Why do all the michigan fags suck?

>>8475101
yeah seriously michigan is full of manlets
i dont get out or try dating but I havent seen a tall guy yet alone a tall attractive guy in ages
just a bunch of olds and manlets

>>8475113

im a pretty tall guy but im also skinny and a bottom.

And all those really faggy michigan people have an even worse nasally accent

grand rapids is mostly hairy tops lol

>>8475101
>Where are all the tops??
They all moved to Chicago, New York and LA.

>>8475393

reeee

>>8475101
You're mostly right.

I've lived in Michigan for 6 years and I've talked to 4 attractive tops in that time. They all expressed interest in me and we got along great, but they eventually stopped talking to me, because fuck me, I guess. Only one of them told me why.

I had better luck in IDAHO.

There are plenty of old lonely men on craigslist that will be your daddy, if that counts.

>>8475321
sounds like heaven tbqh

>>8475636

Where in MI you live?

>>8475636
Shut your bisexual ass up you aint even gay bro.

Youre a failed straight man

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>>8475788
I'm about 25-30 mins from Lansing.

>>8475859
Thanks.

Ironically, the best relationship I've had was with a girl. They are generally a million times cooler in personality that guys.

>>8475952
Just transition bro you're a creepy failed straight man

>>8475964
What makes you say that?