ywn be an anime waifu edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previously: >>8512378
Why is it so hard not to emotionally binge eat
>>8514308
Because you are sad and food is the best :(
Rei is best sailor
second for space station 13 waifus
>>8514309
Aw shit.
Drugs are the best though desu
>>8514309
hey danegirl, why do danish people do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk__h4oMmB4
>>8514310
That's a real weird way of spelling Ami
what happened with chara? i heard she ended up being a fake hon and not a russian girl
>>8514329
Fucking unholy kek I hope that's true
Tomorrow is always a better day, right?
>>8514329
She's real desu
>>8514322
: / Why should I know ? it's way before I was born? 1958
DAILY:
you're all gonna make it
>>8514347
Idk
I just get too sad to eat
And food usually looks kinda gross to me so...
>>8514337
Tomorrow is always better because it's one day closer to death
do you ever like
think about the most unfortunate in our community and cry for them because you realize that they'd literally be better off dead
or is that just me lol
>>8514344
yeah i'll make it onto the street
>>8514353
not often, but yesterday someone made a thread on /r9k/ where some dude interviews severely disabled/deformed children and i had similar thoughts
why do you hate women so much, mtfg?
>>8514353
I'm just waiting for ww3
>>8514353
Cant say Ive ever cried, but, sometimes I imagine what'd be like to be older and very masc looking and how much Id want to fuckin kill myself, and get really sad that some people really are like that
>>8514364
I love woman wtf
>>8514373
but you're disagreeing and being quarrelsome with a woman right now
does it make anyone else laugh as much as it does me that so many women think it's misogynistic behaviour to be disagreed with
>>8514380
Still not hate though, I love all
>>8514384
I'm like 99% sure it was a joke
>>8514329
isn't that stuff already a year old?
>>8514385
I know that was a joke, but it was obviously sarcasm based off of how some people actually act. Like I bet tons of "quarrelsome" behaviour they percieve is literally just dudes who dont really care.
I have a crush, mtfg.
But i don't know if she likes me back and i'm too shy to flirt so i can find out ;~;
>>8514394
Get drunk with her, it'll be easier that way
>>8514389
awful lot of assumptions you make there
>>8514399
no it's just one assumption
>>8514394
stop being a transbian
Do i pass
>>8514394
same
>>8514385
love u too <3
>>8514400
you assume what the criteria for the study is, how two groups of people perceive something and you assume the quantity of that.
>tfw no guy will ever crush on you
I just want that head, my Brittany got mad, like i'm really her man now.....
xD xD xD
>>8514414
WILL CRUSH FOR (YOU)S - INQUIRE WITHIN
Hey girls just wondering do i pass
>>8514411
>you assume what the criteria for the study is, how two groups of people perceive something
these are two parts of one assumption, that their perception is invalid thus involving the criteria.
what's your point though, I am making assumptions yes.
>>8514415
kys
>>8514414
There's plenty of guys out there, anon
>>8514418
>these are two parts of one assumption
not really, i don't think so. it's basically you assuming that the study allows the participants to figure out their own definition of quarrelsome and aggreeable instead of giving fixed and not misunderstandable criteria and you assume how the participants interprete something.
>what's your point though
you make assumptions based on prejudice and stereotypes.
>>8514426
Shut up carth.
Passgen is cancer
>>8514430
yeah, that's what Im saying though. The only assumption I've had to make is there is a free definition of quarrelsome, because the criteria hasnt been shown in the image so Im making that up in my head (here Im giving you or anyone else a very clear way to shut me down by proving me wrong). The rest of my post is a guess, a thought, based on that single assumption. "I bet", does not mean I assume or I believe is correct, but I am guessing, and generally apply this to how many women act, which is relevant to the study (*assuming* the definition of quarrelsome is defined by a standard I dont agree with).
>you make assumptions based on prejudice and stereotypes.
I make guesses and assumptions based on my own experience and perception of society, I harbour no prejudice and you've done nothing to show that.
>>8514426
Why are you even here? go be rapey somewhere else :/
>>8514436
>Shut up carth
Put ya trip on when you address me bitch, I wanna make a mental note of who to slap the shit out of Tbh..... and somebody tell that fugly Danish hon she is beneath even getting a pity (You) from me...... oh wait now I know why some of y'all drop trip before addressing me.
xD xD xD
*sniff*
Ay yo wurr da hot trannies at yuh?
*smacks lips*
carth has been besmirching the good name of chasers for TOO LONG
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/6k0x0a/so_alive_now_everything_we_do_in_life_has_a/
The only reason I'll take mones now instead of later -_-
I really hate your prophecy system
>>8514449
You are not even funny :(
Just nasty and mean.... Why are you like this?
>>8514449
I dont have a trip lmao
>4chan pass user
>he pays to chase trannies
Lmao
>>8514454
Although she doesn't pass, she easily looks a decade younger than she actually is
>>8514454
But you don't see all the non-transitioners who are happy and cis-acting after decades.
>>8514466
Now I don't know what to do
>>8514457
it's just his vulgar routine, but i think he's funny
just ignore if you don't like his style of bantz
>>8514453
>carth has been besmirching the good name of chasers for TOO LONG
LOL son plz. Fat betas been giving chasers a shit name for too long ftfy faM. I brought respect to the game...... originator, none greater watch me finish this shit..... Tbhwu family you gonna really be stunned when you see where this shit goes next, got some big plans in development rn.
>>8514463
>he pays to chase trannies
A broke hoe can only point me to a rich hoe.... thx tho xD
>>8514454
>looks better than 2/3 of /mtfg/
>probably has a job unlike 4/5 of /mtfg/
Ay /mtfg/ how does it feel to get BTFO by Redditards? xD xD xD
I am dyin over here from laffs Tbh. Good night y'all
>>8514420
of course, but none that would be interested in me
>>8514486
>big plans
You going to fuck a hot trans girl?
>tfw really, really want to trip again but have to wait at least two weeks
b-but lsd is non addictive, r-right?
>>8514488
we've been over this
will crush for (you)s
>>8514497
it doesnt have addictive properties like heroin or ciggies, but the human brain can addict itself to things by relying on them as a coping mechanism pretty easily, i.e. you can literally get addicted to gummy worms if you eat em to cope with stress every day, so badly you may need an actual intervention
>>8514503
>>8514420
of course you'd say that, you're unnaturally cute so it's easy for you
>>8514506
not your (you)
>>8514514
'twas a platonic (you)
>>8514503
ok here is a )you(
thank you
>tfw live in rural south
>26, been on hormones a couple years
>still need electrolysis
>bald/terrrible hair situation.... wigs for life
>fulltime, get gendered corectly like 30% of the time
>some customers call me hon
>random women I interact with call me hon
>tfw I'm a fucking hon
maybe if I can get electrolysis I'll be less of a hon
>>8514513
Please keep trying and stay hopeful, Anon
You'll find someone and it'll all be okay
>>8514523
fake deluded hope
>>8514526
shit I know, but I gotta try.
tfw i have to wait till my birthday for mones
Is it cheating to weigh yourself completely naked? Or is there the expectation that when you give your weight, that's your weight in clothes?
