/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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>>8454451
HURRY UP MTFG THERE'S STILL TIME

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reminder to watch Rakka and buy it on steam if you want blomkamp and his ad-hoc studio to have full creative control in the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs

>>8454450
you sing and practice pulling your voice up at all times, the more and harder you pull your voicebox physically upwards the more you reach a feminine voice

>>8454451
Any trannies in Texas want to get their sissy clits sucked? Willing to travel.

You have to have been on hormones for 2+ years, have a nice ass, nice face, at least Have b cup titties, and your sissy clit can't get hard anymore.

hugg elann

>>8454457
RIP no money

>>8454457
I for one am glad I have a penis

>>8454464

I don't think you understand. People listen and obey without hesitation when I speak... Infants cease crying and demented folk return to lucidity.

>tfw not cuddling and watching anime with her rn

>>8454479
Can you hit the brown note with your voice?

>>8454488
hugg elann

>>8454488
Weeb and not based
>Post # 88
White and based

>>8454489

I have made people flatulate in fear... So maybe

>>8454493
>>8454470
Stop it, you'll catch cooties.

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>emma will never tie me to a bed and put her cock down my throat and slowly choke me while she's pinching my nose shut

>>8454488
>tfw your hair is greasy from throwing up last night and you feel icky on cam but still wanted to see her

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>tfw I finally am figuring out many things about life and what I need to do, but I feel like I may not have enough time now

>tfw life would be perfect if I could take my brain and transplant it into my body 10 years younger

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>>8454479
and i'm saying you can physically pull up your voicebox with enough effort

the lower it sits, the more effort you need to expend to pull it up, but the end result is having a higher voice no matter what your starting point, no matter how far it dropped in puberty it's just a matter of manufacturing a muscular preference for pulling it up X distance

even if you end up with a sub-average girl voice, some cisgirls are just like that, so you can eventually be within the sphere of female voices no matter what

just try to sing and lift your voice as often and for as long as you can, it's ultimately just a form of muscular exercise

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I'm thinking about getting this tatoo, on one side

>>8454507
just shower for 5 minutes

>>8454516
>getting a meme tattoo for no reason whatsoever

>>8454516
looks tacky desu

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>>8454516
And this on the other

>>8454451
Am I able to exercise and lift weights as a transwoman? I have no insight on this topic. I genuinely enjoy lifting heavy objects for fun but I don't know if I'm capable of still doing it or if my body will respond to it.

>>8454520
no the problem is that my hair looks ridiculous when it gets wet unless i straighten it

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>>8454488

>>8454527
it will dry

>>8454521
Robin and a jay, my girl and boy names, the two parts of me, in the abstract style I like

I dunno it sounds amazing

>>8454535
its not hard to amaze you i guess

>>8454516
There's something really nice about pale, feminine hands. Not in like a weird fetishy way, just in general.

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>go to anime con
>eat some pizza
>get horribly sick
>puke on the bus on the way home
anime was a mistake

I want to be lil :(

>>8454557
Did you at least get to make out with cute girls all dressed up in cosplay?

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>>8454477
stop being cheap
go visit thailand, eat some good food, get a vagina, come back home happy

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>>8454558
sheen please stop eating any and all carbs

eat veggies (not potatoes, i mean low-starch and low-sugar things like fresh peppers and onions and mushrooms and etc) and meat and cheese and spices, no bread or potatoes or noodles or fast food or anything like that

if you cut out carbs you will quickly become healthier and thinner, just use spices to make things be tasty

i'm not memeing at you, just do it for months, you'll feel better

>>8454581
>giving sheen any advice
she never listens so dont waste your time

>>8454575
Thailand can't give anyone a vagina.

So quick question: if both the president and vice president are removed from office, whos the next chain in command to become president?

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why is she so cute?

>>8454558

Put down the fucking fork then, Jesus!

>>8454588
speaker of the house, which in current times would be paul ryan

why, what are you planning?

>>8454588
Hillary Clinton, its her turn!

>>8454588
Heads of US executive agencies, starting with the oldest agency.

Which leads to ironic things like the dept for agriculture outranking every department from the last 100 years.

>>8454588

Defense. I.e. mad dog

Been with my bf a few days, best time of my life, just came from beach and we went boogie boarding and lost tummy ring so i had to get another one and the hole closed in all of 2 hours so it had to be re opened with a needle

>>8454589
gay

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Are chastity cages agp?

