/gaygen/ - pornfu edition

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so does frottage count as losing your virginity?

>>8461973
Johnny Rapid :^)

what's your favorite part of the body
for me it's thighs
https://youtu.be/jbZAna8W8Kc

>>8461973

2 year anniversary of Curious Turtles

pls give v(You)s

https://youtu.be/ECBjZVstmkk

>>8461912
t.flaming queen

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>>8461991
Only if you broke your hymen in the process.

>>8462850
You might get contact AIDS

>>8461973
he needs a haircut but he's a'ight otherwise

>>8461991
maybe?

I can't find any gays around my age in my area. Either they are under 21 or over 34. If the old ones were not obviously desperate perverts and took good care of themselves it would be fine. I feel like the only man my age around here thar isn't fat.

>>8463443
I guess that means everyone else your age was smart enough to move away from your shitty area, since the young ones probably still live with their parents.

But hey, at least you can look forward to joining the desperate perverts in a few years.

>>8463462
Nope. I will just die. I won't become part of the problem.

>>8461991
officially no.
Only penetration count, except when it's oral.

Technically these things belong in the "foreplay" section, hence they do not count as losing your virginity.

Unles you're a (christian) girl, in which anal does not count either.

>>8463462
>I guess that means everyone else your age was smart enough to move away from your shitty area, since the young ones probably still live with their parents.
!! this explain so many things

kyler moss is the one true pornfu

>tfw you're trying to write a love letter to your best bro to explain to him how you feel and you're shit at it

I'm not good at being romantic at all

>>8463673
>I'm not good at being romantic at all
Cheers mate I've been lusting after your cock for quite a while now.
Yes homo, blablabla, and I would appreciate it if you were to take me on all fours and make me walk funny for the rest of the week.
I hope to see you soon.
t. anon

Shouldn't be that hard now is it?

Colby Jensen is kinda cute, especially after Keller went all #woke and everyone else died.

>>8463707
why would you get emotionally involved with any porn star like wth
especially if you're never going to meet them/date them

Do you guys ever like a boy too much?
Like when they respond to your texts your mind freezes in shock and panic?
I posted in the last thread.

>>8463707
Colby Jansen is bae
Colby Keller looks like a hobo skeleton now

>>8463719
Yeah.
Worse, I forget how to function physically and wind up doing something stupid like tripping.

>>8463725
That sounds cute if not terribly inconvenient. At least my coordination is superb, if not my romantic skills.

>>8463734
It sounds cute, it's pretty cute in movies, but irl it's nothing like that. Almost tripping down some stairs and performing some spastic re-balancing move so you don't fall is just weird as fuck.
Guess it's the homely life for me

>>8463694
I mean none of that's untrue but I was hoping for something a little smoother.

>tfw not gently getting filled with warm cummies with his big sweaty chest on top of you while he's grunting and growling silently and tonguing your mouth

>>8463719
if it ever happened to me I'm sure I'd sperg out

Should I feel jealous towards those who had crushes during puberty? The only reason I know I'm gay it's because of porn.

>>8463803
first of all why're you writing him a fucking love letter and second what do you WANT to say to him? if you try too hard it won't be natural.

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This wee froot. Can't remember his name.

Hnnnnn

>>8463958
>be 11/12
>start to crush on boy I'm friendly at school with
>freak out and push him away
>be years later and I'm still not really over him
count yourself lucky

>>8464016
he's purdy

>>8463975
I'm not real good with talking about feelings because I get all worked up and usually wind up running my mouth too much. So I though y'know that writing it down would be easier because I'd have time to think. Also I don't have to be there when he reads it.

I want to tell him that he doesn't need to freak out about the whole being gay thing because I'm into guys too. But more specifically I'm into him. Like I might even love him. I want to tell him that he's got a real good heart and he's loyal and cool and kind. Handsome too. Real handsome even though he doesn't seem to realize it. That it's fine if he wants to just keep being friends because he means a lot to me and I don't want to lose that but also I want to go on dates and maybe make out with him for like a week straight.

I just feel like I've got to tell him because I hate not being honest about this for so long.

I'm still a virgin but desu kinda over it and considering losing it to a guy on grindr. thoughts?

>>8464202
Yet another desperate gay on grindr trying to get rid of their 'virginity'.

>>8464049
You'll move past it senpai. Find someone else to give your affection to.

I had a coming of age crush. Literally laid the template for my general type of guy when I look at my preferences in retrospect.

He became my best friend at one point too. One night we were drunk and doubled up in my single. Some how we woke up in the night and moved closer and kissed then groped a lil. Ecstatic doesn't begin to describe how I felt from and after that. But cut a long story short he was straight and confused and this lead to a fracture in our friendship and then we became estranged. I thought I loved him at one point too. I was 18 then and knew him for about 7 years.

Anyway, a year after that after weighing on my mind still everyday I ended up dating my first boyfriend first real love and after that I didn't look back.

