Cis LesGen

>>8471965
dont we have two new ones?

>>8471972
There is peeps and peepin.
What other two is there?

>>8471984
i thought there were 3 in total now. idr the file names though.

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>"""""thicc girls are sexy as hell"""""
>/clg/ decides a favorite cake. no unanimous decision is reached
Aw yiss, made it on the recent news twice!

Lesbian hierarchy:
Top of the pyramid: Fit and athletic educated femmes with ambitions and intelligence.

Middle part of the pyramid: femmes

Fat part of the pyramid: butches and dykes

>>8471997
I don't recall seeing the third one.
It doesn't matter. All that matters is me beating peepin poster.

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>>8471972
>>8471984
We now have fat dyke and nightmare-mode fat dyke.

>>8472006
This here is true

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>>8472010

I'll ask one more time.
and you better give me a good answer this time clg, or your waifu dies!!!

HOW DO I SEDUCE MY CRUSH
or maybe we can be friends with benefits.
i just wanna makeout and cuddle. is that so hard?

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>>8472015

>>8472035
I'm tired of this meme

>>8472010
>>8472015
Stop reposting these. This is why we don't ever get pics or people who use cam in chats: because people like you are stupid about it.

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>>8472027
just be upfront about it
>get drunk first
if you get shot down
>"lol sorry anon, I just say the strangest shit when I've had a few"

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The discord invite expired. Can anyone send a current one? I like carrot cake.

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>>8472010
>>8472015
>trying to make the quinn thing happen

>>8472039
>This is why we don't ever get pics or people who use cam in chats
d/a, but good. People should be discouraged from sharing their face with a bunch of crazy strangers.

>>8472039
>>8472059
You are really trying hard

You guys are so evil oh my god

>>8472068
I got called a tranner both times I posted pics ;_; that and people are bullies.

You post your ugly face for seeking attention and you got it. What's your problem? If you don't want to someone repost your potato - don't post here your face. That's easy.

>>8472077
Then don't fucking post pics.

>>8472077
Oh no. Poor little you. That's what you get for being an attention whore outside of soc.

>>8472083
>ugly
She's cute tbqh

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>>8471997
>>8471984
This is the third one. I renamed it because she gave it a dumb name "Peepening" was the old file name.

You guys wouldn't be doing this if she was super model hot, really you're all evil

>>8472092
Low standards. It's ok.

>>8472101
Yes, which is one reason why people shouldn't. fucking. post. pics.

>>8472094
sit on my face please

>>8472101
Only the ugly /clg/ anon pics and obligatory Peeps/Peeping get reposted, seems like it. I've noticed the majority don't get spammed but everyone calls them attention whores.

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>>8472101
Actions have consequences, tumblrina.

>>8471954
>underwear discussion. a surprising amount of us wear cheap undies
Wew I missed this. Also I only wear La Senza underwear but I do get most of them during sales, I somehow still spend 100$ or more every time I go shopping there. Tbh my underwear are nicer than some of my clothes which I get at thrift shops... I think I am doing it backwards.

>>8472094
Is haha-anon's hair red or blonde? Mix?

>>8472101
It's not like your real life hypocrisy friends who lying about how good looking you are. In internet people says true.

>>8471954
>underwear discussion. a surprising amount of us wear cheap undies
Cheap undies all the way. The only expensive undies I have are some quick-dry ones for traveling, because I found regular cotton ones don't always dry overnight in humid climates.

>>8472117
>>8472139

Please tell you're under age and not grown ass women

>>8472149
Please tell me you're not a newfag or think this is a space safe.

>>8471954
why do the pic of clg look like thier were chosen by horny str8 male?

>be 25
>older than younger women so they think its creepy to date me
>younger and not successful yet so older women think I'm trying to leech from them
do I just give up on sex til 30?

>>8472142
Yup this, besides the ones you get a boxmart for pennies last longer than VS or La Senza anyway.

>>8472149
Enough whining. What is wrong with what is said?

>>8472088
not my fault I'm being bullied on this thread right now.

>>8472157

Yeah I'm a newfag but holy fuck is this how some of you actually think? You actually think it's okay to treat people like that?
I get it's an anonymous site but I just wonder what kind of people some of you are in real life

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tfw no gf

>>8472159

You think these people are actually female here it's 4chan ...

>>8472159
what should be instead?

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>>8472180
>tfw no butch gf

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>>8472165
>I'm being bullied on the internet
>somebody, call the cyber police

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>>8472176
some people here are really shitty assholes unfortunately
>>8472160
i'm having a similar issue. i need to quit being poor asap

>>8472186
here you are! got a new sexy photos with butches?

>>8472190
>tfw won't become not-poor at any point in the future
its okay, I was born poor and I'll die poor.. was just hoping to die poor and alone.

>>8472160
So... date people your age? Mid-20's is when people have grown up a bit but aren't settling yet. Closer you get to 30, the more people start LTRing.

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You people make me wish I were straight

>>8471954
>What do you like to do with your gf/sexual partner?
I'm single so i don't do anything with anyone right now. Generally I love a lot of kissing and full body contact. Lying on top of each other, or spooning very tightly. Mutual touching. Usual stuff. Sometimes I feel rougher and that's when things get unusual.

>anything unusual?
I'm into some domination stuff, like holding her against a wall or making her kneel in front of me and kiss my legs.

>any atypical preferences?
I kinda like younger girls. And milfs. Dunno why.

>would you rather sit on a face, or have your face sat on?
Both. Depends on my mood.

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>>8472186

>>8472198
I've never done the "dating" thing tho. Went like..
>highschool one girl
>college one girl
>last nearly two years single

Being a slut is nasty, legit wouldn't date a girl if she'd been with more than 5 people.

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>>8472176
You need to go back.

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>>8472196
Sure do!