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>8514494
>fuck
>not get fucked by
>>8514533
Weight is without clothes
>>8514535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw20NvVDkjs
>>8514539
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>8514535
iktf
>>8514505
fuck it was amazing though
i could absolutely do that regularly for the next few years
>tfw
>>8514542
The title of the video was the same as your "hmmmmmm" so I linked it to your comment ? :/
tfw no birdy bf
tfw no gf
I'm graduating today
>>8514533
Na, i do it every morning right before shower.
>>8514535
Hi, daddy.
>tfw I cry whenever I get a moment alone because I keep thinking about how my life would be if I was born female
Why did I lose. My only life. The only experience I'll ever have. And I was born a boy.
tfw no avian semen hitting the back of my throat
>>8514566
Poppy no plz stop. Charlotte won't like whatever you are thinking about.
>>8514569
WOOOOO have fun
t. person who never actually got to go to their graduation
>>8514569
congrats on wasting time
>>8514579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIn0xmTFpPQ I like charlotte music way too much
wtf
>>8514587
Honestly fuck Poppy, Charlotte is superior in every way.
>>8514590
What is wrong, daddy birdy?
im really sleepy but i cant sleep
i tried for an hour
>>8514596
Jill off. The endorphins will make you sleepy.
>>8514596
Try working out and drinking water and shit
Bigfoot is real and it scares me
>>8514594
w t f
>>8514596
I usually take a pill to sleep
>>8514598
That helps me sometimes but not today, I got reallly close after I did and then something happened and now my head feels funny and I can't get comfy and sleep.
>>8514603
4 am is a bit late for working out, my dad would kill me
>>8514606
I wonder if I have my melatonin still
What do you take?
>>8514561
They do pass. I know a few.
>>8514605
what the heck????
>>8514608
mirtazapin 15mg it's an anti depressant but will put you to sleep withing an hour for sure. after like 45 mins I can barely walk the three steps to my bathroom because my body is like already half in standby mode.
sertii is the cutest
>>8514608
She's a cyborg but also a girl and she's being all like "no silly you don't do that!"
And she's like "baka! I know"
Just do like quite jumping jacks
Pretend ur a ninja
>>8514449
don't you literally have a faggier voice than most of the trannies in this thread
stupid ugly manlet chaser
My gf is the best :]
>>8514613
i took that one years ago and it made me fatter but its also the only antidepressant thats ever worked on me
rip
>>8514449
Carth my nigga wassup
>>8514613
Oooh, sedatives
I've used xanax to sleep before but that's a bad idea
>>8514620
I don't wanna do jumping jaaaaaaaaaacks
>>8514627
I go for a run, makes me tired as fuck, then I have some temezapam.
i ordered pizza
>>8514605
No daddy birdy, don't be like that
>>8514404
I'd fuck ya. Smile though, sweetheart.
>>8514624
I'm supposed to take it but I don't. Didn't do a thing for me except making the weight issues that started when I quit tobacco for SRS worse.
The problem I have with sleep is PTSD nightmares waking me up. Mirtazapine does nothing for that. Neither do lormetazepam and cyamemazine, so I'm supposed to take three fucking sleeping drugs that only give me side-effects and certainly not good sleep. Sod that.
Funny, though, I don't get the effect you mention. When I took them, if I didn't go to bed, I certainly didn't feel any more sleepy. More like badly drunk. Lormetazepam fucks with memory too. I barely remember the couple days I stayed at the clinic right after SRS except for a few key moments because mixing it with opiates wiped most of my memories. I have what I wrote and what my mother told me from her visits, though.
>>8514561
Transgender is a more general term that includes transvestites, transsexuals, and anyone else who does not conform to typical gender roles. These terms are in flux, though, and some may disagree with these definitions.
Some dictionaries still define transvestite as one who derives sexual pleasure from wearing clothes normally associated with the opposite sex, but the part about sexual pleasure is outdated. Today, transvestite denotes anyone who often dresses in clothes normally associated with the opposite sex.
>tfw repressing
>forgot about my old wow character
>>8514645
Aren't you Welsh? It's not even midday.
>>8514665
Transvestites are cis people who dress as the opposite sex either for pleasure or for work. Transvestite shows are sadly still not a thing of the past. And it wasn't uncommon for women to pose as men to do jobs they weren't allowed either before feminism opened the doors wide.
And no, no matter what SJWs say, transgender isn't a catch-all umbrella. The word was coined to escape the nasty medical associations 'transsexual' has because of gatekeepers. Part of the depsychiatrisation movement. Transvestites, femboys, tomboys and attack helicopter snowflakes aren't transgender.
>>8514672
Haven't played WoW in a long time. Mostly played a tauren and a dwarf. Both female. You don't see many dwarf or tauren female PCs in that game, strangely...
>>8514663
I'm not sure how but I reduced the amount of PTSD nightmares I get alot but I didn't have a them as much as you I think. idk maybe reading Freuds book about dreams helped.
>>8514678
>Transvestites are cis people
say they are*
>Transvestite shows are sadly still not a thing of the past.
Fuck off, how would you like to have your sexuality and presentation policed?
>transgender isn't a catch-all umbrella.
[citation needed]
>the nasty medical associations 'transsexual' has
Except it doesn't.
>Transvestites, femboys, tomboys and attack helicopter snowflakes aren't transgender.
t. has never been to /femgen/
>>8514649
y'all are weird
>>8514699
sorry I always was weird
>no longer allowed to kill myself
relationships were a mistake
>>8514699
hmmmmmmm
you are weird!
>>8514699
Question: What are your feelings towards pets, specifically cats?
>>8514676
yeah but i barely ate yesterday and the day before so i'm very hungry and stuff
>>8514687
strange how a late 30s transitioner can claim to be so tru trans
>>8514731
how many cats do you have
>>8514735
Is 5 cats too many cats?
>>8514738
the only cat I want is urs bb
>>8514731
>I have lots of them
I asked you about your feelings towards them. You responded with a statement about the quantity of them you have.
You're being difficult on purpose again.
>>8514738
my mom had 7 at one point
>>8514742
quit being a coward
>>8514738
no that's fine just don't end up forever alone while trying to compensate that by buying cats.