I'm 25 now and well turns out that the first bf ended even worse and I wasn't over that fully for 2-3 years.
Now it's history and the plot twist is that me and the first crush became friends again after all those years.

I'm in a bit of a spot. My boyfriend wants to open up our relationship. I don't. We both say we'll think on it. I want to marry this guy, but I don't know what to do.

>>8464241
Tell him you don't want to and either he'll agree and you'll stay together or you'll break up it's simple.

>>8464241
LOL that relationship is as good as dead
Unless of course you change your mind and want to open it up

>>8464241
It's done. Break up with him. Move on to someone capable of commitment.

>>8464287
Well there goes a year of my life I guess.

>>8464049
Really? I fell like I'm missing something rather important.

>>8464241
Honestly try it out. The worst that happens is it runs the relationship. And if you both had different opinions on the relationship, it probably wasn't going to work anyways.

>>8464316
Actually the worst that could happen is HIV/AIDs

>>8464330
^ thats what I'm worried about the most. I'm considering opening up if he uses protection.

>>8464348
He'll just lie and say he is but he won't. So go ahead and open it up if you want to be worried about STIs 24/7. He's probably already slutting around now behind your back.

>>8464355
He already did once but I forgave him.

>>8464358
You dumb bitch.

>>8464358
For fucks sakes Anon. You forgave him for cheating and now he has the nerve to ask for an open relationship? Dump him already! You deserve better!

>>8464358
LMAO ANON

>>8464330
Time to stop doing bareback.
>>8464358
Yeah, you definitely shouldn't be doing bare back.

You've just got to decided whether he's worth putting up with the open relationship.

>>8464410
>You've just got to decided whether he's worth putting up with the open relationship.
What a ridiculous way to frame the choice Anon faces...

No matter how 'worth putting up with' this man is, if he is not interested in a committed relationship (which obviously he isn't) Anon needs to fucking dump him and move on. The only other choice is a miserable, shameful parody of love.

>>8464426
I think you're right. I'm about 5 shots deep into some rum typing this, but I think I need to let him go.

>>8464463
Of course you should let him go he never cared about you he just wanted a new fuck toy. He'll be dumping some other desperate loser next month.

>>8464463
Please, for your own sake, dump him now.

I might start wearing perfume. Just a little bit every now and then. What do you guys think?

>>8464482
Faggot.

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>>8461973
my boyfriend and I just broke up

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>>8464489

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>>8464494
what would you do if i did this on your dick?

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>>8464490
Want to get a drink? I'm in the process on deciding to open my relationship up or not.

>>8464508
I just want to feel better.

>>8464505
Probably cum buckets.

>>8464509
Alcohol helps me. Then again. I have gad with no medication so it also helps me stop thinking.

>>8464525
oddly enough his friends mostly sided with me because he did a 180 on personality and pushed everyone away, so i got a lot of people trying to help me. maybe a drink will be good

>>8464016

>those eyes

They're beautiful - are they contact lenses?

>>8464536
lol his friends told me a week ok he cheated on me on their trip to new york. I catfished him once, but ugh, I want this to work so bad.

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>tfw no freckled bf

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>>8464568
tfw possibly no bf

>>8464576
Just get it over with you'll find another stupid.

>>8464568
>best looking part of the game
>its just a 2 minute DLC cut
WEW

>>8464566
>guys who cheat
i could never do that to someone, i never got it

>>8464590
Same here. I'm also a hopeless romantic and think that things will work out in the end.
>>8464584
Not when I'm 205lbs of pure flab. Gay guys are so picky. I just want a qt twink bf....

>>8464596
You lust after the pickiest group of gays
But w/e floats (not you)

>>8464596
I am too
I'm a retard. I like to picture me meeting the perfect guy and us settling down for the perfect life and living happily ever after like a fairy tale and for some reason those are my expectations with men

>>8464596
>just want
Work on your body you fat fuck

>>8462303
does korea legit have gaybait boy bands?

fucking hell america sent their nukes too far east

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>>8461973
Joey Mills for life

>>8464508
>Bacardi raspberri
>e-cig
>HDD outside of a case

Only the fedora is missing.

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>>8464568
>tfw freckled femboy bf
>tfw having freckled femboy bf during summer
>tfw freckles are extra freckly now

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>>8464523
would you cum inside me too?

>>8464608
They're the sexiest. Now if I could find a thicc guy...
>>8464612
Bruh legit me. The problem is most gay guys don't think like us
>>8464619
If you weere here about a year ago I went by the trip slutboi. I've lost a fuck ton of weight.

>>8464644
I need to clean my room yes, and what would you suppose I drink and "smoke?" Jack Daniels and Marlboro Reds?

