Cis LesGen

>niggers on the OP pic
Gross.

Why don't you ever capitalize your "i"?

>>8477130
In all seriousness, why do I find white girls, asian girls, hispanic girls, arab girls etc. everyone else but not black girls attractive?

>>8477130
>on

>>8477132
you're racist.

>>8477132
Because they are low IQ subhuman trash.

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>>8477156

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>>8477160
WE
WUZ

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>>8477094
>physical
>is being ugly an illness?
>mental
>depressed, have been since age 11

>>8477132
because you know better

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>>8477132
what about her, anon?

>>8477181
I think she's pretty, and I mean that sincerely, but she does nothing for me. It's the same as looking at a male model or a nice statue or something, it just doesn't register on the radar whatsoever.

>>8477181
God blacks are so fucking ugly, even the "attractive" ones. Literally any decent looking black will have a decent bit of white DNA mixed in.

>>8477174
I guess what they say about people resorting to racism because they're desperate for a way to feel good about themselves is true after all.

>>8477204
Was racist from as far back I can remember. First time I got in trouble for it was age 8.

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>>8477181
Revolting.

i seriously didn't think a photo of a lesbian couple with one being a black woman would devolve into all of this.

>what is your mental health like?
I have something like an "imaginary friend" that is completely real to me that has been there for my entire life and I'm self aware enough to know it's some kind of delusional hallucination but I don't want to get 'help' for it because it's not a problem for me and I'm afraid that taking medicine for it will "murder" them if that makes sense.

>>8477218
is it a tulpa?

>>8477214
Half of the last thread was /pol/ shit friend, unfortunately this thread has a lot of racist twits and/or trolls. Just ignore.

>>8477214
You always pick shit pics.

>>8477220
No because I didn't consciously will them into existence (I mean you could argue I did but I think you understand what I'm trying to say).

Honestly I think tulpas are bullshit but who am I to talk

>>8477222
What a waste of trips baka
>implying 4chan hasn't always been racist
>implying being racist is a bad thing

>>8477223
Would it kill you to stop licking nazi's ass for one minute?

>>8477229
I don't like her either.

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>>8477228
but it hasn't always been racist.....
before it was always comedic, and never as vile and ignorant as it is these days

>>8477228
I hate that you retards ruined everything. People made racist JOKES. Unfortunately assholes like you took those jokes as a welcome mat and called all your racist fuckhole friends. Now this place is a cesspool. All because you asshats didn't get the joke.

>>8477238
I don't think I'm racist. I don't think black people are inferior to any other kind of person, I think all people should be judged as individuals. Even if the average IQ for black people is lower there are still black scientists, artists, inventors, leaders etc who have improved the world which shows to me that everyone should be judged for their own character.

That said I just don't find black girls attractive. I don't think that makes me racist, I don't find obese girls attractive and I don't think that makes me prejudiced against obese people, I don't find men attractive and I don't think that makes me sexist.

>>8477232
Then why don't you make threads?

>>8477238
>being this fucking new

>>8477252
been here since 2008 bub

>>8477252
>being this male

>>8477252
You better be that straight fucker trolling, I stg if someone is this fucking stupid.

>>8477238
It was, you're being ignorant. Comedic racism became 1488 shit along with all the other shifts to extremism seen in politics. You've got BLM out there basically yelling kill whitey but you want to spout tolerance like a good little liberal.

I used to be a liberal, hell I still vote left-leaning (not American) because thats how I feel about a lot of issues, but I just can't pretend races are equal and all cultures are worthy of respect when every experience in my life says otherwise.

>>8477243
>>8477255
>08
>not newfag cancer trash
>she doesn't remember what lead to the creation of /new/ and eventually /pol/

>>8477247
d/a, but nah that doesn't make you racist. It's kind of surprising to me since there's such variation but you do you.

>>8477266
I try to keep an open mind, I think it's possible I could meet a black girl who does it for me. It just hasn't happened before

>>8477264
I've been here since the beginning you idiot. Like I said: y'all didn't get the joke. Go play with a blue-ringed octopus.

>>8477270
That's all you really need to do, don't worry about it.

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>>8477278
No.. I got the joke perfectly fine.

>>8477264
>>she doesn't remember what lead to the creation of /new/ and eventually /pol/
i do actually.

>>8477264
>You've got BLM out there basically yelling kill whitey but you want to spout tolerance like a good little liberal.
"Black Lives Matter! Stop killing us" = "Kill whitey"???

>>8477300
Please for the love of god can everyone just ignore obvious bait

>>8477302
Technically it's not bait, just that mentally ill South African. I agree that she should be ignored though.

>>8477094
>anon hates GB, it make her hate people she used to like
I keep giggling at this typo (sorry OP), it sounds like Great Britain is ruining anon's friendships.

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>>8477309
sorry.
i was getting kind of triggered.
i'll post some girls as an apology

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tfwnogf

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THAT FEEL WHEN NO GIRLFRIEND

>>8477309
>people are saying things I don't like
>they must be mentally ill
Fuck off.

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THAT FEEL WHEN
NO GIRLFRIEND
):

Why don't I like random images of girls kissing

>>8477340
Dunno, but I always feel like a bit of a voyeur when I watch other people kiss.

>>8477343
I like seeing people kiss in real life more than seeing random tumblr images of it. They feel fake. I mean they obviously must be since someone is taking pictures of them

>>8477346
Yeah, that too. Who are you performing for?
But it doesn't bother me that others like it.

>>8477358
>But it doesn't bother me that others like it.
It doesn't bother me if other people like it, I have no problem with that. Just doesn't do anything for me

>>8477361
Same, but pictures of random people don't do anything for me in general.