>>8472210

I don't even use reddit

>>8472209
>legit wouldn't date a girl if she'd been with more than 5 people.
lol

>>8472204
I'm younger and I like that stuff too. Date me.

>>8472217
Maybe you should, seems like your kind of place.

Someone post gore of like, a kid being beheaded with a rusty knife to scare the newfag off pls.

>>8472217
It seems like the perfect hugbox for you.

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>>8472224
I think a fat ugly butch would suffice.

>>8472230
Don't you talk shit about Boo like that you harlot.

>>8472230
You need to post scarier looking ones.

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>tfw no gf

>>8472224

I've been around 4chan before I'm just new to this thread

>>8472219
How young?

>>8472181
>You think these people are actually female here it's 4chan ...
I have met plenty of cis women on 4chan, slow your roll. Only a dude would be spewing that: "There's no women on the internet" bullshit.

>>8472234
She uses a screwdriver as a dildo. I think she deserves to get made fun of.

>>8472236
I think that would be NSFL.

>>8472239
We don't want you here. Go away.
This thread has been here for years. You are not part of the familia.

>>8472176
I'd have more sympathy for her if the outcome wasn't incredibly predictable. Some people save the photo forever, some repost it maliciously, poster gets insulted with template insults like "fat", "uggo" and "tranny". Posting your picture here is a ridiculously stupid thing to do in the first place, since there are literal crazy people ITT.

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>>8472239
Nice lie, anyone whos been around chans knows to FUCKING LURK if they're new.

>>8472241
Not her but my ex legit had a thing for little boys.. never acted on it and never found any CP etc on her computer but.. yeah always made me worried.

>>8472241
Old enough to use 4chan.

>>8472247
You're not wanted, but you won't leave either.

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Jeez, the bullying in this thread needs to stop. This, and all the name-calling, is why I only visit maybe once a week.

>tfw got bullied here too :(

>>8472042
getting drunk first isn't a bad idea. and she knows i'm a liteweight too.
the question is where can i go where the two of us can be alone AND i can get drunk enough.

how would i be upfront though? just straight say "lets hook up?"

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hei bitch wan suc mai gril dick?

>>8472264
Starting to suspect this is moderately sophisticated bait. Butch poster?

>>8472264
What do you expect from a bunch of dykes?

A girl yelled at me today for bumping into her so my friend held her hand and arm against the hood of a nearby car until she cried.

It was like 115 today so the probably hurt.

>>8472272
Thanks for spreading the "lesbians are violent" meme

>>8472272
I would've called the cops and had her arrested

>>8472269
>tfw legit not sure if thats a feminine guy or a hyper butch with photoshop aid

>>8472264
Where the fuck do you think you are? This is the one place on the internet where you can literally say/post anything as long as it fits the board theme and isn't CP
>tfw newfags everywhere
>tfw they don't lurk
>tfw they think they deserve "respect"

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>>8472270
>>8472271
>>8472284
I come here to troll. You guys are so easily triggered and gullible.

t. straight male

>>8472275
Well, she isn't a lesbian so I'm not sure how.

Thanks for spreading the "lesbians lack reading comprehension meme"

>>8472278
She (probably) would not have held your arm against a hot car because you're (probably) not a jerk.

>>8472250
I have a thing for girls around 12 to 15 because that's the age i started really wanting another girl to be with. So I don't know, maybe it's just my way of trying to satisfy the desires I had at that age that I never got to do in real life. The closest I've ever come is my ex who was 14 when we started seeing each other but I was 17 so technically not illegal as far as I know.

>>8472315
>high school senior with an 8th grader
Fuck, that's creepy. Age gaps during teens are more meaningful than twenties or thirties, like I'd only date another 18 year old, maybe 19. People change a whole lot between those two periods. How tf did you find a 14 year old to date?

>>8472329
It's bait. Probably from that straight male. Ignore it.

>>8472329
We didn't "date" we just hung out. We didn't do anything until she was 16 anyway.

>>8472315
I probably wouldn't be so sickened by this if I hadn't discovered my brother has the same issue, right down to trying to satisfy what he thinks he missed out on.

>>8472340
Yeah, definitely seems like it's >>8472292. He's been here for at least a week, counting by the butch posting. This place is nice besides the trolls and bait.

Question: how much do the 18-19 year olds here bother /clg/? I try to be constructive, but most people here are in their 20s and I'd be annoyed by teens.

>>8472350
>Question: how much do the 18-19 year olds here bother /clg/? I try to be constructive, but most people here are in their 20s and I'd be annoyed by teens.
as long as they dont say anything overly stupid, it doesn't bother me at all

>>8472350
I'm only annoyed by the younger posters (includes more than just the teenagers) when they're being jerks. There's nothing dumber than a kid loudly passing judgment on others. Attention-whoring and neediness I can ignore, but stupidity is an eyesore.

>>8472350
The attention whore chink always bitching about her life is really annoying especially. Besides that don't whine, be annoying, or act stupid.

>>8472350
>I'd be annoyed by teens.
You are a teen.

>>8472371
I agree. Besides that annoying "pepe" chink, the other 18-19 year olds stay on the down low. For the most part.

Fuck you humanist idiots for degree inflation
t. STEM

Can you just not always whining about every little thing in this thread. Discuss something else besides your butthurt.

>>8472350
I don't care what a person's age is as long as they're contributing to the conversation. There are plenty of idiots in their 20s too.

>>8472380
pepe chink sounds like a loser

>>8472384
I'm studying anthropology...

>>8472411
What will you do with that degree? Thanks to people like you degree is the new high school diploma.

>>8472384
>>8472435
Pretty sure that's computer science's fault.

>>8472441
How so?

