/mtfg/ - trans woman general

>>8470895
>bf that is 14 inches taller than you
>while being 6'0"
DELETE THIS

>>8470903

>tfw brain probs

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>>8470904
hm? im 5'2"

>>8470895
daddy

>>8470895

lol i dated and lived with a guy for almost 3 years who was 14" taller than me and i wouldn't recommend it at all

>>8470905
Have you converted the boy you went on a date with into your bf yet?

>>8470906
Post full body pic

>tfw cuddling with napping bf and shitposting
feels 10/10

>>8470906
>>8470912
post full body diaper pic

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If you're actually Trans and interested in SRS, please join the official /SRSgen/ discord server: https://discord.gg/CyCYCZn

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I bought non alcoholic beer and the cheapest instant noodles money can buy
Where did I go wrong

>>8470910

They're not a boy and I haven't even seen them since then. Or gotten more than a couple of sentences them over FB chat. I'm seriously starting to worry they're reconsidering their interest in me.

>>8470919
stop spamming dude

>>8470906
>>8470912
>>8470915
post full diaper body pic

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>>8470909
ok immediatly broke up with bf uwu
>>8470907
hi
>>8470912
nuuuu
>>8470915
AAAAA
i dont got diap pics >o<
>>8470924
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8470923

Sorry, just trying to make sure people who actually have dysphoria are able to get in contact with each other.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tazFKfH04e

>>8470926

wouldn't ya'll have had to meet up irl at some point to be able to break up lol

>>8470921
Today your mind is gone
I'll forgive you for so so advice earlier

>>8470936
Meet me irl so we can break up

>>8470936
uninstalled from computer server?

>>8470931
Cute voice imo

>>8470921
>non-alcoholic beer
what's the point?

do you also buy non-spicy chili peppers and meat-free chickens?

>>8470936
I like you

>>8470939

fight me irl

>>8470940

and here i thought u couldn't uninstall tru luv...

>>8470921
Does being bloated turn you on or something

>>8470941

ty <3

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Trans women are causing all the fish to mutate by consuming large amount so estrogen, which they subsequently piss into the water supply. It is public knowledge that estrogen cannot be (easily) treated out of the municipal waste wash. As a result, hundreds of infants are born natal female that would have otherwise been healthy men at birth. Since it is now an establish and an objective fact that trans women are an ecological threat and threat to society, I propose we force them all to wear easily noticeable identification arm bands, and perhaps cattle ear tags.

What should we do after this is completed and who wants to design cute arm bands for the trans girls?

>>8470922
It could just be a part of the pre-relationship negotations, where they're trying to make their market value seem higher by being unresponsive towards you.

The best tactic is to feign disinterest in them and make them come after you.

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>>8470921
>non alcoholic beer
y does it even exist, who drinks beer for the taste??

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>>8470941
I'm mad maddie
Seems that KH 1.5 and 2.5 only have the movie 358/2 days and not the actual game itself

>>8470957
isnt 358/2 days a gba game? Also how do you know me.

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>>8470956
>>8470942
I like the taste of beer and don't want to get drunk relaxing with one
Fight me

>>8470947
Yeh

>>8470938
I mean I won't lie I was mostly shitposting and not giving serious advice
Sorry

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Daily reminder that bisexuality isnt real and is the first ever tumblr meme sexuality.


Daily reminder that if you are a bisexual femboi you are actually a failed straight male using men to validate your insanity.

Daily reminder that you WILL in fact go back to women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)

Reminder that you are all killing yourselves testing out pills that couldnt cure cancer and NEGATIVE side effects were boob growth etc

Daily reminder that you are all using your bodies as guinea pigs to look like a freak of nature


Reminder that after 25 you will look like a used tampon thats been reused over and over and your skin is wrinkly amd not your chasers which are failed straights and pedophiles will want you

Reminder that your only hobby is dressing like a faggot online amd wavimg your tranny cock for any sort of validation since your parents never loved any of you...

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>>8470946
I don't like reposting in threads back to back.
But, I mean.... if you REALLY wanna be forced to eat puppy chow on all fours like the little bitch you are.......