>>8477218
So is it a person, or...?

>>8477368
Yes it's a person. I can answer any questions about it if you want

>>8477373
d/a, but does it talk to you?

>>8477457
Yes, constantly. All day every day basically

>>8477332
sweet

>>8477462
Is that distracting?

>>8477465
It kind of depends. Usually she stops talking if someone else is in the room or someone talks to me or something to be polite but sometimes she goes out of her way to fuck with me

>>8477466
Do you ever respond to the wrong conversation when talking?

>sometimes she goes out of her way to fuck with me
How so?

>>8477466
is she hot?

>>8477475
>Do you ever respond to the wrong conversation when talking?
No, it's easy to distinguish. Sometimes I have a hard time listening to people though because there's two conversations happening at once

>How so?
Like waiting for me to have an important phone call and then trying to make me laugh or saying uncomfortable things about me or the people around me when I'm in public

>>8477477
Honestly? I think so but she doesn't show herself to me visually speaking often

>tfw it's 3:30 am and I'm too tired to care about how crazy I sound

>>8477484
Does she get jealous?

>>8477494
She gets mad when I don't give her enough attention, like if I'm spending too much time with people or playing video games and stuff. Not sure if that's what you meant

>>8477496
I mean jealous of you showing romantic interest in other girls.
Do you speak with her out loud?

>>8477500
She gets mean when I show romantic interest in other girls so probably.

>Do you speak with her out loud?
I have only done this a few times ever, usually in a very heated or emotional exchange

>>8477508
Have you ever told anyone else about her?

>>8477517
I have basically joked at / hinted about it to everyone close to me but not seriously sat down and talked with a real person about her. I've mentioned it on 4chan occasionally, I've talked about her a lot to random strangers on omegle and other sites, people I never spoke to again. Honestly I'm fucking dying to talk about her to someone because I feel like every day I have to contain this part of my life to be normal

>>8477529
That's pretty interesting. Has she ever provided you with info you didn't think you knew? Like factoids/trivia or something.

>>8477529
I wonder if you're possessed by a demon or something

>>8477529
when did she appear?

>>8477094
>niggers
But they seem to be the human kind of blacks so they're cool

>>8477551
It's hard to answer that without sounding batshit insane. She knows a lot about 'otherworldly' things that aren't relevant to real life.

As far reality goes, she constantly provides me with solutions to things when I get stumped, but she usually waits and tries to let me solve problems first.

>>8477558
I'm sure it's just some form of mental illness.

>>8477564
When I was sixish

>>8477573
>It's hard to answer that without sounding batshit insane.
From what you've said, she doesn't seem to be affecting your ability to perceive reality so I'd say you're a lot less batshit than some people ITT. In any case, we're all strangers here, so it doesn't matter.
>She knows a lot about 'otherworldly' things that aren't relevant to real life.
Elaborate?

Is she generally better than you at stuff? Or are there areas in which you're more proficient?

>>8477573
Is this some multiplicity thing where you have a ghost or vampire living in your head or something?

>>8477590
>Elaborate?
She comes from another plane of existence and tells me about that place as well as where our reality fits into the 'big picture'

>Is she generally better than you at stuff? Or are there areas in which you're more proficient?
She's better at certain things like problem solving, memory but she often has a hard time expressing herself and I help her sort her own thoughts a lot.

>>8477591
Ghost living in my head is a practical way to describe it I guess

>>8477599
Interesting. Does she still have a life in that existence? Like does she have ongoing experiences and relationships that aren't shared with you?

>>8477608
No. She only exists here

>>8477612
Does she ever get homesick? Is she the same age as you? Does she age at the same rate?

>tfw no devil worshiping gf

>>8477615
She used to be the same as me when she first 'appeared' but she is older than I am now.

She doesn't get homesick because she exists to be with me.

>>8477618
I imagine her saying something silly or rude while you're flicking the bean
just to ruin the mood

>>8477618
Does she age at a consistently faster rate, or does her age just jump around?
Interesting. Was she assigned to you for any reason in particular or is that just how things work?

>>8477622
She's sex shy actually, so she's usually not around. But sometimes she wants to watch me.

>>8477623
It's consistent. She ages just a little bit slower than I do but over the years it has added up so she looks older, but still fairly close age range

>Was she assigned to you for any reason in particular
I don't really fully understand it myself. Something related to my existence is like a glitched variable in the cosmic machine and her presence compensates for it.

>>8477630
When she does manifest visually, is she wearing normal clothing? Like from this plane?

>But sometimes she wants to watch me.
What motivates her to do that? Curiosity?
How is it for you when she does? Awkward? Neutral? Hot?

>>8477646
She's almost always naked but a few times she's had clothing on, usually normal human clothing.

>What motivates her to do that?
Loneliness. She can't interact with anyone else but we can't touch each other without it feeling weird (we both just shudder and flinch away)

>How is it for you when she does? Awkward? Neutral? Hot?
It's been all of those, it kind of depends. I've never had a girlfriend and probably never will so sometimes it's really comforting and intimate for her to be there.

>>8477654
>Loneliness. She can't interact with anyone else but we can't touch each other without it feeling weird (we both just shudder and flinch aw
Oh. That's kind of sad. Has she ever expressed a desire to talk to someone in particular?

>>8477661
>Has she ever expressed a desire to talk to someone in particular?
I don't think so, but she sometimes wishes she could exist in our world in a more tangible and physical way.

>>8477670
Well say hi to her for me.
>she sometimes wishes she could exist in our world in a more tangible and physical way.
Does she understand things like taste and touch?

