Strapon, fisting?

>>8523372
We already use a strap-on, but it's not the same. Maybe fisting could be a solution, I've never tried it before. It's worth a shot at least.

>>8523339
Take it to bigen >>8521719

>>8523269
There is a competition bracket for shield and buckler, but you use a different weapon with the buckler that I haven't trained on yet. If you're asking about other shields like a Norse or Germanic kite shield, no, there's no competition brackets for that. Mainly because hard shields are actually an offensive weapon (movies be damned) and you could break someone's bones by thrusting the edge of it into them. It's the same reason Norse axes aren't allowed at competition. Yeah, people make them and play with them, and there's even a club in Asheville, NC dedicated to resurrecting viking combat. But axes will break people's bones even if they're blunted and even if the other person is wearing armor. So there's few, if any, tournaments that permit them. I think the guys in Asheville use axes made out of foam just to be able to train with them.

I'll probably cave and take up the rapier next, as we have a real maestro in our club that's been using them since childhood and he's really freaking good. Women duelists almost always used rapiers, anyway.

>>8523383
Rapiers are just aesthetic!

>>8523383
Are you in N Carolina? For some reason I thought you were in Europe.

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Happy Birthday, Canada!
Let's take a moment to appreciate all the /clg/ leafs and their maple syrup.

>>8523383
That's pretty cool. I'd pick rapier as my first choice too but after seeing you with that German longsword I'm thinking that would be fun too.

What's the momentum light? Is it hard to handle?

>>8522999
Not even sunday in Australia you shmu-
oh, it just ticked over.

>>8522471

>I was just bullying.
>>Blue Drop
>>middle school
>but it kind of backfired.
I don't get it. Are you making fun of me for being a fetus?

>>8523420
dude weed lmao

>>8523420
May you forever be our hat, Cuckistan.

>order something online
>shit ships from neighboring country in neighboring state
>suddenly it's in the fucking netherlands a continent away from me
What the fuck. What kind of retarded shipping is this?

>>8523791
It's either:
1) A mistake
2) It's cheaper that way. A scheduled shipment is going to the Netherlands and there a shipment goes to your state.

>>8523800
>1) A mistake
How do you mistake Mexico for a country in yurop?

>2) It's cheaper that way. A scheduled shipment is going to the Netherlands and there a shipment goes to your state.
I sure hope this is the case.

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>>8523809
>Europe
>Mexico
Same thing; not the USA.

>>8523819
Fuck you murrifats, you are fucking retarded. I Don't see how is it cheaper to ship something from Texas to Europe than to Mexico. It's literally besides you and has third world shipping costs.

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>>8523828
Keep talking shit and we'll throw your package in the Atlantic ocean.

>>8523828
What did you order? Perhaps the thing you ordered wasn't actually stored in Texas, just sold by a Texas-based company with a warehouse in the Netherlands. Also possible they had to order extra stock from Europe because they'd sold out locally.

>>8522989
killing floor 2 you goober

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>>8523848
Shut the fuck up you fat fuck. 40% of your population is not white anymore and wants to destroy your country from the inside. In less than 20 we will perform a cultural conversion and there won't be anything your military can even do.

>>8523387
They can be very, very pretty.

>>8523409
Nope! I'm in Florida. The HEMA scene is huge in Europe though, all the professional fighters are there.


>>8523456
German longsword is pretty heavy at first, but you'll adjust. I'm 135lbs or so and it took me about a month to really build the muscle to use it accurately and swiftly, but there's plenty of female fighters so don't be discouraged. You WILL be sore at first, but the more you do it the easier it gets.

Rapier is obviously going to be the easier choice because it's light and our bodies permit us to be agile with it.

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>>8523866
A charger. It definitely shipped from murrika.

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>>8523886
And now it's in fucking yurop.

>>8523891
>June 26 to July 1
That's too long, someone fucked up.

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>>8523873
Calm down, Mexico.

>>8523903
AHHHHH FUCK YOU RETARDED AMERICANS

>>8523919
This is why I order from Amazon

>>8523873
Kek?

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>>8523919
Tell us how much you love us.

>>8523907
kys. I won't be able to play computer games for a long time because of you.

>>8523922
I ordered from Amazon. Fucking shit, and the shipping wasn't even free either, it was the cost of the item itself.

>>8523929
They have a delivery ETA so pretty sure they missed it and you can yell at them and they should give you a refund or something.