>>8470961
Because I know what you look like ever since you posted your pics and it's actually a ds game

>>8470957
This has always struck me as the most autistic thing in existence. I love the game play, but it is so bizarre to see fucking literally Micky Mouse ft. Finale fantasy.

>>8470962
>She unironically bought the non-alc beer
I hope you didn't buy it at work

>>8470962
>I like the taste of beer and don't want to get drunk relaxing with one
Dropped desu

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>>8470963
. (You)

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>>8470968
Nah, that shit is way too expensive
I got it at wholesale club

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>>8470963

>>8470963
maki

>>8470975
That's only slightly better.
Smh

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>>8470982
It was like 6 bucks for a 12 pack

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>>8470919
What if you have dysphoria over your penis, but don't want SRS because it will never be a /real/ vagina? Am I not ***trutrans***? (^:

>>8470954

They don't really seem like that kind of person to me but I have been trying to contain my inner clingfilm. They cancelled on our last planned hangout on Saturday and I'm still waiting for them to suggest another time. :\

>>8470985
I paid around that for your #1 favorite west coast beer

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>>8470962
>I like the taste of beer
first anime girls and pizza, and now beverages too? is there anything you don't have bad taste in???

>tfw i'm not enough and i probably never will be
i'm scared and sad and i don't want it to be tomorrow because i'm gonna screw it all up again

>>8470973
haha

>came out to 3 people in the past week or so
>2 claimed they couldn't tell and the other person isn't sure whether I was joking or not
>still pass in masculine clothing with my hair up and no makeup

so I guess I've pretty much made it
yet despite the fact that most people treat me like one I still don't feel like a real woman :[

>>8470987

Save for CRISPR or look into Suporn, my dude.

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>>8470988
Good job, don't become the clingy one in the relationship. Make sure you don't immediately reply to their texts either, or they'll know they've got you right where they want you.

>>8470989
This probably tastes better than lucky desu

>>8470991
I have good taste in partners tbqh

>>8471002

>Make sure you don't immediately reply to their texts either

oops 2 late

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>>8470962
I agree on the non alcy.
Beer is yummy
But you fucked up with noodles

>>8471003
>Tastes better than Lucky
So does piss

>>8470998
>still pass in masculine clothing with my hair up and no makeup
Sure.

>>8471003
>I have good taste in partners tbqh
NICE MEME

>>8471001
Will never be fertile, carry children, get a period, have the same pleasure levels, feel the same inside, etc. I'd rather deal with the dysphoria of a penis and enjoy the few benefits it brings until I finally put the rope around my neck.

>>8471009

it happened at least once
and I'll admit I was wearing girl pants but I had a guy shirt on

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>>8471006
Live and learn, I suppose.

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>>8471008
Actually this is quite drinkable even at room temp
Generic in offensive

>>8471007
I'm a student now
Fight me

>>8471013
>meme

>>8471015
>get a period
This is not a positive thing. Menstrual cycles are legitimately the worst part of being cis female and you can ask almost any of them.

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am i the only one who can't fathom detransition lol
i don't just mean detransitioning myself, i mean anyone detransitioning. like i get that it must feel better for them if they do it but idk
it makes zero sense to me at the same time

>>8471020
But it's a part of being a cis female desu. I don't just want all the positives of being a girl or some shit. I literally want to be a female, the bad parts, the good parts, I'm willing to suffer if I'd just wake up a woman.

>>8471023
tbqh I want to lick your feet

>>8471023
Cool
Can you send me a pic of your feet?

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>Zettai Ryouiki forever out of reach
Why live?

Anyway it's happening again
>Go to sleep at 7 AM
>Wake up at noon
>"No if I wake now I'll be tired at work. 2 more hours"
>Wake up at 7 PM

>>8471018

y can't I be genuinely excited to talk to someone tho

>>8471019
I was agreeing with you you autist
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8471023
Detransing is just an excuse to go back into repression. Doesnt last for anybody.

