Itt we talk about dumb things we though it as kids.

Thought that if I wanted to be a girl I'd have to dream real hard about it
Or that I could buy a mannequin and "pour" myself into it

>>8511462
I used to tell my friend about another friend i had who was a pretty girl, she had a great life, we spent a lot of time together, and she was loved by her family and parents
hahaha

I used to think that if I got a sex change, I would be able to birth kids :'(

>>8511669
I wanted to believe that to.

Maybe one day I'll be lucky and the aliens will come abduct me and give me fully functional girl parts like I always dreamt as a kid.

Because for some reason aliens t3 svel light years so I can have a functioning reproduction system for the gender identity as.

I like that picture of that blushing girl


Makes me hard

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When I was 12 I went on /b/ for the first time and saw a trap porn. I was genuinely convinced for a solid year or two that traps were FtM who'd had surgery to get dicks rather than the other way round.

>>8511674
Yeah, I always wished I could wake up as a girl and be happy
>>8512538
Same

I thought girls peed out their butts

>>8513189
Wait they don't???

>>8512538
The first time I saw a trap I was jelly.

>>8512538
Wen I was 12 on /b/ (2007ish) I actually saw people talking about taking female hormones and posting before/after pics. I thought it was photoshop and people trolling, if only I knew.

>>8511462
I tought that when puberty would came my penis would fell and would spout a vagina because I was part of some girls that would that developement, but at first I tought all humans had a penis, but after discovering girls of my age had a vagina I tought that, and I remember freaking out when it wasn't happening and I got my first pubic hairs in exchange, and then fucking everywhere, and go on, like a disease, the total opposite of what I expected at little.

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I thought my birthday wished to become a girl would become true but only if I never told anyone so I didn't

>>8511462
When I was little I used to say "puh-sketti" instead of "spaghetti".

>>8513221
F r o n t b u t t

>>8513324
Yeah, this was me as well basically.

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>>8513399
cute!

>>8513399
I thought it was the "silver" war and not the civil war :/

Made extra confusing by the grey uniforms of the south.

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When I was a kid I thought I could take a star from the sky with my eye so I could make a wish with it and space aliens would come and give me magical powers. Also I had a little metal ball that I believed contained all of the past and future and gave off a death aura that would give me visions of unkown times and places in my sleep and I had to brave the nightmares to save the future from destruction.

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>>8513399
>Hehe yum yum! gimme more puhsketti!

And now you're here. Where did it all go wrong?

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>>8511462
>jesus was born in america
>i can grow up to become a girl
my iq is 131, please do not doubt my intelligence.

>>8515734
>i can grow up to become a girl
That's true though. Take your medicine young lady.

I thought that if I concentrated hard enough and practiced I could harness Ki and shoot energy beams. That's how Dragonball said to do it.

I was a retarded little sprog.

>>8511530
>Or that I could buy a mannequin and "pour" myself into it
Mind uploading when?

>>8513397
That's sad and hilarious.
Top-notch comedy, well done.

>>8515743
I went to a site call psipog or psypog where people posted about being able to do that levitate stuff. Tfw itnwas retarded for like a month

>>8515736
Thiiiiiis

>>8511462
I used to think if my whole family died I'd "get a "sex change"" It's weird because my family is very accepting it's almost like I was born with shame that I still carry to this day.

I used to think the future was bright.

>>8511669
>>8511674
my boyfriend sometimes talk about the possibility of that being possible in the future cuz he wants kids but it really makes me sad. sometimes we talk about adopting but more often than not is about biological kids

>>8517231
I saw a thing once about using DNA artificially craft an egg. Maybe one day that'll be available to use and a surrogate mother can be used. Probably not but I can dream. If not I'd be more than happy to be with a man and raise a kid with them from their sperm and a donor egg or adopt.

I called gamefaqs "gamefags" and for a bit my parents thought I was on a gay gaming porn site.

>>8517119
Just move far away and do what you want.

Thought if I read the bible constantly, prayed, donated my toys to other kids, kept my room clean, had perfect grades, and did everything I could to be "perfect" God would make me a girl as a reward.

>>8520298
Not them but I originally wanted to wait for my parents to die to transition but then I decided to say fuck it they can deal with it.

>>8511462

I used to think I was smart and lucky. Now I know at least one of those isn't true.

I thought my mom might have been born as a boy too and was about to ask her how she became a girl, but didn't because I realized I might offend her if she was born as a girl.

I believed I had internal female anatomy and that they would be discovered when I would start growing breasts and other female features while my male genitalia were fake.

I believed I successfully dodged puberty because most males had already started but it seemed I hadn't. Then a black girl told me I had body odor one day when I was standing in line for lunch.

I thought I would stop feeling attracted to males and the desire to be a girl over time.

I used to think no one would sell hormones online because it would be illegal.

>>8511669

Did that.

>>8511844

She's actually shameless.

>>8512538
>>8513154
>>8513324

You niggers fucked up. I wish I knew you could get hormones when I was 12. I just read shit like about Gwen Araujo and not even much of that because I had a fear of the internet up until I was 14.

>>8513397

That's sad, anon. The irony reminds me of the first time I came across an early transitioner on this board. This was probably two or three years ago.

>>8515736

You can only grow up to be a woman from girlhood or boyhood. A man can't grow up into a woman.

>>8517205

>tfw

>>8521873
>You can only grow up to be a woman from girlhood or boyhood. A man can't grow up into a woman.
What's that supposed to mean?

>>8521881
Adults are grown and don't grow into anything. At least I think that's what they were going for.

I thought ftm get dick transplants and turn gay every time they masturbate since they're touching other men's dicks

>>8522563
also that GD is diagnosed by getting a MRI and literally checking what gender your brain is and you have to wait until you're 18 for some reason

>>8522563
>>8522582
All people are bisexual and they choose to be attracted to men because they have shit taste and women are retards who sacrifice having a sexually attractive partner for the possibility to reproduce

>>8522604
>mfw I literally chose to be attracted to men

Gay women are the women attracted to men since gay means liking dicks

>>8515734
I thought the same and I'm Polish

>>8522665

>I thought the same and I'm Polish

How?

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I thought I would get married and have a cute wife.
MFW I'm literally a degenerate slowly amassing a harem of boys to suck my dick.

I thought that if I prayed God would answer my prayers. I asked to be turned into a girl the next day. I stopped believing in God the next day.