>>8454588
>>8454599
Correction, House speaker, Senate president, then heads of agencies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession

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>>8454464
did literally anyone in this thread or the last one watch this? it's actually fucking cool despite 2-3 minor filmmaking flaws, and is part of a larger narrative universe for parts 2 and 3

>>8454585
she deserves to know

>>8454609
>old piercing hole closes in 2 hours
fake and gay

>>8454614

You don't engage Kayla... He's crazy.

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>>8454505
hey, stop using my avatar >:|

>tfw 21
>tfw 6'1"
>tfw 17.5" shoulders
>tfw deep voice

However

>tfw naturally feminine hips

Should I transition, anons? I can afford FFS & all that good stuff

>>8454581
I have frozen brocolli in the freezer as well as 2kg of chicken thighs and some sausages, in the fridge I have eggs.
I am starting keto again (again) on monday, I hope I can stick to it

>>8454585
of course I listen, I just find it hard to follow

>>8454592
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Binge Eating Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put Down The Fork Like Nigga Close Your Mouth Haha

>>8454614
thanks Bexe

>>8454589
im not tho hair too greasy

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>>8454624
is that a bulge?

>>8454581
or just eat less of whatever she likes eating

>>8454628
>I can afford FFS & all that good stuff
easymode. no sympathy

>>8454631
(again)(again)(again)(again)(again)(again)(again)(again)

>>8454628

Transitioning has nothing to do with how well you might or might not pass...

HRT is your psych meds above all else.

>>8454631

The trick to keto is to cook extra so you have food for when you're hungry, and to eat when you're hungry. Soon enough the hunger will subside and you'll eat way less.

Use the energy.

>>8454631
Stick to it, I went from 73-70 in a couple weeks of it.

>>8454656

Ex muthafucking Dee

Skinny bitches be all like "keto works I lost 2 kilos"

Nigga you can get those results on ANY diet

>>8454614
>>old piercing hole closes in 2 hours
>fake and gay
How long does it take? Maybe belly button closes faster than ear.

>>8454663

Kayla is a mutant with healing factor like wolverine

>>8454659
I was stuck at 73 for literally years, nothing else worked, thank you very much.

>>8454659
I always laugh at skinny girl weight loss

>>8454672

Read: lazy

>>8454680
Read: Running a lot and trying and nothing worked till keto.

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>>8454631
it takes 6-10 weeks to break the sugar addiction, just keep trying ok? it's hard but you can do it, just keep trying again each time you fail, you can do it

don't listen to the American Heart Association or whatever similar body exists in Australia, they're all bought off by the collective sugar industry to falsely pin heart disease on fat rather than sugar

>>8454633
no, carbs are a cancer on humanity, even complex carbs, as they're held up as some slow-burning low-glycemic-index food, but recent research shows that they have little to no difference to simple carbs in terms of impact on glycemic index i.e. amount of sugar in the blood after eating

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years in an environment where our only access to carbs was rare fruits and rare potatoes, agriculture saw us farming easy potatoes and wheat in an organised way and ushered in an era of high- and immediate-energy diets with the consequence of long-term health effects

now that we aren't fighting to live, high-carb diets serve little to no purpose and only harm us

>>8454663
days or weeks or longer, assuming the piercing has existed long enough to heal itself over and around the hole

>>8454659
keto made tetra and i lose 30+ pounds over 6 months while doing literally nothing but walking to/from the grocery store and sitting at the computer for 14h a day

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>>8454628
idk, i'm 24, & i'm 5'5".
i've been told that i have feminine shoulders & androgynous hips.
pic related is me @ my best so far

>>8454633
yes it is.
it's either a gt, or a REALLY puffy vagina

>>8454689

Yeah keto is amazing, except for the LDLs but who needs healthy blood pressure anyways eh xD

You know what the best diet is?
Eating healthy and exercise.

Shocking I know.

