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Old: >>8498893
stop making new threads so early
Yo I gotta big dick
>>8501044
7.5 by 7.
Chara must die
>>8501052
clones?
why did you remove the discord
can you people stop encouraging chara's bullshit
thank you
-thanks
I wish i was drunk right now.
>>8501065
thank you
-thanks
people did really bad things to me once and you're telling me i don't get to poison anyone or set fire to any cities?
>>8501072
you can do that if you want to, you just might go to prison afterwards
its really fucking with my mind to realise that greek salad is basically a bunch of fruits with cheese and onion
like i just have to live?
Instead of saving pictures, maybe i should make tier-lists let's bring back the fun times.
>>8501072
>tfw the only person who has done really bad things to me is now dead
it doesn't even make me special?
>>8501051
So you have a big dick, big tits and a nice ass? WTF no wonder elanna was so protective of you last night.
What did emma do to piss her off anyway.
>>8501085
We do need an updated tier list, throw one together but leave out names to protect a little bit of their identities.
>>8501088
heartwarming to hear <3
I'm a high tier villain
7089 for emma is a creepy hon that manipulates people
>>8501085
Atleast use a real pic for yourself and not just a catfish
Dont cry for me.
I'm already dead.
>>8501085
Tfw not even a villan anymore
>>8501097
btw emma wears the same sweatpants forever lol
even when she goes outside
her pants have holes in them lol
>>8501103
This comic made me smile.
>>8501094
I've never made a tier-list before.
>>8501099
I'm not the one who made it, it's kinda old.
>>8501105
2nd mid tier, represents me, but it's not me in the picture.
>>8501103
you'll always be a villain to me, angie
>>8501051
damn I was close mine is 6.5 by 6
ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᶦᵖᵖᶦᵗʸʰᵒᵖᵖᶦᵗʸʰᵃᵖˢ
how does it feel to be one of worst threads ever?
>>8501109
post a real pic
>>8501085
Post the original of that with fictional characters?
>>8501115
>tfw I fucked up with the wrong Pep
>>8501111
But why ;___;
>>8501118
only discord friends get that.
>>8501120
not sure what you mean by that.
>>8501125
Have you really showed anyone your true face?
>>8501125
Hi Chara/Piety
Piety, do you still kill small animals like cats?
im slurping on coffee right now ok
>>8501128
hmm? idk not sure
>>8501128
yes, not sure why that surprises people so much.
>>8501130
Hi coffee.
>>8501131
It's been awhile.
>>8501134
depends which pic it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>8501136
I'm drinking milk right now ok
How's the coffee
>>8501140
>depends which pic it is.
The cross eyed one?
>>8501134
You should make a hero and neutral side as well
>>8501153
the heroes section would be blank though
is it possible to hate and still be a good person?
>>8501157
im a hero
>>8501153
But all of your heros are gone. And the blood that they spilled is on my hands.
>>8501147
Send it to me on discord, im not sure which one you're talking about.
>>8501158
no shit, retard.
>>8501144
It's tasty, a bit acidic, looking forward to finishing this medium roast and opening a nice bag of dark roast.
>>8501158
use that hate for good. This is how the crusades happened.
I had breakfast at my neighbors house to talk about what happened last night. It was really awkward lol
>>8501163
nah its a surprise and plus i gotta leave soon if my mom ever gets out of bed...
im mtfg's greatest villain
bow before me
>>8501172
the only pic i sent you was the pic of as me as a child.
>>8501176
no
pbbt
We need to have more fun tier lists, ones which just rank passability are a little stale.
>>8501179
I've been looking for days for this photo of me as a child in a dress, to prove I'm trutrans, but I can't find it :(
>>8501167
no, no politics
>>8501188
who took the photo?
>>8501180
I mean there's not a lot of reason to give it a shot unless you need the caffeine. It's an expensive habit too, or it can be.
>>8501182
Good girl
>>8501183
Bow before me
>>8501185
angie, moap, faye, rawr, quid
who else is in there?
>>8501188
Chara as a baby was pretty cute ngl
>>8501199
pbbbbbbbbt
>Sharing your pics on 4chan
>ever
>>8501209
>>8501185
who is the gamecube person?
SQUAAAAAD
glow up
>>8501199
It's mostly the caffeine reason. Its much cheaper than the energy shots and stuff I'd usually buy.
>>8501209
Is has been. Have you been well?
>>8501213
I only ever did because I dont really give a damn. I've posted my full address and shit before and nothing came of it.
>>8501215
that's a rare piety hand.
have a non-rare piety eyes.
>>8501216
I know, i just don't know which picture of me you're talking about.
>>8501221
Kinda, my phone exploded and i had to go to the ER, but otherwise yeah good.
>>8501224
yay.
>>8501224
actually my high school might have pictures of me, in drama dress rehearsal
>>8501185
God I look so different now
It's weird
>>8501204
That was suppose to be slug before she posted her pic
>>8501224
>tell my mom that I'm a girl as a kid
>tfw all she did was cut my hair off and then I cried
>>8501235
>people to destroy the globalists, pedophiles and psychic vampires.
tfw you forgot about the goblins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
>>8501233
>I know, i just don't know which picture of me you're talking about.
Its a screencap of a skype call with you emma and i think someone else but its cut off
>>8501233
>>8501161
daddy hero
>>8501236
Nice, I think mine might actually be in the storage container outside, hopefully I'll have them by tomorrow :)
listening to my shitty depressed teenager music and pretending im a girl
>>8501244
Oh, i know which one you're talking about i think.
>>8501247
Rare, but not me.
Thigh ones were me though if you have those.
>>8501253
shiteyes, slavic trash eyes.
