things your straight crushes do to push your buttons

>>8479748
slap my butt "as a joke"

>>8479748
>refers to me as babe, darling, beautiful, ect.
>calls me sissy boy when he's mad at me.
>gets shirtless and changes clothes around me..all the time.
>demonstrates correct disk golf posture by standing close up behind me and moving my body in the correct way with his hands.
>texts me that he loves me and misses me when we don't hang out in awhile.

I swear he's straight guys, why do they do this??

>>8479748
>no homo

exist

>>8481667
this seems cruel

>>8481790
I love him so it's ok...

>>8479748
>kisses me on the cheek to make friends laugh
>lets me grab his ass for money
>acts dominant

>Says he loves me
>Kisses me, but laughs about it
>Strokes my dick
>Gives me head, but doesn't swallow
>Let's me fuck him, but only as a joke
I swear, he's driving me crazy

>>8479748
Fuck my tight little boipussy "as a joke"

>>8482426
I'll help you get back at him. Let me stick it in you so he get's jealous someone else is steaing his joke.

>>8482476
Man, that'll be the funniest prank ever! What's ur contacts?

>>8481828
>>lets me grab his ass for money
nigger what the fuck

>>8479748
>anon let's take a nap
>anon look at the new underwear I just got (wearing it)
>anon I think the gym is working (flexes)
>anon do I smell good
>anon you're cool I'd probably date you if I were a faggot
>anon sorry I felt asleep in your bed

As a straight lurker that enjoys laughing at the odd thread here, I can tell you that it's just to get on their nerves and annoy them as much as possible.

>"I'd fuck you if you were a girl"
nothing is worse

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>>8479748
Not being mine right now.

I don't think I got any straight friends

>>8483498

Until there is a "misunderstanding" in a moment of vulnerability and you end up with a dick up your ass.