>>8471023
Same line of thinking with ftm's going from soft dykes to bald hairy Manly trolls

>>8471019
If you want refreshing with almost no alcohol, just make shandies.

>>8471032
Get on hormones nerd

I have a crooked roman nose and a bad brow, I feel like I could pass with ffs. I was also told you should have all surgery done in one go, so it's a long way off of getting fixed. what do (or just get over it)

>>8471037
hand deliver them to me in ten minutes and ill transition right here and now

>>8471031
You can be whatever you want to be, it's just that relationships are all about power, and you never want to be seen as the one who's more into the other one, because that means they have more leverage over you.

>>8471027
>>8471029

wtf lmao

>>8471033

idk it seems to be workin for some

>>8471034

see but that makes sense to me
but transitioning in the first place to me means that you have pretty bad dysphoria so wtf

>>8471020
>tfw I used to feel bad about my inability to get periods because it's something cis girls experience but I don't, but then I realized if I were cis then I'd fucking hate my period anyway, and now I'm glad I don't get them
It's one of the very few upsides of being a tranny, so I might as well embrace it.

eugenie did nothing wrong

>>8471038
See what you can improve with an eyebrow trim and makeup (often more than you'd think.)
And yeah, surgery has fixed costs and global anesthesia always carries a significant risk, so grouping as many procedures as possible is the cheapest and safest option.

>>8471046
One of these days I'm going to be just outside the store when you say this.

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>>8471058
And on that day I'll become a grille :^)

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>>8471047

that sounds kinda weird but I don't really know enough about relationships to dispute it

>>8471020
Periods are the worst, but the constant threat of getting pregnant isn't a good thing either for girls with an active sex life. Plenty of cis girls loathe that too.

i want to death ok

>>8471023
You can't detransition if you never transition

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>>8471054
How do you deal with fair and small eyebrows. I know this isn't common problem for MTFs to have. Pic Related (Sorry for potato quality, my phone is over 3 years old)

>>8471070
Let's just keep an eye on the situation and see how it develops.

>>8471048
Every time you stream i always whip my dick out for those sexy dollface feet

>>8471076
You can fill them in.

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>>8471023
for me detransitioning would ultimately lead to suicide
I guess it's just motivation to kill myself if things ever get really bad

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>>8471080

I hope they come back for more cuddles eventually. I'm trying to be patient but this has never really happened to me before...

>>8471051
yeah same... i don't want kids anyway so periods are like worthless to me

>>8470998
I'm like right smack in the middle and terrified of makeup still.

>>8471023
I knew a girl she just turned 18 who went by some man's name and cut her hair all short, but now she's back to being a lesbian. I think it's a result of a Christian upbringing but she wants to rebel and be a dike.

>>8471023
idk ppl have different circumstances and different lives

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Elanna thought Thom Yorke was Limmy
everyone point and laugh quick

>>8471085
Anyone got a decent tutorial for fair eyebrows?

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>>8471023
I don't get it either, I should do it for science

>>8471089
Try not to get strung along for too long in the hope that they might eventually be a bit more responsive.

Do you have a plan B? An alternative target for your affections?

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holy shit my voice doesn't pass at all yet but this made me so happy

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Should I get one of these on my right side and make it red and black and distorted and aggressive?

>>8471100
Give a minority like an NSM alt righter nazi or a ghetto AF dindu a baseball bat and throw slurs at them until they fix your Neanderthal brow line. Alternatively you could try a belt sander.

>>8471099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

>>8471104

No. This guy was hitting on me but he's creepy, unattractive, literally sent me 30 texts in a row last night, and keeps switching between calling me a man or a woman ever since I told him I have a dick (which was a bad move imo)

>>8471101
elanna here are some science things you should actually do:
-build time machine (just like kurisu uwu) and go back in time to when i was 10 years old and crush my testes
-create a way for transgirls to manufacture estrogen at home in case of apocalypse

Where's a good place to buy medicine online for self medding? In USA.

>>8471108
why would you

do you want people to think you're an edgelord?