>>8523935
I will ask the store why is my package in the fucking Netherlands. ETA is July 7 so maybe it arrives but I don't know anymore.

>>8523929
>tfw your laptop charger is more well-travelled than you are

>>8523951
Ah then sorry they had it planned for that stupid route probably because it's part of a big international shipment and it'll get you when it's supposed to. You should checked out other options if you wanted delivered sooner.

Reminder that USA has been cucking Mexico since age immemorial and Mexico is basically cheap bitch to the USA.
t. Europe

>>8523873
We'll never accept Sharia law, eurocuck.

>>8523969
Nah I didn't wanted it delivered sooner, I was just confused for the retarded route it took.

>>8523986
delet pls

>puerto rican
>have possibly the worst culture, people, and history in the entire world that has contributed nothing to anything ever
>stuck with disgusting absurdly high maintenance, ugly and inferior curly hair instead of straight hair

I have white / asian envy.

>>8524072
Hair straightening is a thing. I know whites and Asians who do it too.

>>8524007
>be american
>get shot
>get taken to the hospital
>that will be 20000 burger coins
>can't be helped
>get papers ready to sell kidney
>suddenly fellow american pulls a gun in the hospital
>get shot again
>that will be plus 20000 burger coins
>powder damaged kidneys
>need to get transplant now
>plus 70000 burger coins
>surely this is a plan god made for me
>mutter "god bless america" as I fade into abyss
>people around me begin to clap
>die

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>tfw you'll never rescue a qt from a Latin America third world shithole
>tfw you'll never spoil her with burgers and freedom

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>>8524107
Ew no. I want a qt leaf to rescue me, not a fat burger.

I apparently also texted both my former FWB and a grill I used to be really close friends with that I love them. Thanks drunk me.

>>8523007
I took a nap since I was out all night. You're right though, I'm gonna treat myself to a fancy meal now and then cry over my vidya instead.

>>8523112
Thanks, anony. I used to never cry in front of people but lately the friends I go out with have seen me crying on the reg.

>tfw one time I started crying without even saying anything
>my friend just hugged me and said "[ex' name]?" when I was done

>>8524091
>be europoor
>get stoned
>left in hospital hallway to die
>"we need to spend more on healthcare!"

>>8524091
>get shot
luld already

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>tfw kitter sleeping on my lap
anyone else feelin comfy today?

>>8524091
>Europe talking shit about America's healthcare when they are getting fucked by never ending waves of rapefugees
Also, good quality and fast scheduling healthcare comes with a price.

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>>8524122
>>8524153
>someone is making fun of me
>surely must be a yuropoor
Haha you murrifats are pathetic. The whole world minus Israel hates you, and that's only because you're its puppet.

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>tfw no chessfu gf

>>8523610
No, you made me feel old.

>>8524137
I wish my kitty liked me enough to sleep on my lap.

>>8524192
Well yeah we're almost 20 years apart.

>>8524195
it's a blessing and a curse, he likes to pounce on me in the middle of the night when we're cuddling which is super annoying

>>8524198
TEN. It's ten damnit, I'm not THAT old.

>>8524153
This here. Americans do get bang for their burgers when it comes to quality. Also they have the best med schools.

>>8524223
So you're 32? And what's wrong with being old? I wouldn't mind if you were 50.

>>8524195
I wish it dies.

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Based Turkey, desu.

>>8524278
Top kek ahahaha. Not even mudslimes like other mudslimes.

>/clg/ is back to just being /pol/ again

Let me know when we can talk about girls again please

>>8524195
>>8524220
I can't pry my cat off me, she is always snuggling, but at least she doesn't jump on me in the middle of the night. She does start licking and smacking my face with her paw around 5am though to get fed.

>>8524233
Thereabouts. Nothing actually, it's just something I've become accustomed to being self-deprecating about. It did make me hella nostalgic though.

Americans! Your old colonial overlord is coming to Chicago and I intend to take you back one lesbian at a time.

>>8524295
Butch dykes can't help themselves but pretend to be "hard" like an irate 20yo forum lurking man.

In reality, they only betray the subconscious dick cravings.

>>8524390
Cute weeb grandma.

>>8524448
Hey the Korean lady is older than me, she's more deserving of that title. Though maybe she's too normie to be a 'weeb'?

>>8524495
Right. Was she even a weeb though? I don't remember much except her being 40 something.

You're still my weeb grandma though.

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>>8524238
In all my years and of all the things I read on 4chan, this is the one most horrible.