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>>8464656
nothing turns me on more than the ass of a 35 year old man dressing in womens clothing

>>8464659
more are, younger guys mostly.
>tfw conservative gay and want a family life with a house husband
>tfw i'll be alone forever

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>>8464659
>The problem is most gay guys don't think like us
>living happily ever after like a fairytale

follow your dreamz!

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>>8464656
Only if you let me borrow that shirt later

>>8464667
im around 20 and it was just a t-shirt.

>>8464659
>trip slutboi.
Did you finally get facial reconstruction surgery?

>>8464690
No, but I've slimmed down. After mine and Círce's fallout I decided to go back to being an anon.

>>8464690
No longer a 300lb fatass.

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>>8464634
same! He's cute but helix porn is too boring to watch sadly

>>8464725
Those guys should be in reverse Joey must be a bottom only

>>8464725
>helix gets half of all good porn twinks
>it's a snoozefest
why is porn like this

I don't think many people know you can look up their Facebook by phone number, assuming they use facebook mobile and haven't altered their privacy settings. When guys give me their numbers from grindr, the first thing I do is see if I can find their facebook. If I find out a guy is more unattractive than I thought, but we're still only in the messaging stage (has been less than a day really), how do I deal with this. Is it acceptable to stop replying at this point?

has circe came back?

>>8464792
you have a skinny dick.

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Brandon rife or corey Hanes or whatever us a terrible actor but I want to fuck his face

>>8464749
same with men.com and sean cody

>>8464808
men.com is alright though because they're the only ones around doing parodies
sc has only really had like ~3 good models and they tend to leave once they reach height popularity

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>>8464650
>tfw best friend is freckly
>tfw watching him get more freckles
>tfw watching his blonde hair get brighter during the summer

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>>8464799
im happy with my dick, maybe you can go check out somebody else anon. youre gonna have shitty life if all you do is spread insecurity, hate and fear, that never results in a good relationship

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Will anyone be able to love me, even though I'm overweight?

>>8464845
>youre gonna have shitty life if all you do is spread insecurity, hate and fear
that's it, time to shut down the internet

>>8464749
>why is porn like this

because most of the models are straight (gay4pay) and it is really hard to get genuine chemistry out of people who just met.
also there are a lot of distractions on a porn set: cameramen, lights, director, catering, etc. and it can take a long time to reset the cameras and lights when changing shots so there is a lot of down time where the models are texting their girlfriends and making travel arrangements to their next gigs and trying to avoid getting hit on by the director and the old fag who owns the house they are shooting in that day.
also, the director's idea of what is sexy and what sells is sometimes not in line with the public's.
for example, the director is usually a gross fat old man so he wants to see young skinny twinks fucking each other but the twinks and the public would probably rather be fucked by a big hairy bara dude, but that rarely happens because alpha men intimidate the director and make his little penor go soft.
at least that was how it was on the sets where i worked.

t. did porn for a couple of years about 10 years ago.

>>8464845
Nigga, I'm in a conversation while shit faced about an open realtion shit. I'm insucure as fuck, and ahve tons of fear and ahte.

>>8464858
how do i unsubscribe to this blog

>>8464850
well youve been online a lot do you feel proud of yourself and happy or do you just feel like a failior who wants to kill himself?

>>8464849
yes, it's a pretty common fetish

grommr.com

>>8464860
you're only going to get worse by letting him control your life but w/e sis do ya thang

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>>8464849
a bit of chub is qt

>>8464858
That's about what I've heard too. I've never done it but I've got a couple friends who have.

>>8464426
>What a ridiculous way to frame the choice Anon faces
That's literally the choice Anon faces.

Every decision is a cost benefit analysis.

>>8464062
>I'm not real good with talking
kind of gleaned that, broseph anon

>>8464849
Most definitely not.

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Armond Rizzo is my pornfu.

He's like five nothing. I wanna fuck him so bad. And then fuck him repeatedly the next day as he tries to make pancakes.

>>8464954
Look man I'm trying.

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Apparently a daddy dating sim based on some video game is getting popular.

Hopefully the conversion to daddy worship among straight boys are will pick up up now

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>>8464849
You're fat, not genetically diseased. Go enact change in your life and strive towards what you want which includes not being fat. Arguably not being fat is the welcomed benefit but its more importantly about getting rid of the fat personality as well. When you can control yourself and prove to yourself you can achieve shit that you set out to accomplish - that builds you character and gives you confidence and this will make you more loveable. More than not being fat would all other things aside.
Do it big faggot

>>8464482
>>8464489
Wearing perfume is identical to using deodorant. It just costs more.

Do you go to pride gaygen ?

>>8465299
Not at all, they serve completely different functions. Perfume is an added scent. It is your aroma.
Deodorant is mainly to block sweat in the armpit region & prevent the usually potent odor from that area.

>>8465201
How much do you want to bet it's largely ironic humor due to it coming from game grumps?

>>8465367
Nah, always disliked festivals of all kinds though.