>>8472446
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/13/education/a-sharp-rise-in-americans-with-college-degrees.html

>use bathroom right after my roommate does
>it feels good sitting on the toilet seat knowing her body made it warm

Why do I have to be such a creepy virgin

>>8472411
>sounds like a loser
What'd she do? I love drama.

>>8472468
Doesn't matter. If you want to really know, read the previous threads.
Keep the drama shit at bay, anon.

>tfw no Arab gf

>>8472510
I know that feel

>>8472519
I'd even settle down for a Hispanic girl

>>8472527
I'd settle down on any girl who have black hair and brown eyes (except niggers and chinks)

>>8472527
How do Hispanic girls compare to Arab girls?

>>8472461
do you sniff her pants?

>got girl's snapchat after day of talking on tinder
>my last message has been left on see
Wtf do I have to overthink like this? Gosh I've been talking to her for like one day and I'm already attached to her..tf is wrong with my brain

Educational hierarchy:
1. Med
2. STEM and business
3. Law
4. Humanist shit
5. Everything else

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>>8472561
You need to get out more and realise you're hyper focusing is a good start. Wait until she has something to say or vice versa. Don't force conversation.
also maybe get a healthier mindset before you do anything else.

>>8471965
tfw you come back after several weeks and the eyes from haha anon are still being posted haha. And that for kicking her and accusing her for being a tranny haha.

>>8472743
Are you pretending to also be haha anon given how many "haha"s you are laying down?

>>8472645
>1. Med
I'm stoked. I talked briefly to a PA yesterday and we might meet up this Friday to discuss it further. I think I'm going to do it. I'm gonna try to become one. It's going to be 24+ months of intensive medical training, working at it six days a week. Then I'll have a full year operating as a student in the field under a doctor. The whole thing will be very expensive and stressful, but I think I can manage.

At least it turns out it's never too late to change career paths. My father had a PA student who was in his 50s. All of this suddenly feels so realistic and achievable.

>>8472836
>PA
What is a PA? Paramedic Assistant? And thing is you still need money to be able to support stopping work to pursue the career change. I am trying to do a SMALL change of track within my design field and it is still tough.
Everyone wants so much experience even for junior roles these days! It is nuts!

>>8472836
That's great. So are you going with the more expensive but easier admission program? Is your dad going to help out?

>>8472842
That anon isn't doing it for the money but it happens to pay pretty well, at least in the US. $90k median salary. It's a very in-demand field and growing.

>>8472844
He's going to help me out some, but I'll be paying for the majority. There's obviously a number of options:

A) Go through a nursing program, accrue experience and cash money, then go to PA school in two years under my own steam
or
B) Student loans

The lady I talked to went with student loans because she was literally unable to work for two years while going through the school. The big difference between us though is that she was a combat medic in the military, and aside from some clinical work I've done basically nothing. So while knocking out my prereqs at the university, I'll be needing to volunteer at a hospital and commit to medical mission trips abroad. There's one to Jamaica and one to Haiti within eight months, and I'm probably going to do both.

The cool thing is that my dad is due for re-certing for BLS/ACLS, so he's actually going to pick up the guidebook and we're going to study it together and take the test together lol

>>8472848
That still doesn't tell me what it is.

>>8472868
Physician Assistant

>>8472860
How bad would your student loans be? How long do you think it would take you to pay it off?

I don't know about the American uni system other than that it's ridiculously expensive and infested with leftists.

>>8472645
Humanist shit here. Somehow managed to land a decent job as a copywriter and I fully appreciate that I'm probably one of less than 10 paid copywriters in this city.

Are there any dating apps that are good for long term travelers? I have no idea how to meet a girl, and I don't have a current long term residence and don't plan to...is it possible to get a gf who will travel with me or am I doomed to be a wandering mistress?

>>8472860
That's cool, sounds like you got a good plan going and support to make it. Good luck.
>>8472877
You're European right? University here has a high sticker price but it's subsidized by a mishmash of tax breaks, grants and scholarships. Plus the salaries are higher and income tax is lower here, so you're more likely to have the savings to cover it and you get a big income bump for it. Assuming money is your objective.
US left politics is closer to EU moderate or right. We don't even have a viable socialist party or anything like that.

>>8472877
>How bad would your student loans be?
I'll probably wind up $40K in the hole.

>How long do you think it would take you to pay it off?
Assuming I quickly get a job, knowing how avoidant I am of debt, I'd probably pay it off within five years. I'm not a material person, I never have been, I don't get off on buying expensive "things", so nearly all of my paycheck would be towards getting rid of that debt. I managed to put myself through university the first time with a combination of scholarships and holding a job, and while it sucked, I walked out with my scrap of paper and zero debt.

> and infested with leftists.
It varies from campus to campus. Some universities are still there to teach people. Others have professors that run Antifa websites and burn American flags. Basically any college with a large humanities program, avoid like the plague.

>>8472905
The program too. You're not going to see that going for a masters in business or most STEM.

>>8472916
Yup, exactly.
Courses which require actual intelligence tend to act as the Great Filter which stops adolescent shenanigans from taking place. I mean, I've yet to encounter any anarchist architects.

>>8472904
Australian, actually. But I'm South African by birth.

>>8472905
That sounds doable then. I'd go with that option and just try live a little austere for a few years. You said you wanted to work in Jamaica and Haiti (not very les-friendly, just FYI), would you be interested in working for the MSF or similar?

>>8472931
>You said you wanted to work in Jamaica and Haiti
Ehh... heheh. Nooo, I don't think I would like that much :S These people are very very poor and they need lots of help. I just can't confidently say, yes, I would like to stay abroad and run a permanent clinic, when I haven't even been through the program yet. Also, the debt would follow me, so I pretty much have to work Stateside for at least a few years until my slate was cleared.

