Bulma edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previously, on /mtfg/: >>8472279
stinky trannies :(
>>8474610
>Implying anyone can be above the King
EJECT HER
>>8474616
try it, peasant
Give bf
>>8474613
S T I N K Y !
If any of you are feeling depressed, make sure to watch Dan Pena YouTube videos to feel better.
The steam summer sale is tomorrow. What are you going to be picking up/hope is going super cheap?
I've got my eye on Tyranny and Stellaris. Might pick up Sunless Sea too, if it goes 80% off.
>>8474613
>tfw stinky swamp tranny
>>8474630
>steam summer sale is tomorrow
>have no money
I'm watching a video about that Tranny Phantom kid and I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
>>8474639
Get your bf to buy you video games.
>>8474640
what.
>>8474648
she's watching a video about the tranny phantom kid but she has absolutely no sympathy for him
>>8474618
Get in my helicopter, leftie
>>8474657
Or gf, whatever works
>>8474639
Buy some money.
>>8474640
he came off as his immature edgy kid who never really stopped being a 16 year old
>>8474648
In short, Randy Stair, had an obsession with MLP and Ember from Danny Phantom, shot 3 people in the mall and then himself because he wanted to reincarnate as a ghost girl.
>>8474666
Yeah exactly. The journals about the fact that his parents wanted to push him to a direction of adulthood and he doesn't like it is especially despicable.
>"I could've shot you, while you were asleep. Because I had to get a job and money is worthless"
fuck you I wish I had parents that would've been supportive of my own adult independence
Also the edgy voice he tries to make is especially cringy.
>>8474655
wait, I also want to throw lefties off helicopters, how does that make me a leftist
>>8474670
yeah the dramatic pause after he goes "MONEY IS WORTHLESS" makes me think he probably had legit autism
it seems like autismos pick up shit like that from movies and stuff and think that dramatic pauses like that work in real life too lol
Where can I find examples of SRS vaginas vs Cis Vaginas?
Pls post a link if you have one
>>8474670
I gotta tell ya some of those trannies are crazy schizophrenics that like roleplaying as weird crap. Is that the future of Cara poster?
>>8474674
Oh shit you're right.
Let's make a fascist thousand year reign of Anglo-Saxon rule together. Italians can come in with written permission.
(No Irish)
>>8474676
don't bully autists ;~;
>>8474676
He definitely had some form of autism, his biggest giveaway of that is that 1: he was stuck in the mind of a child and didn't want to grow up and 2: he was relatively unconfortable hanging around people. And don't give me that shit about the fact that he was unconfortable with it because he was bullied, I've been bullied for almost 15 years now and I can guarantee you I love having people around, it's kind of obvious he was introverted. There are bunch of other obvious hints here and there, but whatever.
Also one liners only work with genuinely charming people. This is a fact!
>>8474682
Uhh...
>>8474685
I am not sure, maybe I can make an exception for you if youre fit for service in my court, but one of our political goals is to exterminate every last anglo. purebred Germanics only.
>>8474640
This. I think watching their final video was the tipping point that I should seek out transition therapy, because I don't want to become a self-hating misanthropic freak
>>8474690
i think that weird obsession with ember eventually helped remove him from reality
and it seemed to have kept it hidden from his parents(even though he had framed pictures of his ember OCs in his room?) plus he didn't go to therapy so there was no one to be like "dude, all of this ember shit is insane, you need help"
>>8474697
>Randy Stair is a motivation for people to become actual good people
Kek that's great. I wish you the best of luck!
>>8474700
Well it's /somewhat/ hinted that the carcrash he was in fucked up his mind but something is really fishy about that. Ofcourse it can happen but I think it didn't flip his switch, I think he has always been this way. Again, I'll have to study his behavior a bit better but there's something really disturbing about that.
If he went to therapy, he would've confessed the fact that he wanted to be a girl, causing him to be even more suicidal and not to the point where he would shoot 3 innocent people in the mall. As awful as this sounds, I would've much rather have that.
I think his obsession with Ember was him coping with his dysphoria but I could be wrong.
I want to know what mentall illness I have but people keep telling me im fine and I dont beleive them.
Pretty sure I have autism, I know I have ocd. Bet theres a bunch of other stuff.
>>8474696
>Exterminate every last Anglo
We could have been friends, Anon.
KILL
ALL
KRAUTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKOM2ywB7nQ
>>8474723
i mean there's videos from like a decade ago i guess you could watch to see if he was kinda off back then too
>>8474696
>exterminate every last anglo
even me?
also nim is part anglo
>>8474729
>tfw pretty sure I have major depression but don't want my parents to have 2 of their 3 kids have depression so I keep pretending I don't have it
>>8474729
It would be very hard to pinpoint whether you have genuine autism, since there are more then 300 forms of it. People can not like change or be introverted and not have autism.
>>8474737
I have and the weird thing is, I don't see a diffrent person, not even at his most "innocent" and he was going to be obviously stuck as a child forever.
>tfw mildly autistic and ashamed of it
>>8474744
>tfw mentally stuck as an 18 year old forever
Death to all girls prettier than me
>>8474762
>calling genocide on all women
Absolute madman
>mfw annoyed with bf but then he sends me a bunch of qt pics and a couple lewd ones and tells me how much he misses me and he's sorry
u ever really wanna be mad at someone but u can't because they're gorgeous and have a huge dick and u lowkey love them?
>>8474773
cats dont need glasses
>>8474773
yes,
huge dicks are my kryptonite
>>8474758
>18
Well...atleast you're an adult!
>>8474773
I do not know that feel.
>>8474739
youll be imported to the Reich to keep you safe
and I am nim's pet, so shed be safe as well :3
>>8474736
>anon
it is: your royal highness
baka
or if thats too much, at least call me Erika
>>8474773
>>8474782
>I do not know that feel.