>>8465371
That's antiperspirant.

And I imagine even when people use antiperspirant deodorants they are mostly doing it just because it is perfumed.

>>8465399
Deodorant and antiperspirant largely are used interchangeably. Highly doubt that claim when most of them are extremely mild.

Can I get a bf yet?

>>8465412
>Deodorant and antiperspirant largely are used interchangeably.
By you. And since they describe distinct things, you're doing it wrong.

>>8465367
I might go this year, I've always avoided it due to me being antisocial.

>>8464849
YES. Fuck everyone else.
Look, I'm hoping you'll try your best to achieve a healthy weight and keep the willpower to maintain it. But chubby guys can be cute so long as they're not morbid. Even then someone decent is bound to love you–it may just take some real effort to find the right one.

t. 145 Lb 6' twink who almost certainly eats twice as much as you

>>8464993
>Ignoring the rugged beast on the right

Why do so many gay men get terrible belly tattoos, though?

>>8465453
they think it hides their appendectomy scars

>>8465453
You mean: why do so many people get terrible tattoos. Most tattoos look like complete shit to begin with.

>>8465399
Probably but this is why people are fucking plebs. The other guy is right. I use a scentless roll on anti perspirant cus it just werks. Then I'll wear aftershave if I feel like smelling like anything other than however you smell when you're washed and groomed.

How do you get a bf to drop his social media addiction

>>8465615
Have sex with him so much he doesn't have the time.

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>>8461973
My pornfu is also my /fit/ goal body. Get on my level plebs.

>>8465696
You won't get a body like that without roids.

>>8465652
On it thanks. What if he refuses? Is preventative rape ok?

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>>8465696
I win.

This is the peak male form

>>8464314
*feel
>>8464490
*snickers*
>>8465367
Pride is Degenerate
>>8465415
No

where are all the giants in porn

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bi here but I'm feeling extra gay today
anyone for a purely physical, emotionless fug?

>>8465873
stop laughing. im sad :(

>meet guy at party
>have to leave early
>he gives me his number
>never text him, forget it's in my phone after a while
>months later realize i've missed literally the most obvious signal ever known to man
Oh

>>8465910
why did you break up? were you being a clingy fuck?

>>8464869
We broke up. The first word in the sentence was "lawl."
>feels bad

>>8465915
he got all moody and just fucked off. his friends were confused too
I asked him if he was still interested in me, because he just was ignoring me and he said "fine it's over"

>>8465914
>had friend at uni
>would sit up close to him and rest on him and shit
>saw him just recently, with a bf
>just remembered there was one time I was resting on him where he literally said my hair smelled nice
Oh

>>8465914
>be me
>18
>play a little bass at open Mic night at a local bar
>8/10 qt offers a beer
>no I'm only 17 kek
>I still want to die because of that one moment

>>8465932
he sounds awful

>>8465919
spend your feelings on someone who sincerely cares about you anon, he wasn't it

>>8465944
he wasn't always, but yeah he just blew up on everyone.

>>8461973
Melissa bonekinha
Hmmm sexy little white Brazilian ladyboy.

>>8465944
I feel. My drunk ass figured that out. We're still friends, but we just want different things. idk what >>8465961 is sayying.

How have you overcome being hopeless and hating your self?

>>8466216
You don't

>>8466216
you ignore it and find something to distract yourself

>>8465579
Of course. It's just a much, much bigger waste of skin on a beautiful man

>>8466216
Have you tried masturbating four times a day?

>>8466281
what are you, 15?

>>8466284
I can't help what my wang wants. And he's needy.

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>>8466216
Accept that you are insignificant. You will die, you will be burned away to nothing or buried to rot under the mud. Everyone you ever knew will also die and all memory of you will disappear from the earth. You will not exist. You will have never existed. Accept this and be at peace with it.

>>8466216
Read books. Find stuff to do that you like or just plain want done.
Also, asking a website that caters almost exclusively to hopeless low self esteem neets is pretty counter productive.

>>8466216
You could just kill yourself and get it over with. I know you're waiting for things to get better but they never will. You're wasting time.

>>8466349
There is no need for self-destruction. There is no shortage of time and everything in the universe will be destroyed eventually. Have patience and be at peace with the temporary nature of our existence.

How the fuck am I supposed to get over my straight friend if I have to see him every day at uni? And then he comes talk to me and I can't ignore him even though it's gotten to the point where I want to tell him to fuck off and die the most horrible of deaths because of the amount of pain he is causing me (unknowingly, ofc, but still).

I feel like I'm actually losing my mind. I met him last year and what at first seemed like a silly crush turned into a crippling obsessive love as we got to know each other better. He's on my mind 24/7, and I mean this literally, because not only do I spend every single minute of my awful days thinking about him, I also dream about him all night, every single night. I compulsively check my phone every 5 minutes to see if he texted me and when we don't speak for a couple of days I can't function.

