/mtfg/ - Trans Woman General

i learned that transition is hopeless

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>>8507785
Learned how to self med :D

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>>8507785
The one thing I have learned from mtfg is that i dont like tramsbains
also that we are all failed straight males

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Wait a minute

>check previous thread for excellent qualitative (you)'s
>>8507531
>>8507571
>>8507586

I did it, I am finally popular with my fellow species.

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>>8507794
You don't like dyslexic transbians?

Don't you think that's a bit ableist?

>>8507798
Have another

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>tfw can't focus long enough to try to work on stuff

I learned that a few days on 4chan can turn previously sad person into depressed person, ultimately leading them to improved life decisions to combat the depression.

>>8507798
i only got 18 (you)s in the last episode

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So this girl really likes me. But she's 19 and she's on house arrest for assaulting a cop. She's schizophrenic and a few other fun comorbid mental illnesses. She isn't a crack head anymore....as of March...and she's ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

I want my dick in her. I hate my dick I might as well be reckless.


Does this seem like a bad idea? It does right? She texts me so sexually. Probably DTF. Hmm

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>>8507809

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>>8507801
round em up
>>8507811
i got 35 uwo

>>8507806
My life. The precluding factor of success. I have so many good ideas, but can't think about them for longer than like 5 minutes. My brain is too busy leaking and ripping itself apart by the atom.

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>>8507447
>transbians are the crazy ones
>said unironically in a thread hosting people like kayla and korra
really makes me think

>>8507817
Don't stick your dick in crazy tbqh

i got some soosh

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>>8507817
>>8507823
>Don't stick your dick in crazy tbqh
this

that nim message from last thread made me really depressed, less because she's leaving (this place is unhealthy) and more because she's lowkey saying she's detransing

sigh, shes a nice girl, i had fun when i met her here in london, i really hope she realises you cant put off transition stuff forever

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>>8507823
But why? Other than being cute and repeating this like a religious mantra, no one has given me an answer straight justifying the parroting. The best fuck I ever had was a girl with dissociative personality disorder. She did cause problems, but only because I got my emotions involved. Shouldn't have, would have been so easy to just fuck her.
>>8507829
>this
Other than reddit memes, why tho

how far do you think it's possible to get in your transition without actually being trans (whatever that even actually means)?
do you think there's anything that might confuse some people into thinking they might be trans?

>>8507841
sissy porn?

>tfw feel like a boring loser compared to *everyone* else but no motivation to actually go out and do interesting stuff aside from going to museums by myself and dislike spending time with the little amount of friends i have

>>8507819
>counting yous

>>8507821
>have decent idea
>can't focus long enough to even start it
>the "you should just kill yourself already" part of my brain kicks in
>spend the rest of the day dead inside
rinse and repeat every day tbqh

>>8507844
museums are interesting
it would be interesting to drop acid then go to a museum

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>>8507844
You lurk museums too? I hang in cemeteries, museums, water fronts and sometimes mountains.


>>8507848
>have decent ideas
>can't focus long enough to even start it
>the "you should just kill yourself already" part of my brain kicks in
>smoke weed
>drive, bike, walk aimlessly until starvation cycle kicks in
>spend the rest of the day dead inside
>don't talk the rest of the day

>>8507849
fun in theory. probably horrifying though. too many people. youd want to rub all the paintings and thats a big no.

>>8507849
i could go and get acid somewhere i guess
but i'm terrified of going outside as it stands and the only psychedelic drug i ever did made me nervous and scared while i did it

>>8507852
cemeteries are cool but i feel like i'm disrespecting people if i were to hang out there
i love going to the photography museum

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>>8507822
outside of posting nudes all the time i dont see whats wrong with kayla unless she was crazy before i went on mtfg
i filter korra so idk lel
>>8507817
great meme post
>>8507847
owo (erects MASSIVE GIRTHY (you) pole )

>>8507817
A schizophrenic's consent is an issue you don't want to touch with a ten foot pole. Horrible questions of legality tied to that.

why am i still here?

I want to grab a transexual by the back of his feminine bunned up hair and push his face as hard as I could into my dick until he heaves and dunk his head into a sink full of cold water in 30 second intervals

>>8507887
Go follow your dreams then

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>>8507887
I think you misspelled metrosexual.

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>>8507887
sounds like chris chan would be right up your alley
Unless he really is a repressed gay and then he wouldnt throw up on your cock.