>>8501260
same
>>8501260
>evanescence
>my chemical romance
>fall out boy
>panic! at the disco
god I was a retard
>>8501264
>>8501273
Yes you were
>>8501273
the only like actually shitty band i liked back then was blink182
i just called this album shitty because of the memories associated with it idk
>tfw no emma gf
>>8501260
Same, listening to system of a down. Good for you.
>>8501273
All perfectly good bands, I see no problem with this list.
>>8501277
I like that pic of me.
>>8501278
I'm not self conscious.
im a rat queer
>>8501278
I won't feel better, honestly.
Who said I didn't want to kill them?
>>8501288
What is
>>8501283
could you differentiate yourself somehow from uk robin
occasional viewers may be confused
I'm making messies
>>8501285
post more pics
>>8501293
Hows this
>>8501298
better i guess
Holy fucking shit guys i am so happy right now i am literally shaking im finally getting to graduate confirmed i got my fucking grades back fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>8501285
Ohh :( Hopefully you will someday
>>8501287
Yes
>>8501288
i thought you were queer for swampies
>>8501289
I'm sure you will
mhmmmm ill think about it
>>8501299
lol why does that matter, good music is good music.
>>8501301
>Holy fucking shit guys i am so happy right now i am literally shaking im finally getting to graduate confirmed i got my fucking grades back fuck fuck fuck fuck
Congratulations :)
>>8501297
why? Do you like them or something
>>8501301
kek
>>8501299
what music do you like now?
>>8501308
yes I fap to you
>>8501308
>do you like them
B...baka
>>8501309
Ayreon, Devin Townsend, Nightwish, Dream Theater etc
(also animu theme songs)
>>8501320
So you like prog metal then? I listened to a lot of dream theater in highschool
everyone please be normal
thank you
-thanks
>>8501320
never heard of any of those but they seem interesting o:
Okay so not even Swampies won't be able to get this either since I'm doing something completely diffrent from what they're used to on Middle School/High School (which is essentially called Middle School here) but my fucking grades dude fuck.
Basically, if you get a 50% or higher, you passed, if you don't, you failed and you have to repeat that class over again. It's kind of complicated but okay here it goes for my remaining classes.
Statistics: 56%
Science: 80%
Culture: 89%
I don't know why I am sharing this here of all places but I'VE GOT IN THE BAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>8501306
ty!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8501308
kekgggkk
>>8501331
Ok!
*detransitions*
>>8501336
Congrats coffee, proud of you.
>>8501335
>from old school rock and
Like 70s? Im a pretty big led zeppelin and pink floyd fan tbhqh senpai.
Dont tell elanna i like dad rock tho :0
>>8501204
raifu, quid, sonic, kayla, edie too
that's about all i recognise
>>8501343
Yee, dad rock is the best, I promise I wont tell though :/
>>8501350
>, I promise I wont tell though :/
im mostly kidding i think she already knows i like some dadrock
>>8501335
d-do you like cuddling while listening to cool music?
>>8501339
Ty!!!!!!!
>>8501348
Let me help you with my memory
Row 1: Tahhhhhmmmm
Row 2: Angie, Anne, Moap, Ufufu's father, Muff
Row 3: Sage, Slug, Faye, Kayla, Raifu
Row 4: Blue Penguin, Rawr, Peeps, Evelyn, Edie
Row 5: Moko, ?, Watashi, Quid, Sonic
>>8501368
>Tahhhhhmmmm
I know him from kageshi. wonder if he would remember me.
have to go to my doctors apointment soon dont wana go
>>8501368
woah, i did not recognise anne at all
>>8501390
I should have said that I mean non-lewd cuddling only :x
has bullying emma gone too far?
>>>/r9k/37972274
>She doesn't want to be a 10/10 amazon woman so manlet pussy beggars won't have to take advantage of you
>>8501406
yes a while ago
>>8501406
But Emma likes girls
>>8501402
O-ok then
>>8501408
Voor je kijken en doorlopen, Swampie.
You'd be lucky to even get a manlet (not that there's anything wrong with manlets)
>>8501408
every time i think about actually being pretty i always picture myself shorter and then i want to die
>>8501406
Emma is not for bullying. She just needs a reality check.
>>8501414
>Best Robin
but faye doesn't use a trip, silly
ally my discord's emm#7378 ok we're friends now
>>8501429
Pls let meme die
>>8501426
how painfully naive
but i can appreciate that you're a nice person who tries to help people
>>8501436
Leave my wife alone bully
After nearly being killed by that infection I think I'm gonna stop wasting my life and go part-time as soon as I get my new wig. If I don't get clocked full-time will quickly follow. So if you don't see me here anymore it's because I joined the real world
>>8501415
do you actually watch sailor moon or do you just avatarpost? o:
>>8501435
I see you know your Dutch rap, van der Swaampie. We are evenly matched on this occasion, it seems.
>>8501443
how's your voice?
>>8501438
She might be better then other robin but I'm still best
>>8501444
All 200 episodes and the movies
(I am deeply ashamed that I have not yet finished the Remake)
>>8501447
>dutch rap
I didn't even know this exists
>>8501447
Dutch rap is best rap tbqh
I don't really listen to Dutch music though, I love stuff like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin (I loved him before the Samurai Jack fans joined up, fuck), etc.
>>8501448
I've totally given up on it, not even planning for VFS because I just don't fucking care anymore, been keeping me in boymode for too long. I will get by with minimal speech.
>>8501458
>Sinatra
>Dean Martin
If I didn't have a gf... wew
Which of Sinatra's covers or originals do you prefer the most? (Mine is 'Here's to the Losers')
>>8501457
They try their best, it's pretty adorable. Even the Faroes have their own rap groups though.