Amidst all this I have to worry about exams, projects and my sad and pointless future without him in my life. I used to proud myself on not succumbing to such ridiculous emotions, yet here I am, in a completely cliché situation that is consuming my entire existence. I honestly think suicide is my only option.

>>8466402
>How the fuck am I supposed to get over my straight friend
Meet new people. Get a new interest. I tl;dr'd the rest of your post.

>>8466402
In order to accept that you will never fuck your friend who doesn't want to fuck you and move on from this chapter of your life, you must fuck someone else - someone who wants to fuck you. Then you will see that your insignificant life may be worth living through to its natural end after all.

>>8466404
I should've added an introductory paragraph in which I described myself as a socially inept retard who is incapable of maintaining friendships. This guy is literally my only friend.

>>8466411
I did, multiple times. One of the guys was incredibly attractive and very interested in me. Nothing. I couldn't do it.

>>8466421
>I should've added an introductory paragraph in which I described myself as a socially inept retard who is incapable of maintaining friendships. This guy is literally my only friend.
Meet new people. Get a new interest.

>>8466421
>my only friend
Now I understand ( I was >>8466411 )

You are not only in love with him, your life literally depends on him, because just like any other human being you need friendship. You may have been joking about suicide or you may not have been, but either way I say this one man is all that you have to keep going. You must change this. You need to make more friends. You cannot force this, so be patient.

It is just like the other Anon tells you. Meet new people. Get a new interest. Do things with people. This is how you build friendships. Your friend might be helpful in this.

>>8466436
Ugh.

>>8466454
Yes, that is exactly it. Don't think for a second that I don't wish I had other friends, because I really do.
But I feel like everyone who has entered my life in the past couple of years, apart from him, is so damn uninteresting. Most likely it's a problem with me and I have no problems acknowledging that, but I just couldn't be bothered to try to create an actual bond with them. Also, because I had (and still do) this guy in my life and he consumed every moment of my days and filled all the gaps a friend usually does, I'd never felt the need to work on making other friendships. It's obviously changed now, but yeah, like you said, I can't force this.

Life is so shitty.

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>>8466489
You do not need super interesting friends with mysterious pasts and cool hair. Just nice, respectful people are what you need. Remember you will die and rot in the ground, so clean all the shit from your life while you can.

do you watch tv news ?

does anyone still do that ? I tried as a hipster thing but I can't see the appeal

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>>8466655
I mostly just watch the livestreamed RT news for laughs.

>>8466216
Eating right and lifting. Wanting to feel pretty might seem shallow. But it helped me a lot having others say that I was desirable made me feel like it might be true.

>>8466489
Don't 'ugh' me. You asked for advice and now that you've got some good advice you're disregarding it because all you really want to do is complain and hope things magically resolve themselves.

You don't get to 'ugh' people when you're the one acting irrationally.

>>8466655
Why consume any news when I'm not going to do anything about anything I see? If I'm not politically active all that the news is going to do for me is make me angry and/or sad.

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Maybe if I drink enough, I wont miss him anymore

>>8464358
Cuck

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>>8466402
You need to take a leap of faith and foist yourself upon different social situations.
You must turn your attention outwards and towards other people even if it's very difficult because *obviously* it is going to be difficult since you're trying to get over something that consumes you.
Spend time with other friends, make new friends, go on dates with people.

This is your answer. You might not like it but that's why it requires faith and why it is difficult.

Your alternative is to continue existing in this unbearable present. Is repeatedly trying and failing until eventually you overcome this really worse than resigning yourself to mental torture? If both outcomes are suffering then at least choose your suffering. Choose one which places you in the control of.

>>8466216
What does a future look like where you aren't hopeless and self loathing? What is it about that future which makes it different from right now?
Envision that and flesh it out as much as you can. Now figure out what is the smallest step that you can take right now bring yourself closer to that and then take that step.
In other words you must orientate yourself towards something that is defined by its greater promise relative to the current moment and set out to try and realise that. Giving yourself purpose and shouldering some responsibility is natural medicant for existential suffering.

A more concrete suggestion that is broadly applicable to anyone in this regard is: get a routine that maintains yourself and your environment: clean and groom yourself routinely; keep your living space managed and hospitable; go to bed and wake up at the same time everyday. Start with this maybe then move onto your specifics.

As with the other guy you need to place some faith in jumping into this. You might scoff at these suggestions, hopefully not, but to get to that better place it requires that you sacrifice who you are right now. The you that identifies with that self loathing.

>>8466216
i never felt that way in the first place

>>8466216
Take your self-hate, project it on other people.
hate them instead.

>>8466402
Turn your love into hate.

>>8465777
lmao shut the fuck up dyel

>>8467567
whatever you do, don't listen to this guy

>>8467567
If I was anywhere else I'd just think you're being an ironic edgelord. While that still might be the case I'd fully believe some pure loser here actually thinks like this.