>>8507887
god i wish that was me

>>8507884
trip on alex

a very sleepy beep: a story by me

>>8507924
are there sex scenes

>>8507924
Will there be hamburgers and fleurs

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>>8507835
I have a friend who had a girl obsessing over him during high school. I don't remember what was wrong with her, but she was not stable either mentally or emotionally. My friend the desperate idiot, started sleeping with her. Eventually she started sleeping in the park outside his house. They would have sex in the park and then he'd go home and sleep while she stayed in the park. This quickly led to full blown stalking and some very aggressive jealousy and all sorts of other nastiness culminating in her viciously attacking him. I don't know what happened after that but she disappeared and was never seen again.

It's your life and it could turn out okay but you need to be careful because these things can go very badly.

>>8507904
i'm a trip but i'm not alex
whoever that is

god i fucking hate myself

Ever since I started questioning (and now repressing) I've been getting better at clocking transgirls. I can't stop it.
>I feel jealous of them for being able to be themselves but I don't want to be a hon and would never pass(hence why I repress).

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>life is strange 2 is a prequel

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>>8507835
Why do you need our approval?
You want to fuck her, she says she loves you. Either make it clear you just want sex and go ahead or steer clear because she sounds like trouble if you take it any further then that.

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do you like her

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>It's 0:19 AM Wednesday in Swampville
>1 fucking day until graduation

>>8507993
Sexy bitch, woof!

>>8507993
I love your dogger

I miss my dogger ;_;

>>8507975
Just hrt and boymode if youre worrying about not passing or being a hon.

>>8508004
>I miss my dogger ;_;
Same, in fact mine looked like beeps doggo. Its been exactly a year since an intruder killed her ;_;

>>8508019
I hope you got to bust the intruder, that's really sad to hear I'm sorry ;_;

Mine is staying at my parents though, since I'm not allowed to have her back yet. My dog is a little on the small side though

>>8508019
my last dogger got very sick very suddenly and we had to put her down. it was like three years ago but it still kills me anytime i think about it :( its just not fair

wrong thread hue
>at the pub with Elanna
>make a hormone joke
>she has them in her bag
this meme has gone too far

my mom doesnt love me she thinks im a freak but if i were just born a girl we would be fine and everything would be fine and i would be normal

>>8508028
i also blame myself so its especially hard

>>8508042
but then you wouldn't be yourself

>>8508036
They taste good. Not spiro though, eww :/

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>>8508028
>>8508051
I'm sorry to hear that too, it's not your fault though. Don't blame yourself for it.

>>8507831
You never said how meeting up with Nim went?

How was she like in person vs on here? Did she seem sad at all?

>>8508064
date Matthew uwu

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>>8507896
I think you misspelled fat blob of fatflat-chested lard.

>>8508071
I will as soon as you transition. Actually no, the way things are looking I don't want to take that bet.

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>>8508091
;3

>>8508066
im not really sure if it is. my parents kept feeding her beneful and i was very adamant about not giving her that poison, but the week before she got really bad i microwaved some popcorn and it burnt and filled the basement with smoke. i think she got sick from breathing it in but i can never know if thats what pushed her over. either way i still feel entirely responsible and i dont think ill ever get the guilt off of me.

>>8508082
Extra cute.

>>8508095
You should go fem for pride; it'll be fun!

>>8508091
1-8 - don't take it
9-0 - take uwu

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hold on

>>8508165
reroll

EMMMMMMMMA GET YOUR JIGGLY FAT BUTT IN HERE IM SUMMONING YOU NOW

feminine penis

>>8508169
wtf I'm Trans now

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>>8507977
>life is strange 2 exists

thick hard musky masculine cock

>>8508182
We know

>>8508191
as a prank haha

>>8508188
wew didn't expect that from you

>>8508175
shhhhhh l-let her sleep ;-;

Is fucking transexuals dangerous? It can't end well... We're unstable.

>>8508214
whatever you'll die some day anyways. only unstable girls like me so I don't have much of a choice tho.

>>8508214
i might cry a lil after you leave and i miss you but idk if thats dangerous

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>>8508214
I felt indifferent everytime someone fucked my poos, but that's because I don't like anal

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>>8508208
IM SUMMONING EMMA AND THEIRS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

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i want to stop being a bald man with gyno

>>8508221
sounds a lil dangerous. like what if I get sad because you cry so I can't leave anymore?