>>8501458
Now that you're a GIRL, you're going to have to start listening to stuff like Kus, I hope you know that.
I only know Dean Martin from the New Vegas soundtrack, but it's pretty good listening.
>>8501432
>tfw doesn't work :(
>>8501455
cool I only remember liking watching it but idk anybody else who likes it so I could never watch it all because you can't really buy it here :/
>>8501474
They are actually releasing all the old stuff now.
But I just downloaded it, planning on buying it though.
>>8501479
maybe here too. usually you have to torrent any anime older than like 7 years or if they just never got an official release.
>>8501473
wew got it now :)
>>8501469
Vatican rap in Latin when?
>>8501458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV4PxZCXXKg
:3
>repress all sexuality
>trying to remember how to feel and think lewd things again for gf
>unconscious instinct to repress sexuality keeps kicking in
Wew
Is it safe to shitposter on a half of a half of a xannax?
>>8501495
Yeah, got like a TB of animu
What should I have for lunch today
>>8501443
You should stop worrying about getting clocked. Being trans isn't anything to be ashamed about. Stealth passing is just out of one closet and into another.
>>8501498
Considering they have rap in Klingon and Sindarin, I'd be surprised if there didn't exist Latin rap.
Maybe someone should tell the Vatican it might increase church attendance and conversion rates, they'd be all over that shit.
I took a half of a half of a half
So what was the best drama lately? Eugenie being a rapist? 2 Fayes? Emma potentially being doxxed? Elanna going ham at emma? Faye threatening to kill edie irl?
>>8501506
I shitposted on my yearly shroom trip yesterday, so you should be fine.
>>8501512
I used to worry about it but now I think I found peace and don't care if people clock me as long as they aren't an asshole about it
chelsea manning at nyc pride
smol hero with an even more smol flag
>>8501520
Eugenie being a rapist probably takes the cake although I dont think I have ever seen lannu get that protective over someone before.
>>8501508
nice can we like meet up and watch all that o:
>>8501503
Are you me? Let us know if something works, I have that problem too.
>>8501537
Someone with discord connections needs to leak what made her so angry exactly.
Where's a tranny whistleblower when you need one?
>>8501531
Six are wearing sunglasses
Three are wearing hats.
No Hispanics.
>>8501531
andro transgirls <3
>>8501520
I'm gay
>>8501528
Same. Just look the best you can. There's nothing else you can do and worrying isn't going to help.
>>8501533
Athletic girls are cute. So what if your shoulders are a lil big? You can still be cute. Take solace that girls prettier than you probably have shit vapid lives or even worse, they're married.
>>8501550
>I wish I could play Fallout simply for the soundtrack but I have a toaster as a platform tbqh
NV's a pretty old game and it runs well on the highest settings with my shitty GTX 770.
How old is your graphics card?
>>8501546
>where's a tranny whistleblower when you need one
Hue
>>8501546
Well we know it had something to do with cis tits so it was probably emma hitting on her or trying to get her to do something. Elanna seemed to hint at the fact that she knew emma had tried to manipulate her into doing something for her but that she was a good girl and didn't do it or something.
It was pretty fucking hilarious though.
>>8501510
sandwich
>>8501558
To be honest, I don't really know much about computer stuff so I don't really know
But when I try to play a PC game, my laptop becomes a toaster and shuts off immediately (save for Undertale)
Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma
>>8501557
Yea that's a good explanation I just think girls with bigger shoulders can be fucked harder cuz they have a bigger frame
>>8501546
>tfw nobody to blow your tranny whistle
>>8501557
Nothing wrong with being married if one is married to beepbeep
....like i want to be.....
>>8501563
I wonder if Emma was deliberately trying to put a little bad air between Elanna and Cistits, like she was doing with Grace and Zna.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll make its way to us eventually
>>8501572
is that you bean baby
>>8501566
how old is it? it might just be full of dust so it overheats
>>8501575
Emma is an emotionless robot.
Only money drives it.
>>8501577
I bought it in 2014.
Oh I can also run Doom 1&2...ofcourse
>>8501566
>But when I try to play a PC game, my laptop becomes a toaster and shuts off immediately (save for Undertale)
Sounds like it might be overheating. Might want to try and clean the dust out if you haven't in a while. Do you have speccy downloaded?
>>8501543
I'm fine being asexual but the gf wants lewds a lot
>>8501576
I fucked my girlfriend a lot today
>>8501586
We just want to know what Emma did to you, and it'll stop.
>>8501581
emma insinuated that she might want to steal cistits from elanna
elanna got mad and told emma to back off and that she knew what emma did, whatever that meant
>>8501581
none of this shit is entertaining these fucking idiots have been talking about the same "drama XDXDXDXD" shit all day
>>8501588
That's why I don't do relationships as much as I desire a partner and affection, I am simply not lewd enough to keep anyone's interest
I'll say it if you all just stop talking about it
>>8501585
>Speccy
Yeah, my friends say my laptop is a fucking volcano.
That being said...it's not like I use my laptop that frequently?
>>8501598
Yeah go ahead
>>8501597
Like all you need to do is get fucked and cook
>>8501605
I am not her friend and I am not going to keep it private if she's being a creep.
>>8501606
You still may want to consider cleaning it. You might be surprised at how much better it runs just cleaning out all the shit that's inside it.
>>8501593
>three hot tranny love triangle
>no one is actually fucking each other
>/Mtfg/
>>8501612
Thats fair enough i just think we caused a lot of drama xD
>>8501613
I...I don't even know how to clean a a laptop from the inside though.