When I mentioned those places earlier, I was more referring to the medical mission trips. A group of doctors will typically setup a clinic in some of the poorest areas of the country and run it for a few months with doctors from various places moving into and out of the slot on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. I would be going mainly to get in-field experience and to do what I can to help people. But I couldn't do it permanently, no.

MSF would certainly be something I would entertain, but it would have to be later into my career when I actually know what I'm doing.

As far as relationships go, I'm single right now and I don't see that really changing anytime soon. If I go into PA school, then that's pretty much going to be my life for a while. I don't think I have the right to starve someone else of the attention they'll want.

Hospitals are a different story, though. I know there are many women in the hospitals who have... similar interests.

>>8472942
I gave up on the humanitarian part of medicine long ago. Now it's just the science part for me. And money part!

>>8472954
Ooo! Which field are you in? Are you practicing, or are you in research?

Talk to me in posh British accent and I'm your girl for life.

>>8473006
Oi ya facken slag, ye wan somma te fanny? Ahts roit m8 a'll do ye propah

>>8473038
*gets run over*

>>8473006
i have a posh accent, i lost my regional one doing voice training because i wanted to get into stage work and if you sound like some farmer then your only hope is bumpkin character in a rural set tv show and i don't have the ginormous knockers required for 'village slag' or 'provincial carpet muncher'.

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>>8472527
>>8472510
>tfw hispanic that looks arab/middle eastern/indian or whatever
>tfw no gf but don't want anyone to "settle" for me

>>8473044
I find British culture to be fascinating
https://twitter.com/footyawayday/status/860788531706425344

>>8472010
Sexy asf.

>>8472149
They're right, though.

>>8473123
i was like 'ok so what' and then the dwarf with the mullet appeared

>>8473113
Why not date your own? That's what I do when I can. The only reason I end up dating white girls sometimes is because they make up most of the lesbian population here.

t Asian

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what is /clg/'s opinion on pantomime, specifically principal boy/pantomime prince roles where the character is played by a girl and she hits on women characters outrageously, makes raunchy puns, laughs uproariously, slaps her thigh, goes 'HAHA!' and that sort of thing?

its not my fetish i swear

>>8473113
settle down in the way she was using it means to stop going out and enjoy being a homebody.
settling in the way you're using it is agreeing to be with someone less desirable because it is easy.
so apples and oranges even though the same word is used.

>>8473168
I would date any qt girl into me desu senpai
>>8473206
Oh, I misunderstood then

>>8473038
Slags out
>>8473088
>tfw no gf with Oxford accent
>>8473113
I'm going to marry you. You sound cute and nice.

>>8473253
>brown eyes
Get out

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>>8473252
>I'm going to marry you. You sound cute and nice.
Let's get married and settle down in whatever country is at the top of the happiest countries' list

>>8473297
I live in Finland and it's pretty high in those lists

>>8473309
>Finland
Marry me and beat my back with reeds in the sauna. Are you the former officer anon?

>>8473326
No, I'm an engineering student.

>>8473364
Good enough, now get in the sauna, kultaseni.

>>8473374
What's your thing with the sauna?

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Today has been great, desu.

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>>8473309
>Finland
T=then I'll move to Finland and live with you, anon
>>8473326
Reeeee stop trying to cuck me I saw her first

>>8473382
It's a cultural thing.
You wouldn't understand.

>>8473386
Please do. I have a rather big place and a big bed.
>>8473389
I live in the sauna culture so I believe I'll understand. Where you live, anony?

>>8473384
Explain for a non-American?

>>8473421
Liberals hyped up a tiny, insignificant special election in Georgia, spent 20 million trying to win it and got crushed. /pol/ has been doing some nice salt mining over at reddit.

>>8473413
rip you sound perfect

>>8473382
I'm the anon who wants the sauna. I don't know, I just like the idea of sitting in a steamy box with a naked girl. That's not that odd considering the crowd here. I live in Australia, btw.

>>8473436
Wunderbar.

Does it has implications, like the Dems staying low in popular support nation-wide?

>>8473440
Thank you nice anony <3 You seem like a good girl :3
>>8473444
Sauna isn't a sexual place though I've had sex there.

>>8473421
Democrats claimed they were going to have a "referendum on Trump" in Georgia by dumping $50 million on a guy in a special election. He then proceeded to get BTFO by five points. They also lost in South Carolina. Republicans are set to win big in 2018.

tl;dr the media lies about everything in America and Americans have caught on

>>8473445
It says they have no intention of reforming from their previous anti-white politicking and summary expulsion from all branches of government. So they do dumb shit like dump millions on a guy with no chance to win in a historically-conservative district of Atlanta, then call his loss a "historic win".

>>8473445
Nation-wide? No, it was a solid Republican district. It was stupid for them to waste their money and time on their race.

>>8473445
From what I can tell it was just a bit of a slap in the face since they were expecting to see Trump's popularity take a hit. Instead it just kind of proved that the people who voted for him still like him, or at least still like the party.

They wasted a ton of cash to gain an insignificant number of votes that they are now parading around to try cheer themselves up. Americans being Americans.

>>8473309
Hey, Finland anon, what happened to you coming to 'merica and fugging a bunch of qts here?

>>8473456
This ignores that this district is historically +30+40 Republican (and the Republican has run unopposed multiple times) and that Ossoff was actually outspent on balance. Basically Trump is literally costing the GOP 10-20 points nationally.

>>8473497
Different finanon. I'm the cute and nice Finn.

>>8473456
>>8473463
>>8473482
Looks like America is finally on the up and Trump wasn't a flash in the pan.

Shame the same can't be said for the UK's brexit vote, judging by this month's election.

>>8473500
We'll see. I don't believe it, personally. I think Republicans are going to win again because the whole "Russia" thing is a complete farce and Democrats have no platform other than crapping on people with conspiracy theories. The whole probe into obstruction thing is a complete joke, everyone knows it, and they're going to regret it as they just opened Pandora's Box as far as Obama's admin getting probed, vis-a-vis AG Lynch and Clinton.