>>8514750
can I choose the one that's just you in nothing but cat ears
>>8514665
transvestites arent typically experiencing of gender dysphoria and so are not transgender; few examples of such include drag queens. Some may end up deciding they do so due to transgenderism, but there should be a distinction made between crossdressers and mentally opposite-gender people.
>went outside to buy some napkins and milk quickly
>lady came up to me on the way
>asked me way to [local landmark]
>tell her to take the next left and follow the road all the way to the end
>feel really good that i got to help a stranger
>realise 30 seconds later i got my left and right mixed up
>tfw i told her to go in the complete opposite direction
>tfw will now live in fear of that lady one day finding me again
>>8514748
I'll stop being a coward when you stop being mean
>>8514758
>confuses left and right
What kind of person does this?
Clue: They're common here.
>>8514763
I heard left handed people often get that
>>8514754
W-what no way I don't do lewd stuff like that
>>8514763
i got confused because we were facing opposite directions when we were speaking to each other
>>8514761
I ain't mean
>>8514756
and so people who have legitimate gd should be able to get a rx for mones right?
>>8514768
what's lewd about animals?
you're weird, lady.
>>8514768
Hey Ally, you should buy a pair of cat ears and maybe a cat tail too
Just as a joke haha
>>8514776
Wearing cat ears and nothing else is lewd senpai
>>8514774
ye. If youre a drag queen, beard and dress purely for the sake of just messing around and having fun or making money, youre transvestite and there's no reason to transition. If you realise, "hey I hate being male and crossdress as an outlet for a deep repressed dysphoria, and wish I was a girl all the time", you are actually transgender, and you should get transition (meaning hormones should be on the table).
>>8514781
you can wear a tail too if that makes you feel better
>>8514781
it's not lewd when both are ok with being naked
>>8514786
Yeah, it'll be a right laugh
Imagine the look on our faces when you show us pics of it too, hehe
Being transgender really leaves you with a hole in the heart that never heals and if repressing or transitioning
it never really goes away
>everyone who passes is gone from this thread (followed by soon dollface, CFH and beepbeep)
>/mtfg/ is primarily dominated by ugly hons like ally, chara, chloe, coffee, danegirl, faye and pandora
what a sad moment in history for mtfg
>>8514794
I promise Ill get prescribed soon and make mtfg great again anon! Just you wait.
>>literally what is stopping you from experimenting with feminine gender expression?
>>we made a deal last time you'd at least try *something*
god fucking damn I want to die
I feel like a repressor and an idiot but I do want to be a girl
>>8514794
faye isn't a hon, she's just the unfortunate victim of a smear campaign
>>8514794
Why does it matter if I am a hon or not?
>>8514794
>Coffee
No one knows what she looks like
>>8514811
Or me
>>8514814
whom?
>>8514791
Even if you have a bf who loves you?
>>8514816
Yeah but I'm repressing by being a gay boy so I still feel pretty bad and empty
>>8514814
But you've shown pics to people on discord
>>8514808
like idk how it is in NZ but we have public nude beaches and stuff like that here.
>>8514826
no I just mean it's an example for how people can be naked around each other without it being lewd but I guess it's different in other countries.
>>8514794
/mtfg/ may be a terrible place, but it's worth remembering that beautiful flowers grow well in horse manure.
>>8514794
chara and coffee are cute
>>8514835
>No /mtfg/ is a pure and beautiful place, just like me.
Anyone who says they're pure is 100% guaranteed to be the exact opposite of that.
>>8514302
lies
>>8514843
>tfw not pure at all
today is the day
>>8514848
what are you gonna do?
>>8514850
My parents are traveling to see me today.
It's been a very long time since I've seen them.
>>8514851
het
>>8514857
will you drink with them? sounds like it will be boring
>>8514862
I don't know, it will be very awkward.
They will probably want to. They're fucking alcoholics.
>>8514794
>everyone who passes is gone from this thread (followed by soon dollface,
can ya'll stop using me to perpetuate shitty memes and/or to make people feel bad about themselves lol
i've been posting here forever and even in my manic BPD moments this kind of shit with tier lists etc has always pissed me off
>>8514864
tfw you'll never make happy tier-lists that make people feel good with lip-chan.
>>8514863
just go for it but not overdo it probably helps the awkwardness.
>>8514864
Yeah dollface is cool, lets make /mtfg/ great again!
>>8514871
tfw will never be on a tier list :)
>>8514871
i edited a tier list once and put everyone in the highest tier instead of separating them but that was da best i could think of idk
>>8514873
i just don't like having people compare themselves to me and i don't like comparing myself to other ppl either
we're all different and everyone has qualities that are beautiful, it's not a contest and it doesn't hold much weight regardless
>>8514876
how does that make me a hypocrite lmao
>>8514872
I just don't like them.
>>8514873
You never know...
>>8514877
We can do better than that edie.
>>8514880
why even meet up with them then? do they give you something?
>>8514885
talked into it.
>>8514887
I hate it when that happens. I'm gonna cut all the ties with people idc about this year tho.
>>8514890
you're fuggin cute, though
>>8514890
with?
>>8514891
They're also rich, probably better if i get on good terms with them again.
>>8514576
iktf hardcore senpai
about being disabled, too
Before I go and G R A D U A T E, I wanna point this out
>>8514877
I don't really understand why people compare each other here. Everyone is literally equal here, from being insane to depressed to being normal, etc. That's not me being mean, that's just how it is. The only thing that matters to me is if people can have a decent conversation with each other.
To me, you're a decent human being, just like the rest of the people here that aren't total buttholes. I think you should simply ignore those people who think having a status here in /mtfg/ is important.
Here's a kiwi to cheer you up.
Now of to get my diploma goodbye forever~
>>8514898
yeah that makes sense I only know poor people so I didn't think of that
hmm...
>>8514893
????
I look like Ariel Pink
>>8514907
bibi, have fun, and tell us about graduation, i want to know what it's like to actually go to one
(also stop culturally appropriating my countries birbs)
>>8514880
maybe..
>>8514907
idk i think because some ppl are insecure or they want ppl to feel bad about themselves or they want to cause drama etc lol
i read a quote once that read along the lines of "minorities arguing about who is better is akin to prisoners arguing over who has the comfiest mattress"
we're all still in jail while the ppl genuinely superior to us are at the top looking down at us simply for existing, so why bicker?
also congrats on the diploma!!!!!!!!! ROCK THE GRADUATION BB
>>8514914
No, Ariel Pink looks like a man. I don't think you could look like a man if you tried.
>>8514917
hugboxing is harmful
>>8514918
literally not even hugboxing, I didnt say she was a 10/10 gorgeous babe, but she doesnt look like a man or even close
>>8514918
robin a cute. deal with it.