>>8508221
if you have akira powers it might be

gonna take mones as a joke hahaha just a prank

>>8508242
we adopt a dog and start a family
>>8508243
i dont watch japanese cartoons

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>>8508241
kys asap rawr

>>8508241
pls delete that from your hard drive.

>>8508264
>>8508241
JUST

>>8508256
should be safe then

>>8508264
not allowed sorry
also i don't know rawr. sorry for that too

>>8508266
but i like saving important screenshots for future reference

>>8508268
>>8508268
>>8508268

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Reminder that this looks like literally me from the side except I have a bigger nose

feminine benis

>>8508256
We're starting a family?
>>8505921
>>8505923
That wasnt me lol

>shove myself aside for everyone else in every situation ever
>tfw even feel good about this because i don't matter, or lesser than other people anyway
how to stop feeling like this thanks i want to die

masculine shenis

DEAD

when i was in elementary school people called me a shman what did they mean by this

>>8508334
shapeshifter

Is korra dead

>>8508360
i wish I was dead

but no she just anonposts lol

cant decide if i wanna keep watching youtube videos or read lord of the rings someone pick for me pls

>"why is your erection poking through your kilt?"
-QUOTE FROM LOCAL ELANNA

This place is so shit now. All the good trips are gone. Why do I even come here anymore

>>8507785
i learnt that I was a drama queen and that I needed to chill out to ever have a hope at having healthy and fulfilling relationships.

also that I'm probably a lesb and that not hating your genitals is ok.

It's 5/7/8pm murican time and it's dead af. I think this is the end of /mtfg/, thank god.

>>8508368
youtube videos. I'm gonna do the same now.

>>8508368
read lord of the rings.

>>8508375
Everyone is on Discord now.

>>8508375
this place will never die it will just rot eternally

>>8508375
tumbling down

>>8508368
Read ASOIAF, much better.

>>8508391
already have all the books but havnt read them all yet, daenerys chapters make me want to kill myself

>>8508384
>Everyone

>>8508360
Hopefully.

>>8508392

Just wait till you get to Dorne in AFFC. Took two or three reads of the series to understand why it isn't filler... first time through is always a slog... But nowadays I really enjoy that book, and storm of swords is actually the boring book. It's all worth it though Tyrion chapters in ADWD are good.

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>>8508393
>

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>>8508393
>when ur on a discord but u never talk

>>8508372
My quickly baked theory is that I've noticed the demographic of /mtfg/ has slowly gotten younger in line with rising trans awareness and while the trannies in their twenties have finally moved on with their lives after a torturous transition, the teens replacing them are less likely to stick around because they can pass faster and more easily and join the real world/still in school so can transition before getting depressed and fucking up their lives leaving them stuck on a Japanese cartoon imageboard for years.

Maeve is a good example, underage, passed quickly, still has whole life ahead of her, was outta here within a few months.

Ideal male body

>>8508428
mine

>>8508428
literal bdd, see a psych

>>8508384
srsly doe where the trans discord @

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I found a pic of shakira yall, this really explains a lot.

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>>8508423
Idk, I'm just here for the bantz m8.
Also, in a boy tho

>>8508423
i disagree with your maeve stpry desu.

slut. ;p

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>>8508428
ah yes, the duality of man
their are two peak forms:
handsome tall man
and
small qtpie trap

>>8508435
boi

>>8508434
Lolno.
Das not shakira

>>8508432
I don't participate in discords anymore because if you disagree with the trip running it they kick you out.
>>8508434
But I don't like black men, why would I read a book like that made of solid salt?
>>8508435
You fit my theory, tough transition while working in the midwest, lost your job, family and friends, nowhere else to go but 4chan basically my point is that everyone who is here 24/7 is messed up in some way.

>>8508442
cartman has mexican genes

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>>8508434
based Cartman but I found a more accurate one

>>8508448

Yeaaaahhh I'm messed up... I'm never leaving ^_^

*falls on a lamp 23 times*

pls stop doing coke ;~;

>>8508448
I lost my job, still get other offers for the same field but I'm trying to finish legal transition in this blue state so I don't get redneck bible thumping harassment from admin. being a tranny didn't devour me, like it has you thus far.
>>8508449
Can I wear cartman's jeans too?

>>8508467
>Can I wear cartman's jeans too?
is dressing like a beta male considered travestism?

>>8508466

It's not the coke, is the autism.

