/MTFG/ Transwomen episode 3: Revenge of the Late Transitioners

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Hope
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Second for Emma is abusive and encourages self harm and suicide and needs to be stopped.

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>posting your butte on 4chan
What am i a sloot

>>8479521
I'm afraid you might berate me and tell me what I'm doing wrong the whole time.
>>8479528
Always

>>8479547
that's the saddest picture I've seen all year
goodness :(

>>8479500
Trip on dodo
>>8479547
Disgusting

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What's uppppppp????

>>8479551
You like it? I woke up to find this in the living room a couple mornings ago. Get this molester alcoholic fuckface out of my life.

>>8479547
Rest in peace, sweet prince...

This post is for when I search the archive to find me calling that elanna is going to relapse, fuck up her relationship like all the other ones and then drop out of school (if she even starts)

>>8479558
He sounds like my old roommate. And uses the same bowls......

>>8479549
Only if you want me to.

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>>8479558
goodbie noobles u wil be missed rest in pease

Remember to ban dodo from your servers and delete that freak

>>8479545
>tfw she made me cut myself and then stopped talking to me and then stopped being my friend

.-.

>>8479579
emma only uses people, in a morbid way I'm interested to see how the pookie x emma thing works out, she's obviously gonna dump addy for her

>>8479555
nmu also nice trips

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>>8479571
So what is your end game actually? I haven't quite pieced together what brand of broken you are and it would make this a lot easier if we cut right to the chase

>>8479587
>cut right to the chase

Elanna is the next Emma

IS THIS ACCURATE???
>Faye - hypocrite, liar, asshole
>Mercury- liar, scammer, messy bitch who lives for drama
>Elanna- cool girl, occasional asshole, doesn't do drugs


>>8479587
fucking kek

>>8479585
She said that she'd be my friend forever

>>8479590
I legitimately thought it was an emma post when I read it

>>8479595
friends are things that only exist in movies.

>>8479587
I have no end game. I just thought you were being unfairly harsh to faye. I also like having the last word so I cant stop replying to you. You know autism and ocd and all that junk.

>>8479595
that's what she does

>>8479601
Now i have the last word

reminder that faye started it
this time at least

>>8479609
SHE STARTED IT TEACHER THAT MAKES IT OK

>>8479603
Well done.

>>8479602
.---.
I'm really upset

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>>8479601
I want the last word!!!!!!

>>8479613
carol get back on discord lets dm

>>8479613
you are lying yes?

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>>8479616
the last word will be mine

>>8479617
>dming a 15 year old


Holy shit you are one creepy fuck. Yourw ugly as shit also lol

>>8479536
= l o s t

uwu

>>8479626
Im talking to her because shes clearly distressed about something. You do really need better bait hon

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>>8479590
Oh shit

>>8479601
You don't always need to have the last word you know
>>8479594
I like this list

>>8479631
you make mockery of me? yes?

>>8479635
True.

>>8479636
Just a lil bit.

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>>8479636

>Faye - hypocrite, liar, asshole
>Mercury- liar, scammer, messy bitch who lives for drama
>Elanna- cool girl, occasional asshole, doesn't do drugs
>Emma - football player looking hon, makes others self harm for amusement and drove an innocent girl to suicide

>>8479648
who suicided?

>>8479651
I would rather not say out of respect

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its all hopeless isn't it /mtfg/
i-i don't know what to do ;-;

>>8479648
But my mommy told me that weird poor drug addict trannies weren't cool

>>8479653
>no one actually killed them self
>charlotte is still just this upset

What tripfags remind you of which fictional character?

>>8479653
I hardly think they'll give a crap

>>8479656
>>8479658
>emma defense force

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>>8479527

>>8479642
I like the last word too so I'm going to keep this going

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>>8479655
faye, just stop, you look like a 13 year old boy with weird gyno

>>8479654
what's up bud?

>>8479663
i don't like your hair... yes?