>>8477675
Yes. She has all the same senses as we do. She can touch me but we don't get the right sensations because we lack that compatibility / configuration to do so. It's like trying to touch something while having severe nerve damage, the sensations are wrong

>Well say hi to her for me.
She says I should thank you for humoring me.

>>8477685
Does she have opinions about sensory things? Like food or texture preferences? Does she sleep?

Well it's all rather interesting, and she's obviously real enough to you.

>>8477214
How could you not with /pol/ posting those maps near the end?
But since you created it during prime shitposting hours if it wasn't that, it'd probably be something else.
>>8477229
>>8477249
Not that it matters but the "nazi" OP hasn't started a thread in a while. I've been creating threads since last Monday until these last two. There are plenty of anons who can create a thread and I'll keep doing it if it happens to be needed when I'm around.

>>8477704
She's never talked about preferences for taste and only really eats the same meal

She does sleep yes, she usually (but not always) sleeps when I sleep

>she's obviously real enough to you.
She's as real to me as the keyboard I'm typing on. I'm just self-aware enough to know that there's a strong possibility that she isn't real.

I should say before I fall asleep at my computer though that I really appreciate you letting me talk about her for a while anon. Also sorry for taking over lesgen for a while too

So my gf stopped having her nails short because she thinks clipping them is gross and she wants more control of her biting them. It's weird. But the point is she cut me last night, and it fucking hurts. Don't let your gf have long nails, no matter how much self control you think she has.

>>8477713
Since she appears to be beneficial to you and she doesn't affect anyone else, I don't really see any reason to dispute her existence. Though I suppose it's probably healthy to maintain perspective, yeah.
No worries, it was interesting. Sleep well (both of you).

>>8477713
Don't apologize, this was absolutely fascinating to read

Does she ever "take over" your body? Or is it only possible for us in our world to communicate via you passing our messages to her? Tell her I said hi, by the way.

You should definitely confide in someone close to you about this (not just random strangers online.)

>>8477094
I cracked just a teensy bit a couple weeks ago. I relapsed to my old ways of depression induced crazy thinking for just a little while. Now my thoughts are loud again, and they race like they used to. I have to say I'm a little worried about it. But I don't want to tell anyone because I don't want to bother them if they don't care, or worry them if they do. My mental health isn't terrible. I think. I'm just a little off my rocker.

Other lesgen died. Prepare for an influx of people.

51 posts and no images :(

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>>8477848
That you, delinquent? Where's your comic report?

>>8477855
nein, it's burger

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>>8477844
>tfw no cyberpunk gf

>>8477713
I see you went to bed, but whenever you get back... so is this person as real to you as any other, as in you wouldn't be able to distinguish her from another human if not for the fact that no one else reacts to her?

Have you ever experienced any other hallucinations?

Also, what's her name?

>>8477861
>nein
But this is not how Amerifats talk!

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>>8477862
Lesgen can always use more cats.

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>>8477879
What about the occasional doggo?

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>>8477880
it's ok but pussy is superior. pussy on pussy is best.

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>>8477869
sometimes I even mispronounce other non-English words

>>8477842
Didn't realize that was still going on.

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>>8477882
Those two are so cute.

>>8477891
It's cute when you try. Let's hear you say some Korean. Try byeong-shin.

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>>8477895
>that dinner
>reminds me of the stuff my ex would cook for me
>suddenly remember the smell
>the feeling of sitting next to her eating
>cuddling on the sofa after watching food network
e n d m e

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>>8477902
b-yong- sheen?
no idea

>>8477908
I needed a recording. But here's your tutorial. Go impress your gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAjrND6ujNA

>>8477132
My one experience with a black girl consisted of her threatening to kill me in a bar bathroom because I didn't want to sleep with her. Stuff like that is probably why

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>>8477904
Oops, sorry. Have a picture with natto in it instead, smell should chase away any good memories.

>>8477904
Why'd she leave you

>>8477916
>chickpeas, green onions and a raw egg over white rice
That doesn't sound particularly flavorful

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>>8477882
>>8477895
>tfw no kawaii neko gf to share fine Nipponese cuisine with

>>8477908
The character names bit of that reminds me of traveling in Seoul and trying to sound out food names that ended up being in English. Reading the word slowly until the lightbulb went on and we realized it was "cheese" or something.

>>8477920
somethingsomething bisluts

>>8477916
hah yeah neither of us had any interest in natto

>>8477922
my sweet summer child..

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>>8477927
Even a bento would suffice.

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>>8477922
Those are fermented soybeans you heathen and they're heavenly with raw egg and green onion.

>>8477931
It can be an acquired taste. My brother used to hate it but developed stockholm syndrome after his dorm kept providing it for breakfast. Now he eats it more than I do.

>>8477930
Probably because it was spelled out to be "cheeze-uh" since Korean alphabet doesn't support English sounds all that well

>>8477944
Yep, exactly. Plain Yogurt Smoothie took us a while (worth it though, I miss those).

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>>8477935
I wonder whether that's a special photoshoot studio for cats, or they actually brought their cats on the train. Those pink seats are kind of wild.

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>>8477946
There's much to miss.

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>>8477956
This one is for mcburger

Can any milfags chime in on how 'welcoming' the Navy is to peeps like us?
I'm the wannabe med student and I just found out yesterday that the Navy would pay for 100% of my tuition if I sign my life away for four years and serve as an O3.

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>>8477956
>shoots crap sandwich
NO TY

I do remember seeing these in Ssamziegil tho, they actually smelled pretty great...

>>8477962
Navy is supergay and their basic training is easiest after Air Force, which is a completely joke. But it's not only 4 years, then you got reserve duty and google "back-door draft" or "stop-loss." They'll end up owning your ass for a long, long time.