I also, do not know this feel :/
>>8474793
dumb big-headed kurisu
>>8474788
I'll call you dead, Kraut
Tfw no bigg dicc bf to take my away from my bipolar family
>>8474696
>I am not sure, maybe I can make an exception for you if youre fit for service in my court, but one of our political goals is to exterminate every last anglo. purebred Germanics only.
Sounds like a recipe for inbreeding to me.
The only way we Germans can possibly hope to avoid physical degeneration is to breed with the anglos, and acquiesce to their every sexual whim.
>>8474798
it me
>>8474788
ok cool
I hate when my boobs swell up, like I constantly hit them every time I turn the wheel
>>8474806
you've actually never shown a sign of dysphoria here so why are you here anyway?
>>8474802
without your jewish masters and your russian army youre useless. I am not scared
>>8474808
I am not sure inbreeding becomes a problem with a population of like 120 mio people
>>8474818
I actually have, multiple times but it's not like something I'm confortable talking about.
>>8474818
Dysphoria =/= tans
>>8474826
>I am not sure inbreeding becomes a problem with a population of like 120 mio people
It's best for us to be on the safe side and just submit to them sexually anyway.
>>8474834
o is that u
I had a dream last night that I had a cat, then this scarab cockroach buried into the cat and it became a mutant monster that hovered and could talk.
so instead of running away, I kept getting ready to go out avoiding the scarab cockroaches, but then I accidentally aggroed one and it started burying into my leg and it felt real and then I woke up
>>8474813
pizza places hate her, this anime girl revolutionised pizzas with this one weird trick
>>8474816
why are your boobs swollen?
aunt flo visiting?
>>8474833
>picking dirty anglos over tall blue-eyed germans
why tho, seems like a downgrade
>>8474839
yes this is actually me, no makeup no filter
>>8474829
>never complains about appearance
>only complains about voice
>never sadpost
>you just don't seem like trans to me in general
again why are you here?
>>8474845
ur uglee lol
>>8474826
Try it, Kraut.
Back to back World War champs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
>>8474851
;_; i kno..
>>8474856
no omg i was joking edie buddi you're so pretty
>>8474843
They're handsome and clever and, let's face it, height isn't THAT important.
There are good reasons why we Germans both fear and admire them, you know.
>>8474857
no it's tru i'm rly uglee buddi..
>>8474841
>tfw you make a pizza while sober that you cannot eat while high
This is a hell that I put myself in
>>8474852
>being literal cucks to jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otD52qwC9xw
>>8474841
I put on 5 pounds and went back on regular e and went up a cup ;-; literally hitting them all day
>>8474850
>you're not miserable enough to be ACTUALLY trans!
>>8474850
>trutrans meme
why are you being a dick?
>>8474862
u just gotta get ur coat brushed
>>8474861
Wer Angst vorm ewigen Anglo hat, hat die Kontrolle über sein Leben verloren.
>taking acid to shitpost on mtfg
>>8474870
brush my coat buddi ples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSq39z73mEo
idk why I live these days. It's been a long time since anyone wanted to talk with me.
>>8474881
ok i will
do i get anything for it
>>8474864
>Implying Sir Oswald Mosley won't lead us to a new righteous future free of the Kraut influence held over us
>Implying Pineapple won't be the first against the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
>>8474865
oh
my boobs seem to be growing again on gel, my E levels are 400ish atm
now if only I was on cypro
>>8474834
Ohhh. Idk if I want that feel (again? sort of)
>>8474850
>never complains about appearance
I was born with what I got and I'll do my damn best to make something of it. I may not be the most attractive person in the world but atleast I look a lot better than most cis girls. It doesn't bother me if people tell me I don't pass or tell me I'm ugly, that's their preference.
>only complains about voice
My voice is shit
>never sadpost
I have but I'm trying to be an optimist.
>you just don't seem like trans to me in general
Lmao this doesn't even make sense
>again why are you here?
To have fun and I'm happy I have people here I can sort of relate to
>>8474889
>free of the Kraut influence
you know he wanted the eu on steroids, right?
don't be mean to coffee!!
Are trannies inherently evil.
>>8474882
I guess this song is more fitting for my mood.
https://youtu.be/LXvaS52lfUs
>>8474882
Play online chess against people and watch Dan Pena YouTube videos. Depression be gone guaranteed.
>>8474873
Sometimes it's good to lose control.
>>8474897
Only the evil ones
>>8474896
edie im out of popcorn kernels ;-;
Straight girls ITT: Does size matter? Would you prefer a big dick over an average or small one? If so, what makes big dicks better? Trying to figure this out once and for all. Hard mode: be honest and don't just say you don't mind because you're worried people will judge you if you say that bigger is better.
>>8474906
lol
>>8474897
btw do you live close to London? would be neat to meet up when i'm around again in august
>>8474907
put on a dress
walk to the store and buy more
come home and make popcorn
>>8474897
My repressor ego is
>>8474913
don't have the body for a dress
>>8474904
no that isnt efficient
>>8474903
I already play hearthstone, and I'm not good at chess because I don't know the game that well. It'd just be more depressing knowing I suck, and that my dad didn't care enough about me to teach me to play as a kid.
>>8474907
well with this coupon u get a free large bucket
>>8474908
>Would you prefer a big dick over an average or small one?
depends on how big. like if you consider 7.5" big then yes i'd prefer 7.5". but if it was between like 5~6" and 9~10" i think i'd go rfor the 5~6" lol
>If so, what makes big dicks better?
they're more fun to suck on and it's easier to hit all of the right places if they completely fill you up, basically
>>8474891
>I was born with what I got and I'll do my damn best to make something of it. I may not be the most attractive person in the world but atleast I look a lot better than most cis girls. It doesn't bother me if people tell me I don't pass or tell me I'm ugly, that's their preference.
are you implying that you don't even care about having a dick or no tits? that's just sad dude, you're just doing it to attract men
>my voice is shit
do something about it
>I have but I'm trying to be an optimist.
i hope you realize where you are, optimism doesn't exist here
>Lmao this doesn't even make sense
nice argument you got there faggot
>To have fun and I'm happy I have people here I can sort of relate to
again, realize where you are and no one can relate to you because no one is optimistic here and you're not trans
fuck off
>>8474918
I guess you cant ever make popcorn again, nim I am sorry
>>8474834
Pls daddy
>>8474908
When dicks are too big, they get scary.