>>8479654
Hi Kayla

>>8479654
Sup

>be bad and hurt people
>popular
>be good
>get bullied out of the gen 3 years ago

nice general, good to see it's still here

>>8479668
what culture are you from and what is your native language?

>>8479662
>making shit up out of sheer pettiness
Either say who killed themself and show that emma was the reason why right now or you admit that you are lying. No ifs ands or butts. If you hate emma so much and want to warn people about her this is the perfect opportunity for you.

>>8479654
What's happening?

>>8479674
The better the person, the more bullies they have

>>8479662
was just asking

>>8479654
People on discord don't seem to like you very much these days and your drama seems to follow you like the plague. What did you do?

>>8479665
Is this really faye

>>8479674
Shits fucked senpai. Be hot and nothing else matters.

>>8479676
ask her yourself

>>8479666
>>8479671
>>8479677
I always end up pushing the people i-i love away. I try so hard not to fuck up but I always do.. That and i'm 99% sure i'm clinically insane.
>>8479670
h-hai carol~
>>8479682
I said a pretty mean thing to someone the other night when I was drunk, i-i tend to get really jealous and yea..
I really wish people liked me b-because other than here discord is the only other place I have..

There are some special days coming for my gf (birthday, anniversary, etc) and I have no idea what to gift her :(

>>8479692
srs

>>8479690
Hugg
Ily soup

>>8479690
So fucking stop
>>8479692
What does she like

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>no one will ever pay for my ffs and srs

>>8479690
just work on being better, you'll get there, maybe just don't get so drunk, and find somewhere else to hang than around us we're terrible generally. like anywhere where you don't have to tell people you're trans so you can be get practise at being normal.

and stop stuttering ffs

>too autistic to have even an online social life

>>8479699
I can't even get my family to buy my laser. Or a car so i can go get a real job instead of these fucking dead end fast food slave jobs.

>>8479690
Check discord

>>8479704
same

>>8479690
Sounds like you may have a drinking problem

what's the discord?

People should post discords so I can join

>>8479694
ily too neko <3
>>8479695
i-i'm trying I really am, i wish I could pinpoint wtf is wrong with me
>>8479703
idk im really bad at meeting new people and stuff
the stuttering is just a bad habit at this point u_u
>>8479711
yea, probably.

Nyam nyam fishies

>>8479713
>>8479714
Oh. Well uh, i run kiwis old discord. Its pretty dead but if anyone wants to join i wouldn't mind.
https://discord.gg/gHBGm4H

>>8479715
well I didn't mean in person so much as just an online site you can talk to people normally.

>>8479715
please send hugs
im sad

>>8479695
Nerdy shit like me and most tgrills, but she's been selling her figures, games and pretty much everything, so I'm sure she would be kinda bothered if I gave her something similar

>>8479692
what does she like?
what are her interests?
desu i wish someone was buying me gifts and stuff, no one ever remembers my birthday rip
how long have you been together, what # anniversary is it

What happened to snizlefoot?

>>8479722
m-maybe that would be good idk, I've lost so many people and friends that i-im tired of trying at this point..
>>8479724
*big hugs and snuggles* ily carol <3

>>8479663
What kind of person keeps swords in their bedroom?

>>8479734
people come and go it's the nature of the net

>>8479734
ily2 ;w;

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forever obsessed with by anons here it seems

>>8479757
did you or did you not drive someone to suicide

lets hear you deny it

>>8479738
The room I currently sleep in has a couple hammer-axes, a scythe and a blowtorch. Then again, I have beds/sofas in most rooms and tools as well.

daddy

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>>8479757
Discord plx

One poster in mtfg is actually a serial killer. Who and why

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>order a keyboard tray
>arrives less than 48 hours later
Amazon prime is the shiiit I don't even have to leave my house to waste my money

I want daddy's cummies!!!