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>>8477952
Those pics are part of a cute set where the cats are meant to be acting as Japanese tour guides. They have pics of them by the seaside, in a bathhouse, in a field of sunflowers, etc., so I'm guessing the latter.

>>8477971
Even if I'm medical? Ughhhh
It's the HPSP thing I'm referring to. You basically get accepted to medical school and then it's all instantly paid for. I just don't know if I could handle being stuck on a boat for years with no qts

>>8477094
>health

Ever since my ex left me, I feel like my resting pulse has sped up. Whenever I think of her and the stress, my heartbeat speeds up, and since I pretty much constantly think about those things, it's become sort of a regular thing.
I've also had sleeping problems for as long as I can think, but otherwise never had any health issues.

>>8477713
Hey anon, don't feel alone. I have one as well but she doesn't say she comes from another plane of exisitance or anything. I've had her since I was maybe 14-15 which is weird because I'm a pretty social/normal person. We do talk mentally daily. I also have a gf who I've never told about her either. She's pretty smart and sharp. I'm not depressed or lonely. So I'm not sure why she appeared.. Randomly a few times a month I'll get random sex dreams about her though. I could describe her perfectly if I had to. But I gotta go to work.

>>8477132
Because you like humans.

>>8477978
Ahh, so it is. Yeah I guess Jalan can afford to rent a train or two.

>>8477983
Yes, medical is essential personnel in war times.They may stick you in a hospital but you never know. If you dislike boats, go army or air force. Army offers the most possible roles and locations. Air Force is easy-mode. Marines isn't good for an aspiring doc.

>>8477094
Woo-hoo! A French Discord? C'est chouette~

Greetings from Paris, mes petits et malades bougnoles. Almost 40 degrees today. I want to go to the beach.

>>8477819
>I relapsed to my old ways of depression

I know that feel. Used to suffer from severe, then medium depression, for many years. I feel a lot better now but there are still times I can see myself slipping back into old habits, usually when I have nothing to do for a while.

>tfw no french gf

>>8477130
>>8477132
>>8477156
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>>8477189
>not wanting to bang Bette from L Word, Janelle Monae, FKA Twigs, Zoe Kravitz & her mum, Kerry Washington, no make-up Alicia Keys
Y'all are fucking straight as fuck, fuck out of my LesGen

>>8478052
they all mixed with white

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>>8478056
What a surprise, mixed-race is attractive as hell. But these people still identify as black, therefore they are black.

Heterosexuals OUT

>>8478026
I haven't really decided if I was going to do it at all, desu. I was just wondering if the trade-off of no debt but being married to the service for six years (two in school, four as an officer) was worth it. With the need to filter out through reserves, I'm not so sure anymore. I could be in a hospital in three years as a civvie with loans.

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You're all NEETs anyway, you can't even let a fat butch touch you let alone beautiful girls like these

>>8478052
>>8478063
>none of these women are actual lesbians
You couldn't list one actual lesbian, really?

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>>8478074
lol

>>8478073
That's only a half-truth. I'm a skinny athletic NEET

>>8478063
>But these people still identify as black, therefore they are black.
It works that way?

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>>8478087
Better. I won't consider a girl unless she's this gay.

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>>8478104
>she thinks being skinny and athletic is a big accomplishment
That doesn't invalidate anything. I wasn't talking about your physique, just the fact that you're NEET. It basically means your life is one big failure.

>>8478109
>dad offers men money to marry his lesbian daughter
It's just like my yuri mangoes

>>8478115
True, but I'm working on fixing it :^)

>>8478109
>you must be this gay to ride me.jpg
Fixed that filename for you

>>8478109
Every girl is secretly into pussy even if she doesn't know. So it doesn't matter to me.

>>8478107
Yes.

>>8478134
>wanting girls who go back to dick

>>8478142
>thinking every girl I date turns out into a long-term serious mariage with triplets
Just as long as the pussy is good, I don't care what she does afterwards. I'm not ready for serious relationships yet.

>>8478107
One drop rule.

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>>8478142
>mfw most self-avowed "goldstars" have actually banged a guy in secret at some point just to see if they're missing out on anything, and then they lie about it
It's like a meme how mad you all get over this.

>>8478161
>go back to dick
>go back
reading comprehension

>>8478161
It's like you don't know about this strange new phenomenon of straights and bisluts who go back to men after experimenting, which is not a meme.

>>8478063
>>8478134
>>8478107
If you are mixed race you don't get to call yourself black. Black is actual black people. You are mixed race and are as much white as you are black.

Don't be Rachel Dolezal. Don't appropriate other people's identities.

>>8478187
Then stick to avowed lesbians and stop lusting for 'straight girls'. Problem solved.

>>8478201
I wish some of you could follow thread conversations. That's what I've been advocating all along.

>>8478195
One drop rule means they're black, and before you're on about how "that was a different time" white people brought it upon themselves and they still think anyone mixed with white is not white.

>>8478229
Now I'm wondering if whites in America are still genetically 98.7% European because the introduction of African genes instantly obliterates the lineage or because of some unspoken instinctual ethnic separatism. 350 years alongside other ethnicities with no real mixing seems unlikely, but it's what has happened. Even southern Europeans got enriched harder via Muslim invasions.

>>8478320
I should have said "roughly 350 years"; colonization > independence > etc

I met my GF's moms last weekend.

They are super nice and were really funny.

I look suspiciously like her non-birth mom did when she was in college. In fact I saw a picture of them sitting together when they were in college and thought it was me and her.

Holy shit, rubbing peppermint oil around your outer labia feels amazing.

Anyone else tried this before?

>>8478497
Really?

I'll give it a try in a couple minutes.