>>8471107

grats anon
keep working hard and u 2 can have a qt voice

>>8471093

just do it
I find it pretty fun

>>8471113
this tbqh

>tfw elanna will never go back in time and crush your 10 year old testes

i had teriyaki chicken for lunch

i had teriyaki fish for dinner

good day

>>8471115
QHI, I just ordered mine there, also:

>>8462257

>>8471122
#teriyaki lifestyle

>>8471112
If I'm being honest, he doesn't sound like prime dating material.

Why did you tell him you have a dick though? He's not a close friend, is he?

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lol when I was repressing in highschool and in college my beat friend and I were inseparable and we did everything together like partytime and lifting weights and we did sleepovers and like hitting on girls and one time we ended up naked and drunk on tequila in a hot tub because we weren't gay.
um
lol?
we're not that close anymore.

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>Elanna figured out my terrible secret

elanna just crushed my ten year old testes now i pass suck it hons

>>8471108

My browline is pretty bad but not as bad as your rotten heart </3

>>8471125

No, I just I thought it would make him stop talking to me but it absolutely didn't lol
guess I have to learn how to deflect men like a normal girl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8471033
repression is comfy desu. until it's not :(

>>8471127
ur a tranny harry
>>8471113
I will crush ur testes with vigor>>8471128
[citation needed]

>>8471143
thank you elanna you are my hero now

>>8471143

where do i sign up to get my scrotum smashed

>>8471082

omg

>>8471086

same

>>8471093

that's sad honestly

>>8471096

tru

>>8471101

tell me how maddie takes it

>>8471143
>ur a tranny
I thought I was a sentient shitposting robot?

>>8471147
shush you passer let me go first

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>>8471149
You can be both
>>8471147
*smashu*
>>8471148
I bet I'd be an awesome bf ngl

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>>8471132
I don't think telling a creepy, unattractive neckbeard that you have a dick is going to make him less interested in you. In fact, it's probably had the opposite effect and he only wants you even more now.

After all, the dick only makes it better.

>>8471153
can't be both without hormones.
it's been over 10 minutes, now it'll never happen. checkmate, nerd

>>8471152

I was willing to wait!

>>8471153

ty Elanna!!!

hey lan could you smash my dad's balls instead

before 1995 please

>>8471164
no she needs to wait till after 1995 then smash both you and your "dad"

>>8471157
hey elanna, while you're on a ball-crushing crusade, do you think you could go back to 1869 and crush otto von bismarck's balls - i think we might be able to change or perhaps even avoid entirely the franco-prussian war, preventing the formation of the german empire

maybe crush william I's balls too, just to be on the safe side

Why do we only get male chasers with a dick fetish?

Where's my straight girl chaser with a boob fetish ;-;

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>>8471174
I AM A LITERAL BALL CRUSHING GOD

>>8471178
because your cock is the only thing youve got going for you vs real girls.

>>8471157

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I MADE MY MISTAKES

>>8471182
tfw shes gonna crush your balls
>>8471186
I JUST WANNA SCREAM

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>Get offer to work a guard shift at some school
>heard there was a fire, figure its a deadbeat shift guarding the debris(cause no doors)
>Later read instructions and find out its a school with unruly and violent "youths"
>The fire was arson and was most likely one of said "youths"
>Previous guards have been threatened and had stones thrown at, instructions call for immediate 911 calls if "youths" amass or get violent.
Oh boy, I sure do love my job sometimes.

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i might be trans

>>8471183
My boobs are the only thing I have over real boys tho

>>8471191

cool me too

>>8471191
Well then you have come to the wight place

>>8471191
lol gay
>>8471189
*crushu*

>>8471196
well now what do i do

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>>8471191
gross what a fucking freako

>>8471191
nice

>>8471186
Let's just hope he doesn't tell his friends about the "girl with a dick" he's flirting with, otherwise they'll all want a piece of you.

>>8471203

u have 2 options at this point
1. don't tell anyone or do anything about it, just let it fester to make sure yr rly trans
2. start transitioning bro

>>8471209
>let it fester to make sure yr rly trans
well i mean ive repressed since 13 and regret it when im up late at night. does that count?