>>8479779
>lies about it
holy shit i hate this fucking general

>>8479779
>i truly loved her
>because i wouldn't date her

fucking lying bitch using someones death as a way to make yourself look glamorous

>>8479782
>tell them to ask her
>they do
>isnt the answer you wanted
>get this upset
Sperg more please.

>>8479786
trip on

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>>8479762
well in the first place you got the information from a post i made here
an ex of mine who was yandere obsessed with me and had BPD committed suicide about a month after we broke up because of other things going wrong in her life and the sadness of not being able to date anymore
hence where the "i miss her" meme originated
im sure you'll just disregard this explanation and keep on shitposting so im not sure why im explaining it in the first place though
>>8479767
Ammie#2432

>>8479786
>literally contradicts herself in the image
>EMMA DEFENSE FORCE ACTIVATE

>>8479771
oddish, because she has swords in her bedroom

i feel tired and sad

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>>8479790
>I truly loved her
>I wouldn't date her

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>>8479772
;-;

>>8479791
>>8479788
That wasn't me though

>>8479785
>>8479782
Well desu I have known that kind of thing to happen before and it hits pretty close to home with something im going through so I dont see it being out of the realm of possibility.

>>8479793
No i dont D:

>>8479804
no one was talking to you

I am 42

>>8479771
me
kill all Aryans, Anglo supremacy now

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>>8479699
daddy is going to get me my ffs and pseudo girl hole ^W^

>>8479803
Why didn't you get that from the microsoft store, they have student pricing.

>>8479815
good job

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>tfw managed to get an interview for a secretary position
>tfw car is finally on the road

p excited and nervous at the same time tbqh

https://discord.gg/sFt3mr

Cool kids only

>>8479823
ember hi

>>8479826
Hullo

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>>8479527

I want all newfags out, they have literally ruined /mtfg/

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>>8479802
jeez you people are ruthless
she was the one who broke up with me, as her mental instability made it so she didnt want to date anyone, she changed her opinion often with her mood swings
we couldnt date when she came back a month later as by then i had just started dating another girl who had loved me for a long time, and its not like i could just have dumped that girl

>>8479838
You will kill the board

Fav moisturizer/anti age cream
Pls don't say cummies

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>>8479839
that whole situation is why trannies are on my never date list. cis only bc its just too drama filled otherwise

>>8479772
>tfw you ordered 84 items this year on amazon

>>8479838
how can you ruin something that wasn't good in the first place

>>8479842
Mommys milk

>>8479839
>the only girl ive ever truly loved killed herself cause she couldnt date me

you stupid lying bitch, I thought you had some sense of morality to not speak ill of the dead but you don't

>>8479772
>order bottle of rum in the morning
>it gets to my house in the afternoon
I don't even know how they do it.

emma made me feel sad

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>>8479838
are you talking shit anon?

>>8479857
Considering how insane most trannies are this story seems pretty believable senpai.

>>8479815
>pseudo girl hole

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>>8479857
kay just ignoring what i say and being mean like usual i guess
ill stop explaining it then

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>>8479870
i want my neo slit NOw
>>8479864
:c

>>8479872
>being mean like usual

hahahahahahahaha

>>8479873
.-.
:<
she hurt my feelings

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>>8479872
why are anons so obsessed with you? I can't claim to know you personally but you don't seem much different for most other mtfg posters to warrant all the hate

>>8479879
their is a lot that happens outside of mtfg
you only see a sliver of who emma is

>>8479879
>korra didn't get replied to 10 mins ago so she pretends she doesn't know about emma for a reply

>>8479876
that's what feelings are for

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>>8479879
its a few of the same ones with charlotte being the main one
i never woulda thought cuddling with grace would cause such a strong hatred in her heart
supposedly i remind her of people who bullied her a lot in high school and this must be her way of letting out those feelings
which if it helps her i dont mind helping with

>>8479890
.-.
i only wanted her to be my friend

>>8479893
you are sick

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>>8479893
sounds like a crappy deal but what can ya do it's Internet trannies they live for drama

oh well best of luck and all that

>no one will ever take vengeance on emma for how she treated so many girls (including me) in this general

feels bad

>>8479906
>korra calling out others for drama

>>8479908
Not your army retard

>>8479912
no shit

>>8479893
Why would Charlotte of all people be behind it? She seems like such a nice person

Soooooo....