There's nobody at the helm of that ship anymore.

>>8473510
Trump is just the last hurrah of the baby boomers and their racism.

>>8473508
Ah, okay. Didn't know there was two Finland anons. I thought it was just that one anon that always scores qts.

>>8473531
I've counted 3. One is from some god forsaken shithole in the countryside.

>>8473510
Your PM made some pretty silly mistakes, from an American perspective.
>Muslim terrorists kill a bunch of people multiple times
>"Let's censor the internet!"
She looked incompetent and I think others across the pond agreed.

>>8473542
>implying competent politicians exist

>>8473500
But the DNC and its allies spent seven time what the Republicans did in Georgia. Also, Trump only won that district by a single point in 2016; the Republican candidate performed much better than that, and it suggests that Trump isn't actually harming his party.

>>8473542
Yeah, the political class here is far worse than America's.

>>8473520
This line of thinking is precisely why Democrats continue to lose.

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>>8473510
>America is finally on the up

I'm glad it is finally great again.
I was worried there for a while!

>>8473549
True, but I cried for real during Manchester. It's not even my country, but I cried. Just thinking of all those little children who were slaughtered for nothing, or worse, an ideology, broke me up inside. And then the response being fake anti-terrorism protests (CNN), showing some taxi driver and chanting hashtags (he was a Sikh, actually), and of course "Part and parcel :^) ", made me realize there's something very seriously wrong going on.

>>8473563
>is finally great again
>is
Eh, let's not get hasty.

>tfw no Brazilian gf
>no cute flat in Sao Paulo

Post musical musics that you listen to

>>8473632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyG6YMLEWus

>>8473632
can't post right now but I listen to midwest emo mainly

>>8472006
I'm fit and athletic with good academics and such and I dress like a normal human but I have short hair. Is this ok?

>>8473637
A girl after my own heart

>>8473644
>emo is still a thing
wut

>>8471954
Trash picture.

I matched with people on tinder but then I realized I don't have the confidence to date anyone so I just deleted my account and I feel awful

>>8473699
>confidence
Why do people trip on this? The other person is just as nervous as you and just as worried. You're both human, so who cares? Go and make mistakes, you'll laugh about it later

>>8473632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9EjE4qm7b8
story of my life

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>tfw no violent blue-pilled gf

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>>8473500
>Ossoff was actually outspent on balance
That's a lie.

>>8473945
>outspend opponent nearly five times over
>still lose by 5 points
Embarrassing.

What should a wrestler's goal body be?

>>8473995
When you can pin a girl between your thighs and know you're in total control until she weeps for release

>>8474014
Anon no wrassling is for sport not for sexual

MY SISTER WALKED IN ON ME MASTURBATING REEE DOESNT ANYONE FUCKING KNOCK

>>8473669
>a girl after my own heart
Want to marry me or something, then?

>>8474014
>tfw submissive
This made me moist

>>8474054
I always thought I was submissive and I always imagine myself as submissive with other people but when I was in practice and a girl bigger and stronger than me was slamming me on my ass over and over instead of being into it all I was thinking was "I need to become stronger than her and get revenge"

>>8471954
It's pretty fucking obvious when a straight male creates the OP.

>>8473945
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/out-state-interests-spent-26-2-million-georgia-special-election-n774366

Ossoff got more individual donations, Handel got more PAC/SuperPAC money that more than made up the difference.

>>8474028
Why not both?

>>8474054
I wrote it in jest. I'm the way you are, except I've actually had something similar happen before and almost blacked out. Was quite scary tee bee ayych.

>>8474071
Well I'm 5'2 and petite so I doubt I'll ever be stronger than anyone.

>>8474073
Well, there is a straight male that has been here for the past week or so shitty up the threads and then admitting to it.

>>8473550
Actually you just proved my point, Trump won the district by a point in 2016, when it normally leans 15-30 points red in all elections. Trump is an ENORMOUS drag on the party, he's just not enough of one for a Dem candidate to win one of the reddest counties in the country.

You do realize that cabinet appointees are generally picked from the safest of the safe seats right? The fact that Dems are consistently coming within single digits in hard right areas should be very scary for the GOP.

It'd be like the GOP losing CA-12 or CA-34 by 5 points; I'd be on suicide watch if that happened.because those are normally D+40 areas.

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>>8474095
>mfw 5'11 and a fencer
C'mere girly, we're going to play 'Airplane'.

>>8474095
I'm 5'7 but if you're fit you could probably take me because I just started exercising basically for the first time ever.

>>8473699
You should have taken a chance, anon.
Maybe you would have met a qt that could have been your gf. You should give it another go.

>>8471965
I wanna cum all over your beautiful eyes

>>8474077
From the article: "Roughly 70 percent of the money spent by outside groups supported her, according to a Center for Public Integrity analysis of independent expenditure data provided by the FEC."

>Handel got more PAC/SuperPAC money that more than made up the difference.

Your article contradicts you. The Dems still spent far more money. See the pic from the post that you quoted.

>>8474109
>tfw the tallest girl I've been with was 5'6
Marry me?

>>8474106
>Actually you just proved my point, Trump won the district by a point in 2016, when it normally leans 15-30 points red in all elections. Trump is an ENORMOUS drag on the party, he's just not enough of one for a Dem candidate to win one of the reddest counties in the country.
In 2016, he won the presidential election. Why are you jubilant about that? Why is that a feather in your leftist cap? Do you realize that there are more districts in the states? In 2016, he was certainly not a drag on the party, and this recent results indicates that he's not one now.