Like am I supposed to open it up with a screwdriver and clean it up with Mr. Clean and then screw it back up?
I know I know I sound like a retard but I'm really not that good with laptops/pc/shit
>>8501624
Compressed air can, never suck, always blow
kek
>>8501597
There's just no way to win
>>8501608
Sex is more complicated than that..
>>8501617
1 more month, we have our hotel booked senpai.
>>8501617
>three hot tranny love triangle
>emma
?
>>8501619
You didn't cause it.
I didn't cause it.
It's all Emma, if I keep it private she's just going to think she can get away with it.
>>8501607
She was pressuring my girlfriend to strip for her on camera and then got pissed when she told me.
>>8501605
ok
so emma tried to hit on cistits, who told elanna about it
then elanna raged at emma on /mtfg/
and emma sort of revealed what happened between the lines
more accurate?
>>8501634
>that thumb
Nail biting transgirls are not allowed to exist, its hideous
>>8501630
If you have a big dick just use a lot of lube and go slow until you need to take over and the girls face gets stuck in a position of pleasure and you can just fuck her and keep going deep and being big inside her little pussyhole until she makes daddy cum
now stop talking about it please you fags
>>8501638
>She was pressuring my girlfriend to strip for her on camera and then got pissed when she told me.
wew
>>8501629
Oh...
OOHHHHHH
>>8501643
hm interesting
>>8501624
May not be as easy as you think. Google the instruction for your exact model. Some laptops are really tricky and can not be opened without special equipment. So, if you ar not sure, what you are doing, better not to try it, or you can end with pile of junk at your hands.
>>8501638
Well she seems to be smitten with her ass so its easy to see how this happened. Other girls being in a relationship never stopped emma before and it never will.
how about we take all the discord drama AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>>8501443
>So if you don't see me here anymore it's because I joined the real world
Why havent you left yet
>>8501648
That's really hot I bet you're super tight and soft and have a big ass
>>8501656
You can have Birdy I don't want him anymore
>>8501656
sorry i tried :(
>>8501652
Well there goes my hope of simply blowing my laptop in the butt lol.
I guess I can find someone who is really good at it? The problem is, I don't know anyone besides my friend's sister's husband whose good with this sort of stuff.
>>8501667
tfw no birdy bf
>>8501648
Did you ever play birth by sleep?
>>8501624
It depends on your laptop, some are easy to clean and others are difficult.
If you don't know what you're doing, it's probably not a good idea to do anything more complicated that spray some compressed air into the fans though. Maybe unscrew the base and pick out any big clumps of dust you see too, but don't remove anything if you don't think you can put it back.
>>8501443
Don't do drugs baby girl
Nailbiters are truly the most unappealing people in the world. It's disgusting, stop doing it and chew some gum.
>>8501676
>Yes it was trash skip it
Wtf I hate Seiryu now
>>8501654
I know.
And I won't tolerate manipulative polygamists creeping on her. Period.
>>8501684
I chew my nails when i get really anxious but i have been doing my best to stop.
>>8501676
I have to play it for the trophies though.
I'm on aqua's on critical and I'm really disappointed at how easy this game is
>>8501691
It must feel nice to have such a protective girlfriend.
>>8501676
WUT?! heracy I tell you
>>8501691
I think its cute how protective you are of her lannu. Never seen you act like this, at least that i can remember.
>>8501634
Lol does she like men?
>>8501680
I should've become a techie instead of what I want to do now...
I guess I'll see what will become of my laptop. I mean it's not that big of a deal anyway, I barely play PC games anyway.
Back when I had an actual PC, I loved WoW.
>>8501697
I tried to get them all, fuck the ice cream though.
It defeated me.
>>8501691
You go girl! Show these degenerates who's the boss.
>>8501704
She likes cute trannies and cis lesbians.
>>8501667
NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN BEEP AND I
PLEASE CALM DOWN
>>8501697
why do your pictures so often revolve around british politics, angie?
>>8501706
What do you want to become then?
is emma basically discord drama in human form, why do people encourage these kind of weirdos, i cant imagine "causes drama everywhere she goes" makes for a good personality
>>8501720
Hey Birbundy, got a bit of a head-scratcher for you.
If you were stuck on a dessert (sic) island and you could only take three trannies with you, who would you take?
>>8501721
I think a better question is why don't yours?
>>8501731
who has the better girlvoice, you or sertii?
Doctors went well, thank you for wishing me good luck anon.
>>8501723
I like to keep that for myself
>>8501741
What did you go for
>>8501739
they do, just usually in /britfeel/ where they're more topical
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep was a terrible game and the Final Mix version didn't improve on it.
They had a chance to fix it with the 2.5 HD Remix but didn't take their chance.
It stripped out all the complexity and intricacies of Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix and watered it down. Even if it was designed to be played on a weaker console, a handheld, they could have kept basic gameplay elements the same, but removed all of it.
The story and characters were poor. It was the major turning point of when the series started to suck with tremendously lackluster gameplay, story.
Since the same retards who made Birth by Sleep, the Osaka team, not the Tokyo team, also made the abortions called Dream Drop Distance and the 1.5 HD Remix and the 2.5 HD Remix and the 1.5 + 2.5 HD remix collection, and the 2.8 collection, Kingdom Hearts 3 is looking pretty shitty too.
358/2 Days had poor gameplay but the story was pretty alright though.
>>8501731
Emma is a souless manipulative creep. Because of that she hurts a lot of people and that creates drama.
>>8501749
Wish I was XXX
>>8501702
I've usually been the one to be protected but something about her makes me want to protect her. This is also maybe the first point in my life where I feel like I'm strong and stable enough to be the one to do the protecting.