>>8474922
Being a tranny is a waste of resources too, I don't think we need to worry about efficiency here. Besides, you're happier when someone else has control over your life
>>8474909
Thank you, I try my very best to provide luls
>when you wanna practice voice but you're a lazi tranni
Drinking malt beer in an alley at 2:30 kinda hung over from last night.
Almost landeds this FINE
MINT hyna but like yea no I didn't.
Wew.
>when ur gf pushes you down the stairs because you didn't get pregnant
>>8474928
Wow you are my favourite anon I think. You really know how to make people feel better about themselves.
Are you a tranny, or have you just come here to troll?
>>8474946
stop being lazi and be pretti
>>8474630
>buying games
>not pirating
Fuck off Todd
>>8474910
Tell Nicole that she's next.
>ISIS attack in frogposters borough
>That tower block burned down in Oryx's borough
>Mosque attack on the border with my borough
Makes sense as well, she lives near a major shopping centre. R.I.P
>>8474925
Hearthstone is for depressed brainlets... just download a chess app on your iPhone or whatever the fuck and cure yourself of depression.
>when you contemplate suicide because you will never get pregnant
>>8474896
I'll be single forever and proud.
>>8474928
>are you implying that you don't even care about having a dick or no tits? that's just sad dude, you're just doing it to attract men
I don't care about men being attracted to me whatsoever. If someone likes me, so be it.
Ofcourse I care about that, I hate my thing, like I said it's something I'm not confortable talking about in general.
>do something about it
I will, if everything is "done" and I have enough motivation.
>i hope you realize where you are, optimism doesn't exist here
Maybe, but I can bring it here
>nice argument you got there faggot
What's there to argue about? Jesus fuck do you want me to tell you that I hate my body? Because I do. Fuck you.
>again, realize where you are and no one can relate to you because no one is optimistic here and you're not trans
>fuck off
Thank you, you've made me feel so much better about myself.
>>8474941
>Besides, you're happier when someone else has control over your life
there's a caveat to that though - you're happy until you realize that this someone else is causing your life to spiral out of control.
This is what peak male performance looks like
>>8474960
Hey.
Ur cute.
Me and the gf are having problems cuz she moved and I'm not allowed in her building cuz laws
So I'm flipping tricks again for fun and I think I'm an alcolic rip
>>8474974
You might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
>>8474967
why cure your depression when you can just build a lego world with your giant lego collection you had as a kid that takes up a huge chunk of the basement and escape into it
>>8474925
Chess is easy you retard read a book
Read one about Sasquatch
>>8474935
Hi nim.
I'm drinking....
:(
I haven't nutted in like days I feel like Superman.
Also my gf wants to fuck me really bad what do I doooo
>>8474910
Yep.
>>8474988
i thought you broke up with her
>>8474992
>Faye why aren't you using your millions to help poor Mexicans?
I dont know why she isnt using her millions to help poor trannies
>>8474967
A game is a game. It's satisfying to win a lot no matter what game it is.
>>8474969
just so you know you, you have a one way ticket to hell and since you're nothing but a faggot, it's free
kys my dude
>>8474959
Say that again
My stepsis is really triggering my dysphoria today
I just wanna lay down and cry
I dont feel good
Plz help ):
>>8475005
>I just wanna fk kms
dysphoria got you down?
you have a girly face if its any consolation beangirl
>>8475005
why would i adopt?
can i harvest working genitals from an adopted kid and sew them into my neo womb?
>>8475010
did you overstretch your butte
Maybe I should start tweaking and playing disgusting amounts of LoL again for old times' sake.
lmfao I just got specifically requested to boymode to a party of a repressing tranny not on hrt in case I give them away by association...
I mean I would have boymoded anyway but yeah sure does feel good being a ,mentally ill freak where even other trannys are ashamed to be around you.
>>8475010
*pat pat
>>8474999
You're not even replying me to anything I said, just telling me to kill myself. What's wrong with you
>>8474979
In order to be super successful, you have to love yourself first. It's the law of how thing works. Here's a link on the 10 laws of becoming rich: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYk18h1o5T0
>>8475019
>I am helping a tranny with it tho
self help doesnt count
especially when you refuse to get ffs, srs and a boyfriend
>>8475014
No, i don't think so, my stomach(?) hurts and im having some bad cramps
I want to vomit my insides out
I never did fit that thing inside me though
>>8475017
>I just got specifically requested to boymode
lol, you should tell them to go fuck themselves. They're definitely not worth your time.
>>8475018
Ty
Im gonna cry :(
I feel rly bad
>>8474992
Come to LA I wanna smash
>>8474994
Ehhhh
She loves me a lot...
Like I think shes just doing this so I give up my booty but even today she was all like Idk
:(
Idk.
>>8475009
Come to LA for like two days ill ake you feel like a princes and take care of u
>>8475012
I know I'm cute
I just want to be alpha :(
My girl was getting me into lifting and stuff.
Need to call her in a bit.
>>8475013
>4chan
I need another 8& 42oz beer desu senpai
beanboy more like huggboy
>>8475037
If I come to LA we are not having sex.
>>8475000
No one wants to play skyrim anymore Todd. Kys
>>8475042
Go on, give Beanie a chance. I bet he's a sensual and generous lover.
>>8475043
>tfw played that game for over 2k hours when it first came out
beanboy more like fuggboy
>>8475048
Stfu bitch I make my girls cum just that she wants to pork me like wtf I thought trans girls were supposed to hate there dicks?????