>>8454692
p u f f y

>>8454689
im speaking from the point of view of someone who has the opposite eating disorder as sheen and it was very hard for me to gain weight

the best way i found was to eat what i like but change the quantity as it's easier to maintain than a whole lifestyle change

>>8454689
>they're all bought off by the collective sugar industry to falsely pin heart disease on fat rather than sugar
actually our heart foundation has been labelling sugar/starch as the culprit for obesity lately, its been marvellous

https://www.heartfoundation.org.au/healthy-eating/food-and-nutrition/carbohydrates-and-sugars

>there are people here who struggle to gain weight
literally how, i would fucking eat myself to death if i didn't hold myself back

>>8454717

Just another reason to avoid sweet potato and bananas...

>>8454710
so you think it's a vagina?
i tricked you.
do you see any cunt cleavage in that pixel art?

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>>8454696
but my LDLs and blood pressure are well within healthy ranges as well as everything else tracked by my doctor

t. bloodtest every 3 months

>>8454702
and eating healthy means eating meat and cheese and vegetables and not carbs

>>8454710
>opposite eating disorder
bulimia?

>>8454717
based as fuck

keep going sheen, you can do it

>>8454719
I literally can't, binge and I gain nothing, never gone over 73 in years

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>>8454719
appetite
im trying harder to gain though
i ate two donuts for breakfast

https://webmshare.com/ZrJKG

>>8454589
she really isn't. wake up lanna, Cistits is ugly.

>>8454719
>crippling dysphoria makes it so you can't leave the house to buy food
>hormones and doctors visits eat all the food money
>skipping meals as self harm
that's how it worked for me

>>8454722
starving myself when i felt bad

>>8454721
its asymmetrical enough to not be a pucc, but puffy things are cute so i decided to memepost

>>8454731
im unironically attracted to you

>>8454729
>two donuts
you should have had four donuts or at least washed it down with a milkshake

>>8454734
ikr

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>>8454632
Yes you are and I wanna stroke your hair

>>8454743
what about the face and stuff though

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>>8454726
maybe it's an insulin disorder

>>8454738
and anorexia

i'm telling you, just cut carbs out as much as you can, most carbs are about half-fructose and fructose metabolises in the liver into fat

just cut it out and you can eat plenty of tasty things, especially if you use spices, you'll be fine and have a great diet and you'll lose weight

>>8454744
i still have another one
i cant get over this voice in my head still trying to moderate what i eat
i was anorexic for a while and basically starved myself and i cant get over the conditioning

>>8454734
Why does Cistits get a lot of hate around here? She's pretty nice, except her bad taste in video games and anime dubs

>>8454752
eat it wash it down with chocolate milk

>>8454755
Because shes dating the popular cis tier girl and a lot of people are jealous. Hate for her skyrocketed right after lannu started flirting with her

>>8454755
because she acts like most edgy teenagers on reddit when it comes to political stuff and 'trolling'
although she's been a bit preoccupied lately with her little elanna fling

>>8454750
I don't want to lose weight and carbs are tasty. Why would I swap them for a more expensive alternative?

>>8454750
bexe, why are you so obsessed with keto? why do hate carbs more than anyone else i know?

>>8454763
noodles are the best

>>8454750
Hmm idk, but I do need to get it sorted though, cause I kinda need to be able to gain weight once on HRT desu

>>8454761
i am an edgy teenager on reddit

>>8454760
is that really it?

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>>8454734
You have SHIT taste

>>8454748
FORBIDDEN LOVE.

ES IST VERBOTEN!!!!

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>>8454763
high sugar content in your blood leads to heart disease and metabolic syndrome

high fructose intake leads to fatty liver and, in extremes, leads to cirrhosis and irreversible liver damage

>>8454770
have you talked to a doctor, had a blood test, etc?

>>8454766
because i've read enough to know how bad it is, and it's my duty as a person who knows random things to help other people not hurt themselves through innocent ignorance of the state of the food industry and the captured regulatory bodies that "inform" consumers about the supposed health of things

i can't stand by people hurting themselves, and as anxious as i am in general my empathy and concern for others penetrates my anxious autism and allows me to helpful-post about things that prevent people from suffering

ALL HAPPY COUPLES ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO LEAVE THIS THREAD.
----------
IF WE CAN'T BE HAPPY, NOBODY CAN

>>8454696
avocados, olive oil, oily fish

>>8454780
Na, never really been a problem for me, as I loved being skinny, but I will at my next GP visit, as I really need to be able to thiccen out.