>>8524195
When my kitty was but a wee lass, she used to sleep on my lap whilst I was playing vidya. She seemed especially interested in Persona 3. Once she was an adult, though, she stopped doing it. ;_;

>>8524502
I think she kinda was?
Aww, thanks.

>>8524507
I wish yours does too.

*calls you a slut*

>>8524495
>>8524502
>weeb
Never thought of myself as that, since this is what /a/nons call people who are too /jp/, which is definitely not me.
But I've been watching anime, reading manga and gaming since the 80s and posting off/on 4chan over 10 years now. I'd be an otaku except I balance it out with western and Korean interests and always lived a more or less a normie lifestyle except for a year where I was a NEET.
I watch anime and game with my gf sometimes these days. But it took 40 years to find someone who likes my hobbies, so don't be too jelly.
I'm not the oldest poster here either so I'm pretty sure I don't rate halmoni status.

>>8525026
>halmoni
I thought she wasn't old, just some attention whoring tumblr slut. She once posted a pic in /u/ and she seemed in her 20's.

>>8525086
I know who you're talking about, that /u/ Korean scanlator. She doesn't own the word, it means grandmother in Korean.

>>8525101
Ahhh. Well it's my bad for not knowing Korean. I thought halmoni was just a nickname.

And yeah, as far as I know our older poster here is 50 I think.

>>8525026
>tfw no old Korean (g)f with whom to shitpost with

What are your favourite games, anony?

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The time has come.

>>8525438
>tfw a cat has better bday celebrations than I do

>>8525438
tfw a cat has a better birthday party than you

>>8525464
>>8525465
/clg/ hivemind strikes again.
That cat's birthday is way fancier than mine, as well.

Y'all fags need spanking
>>8525438
Cute cat!

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Damn LWA end was gay as fuck. I bet Megumi Han orgasmed when she had to voice the end with Hikasa Youko.

>>8525928
I only got halfway through that series, not sure when I'll finish it. It's hard when I like every side character better than the MC.

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>>8525992
It al got better for me when the focus of the series shifted to Croix/Chariot. Then Akko/Diana fun began too.

>>8525026
Eh, the scope of weeb seems to expand and contract depending on who you consult these days.

I wonder how EngFin anon is doing

>>8526062
Who?

>tfw writeanon never delivered

>>8526083
Engineer Finnish anon

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>>8526109

>>8526109
She posted in the tranner lesgen anyway. Half the characters would have been secret tranners.

>>8526197
Shame. I was waiting for a good story.

>>8526133
she ded

if there's anyone in San Antonio and going to pride today I'm legit cis lesbo and down to meetup

>>8525199
>shitpost
I pretty much only visit 4chan for my hobbies. Not much quality shitposting these days, though that story a while back with the sociopath killing her gf's cat was quality classic /b/ storytime.
>fav games
My gaming experience is so different, it's not going to mean anything. I started playing in arcades, loved Galaxian the most before later on I got into Mortal Kombat. The first console game I really liked was a version of this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtA-y-b4Fk played on a Korean console Zemmix. Then later Zelda.
I owned my first PC in college and got into MUD RPGs. The social aspect of MMO gaming had me hooked so I played EQ then ended up on WoW, doing high-end guild raiding (the kind going for server and NA firsts) from tail-end of BC through WoLK and part of Cataclysm before I burned out.
I stopped serious gaming after that. I play whatever I feel like casually. The last game I finished was Fallout 4. I play yuri VNs and other random VNs. I play whatever my gf feels like playing these days. Most games, like Black Desert online, don't pan out so well as a couple. We had pretty good success with Divinity: Original Sin (very good for two player) and Overwatch.

>>8526246
>I'm legit cis lesbo
Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

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>>8526238

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>>8526282
see you there bb

It isn't weird for a lesbian to wear men's underwear right?
My mom visited my apartment recently, saw my boxer briefs and asked whose they were. I said they were mine and she acted really weirded out. She knows I'm gay, I don't know why she's so surprised. Panties just aren't my thing.

>>8526285
Why are you so obsess with her?

>>8526302
It's totally weird.

>>8526305
Wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but I guess I'm lonely and just wondering how she is or whatnot. I guess this is weird huh... I'll stop

>>8526302
I don't think it's weird as in unusual, I imagine it's common for a lot of lesbians.

I don't think I would want to date a girl who wore men's underwear though. It gives the impression that you have issues with femininity.