This is fuuuuun

>>8479918
because she thinks that since a couple girls like her that everyone does

>>8479918
Charlotte is a really angry person that posts anonymously now and most of her posts are attacking people here. Since she always uses the same pictures it's easy to tell it's her.

Reminder that you're beautiful and I adore you all.

>>8479918
Yeah but what does she post as anon?

It's well established that all trips detrip to cause drama and be generally unpleasant.

>>8479930
post bunbun

>>8479918
I mean charlotte has admitted to doing it and then tried playing the victim when people called her out on it

>>8479930
fuck off you piece of shit

>>8479937
why are you being mean to him :(

oomph

>>8479932
Sorry, I'm not Funk. I'm just
a fan of what he did.
>>8479937
Sorry.

>>8479931
Nah, I don't drop my trip to funpost. Funnier doing it openly.

>>8479929
What if it's just someone pretending to be Charlotte in order to get her in trouble?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/manhood-the-bare-reality_uk_59357df5e4b0fa3f6ae63d01

i know some of you are straight.

>thread full of emma again

can you just fuck off already

>>8479954
Quite unlikely, Charlotte's writing style is very distinctive and her aggressive, antagonistic personality is difficult to emulate.

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>>8479932

>>8479842
daddy's semen

>>8479960
you're emulating it pretty well right now

>>8479938
I hate people like him

>>8479952
I hate you

>>8479961
how is sluggy freelance not over yet
imagine wanting to start reading it at this point

>>8479930
it's comfy to believe this lie :3

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>>8479965
I use a lot less words to get my point across. I don't dislike Charlotte, I dislike how she acts.

>>8479970
Doonesbury has been running since 1970. Imagine trying to catch up with that.

>>8479960
Seems very plausible to me. People impersonate Faye all the time.

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>tfw no abusive hatred filled charlotte gf

>>8479985
I've only seen it done ironically. Even pretending to be Faye will leave you a crazy mess.

>>8479998
tfw no pineapple pizza gf

good afternoon
I just woke up :^)

>>8479957
do transgirls name their tinklers too

>>8480000
I wonder if I could impersonate Kara on /mtfg/ and get you to send me nudes.

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>>8479998

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where is phienchen. i miss phienchen

my best friend

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>>8480007
Why would I post nudes here when she can just see me naked in person whenever she wants anyway

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>>8480013
I got her
Anglo supremacy starts now

>>8480013
she was here last nite

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>>8480017
Don't use logic on me, ass-butt.

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>tfw low voice

>>8480036
They never care if you're cute though xx

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>>8480030
I do what I want, Castiel.

>>8480040
Is that a boy

>>8480039
im not cute either tho

>>8480036
I love your voice and i love you nim

>>8480047
I require proof.

>>8479998
>tfw no emma friend

>>8480040
I don't know who that is, but you should stop doing what you want when it conflicts with what I want.

>>8480051
ily2 coffee

but i need it higher!

>>8480053
no

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>>8480059
You can do it!!!!

There is not a single dramaless bitch in this thread

>>8480067
Ummm
Hi
Name my enemies

>>8480059
Then you're full of shit and doing the usual nim bullshit for attention...

You aren't as bad as you pretend to be. Jesus you could look and sound like George Costanza.

Shiiiieeet

>>8480067
I'm drama less!

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Do you think plastic surgeons would be okay with injecting botox into my shoulder muscles to make them more narrow?

I've heard of this being done with jaw muscles, but not so much shoulder muscles

>>8480068
me! >:) le anon poster

>>8480068

Me now you fucking bitch... Ima cut you slag

>>8480046
The cutest boy.

>>8480057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzCFe9bBvuM

You don't like logic or you want nudes?