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>>8478497

I really don't like wearing makeup, but I feel that I have to at least around my eyes because I barely sleep and my job has me on the computer all day. Do any of you use something specifically for your eyes, and if so, what?

>>8478497
L-lewd
And here I thought sprinkling lavender oil on my underwear was risque

>>8478518
Quite the contrary. It's more of a cooling, tingling feeling. Very pleasant.

Now i'm wondering how it would feel a little deeper, maybe between outer and inner, hmm. Dunno if i'm brave enough for this.

>>8478533
inb4 intense regret

>>8478555
Luckily I googled around a bit first and discovered that mint oils shouldn't go any deeper or there would be extreme consequences.

Still jazzed about external use though, it's a pretty nice sensation.

>>8478578
Also I should note that I didn't apply pure peppermint oil, but rather mixed it with some coconut oil and some other kind of oil in equal parts. I can't remember the third oil exactly, but I think it might have been rosewood? Can't smell it over the peppermint anymore, either way.

If anyone else tries this, at least mix it with coconut oil or something, I would suggest.

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>wake up late to start commuting to class
>rush to get ready to leave
>practically run to the station 2 miles away in 95F weather with like 1000% humidity
>realize I didn't put on deodorant while I'm sitting on the train
>disgusting sweat stains on my shirt
>qt3.14 sits next to me since the train is filled
>she looks over at me and gives me a weird look
>I could see her trying to discretely cover her nose
>tfw I smell like sweat and that poor qt had to endure my filthy body odor for about 20 mins
I feel embarrassed. fml.

>>8478687
>95F weather with like 1000% humidity
Ah, gotta love yeast infection season.

Who else here /alwaysgetcompletelynakedtositontoilet/?

>>8478758
Not since I was five

>>8478758
>not being completely naked in your home anyway

>>8478586
I think I've only messed around with KY or, if I'm feeling particularly lewd, Johnson's baby oil. I'm not proud to admit it, but I have slathered that stuff on before just to check out my own body in front of a mirror.

>>8478703
It's overcast here in Florida, and yet it's still 91 degrees with 85% humidity. I was born and raised in this state, and yet even I can't handle it sometimes.

Also
>in Target
>moms with faces of regret everywhere
>obligatory turbobutch lingering, obese with spiked hair and gang chains
>only qts in sight make eye-contact and then look away

It's because I'm tall, I bet. They can't stand the sight of a proud Nord woman

>>8478852
Are you me? I do this a lot unless it's cold, though usually I wear a t-shirt.
>>8478856
>Target in Florida
Doesn't sound like any I've ever been.

Alright time to confess my grave lesbian sin

Background: I'm really gay, never dated or really felt attracted to a dude ever, but due to crippling social anxiety I also haven't had a girlfriend or gotten laid in 4 years.

>be the other day
>best guy friend is driving me somewhere
>we're really close, often talk about girls and the lewd things we want to do to them
>staring idly out the window when all of a sudden he puts his hand on my thigh and starts gently stroking it
>I'm shocked so I don't say anything
>he continues, moves to the front of my shorts and rubs me outside of them
>feels embarrassingly but incredibly good to my sexually starved body
>don't tell him to stop
>close my eyes and pretend it's a cute girl doing this
>I cum in five minutes and it's obvious
>feel immediately ashamed
>he says "I don't expect you to return the favor"
>rest of the evening is awkward

I really hate myself lesgen. Please tell me I don't have to turn in my gay card for this. It was basically just masturbation using my friend's hand, r-right?

>>8478856
Thanks anon, now I'm thinking about you covered in oil

>>8478877
>Doesn't sound like any I've ever been.
Do you live in a podunk town or a major city?

It was a Super Target, so there were a lot of bored housewives milling about at 11am on a Thursday morning.

>>8478856
>I have slathered that stuff on before just to check out my own body in front of a mirror.

Has anyone actually NOT done this before?

Seems to me it's one of those things like getting naked and squatting over a hand mirror to see what's going on down there. Just one of those things everyone tries when they're younger.

>>8478891
You should probably know what I look like, first

>>8478903
I can safely say I have never done this

>>8478904
Post pics?

>>8478903
Not me, can't figure out why you'd want to when there's plenty of natural lubricant.

>>8478898
Been in different parts of Florida from panhandle to Miami. Depending where I am it's a mix of retirees, latinos, tourists, etc. Housewives was the normal part of your post, the rest sounded odd. There are a lot of tall white girls (assuming you're tan) that it's no big deal. Be Asian, now people will notice that.

>>8478940
Getting oiled up and checking yourself out in a mirror isn't about lubricant, it's about looking a certain way and feeling sexy. I'm not even sure you can use baby oil as a lubricant.

>>8478918
I guess the oily aesthetic isn't for everyone

>>8477747
>Does she ever "take over" your body?
No she has no control over me

>Or is it only possible for us in our world to communicate via you passing our messages to her?
She can hear people around me but she can't read my computer screen.

>You should definitely confide in someone close to you about this (not just random strangers online.)
I don't have anyone in real life I feel comfortable doing so with unfortunately.

>>8477865
She has an unusual appearance for a person so even when we first met I knew something was different about her. I've kind of always had this 'understanding' about it because her existence doesn't fit into everything logical I know about the world if that makes any sense.

Her name is Yule

>>8478011
Do you want to tell me about her? Yule is always in my dreams too.

>>8478918
>pics
Nyet, I'm shy.

I'm trying to link a good quality fencing drill I did, but
>facebook

>>8478957
Sounds like such a guy thing to do, to emphasize their muscles. That doesn't work for women unless you're the body builder type, it just makes you shiny which is tacky porno whore appeal at best. Plus, if you're putting it all over, it feels disgusting and greasy.