>>8526302
I think moms just get freaked out when their daughters don't use girly stuff.

My mom threw a fit a month ago over me using a wallet for men, but have you seen women's wallets? They are either too fucking massive to fit in a pocket or so small they can barely hold coins, it's absolutely fucking retarded just like women's clothes not having deep pockets. Plus men's wallets smell good cuz leather and are sold in dark colors.

>>8526302
If they are men's boxer briefs than yes on her reaction. If they are boxer briefs for women, then it seems an over-reaction.
Just because they know you're gay, acceptance comes in stages. And it hits some hard to see physical evidence of it.

>>8526320
I didn't mean the question to come off as me bashing you for liking her. I was just wondering why she was your clg crush. It's not weird, it's kinda cute.

How do you guys honestly feel about men?
Like one day I'll think they're altruistic and awesome and the next day I'll think they're all sexist pieces of shit. I just don't know anymore.
Sometimes I think men represent both the best and worst of us, and women are just kind of in the middle.

>>8525438
Does anyone have that pic of that lonely guy with long hair getting his cake cut by his mom. That pic always hurts my soul.

>>8526391
I think of them as individuals. Some are nice, some are great, some are shit. If you think all men are evil, sexist etc. then I have to wonder if you're actually a lesbian or do you just hate men.

>>8526391
I don't really think of them much to be honest. They are people and I judge them individually.
>Like one day I'll think they're altruistic and awesome and the next day I'll think they're all sexist pieces of shit.
I've rarely encountered sexist men. I'm not silly enough to believe they are altruistic though. Most of the time they want to have sex/a relationship with you, so you should always be wary of your interactions with them until you get to know them better.

>>8526400
oh I'm not sexually attracted to them at all, but then I see stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtksE_U5dEA
and my heart just melts
men can do such awesome things sometimes

>>8526391
As long as they aren't 2D and in my animu and are romancing girls I like or getting in the way of yuri, I don't care much.

>>8526414
*people* can do such awesome things

How hard is it for you to think that way?

>>8526414
You know men are evolved to help us right?
They're supposed to do that shit normally. It's their instinct.

>>8526391
>men represent both the best and worst of us
>us
Well, I don't think of them as part of "us" and secondly, I don't think about men at all unless someone brings them up or they're around and doing something. I'm focused on women.
I pretty much don't see men outside of work and the gym. Most of the guys there are OK. A few are douchebags.

>>8526417
3 people stopped to help her and all of them were men. the odds of that are 12.5%, which is low but admittedly not astronomical, but the fact is not a single woman offered to help her.
>>8526419
if you believe evo psych you should literally kys

>>8526431
3 guys wanted to be nice. That doesn't reflect on men or women or anyone whatsoever. You are reading into nothing.

>>8526431
>if you believe evolution influences human psychology and behaviour kys
Whats funny is that evopsych explains why women didn't help her out too. Women generally don't help out other women unless we have to. We don't see other women as our physical lessers so seeing one woman fail a marathon doesn't bother us. It does for men though because they are our physical superiors and it is their natural instinct to help us in physical pursuits.

>>8526442
>seeing one woman fail a marathon doesn't bother us.
It bothers me because that's a person pouring their heart and soul into something and their body failing them.
>they are our physical superiors
lol. I'm a college sprinter. I can squat 255 lbs. I'd say I'm physically superior to 95% of men. But if I saw someone, male or female, with their body giving out on them, I'd want to help them.

>>8526467
Because you're a fucking lesbian. Lesbians mimic male behavior a lot on an instinctual level as well. We are white-knighty as fuck, will go out of our way to help women as well. Hell, if I saw that woman I would have helped her without even thinking twice, but that's because I'm a lesbian.
Most women are straight though, they do not think like men/lesbians. They do not have a male-type brain.

>>8526484
>Neckbeard thinking lesbians are men with vaginas
Just stop, your roleplaying is embarrassingly bad.

>>8526467
>I'd say I'm physically superior to 95% of men.
It's deeply ingrained and based on gender roles not individual assessments. There no "Oh a woman, better help, oh wait she's a muscled lesbian, she should be helping me!"

>>8526503
I am a lesbian. Acknowledging that women who like women will display similar behavioral traits as men who like women is not hard to believe, and it is backed by science. Lesbians have more male-type brains.
Also its hilarious that you're denying this considering you're probably some muscled up turbodyke that is physically superior to 95% of men. Which by the way I think is a crock of shit.