>>8467567
This

>>8467567
This. Most self hate is because of other people guilt tripping you into thinking you should. That you are somehow at fault for things you had no hand in.

Hot drinks cool down quicker if you leave the spoon in them.

For this valuable information I require sexual favours. Quid pro quo.

>>8468224
Why would I want hot drinks to cool down quicker like wth

>>8468201
End your existence for the betterment of mankind.

>>8468293
>Why would I want hot drinks to cool down quicker like wth
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought people didn't enjoy drinking boiling water. As though people's mouths and throats would burn or something. My bad.

You owe me a dicksucking, pal.

>>8468313
You definitely do need to get laid but I won't be the one to deal. Hope you find someone soon!

>>8468320
Well, at least we agree on that one.

>>8467567
me giving advice irl

>>8468293
But my existence is for the betterment of mankind

the older i get
the more i want to fuck teen (15-19) males
what's wrong with me?
i don't know if it's a subconscious desire to steal from their fountain of youth
or if i'm just dissatisfied being an adult
maybe I just desire their attention because it makes me feel younger...
can anyone else relate?

>>8468449
LOL at least you've found your comedian calling

>>8468628
How old are you?

Gay porn is way to lame for me to care. The tops aren't dominate in the least. And they sure as hell don't know how to fuck.

No facials, no cum swallowing, no ass smacking, no dirty talk, eyes closed, cum shot is always edited in, limp boners and tons and tons of edits.

I'm not into hetro porn like that. However, it's world's better. The guys in hetro porn don't suffer from the many many problems/lameness that goes down in gay porn. It could be that 90% of the guys hired are g4p. Which is a complete turn off for me.

I haven't watched porn in about 2 months now. Eaither way I'm sure it's still super lame and corny. If I ever do start watching porn again I'll just stick to the ftm stuff. Under developed market but it's still superior to the cis gay shit.

>>8468628
if you can't at least stick to 18-19 year old males you should kys tbqh Anon

>>8468837
>It could be that 90% of the guys hired are g4p
And the rest are bi. And majority of porn studios prioritize verse over tops/bots, which is easier for management (you can pair anyone up with anyone) but sucks for viewers because how a verse fucks vs a top is pretty different on average.
I wind up turning to straight porn because the guys actually fuck like they want to be there.

>>8468628
Power.

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>>8468837
>No facials, no ass smacking

What?
This is literally like every gay porn ever...

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Like so...I was a straight guy, and got depressed and took hormones for a bit, but now I just want to live as a guy and have a bf

Uhm how much of a deal breaker are these

>>8469022
As a biscum, I personally love titties and if your junk works then I have no problem with b-cups.

>>8469075
Ye it only took a little time off to be back to normalish, and I have a guy haircut and stuff

>>8469113
You seem cute and andro. Do whatever you want. Hope you find love.

>>8469022
Everyone loves tits.
As long as your face and personality aren't complete shit you're still in the dating game ;)

>>8463958
I only had crushes on girls or so I thought until I realized that I liked looking at a certain boy in swim class too much to not be attraction

Did I miss something? Why are people acting like the Babadook is the new Judy Garland?

>>8469553
Netflix accidentally sorted the movie into the LGBT section, and people have forced-memed it so now people think its oh so funny it's a 'gay icon'.

>>8469022
Gross. I'd save up for gyno removal.

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>>8469204
Thanks hopefully I can find a boyfriend now that I'm more comfortable with myself

"I want you to know i repressed being a tranny for you, because I knew it would upset you and take away the boy you fell in love with, and the dysphoria is painful but you love is enough to overcome it"

>>8469841
;-; can I steal this it's beautiful

>>8469841
Just go get the pussy surgery and breast implants

That's what I'm waiting for

>mtfgen literally crossposting
*shrugs*

>>8469841
Yeah don't.
The effects of repressing too long (ending up as an irredeemable bitter manhon) are something you will feel for the rest of your life, while his love for you may be gone in a month.

>>8469774
cute. Shame about the tits though.

>>8469880
I agree you should do it for you, but it's still cute to say that you're thinking of him too when you make the decision

>>8469774
I would want you. Plenty of guys probably will.

Should I get on Grindr? I want a femme bf who will please my dick but I don't want aids.

>>8469894
You don't get to be a 35 year old femboy without the estrogen levels of a teenage girl

I just think they're like bonus, super responsive and sensitive almost to the point I couldn't stand it

I just like, Idk I hope it's over lookable to others

>>8469903
Are you okay with at least hpv?

>>8469909
>35 year old
For 35, that's impressive.

You should look into Nolvadex. It's what bodybuilders use to stop getting bitch tits on roids, it blocks estrogen receptors in the breasts. Although it might be too late.

If I were going to try the femboy route, I'd probably do estrogen too, but still have the gyno removed.