Finally at 24, I admitted to myself that I was trans. It feels good to not repress that thought anymore, but I don't know what my next step should be. AT least I can relax and not force myself to try to be a 100% macho man anymore like I was trying, and failing... hard at in the later denial stages.

So far I've done these things:

- gotten some women's underwear and I wear them all the time now instead of men's underwear.

- shaved the parts of my legs that would always be covered by pants or shorts (ass, genitals, upper thighs)

- grown my hair out to almost shoulder length (I started growing it out before I admitted to myself I was trans because "Long hair has always been a traditional sign of manhood, just look at barbarians, samson, ancient kings", neverminding the fact that those guys would never have worn in it such a femm style, lol)

- Switched from taking men's multivitamins to taking women's multivitamins (probably makes no difference)

- Been practicing feminine voice training every night

- Working on losing weight, 25 down, 30 to go.

- Gotten a couple misc girly items, some pink gel pens, hair ties, purple handmirror, etc.

So what's the next thing I could do? In my current living situation, I don't really have a lot of privacy and freedom. Just my room, but roommates are pretty homophobic, transphobic, hardcore conservative Christian types. So anything that I can't hide easily, or would change my boymode appearance to be too femme is something I can't really do right now. So shaving my legs, or anything very visible or would take a long time to undo is unfortunately not workable.

I know there's the mones, but I would want to try some other less... permanent things before I go through that rollercoaster of getting prescribed, seeing therapists, etc.

Would appreciate any little things I could do or buy, or anything that could be quickly undone or washed off to help relieve the dysphoria.

>>8454780
I've been tested to be healthy every time I've been to the doc's so idk why you think I'm unhealthy. It seems a whole lot like fearmongerin to me. A healthy diet with carbs is a healthy diet with carbs, excess of anything is unhealthy.

>>8454792
We arent a happy couple, shes a weaboo and she puts disgusting thing on her pizza. Plus shes dirty console peasant and il never forgive her.

>>8454799
>excess of anything is unhealthy.
uhh, not love

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>>8454792
>looks up at line

You're not my dad

>>8454803
It's only healthy if it's mutual desu

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>>8454808
you could be so much happier

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>>8454799
>A healthy diet with carbs is a healthy diet with carbs
how much carbs, in grams per day? as long as you're eating a lot of fiber, i.e. lots of fresh veggies in your meals, you're fine

the only problem is high momentary sugar content in blood, if you eat a lot of sugar with a lot of fiber the fiber physically obstructs the digestion/breakdown of complex sugars into simple ones and thereby reduces glycemic index

these health problems don't become apparent until your 30s or 40s but the best cure is prevention, yknow?

>>8454795
try asking for a liver profile, they'll know what to look for

>>8454801
I said out

>>8454808
I said happy

>>8454451
>be awkward 2-months hrt boymode, haven't done anything but take pills
>try growing hair out but it looks like a weird mullet
>go to cheap haircut place, say I just want a little off so it doesn't look bad
>they cut my hair really short into a boy style but too pathetic to say anything about it
>appointment with endo in 5 days

>>8454809
maybe, maybe not

that won't stop me in any case

>>8454817
Hmm ok, will do, thank you :P

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Shit I fucked up

>Tripfagging in Fire Emblem General for fun and profit
>Some anon decides to appeal to my hidden degeneracy
>They think I'm a girl and want to write more for me.
>Seems like a pretty nice guy
>Can't bear to encourage him
>Can't bear to tell him the truth

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>>8454796
start.
taking.
hormones.
i started hrt a couple weeks ago last year.
when i was 23.
the clock is ticking on you, & if you wait too long, you would be better off not taking hrt.
lest you end up looking like picrelated

>>8454814
You dysphoria you lose

I lost

It is weird, but for some reason I feel comfortable in the /mtfg/. Like if I shared some kind of bond with the group

>>8454814
damn, sarina's getting pretty fucking gorgeous.
too bad my sex drive is becoming almost nonexistent, & my interest in romance waning

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>>8454801
YOU DONT RECOGNIZE MY TRUE GENIUS
I AM A PIZZA GODDESS

>>8454856
>tfw month here and no bond :(

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>>8454817
I don't eat regularly so I can't really measure, that's probably more unhealthy than the stuff i do put into my mouth

>>8454856
It's a comfy general (for you)

>>8454734
i dont hate her I just accept that she's ugly.