>>8471208

he told me he doesn't have any friends when we met (not hard to see why desu) which is the only reason I've continued talking to him this long

sup bros just sittin here without any support network irl haha

Hi senpai

>>8471213

oH yeah u BET it does kiddo

>>8471216
dang

>>8471216
bro
wicked harsh sitch

>>8471178
i really like your lips though, and how your eyes sparkle. and how you try to be so strong but at the same time how you're so vulnerable and how I could talk with you for hours and hours, until I say something wrong and you just go silent.

And although your boobs are awesome, I think your butt's preddy cute.

u ever look at ur hips while ur laying in bed shitposting and realize they're fucking huge
but that ur waist isn't small cause ur a man so it doesn't rly matter anyways

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>>8471214
>he told me he doesn't have any friends when we met (not hard to see why desu) which is the only reason I've continued talking to him this long
You can't just go around picking up strays, you don't know where they've been.

Make friends who aren't creepy, okay.

>>8471223
ayyyyyy

>>8471216
i had a dream that this guy i used to know in highschool told me he understands and supports me and it made me cry so much

>>8471220
anne is it weird that i eat rice with butter

>>8471223
nope haha

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>>8471223
>u ever look at ur hips while ur laying in bed shitposting and realize they're fucking huge
yeh
uwu

>>8471223
>u ever look at ur hips while ur laying in bed shitposting and realize they're fucking huge
no ;~;

>but that ur waist isn't small cause ur a man so it doesn't rly matter anyways
yes ;~;

>>8471223
no i do not do this desu

>>8471223
>ywn be a 25 waist
why live when 27 waist 39 hip is your life?

>>8471229
just rice and butter?

>>8471217

hi kohai

>>8471224

most of my friends aren't creepy...
I guess I should be a little more selective of the men I befriend though. I want to make friends with girls but I'm always so intimidated by them :/

>>8471228
I had a dream that I was running a lo-fi hip hop radio station but I was really bad at it and an angry mob formed and someone impaled me on a pitchfork and carried me around

new rule passers are not allowed to brag and must pay reparations to us hons

>>8471236
yeah is there supposed to be something else

>>8471238
thats scary

>>8471239
Who decides who pays who

>>8471239
can passing be self reported since everyone just hugboxes you?

>>8471238

wow I wish people were that passionate about lo-fi hip hop

>>8471225
>>8471232

rip

>>8471235

tfw 34-28-38
i guess if i was smaller it'd be fine bUT I'M NOT SO WHATEVER

>>8471216
Dude same lmao
>>8471223
Nah I got baby man hips but my shoulders are pretty big if you're into that

>>8471248
iktf senpaitachi.
>tfw fat af with 32-27-39

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>>8471237
>I guess I should be a little more selective of the men I befriend though. I want to make friends with girls but I'm always so intimidated by them :/
Girls are pretty scary.

What I've found works best is to try really, really hard to be normal around them.

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hands up this is a robbery
give me your valuables and no one gets hurt

>>8471247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW4zqkRHDT4

>>8471248
edie how do I get lots of boyfriends like you

>>8471242
idk i think that would be good with some green beans maybe or potatos or some kinda vegetable

>>8471255
You asked me to put HRT in your locker

>>8471258
oh i had teriyaki fish too

is that okay

>>8471255
sorry all i have is this dragon dildo

>>8471260
so i can resell it
ill cut it with baking powder and make millions on the black market

>>8471250

ur tiny

>>8471257

idk getting a bf is really easy in my experience. it's more the whole like .... being in a good relationship with someone who is worthwhile thing that can be harder to get

>>8471255
*gives you edie*

>>8471263
Why do you lie...

>>8471264
Big ole moulders (man shoulders)

>>8471264
no offense edie but you are really pretty and seem very outgoing so of course getting a bf is going to be easier for you

>>8471263
you mean the rainbow market

>>8471263
You know the actual reason you gave her for not starting hormones and the fact you come here so often really makes me think if you might be trans...