>>8469903
Just wrap it up.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

Alright. This is kinda nsfw. Today I finally decided to go full bottom mode. I fingered my ass for the first time in a long while, and came in my own mouth for the first time ever. I didn't really like the cumming on my face/mouth, mostly because it was messy, and cum didn't taste like anything. I never have really liked fingering my ass, I get at most two knuckles deep with my pinky and then it kinda hurts and I don't feel aroused. I kinda forced myself to finish, too. Idk. I feel like just jacking off normally is more fun. I don't feel ashamed about what I did today tho, although before when I would try and eat my cum I would become disinterested right before cumming. Am I just a pretty strict top? Is it ok to not like anal as a gay guy?

>>8470177
>Am I just a pretty strict top?
Maybe.
> Is it ok to not like anal as a gay guy?
Yes, it's not required, but it's popular.

Am I low test if I only masturbate once a week?

>>8470467
nah
you may still be low test but that's not the way to test it

>>8470467
If you only get the urge once a week, maybe.

>>8470475
Well I mean I could masturbate every day but I don't want to I guess. Like I can get horny every day but I won't get "I CAN'T FUNCTION WITH THIS GIANT BONER" level of horny until about a week has passed and that's when I jerk off.

I want to stop being sad

>>8470563
Then kill yourself. You'll never be sad again. No more depression. No more anxiety. No more anger. All your problems will go away.

>>8470572
but i wont be happy
i want to be happy

>>8470587
You're never going to be happy. You have to accept that.

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>>8470526
You're out fine. But it never hurts to check.

If I go more than a day without, boners seriously impede my ability to function at work.

>>8470467
>>8470475
Lucky ducks.

>>8470572
>>8470600
You're a mongoloid.

>>8470600
i refuse

>>8470612
I'm a mongoloid for being honest?

>>8470623
Then you will suffer for the rest of your life.

>>8470632
You're a mongoloid.

>>8470632
you disgust me

>>8470605
Who is this semen demon?

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>be 23 years old
>have beard
>have face wrinkles
>people keep thinking im 30+
>people keep asking me about my wife
I fear death yet welcome it.

>>8470825
I can't relate can you work on your relatable content some more?

>>8470832
>be gay
>want to die
Is that better?

>>8470835
I still can't relate, fix it some more?

>>8470840
>i wish I was dead

>>8470844
Hmm nope doesn't quite do it, try the other option?

>>8470846
>gay

>>8470848
Yes! This is the relatable content I come here for!! Completely agree anon, hits close to home!

how do i tell a boy i think he's cute?
what's an acceptable first date?
do bottoms like to cuddle?
>never touched another guy, clearly

>>8470928
Just tell him (if he's gay, and you know he's potentially into you), or just in general compliment him on anything but clothes.
Nearly any social activity except the movies, don't do that. Save that for when you want him to blow you during the movie. Getting coffee together is probably most common.
Yes, only during summer solstice.

>>8470928
Follow him home , break into his house while he's asleep and jack off on his face.

Or talk to him. Both work.

>>8470928
>do bottoms like to cuddle?
I know I do

>>8471135
No one gives a fuck you gay cliche

I wish gays around here signaled that they are gay some way outside of clubs,sites and apps. I am too ugly and masc to ever be approached.

>>8471136
<3

>>8471140
They do, learn to pick up on body language/appearance signals. And no I'm not just talking about obvious shit like a twink with rainbow dyed hair.

>>8471135
>I know I do
lemme cuddle you then, faggot. i'll play with ur lil dick with one hand, and prep your butthole with the other

>>8471166
I don't fuck on the first date, not until I know and care about them emotionally first

>>8471171
darn, guess i gotta wait

>>8471151
I have only met one gay in this town that triggers my gaydar. He gestures a lot when speaking,his voice and body language are a bit feminine. I don't think I have seen any others and I don't really get much time to ogle guys to see how they move.

>>8471193
Take a trip to your local major city. Spend time in coffee shops, general shopping, etc. You'll know. I mean unless you're suffering from some form of actual autism (which is fine desu) in that case disregard my advice it's useless.

>>8471201
Hopefully I am just blinded by frustration.

>>8471135
>tfw no bottom bf to cuddle

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>>8471193
the biggest clue that someone is gay is not feminine clothes/mannerisms.
the biggest clue is that he holds eye contact with you and looks at your body, especially your dick.
if a guy does that to you then introduce yourself to him.
he wants to suck your dick.

note: this works the other way too.
if you want guys to know you're interested in them, then you have to stare into their eyes and not look away.
and look at their dick and ass when they are watching you.
this is called cruising.

>>8471940
Either I'm just too ugly or there have been no gays. That was something I was told by older guys years ago.