>>8526519
I'm sure you think you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body but this is /clg/, it's femme territory. We can't stop you from your little roleplay, but you look like a complete idiot, just so you know.

>>8526503
Well I think it kinda is my case. Of course I don't act a hundred percent like a man but I've been pretty manly ever since I can remember and don't have a reason as to why, it's just who I am. Ever since my late teens I've been trying to be more feminine, but aside from clothes I'm still not feminine at all.

>tfw I wanted to be a muscline white-knight only when I was a kid

>>8526556
I wanted to be a Roman legion and a Saiyajin and a lion.

>>8526536
I'm femme as fuck actually. Long hair with a fully feminine face and a curvy body (although I'm skeletor as fuck right now). The reason why I know men are naturally attuned to helping women is because they've been helping me do shit my entire life without me even asking them. That doesn't mean I don't think more like a man and express male behavioral characteristics.

>tfw you accidentally your whole life

>>8526431
Honestly, I'm one of the most kind and altruistic people you'll find, but it wouldn't even have occurred to me to help her because I'm not physically able to. I can't carry or even half-carry another adult woman my size very far even if I hadn't just finished running a marathon. So this >>8526442 does hold some merit, but that absolutely doesn't mean it wouldn't bother me. I'd feel very bad and might have run alongside her, but I also might just as well have rejected that idea for fear of embarrassing her.

>>8526586
>femme as fuck
Femme is more than a fashion sense or curves but it's pretty clear you don't know that. I also bet you think women are naturally attuned to the color pink even though that used to be a color that was seen as strong and appropriate for boys a century ago. Or that programming requires a "male brain" even though in the early computing days, women dominated the field and not men.
Social conditioning changes. It may one day be appropriate for women to open doors for other women and guess what, it will happen and everyone will think that's appropriate female behavior.
The only genetic component that's possibly involved is the desire to impress a potential mate which exists in both men and women. The nature of how you "impress" is largely defined by social conditioning. As lesbians, we already go against social conditioning on mate selection. This impacts our choice in behaviors, we includes a wide range of choices which may or may not include mimicing societally approved male behavior. But that doesn't make us have a male brain. And many of us do not think or feel like we need to imitate that either.

So I read that women subconsciously speak in a higher voice to people they're attracted to. Does that also apply to lesbians?

>>8526615
>I also bet you think women are naturally attuned to the color pink even though that used to be a color that was seen as strong and appropriate for boys a century ago. Or that programming requires a "male brain" even though in the early computing days, women dominated the field and not men.
Wrong.
I meant femme in appearance only btw. Not femme in personality. It doesn't matter from my experience though, because if you look femme people will see you as femme no matter how masculine you may act.
>But that doesn't make us have a male brain.
But a much higher % of us do have a more male structured brain than straight females. That is not to be ignored. And I'm not saying 100% of lesbians have a masculine brain, but a lot of us do.
>And many of us do not think or feel like we need to imitate that either.
Most lesbians who mimic male behavior do not do it consciously.

>>8526656
I dunno. I know I speak in a higher voice when I'm speaking on the phone, but straight girls have "phone voice" too.

>>8526656
I actually speak in a lower voice in that case. Also I've noticed that I speak in a higher voice with authority or when I want to be polite.

>>8526659
OK, time for science because you can't seem to get what I'm saying about social conditioning. So let's turn to physiology:
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/11/brains-men-and-women-aren-t-really-different-study-finds
>The majority of the brains were a mosaic of male and female structures
>between 23% and 53% of brains contained a mix of regions that fell on the male-end and female-end of the spectrum.
>Very few of the brains—between 0% and 8%—contained all male or all female structures. >“There is no one type of male brain or female brain,” Joel says.
>So how to explain the idea that males and females seem to behave differently? That too may be a myth, Joel says. Her team analyzed two large datasets that evaluated highly gender stereotypical behaviors, such as playing video games, scrapbooking, or taking a bath. >Individuals were just as variable for these measures: Only 0.1% of subjects displayed only stereotypically-male or only stereotypically-female behaviors.
>“There is no sense in talking about male nature and female nature,” Joel says. “There is no one person that has all the male characteristics and another person that has all the female characteristics. Or if they exist they are really, really rare to find.”
The concept of the male/female brain? Pretty useless in real world context. People are individuals and our interests and behaviors that overlap and stomp all over the gender line. Lesbians noticing stereotypical "male" interests or behaviors will easily find the same things exists with straight female counterparts.