>>8501718
I'm clean yeah, also done my crappy job
How's it going beanu
>>8501759
I'm gonna beat ur gf up Elanna.
Patriotic as fuck
>>8501731
Emma is """""bi""""" so she's a top, and tops cause drama.
In other questions, how big is birdy's dick?
>>8501773
Dog bless
>>8501731
i think its more the people (or person idk) who constantly brings her up and spams the thread with post about her or eugenie or whoever is the hated person this week
>>8501770
You're gonna have to go through me first
How much u lift
>>8501785
I lift all of it. How much do u lift.
>>8501780
Fuk yea short shorts!
>>8501773
America!
>>8501767
what did she mean by this
>>8501780
hello anonymous poster how have you been doing
Miss cock is a true American hero
>>8501716
Bummer
>>8501741
God loves you
>>8501759
My gf dressed me up
>>8501731
You just don't understand diva's, baby
>>8501773
Cute
>>8501773
please sit on my face kayla, and I'll throw you 0.02 bitcoins
>>8501796
its a funny discord injoke
>>8501807
ya look like a real bro, broski
>>8501789
All of it
1v1 me fgt
>>8501743
To see why my chest, lungs and ribcage were hurting so much and if I had a blood clot. Also to move across all my prescriptions and stuff and sort out a blood test seeing as id moved.
>>8501807
I really do hope god does love me, but the state of my life so far kind of proves otherwise, Maybe im just a bad person idk.
>>8501820
>tfw elanna could beat you up
>>8501820
wtf i have a boner now.
>>8501721
Politics is always an interesting subject
>>8501820
That's how I like it, a white clean door. Always open for a nice cool breeze.
tfw she can overpower you with one hand
>>8501820
Let's go. I'll beat u into next Tuesday.
>>8501847
You've done it before.
>>8501838
I wish I had a gf like that
>>8501847
I'm beating you up after I beat up Elanna and Maddie.
>>8501844
Try it
You are a twiggg
>>8501829
uwu
>>8501854
Heck u lizzy
>>8501854
gonna punch you in the boob desu.
>>8501854
what about me wtf
>>8501847
pic me
>>8501844
Looking at your arms is making me hungry for noodles.
>>8501844
Are you safe, Lizz?
>>8501826
Jesus takes care of his children
>>8501814
She keeps telling me to stand up straighter and work more.
She's helping me get a place.
I think I have good credit.
>>8501847
>>can I pick the same girl thrice
Seems a waste, but if you want to squander your second and third choice, I won't stop you.
>>8501856
Nope. I'm swole af. And you're in for a beating.
>>8501857
Heck u Ember
>>8501858
Why would you do that? ;_;
>>8501859
You're next.
>>8501862
No bully. I'm swole.
>>8501866
Pretty far from it, honestly. I'll message you on discord. Unless you prefer Steam
>>8501868
Having seen their discord the only other person he seems interested in is cis tits. Even calls her princes in front of both elanna and ember.
>>8501874
Discord. I hope some day I hear good news from you, I worry about you.
>>8501879
Cuts deep every time
>>8501879
I was given assurances that their relationship with each other was strictly platonic.
>>8501886
lil' rodent deserves better
>>8501889
IT is. he just calls me princess to make ember jealous desu.
>>8501894
>STRICTLY PLATONIC
Just keep shouting and you might even believe that yourself!
gonna die now
<3
>>8501894
>ok I pick the game girl 3 times
Noted.
>>8501902
sushi is great. wanna eat sushi together some day?
>>8501902
Dammit now I have to make sushi for dinner
>>8501910
Is that after your beatdown
>>8501900
im not even a little tiny bit interested in men sexually. Birdy is jut a good buddi
>>8501910
>spaghetti sushi
>>8501910
will you post a pic of it?
>>8501906
Sure but who are you
>>8501910
I bought fresh™ sushi, I can't make it ;-;
I tried to make jelly donuts once but I failed
>>8501919
SAME, I MEANT SAME
AND IT'S YOU BABE
>>8501920
when you first posted here we argued about why you hated us all but then you said maybe some of us are ok.
>>8501926
Can I have sushi afterwards?
>>8501926
>I actually was going to make normal sushi but now I'm going to do spaghetti sushi
Stop it
I'm calling the Mounties
henlo mtfg
>>8501914
ywn have a good buddi who pops platonic boners for you
why live
>>8501926
yeah I unironically like your cooking so think it will be good.
>>8501910
>>8501917
ELANNAS classic MAYO sushi
>>8501939
do you have discord so I can add you?
>>8501943
Sushi often has mayo in it
That's not weird in the slightest
>>8501941
Should I go to the store? I don't really have any fish
>>8501934
Sure uwu
>>8501947
Should I pick Maddie up on the way?
>>8501931
can I use that for an album cover some day? not sure yet if I'm gonna do it
>>8501947
TFW not sipping a dr pepper and telling her sushi is gross to her face.
>>8501946
I do but I don't really give it out here and I only add people if I felt like it or have a better idea who they are.
>>8501947
>Sushi often has mayo in it
what about when normal people make it though
>>8501962
wtf
>>8501956
California rolls literally have mayo in them
So do all the other north american rolls worth their salt
If you're going to criticize at least do your homework
>>8501954
Rood
>>8501952
She won't like it desu
>>8501962
I want to flick your nipple.
>>8501962
pls post your diaper' pic next!??!!! *o*
>>8501964
Got milk?
>>8501962
The way you were harping on me for my boobs i thought yours would be smaller. Pretty good shape desu
>>8501947
if you don't have any good veggies for sure but yeah it would be better with a bit fish at least. I would do it.