>>8475022
I managed to expose the fact that you're not really trans. 4 down, a million attentionwhore tripfags to go
please go really, kys
>>8475054
based...
>>8475050
Gosh I wish there was something I could do to help you with that
fayke tits
>>8475053
why? like idk I don't think I ever played one game that much
>>8475061
Real but I was looking at breast augs because my work pays for them, maybe just one more cup and some centering?
>>8475037
>I know I'm cute
not yet you arent, actually you are kind of a turnoff with your lifestyle
>I just want to be alpha :(
why when you can be a cute girl? you have a smol frame and a girl face, your brain will clear up from the lack of dysphoria and you will be doing less drugs, ask elanna.
also you could be spoiled by a cute alpha boy or date cute girls
>>8475056
>expose
???
>>8475062
oh
yeah, it's probably not a good idea to listen to my advice when I'm super emotional.
>>8475064
this was over the course of 4 years
>>8475068
arent you having enough trouble hiding them?
>>8475070
Ah it's ok. The burgers were good. Yeah see you August and thanks it is going okay, 1 week drug-free.
>>8475053
how, I can understand something like m&b but damn
>>8475056
I'm not trans, I just took it a little too far and am out of options to detransition
>>8475056
i'm not really trans either
>>8475079
they just don't exist. She's totally flat and shops them.
>>8475080
nice! im looking forward to it, again sorry, it sounded like fun and i hope you weren't alone or anything :/ Withdrawal isn't fun and I realize now you probably wanted some company for that
>>8475070
yeah just let me know on skype or discord or whatever.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251756
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251756
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251756
>>8475083
I get really into a game and feel the need to do everything, play as every race, all alternate quest lines, heaps of different builds etc..
>>8475056
I'm not trans. I'm just some straight guy from /pol that posts Dan Pena memes when applicable.
>>8475099
im a boy with boobs and long hair
>>8475085
>when you take your fetish too far, get vfs, a breast aug, ffs, srs and a husband and end up the happiest you have ever been
>>8475105
>I'd like them to be a little more perf looking
nothing I guess but you really should get ffs and srs
>>8475092
I was all alone :(
Do you think I look like this woman?
http://www.lightinthebox.com/in-stock-10-30inch-bob-silk-straight-with-bangs-lace-front-wigs-100-brazilian-virgin-human-hair-u-part-wig-for-women_p4023591.html?category_id=4454&prm=1.4.1.1
>>8475107
>when you flush ~100K down the drain to look like a girl and still look like a man, then find some gay guy with a plastic-surgery fetish.
>>8475067
you're not relevant. Kys.
>>8475074
still posting here? hahaha kys
>>8475085
atleast someone admits to being a failed woman
>>8475087
hows you're little group going? still laughing at transgirls? kys
seriously kys, all of you, you will never be a woman or look cis. I gave up as well and I couldn't be happier
>>8475105
there actually totally was one for a bit and i posted there on anon cause i didn't want ppl to be meanies but it was hella slow so rip
>>8475116
>seriously kys, all of you, you will never be a woman or look cis. I gave up as well and I couldn't be happier
i don't want to look like a cis woman lol
i want to look like an edie
>>8475116
Can you tell me to kill myself anon
>>8475116
>you're not relevant. Kys.
Mean.
Lies and slander.
>mum asked to take a picture of my feet
>>8475116
Despite the fact you're awfully mean to these people, you sound very insecure.
Please don't go to a mall or watch Danny Phantom, thank you.
>>8475152
what the fuck lmao
THIS IS A STICK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
HANDS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8475152
post feet
>>8475152
maybe it's for a dating profile
>>8474639
>steam summer sale tomorrow
>spent all my money on drugs
fug :DDD
>>8475152
Your mom is a footfag lmao
>>8475159
from what is that screenshot?
>>8475156
GIVE ME ALL THE TSGF AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!!!
(TSGF is an abbreviation of "TransSexual GirlFriend". the "ts" prefix is important to note, because there are no women here, only transsexuals
>>8475159>>8475169
yeah thats right
hands where i can see em
>>8475168
looks like sailor moon
>>8475172
>>8475168
Sailor Moon, I post them a lot.
amy looks like a girl
i need help remembering a PC game from back in the mid 2000's
i was utterly convinced it was called Chrome but the game called Chrome is nothing like what i'm remembering
it was about humans colonising space and losing contact with Earth and coming back to find it overrun with these machines that mostly had one eye and had avian-style legs on their walkers
it was like Tribes 2 x Far Cry x generic AT-ST enemies, pls send help
>>8475172
>(TSGF is an abbreviation of "TransSexual GirlFriend". the "ts" prefix is important to note, because there are no women here, only transsexuals
probably cis males too, although for some reason, cis female chasers are rare
>>8475154
>>8475167
She bought me a pair of heels, insisted I try them on, I did, she spent 10 minutes gushing about how pretty my feet were then asked to take pictures
>>8475178
starscape?
What's the best way to get SRS in the UK?
What kind of results should I expect if I get it here?
Anyone know what the NHS' results are like? Preferably with pictures.
Please answer me, I've tried several times without a reply and I know there must be some Brits here that know.
>>8475180
>tfw you will never have a mom with foot and feminising fetishes
>>8475192
oh no idea then
maybe you're thinking of Half Life-ish combined with something else?
>>8475187
Breast tissue has to be taken orally
>>8475177
Can't wait to see her here again next week :D
>>8475193
nah it definitely had that 2003-era engine vibe where heightmap terrain and foliage was the new hot thing
this has been bugging me for like a day but it's like the game never existed at all, this is killing me
Also a friendly reminder that EdDie Chainsaw will gladly expose you and laugh at you in HIS little friend group
Don't be nice to HIM or you will end up in the gulag
>>8475187
Where do cis female chasers hang out?