>>8454860
No youre not you created an abomination

>>8454872
same

Stopping hormones really sucks

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>>8454858
like, i seriously get damn close to no boners any time of the month.
the number of monthly boners is approaching infinite zero

>>8454877
no
you
stop that

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>>8454488
Transexual Lesbian? Are you retarded?
People like you are the reason why homosexuals are not taken seriously

>>8454845
Well, a few more months won't make a difference, I hope. Or maybe a year.

I don't have health insurance right now, so it would have to be some kind of DIY hrt thing, which I don't really want to do, since I don't have insurance if I fuck it up and something goes wrong, I won't be able to get it fixed without going bankrupt.

>>8454863
I mean, it is weird in my case not because of the time spent, but because I am not trans.

Maybe it is because when I was a kid and teen I was very femenine and got bullied for it, which I think a lot of people here had that happen to them too.

>>8454865
Hey Puru, have you drawn anything cute lately?

>>8454878
Duh

That's why I don't stop and I'm a boy

>>8454880
watcha gonna do to stop

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>>8454835

Why does it bother me so much anyway, it's not like I'll ever meet him?

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>>8454881
it me

>>8454890
I had to stop them

>>8454884
Iktf, catholic schools are the worst

>>8454895
WHYYYY?

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>>8454856
>>8454863
>tfw 2 years here and no bond
>tfw social anxiety makes me avoid discord and gravitate toward 4chan despite tripping

>>8454865
do you not believe me?

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>>8454860
Sorry,

Pizza is for pepperoni and cheese

Ex. my pizza Mac and cheese

ah jeez I said I was going to leave this place but I miss it.

at least I get to communicate with people like me here.

>>8454881
Objective tier list:
mtf x mtf>mtf x cis girl>cis girl x cis girl> cis male x cis male> cis male x cis female> mtf x cis male

>>8454898
I'm so sorry love :(

>>8454901
Ahhhhhh come on Faye! pizza is either Margherita or anchovies! >:(

>>8454904
I'm sorry you put cis male x cis male twice

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>>8454891
I will pin you to the bed and smother you with kisses if you don't stop

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>>8454882
GET ON MEDICAID, DAMN IT!
do you think i got this face by doing nothing & wishing for results?
& don't you even think about doing any makeshift bullshit!
understand that you start aging around your late 20's, then you will have NO HOPE of ever passing.
DO IT NOW

>>8454899
What? I didn't go to a catholic school. That's just how it is here. Maybe all that bullying was resposible for me now trying to be manly all the time with the lifting and the beard and stuff.

>>8454900
It's just a state of being senpai. If you feel happy and loving you'll naturally feel empathy towards other people.

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>>8454907
Objectively false

>>8454909
but thats not a punishment

>>8454905
I don't pass :/

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>>8454915
Ok, I'll do that if you stop then

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>>8454904
>mtf x mtf>*
can confirm

>>8454911
always do, even if i'm unhappy, just sucks being too anxious and autistic to truly make friends

>>8454916
Me neither

>>8454900
I use discord, but never ever VC, way too anxious, text chat for me only :/

>>8454924
Are you ashamed of your Kiwi accent?

>>8454910
My state said they were going to expand medicaid coverage, but then they didn't do it, so I'm ineligible :/

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>>8454889
not really, i've been meaning to talk to my doctor about changing away from lexapro and see if some other antidepressant fucks with my creativitiy less

>>8454900
I dont doubt the science, i just think the conclusions being drawn are a bit extreme, considering how many variables go into developing health conditions.

>>8454911
Oh, no I meant I went to one, it's like normal ass holes, but with religious assholery on top of that.

>>8454927
No, I like it, I just have really bad anxiety and can't bring myself to chat.

>>8454921
Do you want to be friends? I'll call you right now.

Alright, send me an email in the next 10 minutes here with your skype, whatsapp, or facebook: [email protected]

>>8454913
>eating pepperoni
jeez, to think I'm in love with you.

what is that even?

>>8454932
>not really, i've been meaning to talk to my doctor about changing away from lexapro and see if some other antidepressant fucks with my creativitiy less
Oh, that's a shame. I like it when you draw stuff.

Does it really kill your creativity though, and not just your enthusiasm?