>>8471254

but then they'll think im an uncool normie. u can't build friendships on a bed of lies

>>8471261
that sounds good

nim eat what you want it's all okay so long as you're eating reasonable portions and getting some kind of nutrition

i have no hips
there is nothing desirable about my body
awoo

>sweltering heat
>foxes screaming outside
>the dread of facing another day
literally impossible to sleep tonight

>>8471266

i'm gonna cry

>>8471270

uh no i've seen pics of you and you're tiny in general, bye

>>8471271

i'm (kind of) secretly ugly and introverted af tbdesu but i'm good at faking it lol

>>8471279
but the only other thing i ate today was three drumsticks

>>8471257

this video is sick ty for the link

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>>8471283
>secretly ugly
aha
so it was all an act

i was driving past a cemetery last night and i could've sworn i saw edie burying a corpse out there

>>8471267
but im not
im gonna be a millionaire selling my low quality hormones to third worlders.

>>8471280

man the haiku meta is getting weird

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>>8471277
>u can't build friendships on a bed of lies
What if they're tactical lies that are purposefully fabricated in order to get people to like you?

>>8471291

yes behind my makeup and homosensual voice i am truly an ugly duckling that has learned to fly on it's own

>>8471286
nim u gotta eat
>tfw u have ur first meal in days cos ur friend bought u groceries
uwu

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>>8471296
aaaahhhhh
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
aAHHHHH

>>8471280
the dick (uwu)
>>8471283
eat my ass

>>8471300
wow u look so smooth

>>8471301
but im dumb so i don't know how

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this is my dinner but I'm waiting for bread to come out of the oven so I can make a sandwich

>>8471304

present it

>>8471307

little do u know i'm (kind of) secretly rly hairy

>>8471311
what is that sauce

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>>8471300
literally come on
LITERALLY
come on

>>8471300
shut up this just proves you aren't ugly

>>8471304
>eat my ass
hot

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>>8471315

where am i coming

>>8471316

i appreciate ur lies

>>8471298

hmmm

>>8471310
u just said things that you were eating

>>8471312
(same)
must be le italiano in my bones

also i have a massive bush

>>8471300
I like the way you do your makeup, but as you said, uniform. You're cuter without. Less pretty, but cuter.

>>8471313
That's sass's hotsauce

So either that's sass or she's cheating on me ;-;

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>>8471320
rite here babe

>>8471324
ya but i eat the same things every day

What do I buy from in-house pharmacy?

First time trans here...

>>8471335
lol

>>8471339
50mg cyproterone tablets
2mg progynova tablets

>>8471324
Makes me think of something really stupid I read on Facebook but it made me laugh anyway: "If love was a hair, I'd give you Portugal."

>>8471342
why not estrofem

>>8471346
Because estrofem is for agp femboys who want to lactate

>>8471349
wtf

>>8471336
u should vary ur diet nim come on

>>8471343
HA PORTUGAL BTFO
srsly tho my heart goes out to all them ppl in that wildfire

>>8471324

i have a massive landing strip desu

>>8471331

i prefer bein pretty idk

>>8471335

w-wow

Tfw no sass sauce
Tfw you'll never cook nim a meal and break her out of her food shell
Tfw mercuries not here RIGHT NOW
>>8471319
Tfw edies not eating my ass RIGHT NOW

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>>8471351
Nim hi

>>8471351
>>8471346


What dosages? are there any resources.

>>8471352
idk how

people said nuts are a good way to eat more calories

but ive never had any type of nut before

>>8471356
can i come to this meetup too

>>8471354
Forget pretty and cute, I prefer being beautiful. More intimidating.