>>8475195
>>8475195
>>8475184
Ask on r/transgenderUK, most people here are American. I don't know much about it but Reddit seems happy with the results, never heard many complaints. Also Lizzy got NHS SRS, talk to her. If you want private I know of Dr Bellringer and Dr Thomas, they're the best ones in this country.
this is why we need to build the wall
>>8475142
i'm uglee
>>8475228
mexicans
>>8475236
no just stinki
>>8475236
>>8475218
She's not Mexican, she's Polish.
And the customers request this shit.
Also, how is that wall working out for you?
Trump has literally done nothing but go golfing at Mar a Lago and fire people.
>inb4 5D chess!
>>8475228
>are you looking for a ciswoman to chase you anon? or ur just curious?
mostly just curious
although if a cis woman wanted to date me and cuddle me and pretend my penis isn't there then I wouldn't complain
>>8475242
I was gonna say
>white cooking
But okay. Shame on you Mexico.
>>8475248
>do mexicans do this?
yes
>>8475255
Why is the bag labelled "chips" when there are crisps inside?
>>8475255
the fuck
>>8475245
>talks spanish in the video
anyway, I was only memeing
why so salty?
>>8475265
americans call chips fries for some reason so the word was free to use I guess
>>8475236
pretty girls arent uglee
>>8475255
I'm not sure what most of the things he puts on that even are.
>>8475266
as far as I know, its a popular mexican street food derived from American prison culture and then bumped to the next level of
>STOP WHY IS IT STILL GOING
by Mexican vendors
>>8475177
-_-
FUCKING STOP.
I had the courtesy to keep my mania out of mtfg and In repgen. The least you could do is keep your hugboxing in it
>>8475274
I'll stick to my tea & crumpets thanks.
>>8475276
you're a girl Amy
>>8475274
that's just corn with mayonnaise and cheese
it's called 'elote' and they sell it at food trucks all over the american southwest and northern mexico.
>>8475265
Because those are chips. Silly rosbifs...
I keep getting told my melodies are shit, rate: https://clyp.it/rz0wmhsf
this general and board used to be much quieter, what changed
its nice
>>8475255
>>8475218
>>8475274
EMMMAAAAA
what do you think of these yummie nummies
Stinky winky
>>8475283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM
>>8475288
disgusting
>>8475289
Does anyone even speak French in France anymore?
>>8475296
Where is his turban?
>>8475295
eugenie is a stinkywinky!
>>8475305
englishmen used to be white and not wear turbans
>>8475292
Honestly /mtfg/ was active as fuck when I got here like a month ago, it's gone way quieter since imo.
>>8475311
Really?? That's weird.
>>8475315
right?
>>8475311
Rosbifs never were white. At least not after spending more than five seconds in sunlight.
I genuinely wonder what some of you are like irl.
I can kind of assume based on the way you people post but still...
What are you people like irl?
>>8475320
But it's not really terrorism if done in the name of Allah, it's "jihad".
>>8475327
shy usually
with friends i try to have fun and tend to laugh a lot
>>8475327
Very happy and outgoing and definitely not a shut in.
>>8475320
Seriously? Pretty sure the catholics in the IRA alone did more than 300 terrorist attacks. And if you just add all the crap the Italian far-right nutters did in the years of lead, you'll easily top 463. And that's just two main groups...
>>8475287
._.
Curse you and your constant undermining of my attempts at rehab.
>>8475327
idk I think I smell like smoke and probably look weird because people keep looking at me and when I look back they turn away.
>>8475345
>rehab.
retard more like it
>>8475342
>screaming "United Ireland" is to the Pope as "Allahu Akbar" is to Mohammed
>>8475342
stop trying to normalise/justify it, evil triumphs when good people do nothing
>>8475351
Mohammed (PBUH) is real, the Pope is not.
>>8475354
Why do they call him Pee Buh?
>>8475353
All religions are equally evil. And should be banned altogether.
>>8475349
Look. I'm still on cypro. I want a stop gap so I can pretend I'm not trans for 2 weeks or so.
I wanna break but not a full repression
>>8475362
>All religions are equally evil.
Cancer and flu are equally harmful.
>>8475354
Don't waste your time sistah, whitey is a creation of the evil yakub
everytime I've been to mtfg lately there seems to be pol tier discussion, or at least a lot of politics being talked
can't we talk about something more pleasant so I can feel more withdrawn from the world
>>8475362
Indeed
>>8475367
But it's only part and parcel to talk about this stuff.
I'm so sorry about this horrible joke.
>>8475362
*Ideologies
ftfy
>>8475365
Flu is also a killer. And more difficult to treat than cancer these days. Your point?
>>8475331
>>8475354
>>8475362
I agree with that, but then we'll just find something else to be fundamentalist extremist about
right now we need to deal with the islamic war on the west, instead of sticking our heads in the sand and pretending it doesn't exist while virtue signalling tolerance against anyone who mentions that we should probably do something about it
>>8475367
the alternative = diaper/emma posting
or elanna/cis tits erp
at least it is nicole posting about politics...
>Guy on our tranny discord servers
>Doesnt seem to be all that interested in trannies sexually but sometimes a little
>Mostly just chills
>good freind
>watch movies together all the time
>has a lot of depression and takes anti depressants
>goes on a mental breakdown one night
>keeps asking me over and over why he spends so much of his free time on tranny discords
>obviously very upset
>suddenly removes every single tranny friend and leaves every single tranny discord
>"never message me again"
>we all miss him
>comes back just over a week later
Was it autism or is he......
>>8475382
We already have incredibly toxic environmentalist fundies. But worshipping nature is religion as well. Ban it too. Same for worshipping "free markets" and the "invisible hand" that's only good at fist fucking the people.
>>8475363
stop being a brainlet
Fucking Tory voters man
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/21/rehousing-of-grenfell-tower-families-in-luxury-block-meets-mixed-response
>>8475389
GOD DAMMIT SASS NOT AGAIN
>>8475391
I did this a lot
It's a repression technique. Remove all sight and reminders of trans.