>>8526707
Please explain why I haven't found a girl as autistic as me while there are plenty of males like me.

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>>8526707
>highly gender stereotypical behaviors
>such as taking a bath

>>8526656
I definitely do that. My friends have even pointed out that they know when I'm talking to a girl I like, because my voice gets higher and sweeter. My best friend, though, her voice gets a bit lower when she's flirting with girls. She's soft butch, compared to my lazy tomboy femme. So I wonder if that has anything to do with.

>>8526721
Have you taken a turn about this thread?

>>8526749
I mean in real life. It makes perfect sense for weirdos to gather in a place dedicated to weirdos.

>>8526721
I also wonder this. I can pass as normal when I go out because I drink and that helps (until I drink too much which I usually do bc I'm petite and crowds make me super nervous). I'm good at picking up girls due to being conventionally attractive, but I can't get more than a date or two out of a girl because they must realize I have aspergers. Or at least they can sense something is "off." I've slept with about 50 girls but haven't had a real girlfriend because I have difficulty connecting with someone without turning into a total spazz. Diagnosed in college, so not self-diagnosing aspergers here. Only a few people know, and I'm at the point where I think I should be open about it because at least people would know why I can be a little off sometimes. Guys seem to have no issue with it. I love to talk video games and working out with them, but I'm a gold star with zero interest in men other than friendship.

Do you have similar problems anon?

>>8526656
If you read more, there's studies that say the opposite too.
If I change, I think I probably go a little lower when I flirt with girls.
>>8526721
Well yeah, they're here but 4chan autists aren't very good at actually hooking up. Maybe they're doing it behind the scenes in chat but I seriously doubt it. We're outliers compared to all people though, if we last here long.
>>8526726
I'm assuming it's a preference for baths vs. showers.

>>8526753
The men have shit luck hooking up, why would it be any better for us? ;_;

>>8526282
>San An
>>8526290
bums

gdi every decently attractive girl there was either taken or fucking with some dude

wtf

almost smashed with one girl that was hitting on me but then her not-girlfriend-just-friend-we-not-serious chick got pissy at her

otherwise it was kinda fun

>>8526849
>chicks with sorta gfs or ex issues
Hard to find one that doesn't.
Sorry girl that you struck out tonight. Glad you had some fun though.

>>8526849
sorta gfs are the worst. possessive as fuck but won't commit.

>>8526849
That was the perfect time to throw that classic cheese one liner at her not-gf
>I don't want to split you up, I just want to come between you

>>8525026
Most people I know just use it interchangeably with "likes anime/manga/JP games", regardless of one's other interests and lifestyle. 'Otaku' became too strongly associated with the pretentious/delusional kind of anime nerd ("I'd fit in if I lived in Japan!",etc) so there was a label vacuum that 'weeb' ended up filling. If you still play yuri VNs and watch anime, I'd call you a 'weeb'.

>>8518689
What is clg's opinion on short couples? I'm 5'0 and I've always imagined future GFs(kek) to be at the same height or taller. Then I got this sorta crush on a nice girl who's like... 4'11-10.5

>>8527177
I played Huniepop. Am I weeb? I can't stand most anime and the only one I actually enjoyed from start to end was Black Lagoon. The only reason I'd go to Japan was foor history tours and qts.

>>8526062
I'm going fine, thanks for asking. Spent a week in Lyon and now I'm crying because I have to get back to work tomorrow.

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>>8527205
>I'm 5'0
>crush on a nice girl who's like... 4'11-10.5
Cute.

>>8527205
Fucking burger measures!

>>8527262
What do you do for work?

>>8527337
Right now I'm programming industrial robots.

>>8527341
Do you not like your job?

>>8527356
I hate this project we're working on.

>>8527360
Por qué?

>>8527364
Outdated shit for in idiot client. That company will probably go bankrupt in a few years.
>hire us to do their programming
>everything is outdated
>give huge list of demands
>no way, pay more

>>8527215
It has to be an ongoing thing; "I liked an anime once" isn't weeb. Even if you were a hardcore weeb at one point, once you lose interest for good you're no longer a weeb.

>>8527265
Thanks anon. We're asian so we're slightly below average height.
>>8527336
Me: 152 cm
Crush: 147-149 cm
Here you go anon.

>>8527499
My gf and I are a short couple. I'm 5'3" and she's 5'1". It works out well for us.