>>8454922
Just going to have to live as a boy :(

>>8454907
>anchovies

YES!! no one else loves them, I thought I was the only one :D

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>>8454935
>skype, whatsapp, or facebook
are for fags

Bexe#3986 is my discord and i could give you my steam from there if you're nice, but it's not hard to find :^)
reminder i'm taken and don't like guys

>>8454932
there is a problem of misinformation, the AHA is bought off by the sugar industry and has paid for studies that falsely put the blame for heart disease and other syndromes on fat rather than sugar, and it's only recently that research has come out showing the exact opposite

humans did not evolve to handle large amounts of carb intake, and the more you intake the unhealthier you become because your body simply isn't built to handle it long-term

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>>8454939
Hard to say really. It just sorta killed the drive I had to create things. Drawing now is like trying to masturbate when you're not in the mood at all, feels like a chore and I'm not enjoying myself.

>>8454944
I'm well aware of how much bullshit is spread around nutrition by food companies.

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>practising my shitty girl voice
>sneeze over an octave lower
oh god

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>>8454929
idk, talk to your state legislature.
get others talk to talk to them about it.
press them on it.
wait, no, that might take too long.

transfer your job out of state.
take an allegiant flight.
the state of nevada has expanded medicaid coverage, & good insurance policies. las vegas has a lenient cost of living. this is just 1 example.
if you don't do anything to transition now, i am absolutely certain that you will regret it.
listen to the sabotabby: DIRECT ACTION GETS THE GOODS

>>8454955
>have now been reminded that sneezing and coughing and laughing exist

fuck

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I think I'll tell him. I have to tell him. He's like, getting off to this.

Even if it means I'm banished from FEG forever

Why do I sabotage myself?

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>>8454962
sorry

>>8454944
>Bexe#3986 is my discord
I don't use discord senpai.

> i could give you my steam from there
I would add you to steam (in fact someone from here added me the other day and I gave her like 3 games just because), but now no, thanks.

>if you're nice
You are not something I want to win over, get over yourself.

>reminder i'm taken
Every person who talks to you doesn't want to put their benis in your BP. Plus, I am not even from your country if that was the case.

>and don't like guys
And I don't like you. No wonder you don't have any fucking friends.

>>8454965
I was mostly meming, but I'm going to practice girly sneezing now.

>>8454966
Wew lad, that went from 10-100 real fuckin quick.

>>8454933
Religious people are the worst. They are 24/7 judging everyone else.

That's because their religions revolve around judging others to see who is following the commandments or whatever and who isn't.

Except buddhist, they are alright.

>>8454937
It's pizza Mac and cheese

Like you make Mac and cheese then put tomato sauce, mozzarella and pepperoni on it

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>>8454953
just try cutting all carbs to 30g or less per day, give it about a month, see how you feel

if there's a chinatown within walking distance, buy your groceries there, if you love your meat just use what you buy the same day or next day maximum, and for veggies they're just misshapen and otherwise are fine

chinatown is a fucking blessing for people who are below middle class

>>8454966
what the fuck
just add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bexexexe/

>>8454904
mtf x mtf > mtf x cis girl > mtf x cis male > ... > cis male x cis male

>not getting railed and snuggled at night time then boymoding and playing vidya with him the next

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>>8454974
>judges religious people for being judgmental
Outskilled

>>8454973
I don't like the princess mentality who thinks she is above the rest, that's all. It's all good.

>>8454966
lol what

>>8454983
>Checkmate atheists.

Haha, I never said I wasn't judgamental though. Just that religious people are doing it all the time for the most part.

>>8454981
>mikoto
DROPPED

>>8454981
There's just generic grocery stores within a walking distance and my budget is about 5-10 bucks a day so I don't exactly have a lot of choice if I want to fill my daily kcal requirement. I eat pasta quite often as a result.

>>8454976
jeez Faye, i'd only eat it if you were to feed me, um like after having fun

I guess americans come up with nice food combinations sometimes.

;)

>>8454999
Hmm

Yes you'd probably need a nice home cooked meal after we went for a couple hours

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>>8454849
stop pretending to be a boy

>>8455009
A boy is better than a hon

>>8454996
bull, that's $150-$300 per month, should have no problem getting enough kcal from that.

Fats have more calories than carbs anyway. Get some cheese, eggs, avocado, etc.