>>8475391
Perhaps he's repressed and just wants to talk to people he might relate to before coming to a definite conclusion?
>>8475394
I want srs but that's beside the point
>>8475391
was this birdy?
>>8475396
Well grenfell caught fire because people like you keep it in such filthy conditions
And to be honest black people in large numbers always ruin places.
Can you name any rich black communities? I thought not.
>>8475405
No it wasnt birdy i dont want to say who it was tho. Birdy has never left
>>8475414
was it cartman?
was it beangirl?
>>8475413
Wakanda.
>>8475416
It might have been it might not have been but i dont want to say too much more because if i keep saying no it starts to dwindle down the suspect lists. The person does not post on here tho
>>8475413
This is b8 but
>Can you name any rich black communities?
Bermuda, British Virgin Islands
t. My cousin who is a millionaire lives there.
>>8475417
>>8475427
so it was cartman
>>8475431
I just said the person doesnt post on here
>>8475429
Ok so one, very very small area that was not made wealthy by blacks.
BTW, your cousin is an uncle tom and race traitor. Money is a white invention, the wealthy soul of the godly black should be enough in this life.
>>8475429
Those places don't count since they are rich because of the British.
Also burmuda has poor people if you aren't a tourist.
Name a native black community that was never colonised and that is rich
>>8475429
>My cousin who is a millionaire lives there
ask them for a loan for transition money
>>8475405
>I hate sports
How is that a sign of being trans, sports are literally the bread and circus of the 21st century except not fun since they forbid violence and regulated it. If gladiator fights was a sport again trust me id fucking be into sports, right now though its just for simpleminded morons. Its also completely fucking unproductive, no lives where saved, nothing was built of use other than structures to house said pointless activities. It literally does nothing, it gives deadbeats glory and riches and its paid by the masses who watch it.
>>8475454
They are British territories held up by white commerce and infrastructure.
If you even use a single lightbulb in Bermuda you owe it to white people. Say thank you to Thomas Edison.
>>8475449
you are a repressed tranny too, so no wonder you dislike sports
>>8475429
Id like to point out bermuda is rich because its tax dodgers paradise and theres big money to be made just being a dirty middleman. Its literally just a tax haven. Black people never made anything of their own.
>>8475454
Calling Bermuda a rich black community is incorrect though.
Besides the only evidence you offer is that you have a wealthy cousin there, which is merely conjecture.
May as well call LA a rich black community
>>8475441
All of Africa was colonized at some point, so that question is a bit disingenuous. Precolonial times, though, the Mali Empire was probably the wealthiest power of its time.
>>8475449
i was reading something about a part of the brain that is much bigger in males filled with testosterone receptors which seems to promote competition physically with other males, evolutionarily this makes sense for competing for mates, but all the same behavior shows itself with sports and stuff. i know you're a fat loser, but you could also be low-testosterone with a girl brain :3
>>8475342
>>8475460
Sports are for retards, the only "athlete" id ever respect is one who admits he does it cause hes good at it and might as well take advantage of the mindless masses that elevates him to wealth and fame for running around like an idiot.
>>8475473
Ive beaten guys before so physical competition isnt a problem. Sports these days are just fucking stupid.
>>8475467
If all of Africa was colonised it really disproves the idea that Africans were in any way developed or advanced before Europeans arrived
Smart people don't get conquered
>>8475467
>the Mali Empire was probably the wealthiest power of its time.
Its not hard when gold literally litters the country, did they ever think to maybe use it beside bling bling and use its desirability to acquire shit they actually need. Like tools and materials to build a society? Maybe fund a teacher or two? Build some roads?
>it's an autistic swede spam episode
>>8475362
>total pacifist shit is the same as convert everyone by force shit
>>8475467
if you were rich in the past and not rich now then it proved you were never rich
Rich country's stay rich
>>8475494
>it's a just another day in /mtfg/ episode
less brat posting more brad posting!
>>8475496
look at who you're talking to idiot
one of the most delusional posters
>There are unironically muslim apologists ITT RIGHT NOW
>There are people unironically this blinded by reality
>>8475501
hi ally
>>8475515
Hello anon
>>8475504
less brad posting and more brap posting
>have a bigger dick than most women I know
they jelly
>>8475459
>>8475461
>>8475462
So many salty white people. I think I'll visit my millionaire cousin in the BVI, sip a pina colada on the beach brought to me by a white servant and whisper gently in his ear; "we wuz millionaires"
>>8475520
people call me drake :-)
ur my flavorite poster btw
Thank God for filters.
>>8475544
filter me
>>8475531
is saying bad jokes how ooga boogas drop their shitty arguments
>>8475544
Filter me
>>8475542
Th-thanks
I-I have heard legends about you.
>>8475531
How does a nigger teach his kid to put on his underwear?
He tells him "Yellow up front, brown in the back."
>>8475559
Shouldn't you be saying your Ramadan prayers swedecuck?
>when u just nuzzle up to his crotch and worship his benis
https://vimeo.com/175865966
>>8475584
agp
>>8475542
Drakey baby what up my nigga
>tfw /pol/ edition
>>8475591
I don't care anymore
Its stupid to put arbitrary restraints on what you like
>>8475576
same. fucking european weather rn.
>>8475584
how are you doing today besides thinkn of benis
>>8475600
calling people agp and not trutrans was all you ever did you rich spoiled cunt
>>8475592
hey whoever you are
i just got off work
whats up
>>8475605
tfw rain hasn't stopped for 8 hours
>>8475609
Naw, i don't think i ever called people agp. Agp is a ridiculous meme anyway thats used to dismiss someone's femininity just on the grounds that you don't like them.
>>8475620
Just got out of the showey :3
Feeling kind of sick :( But you know, gotta work so I must go in regardless.
What's been going on man?
>>8475528
nnnnNO.