>>8474154
How? Do you live in an Asian country?
I'm 5'8 and I see girls taller than me all the time.
>tfw I went to college with a 6'0 qt that played in the women's basketball team
>tfw I would sit in class and admire her long, slender legs all the time
>tfw she never noticed me ;_;

I went on a date last night with a lady from my gym and she bought me an ice cream cone.

>>8474183
Spotting tall girls isn't the problem. Finding ones who are in to other girls is. Slim pickings where I live.

>>8472204
>Generally I love a lot of kissing and full body contact. Lying on top of each other, or spooning very tightly. Mutual touching. Usual stuff.

Oh god that sounds AMAZING!
I havent been with anyone since I lost my virginity years ago so that sounds like heaven!

>>8472208
Woah. Too butch for me. Maybe soft butch or a futch?

Pros of having two gf's:
>always someone for you
>extra amount of cuddling
Cons of having two gf's:
>Summer is full of family parties and other shite from all three

>>8474241
Sup, polyanon?

>>8474273
Tired and thanks for asking. My vacation starts soon and we're going to Germany and London. Expensive but worth it. How about you, anon?

>>8474241
Most of my tinder matches are either poly, m/f couples looking for a threesome, or straight girls looking for an experiment. Should I just give up and date a poly?

>>8474199
It's just like my anime mangoes

>>8474312
No, then it would be a crepe.

>>8474296
>we're going to Germany and London
That sounds like fun! What are y'all planning on doing there?
>How about you, anon?
I have an exam tomorrow and then another one on Friday, follow by exams every week until mid August. No summer vacation for me this year.

>>8474241
>Living a degenerate lifestyle

>>8474308
Poly is hard so be careful. Communication is of the essence especially after the honey moon phase. Learn trust and the it's the biggest blessing of your life. It's just not for everybody.
>>8474332
Be tourists, shop girly things and make use of the hotel room bed. But good luck for the exam anon!
>>8474343
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>8474241
I had two GFs once but they were twin sisters so it was still just the one family.

>>8474332
>I have an exam tomorrow and then another one on Friday, follow by exams every week until mid August
How

>>8474359
woot
What was it like?

>>8474352
>Learn trust and the it's the biggest blessing of your life.
How exactly? There's a qt on tinder who's exactly my type, but she doesn't make it clear if her current partner is even a girl a dude. The more I think about it, the more I can't decide which one would be worse. If it's a dude then I'd feel used. If it's a girl then I'd get jealous.

>>8474393
Two summer semester courses. Each is 5 weeks long, so unit exams are every week. I'm just trying to finish my chem degree as soon as possible.

>>8473191
panto girlprinces were a big part of my sexual awakening, anon

>>8474424
Pretty nice. I mean the incestual stuff was a little awkward at first but I got past it. They had such nice parents and were both super talented and confident.

>>8474424
>actually falling for obvious bait
C'mon, anon.

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Need update on that anon that was going to role play with her therapist.
How did it go?

Also, McBurger how is the no smoking thing going?

>>8474597
How did it start? How did they and their parents feel about the incestual side?

>>8474654
I want to believe.

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I haven't checked out these threads in like 3-4 years.

Do we still do stuff like pic related?

>>8474710
About half of that is obsolete.

>>8474710
too many no-fun normies and angry assholes here now

>>8474710
>>8474724
I still have six of them, good grief

>>8474735
Edit in paint, check em off, and repost. Let's have a look

>>8474742
Too much time/effort. I'll just say em

>tfw no gf
>lesbro
>femme
>flannel shirt
>cis
>art major
Technically Tegan and Sara too, but I've only liked three things they've ever been involved with and two were electronic tracks.

>>8474710
I got nine and two maybes.

>>8474708
I met one at the mall, she helped me pick out a laptop and we got some tea. It was several weeks and a few dates before I met the sister and they kind of eased me into the threesome stuff with confusing kisses and alcohol.

Their parents didn't know but probably suspected stuff since we often slept in the same room or cuddled together while watching movies.

>>8474749
>>8474759
Ya'll are no fun.

>>8474710
>Posted tits on tinychat
Ahh, yes. Those were the good ol' days.

>>8474771
>Those were the good ol' days.
Variably.

Met some cool chicks and had some good laughs and saw a couple pairs of nice tits. However, I also got catfished twice.

I think my favorite part of it all was shipping qts as couples and cheering them on from the sidelines. Almost can't beat that feeling.

>>8474801
>However, I also got catfished twice
What happened?

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>>8474710
>>8474766
there, filled it just for you bby

>>8474824
aand I also own a flannel, can't even do a loser bingo correctly

>>8474819
First time, a tranny lied about their true nature and only came clean when I pressed them after chatting it up for a month.

Second, a straight woman pretended to be gay and faked an LDR with me for half a year to get dirt and nudes out of me on the urging of her religious zealot homophobic brother who was looking to fuck with homo ladies in revenge for his ex being "stolen" by a lesbian. At least that's most likely what his motivation was, I didn't stick around to confirm the details.

Met both of them through the tinychat at the time. Learned my lesson and never shared my personal details and didn't go on cam anymore thereafter. Even if those things hadn't happened I would still say that letting your guard down on that kind of shit is a terrible mistake.

>>8474859
>trying to hook up with women on the internet
>ever
I'll chat with you all, I'll laugh with you all, but I don't want any of you in my personal life

>>8474859
>First time, a tranny lied about their true nature and only came clean when I pressed them after chatting it up for a month.
i don't lie or condone trannies who do but please understand we only do it because we have who we really are and other people do too. sorry on behalf of the trannies who lie.

>>8474905
hate who we really are

>>8474902
I wasn't looking for it, actually. It just kind of happened. You chat and cam up with people for so long and you get to know each other and things click beyond your control and if you're an internet addicted 4chan loser, it can be too alluring to ignore.

But yeah, it's good advice to just never risk it in the first place. The disparity between the worst and the best case scenario outcomes is just way too huge.