>>8508466
I quit coke ages ago.
>>8508467
I didn't get devoured, I'm planning on going part-time soon, I'm literally just waiting on a new £200 ultra-realistic wig.

>>8508473
did you really, I thought it was just last week?

>>8508471
No
It's called being the real me
>>8508473
>.

>>8508475
2 weeks ago but the point is I quit.
>>8508478
Listen here gurl, when I'm out there among other sistas my wig game better be on point or else they will tear me to shreds.

Without titlana

Who is going to bully me every day :(

>>8508495

We're free Faye-faye :3

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I wish I could help her.
I wish I could do something. Anything.

>>8508495
You stup I'd piece of minced up shit.
Why do you even come here.
All predatory n shit to young, naive transwomen

>>8508495
me!!
t. Co-worker

>>8508498
You too>>8508501

>>8508493
good job, 2 weeks is good, I was getting worried ;~;

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>>8508499
Spread freedom in her country.

>>8508495
where did she go?

>>8508509
Thanks.

>>8508514
at the pub with me tbqhwymf

>>8508520
keep at it lil pupper :(

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>>8508448
>why would I read a book like that made of solid salt?
Gee lasses, anyone wanna help me out here, why would she ever really?

>>8508528
gross.

>>8508478
hot

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Can someone tell Maddie I'm sorry for posting yaoi during AGP transbian yurii hour? :(
I'll stand by my calling her a fat ugly dyke until she apologizes for calling all men disgusting and trivializing my sexuality

all men r gross cut off ur balls

!!! i said go get me a bear rug or cut off your balls !!!

>>8508539
maddie and lanna aint coming back to this shithole

Mtfg is dying

>>8508559
lets die

TOGETHER

>>8508559
rip in pieces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA

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>>8508557
yea but half of that discord server still goes to this place so someone please apologize on my behalf for being a gay man

gay men die

Rain gauge computer operational.
Still need a UPS for it.

>>8508493
Best of luck staying off drugs!!!

>>8508495
Hi girl! Hows life?

>>8508508

Kino

>>8508559
at least we still have you beepbeep :3

>>8508570
Is it gonna be on the interwebs?
Weather underground?

>>8508569
can i die too?

>>8508559
In the end everything dies.

>>8508590
im excited

>>8508592
i must say i am too tbqh uwu

whos rerollin?

>>8508583
No plans to, but it is a possibility. I just wrote some quick and dirty bucket tip counting software, and made a debounce and surge absorber circuit for the inputs. I need to look out there and see what raspberry pi weather station software there is. I'd like to add other sensors.

>>8508598
Someone already did so now I'm taking estrogen and cypro as a joke hahaha

>>8508606
congrats on growin some balls
now cut then off

>>8508539
How did you get trolled so easily? Shit nigga she trolls like that about being a national socialist all the time. She is purposely saying things to get you upset.

>>8508610
uwu
hoser

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hey does anybody know a lot about getting hrt in norway? I have a close friend from there who is struggling a whole lot right now and I need to help her out

where were you when mtfg was kill? 8 minute post gap at 9 fucking pm, it's over ;~;

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>>8508676
this is ok

>>8508633
please ;_; even some direction would be really helpful

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is pol still has cancer

>>8508696
not pastel enough

have u checked illegal bitcoin darknet markets like alphabay on leddit/darknet markets
those ship to norway

MTFG IS DEAD.
ZNA IS GONE
GRACE IS GONE
EUGENIE IS GONE
CIS TITS IS GONE
ELANNA IS GONE
EVA IS GONE
NIM IS GONE

ITS ALL OGRE NOW. THE NEXT TRANBIAN COUPLE TO LEAVE WILL BE NICOLE AND SERTI AND THEN MTFG IS DEAD FOR EVER.

>>8508704
self medding is already an option even without that kind of thing, she's mostly worried it'll hurt her chances when she gets to the real/main clinic though since she's heard bad things about that happening
so I'm mostly looking for information about private clinics or other alternatives

should've been more clear from the start, sorry

buddi :(

>>8508711
people wisened up and realized having a 4chan identity is retarded

>>8508711

Please. I want this.

>>8508713
"Anon self med is naughty we won't help you"
"That's fine I'll just keep self medding"

Problem solved. Besides endos are never tranny experts and always always always underdose. Self med is best med.

>>8508711
>eva
literally who, I know the rest

>>8508745
Nim's gf.