>>8472053
Well if you live in a small, rural town then chances are there just aren't any gays.
We are only 1 to 3 percent of the population and that includes all ages.
In conservative areas a lot of gay men just marry women because it is expected.
The few that are too flaming to stay closeted move away to the big city the first opportunity they get.
Regarding being ugly: have you noticed that ugly people are married? They have partners.
Being ugly is no guarantee that you will stay single.
The sex drive is too strong for that.
And what people are attracted to is much more complex than just superficial "looks" no matter what Instagram tries to tell you.
Some people are attracted to people who remind them of their mothers or sisters or Dads or brothers or teachers or whatever so don't count yourself out.
The important thing is to put yourself out there.
Go to social events.
Talk to people at the market.
Maybe let your close friends know that you are looking.
Blilnd dates are awful but often they will open you up to a larger social group that you didn't know existed, even if the date goes nowhere.

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>>8470813
No idea.

>>8472122
I do all of that except blind dating because none of my friends and associates know any single gays.
I think my only options at this point is just hit up clubs and hookup apps.

>>8468313

Use the cold tap you retard

Celt you little shit I know you're in here

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/an-open-letter-to-gay-white-men-no-youre-not-allowed_us_5947f0ffe4b0f7875b83e459?utm_campaign=hp_fb_pages&utm_source=qv_fb&utm_medium=facebook&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000050

What a riveting read.

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>>8461973
Fabiana spears.
What is it with Brazil and beautiful dickgirls?
Mostly from the south of Brazil, the whitest part of the country.

>>8469774
l-london?

How can I kill myself? I don't own a gun.

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>>8469022
>I was a straight guy, and got depressed and took hormones for a bit
>now has boobs
why did you do that?

>>8472903
please don't

how many guys have you fucked and how old you are?
24 / 25 here

this is my second day of skipping school and work because I have a huge pimple on my right cheek

wish me luck =)

>>8472921
come on, it's Jaye/Faye pics

>>8472921
I really hate people like you. You always say shit like "Oh no don't kill yourself :'(" just to get your good deed of the day out of the way.

>>8472943
0 / 25

>>8472951
who?

>>8472948
luck!
>>8472957
then do it bitch, clearly no one's going to miss that personality
>>8472960
a shitposter

>tfw best friend's going through a rough break up
>tfw sitting and hugging him in silence for long periods of time to help make him feel better
who /physical platonic friendship/ here

>>8472993
at what point does hugging become cuddling?

>>8472960
you never go outside this thread?
Jay is well known trip on mtfg, was on hrt for a years, lives in boy mode

Can bi guys post here if we don't go on about fucking women?

>>8473008
Slut.

>>8473016
Maybe. Nothing to do with being bi, though.

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>>8473002
>visiting trans threads
taking hrt and remaining a 'boy' just seems counter-intuitive

>>8473018
LOL

>>8473019
man, its like you've been under a rock for years, ever heard of femgen?

>>8473002
Trannies are so annoying. I don't normally advocate genocide but if someone wanted to kill all trannies and femboys or whatever they are I'd be all for it.

>>8473033
They're such a small % of the population anyways, no one would even notice. The ones that actually pass go free so it's a win-win situation for everyone involved.

>>8473030
I know of fem and mascgen but I don't feel particularly feminine or masculine so I don't visit them

and no real gay guy would want a bf with breasts, they're nasty

>>8473033
trannies and femboys are two very different things

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>>8472996
pls respond
what separates a hug from a cuddle? If a hug is for a long period of time, does it become a cuddle? Is it more about the emotions behind it?

>>8473153
No they aren't.

>>8473049
I wouldn't want tits

But I'd be willing to date a ftm with a masculine vagina if he looks like a fuzzy man rather than the all too common teenage fuccboi

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>>8473378
>fuzzy

>>8473415
is that just a fancy word for guys with long hair?

>>8473579
no, it refers specifically to body hair.
the point i was trying to make is that if he wants a fuzzy ftm then he should look for one from the regions where androgenic (body) hair is more common, like the Mediterranean..

>>8473579
No, this map shows places where people are hairless (like green China) or have very hairy body (mediterranean).

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>>8473378
but vaginas are gross too...

>>8473800
Yeah but it's not a deal breaker if I vibe with them on every other level

Plus I imagine a transguy probably wouldn't be comfortable with it so I doubt it would have too much roast beef mileage

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>>8461973

Fukken Brendan Killen (RIP)

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Whatcha listening to, gaygen?

NP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SjXkyxGSk

>>8474364
How did he die? Did someone Killen?

>>8461973
His hair is disgusting.

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>>8461973
I don't really care about porn stars but Tate Ryder is the only one attractive enough for me to remember.

>>8474498
He became Blair White

>>8474374
who is this semen demon

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>>8474831

A piece of masterful 2n5 art. It's a character he draws a lot.

>>8464330
https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/6hfzct/i_might_have_hiv/

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Would you buy this ?

new gay gen bread
Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.

>>8475020
>>8475020
>>8475020
>>8475020