>>8474912
It's not just that tranners hate themselves, some are straight up assholes. Just like any others. Still not a good reason to lie. The person will end up disliking you more if you do.

>>8474944
i know. there are assholes in every group but our are pretty bad. lying is wrong and doesn't work. sorry.

>>8474905
If you weren't, yourself, dishonest, then you wouldn't even be in this thread in the first place.

Get out. And take your halfassed apologetics with you.

>>8474973
i don't post pretending to be a real girl. i mostly lurk. i really mean my apology. i hate what some of us are like.

>>8474902
>I don't want any of you in my personal life
Regarding clg, I agree. I've gotten a few good friends out from other boards/threads though.

>>8475006
The only people I've met on other boards that were actually cool in the real world were from /k/ and unironically /pol/. /k/ was just a bunch of funny rednecks that wanted to have a good time, and the /pol/ guy was a med student. All men, though.

>>8475006
I've made a handful of good friends from here. Mostly just play vidyas with them.

Jesus I couldn't imagine meeting any of you irl. I'm an extremely private person. I haven't updated my Facebook status in like 3 years

>>8475029
We may be looking for different types of people.

>>8475034
I mean people I hang out with IRL and trust enough to share a room with.

>>8475046
I deleted my facebook ten years ago.

>>8475046
I abandoned it about that long ago. I was tired of it. Every post was either
>Hi, look at how perfect and fabulous my life is with these perfectly-staged photographs!! :DDD
or
>Top 10 Reasons You Should Hate Yourself for Being White

My older sister's friend also started sending me her nudes and that's when I nope'd off

>>8475029
Spoiler alert: they all just wanted to fuck you and/or only wanted to invite you to a threesome with their wife/gf

>>8475046
Personally, trying to connect with and meeting up with people from here and other internet places IRL is what drove me to become a more private person who will never again come close to trusting or taking the risk.

>>8475065
Big, if true

>>8475075
Why?

>>8475051
I met my best friend here. We went to PAX West together a few years ago. Out of the few friends I met here, she's the only one I have ever hanged out with irl. I have no intention of meeting the others irl though. I'm keeping them as online buddies.

>>8475046
I fucking hate FB. It's made me hate people I used to like.
>all those stupid opinions
>the click bait
>posting pics of every meal
>updating status every time they go anywhere (fucking could learn the schedule of some losers)
>daily updates on their kids/pets
>attention whoring
>opinions obviously festered by shitty "news" sites
>photo filters

Could go on but I don't want to get angry. Been happier since I stopped using that shit.

>>8475096
If you can travel together that is a good friend. There are a few anons here that I'd meet on neutral ground if the opportunity arose, but I wouldn't give them my real name or anything. People here seem way too crazy.

>>8475094
because >>8474859

amongst other experiences

>>8473699
I wish I had done that, I actually talked to them and ended up confirming I'll die alone.

>>8475118
I agree. It's just that one particular Anon that I made good friends with. Every year we send each other birthday and Christmas gifts. We talk and text almost on the daily. Honestly, she's the best thing that has come out of browsing this general since its inception. Too bad she doesn't come here anyone. Luck I met her here when I did.

>>8475150
Why? You ugly AND a jerk? If you're just one or the other, there's always hope.

I'd fuck a jerk. And I'd still let an uggo fuck me, if she was super sweet.

>>8475151
That's really cute anon, I'm glad you were lucky enough to cross paths with her.

>>8475183
>I'd still let an uggo fuck me, if she was super sweet

Where are you, anon? This is important

>>8475183
More than a jerk, I'd say I have very low tolerance for people and shit I don't like in general. Also, I'm a bit of a weirdo. I don't have any issues getting sex, it's actually easy, but a gf is a whole different business.

Realistically, the chances of finding a compatible girl are so fucking low I'm sorta glad I'm ok with being alone for the most part. Just kinda wish I could experience what it feels like for someone to give a fuck about me for once.

>>8475234
>I have very low tolerance for people and shit I don't like in general
>Realistically, the chances of finding a compatible girl are so fucking low I'm sorta glad I'm ok with being alone for the most part.
I know this feel.

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>tfw you will never fuck the music with your serpent tongue

>>8475234
Maybe your standards are too high.
Or maybe lesbians in general are crazy.

I'm going to go with option B. That's... I believe that. Nothing like coming home from twelve hours of classes followed by eight hours of work and finding your live-in girlfriend clawing at you like a wild fucking animal because she thought it would be a totally good idea to take a large dose of hallucinogens you didn't know she had. Then you have to sleep in the bathroom with the door locked because she's a raving lunatic and four hours later you had to get up and go to class again.

N-not that I would know or anything...

>>8475301
>maybe lesbians in general are crazy
So that means you are crazy as well, right?
You sound more crazy than your gf for putting up with her shit, given that what you wrote is actually true.

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>>8474749
>art major

>>8475451
What's your major, anony?

>>8475437
>You sound more crazy than your gf for putting up with her shit,

I didn't, lol. I broke up with her and kicked her out at sunrise.

>>8474542
thank fuck i'm not alone in that

>>8474694
Friday will be week three tobacco-free
>smoking weed every other day though
>instead of just the weekend
I've got a bad toothache tho, I want to call out tonight, but they don't have anyone to replace me short notice

>>8475602
>smoking weed every other day though
Bruh.

>>8475602
>smoking weed
>not joining the hard liquor masterrace.

>>8475602
Once you kick the nicotine, you'll ease off the weed, right?

>>8475648
Can't play vidyas and eat snacks if you're drunk as fuck, anon.

>>8475653
S-sure, anon.

>>8475666
Oh, I never drink by myself, sweetness.
Mojitos go great with Mario Kart, btw

>>8475648
Enjoy aging prematurely.

