>tfw straight friend wont let me rub his feet

Foot fetish is gay

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Why not remove the friend and keep the feet?

>>8497323

i dont even have a foot fetish but this guy took off his socks and suddenly i just wanted to rub em.

>>8497330

explain your self.

>>8497331
>explain your self.
Kill friend, cut off his feet, rub them to your leisure.

>>8497342

... why would i cut his feet off if hes already dead?

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>>8497342

>>8497319
you know sometimes i wish i had a gay friend so he can relief my sexual tensions with no strings attacted

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>>8497350
So you can rub these feet without the annoying friend that's usually attached to them.

>>8497352

los angeles?

>>8497366

... but hes not annoying? and if he was dead wouldnt that solve the annoyance issue? i dont understand your logic.

>>8497369
new york, sorry

>>8497373

starcrossed NSA lovers.

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>>8497371
Imagine you like rubbing feet, massaging them, sucking on toes 'n shit.
Imagine you know a guy with beautiful feet but he doesn't let you rub them.

Obviously the solution is to kill your friend so you have unlimited access to his feet.

>>8497402

yes i understand that, but why would you remove the feet? hes already dead, so you can do whatever you want to him / the feet. why remove the feet after the fact?

>>8497402
what is wrong with you people?

>>8497443
You gotta cut off the feet bro.

>>8497489

WHY THO. what purpose does that serve other than better portability?

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>>8497489
They'd gradually rot over the course of a few days, you'd be killing a friend that's not even annoying, and you'd likely be charged with murder because nobody these days knows how to dispose of a body properly without getting caught, and so on.