>>8514915
Ty! I will tell you all about it
(kiwis are qt desu)
>>8514916
Perhaps but this is /mtfg/, no one should care if you have 100000 fans or you look like Blaire White or have 3 nipples or whatever. I understand if people aren't confortable with how they look but you can't shit on people for what they look like, just try to improve yourself and make yourself look nice and act nice. You can't just insult someone and think "yes she ugly now!", that's not how it works.
And thank you!! I will!!
>>8514914
stop doing drugs
So a couple of weeks ago I buy girl pants and they have no pockets, thought it was a bit odd and annoying but I got over it.
But then I bought a shirt yesterday, and what do you know: THE BUTTONS ARE ON THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE!! WHY??
>came out to a friend recently
>he's very supportive
>invites me out to lunch and takes me back to his place after
>he starts talking about his hobbies and he's really passionate
>i get this warm fuzzy feeling inside watching move his hands as he talks and listening to him speak
am i developing an emotional attachment here? this is weird, i've never felt this sort of attraction to someone before
Im an ugly girl with a beard, why cant I be killed
>>8514939
literally me :3
>>8514937
it's a blouse they are that way because it used to be something other people put on you instead of putting it on yourself
>>8514794
>sass never making any lists
it's like a meme that never dies
>>8514937
So that we can spot creepy men who are wearing women's clothing.
>>8514937
it's so people can take it off while they fondle your butt
>>8514944
The Sass List:
Sass.
>>8514944
>sass
who???
>>8514943
Is it weird to find the reversed button and zipper layout on women's clothing easier to put on myself?
>>8514933
but then I'd kms?
>>8514962
are you left handed or maybe you are used to it that way because it's always been like that?
>>8514967
>wearing andro at the moment
sounds more like you're in full dyke regalia
>>8514975
Well thanks
>>8514975
Allie's a raging dyke though, so it's fitting. I guess she just can't hide it.
>>8514987
no u
>>8514973
Nah I'm right handed, the first time I tried on a women's winter jacket I was really confused why it was reversed, but that really quickly became "oh my god this is so much easier!". N-not that zippers are normally difficult I mean...
>tfw trying to move furniture for first time in ~a year with pathetic new girl muscles now
like holy shit ouch
>>8515024
I-i work in furniture delivery :(
fuck
>>8515024
get a boy to help you move it, then reward him with sex afterwards
>>8515024
I picked up a friend from the airport the other day and helped him with his luggage... they actually daww'd me and said it was adorable that I couldn't lift heavy things...
what the fuck is happening to my body OwO
>>8515028
the only boy here is my arthritic step dad
>>8515031
sometimes you just gotta get on that dick bub, its a part of being a woman...
>>8515030
i mean i don't mind it but this is my parents' house i'm moving stuff out of(they're fine but i'm not gonna come out to them til i've moved out), so i can't get that recognition here
>>8514938
cute
>>8515030
but yeah
big OwO
>>8514962
If by weird you mean trutrans, yes.
does biotin work
>>8515060
yes :)
what can I do to stop epilating from hurting so much?
if I drink some alcohol first will it help??
>>8515060
i saw no difference
>>8515135
Idk, I'm getting one soon, how much do they hurt?
>>8515060
what is it supposed to do?
>>8515158
make your hair grow faster and healthier
>>8515164
expensive?
>>8515143
How much does plucking all of your hairs hurt?
Thats how much
>>8515167
not really
>>8515170
M-my poor chest :'(
>>8515164
facial hair?
>>8514613
wait they make a 15?????
i was on 30 then 45......
>>8515170
how about a nice ingrown hair to go with that?
>>8515177
all hair
>>8515135
Just shave instead, Epilating sounds like torture and I dont get why its popular here.
:^(
>>8515185
perfect, i can return to being an ape
>>8515190
Getting the sheath out leaves potential for pubescent/male hairs to not come back
>>8515192
i heard top/head mechanics at car dealers can make 6 figures
>>8515179
it's enough to make me sleep so yeah
>>8515143
They hurt, but its better in the bath
>>8515204
>Electric appliance
>In the bath
Nice thinking
>>8515197
I'm only doing this auto mechanic thing to make ends meet tho while I finish transition this summer
I'll be back into that kinda money again afterward but it juSt sucks that auto mechs don't make more.
I'm tired of earning mid-middle class wages.
I miss my expensive lifestyle.
Heard about a tranny friendly welding company in town for close to 80k but I don't wanna get tied down here
>>8515211
>cute mechanic girl covered in oil and sweat
I see nothing wrong with this
how different is getting a real dicking compared to using toys???
>>8515216
>
>>8515218
pls don't do this my heart can't handle this kinda cute
>>8515211
damn, how long do you have to go to school for to be making 80k a year?
>tfw birdy tells ember "good morning, beautiful" when she wakes up and you wish it was you
;_;
>>8515218
work under my hood, daddy
>>8515209
They're battery operated and waterproof idiot...
It even says to use in the bath and shower in the guide that comes with it xD
>>8515221
I dropped out of my last year of uni due to $$.
Idk,
I'm just talented.
The key is working for companies that pay for certification/qualification classes.
I was making 6figs prior to this, but transition made it impossible to move around until it's finished.
I still get offers but I have to wait until I'm legal
>>8515195
I guess, if you're aiming for hair loss you should probably do real hair removal tho.
>>8515224
You realize Birdie is doing this to like five girls atm, right? Transgender tits was just in here the other day talking about how he was doing it to her and Im sure there have been like seven other girls in that time.
Birdie doesnt give a fuck about you he just likes the ego boost you give him, and being that he's a fat loser he desperately needs it.
>>8515225
So do you enjoy cybering with neets? There have to better ways to make a dollar.
>>8515238
>I'm just talented.
check your privilege, valq
not all of us are good at stuff and things
>>8515246
Privilege is inherent.
I worked my ass off.
hey
anybody else feel like they're slowly growing averse to trying new things?
i only really noticed it recently, but i just watch the same movies over and over again, cycle the same books, watch the same videos, listen to the same songs i was listening to 15 years ago, etc.
>>8515280
only in music so far but yes
or at least my taste is narrowing a bit
>>8515251
Not sure what you're trying to say?
>>8515217
Its way better.
I dont really enjoy using toys very much, but getting plowed into the bed by someone big and strong feels amazing. Add in all the extra things your partner can do to you and their body heat too you cant really compare.
>>8515217
Toys never did much for me even though I have a lot. Guess my sexuality is pretty feminine in the sense I like being desired and fucked.
It's pretty different. Toys can't hold you down and pin your wrists behind your back. Toys can't force your legs apart and push up your skirt and pull down your panties. Toys can't whisper your name as they slowly slip inside and you can't hear them panting. Toys don't cum either, you can't feel them throbbing inside as they fill you with their load.