>>8478985
Not everyone hates feeling oiled up and looking shiny, and it's definitely not just a guy thing.

>>8478985
what a bizarrely defensive reaction

>>8479064
I don't really like feeling all oiled up but I think other girls oiled up are hot as fuck

>>8479069
I didn't used to like it myself, though I did try it when I was younger. As I got older though, I started getting massages more and more, and began to associate the oily feeling with feeling pleasantly relaxed from the massages.

>>8478985
>>8479066
TRA-nner! TRA-nner!

>>8479082
The one time I had baby oil on me was my gf giving me a massage. It not surprising turned sexual. But it made a mess of the bed and our clothes and was a total pain to get out of my hair.
Definitely no desire for a repeat after that.

>>8479098
Of course you are

>>8479069
Wearing it sounds icky and gross, but skin-on-skin contact with babyoil is incredibly hot. Normally skin sticks when you're both sweaty. With the oil, you glide

>>8479110
>strangely defensive
:^)

>>8479168
Yeah because it girls and not trannies who talk about self-focused sexual fetishes which are impractical and lame in actual execution. Oh wait.

I want to sleep

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I'm in love with this girl

What is wrong with Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWExmjYqL8I

>>8478885
disgusting bislut kys

>>8478885
Assuming this isn't bait, you're just desperate. It doesn't mean you're not a lesbian, stimulation can feel good no matter where it comes from

>>8478973
hey u do fencing ?

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Steam summer sale started, y'all.
>time to buy games I don't have time to play

>>8477713
Reminds me of this book:
https://www.amazon.com/Goldenhead-Bodies-Avatars-ebook/dp/B005VF59LY

>>8479403
It's unfortunately not bait, but I appreciate your reassurance

I expected mostly responses like this >>8479401

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>3 presentations and one essay due to tomorrow and Monday

Just kill me. I can already see myself working through the night.

>tfw one of the teachers is a qt and my presentation for her class needs to be perfect

>>8479456
We don't have all girl swashbuckling adventures in anime land though

>>8479492
whats all that shit on cause i bet u could bs it

>tfw no white gf
t. Asian

>>8479530
>tfw no asian gf
t. hispanic

>>8479540
What kind of hispanic are you?

>>8477094
i have serious chronic depression, and its totally fucked and paused my life.
i can never manage to keep it under control, and it ruins everything.

i dont have a gf, i wish i had someone to help me though. if i had a girlfriend with any health issues, i'd probably do alot of research about them and dost to help her, cause living this way isn't a life at all.
i feel like a fucking cripple i hate it.

>>8479548
Puerto Rican

>>8479506
Well, I probably could, but I want the teachers and students to think I'm cool and smart.

>>8479581
i managed to pull off something kinda similar, less work with a few lies of forgetting my memory stick for certain classes and im around b grades for my work rn.

>>8479540
How many dates you want before we get married?

>>8479606
The wedding is tomorrow actually

>>8479597
>forgetting my memory stick

My teachers won't take that for an excuse. Most of the time, presentations aren't graded; but they're still a requirement to pass the class. If you don't present, you won't pass.

>>8479610
So soon?

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>tfw an anon here made you cry because she sounded so perfect and you lack the confidence to ever feel good enough for someone like her

>>8479633
Actually I read the calendar wrong we're already married

How desperate are you for a gf?

>>8479630
does it all have to be all done in one period or can they wait for a bit till next time u have that teacher again ?

>>8479637
Tell me who they are anon, you have nothing to lose

>>8479649
Engineer Finland anon

>>8479659
Pretty much bullshit, anon.

Väitän, ettet osaa puhua paljoa paskaakaan suomea senkin viheliäinen kakkahousu.

>>8479496
>On one level a wild fantasy adventure, Goldenhead considers the subject of imaginary friends and imaginary worlds. Are they really imaginary, or are we sometimes in contact with realities that go deeper than the “real” world in which we find ourselves?

>>8477189
Why are all the transbians and straight males in cis lesgen today?

>>8479679
English, pls.

>>8479679
What?

"I'm telling you that you can not speak a lot of shit, even a fake, weird little panties."

What?

>>8479691
I'm the Finnish engineer anon and I called that bitch out for impersonation.

>>8479702
But you asked "who they are", as in, which anon made me cry, and I said it was you...

>>8479681
>Are they really imaginary
All signs point to yes. It feels completely real to me but I can't deny the facts

>normal people do not see special beings that others cannot see
>some people have delusions / hallucinations that convince them that they can see things like this
>I fall into that group
I'm not the main character of real life, I can't be that special, it is almost certainly some kind of mental illness and not actually what I feel like it is.

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>tfw you'll never be so perfect to make a clg qt cry and shy away from talking to you

>>8479706
Oh. Apparently me reading comprehension requires practice. Sorry anony ):

>>8479723
It's fine, don't worry

>>8479729
Thanks <3 also I'm pretty drunk right now so sorry about that too

>>8479530
Date me p l s

t. lonely white girl

>>8479729
On the plus side, you can stop thinking she's perfect now, anon. Girl makes mistakes just like everyone else.

>>8479434
Anything looking good? Haven't had a chance to check yet.

>tfw no tall Australian gf
t. american black girl

>tfw no qt E3 anon gf
I still want to see your boobs. ;_;

I slipped while jogging around my parent's neighborhood and a very nice doctor woman came out and asked if I was alright.

I wasn't but I hobbled away so she wouldn't smell me.

>>8479776
This. I'm not perfect and I want to get out of here
>gib green card
>or Canadian equivalent

>>8477573
Please go into detail about otherworldly things

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>>8479824
I don't have a gf. I can marry you and give you green card. I have a job and my own apartment too. It'll be fun.