>>8480069
it doesnt matter if it could be worse, it's already bad enough to the point where it's not passable

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>>8480069
i wish i was george's height tho

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>>8480074
gross
please delete

>>8480078
>>8480080
Anons aren't people tho bb.
Lemme sit on your face

>>8480068
me
fuck you
/s

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>>8479527
i like this version better

>>8480085
post without clothes

>>8480074
what's the context for this pic

>>8480085
braaaaaap

>>8480089
N-no .////. (jk, please do)

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>>8480059
Couldn't you in theory go to yeson that's what I'm going to do but I guarantee you my voice is deeper it probably won't do shit.

>>8480074
Don't post my pics pls

>>8480074
ewwww her hair is disgusting

>>8479449
I'm with team Fayelanna where they stop pulling each others hair and start kissing each other and being really good friends

>>8480097
can you post?

ill post mine

>>8480101
Thats me ;_;

>>8480089

I'm not into girls... But maybe I can watch while my boyf breaks your ass... Pweeese

>>8480104
I would but all I have is lewd stuff and it would out me in a way I don't want to be outed plus I've had my voice recorded so I'm spooked of posting my voice.

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>>8480082
That man stole my insult.

You'll pay for being a smartass one day, Natalie.

>>8480105
i bet considering this thread is filled with hons

>>8480036
iktf

>>8480074
My hair actually looks worse kill me plz

Also don't cut your own hair unless you know what your doing that's where I fucked up.

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>>8480106
But I'm a boy with a hole in the knee of my pants.
Also
Why are you a cuck
>>8480090
I'll eat your future family.

>>8480111
yeson is scary tho

you could fuck up your voice forever

i know i can get a passable female voice with my range but it just kinda feels bad that i had a low voice to start off with, like puberty affected me more or something idk

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>>8480121
I'm broke I have nothing to pay you with

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>>8480093

:3

Got to buy panties for the first time. I'll be wearing them under skinny jeans almost always. What buy?

>>8480126
I'd be okay with being a mute if it came to that. I literally cannot train this voice I sound like a fucking lumber jack.

>>8480089
>tfw valq will never sit on your face after a long day at the garage

>>8480125
what future family?

>>8480133
EXACRLY
>>8480132
I mean, if you like vinegary salmon...

>>8480139
i hate kids anyway to be desu

>>8480128
meant the ass

>>8480139
sit on my face

>>8480127
I also accept payment in the form of being bullied.

In fact, that's the only form of payment I accept.

>>8480148
I don't like bullying people

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>>8479872

>>8480126
I know that feel bad facial hair and a wrecked body with bad shoulders and even with ffs no chance to pass repression with taking hrt was the only answer for me it could have been worse at least people say your cute.

>>8480131
I'm sure you're okay.
https://youtu.be/QgaRd4d8hOY

>>8480155
lmao name that emma.jpg

Wew, crying again watching series, that's interesting.
Also the black line thing is legit hilarious.

>>8480152
I think you may have misunderstood what end of the transaction you're on.

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ohayo!

>>8480125
I've cucked a lot of women, it's thrilling. I want you to experience that.

I dunno it's kind of interesting, besides I wanna see you lose to a big cock...

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>>8480165
this is a bully free zone okay

>>8480176
Wooooooooow

>>8480170
Montana!

>>8480176
so when are you going to start slipping your boyfriend estrogen?

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Should i come out to my extended family on my birthday?

>>8480171
>getting cucked and saying you cucked someone else

Passing is a transbian meme. Dont fall for it.

>>8480158
I knew it was Monty python before even clicking on it good joke.

Seriously tho my voice is fucking deep and girl voice sounds like the biggest faggot ever. I don't know how people train their voice it's like a mental wall when I try same with make up I just can't mabye I let my agp go to far.

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>>8480173
It's a bully's world - you're just living in it.

>>8480194
i thought it was a straight transgirl meme!?

