Smells like teenage ass

>>8512453
Let's be honest. That's shit and it's in between your fingernails. Cut your fingernails and use rubbing alcohol in your hands. And douche your ass next time.

Sounds hot. Wish I could fuck your tight little ass I bet 6 inches wouldnt feel so small to you like it would most these sluts on here

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>>8512453
>OP fingers his ass
>Suprised that it smells like shit
>And im sitting here like

>>8512509
What? I have short fingernails. We have abiget or whatever they're called, I clean throughly and never got shit on my fingers after playing down there. There's no faint odor after you finger yourself?

>>8512511
Yeah, I'm pretty tight. I can get two fingers halfway in. More than that seems impossible, maybe bottoming isn't for me. But I was told to be too small to be a top by my friends online (only 16 cm)

>>8512535
Not like shit, it smells different (a little turns me on). It's expected but half of the people I ask say it shouldn't have a smell and half of them say it's normal. I mean, it's literally a shithole so I don't know if I should believe when people say their holes are the source of heavenly scents.

>>8512553

I don't really care about your friends funny judgments I just want to fuck you

>>8512582
We all want things, anon.

I am still discovering my sexuality/gayness. I'm not comfortable enough to have sex with another guy yet. I still feel gross after doing stuff like ass fingering, or tasting my cum.

Sorry for the long reply, you don't care, you just wanna fuck my ass.

>>8512553
Your fingers should smell like fingers and lube after playing down there. Douche thoroughly using a shower attachment, not a bulb syringe. Look up tutorials online for douching just the rectum, not the whole colon. Douching the whole colon is counterproductive.

Your online friends are full of shit and probably aren't bigger than you. 16cm is at least average, possibility slightly longer than average, depending on where you live. Huge dicks don't fit in anyway unless you're a size queen. Girth matters, and what matters most is that the top knows what he's doing with his dick, whatever the size. You can top, if you'd like to.

You can get two fingers fully in, everybody can. It's just a matter of being horny enough. Use lube, your favorite porn, and time. Try different positions: on your back, on your knees, on your feet. Stroke your dick as you play with your asshole. Find your prostate, it's not as deep as most people think. Enjoy. Enjoy again.

>>8512609
Thank you! I feel like an idiot for making this thread but I wanna learn everything before having sex with another person to avoid embarrassing myself in front of somebody.

Can I use vaseline as lube? If I get lube, someone might find it out in my room.

>>8512453
I masturbated and came several times over Patrick Hausding's ass when I watched the diving in prison last year.

>>8512453
You can use enemas and you'll be pretty clean.
Sometimes with douches I just keep squirting water in to get water in deeper as well for kind of a half-enema type deal. Then I'll just use one squirt of water to clean the rectum.
You'll definitely need to force any gasses you might have building up out of your body cause those are what actually smell bad. If a douche can't get you feeling clean enough you'll need an enema. But obviously don't excessively enema, though personally I've never had any issues using enemas even in excess just depends on your diet.

>>8512642
Thanks, anon. It sounds too complex sometimes, and I get scared to overdo something and hurt myself, your ass is sensitive and needs extensive care. Lol, but I will get better with time.

>>8512715
You're so cute lol

>>8512641
Wait did you say you were in prison?

>>8513059
Yeah, he said it. It's written right there.