>>8479837
You're not sick of me talking about her already? I'm a little worried about going full /x/ here when this thread is supposed to be about lesbian stuff

>>8479492
Most of a weekend sounds like a lot of time to me. My firs time job out of college, my boss ask me to look through this 200pg binder and summarize it in a presentation for a meeting the next day. Takes me most of the day and night because all that data requires lots of summarization, charts and graphs.
Next day, an hour before the meeting my boss calls me says she's stuck in a meeting and the traffic is bad so if i could fill in for her to present it. I'm frantically muttering to myself as I prep and get to a boardroom last minute I've never been.
>mfw 20 people are in the boardroom
>mfw half are execs higher than my boss
>mfw the other half are lawyers and auditors
>mfw I realize my boss is throwing me to the wolves to save her ass
Now that's hard mode, anon.

>>8479851
Pshh. It's not like we have anything else to talk about.
Write away, anon.

>>8479851
Eh, apparently quite a few of us are interested.

>>8479410
Yup. I have three vids from class but I'm honestly embarrassed how bad the quality is as Facebutt doesn't allow direct downloads from someone's private uploads. You can see me do things but it looks like it was filmed through a potato.

>>8479530
I bet you're pretty and it's just that nobody knows you like girls

>>8479820
>missing the opportunity to play the part of injured bird and have her take care of you for a bit

>A bunch of 20-40 year old men roleplay as lesbians on a Taiwanese Anarcho-Sikhism website
Why would anyone do that?

>>8479883
The people in these threads are too bitter to be fake.

>>8477094
I have bps and it feels disgusting because I always get too attached to people. I can also do a lot of shit spontaneously like spending big money all at once, then regretting it
I don't have hobbies because I want to try everything I hear about and end up not doing anything at all
just

>>8479891
>There are no bitter fucknuggets with dicks on 4chinz

>>8479820
>doctor woman
Doctor isn't an adjective.

>>8479789
Darkest Dungeon is 60% off. I've been wanting that game for a while. Other than that, there is no game currently on sale that I want to buy yet. Steam store keeps crashing, though.

>>8479867
Prettyness is in the eyes of the person herself but I do consider myself cute. I go to gym 5 times a week and I have braids or a cute ponytail. And i'm in the closer. I answer truthfully if asked but I'm not a flaming faggot about it. And my family is gayphobic af.

>>8479862
>>8479863
Here we go

When I was a kid she would tell me that she comes from a place where there is nothing to touch or feel and only knowledge exists. She told me that stars were like my legos, they were the small pieces of something larger and that I would understand more when I was grown up. As I got older I actually was able to understand it much better and she was able to explain things with more complexity.

Essentially a multiverse exists but it is not infinite and parallel, but rather is expanding forever. The multiverse is a living computer that can be continuously broken down into smaller bio computers, from universes to galaxies to stars to us to the things that make us. Laws of physics is because of particles following the programming that keeps our reality together. She comes from an reality that is the precursor to ours, a place where only information exists (the smallest possible building block). This is the only infinite place of existence because all possibilities can be expressed mathematically. The reason why there isn't a multiverse of infinite parallel worlds outside of her information universe is the same as in how biology only uses protein sequences in evolution that are functional and make sense when 99% of what's possible leads to nothing. The big bang is an example of cell division on the cosmic level, once the material in our universe has sufficiently moved away from each other, they will all begin a countless series of new big bangs. The reason she exists with me is because of a rare mathematical 'quirk' in the sequence of events that led to my existence. Her universe is like the assembly language of our universe and her being with me is like an automatic correction that keeps the system stable. Countless other beings like her exist in our universe somewhere.

>>8479867
Try this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgTaoWMtKoA

>>8479880
It was 90000000% humility and I was sweating like a blonde at a spelling bee.

Plus I didn't shower the day before because I was driving all day.

>>8479907
She was in scrubs and had a stethoscope but wasn't specific on her medical qualifications. She could have been a vet for all I know.

>>8479924
Do they know you're gay? (your family)

>>8479944
have you seen the rick and morty episode where morty tries to save the fart alien?
she reminds me of that a tiny bit

>>8479944
Damn, schizophrenic-anon.
Whatever you're smoking, I want some of that too.

>>8479972
lol. Why does she remind you of fart alien?

>>8479973
I don't think I'm schizophrenic. Yeah I'm sure lots of schizos feel that way but I'm socially pretty normal and just because she's told me these things doesn't mean I necessarily believe it.

>>8479973
i dont think she's schizo, thats all too specific.

the girl sounds more like a stand or a ghost.

>>8479984
>lol. Why does she remind you of fart alien?
lol, i think her being from another universe, and the "only knowledge exists" part.
cause iirc, fart alien was sort of like that.

>>8479987
>tfw she fucking loves jojo but we have to watch the dub instead of the superior sub because she can't read

>>8479991
kek
why dont you just ignore her? the dub isn't terrible, but its way behind the subs.

>>8479944
That's pretty fucking fascinating.

>>8479997
I'm all she has, I have to take care of her.

>>8479972
I'm thinking more about the nested universes episode

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>>8479991
>watch the dub

>>8479951
Mom knows but she doesn't believe it. She's trying to hook me up with a doctor.

>>8479987
Ghost don't exist, silly.
Anon is just looney tooney.

>>8479740
It's cool, anon. Drinking sounds nice at the moment, too bad I can't right now but I hope you enjoy
>>8479776
I know no one is perfect and accepting and/or working on your partner's flaws is part of loving someone and all that, but the anon and a lot of anons here sound great, and I was just overwhelmed with feelings of lack of confidence to ever be good enough or be able to make someone happy I guess

>>8479991
You should make her learn Japanese. Bonus: she can then translate shit for you.