>>8508745

Annoying tgirl who is in constant need of attention and validation...

tfw sexy big dick tgirl

>>8508753
she'd still be in this shithole if she was

>>8508756
Protip: If you feel you're sexy and you feel the need to advertise it tgen then you probably aren't sexy because telling people you're sexy is the opposite of sexy.

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>>8508711
This place was already hanging by a thread but now its only psychos, sociopaths and other genuinely terrible people that are left.

>>8508769
So which one are you?

is there a nice discord that most people use now?

make mtfg great again

>>8508711
Literally no one liked Eugénie the rapist except faye and Dollface

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>>8508769
>genuinely terrible people
Hey now :(

>>8508778
there is the one birdy ember and maddie use.

>>8508795
Name a few that arent terrible

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So I left my bf of three years and tomorrow is my birthday

Who wants to spend it with me in washington dc

>>8508774
I'm a terrible person but I'm done with this shithole as well. Theres no one left worth talking to currently.

>>8508796
not really interested in a chaser one

>>8508802
:( yuo seemed happy with him

>>8508800
idk, I was just reacting to being lumped in as terrible.

There really isn't much left here.

am i a bad trip

>>8508779
/mtfg/ was founded on the murder of countless natives
it was never great

Name a few trips that aren't terribly depressed agp hons

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>>8508840

>>8508840
chara

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>>8508769
prove it

>>8508840
Certainly not you

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im gonna make mtfg great again

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AAAAAAAAA i just want ffs now but i gotta wait a couple months and then i will be ready to do the first consultation

>>8508862
STINKY FEET

>>8508867
how do i get money for ffs if i am useless and dysfunctional

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>>8508862
UNSHEATH THE FEET
>>8508876
get a bf

>>8508862
welp bby, it seems like you're the new queen of mtfg.

good luck :)

mtfg taught me that even trannies can be stupid enough to be neo-nazis/fascists

>Meet girl shortly before coming out.
>Come out to her, she's super nice and still into me.
>First sexy times in like 3 years, think maybe it'll be different this time.
>It's nice but depression and dysphoria ramp up and feel super unstable.

I just want to go back to being a neet and having simple, predictable emotions but I'm super torn because being loved is nice. :|

>>8508876
have rich parents

>>8508711
>nim is gone
oh i guess i dont need to be here anymore

>>8508559
mtfg has been dying since 2015

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>>8508887
yes but what if im a facist pseudo-neo nazi that like diapers.

>>8508897
?????????????????????????????????

>>8508897
>what if i'm 12?

then you are too young to be here.
pls leave immediately

>>8508894
my grandparents are kinda rich but they spend a lot of it so once they die i don't think i'd inherit anything, not that i deserve money. as a kid i thought "why don't all rich people get surgeries to become girls??" lol

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>>8508905
i mean people have said i look like a 10 - 12 year old im 19 though uwu
>>8508902
its not that hard to comprehend

>>8508886
big responsibility

>>8508918
nah, u just make sassy comments and inspire peeps to be better versions of themselves. you're up to it.

>>8508922
i will help the eggs

>>8508910
>when I was little i always asked myself why all rich people didn't get surgeries to become girls.
this is flawless trans child logic, bby. ;)

>>8508862
lmao you look like a girl you fag

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>tfw a doc says he wouldn't have known you were born male if you hadn't told him
feels guddd

Can someone help me train my voice?

>>8508934
i bet she has tits, lmao

>>8508959
sing some radiohead songs

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>8508802

I'm pretty close to DC actually.

>>8508959
sing some bjork

>>8508959
sing some imogen heap

>>8508862
Not even a transbian and I wanna fiddle with your bits... Omg I'll second sass' motion.

>>8508959
>>8508989
Also, try to find someone you can talk to in girlvoice regularly, if possible. The raw practice is always handy, and even if you're doing your current best instead of trying to improve, it'll strengthen the useful muscles

>>8508711
cis tits is gone? what changed in 3 weeks?

WHERE IS KORRA?

WHERE IS EMMA

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

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>>8509021
right here
>unzips entrecôte

>>8508997
lanna is gone too, this place is ded af

>>8509035
>asparagus

are you trying to tell us something about your hygiene?

>>8509048
idk i could just go for a nice steak right now

>>8509046

Its dead let's all leave, migrate to /pol/?

>>8509058
for why?

>>8508997
She said she was leaving when her gf did and lanna has to concentrate on school stuff.