>>8480176
But his bone structure would make a better gir if he was an early transitioner......
I don't want all that gym poo-muscle
>>8480171
>I would need to lose
>you wouldn't be the one being cuckkkked

>>8480190
You can like it both ways idiot...

It's a thrilling adventure. Jealousy is a powerful aphrodisiac.

>tfw no gf to spoil

Goodnite forever everyone. I love you all.

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>>8480200
>not a smith and wesson
Disgusting

>>8480209
you could spoil me desu

>>8480219
tell me about yourself

>>8480204
I don't understand this xD

You want me to cuck you? I'm pretty good at riding, and I've never met a guy who I couldn't get to squirt a load down my throat.

>>8480198
I can't really give advice, it was very natural to me and took me only a fortnight to settle in a decent female voice. But it definitely can be done. I'm pretty certain forlorn hopes that actually require surgery are a very small minority.

>>8480218
>not a webley
disgusting

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>>8480226
Stop arguing. Manurhins are the best.

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>>8480218
Guns are guns, they're all pretty much the same.

They're nothing compared to the deadliest weapon of all anyway: words.

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>Trump wants to build the worlds largest solar farm on top of his wall
69D chess

$10 for an ice coffee and the tiniest bottle of hand sanitizer. Milk me mommy

>>8480157
it's the nose and chin mostly, jaw too

oh and i have a really bad adam's apple

body is fucked, no point even trying salvage that

>>8480223
Lolno
You said
>I've cucked a lot of women, it's thrilling. I want you to experience that.
you'd be the one being cucked.
Also, I can't be held responsible for stealing your man after taking him on a ride in my truck & fucking by the campfire

>>8480236
>Milk me mommy
I am a 33 year old virgin and what is this

>>8480233
and how long does it take to reload again?
>>8480234
the word moist vs a saiga-12

desu Valq a cute

ily emi

>>8480226
I mostly like Smith and Wesson for their classic, old timey American heritage, and chiming off Dirty Harry quotes. If I had to have a luxury revolver, it'd be an imported Manhurin, but those are expensive. Maybe I'll join the French spec ops or something and get one for free.

>>8480234
I don't necessarily disagree. I used to write for a living. But I'm pretty sure a .44 magnum in your head is deadly

desu senpai squishy a quté

>>8480254
i was gonna sadpost but this was the first thing i saw when i opened up /mtfg/ :)

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>>8480245
>tfw no HK243
>tfw no Vepr 205
>tfw no modern crusades

Repression gen are the dogs and mtfg are the cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs

>>8480243
I'll show you ;)

>>8480266
k

>>8480241

I HAVE cucked a lot of women though...

A few directly in front of them. One was tied to a chair and I've always wondered if she was fully consenting.

Yeah I'm not worried, I'd be more worried about you leaving what's his face and becoming infatuated with my man...

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>>8480277
ehhhhhh?

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>>8480251
s qu i shy wushy mushy!!!

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>tfw made a fake discord
>tfw really just a miserable fat hairy man behind the computer
>tfw manipulating trannies to send me nudes fall in love while i stalk them jerk off to them and dox them

If i cant be a pretty girl irl than ill pretend to be online fuck you you passing pieces of shit.

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>>8480209
>tfw gf refuses my offers to spoil her
I just want to spend all my money on her what the heck

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>>8479527

>>8480284
me irl

>>8480284
swami?

>>8480276
> cats
laid back and bitchin at everything and everyone, fat and weak
> dog
stupid af, scared of cat, large and strong, eventually fat

seems about right.

>>8480264
but YOU are.

>>8480245
>someone points a saiga-12 at you
>say the worst "moist" and draw it out as long as possible
>they drop to the ground screaming and clutching their ears

>>8480263
>I don't necessarily disagree. I used to write for a living. But I'm pretty sure a .44 magnum in your head is deadly
Only like 98% of the time.

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Why is gaining weight so hard?