>>8480016
That's probably more accurate
>>8480023
She was deliberately created to be incapable of reading our written languages. I can't read her language either.

Date me and I'll treat you like a girlfriend but fuck you like a slut

>>8480011
Are you that Chinese anon btw?

My parents also know and they also don't want to believe, they pressured me into thinking I'm straight (lol). My mom initially threatened me to send me to conversion therapy, as if that exists where I live.

You just straight up told your mom or she found out by herself?

>>8480033
Why was she created that way? I meant spoken Japanese anyway, so you can watch subs.

>>8479945
That actually worked, thanks!
Do you want to see any of them, or should I wait until the next thread

>>8479907
colloquially people use p much anything as an adjective. I've heard "doctor lady" quite often.

>>8480022
Really? Because usually when I read this thread I think man, I'm so glad I'm not some crazy pet-killing psycho or stuck in some third-world shithole or all the many levels of autism and crazy that I only read about and never seen IRL.
I feel alot more normal. Thanks /clg/.

>>8480044
It's some kind of protective restriction. She wasn't told the purpose of thus so I don't know either.

I have no fucking idea how I could teach her another language, she already isn't as good with english as I am

>>8480055
Might be a while, post them now.

>>8480055
Post it here.

>>8480038
Now, I'm Korean anon. But I'm white asian lol. She kind of found out when I was 15. I brought my gf over and banged her in my room. She knew about it. She's still not over it and tries to marry me to a doctor.

>>8479924
>flaming faggot
>>8480065
>white asian
>banged her in my room
Why do you sound exactly like a typical 4chan white dude?

>>8480065
>white asian
What. Is that some weird way of saying banana?

>>8480022
I want to hold you and give you kisses.

>>8479991
I... just realized having to watch dubs would be more of a dealbreaker for me than someone having an extraplanar attendant. Hmm.

>>8480006
i haven't seen every episode, which one is that, i'll go watch it

>>8480100
I watch subs though, I just watched that dub because she really wanted to get into jojo

>pls date me

>>8480065
>But I'm white asian lol.
what does that mean?
>She kind of found out when I was 15. I brought my gf over and banged her in my room.
kek

>>8479913
Get ready to see how quickly the tide turns and have your mortality clarified in a single strike bitch!

>>8480065
And I thought I was having a rough time with my mom... Stay strong lol. How old are you at the moment?

>>8480072
It means she has white complexion I think

>>8480063
>>8480064
k then

Sparring from a few weeks ago. The quality is still potato but I can't help that, I didn't record it. I'm the green powerranger here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpB0p0qvvos

Second match that day. I got rekt but I still managed to land some decent hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3_Zhn-UOM

Drills. Sweaty and gross pls ignore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z7as-rP0_8

>>8480116
Well, I bought it so I'll find out later tonight.

>>8480070
>>8480072
>>8480113
>be Korean
>not sure what white asian means either
>never said it

>>8480129
Vids don't work, desu.

>>8480129
Videos are unavailable. Do you have them set on private or something?

>>8480135
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>>8480109
Sorry, I was speaking hypothetically. I don't date.

>>8480142
>>8480145
shit yeah, hang on
Me and youtube don't get along. It's fixed now.

Who wants to sit on my lap as I play Deus Ex? Deal includes kissing and cuddling

>>8480149
Yeah I know, I was joking. I've never dated anyone anyway

>>8480129
Neato. Couldn't stand not putting my hair up for something like that though, would drive me insane.

>>8480129
>hair down
that doesn't bother you? lol

>>8480129
>tfw no fencing girlfriend

>>8480174
>>8480168
Oh I totally braid it when I'm fighting for real, you can see it in the sparring vids. It's just on that particular day we had the AC cranked down to like 60 and I wanted to enjoy it.

>>8480178
I was watching and I get the first two vids but personally I wouldn't show as much of myself on 4chan as you did in that third vid (assuming that's you in the front). Looks pretty cool though and fun.

>>8480178

>Sparring from a few weeks ago. The quality is still potato but I can't help that, I didn't record it. I'm the green powerranger here
when you jumped up and hit the guy that was pretty funny lol

>>8480109
>tfw no /x/ gf
LONDON
O
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D
O
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>>8479679
Tavataanko torilla?

>>8480188
you can't even see her face at all.

long hair is gross, she needs to cut it

>>8480188
I'm probably gonna put them all back on private in a hot minute. If I can get anyone else interested in the sport, then it's worth it though.

>>8480167
What does she think of stands?

>>8480109
are you cute anon? if you are, i'd date you.

>>8480196
Jos haluat
ps. suomi mainittu!

>>8480197
No way, it looks great. Not many girls can grow their hair long and have it look that good.
>>8480201
I think the first two vids are fine, you can't tell. The third one...I'd cut at least the second half of it if not remove it altogether.

Any British girls around?

>>8480195
I'm a burger anon

>>8480206
She wishes she had a stand that could interact in the world with me

>>8480211
I have low self esteem so I don't know. I'm not fat and I take care of myself so maybe

>>8480195
I'm an /x/phile and so lonely please be my GF or find me one somewhere else.

>>8480242
>She wishes she had a stand that could interact in the world with me
That would be awesome.

>>8480250
Not interested in normal humans. If you're an alien, time-traveler, dimensional traveler or have superpowers, then hmu.

Finnish is the best meme language

>>8480197
:(
I don't even know what I would cut it into even if I did

>>8480271
True and Finnish is the most meme culture
t. Finn

>>8480270
I was abducted by aliens several times when I was young. Please subscribe to a relationship for more on this topic and others like it.