>>8501970
Your tits look pretty good, i'm actually impressed.
>>8501965
Californian rolls are tertiary trash.
You insult sushi.
>mayo sushi
>>8501962
I like your hair
>>8501965
americans aren't normal people
>>8501971
Wew, compliment :)
>>8501939
i'm ok, kinda sleepy. i stayed up on discord wit someone hella late. how are you?
>>8501962
kayla why?
>>8501985
birds fly, fish swim and kayla posts explicit pics of herself
>>8501969
Reveal yourself
>>8501965
Force her to like it.
>>8501985
Iktf, take 20 minute nap for an energized day
I'm optimistic like always
>>8501998
>try to take 20 minute snap
>sleep for 4 hours
hehe
>>8501985
>kayla why?
Im agp
>>8501992
that's deep, anon
>>8501998
i just slept for like ~7ish hours! so i'll be okie. just feel groggy yknow?
here have a kitter pic
>>8502004
Yeh I know how you feel, it'll fade away in like 30/60 mins~
That is a nice kitter pic, allow me to show you cowboy kitter
>>8501969
my woman is going nowhere
>posting tits in mtfg
Slutting
>>8502012
>hamster girl
That's a new one
>>8501999
(forgot to reply)
>4 hour nap
That's not really healthy anon ;-;
dude
>>8501767
>ze heeft niet Engels ingesteld als discord's taal
:/
>>8501684
>tfw nail biting habit is perpetuated by mutant 33rd back tooth that traps food with no other way to get it out
>neighbors are having a party nextdoors
>tfw lonely and pc machine broke
>>8501684
Haha hey thanks man
>>8502036
Lieve schat, Nederlands is overduidelijk de beste taal.
Nee ik heb gewoon geen zin om het te veranderen.
>>8502035
dude, what?
>>8502036
zij kan engels niet zo goed
>>8502050
i wanna die
>>8502003
I think Edie is too
>>8502056
there are better things to do with your life don't waste it
>>8502056
iktf lol
>>8502059
are all cis camgirls also AGP?
>>8502003
o
>>8502009
i raise you one swaggy kitter
>>8502035
dude
>>8502059
can you stop posting pics of your face lol
>>8502068
That is a nice swagger kitter but I'm introducing the baffled kitter
>>8502064
living is so hard. im going to try to do some things then just go to sleep
My cat was best, god damn i miss her ;_;
>>8502067
A lot of trans girls are agp
>>8502068
Hey Dollface am I hot?
>You pronounce Arkensas as Arkensaw
>It's not related to Kensas
I literally just found about this, wtf.
>>8502080
i see ur baffled kitter and i raise u one neck scratchy kitter!!
>>8502091
omg i always loved that pic of her with the lil scarf walkin around lol
>>8502092
not at all no
>>8502093
they're kinda weird about how they pronounce things over there
for example, they pronounce "birmingham" as "birming-HAM"
>>8502098
This saddens the bean.
>>8502088
yeah sleeping usually helps. life is hard but if you can't get through the bad parts you won't get the good parts either.
>>8502098
But look, this is the cat in the hat!
Tfw tempted to post pic of my doggo
>>8502101
>"birmingham" as "birming-HAM"
But...that makes sense...
>>8502122
Sophie is super cute and what I aspire to be but, that's giant?
>>8502122
looks about average to me
Saw this and it gave me a smile.
>>8502109
WHATCHU WAITING WHATCHUA WAITING WHATCHUA WAITING WHATCHUA WAITING FORRRRRRRRRR?
uwu
>>8502178
>>8502187
What do I do if I have an overwhelming urge to cut of my fingers and hands
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
L O L A
O
L
A
>8502126
>>8502129
Only gay men are size Queen's
>>8502122
Mine is bigger
>>8502191
What do i do if i have an overwhelming urge to cut up a kitty, and strangle it.
>>8502190
do you think he's a top or bottom
chaser or dribly baby
>>8502191
do smthing else to takes the urge away
>>8502199
bottom dribly baby
>>8502191
hold your bf's hand and get him to gently nibble on your fingertips to remind you why it's good to have hands and finger
>>8502191
that's commonly comorbid with
A G P
G
P
not even meming
>>8502201
okay u don't have to go and describe urself now...
>>8502209
i was describing u pooks
pookie what was the song in that video of you playing with the doggy
>>8502215
Rekt
Bf gave me facial and i let it dry on my face
WHEEENN
NIGHT FALLS
>>8502229
okay gonna filter you again i guess
tfw emma thread died
Okay I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0CYsqBnmWY
and wow!! u get a special surprise bonus too!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-UIgWW2LnM
4 views!!! aint that underrated
>>8502241
tfw
everyone in mtfg agrees theres just 2 genders right? with all the sjws everywhere im scared of being lumped together with people claiming to be octogender or something just because i wanna go from male to female
sad
>>8502249
3 genders
Male
Female
Tramsbians
>>8502249
that's my legend
please come back to me
>tfw thought moving home would help my mental health
>tfw it's managed to get even worse
kms
>>8502246
hooray
>>8502251
hi gloomers
>>8502249
i think in general there are only 2 genders but because gender dysphoria and GID are kindda fucked up mental disorders its possible for someone to not really feel like they belong to one more than the other.
>>8502258
not gloomers
>>8502249
Meh, my gender is human fleshlight
>>8502249
male
female
expert mode
special DLC
>>8502249
Male
Female
Egg
>>8502263
ok
hi anon
i think the sjws are mostly right about gender but it requires more explanation than most people are willing to listen to
>>8502278
>i think the sjws are mostly right about gender
Remove yourself
>>8502283
what are the correct pronouns for a human fleshlight? i want to respect your identity
>>8502267
>>8502269
>>8502266
>>8502265
>>8502278
2 genders
Well
I just lost my rectal virginity....ask me anythings....