>>8480240
I definitely know that feel
Jaw, chin, Adam's apple, rib cage, shoulders, lack of hips, facial hair, nose mouth, soul less looking eyes with dark circles the only thing feminine about me is my fucking hands :(

tall as shit 5'11 aforementioned deep voice There's not really a way out of this no one except gross chasers and gay guy who want me to stay a guy want me.

But everyone has shit they deal
With so who the fuck care I'm a stupid snowflake who is nb now cause can't be a femboy, can't be trans, and won't live as a hon.

I hate dudes on grinder that send dick pics first thing. Who has that piccy of the guy holding his mouse??

>>8480285
spoil her with your money by putting it into a college fund for her, instead of trying to buy her butt dildos and anime figurines

>>8480290
come on that's not even a new pic

>>8480305
That's a really good idea thank you anon

I know this is a really late response, but:
>>8478826
I understand pretty because that's subjective, but not afraid of anything? really?
I'm not trying to dispute you, just surprised you think that.

>>8480296
How is it even possible to be so short, smoke so much weed and STILL find it hard to gain weight?

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>>8480295
I'll be getting a S&W M29 soon. If I ever shoot someone in the head I'll let you know how it goes

>>8480296
ily riley

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>>8480293
No u
>>8480303

>tfw no one believe its me in discord

>>8480315
Ty qt

>>8480281
Im not a cuck tho bb.
Hell, I'd let him cuck you tho

>>8480312
weed increases metabolism. i know a few ppl who gained tons when they quit weed (or other drugs)

>>8480302
you think 5'11 is tall as shit? there are people out there who are in worse situations than you, im not even talking about me

6'3-6'4 people

are you on mones? if so for how long? you can also get laser for facial hair, that's what im doing

im probably just gonna save money and do my FFS in pieces

i don't expect it to happen but becoming passing in like a year or two without FFS would be really encouraging and help me work towards my surgeries

>>8480326
Does it really? So smoking pot and resisting the urge to pig out could help me lose weight?

>>8480329
i am not a medically licensed professional
√)

but i got some meds here if anyone wants to kick it

>>8480327
I'm 5'9" and I feel on the tall side, but not crazy tall. If I'm not mistaken the mean height for women is 5'6" idk about variance though.

>>8480337
congrats

>>8480336
What meds? Kick what?

>>8480329
Highly unlikely since weed gives you the munchies

can i get a quick run down of how much i ganked my body by being on 6mg estrogen by month two? feels perfect to me..

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>>8480313
>If I ever shoot someone in the head I'll let you know how it goes
Don't shoot anybody in the head unless it's me or Hitler, okay.

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>>8480306
Trust me its the same butt, Ill let you know when it gets better I promise.

>>8480303
Why would you try to date gay men anyways?

>>8480314
Ily2 anon

>>8480329
When I was at my worst I would go like three days without eating anything, any time I got pains or nausea from hunger Id just smoke more. It totally aleviates Nausea and made hunger pains much less intense and bearable.

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>>8480312
Extremely healthy low calorie diet. Mostly rice and chicken, no sweets and very little red meat. Its not out of choice, I just dont have a taste for any fattening foods...

>>8480358
so it's pretty hot in AZ huh
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40339730

>>8480327
>you think 5'11 is tall as shit?

I mean obviously there are people taller and that does suck :/ my sympathy goes to them but its the combo of everything fucked up face, shoulders voice all that I listed :(

>are you on mones?
if so for how long?

3 years now and I look exactly the fucking same actually no my hairline is getting worse. I started at 24 tho cause I'm a fucking idiot.

>you can also get laser for facial hair, that's what im doing

Litteraly zero places are LGBT friendly where I live I tried to book an appointment and the girls on the phone laughed at me and hung up.

>im probably just gonna save money and do my FFS in pieces

That's not a bad idea desu and cheaper in the long run I'm considering getting ffs but if I haven't even got laser what's the point. Plus large shoulder giant feet can't be fixed with surgery and my voice as I said I just can't figure this shit out :(