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>8475606
Literally dying, its 105 degrees in my room rn and im gonna croak. I get paid friday and I'm prolly gonna buy a bedroom sized air conditioner
>>8475633
hi chelsea
my jobs really part time and short
so nah i dont really lnow
sounds hard
>>8475621
that would be really good rn if it's not too hot. the worst is humid and hot weather.
>>8475605
Fucking Swampville, i hope you too can survive the heat.
>>8475642
>105 degrees
Christ I hope you'll be okay and also can survive the heat. That's worse then I have.
>Air conditioner
Doesn't sound like a bad plan. I have a mini fan here and I should probably do the same because the heat is unbearable.
>>8475642
you deserve to suffer desu
so i dont think ur life is gonna get better
just you wait
>>8475642
>bedroom sized air conditioner
why would you want to take up the whole room with an air conditioner
>>8475605
>26C
>hot
>>8475661
Stop replying to Gayla. She is a cunt and no matter how much you try, she is not interested in being your "friend".
>>8475599
>>8475661
kinda it didn't go lower than 20C for a week I think so sleeping is fucked.
>>8475650
^_^ hi
It's ok... Only 5 hours, I'll get some drugs and it will be manageable.
If it's too shit I'll just go home...
>>8475680
coffee is desperate
>tfw you like her a lot
>>8475717
White noise is fun.
>>8475721
You bigot
>>8475717
yeah that would be nice but it probably won't rain until saturday tho.
I'm getting less blonde every day, i dont wanna die [spoiler]pun intended[/spoiler]
Coffee go to sleep it's late
or early
Uhm
Small question, I'm a humble /biz/nessman who made it rich recently and I stumbled upon a cute smol german girl who's turning 17 next month. She's afraid of her parents because they are very catholic but she wants to start HRT while she's still young. I like her and stuff but is it bad to coax her into taking magic pills in secret against her parents wishes? I would probably end up as the one buying her the skittles because of (((networking))) Feels strange.
>window open because heat
>can hear train in the distance
>tfw im not under that train
>>8475783
honestly who cares about her parents wishes it's her life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ErloLohOw
All transwoman shpuld watch this
Their lives depend on it
>>8475635
T..he doctor said I had to keep taking them now that I don't produce male hormones... it's not my fault
whats the discord tho
Well, that was a mixed bag.
>Call Mom with intent to ask her how's she's doing with me being transgender
>Neither of us says the word "Transgender" and I only refer to myself as female once or twice
>The conversation morphs into how isolated she feels at church and how she feels she, and us, are kind of falling out of the gospel
>Tell her my decided name
>"You'll always be my (legal name)"
It's still hard to get a read on, over the phone, but I think she's struggling. A part of her knows that this is what makes me happy and comfortable, and she likes that and is happy for me, but she, like me, is a deeply spiritual person, and she places a lot of faith in the LDS Church and the idea that gender is eternal.
I don't think she'll ever be fully comfortable with it, but she does love me and will continue to love me regardless of what happens. Would I be happy if she called me her daughter? More than words can express. I don't expect that from her, though. I mean, it took me 10 years, so I'm willing to give her time.
>when ur gf waches Akira for the first time
How do I convince myself to dye my hair?
>>8475827
https://discord.gg/ZszpJyk
>>8475831
Having your faith is fine
But, know that peopl use it as a tool to explain natural thought processes, my mom is not religious and instantly blurted the same lines.
>>8475838
if your gf got her teeth fixed she would look better
I saw Elanna at the grocery store yesterday. I asked if she wanted to talk about how her day was going, but didn't want to bother her or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of ramen in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the ramen packs and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>8475838
what's akira about?
should i smoke weed or make dinner
>>8475848
>After she scanned each bar
REEEEEEEEE IMMERSION RUINED
>>8475842
Remember you have to keep dying almost forever once you start
>>8475831
It sounds like she's pretty cool with it but maybe doesn't realize that deadnaming can be a hurtful thing
>>8475851
Two bros shout each other's names for 90 mins in a really cool cyberpunk neotokyo setting until it tears them apart
>>8475862
What if I dont?
>>8475861
FUCK
Moving to Antarctica
No more sweating, can hide my entire body. Its a win win. I just hope penguins taste like chicken
>>8475879
why not move to alaska?
>>8475842
Remember it's not permanent.
>>8475846
>>8475864
Well, I think that that's not a Mormon thing so much as a mother thing. She's known me by this name for years, she picked it out. Knowing me by another name will feel weird...but my legal name does as well, so.
Tfw you have a face like mulldrifter.
>>8475873
good ok I probably have to watch that then.
>>8475874
You grow it out two colors
>>8475905
could be worse
>>8475783
>She wants to start HRT while she's still young
>coax her
Actually coaxing her would be very iffy, you're just enabling her, which is okay.
>>8475885
I met my bf literally a month after he moved from Alaska, he said the summers are unbearably hot because how the earths tilt is.
>>8475933
I see. She mostly lives in a very rural area where not a lot of people are LGBT so she was more or less glad to have someone to talk about it. I guess enabling isn't so bad, she's very pretty and femme at her age so might as well roll the snowball down.
Two cutie teens today wanted to play the floor is lava at the train station today after work, I had to decline. They started asking questions and shit but it felt awkward so kinda dodged em.
Does this make me low test, should I have just gone alpha chad mode and asked when theyre gonna be home alone and ask for their number? I know its OK to fuck 15 year olds here but iunno, they dont make for good conversation.
I was mostly just tired and lazy and going home anyways.
>>8475923
Sounds dope.
Got ma'amed today in boymode for the first time in forever. And I got a handmade pretzel from Amish girls in coifs. And I met a bunch of cute redneck boys.
I'm on a high.
>>8475923
is it actually worth it going into therapy for being a psychopath or will they just lock me away if I tell them?
I need to find hypoallergenic blue gloves like they wear at the dentists, because of reasons.
Who else /oral fixation/ here?