>>8502294
EXPLAIN ME
>>8502283
kayloser noone like u go away
>>8502256
what would help your mental health? maybe I can help
>>8502298
you are a handsome successful man that happens to have gyno
>>8502295
Pls deets
I need this ;-;
>>8502298
I think I would need to write a book for that
>>8502298
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability
>>8502295
did you cum?
gender isn't real
I like Kayla, she's cool.
>>8502330
moron
>>8502330
i want her to sit on my face
(no brap tho)
>>8502320
Well my doctors responded
"It's too early to tell"
Great..
>>8502328
i kinda agree but its not useful to say stuff like this because people don't understand and just get mad
>>8502318
Well faye
Basically it was pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a9fe39a10f8
That
Except the fingers were in my bootyhole instead of my vagina
Cause my vagina is outside in atm
>>8502330
>she likes gayla
Moron
>>8502249
There are as many genders as a given society will accommodate. It's purely a social thing. I just hope it will be someday as discredited as race. We need to get rid of gender as a social discriminant, not to create more labels.
Am I obnoxious?
>>8502330
agreed
>>8502340
b-but penises and vaginas are the only sexual organs right? thats what a gender is, right
>>8502330
>>8502295
Did you really?
>>8502341
no but your diaper/ is very squishy!!!!! UwU
>>8502333
is this your biography you have written as a ghost writer?
>>8502351
>>8502327
N-no......
>>8502340
the create more genders thing is a strategy to discredit gender. the basic idea is if everything can be a gender then nothing is a gender. some people go about it in wrong ways i think but idk
>>8502346
S..stop this
>>8502336
Hnnng
;-;
>>8502355
Yes yes the sequel is coming out next year
>>8502356
>losing your anal virginity by getting fingered
does that even count?
>>8502340
>tfw you agree with a frog eater
>>8502347
That's sex, not gender.
>>8502309
I really don't know
Most days I can't stop thinking about killing myself, last night I kept being myself to let me do it until I just ended up crying
I interact with people daily but the crippling loneliness doesn't go away
i love salt
>>8502365
don't be silly Advanced Faggotry has been out for ages
im gonna assassinate elanna
>only had fingers in bp
Lol what a loser
Come back when you get a fat uncircumcised cock in there.
>>8502370
gen·der
ˈjendər/Submit
noun
1.
the state of being male or female (typically used with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones).
"traditional concepts of gender"
synonyms: sex
>>8502382
>typically used with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones
>>8501773
moar
>>8502377
Thats what dildos are for
Getting "penetrated" by 2 inches worth of a finger is nothing.
You dont lose your anal virginity to a finger, if it did that would mean that men who got prostate exams had anal sex.
>>8502381
I don't date chasers.
And im a lesbian.
If i wanted a man though i could pretty much get any man I wanted since even with a dick im incredibly sexually attractive, and most people are willing to look past it since they can still get their dick wet with me and i have a good personality/am good company
>>8502388
>synonyms: sex
>>8502392
Wow stop being rude faye
She had very long fingers
Longer than mine
And long fingernails too.....
>>8502394
could really go for some hot transbian gender rn
>>8502393
>If i wanted a man though i could pretty much get any man I wanted since even with a dick im incredibly sexually attractive, and most people are willing to look past it since they can still get their dick wet with me and i have a good personality/am good company
Pffft hahahaha
Keep telling yourself that
>>8502397
Going to need proof of her long fingers, might as well show digit ratio while your at it.
>>8502393
>i have a good personality/am good company
Like the Ancient Hawaiians used to say, if you don't the path you're taking, create a new one
>>8502407
The facts dont lie, and my self-confidence is reflective of that.
Which is why i dont have to cam whore for free on /b/ or post random nudes on /mtfg/ or pummel strangers with stories about "my boyfriend came on my face" and all sorts of other loser bullshit
>>8502373
have you thought about therapy before? or is it more like this feeling that at the end of the day you are still all alone in your room doing nothing by yourself`? if it's the second one iktf
>>8502286
can't help you if you're not gonna respond
good luck lol
Like the Ancient Hawaiians used to say, a seagull doesn't hit its beak on the same coconut twice
Really hoping no one I know browse here now.
>>8502410
;-;
Im normally okay with this, but using Elannas avatar is going too far
>>8502410
Youre asking for all this weird stuff that's hard to provide faye ;----;
My index and ring fingers are about the same length, on one hand theyre the same, on the other the index is a bit shorter
Im not gonna ask anyone to take pictures of their hands for me that's creepy
>>8502423
there is no way to help me anon
I am the most beautiful woman on earth and I want to have sex with everyone here
>>8502448
>not calling yourself a man
Fayek
>>8502421
I tried therapy and rely didn't get anything out of it aside from my hrt letter.
It's more so that the desire to kill myself weighs on me all day but I can hold back doing things life hyperventilating or crying and asking why I haven't killed myself yet until I'm not around anyone. Plus I get thoughts like >>8502223 (I posted that) pretty regularly, slicing off limbs and mutilating myself
How can anyone take pass-gen serious? Pic related got told by the majority that she passes.
how much does a faye kiss cost
>>8502459
is that a choker i spy?
>>8502459
>doesn't know hugboxing happens here too
Emma emma emma emma
what kind of porn are you nerds into
any weird shit?
finally made a phonecall i was stressing and scared about for actual months and the fucking voicemail picked up and i hung up immediately so im just going to go die
>steam library full of games
>bought like 2 games on the sale
>aww man there's nothing to play
>lay in bed all day
>>8502469
Emma has arrived
>>8502485
>any weird shit
Exclusively
hey
>>8502485
i memed myself into liking scat (just the porn) and now i can't leave it behind
>>8502492
Is that an edit or is she missing a hand?