I think after having sex with a guy I haven't used a toy since, it's been years, it doesn't even start to compare.
>>8515325
sluts do not deserve cute pictures.
>>8515240
> Transgender tits
He calls maddie princess. AFAIK those are the only 2 girls he actually pays that much attention to
I'm autistic :(
>>8515344
He calls every trans girl that. lol
Even me
>>8515345
lil bit
>>8515258
Tfw no big sister valq
>>8515343
dunn bully im no sloot
i did it with my long term abusive partner
i would never have casual sex
>>8515251
That was a reply to Cha- Oh. Ew. Valq thats disgusting you have no idea where that things been.
Also shitty on the ginger part, makes sense. I got lucky, a lot of my body hair and facial hair was red but its dark enough for laser.
>>8515217
Depends on the guy, obviously having a guy there to cuddle and hold you afterwards is great.
>>8515344
Well thats three, are you really confident there aren't more? Even if those are his only three right now there have been so many in the past.
And Im the only real princess here.
>>8515356
yeah you better not
you be a good girl you furry shit
>>8515357
Hey Moap, have you had your interview yet?
>>8515364
im not a furryyy aaaaa q.q
>trying to find a good daily make up routine
>try to watch a youtube video for daily make up
>this bitch is moisturizing, then applying primer, then liquid foundation and concealer, then powder foundation, then blush, then eye shadow, eyeliner and mascara
Wtf pls tell me that isn't normal for cis girls
Can't I just clean my face, put on some powder foundation, concealer and eyeliner and call it a day?
>>8515373
don't lie to me you cute little piece of shit
il fuckin yiff u
>>8515379
pwease im not a furry...... ;c;
>accidentally click on /hm/
oh..
>>8515405
>accidentally
>>8515407
It was an accident, I swear. I only looked at it out of curiosity. Sort of like when I click /cm/. Or /u/ trying to get to /v/.
I'm not a hon I'm a man
>>8515371
Yep, went well, I should be officially employed sometime next week!
>>8515376
Yes, you can.
>>8515396
Who pays who?
You know shes a nonpassing neet irl rite?
>>8515405
goddamn fujoshit, shouldn't you be too busy fingerin yerself to straight shotens
>>8515396
It's all the same, just wing it.
>>8515424
>Yep, went well, I should be officially employed sometime next week!
Damn, I was sure you were gonna flub it.
You win this time, Moap.
>>8515448
>flub it
>>8515422
With a 34" band & breasts full of mammary glands.
All you need now is a new subaru outback and the city white girl persona will be complete
>>8515424
>posting an image like this
>still thinking ETLEs are wrong
um...
>>8515482
hi beep, how are you?
>>8515467
Is 34" that good by MtF standards? Because that's what I have and I feel my ribcage is too deep. Width is ok, though, I guess.
>>8515448
Im pretty charismatic and likeable until you get to know me, his biggest concern was that he wouldnt be able to give me many hours and mine was that I had no past experience. He didnt give a fuck I had no official job experience, basically said my woodworking experience was more than enough. And I told him Im fine with working few hours.
>>8515478
Alright you got me, what is an ETLE?
Is it related to Blanchards bullshit?
>>8515481
Fair, passers dont stick around here unless they have issues.
>>8515396
uwu
>>8515498
It's a solid mid-range average cis girl size.
The second you walk in a few shops & your band size is larger than the biggest number any of them sell, that's fucked up territory.
I'm a 38D but, i'D be most comfortable in a 40c, but most common brands don't carry it.
So, i'D have to opt for a band extender if I absolutely wanted to buy from a normal store.
>>8515500
Honestly, I just made friends here during transition and I'm so fucking neutral and un-nerving, I don't have a reason to run n cry from here
>>8515478
ETLEs are bonkers even by blanchard standards and the only people that support the concept are fringe tranny researchers like Anne Lawrence who field amazing fascinating insights like all furries infact secret plushophiles who don't know it yet.
If you support them you're a kook. Keep Big Pharma out of bedroom activities, the last thing we need is for faggots like you to lead people to start pilling away anything that isn't prudishness because they think they're dysfunctional for being the average politician.
>>8515523
"The terms "erotic target location error" and "erotic target identity inversion" were first used in 1993 by sexologist Ray Blanchard"
Nope its pretty sane by Blanchard standards. Blanchard is a kook tho.
>>8515498
I feel the same way. I'm hovering around a 35" right now but I'm like the epitomy of skinny fat.
It's hard to search up the right words to use to describe the problem for that solution but "deep" seems right. Torso is thick from the side.
I'm not sure what one would do to "fix" it. I thought maybe it was visceral internal fat around the organs so cardio would be better. But maybe some muscle needs to be built up to pull everything together? Or just both.
I'm lazy as fuck though, which is how I ended up skinnyfat: Not doing something, like sleeping through lunch, is easy. Being persistent with doing something like cardio is hard (especially since I hate sweating since it makes my face disgustingly red and my sweat used to break me out like crazy so I am paranoid as fuck about wiping down immediately after.)
>>8515531
Im sorry..
>>8515523
"The best known examples of erotic target identity inversions are biological males who experience sexual arousal in response to imagining themselves as women (called autogynephilia)"
Oh christ, AGP is evolving.
>>8515532
Get in shape =)
should i try to date a straight guy or should i date an open gay guy
>>8515549
A straight guy.
Hello I would like there to be some real treatments to cure being a hon now thank you.
>>8515549
Date a cute guy.
>>8515555
Where may I purchase this snake oil
>>8515549
Are you a woman or a man?
>>8515541
I'm in a shape and it's not a circle.
I mean, shit, most girls my age nowadays are fucking convex. I would say around here (fucking Missouri) something like 75% of people my age are at the high end of a "healthy" weight with an inactive lifestyle and when you add 10 years they become bulbous and portly (all those women tucking their hanging stomachs down the front of their pants...)
We all want to be pretty though, don't we? Part of the issue is I'm just already on my feet for 10 hours a day and my feet and legs just hurt too much to run afterwards. The only cardio I can think of that's not on your feet is swimming and... well, I don't have a private pool.
>>8515566
girl with a dong
>>8515570
Then you will want to date a man that wants to be with a girl. There is your answer :D
Why is everyone so mean, tf
why am I so dysphoric lately
Hey cuties I'm sitting here jacking off to your conversations and pictures about to cum hehe
>>8515577
i believe i can answer this with an anime picture
>>8515577
I'm not really mean. I like to funpost a bit from time to time, that's all.
She's visiting me today!
>>8515577
Because spending time around other trannies turns you into a terrible person.