>>8455005
did you get the mac n cheetos again from burger king?

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>>8454984
but i don't act like i'm above others, i know what i know and i know that i don't know other things, and when i'm wrong i own up to it and adapt

>>8454992
but she can shoot lightning

>>8454996
ah that sucks
what are their veggie prices like?

even at stores like this, you can get cheese on sale, and focus on tomatoes and occasional bananas and mushrooms and onions and whatnot

buy in bulk when you can (especially with onions and potatoes), and cheese is pretty calorie-dense, and eggs are cheap enough as long as you don't aim for the biggest, since the price/weight is most optimal with "large" at least here in ontario

opt to buy meat that's got those 30-50% off "buy tonight" stickers because they're still good for the day and sometimes even the next, there's a huge incentive for perishables to understate how long they can be good for to avoid lawsuits from people who buy a product with a slightly-too-long listed shelf life getting sick

you can get all the calories you need while avoiding rice and bread and noodles

>>8454943
you my girl! anchovies are awesome everywhere.

in italian food they sort of work how fish sauce works in Thai.

i like them on pizza. But trying to make a succo puttanesca without anchovies is like having chocolate milk without cocoa

SHE SO CUTE ajdfakdjfkadjfakjdfa;kdfja;kdjfakdfjakdjfa;djfa;djkfa;dklfjaldjfkaldjfa;djfadjf

I dont understand why she likes me

i just realised my friends are chasers

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>>8455011
hons are men who denied their nature and then once they became old they realised they wasted their lives and try to recapture what they should have done in their 20s

>>8455020
>good for the day and sometimes even the next

Just freeze it and it'll last for months more. I freeze everything I can! I can't eat a whole loaf of bread in a week, so I just freeze the loaf and it never gets stale!

Doesn't work so great for fresh fruits and veggies though :/ But if you buy them prefrozen, then there you go!

>>8455022
>Of all the people to make lannu go full lesbo it had to be cis tits
You must REALLY have nice tits or something.

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Maybe I don't have to worry about my grandma ruining everything

>Tags my dad (her son) in a link to a "I'm a proud Air Force Vet" type sticker
>My dad hates the Air Force, the military in general, and everything it stands for

>>8455005
i guess we'll have to try this out one day then.

like an experiment. for like science. we need more data to see if thus would work, but I have a gut feeling it will.

>>8455029
Which plenty here have

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>>8455030
yeah with unprocessed/uncooked goods the freezing damages cell walls through water crystallisation into ice shards, and when you unfreeze it thaws into a mess

>>8455018
Y..es

How did you know o.o

>>8455021
Good in Chowder too. Little fishies with all the big fishies.

>>8455017
it's aussie dollars

>>8455020
I honestly have no idea how to cook actual meals without pasta, potatoes, rice, corn or bread. Tomato soup is the only thing I can think of but even that is best with garlic bread on the side.

Seems like such a strain on time, effort and wallet to try and avoid all normal dishes. I mean sometimes I make myself a salad with some chicken and feta but it's so fucking expensive to buy veggies here. You can get a pizza worth 1200kcal for 5 bucks or you can spend 10 dollars to make a salad that's barely 500kcal. Not to mention I also cook for my partner who's a super picky eater and wont touch a salad.

>>8454959
Hope I won't regret waiting, but I probably will. In another 6 to 9 months, fingers crossed, I'll be able to turn things around and get into a real job with real benefits in a better place to live, etc.

Until then I just wanted some other things that I could try and do in the meantime. I mean 25 isn't that much older than 24, so it shouldn't make too much of a difference.. I hope

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>>8455035
faye has regressed back to repression because of her breakup with her ex who cheated on her

>>8455044
you loved them last time they were out

>>8455041
Another great point. Cook up a big huge casserole or big batch of chili, or soup or whatever at the beginning of the month, then freeze it. Defrost at mealtime.

>>8455034
Is what you're feeling in your gut

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>>8455031
i was the start of the process desu

>>8455050
try stir-frying

oil, heat pan to medium, add wet veggies and spices, after 5-10 minutes add drier veggies, optionally add some grated cheese

after another 10 minutes deliver to a bowl or plate and eat 'em

cooking takes time but if you're efficient and have a process it's basically automatic, and it's way healthier than eating a pile of noodles with some tomato sauce or getting takeout or fast food

>>8455058
this too
beans and other high-density ingredients are somewhat impervious to the ice-bleeding effects of freezing and unfreezing, because they don't hold much liquid and have so many dense cells

chili is a god

>>8455060
depends, if you're on top of me while we're kissing.

