ITT: Write a letter to someone who will never read it

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Dear me in the past:

That's not how you masturbate

Dear S
I realize now that I never wanted to be with you, I wanted to be you. I admired you. You are the single most influential person I've ever met. I miss you. You still pop in my dreams from time to time years later. I wish you the best in this life wherever you are.

>>8473479
Do tell.

>>8473521
I mashed my dick in my hand and came in my underwear
I don't know why I was shocked to discover my mom knew about it immediately

>>8473536
Moms always know

>>8473554
... mostly cuz they did your laundry

>>8473536
Are you trans/repressing or just bi/gay?

>>8473558
I was doing my own fucking laundry by the time I got old enough for erections

Males who call themselves females are autogynephiles with narcissistic personality disorder 100% of the time. This is indisputable.

>>8473588
Sorry your mom doesn't love you

>>8473479
This

>>8473426
dear B,

its been nearly 3 years now, and i still don't know why you thought i didn't love you, i still don't know why you chose to end your time on this world in the way you did and when you did, i have so many questions, questions i'll never get to ask you now.

You thought you were alone this whole time? i used to give everything i had to protect you and keep you safe, i used to ignore my own friends just so that you didn't have to be alone, we used to play with my dog in the park, we used to go on long walks late at night/early in the morning through the forest and just talk about random things. you could trust me, and i could trust you. I don't know what i did to ever make you think i didn't love you, I should have told you it straight and not just implied it, i don't know what good it is to say it now, but i'm sorry, i'm so sorry. if only i had been there by your side at that moment, things could have been so much more different. i love you babe and i swear to god i always will. in this world or in the next, i will be on your side.

Yours sincerely,

A friend.

>>8473570
Not them but I'm mtf and I didn't know how to masturbate till I was 16 or something. What I did was I was stroking my erected penis with open hand till I cum. When I did that for the first time at 12 or 13 and orgazmed, I freaked out because it felt good up until this point and then it was just weird (orgazm itself) that scared me because I thought I broke something. But it all went to normal after several minutes. So I kept doing it everyday... After several months I ejaculated for the first time I was like wtf is "that withe thing" it was all so fucking confused.

I was never drawn by porn and I hang out with girls and soft boys so I never learned. My parents never felt the need to teach me about my body.

Dear mom,

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Dear refugees,

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

>>8474715
Go to bed dear

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Dear my love D,
I wished you could realize that other people's opinions and feelings about you don't matter. I wish I could just caress your curly hair and suck your dick. Slowly turning you over and fucking you so hard with my dick you cry my name. Unfortunately , I know you probably won't understand that your worth so much and you'll never accept me as a man but as your silly cross-dressing female that you use to vent your trivial problems while ignoring me completely.

>>8473426
>NEVER TURN YOUR EYES TO THE EAST AS DARKNESS WAKES THE BEST

written to Hitler in 1938

Dear Anyone,
Please talk to me. At least tell me what I've gotta do to get you to.

>>8473426
Dear anon,

I'm a repressing tranny and a girl on the inside, and I will never transition. But I must keep repressing, as it is the only chance for me to be fufilled in life. Being a tranny is misery.

I really wish you could have understood what was going on inside my head that night. I'll never forget the love we had, but I'm bad for you. I hope you can find someone.

Hey anon,

I am sorry but I can not be your friend, let's try to make this time memorable alright? After that I am afraid it is goodbye for now. I really can't handle being on the sidelines, I need what we had back. If you ever change your mind you know how you can reach me. I will be waiting should that day ever come. I'll always love you more than anyone else.

>>8477312
Hi

>>8473536
I always do it like you describe it...
looking at it or touching it... (almost) no problem
looking and touching it at the same time... nope
it grosses me out, thankfully HRT is slowly killing my libido

A,

I don't know why you did what you did. I wish you wouldn't have.

I made all of this fucking money and I should be happy about it but I'm not, I feel dead on the inside because you're dead and we can't enjoy it together. I don't think I'll ever stop loving you.

-S

>>8473588
you did your laundry since 4?

you suck

you have no idea how bad your relationship is and i hope for your own sake you eventually realize it and get out

dear mommy and daddy, fuck you
you irresponsible immature selffish idiots, why the hell did you conceive me when you were barely out of college and couldn't get your own life in order, let alone take care about a new life
and then you wouldn't even care to keep this joke of a 'family' intact, since all that mattered for you was fucking around, pursuing your shitty careers and trying to be the 'boss' at home

special thanks to daddy for finding more time for your sidebitches than for me and then running away with not even a 'good bye' and no, I didn't miss you

special thanks to mommy for making my life hell when I needed to grow up and be more independent, self-reliant and confident only because you wanted to have control over everything

Strongly considering splashing white in Mr. Toad's wild ride for Forsake the Worldy as amazing combo hate, and Astral Slide to hard fuck anyone with normal wincons. When the new bicycles are printed I could run a set of wirewood guardian for unconventional manafixing, and they wouldn't slow down the deck anyways.