>>8515585
It's coming now!! Oh god! I love you girls!
>>8515549
Openly straight acting bi guy
>>8515593
someone's gonna get benis'd
i'm not saying it's gonna be you (but it's you)
>>8515602
That was a good orgasm. Thank you beautiful girls
>>8515561
Nowhere.
>>8515632
but I don't want to be a hon anymore
i think i feel even worse now that ive slept
>>8515642
what's wrong, grace
>>8515649
my head is exploding and my body feels sore and weak
i had some weird as heck dreams too
>>8515593
Benis
>>8515658
what happened?
>>8515642
Better sleep more to be safe
>>8515635
Sorry
>>8515658
mom ;~;
just relax and take a lil pain stuff okay?
>>8515662
in the thread?
uh
it kinda started with me being in my childhood best friend's basement
but i was talking to this one dude
and we were waiting for something
and basically like
the head doctor from MGSV was gonna bring this dude back to life
and we wanted to see the dead body
well i kinda didnt but i was curious
guy's head looked like bacon rip
so then we see it and some doctor that looks like Morpheus
and then the dude I'm with tells me how the guy died and stuff
and then i'm like, talking to this guy that's like my dad and
actually nvm on that
after that im like showing my dad a weird video
and then im inside the video
and then im like viewing earth like im on google earth or something
and there's this narration about something
countries tryna vote against something idk
and then i land in some weird place and start driving
and im basically just on a road trip for fun
and im listening to this guy go on about something that's revolutionary for trannys and bla bla bla
i pull into a mcdonalds drive thru
someone talks to me idk who
and then it just kinda ends because i woke up
>>8515675
y-yeah
i hope we have tylenol
>>8515665
I MIGHT
>>8515683
take some of that and a cup of water and lay down a hour okay? your not allowed to get sick:(
>>8515687
Grace had a good run in this life, anon. It's time to just let her go with dign--
Time to just let her go.
>>8515683
I meant why you feel weak and your head hurts
that was interesting tho
>roommate comes in sweaty as fuck from outside
>had to take bus to and from clinic because I didn't know if I'd be able to make it home in time
>switches out of sweaty clothes, puts on her indoor clothes: a v neck, those fucking gym shorts and no socks
>always puts her feet up in the seat she's sitting in, "criss-cross apple sauce" style, always
>there's a sweat stain in that shape on her spot on the couch to fucking prove it
>She reminds me to watch a trailer
>She comes into my room to talk about it
>sits down on my bed (I have the sheets off right now, so directly on mattress)
>five minutes pass
>ten minutes pass while talking
>suddenly realize I can smell her feet
>her feet that are on my bed, as well as her hairy legs
>remember the heavy musk that wafts from her room
>ask her not to put her feet on my bed "because you've been outside and it's hot outside"
>she apologizes a few times, gets up and leaves
>I can tell from the next conversation I basically just called her gross
I'm an asshole, but god damn it.
>>8515712
Is she asking for it?
>>8515700
i think that has something to do with waking up in the wrong part of the sleep cycle
it's happened to me too, especially when napping
also explains the vivid dreams (or remembering them vividly after waking up)
>>8515687
I've been sick
I think I should try eating
I got hungry for the first time like all day at 3 in the morning
take care of me anon ;_;
>>8515693
Good morning bully anon! Thanks for the laugh~
>>8515700
idk
im sick i guess
>>8515722
this could be it too!
>>8515467
What's wrong with being a 34DD tanner 5 and a man
>>8515724
just focus on getting better mom okay?
>>8515712
I thought your roommate was male and this was going in a completely different direction
>>8515725
Men don't get off on being milked from that part of their body
>>8515712
no your not, they are gross and deserved to be scolded for it, people only get like that when others say nothing
starting cypro what to expect
>>8515735
Does Faye enjoy that?
>>8515735
most asian boys I've met do
>>8515712
you were right to tell her - she prob just didn't know. foot odor can be really hard for people to detect when it's coming from themselves
>>8515740
milk, mood shifts and miniscule testicles
>>8515718
At one point I thought maybe she never washed her fucking bedsheets because she sounded surprised I wash mine once a week but she was offended when I suggested she do so because she says she does wash it.
Then I thought maybe the alcoholism caused gross, excessive sweating. But she hasn't drunk in two weeks to my knowledge, which was finally accomplished because she said "I want to prove to you I can change". I scolded her for that and told her not to change for me but herself, she shouldn't change anything about herself unless it's for herself. I wanted nothing to do with being the reason. She seemed a little confused but then quiet about that. But, I mean, it caused the pink toenails, alcohol abstinence and LHR so... good? I imagine she's out of ideas now. Maybe she'll buy an epilator? I know she won't tell her parents anytime soon.
>>8515755
What is the nicest, most tactful way to tell someone "I can smell your feet and don't like it, please put them down?" Would it be better to just physically move the conversation?
>>8515756
all good things
(are the mood shifts different than on spiro?)
>>8515724
>Good morning bully anon! Thanks for the laugh~
Hello, Grace. I'm so sorry to hear that you're under the weather today. What terrible news, verily.
So, can I have your paintball stuff if this is the one that finally does you in?
>>8515771
just a bit worse
>>8515772
Hmph, already looking forward to my death
>>8515729
ill try!
I don't understand what DC sees in me
>>8515783
Hes a chaser with a fetish, what do you THINK he sees in you? I mean I'm sorry to tell you this but you are extremely naive if you fell the bullshit story he has told you about caring about you at all.
>>8515763
You're allowed to blather.
'I don't mean to offend you and I'm not like trying to make any like subtle or whatever statement by saying it at all, just I was wondering if you knew, because with that specific thing I know it can completely pass your own attention while others are noticing it - I've had that happen myself - but yeah, it's fine but like there's kind of an odor, like a lot of an odor, from your feet at the moment, a distracting amount? Just I'd rather you like managed that first, before you get like *too* comfortable on the furniture in here?'
i don't know where you live tho - i know in a lot of america they have less patience with roundabout talk, or will just straight up not understand the concept of an understatement. but yeah
>>8515805
that's rather presumptuous
>>8515805
he's unironically not a real chaser though senpai
>>8515783
a hole for his benis
>>8515808
How is your relationship progressing by the way?
>>8515776
I'm not looking forward to it, I've just made my peace with it.
>>8515809
>Not a real chaser
>Faps to dick girls
>Extremely hostile to everyone who called him a chaser despite it being in his name
>Goes on drunken sperg outs towards any transbians
I remember too when i was naive to think that a guy would come here and not be a chaser.
>>8515828
things have been really good lately
>>8515829
I feel like this is a lie but it's a sweet lie and I'm naive so it made me say awww a little.