>>8471357
oddish when do i start lactating

>>8471354
same but it is like
wide

pubes are cool and i wish more ppl had them

>>8471349
>lactate
have u ever done this? cos its weird

>>8471362
thats odd

get some nuts why dont ya
get a thing of mixed nuts so u can try a bunch

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>>8471362
>but ive never had any type of nut before
hey nim, i'll give you a nut

>>8471362
eat lots of almonds
they're really good for your hair

>>8471356

omg

>>8471365

it's all intimidating i feel like idkk

>>8471369

idk why ppl shave all of the hair down there

>>8471371
do they taste good

>>8471369
ok ill do that

but ill be a lil nervous

>>8471370
ok where is it

>>8471346
Estrofem is actually better. Estradiol, directly bioavailable, while progynova is estradiol valerate, an ester that needs to be broken down by the liver.

>>8471366
Up to you
>>8471369
I havent. Have you? Tell me a story

>>8471373
it makes them look like wierd aliens

or children

>>8471375
its just nuts nim

>>8471375
yeah

wtf im lactating now

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>stumbling upon your ex's clothes in your apartment and they still smell like her

>>8471369
I've lactated on several occasions, last heavy one was when I was prescribed risperidone. It's quite unpleasant. Messy and painful.

>>8471379
ok now

like right now

>>8471382
yeah but what if i don't like them and i can't get the taste out of my mouth

>>8471379
i have

nothing much to it

u just squeeze and....stuff comes out.

i didnt like it, and i showed my bff and she didnt like it either.

>>8471386
yeah i'd prefer not to ever again

>>8471389
it'll be fine. its just nuts.

>>8471382

see i've always kind of felt the opposite lol like
total bush is kind of childlike because younger girls don't tend to shave their pubes or get them waxed
and the whole totallllly bare thing is like ... very porno, or cali girl kind of thing
a nice landing strip is right in the middle. literally and figuratively. plus it points men in the direction their heads should go in

>>8471389
If you don't like almonds, you just have bad taste and need to educate it.

Why do I like flirting w all these hot af guys but as soon as they ask to meet up I'm just like... Nah.

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Good morning....noon....afternoon....evening.....night everyone!

Time to wageslave in a few minutes!

>>8471398

cause ur a girl lol

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>>8471398
Because you're a fag.

>>8471389
>yeah but what if i don't like them and i can't get the taste out of my mouth
have some almond milk nearby so you can wash the taste of almonds out of your mouth

>>8471389
Concentrate. Think hard. Squeeze your head as hard as you can and milk wil pope out
>>8471391
This is weird but did u taste it? If so what was it like? I squeeze my boobs all the time (for science!) and stuff never comes out.
What cup size are you btw

>>8471406
oh does it come out of my head

>>8471399
>>8471397
Bit early for you two, isn't it?

Real Euro hours doesn't start for another 3 or 4 hours

>>8471398
because you just like using them to validate your femininity

>>8471402
>>8471403
Who is lying

tfw not flirting with hot af guys

>>8471414
hi

>>8471395
yeah, i can see that. that makes sense.
>plus it points men in the direction their heads should go in
ahaha

>>8471398
because men are often boring and disappointing and it's kinda like "why bother?"

>>8471406
nah, i never had the urge to.
i'm just a decent A. nothing substantial

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>>8471411
Oh true but I have a 2/3 hour trip to make, I do part time school part time work. It's a bit difficult to explain.

>>8471411
Bad stomach pain keeping me awake. I just hope it's simply food poisoning or something as temporary and not my ulcer making a comeback.

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>>8471416
hi anon this is me
now show me you

>>8471391
will you be there for moral support afterwards

>>8471413
that uwu bitch seems like a fuckin liar beep, dont believe her lies!!!!

>>8471334
how could I be cheating on you? did you not read my post?>>8471222

i even got trips ;~;

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>>8471420
that's okay, i often have trouble explaining things too

also tying my shoelaces

>>8471395
>cali girl kind of thing
how did u know

>>8471413
>>8471424

don't believe that gold star lesbian ok

>>8471419

wat can i say i love good head

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>>8471422
here i am

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>>8471422
this is me desu

>>8471428

let'sss justtt sayyy i've known a girl or two from cali before....hoes, all of them.... (like me)

>>8471409
No it will come out of your bum
Make surr you bottle some for your loved one!
>>8471419
Nothing wrong with that.
Same here. I actually only own one bra these days, it was given to me by a girl i know with the same cup size.
Idk why I'm sharing.