>>8475946
it's kinda beta to go for teenage girls when your are like 20 or older.
>>8475966
me. I just switch between smoking, eating and drinking all day.
>>8475962
protip: psychopath aren't actually aware they're psychopath. you're probably just have some narcisistic disorder with delusions of grandeur
>>8475995
reminds me of someone I know
>>8475995
feeling no emotion or regret towards your actions when it's about people you don't care about is a psychopathic I think. like for example if you would pay enough I would do anything to you even kill you if want to.
>>8476028
that can be caused by a variety of mental illnesses, even just severe depression
t. sperg
The more i live the more i hate myself more and more each day.
I literally should just kill myself. I am completely and utterly pathetic as a humam being. I hate this planet and i hate myself.
Maybe ill go on grindr get aids or something. I give up
>>8476039
Trip on Eugénie
>>8476038
so what should I do? just go to therapy and don't act like I have anger issues and psychopathic traits?
>>8476028
>>8476038
also, here's a little secret, literally everybody is capable of that sort of shit, we're all animals, we just have developed learned abstractions from raw reality that form the basis of the social contract and the innards of society and interaction, remove those learned abstractions through any means, mental illness, simply circumstantial (like being forced into an extreme situation e.g. someone mugging you), or otherwise, and there you have somebody who is aware of the fact that they're capable of doing shit people usually close off their minds to acknowledging
thinking that you're somehow special or especially broken for thinking that way is solipsism
>>8475989
>tfw not giving her headpats and telling her shes a good girl
>>8475962
if you're having problems controlling it because of impulse issues (which is a defining character trait of real psychopaths) then yeah, they can teach you coping mechanisms to stop you from fucking up your life
>>8476060
tell her how you feel but don't leap to assuming it's psychopathy. allow yourself to explore various possibilities without prejudgement.
>>8476020
this is me
I'm gonna buy this vaporwave album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn6RKdtV-Mk
>>8476020
IS that actually sass? How do we know
>>8476091
no it's not
it's me
>>8476098
lukin gud
>>8476091
sass unironically looks like that without the fake tits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIp3Jaralv4
>mfw emotional
>>8476061
>>8476069
I lost my belief in humanity itself and only care about my interests now and given the chance to fuck up people I don't care about I will do it if it benifits me. my friend worked at a mental hospital and I don't ever want to end up in one especially not because I told some doctor something.
>>8476068
it's more like if I would have the chance to eg remove someone from my lists and get away with it I would stop holding back my impulses.
>>8476115
do you like it when boys with deep voices whisper things in your ear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqW7YOdWQOU
>>8476126
>>8476134
>tfw i will never have big gock like this
whats the point even, how're you supposed to please girls
>>8476143
>tfw big dick but usually bottom
>>8476147
h-how big
>>8476148
7.5 a few months ago but i think i might have atrophied a lil but by not fapping at all for like a month. Might only be like 7.2 now
>>8476163
fidget spinner
>>8476163
is this what a manic episode looks like?
>>8476163
nice thighs desu
>>8476141
I'm not saying this to be edgy I'm thinking about what to do because what if someday I can't control it anymore and actually do the things that I kept in my thoughts so far.
>>8476168
Buy me a pizza and ill spin it on my gt in a webm
>>8476163
>autism spinner
Get the fuck out
>>8476173
Naw, im super horny rn and my bf is still at werk
>>8476177
t-thanks for the offer
maybe if you were a hairy daddy with a big man dick
I wanna suck kaylas nipples
>>8476177
>tfw Miss Cock is just a gt now
>>8476163
cute girlcock, would suck
>>8476196
after being beaten on her wedding day and left for dead, Kayla Trann wakes up from a 6 year coma to find that her balls were removed.
now it is time to get revenge, it is time to take Grill Pills
if kayla just posted that pic in a diaper,instead it wouldnt have had to be removed UwU
>get an orchiectomy
>testosterone is back in cis male ranges
fuck this body why did i even waste the money
>>8476227
How is this even possible?
>>8476227
really? o.o
Phew.... haven't actually fapped with my penis in 8 months, kinda sore but God DAMN!
too bad i get totally dry orgasms
uwu whats going on
>>8476245
What did you fap to?
does anyone wanna come over 2 watch gunsmoke with me?
>>8476253
her reflection, probably
>>8476257
Exactly
*cues devious smile*
>>8476252
I'm plotting to kill Elanna
She'll pay for her crimes
>>8476227
Your adrenal glands are probably working overtime to try and compensate for the lack of balls. It will mostly likely go back to normal in a few weeks when you adrenals chill out.
>>8476262
Truly... we live in tumultuous times.
>>8476257
I put a mirror in my bedroom so I could watch myself getting fucked by guys.
pls i have weed
>>8476272
I need a mirror over my bed for this, though my view of sex consists of the pillow usually
>>8475397
you made me look in the archive. that was mean and uncalled for
>>8476262
d e a t h b y d i a p e r ! ! ! !
>>8476278
Where?
>>8476283
>implying that wasn't you
>>8476288
at my apartment duh
>>8476287
Gonna come after you now too
>>8476296
you will have to get through my 6'4" daddy bf to do so
>that amazing feeling when you finally find a usb chargee at the airport
>>8475112
a bit, you have similar lips i think and you had the same hairstyle in your video, i'd have to go home and watch it again to tell you for sure tho
>>8476294
Hmmm, too far away :(
>>8476302
tfw i realize that a 6'4" bf isnt very intimidating since most of the trannys here are 5'10"+
tfw he is only 14" taller to me uwu
>>8476306
damn that blows
>>8476269
>give a guy my phone number
>he turns out to be creepy so I stop responding to his texts
>he finds me on Facebook and adds me
new
>>8476316
>>8476291
that's mean and a lie. You won't stop trying to hurt me whatever I do, So you win,I'll leave.
>>8476311
ngl i can probably beat up your bf lmao
>>8476354
how manly