>>8515831
Did he take away your trip?
>>8515843
he took something but not my trip, I'm just on my phone
>>8515850
So you still have your !f7Purity.s?
>>8515857
yeah when I'm on my computer
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/i_squid_you_not_h.p._lovecraft_inspired_tentacle_dildos_are_a_thing
I can't wait to have a vagina.
>>8515859
So you took a vow with god and are currently practising abstinence together! ^-^
>>8515872
u-um....
>am dickgirl
>still dont have a thousand boyfriends
>tfw u pass even tho u don't pass
>>8515830
I'm not a chaser, I mostly just come here to say mean things to Grace.
Also, these threads are addictive, even if they are bad for your health - kinda like cigarettes, I guess. Hmm, maybe I should make Grace take up smoking.
>>8515892
i'll be your (totally boy) friend
>>8515898
>>8515901
Bully chaser please, smoking is gross!
snickerdoodle
more like stick her noodle mirite
>>8515830
they only came here because of snickerdoodle though, autistic and spergy but not a archetype chaser
>>8515763
>>8515909
Whats he like? As a person? Charming? Extravagant? Supreme gentleman?
>>8515911
Girls who smoke are seen as more dominant though, and seeing as how 90% of the poor souls trapped in these threads are hopeless subs, it may increase your chances of finding a girlfriend.
Also, if you get angry, you can stub your cigarettes out on them for fun.
>>8515924
In practice I'm not actually a good dom. I'm way too scared and unsure of what I'm doing.
>>8515924
>stub your cigarettes out on them
uwu
>>8515914
our sweet, creamy, sugary, freshly baked snickerdoodle
>>8515923
he's a big softie
>>8515929
You know your way around well enough for being so unsure
>>8515929
>In practice I'm not actually a good dom. I'm way too scared and unsure of what I'm doing.
All you have to do is pretend that the other person is beneath you. I mean, it's easy for me of course, but I can see how it would be harder for you.
You aren't making this hunt for a new partner easy, Grace.
>Whip out the Homu cosplay again for some facebook friends
>Realize how shitty I look
I'm never going to look like a girl, am I? I might be able to pass as a femboy but feminity is forever out of reach. I can't even say "I wish I could go back in time and start sooner" because my parents wouldn't have stood for it and I couldn't afford to do it on my own
>>8515933
uwu
>>8515936
>>8515942
I've gotten better at talking the talk but I don't really know how to actually pleasure someone. I'm also incredibly terrified of hurting the other person somehow. What if I squeeze them in a place they weren't okay with!? I undermine the dominance by nervously asking if they're okay or what I'm doing is okay with them.
>I can see how it would be harder for you.
>You aren't making this hunt for a new partner easy, Grace.
Pls, I'm supposed to be the one beneath my dominant.
>>8515949
Thats the point.
>>8515892
lmk when you ready to get fucked up beyond all repair Beeper
>>8515901
>busted, non passing, non cute twinkhon for a boyfriend
>tries to bully one of the easiest targets in /mtfg/
Not even a chaser, just a punk ass faggot Tbh. Enjoy staying in the minor leagues brah, get in where you fit in I guess xD
>>8515931
>that
>cinnamon roll
Nah faM no icing for that one
>almost 8 months since you started transition
jesus christ
Does anyone have a grand parent that cant stop moving? Not like parkinsons, just the unsettled, gotta do something deemed as constructive by society because god says so? Like we can talk about politics and have a debate better than my parents but other than that wtf ._.
>>8515954
Wha?
>>8515955
Aaahhhh daddyyyyyy don't be mean! Tell us about your big plans instead uwu~
someone pls hold ne and tell me im a good girl
>>8515981
me*
pls i need it
>>8515949
why not just have a normal relationship?
>>8515924
What about girls who smoke cigars?
>>8515985
I could also do that but we're talking about d/s stuff.
>>8515987
you look like if che guevara was trans in that picture
>>8515949
Jeez, maybe getting you a sub gf isn't such a good idea after all.
>8:40 am
>woke up two hours ago
>want to go to bed because still really depressed
>>8515990
you always seem obsessed with that stuff, you don't need bdsm stuff in everything senpai
do i pass
>>8515985
That is a normal relationship for some people
>Would rather have a collar than a diamond ring
>>8515997
I try my best, anon, but it's definitely not something I'm good at yet!
>>8516005
It feels good tho
>>8515999
WHAT
I want to wear a collar and be mommy's good little kitten
>>8516019
s-same
>>8516023
You've never cummed onto someone's face before?
>>8516031
Tfw no bf to pull on my dogg collar
>Feel like the less loved person in relationship
>Always hinging on her next phone call, next text, next visit, whatever her next show of affection and attention may be
>No matter how insistent I am about seeing her everyday and always telling her I love her and doing whatever I can to show her how I love her more than anything I still feel this disparity in the intensitiy of our love for each other
>It hurts me a lot but eventually I accept that I'm trying to squeeze more love out of her than she's willing to give and that's selfish and bad of me
>Try and tell her over the phone about how I think I want some time apart to try and diminish my feelings for her to an extent so that our relationship won't be so painful for me
>she seems okay with not seeing me today, don't know if she'll be onboard with going days without seeing me because she seemed kinda upset about the whole conversation
So what should I do with all this time alone to try and not be too lonely and tone my feelings down?
>tfw you found out that you had a 50% of death before puberty really started to fuck your shit up
>tfw all this could have been avoided if you got blood tests a day later
>>8516014
you look like a gopher
>>8516043
sometimes people just have different ways of showing their affection
>>8516023
>I try my best, anon, but it's definitely not something I'm good at yet!
OR EVER WILL BE, AT THIS RATE
This is why everyone should get a practice girlfriend, so they can learn stuff like this.
daily reminder that there is no salvation
>>8515742
I enjoy being milked
>>8516041
Nope, can't say I've cummed on anyone anywhere before
>>8516057
Don't worry, I'm getting practice.
>>8516023
>Catgirl Lucina
>Lucina
I liked you, Grace.
>>8516041
>>8516031
You don't just buy a collar, geez. It must be given.
>>8516066
tfw dry boobs
>>8516070
>Don't worry, I'm getting practice.
Ah yes, your mysterious special friend. Who is she, Grace? Is she here posting with us right now?
>>8515991
I'm pretty sure I'm hotter than the Che.
>>8516093
Different strokes for different folks. Sometimes I prefer one over the other depending on the person I like.
>>8516098
Don't bully me!
>>8516099
I hear
The secrets that you keeeeeep
When you're talking in your sleep
>>8516093
is it not wholesome to know your place?
tfw you will never plow carth and make him call you mommy
how to stop crying?
tfw no maoist third wordist gf
Heeeeeeeeeey pls help, can I go out drinking while on 50 mg of cypro a day???