>>8471430
>don't believe that gold star lesbian ok
rude
i'm not a goldstar, I kissed a man once
he was a man who had tits and long hair and a dick, but he was still a man, so it sounds
>>8471435
mmm idk, pubes r just kind of gross and unkempt, unless you do a nice little shape

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>>8471431
psyche
this is actually me
bet you feel really gay now

>>8471423
sure thing

>>8471428
CALI GIRLS BTFO

>>8471430
ayyy laissez le bon temps roulez!

>>8471436
yeah i have a few, most of them given to me.

but i only ever wear one, save for the one i wear while the #1 bra is drying after a wash.

>>8471436
what happens when someone drinks your bum milk oddish

>>8471443
wow, ur really hot, can i suck on ur face

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Also Hi Nim, CFH, Edie, Beepbeepbeepbeep, Olive, mer⭐q⭐ri, alessia, oddish, anne my best friend who doesn't like animu either and anon who knows me way too well

>>8471426
thanka anon

do you have nice shoelaces

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>>8471443
i got you too, this is really me

girls r pretty xd

>>8471449
hi coffee hru

>>8471443
i just like how you have the best pizza taste!

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>>8471449
But why don't you like anime tho?

>>8471446
Gets a baby
>>8471444
Heck dude i only wear the bra when i go outside. Bras hurt. They hurt so bad.
>>8471452
Youre pretty

>>8471451
i've been outplayed

>>8471448
no but you can suck on deez nutz LMAO
>>8471449
hi cuafee

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>>8471457
>Best pizza taste
That would be Elanna...

>>8471449
hi hello i am in a tropical storm atm

>>8471461
speaking of, i'm not going back out anywhere
its 10:30 in the middle of a trop. storm
i need to take mine off

Tfw hairless Cali girl and also a hoe
Good feel
>>8471449
Hi coffee ily
>>8471452
Yeah uwu

>>8471452
tfw not a girl

>>8471467
can i be in a tropical storm too

>>8471464
That looks fucking delicious.
Why would anyone not want to eat that?

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>>8471467
Yea take it off. Takenit ALL off!! HahahahahhaHAHAHAHAH

>>8471471
same senpai !

>>8471449
hello, who are you?
i hope that you are well!
>>8471452
dyke
>>8471462
i'd suck on your testicles, i'd be into that. is that what the cool kids like these days

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>>8471464
what the fuck
>>8471457
I mean
I dunno about the best pizza taste
I've never even had real italian pizza

how many kids do you want /mtfg/ and what do you want to name them??????????

>>8471472
idk nim you are in florida, are u getting any of the storm?

>>8471475
tfw u take it off tho
feels good

>>8471482
wtf are you talking about
best part about being a hot ts shemale sissy slave is that u CANT have kids

>>8471464
This will never not make me feel disgusted.

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>>8471470
Hair on a hoe would be kind of useless. Leather straps for a better grip, yeah, I suppose.

>>8471482
I'm adopting everyone here

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>>8471464
>It's a "Elanna spends a decent amount of time at the pub defending her crime against humanity pizza" episode

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>>8471455
I woke up in the best way possible, sure I had only 5 hours of sleep but fuck I couldn't wake up in a better way.

wbu

>>8471458
I like DBS if that counts? Idk to me, DB will always be diffrent then just regular old boring anime

>>8471462
Waddup Olive

>>8471467
Oh shit, stay safe!

>>8471470
Ilu2

>>8471477
I don't think we see each other much when I go to dreamland but I'm coffee, nice to meet you!
And I try to be at my best, I hope u 2

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>>8471471
This right here is some fucking bullshit
Ur pretty
>>8471500
You said you wanted to try my weeb pizza nerd

i have a pill containing estrogen under my tongue at this very moment

>>8471482
I want one kid when I'm 27
do you get to name adopted kids?
If I did I would call it either Wallace(boy) or Jeane(grill)