>>8475666
>Can't play vidyas and eat snacks if you're drunk as fuck
I beg to differ, snacks and vidya while drunk is a good fucking time.

>>8475689
>stop enjoying life, reeeee

>>8475232
Alabama, USA

>>8475686
Virtual drunk driving is illegal.

>>8475689
Enjoy decreased motivation and respiratory problems.

>>8475696
>enjoying life
>dying early from fatty liver disease

pick one, alky

>>8475696
Licor and cigarettes are shit for your body, that's why you see all those pics of college party girls that look 40 by the time they are done with school.
If you stay away from them and don't get fat you'll be in the top 10% by the time you are 30, then you can get any girl you want since you'll have a career (hopefully) and that older woman appeal.

>>8475694
Alcoholic beverages with food makes me want to vomit. Personally, I rather get high and play vidyas. That way I can enjoy my snacks.

>>8475704
I don't drink on a daily basis you muppet. Social situations are different. This thread is full of the least-fun people on Earth and it's not surprising so many are single.

>>8475702
Don't throw and tell
bin that turtle shell

>>8475719
Weird, I power through snacks when I'm drunk. Greasy fried chicken is even better.

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>>8475735
>Greasy fried chicken is even better.

>>8475733
If you need alcohol to enjoy a social situation you are hanging with the wrong people.

I used to be a drunk before figuring out I just hated everyone around me and drank to tolerate them. Now I'm "sober" and healthier because I found new friends and hobbies.

>>8475757
>not liking that finger lickin' good KFC with a cold beer

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>>8475757
Delicious and good for soaking up hard liquor.

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>>8475786
I like you, anon. You know how to enjoy the simple things in life.

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i ate 16 quesadillas today and baked a tiramisu cake and ate half of that and shared the other half with my gf when she got home from work. i regret nothing. i feel like a quesadilla myself right now, i ingested over half a pound of cheese and half a bottle of hot sauce today. proud of myself desu

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>>8475806
High five

>>8475819
YOLO

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Why don't you have a gf?

>>8475653
hope so
I catch myself wandering outside to smoke
I'll be patting my pockets and ask myself
>why the hell did I come outside
>>8475648
liquor always stresses me out
>"hey let's do shots"
>o-okay
>oh god this is going to be bad
>going to taste like piss
>brace for piss
>slam it
>oh god it's piss
>"another one!"
I'm a wuss and just stick to Mikes Hard

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>>8475894
>Mikes Hard

>>8475902
It's cheaper per unit than Smirnoff
by like, $2
if I buy the bigger Harder versions in the cans
>blood orange is best flavor

>>8475758
I have a drink or two because I'm a lightweight and I'm a happy drunk. It's also a good way to force myself to be interactive with people at gatherings because I'm otherwise shy and introverted. I'm like a better version of me when slightly tipsy
.
>>8475786
This is one of those instances I will go full-weeb and say Asian fried chicken > American fried chicken for these sorts of activities. If they're lightly breaded and cooked in a low-fat oil, then okay. If we're talking KFC or Popeye's, nevermind. I can't even touch that stuff without immediately wanting a shower.

>>8475894
I don't do shots, eww. I'm a mixed drink person.

Or mead. Have you ever tried mead? One cup is enough to put me on my butt, and it's fugging delicious.

>>8475921
mead is lovely, and easy to make, me and my gf are going to try making some over the summer and it should be ready thanksgiving. its so unlike anything else.

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>>8475921
>Asian fried chicken
I actually had Asian fried chicken in mind, but an exceedingly greasy and artificial variety. I assume you're talking about stuff like karaage or Taiwanese popcorn chicken.

>>8475921
No but now I want to
what is it, fermented honey

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>>8475871
not rushing it like every other lesbian I know

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>>8475918
Egh. Sugary atrocities. Couldn't palate 'em once I hit my 20's.

>>8475976
the ingredients to make it are just honey, water, yeast. its honey wine

>>8475967
Karaage, yes. Sooooooooo good.

>>8475947
>>8475976
Definitely try it sometime. It's a sweet wine basically made from honey, and while it has a very high alcohol content, it doesn't taste terrible at all. Get in touch with your inner Freyja.

I'm also going to attempt to make it myself. It's fairly cheap, like $100 in materials will yield a ton of mead a few months later. More than you can ever drink by yourself.

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>>8476006
>More than you can ever drink by yourself.

>>8475871
It's difficult enough just trying to find people I click with platonically. Trying to find a GF would be Lunatic Mode. Not lonely enough to submit myself to that.

>>8476006
>Karaage, yes. Sooooooooo good.
Karaage is delicious, but I prefer terrible convenience store chicken when I'm staggeringly drunk. If you like karaage you should try Taiwanese popcorn chicken, it's delicious and very similar in batter consistency/oiliness.

>>8475006
I met a cool dude on /soc/ I play video games with. We talk daily and get along just fine. He's never tried to hit on me or make me feel uncomfortable and we talk about girls together and make dirty jokes. It's fun and I'm glad I made a new friend.

>>8476035
>It's fun and I'm glad I made a new friend.
Cool. Now make a new thread because this one is dyin

>>8476063
It's okay on page 3, newfag.

>>8476035
I'm glad you made a new friend too anon

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>>8475921
I love the mead I have! I had a friend bring me up some bottles from a friend of his who makes it. He gets a discount for knowing the guy and gets them in bulk. It's so damn good..

>>8476035
Wait for it. He'll get drunk one day and admit he wants to fuck you and only talks to you because of that, soon enough. Or he'll just start being flirty and suggestive over time, like most do, thinking they're clever about it.

Happens 10 times out of 10

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>>8476084
Idky it posted it sideways.. but anyways, the bottle itself is cool.

>>8476085
thats very cynical anon. you're not wrong at all, but thats still very cynical