>>8516103
Is it Charlotte? Is it the Mexican manlet from work? I'm going to find out eventually, you know, whether you like it or not.
>>8516127
you may have one (1) drink
>>8516133
I wonder!
>>8516137
reee pls respond i cant remember if it was bad for you or something---
>>8516147
uwu
>>8516152
why frown?
>>8516152
There's nothing wrong with a healthy relationship, anon. If I find the right person to do it with there's no harm. Same goes for a normie relationship. Plus I was with Zna for a while and that wasn't d/s based
>>8516147
Stop teasing me. Secrets are like slippery bars of soap in your hands anyway - you can't hold on to them for very long.
I'm putting out my feelers as we speak. You're done, Grace. Game over.
>>8516176
>anon tries to keep me talking so I let slip more info
>>8516175
it seems unhealthy to base a relationship on it :(
>>8516187
Not really, as long as your dom takes care of you it's a pretty nice thing. Problem is finding the right person to sub to that wont abuse it.
i wish i could just sleep for the next two weeks
Daddy loves you all vry much
>>8516093
I don't know. I mean, I'm pretty muted sexually, but there's something exciting, both personally and romantically speaking, to just utterly belonging to somebody. Existing to serve them loyally. It's something that keeps. cropping. up. in all my fantasties.
I am royally fucked up
>>8516198
tfw not getting beaten up by your gf r n
>>8516197
Stop being affectionate, mommy... ='(
>>8516186
I'm narrowing down the list of suspects, so you might as well just tell me now, before I find out that it's Jill.
>>8516192
i wish i could just sleep forever tbqhwyf
>>8516232
i really need to kill myself
like really badly
but if i do my gf might kill herself too
daily reminder:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_slavery
>>8516236
iktf lol
but if you do, she most definitely will too
so please do hold off on killing yourself
even though you act creepy, i still believe you have good in you, and so does gloomy
I want to die so badly, it dominates my thoughts every day
How do I make it stop
>>8516236
This is why getting into a relationship was an extremely selfish thing for you to do. Just break up and kill yourself so that everyone is free of you.
>>8516251
tell me when you know anon
i've been staring at trains like a psycho every time i'm around them
>>8516251
:( I don't know
>>8516261
god, before hrt, everytime at a trainstation my own voice in my head screamed jump at me so loudly I almost began to say jump as well :/
>doorbell rings
>answer it expecting package
>salesman standing there
>he sees me, not having showered, hair is messy bedhead, no bra on in a slobby white t-shirt from when i was a guy
>"Hey ma'am"
WEW
>>8516214
Why would I lose her just to tell you?
>>8516243
Daily reminder of what exactly.
>>8516271
Hey fuck you.
Actually, I did get ma'amed once. From behind. By a walmart greeter.
>>8516271
passers out reeee
>>8516273
I dunno...I'm just funposting vv
>>8516273
That the Ancient Greeks were half-retarded.
>>8516271
>Why would I lose her just to tell you?
Why would telling me cause you to lose her? Is she fiercely protective of her privacy?
>>8516099
Maaaaaybe
>>8516292
right now the only thing i'm looking forward to is my next trip desu
but yeah, she's a darling and i need to take care of her, no matter what
>>8516294
Look bud it's not a secret of my choosing and I need to respect that
>>8516319
Yeah it's a tulpa. With really nice squeezable boobs and the most pinchable cheeks.
>>8516319
I actually have one of those.
>>8516327
>that's a bit beyond Grace.
Bwahaha, I love you anon.
should snickers get ffs
>>8516351
you'll be fine if you lose a lil, don't think you need surgery
>>8516351
Everyone should :O Or at least I think so :/
>>8516351
snickers should get a velma sweater
>>8516351
w8 2 years
>>8516329
I'm going to sleep now, but I want you to know that you can't hide things from me forever. I have a suspicion of who this is, I just need to confirm it somehow.
>>8516389
She replied to you and you didn't even bother trying to talk to her. I'm doubtful of your abilities!
does anyone else get more dysphoric and convinced they don't look like a girl when they pass
I want to take her out for dinner because I think she deserves it
But every plan I make in my head seems childish as fuck compared to anything other people do
>>8516426
If she likes you she probably likes your childish ideas.
I want to see beepbeep stinky feet
>>8516432
I bought you a sweater
>>8516446
Omg thanks anon!
>>8516432
that's true i think
she calls me cute a lot of the time so i think you're right in that she likes me this way
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2504-i-survived-self-inflicted-gunshot-wound-to-face.html
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING
this makes me so glad I only ever tried drowning and was terrible at it
>>8516459
If someone loves you for you, just keep being you.
I want to fuck beepbeep and CFH
>>8516462
Who could love me, though? What do I have to offer?
>>8516462
what do you do when you love someone for who they are but they want kill themself?
>>8516462
>tfw you have that and it just keeps getting better
>>8516496
Feels good
>>8516470
Ass.
>>8516496
tfw gloomy keeps loving you more and you keep loving her more
I'm very sad :(
>>8516530
hugg, why are you sad :( ?
>2hour drive to airport
>1 hour wait at airport
>3 hour flight
>30 minute wait for rental car
>30 minute drive to hotel
>lol it's not ready come back in a couple hours
RrrEEEEEEE
>>8516530
same I can't stop crying :(
>>8516462
>Tfw the triggering incident for a bunch of dysphoria that led to me determining I'm trans was my gf saying she liked my chest hair growing in
>>8516540
what she needs is a therapist not a fantasy relationship with another unstable person
>>8516535
I had a dream I went back in time to kill 2 y/o Korra because she destroyed my cafe in the future. Sad it wasn't real :(
>start hrt
>find /mtfg/
>come here for hours every day
>months pass
>realize I hate/dislike most of you
>have half of trips filtered
>come out as trans to my family
>much support, love
>finally a real support system
>start antidepressants, go to a gender therapist
>life is now 1000x better
this place is hell desu get out ASAP
>>8516561
Why do you think we have a mass exodus of trips lately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5oDjOVPRBCM
Dank as fuck
>>8516561
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PoV-q6rNtmY
>>8516561
who did you have filtered
>>8516525
Error: Ass not installed.
>>8516565
all it takes is a few creepy fucks to ruin everything
>>8516561
>antidepressants
s e d a t e d
>>8516574
me
>>8516578
but how does your boyfriend show you he loves you
>>8516580
Ayyyy com'ere baby
>>8516574
>>8516582
basically they just make me cry a lot less
i've honestly never felt as happy as I have lately
>>8516589
that's my experience with them so far
i don't i feel happy, just less awful