>>8502485
Mind break, forced degradation, abuse
>>8502516
Angry transbian cut off her hand
>>8502513
Hello
>>8502513
Hey
>>8502485
i like armpits and body hair dunno if that is weird
>>8502459
It's all the anime posters. They are extra girly.
>>8502516
Thats a hell of an edit dude
The original is in the thread, scroll up
Thats a really obvious shoop
>>8502454
I get like that too alone. I try to be around friends that makes my mood better usually.
Mkay, posting passgen was a mistake.
Should I kill myself because I am a mistake, or should I start skateboard?
Or should I just stop using 4chan? Because desu I'm probably too obnoxious for it.
>>8502542
you are princess
>>8502485
havent watched any porn in months desu. Used to watch mostly vanilla lesbian stuff and hentai.
>>8502547
i dont know you so dont take it personally, but you cant be too obnoxious for 4chan
>>8502547
Skateboard
>>8502542
Hey I'm MJ
Lets make out and then make a baby that will be a greater artist than the two of us combined
>>8502560
ffxiv is garbage to be desu
>>8502564
agreed, i just drag people into it so they can know my suffering
>>8502542
Hello
>>8502567
wanting your gf to suffer through that trash
nicole SADIST confirmed, dont let her lispy fag voice fool you
>>8502576
idk im having fun
>>8502547
FFS is your only hope.
>>8502547
I think you're qt
skateboarding hasn't really been popular for like a decade though you could at least try rollerblades or some shit
>>8502590
chill
>>8502492
>hurr i posted it again
>>8502557
I dunno... I reread myself and I'm like 'this person sound like a self-absorbed POS that love to talk about their life and can't read english correctly'. I try to not bother my friends by... actually not talking to them at all, especially not about my problems.
I know obnoxious people get ignored, and see right it happening. And I see right there, I read what I wrote and i'm like 'yea I write like a annoying person', like, do you care? Does anyone care? I'm just bothering random people on the internet who dgaf, and then they'll either believe I'm a troll, fishing or attention, or just retarded, or all three.
>>8502558
Well I guess it's time then lmao, I'm more into cars tho.
>>8502590
See right there what I mean in this post.
I don't care if i'm ugly or beautiful anyways, I just wanna know if you think I look like a ugly girl or a ugly boy.
And yes I love getting attention, which is all a bigger problem because I'm aware of it and have trouble managing it.
>>8502547
So that's where Jontron's hat is
>>8502597
>>8502595
Annd now I'm confused...
I litteraly have people telling me randomly either "you're ugly" or "you're pretty", them being all kind of random person from friends, passing by trips, or random anons.
I mean, I'd tend toward 6/10 ratio of being told i'm ugly and the 4/10 left telling me I'm qt... So 'maybe ugly' ?
>>8502609
It's this one: https://www.banggood.com/Man-Woman-Vintage-Military-Washed-Cadet-Hat-Army-Plain-Flat-Cap-p-958063.html
>>8502547
kind of reminds me of a cleaned up mac demarco.
probably a better pic of him somewhere i got lazy though
>>8502606
the game becomes a lot faster paced... at level cap, it also depends entirely on what you're playing, some classes are just insanely slow by design
also yeah levelling is kind of painful, specially before level 50
uwu
>tfw my mom notices how dead inside I look and asks if I need to talk
I just told her "I'll be okay" and then cried into my pillow for a while
I don't want to tell her how depressed I am, I don't want to disappoint her. But I don't want her to have to find my dead body
>>8502617
So not girly, ok.
There, that's all I wanted to know.
>>8502641
thats a weird pizza
>>8502616
I dunno I think you look cute but whadda I know I'm dumb ass hell
just be the best you you can be or whatever the fuck I dunno
>>8502641
is this spaghetti
Everyone here is a hon with the exception of Dollface, Kayla and Korra. Prove me wrong.
>>8502645
i know the feel
>>8502606
honestly I'm with you in that, the classes in wow are better designed overall, but it seems the new expansion improved that a lot. The designs are better in ffxiv, I get to play with my friends and
>>8502668
have you seen emma though
>>8502668
im a hon
>>8502678
Idu the appeal, she is really ugly
>>8502653
See anon, I can't believe you anymore, because I now do believe you're the same person that said that exact formulation 3 times.
I'll just make a strawpoll so I know my ugly rating according to 4chan.
opinionate now at : http://www.strawpoll.me/13292682 and put me back where I belong.
>>8502662
I think I should say thank you (and also to the others that said that or similar), sadly if I say what I said, I shouldn't listen to anyone.
I probably really am retarded lmao.
>>8502668
i'm a hon so that proves you wrong
>mfw Tetra thinks Lassie is a yogurt drink and not actually a dog
>>8502680
i see it now
>>8502691
ey bb u can b my retard anyday
don't worry about it be a good girl and all that
>>8502691
im not that anon btw
You are ugly but you have a few pretty features like your eyes and (maybe your nose)
You desperatly need your hair styled and cut and get rid of that hat.
Also your midface is very long and the distance between your nose and lips is pretty long, you need to seek a ffs surgeon that can do something about it. Facial team might be a good ffs doctor for you but you HAVE to ask them for surgeries that can reduce your midface length that arent just ffs.
how long does it usually take to develop a passable female voice?
>>8502711
if you practice DAILY, it should take anytime less than a few months
>>8502668
>korra
Anon...