>>8509071

Why stay here bitching about how dead it is? Dunno just seems like a fun idea to stir shit up ;)

>>8509072
>"her gf"
This place someimes, I swear

>>8509072
Wait how the fuck did cis tits land Elanna? What the fuck did I miss. Isn't she supposed to be straight?

>>8509073
>arguing with stormfront about trump
If that is your idea of fun then I feel bad for you.

>>8509081
Zomg>>8509078
They just erp'D here exclusively for a month.
elanna is going for her masters, on her own, lives in her own place, has a job

Cistits, is a neet with none of these

They might meet up once cistit's dad gives her bus fare but lannü is lightyears ahead in life & maturity for it to actually go anywhere

>>8508997
>>8506697
>>8506729
their posts

>>8509092
You sound extremely jealous. Don't you already have a wife?

>>8509101
>Don't you already have a wife?
She lost her wife.

>>8508633
call gp dood

>>8509101
**harem
Jealous of wat?
Thems are the facts

Try to find personal bias in what I said.
I've been here way too long to not see shit comming lightyears away

>>8509087

Check your T levels baby, you're a bit testy <3

>>8509105
PMS more please.

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>>8509021
Beef is high in testosterone or something, a good girl feeds herself on chicken and rice.

>>8509110
Umm... my injection day is on friday....
I have a couple days left bbbbb.
Oh, btw
Lannü will be back.

>>8509111

And lots of soy products uwu

why cant no one help me
why cant i get my voice right
why cant i have the motivation to not commit suicide
why is my life turning shit
i fucking hate this all
i want to fucking die
i want to fucking repress
i hate being trans
i want to fucking kill myself

>>8509111
I heard chickens are pumped full of hormones.
Maybe you should be eating tofu?

>>8509116
>why cant no one help me
you have to help yourself first

>>8509117
I heard tofu are pumped full of chickens.
Maybe you should be eating fish?

>>8509118
how then

>>8509121

Ew hg is bad for you...

It was I who ripped Elanna and Cis tits asunder from this room

>eating meat
stink mouths

what is literal step one to transitioning?

>>8509133
decide you are transgender

>>8509139
and steps two through, say, five?

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>trying to find a room to rent, again
>landlords constantly illegally deny us from sharing a room
>"single occupancy only"
>the only reason to do this is to increase profits by ensuring they fill as many rooms as they can as fast as possible
>but if we shared a room, any other room would get filled anyway because the housing market is supersaturated with renters
>we can't afford solo rooms on our budget
>mfw pushed to the brink of homelessness every time we have to move for literally no raisin

>>8509144
buy hormones
buy girl clothes
buy makeup
go to a salon and get your hair styled and eyebrows done

basically spend money to look like a drag queen

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>>8509115
I need to start forcing myself to eat more soy it just tastes so icky and bland :(

>>8509117
Isnt being pumped full opf hormones a good thing? Dont I want lots of dairy for the same reason?

>>8509144
Contact a gender therapist and schedule an appointment.

>>8509155
lol buy hormones is step 2? gtfo

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>>8509129
only good meat on special occasions
dairy and veggies on day to day basis, pic related yum

>>8509133
getting mones

>>8509144
learning how to present aka. voice, mannerisms, clothes, makeup, hair

>>8509152
>"single occupancy only"
this is why we bunk at her parents house for now, no sense in paying double the rent just to have another person live in the exact same space

>>8509144
prep; think about what kinda girl youre going to be, how youll look, what youll wear, name, etc
talk to gp/psych; convince them you're trans
get ref to endo (this part depends on your area)
get hormones
style yourself to look like a girl

step 3 and 4 can be replaced with self medding

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How do you score, /mtfg/?

>>8509159
why wouldn't they be?

i just realized if i move then i'll be away from my dogs grave and its killing me

>>8509157
>Contact a gender therapist and schedule an appointment.
would you recommend someone that's trans, cis, or doesn't matter?

How do I know if an epilator is actually working? It hurt like hell but I still have hair on my legs.

>>8509172
Don't worry, anon. That just means you'll be closer to another lonely pup's grave, and can look over them in turn.

>>8509157

Just use some soy sauces and make a stir-fry once a week, if you do a big batch you'll have leftovers and such :3 you don't need to be eating it constantly or anything.