Dear J
You bullied me in secondary school and I never forgot it, but dealing with it made me a stronger person
Also it was me how grassed you to the police for growing cannabis yesterday, enjoy getting bullied in prison

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>>8473437
FPBP

I hate them. There's too many of them. I can't fight them all. They will die one day, in that I find solace. Why ? Why do they understand nothing ? Why do they not reflect and ponder ? Why do they deny the truth arrogantly ? Why do they think themselves so wise ? They hate order. They hate beauty. They hate justice. They hate wisdom. They hate innocence Their love is hate. Life is very short, and we will all be judged. Yet I shall never be found among them.

Dear B

Sorry for being so emotional at times. You're my best friend. Something that I've never had before in my life. And you've helped me out more than I could have ever anticipated.

It's weird. How comfortable I am to tell you everything. Everything I couldn't tell even the friends I've known for years came easy when you're just there.

But I think I'm starting to feel more than just friendship for you. And it's freaking me out. It's pretty simple and expected I guess. To know someone as well as you do me is bound to move into unexpected territory.

I don't want to feel this way. And most days, I don't. But when I do, it sends me into a spiral. When you talk to her all day, I can't help get jealous.

All of this is taking me to pathetic depths I've never experienced. I'm not like this. And at times, I just want to break it all off. And that's why I'm emotional.

But you're my best friend. And I don't want to lose you even if I can't have you.

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Dad,

Fuck off and die

-Sincerely,

David

Dear any guy who's within my area and single,
Please date me tbqh

>>8473426
Dear dad,

my brother will stay in contact with you, and that's all you'll get. More than you deserve if I'm honest.

To Tyler,

You're a toxic son of a bitch who, just like Sean, refused to change and remained the same toxic piece of shit for the 4 years I knew you. I tried to help you but you always kept going back to your usual shit, even after I cut off contact you further proved my point by finding me on media and harassing me through that, that only solidified my stance on the topic.

I need to find better people to help me grow as a person and you're just not one of those people. You think I'm gonna end up killing myself at around my 30s? Yeah, I probably would have had I continued to associate myself with you.

>>8473426
Dear my future bf
Hurry up and find me!
I need to feel your D beside my prostate already T_T

Dear F,
fuck me already. I'm too short to kiss you without pulling you down. you have to initiate it since I hate looking needy. Stop talking about it and do it. You're so considerate it gets in the way of what we both want

Dear Mary,

You may not have known because I never told you, but you came at a time in my life when I was very alone. I was just an insecure idiot that cared WAY too much about what other people thought. Anyway, I learned to actually love myself for who I am, not surround myself with asshats, and to not sweat the small stuff. I feel like that's what drove us apart. I wanted to live in that shitty moment when I needed to grow up and take care of shit. How did we just let out relationship fade like that? It was subtle, but it wasn't, you know? Especially after you told me you loved me. I felt the same and was just afraid to say it. Know that it wasn't you who had a problem and it was me. The last girl who I opened up to laughed right in my face, I was left broken and in not telling you how I felt you probably left broken as well and I'm so sorry for that because I know how awful it feels. No other girl can take that space you filled in me and I still haven't felt that warm fuzzy feeling from any other person since we've lost touch. I hope to see you again someday where we can really talk and have stuff be the way it used to. Just know that I miss you.

-P

>>8473426
Dear L,
ook ook TriHard :banana:
-ur pal

>>8483119
Is this from something?

>>8474715
True poetry.

>>8484293
Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal?

Stupid past me,

Tell your parents that you want to be a girl now that you are 4. If you don't do as I say you'll end up being an ugly fatass freak with no possibility of ever being telling anyone.

-The stupid asshole you'll end up being unless you do as I say

>>8485060
Doubtful

Dear B,

It was me. It was me all along.

Dear Mario,

Please come to the castle.
I've baked a cake for you.

Yours truly,
Peach

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>>8485902
wa ha ha

>>8473426
Dear L,

Its been a while since you and I last talked. I really miss you. I wish we could talk again

>>8485940
Shut up, Kira.

Seb
You care more about him than you care about me. I'm sorry for disappearing but you barely know me anymore.
Bye
Jess

Dear -
Omfg why did you do this? I'm not as kinky as you doesn't mean you have to dump me, after what my ex did i am just pure fucking depressed

>>8486400
What did your ex do?

>>8486222
>tfw no

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