>There are virgins lurking on this board right now

they're trans

26 old repressor. Virgin. Rejected all advances. Will stay a virgin forever.

>>8512191
and nothing of value was lost

>>8512194
True but rude tbqh
also while I'm ugly af my dick is titanic so that was a loss tbeh

>>8512191
Did you reject other people's advances, or they rejected you

>>8512204
The former. I never asked anyone out. A few girls asked me out in highschool.

>>8512202
there are plenty of giant dicks attached to attractive guys who aren't insecure virgins and know how to use their dicks.
no one is going to be sad you don't want to have bad sex with them.

>>8512191
can relate, had gf and I didn't want to have sex at all, I just cant be as man
life sucks

>>8512183
yeah, so what?

>>8512183
What's your problem? Have you looked at TV, the serious-presented, "public information" string of channels? Particularly CNN headline news? They have fucking marathons of Forensic Files! See, what's probably the biggest intensely-particular news show has one, big bold crystal clear message, that the governing authorities are masterfully able to hunt you down after your virgin takedown!

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>>8512183
f-fuck off...

not until im full-time...no way...

>>8512202
Protip: 4 inches isn't gigantic

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>>8512183
>want to be treated feminine sexually
>don't look feminine in the slightest
I ain't even trans I just think it would be weird to bottom that way, also I don't know where to start when it comes to dating

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>>8516387
Also, my dick is ugly because I got stabbed in my groin

>>8516392
You must be fun at parties!

>>8512183
LAIK MEE! Aim dum end uglee.

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>>8516427
rood dood
It's not like I go around greeting people like that, it's just an unfortunate incident that happened that may make one self conscious about their penis.

>>8516392
God, that sucks :(

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>>8512183
FUCKING DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>8512183

>25 year old virgin
>lost two opportunities to lose my virginity because of spaghetti

If I wasn't starting a job soon and getting my life together I'd shoot myself. Hopefully I can go to gay bars and have nights out when I live on my own.

>>8512183
I thought that they were the only people who visit this entire site

>>8512183
Yeah you

>>8512183
I c-choose to be celibate!
I... I think...
Y-yeah! I do!
>A rush of sadness and a regrettable 12h burst of sending guys pics on Grindr (ending in me deleting the app) confirmed that guys think I'm attractive but that I just don't want casual sex, so ha!