>>8509164
69 (lol), + 6 if I was supposed to click female, but I dont think that counts for us trannies

>>8509116
kekekekekekk im most likely going to repress
hahahahahhaha i wanna fucking die

>>8509115
>>8509157
>>8509190
soy for estrogen is a meme, it'll block you from recieving normal estrogen through the receptors anyway. eating it about as regularly as anyone else does gives the most minor estrogen boost ever, but specifically picking out is actually negative for your general estrogen production.

>>8509160
good thing tetra and i have such supportive parents and siblings, we'll be completely fine if we can't find a place on our own :^)

i'm glad you've got somewhere to stay though

>>8509164
something isn't quite right here

>>8509181
Please stop talking about nothing and answer a question for an early transitioner pls ;-;

>>8509157
>Contact a gender therapist and schedule an appointment.
would you recommend someone that's trans, cis, or doesn't matter?

>>8509217
>Coming to mtfg for info about transitioning after a mass exodus of all the good trips
You should have came here a few weeks ago honestly.

>>8509224

Some of us are still here... Sometimes when a trip "leaves" what they mean is, "retreats to lurking and anonposting"

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>>8509178
Doesn't matter, all mine were ciswomen as far as I could tell.

>>8509190
Huh, is there soy in teriyaki? I eat that sometimes. Ive been trying to eat dairy constantly, I heard the hormones in it make your tits grow.
So far ineffective.

>>8509191
You don't consider yourself female?

>>8509199
Huh, well thank goodness Ive never been a big fan of it, then. What about dairy? Is that a meme too or will it give me cow tits?

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>>8509164
93 - slightly strange. Normie tier after I graduate/find a job.

>>8509181
Make sure you're not twitching around when you're using it so the hairs get pulled out nice and clean instead of broken, though some hairs tend to break because they're frail and there's not much you can do about that. If they're not getting pulled either your epilator or epilation technique is shit or the hairs are too short. Not going too fast and not twitching is easier said than done I know but it wont hurt if you epilate regularly and becomes easier as a result.

>>8509215
Yeah I know not everyone is as lucky, I wasn't trying to brag, just commenting on the stupid single occupants shit. Especially student accommodation seems to think 100% of the rent is the few utilities they include and that's why you can't share a room.

>>8509224
>people who havent talked about transition stuff on mtfg for months or even years
>somehow good or helpful for new transitioners
shiggy diggy

>>8509229
>You don't consider yourself female?
oh yeah Im a girl alright, but Im assuming it's more counting that as the priviledges inherent in our society that come with being born with a vagina, which is why it's a +6. I highly doubt the reason being female gives you a +6 is applicable to trans girls.

>>8509229

Nothing is as good as actual hormones tbqh.

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What's your skincare and makeup routine?

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>>8509164
124
I'm a total fuckup, idek how that works

>>8509164
im a total stacey neat

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>>8509215
oops>>8509164

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>>8509164
45
literally nothing in accomplishment tier
got a bunch in bonus round for some reason (like the other anon was talking about i didn't check female)
i think i am different than a male robot though

>>8508887
lol hi

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>>8509230
oh i wasn't trying to be passive-aggressive, i genuinely am glad that you've got a place to keep you on your feet

pretty tired of landlords and leasees being retarded though

>>8509230
hi puru

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>Hours straight of Elanna bullying at me
>Her roommate joined in

>>8508862
Doubtful until u clean ur room desu

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>>8509246
Pawpaw ointment all the way.
No time for much else because gotta moisturize for electro nonstop

>>8508887
Have you ever been to sweden? I have and the final solution kinda approach is starting to seem like the only way to salvage europe. I can totally understand why people would support national socialist kinda stuff

>>8509276
Hope you can find a nice landlord. I know they're out there somewhere

>>8509286
Hi anon :V

>>8508896
2014****

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>>8509292
is there any hope for the snickerdoodle?

>>8509298
how are you p uru

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>>8509164
136, successful.

>>8509239
If you consider yourself female, check the female token. If you dont, do not. You either are and check the box or you arent and don't- Choose.

>>8509242
Hormones on top of supplements.
Have you had your purera mirifica pill today?

>>8509267
If you considered yourself female you'd check the box. Theres no reason not to unless you think transwomen arent real women.

Seriously though how do you get 45? Like please explain your living situation to me anon how can you even score that low?

>>8509303
Uh
Idk man
Your room looks messy
But yeah

>>8509309
Doing pretty chill right now, listening to flannel get cutely uppity about her eu4 campaign

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>>8508769
Hey now I am the nicest person around

Mean