Or are you making fun of me because of my improper use of idioms?

>>8454943
I-I do

>>8455050
indomie bbq chicken noodles 5 pack $2.75 coles

can someone make a new tier list, PLEASE

>>8455078
ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>8455079
i need a new picture it's been over a year

>>8455050
Frozen and canned veggies aren't as good, but they can be cheaper.

for recipes, maybe try some asian style stuff? I like stirfries. Just chop all your veggies up to the same size, heat some oil in a pan, toss the veggies in and cook them with some soy sauce or fish sauce or whatever.

roast vegetables are great european style. Just throw some carrots, parsnips, etc any root vegetables in with a little wine and spices, and roast them in the oven for a while. Potatoes are great in a roast vegetable, but you don't have to have them in there.

DON'T blanch, boil or steam the veggies. That is lame as hell, they get disgusting textures and no flavor.

DO: roast, sautee, fry, etc. Basic guide is if you're cooking them with heat and some kind of oil (olive oil, butter, etc), it'll be better than cooking with some kind of water.

Oil has a lot of fat calories and no carbs, so that'll help on the kcals, too.

>>8455078
those are some of the best noodles lemme tell u

>>8455081
exactly. tier lists are good as mtfg "year books"

>>8455057
Doesn't explain the other hons here
Explain Korra, sheen and angie

>>8455079
>tfw would be on the bottom cause no HRT :(

>>8455073
I guess it flows better then saying you have a penile feeling that it'll work out

;)

My aunt offered for me to move from Virginia to Washington to live with her because " the scene is better here and people are more accepting". Is this true or is she just saying this because it's more north? She lives outside of Seattle if that makes a difference.

>>8455084
see anne knows

>>8455050
IF you really want pasta, I don't know if they have these in AU, but you can get these noodles made out of Japanese Yams called Shiritaki. You can use them like noodles, but they have no carbs, and no calories (like 10 calories for 4 oz). Works better in asian dishes than w/ spaghetti sauce, obviously.

>>8455089
hello angie

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>>8455090

>Doesn't pass
>bad personality

At least you're above me

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>>8455088
i just need to break the shattered sharded covering of my cellphone camera and clean the lens of its dirt first

also where the FUCK is bigguy
what a fag

>>8455078
there's no coles nearby, have to pay 10 bucks by train to get to one lol

>>8455069
I've given stirfry multiple attempts but I must be doing it horribly wrong because it ends up tasting like shit and I feel like shit after knowing how much money, time and effort it takes. Not to mention my partner wont touch a stirfry with a 10 foot pole. Eggs, dairy and chicken are good (albeit expensive) so maybe I can figure out something with those.

>>8455082
Personally I'm not a fan of roasted root veggies and they're a hassle to prepare and take forever to cook in the oven. Like yeah I can fry some random veggies on a pan in oil but is that really a meal? Sure doesn't seem like one to me.

>>8455101
Nah that's not the kind of pasta I enjoy. I do carbonara, bolognese and creamy cheesy sauces.

>>8455097
depends on what part.

NoVa/DC is probably better, like way, way North, not loudon. but if you are anywhere else in Va, it's pretty much as bad as the rest of the south.

>>8455103
>no personality cause never talk

>>8455091
hahaha! are you actually promising me penis play?

sounds fun desu. maybe if you pour champagne over me first... ;)

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>>8455109
>Not to mention my partner wont touch a stirfry with a 10 foot pole.
additional fag, stirfries are great

why and how does it taste like shit tho? what do you usually do?

>>8455114
Maybe it's the wrong kind of soy, maybe it's the kind of veggies. The end result just doesn't taste like a nice stirfry and I don't know why exactly. I haven't tried making one after I moved so now I don't even have a proper pan/stove for frying stuff.

>>8455110
I live in Norfolk. It's ok and I've met some other trans people but I also just moved here because my mom and sister did and I had no where else to go. So far haven't been called fag by customers at work so better then where I was.

this board is so fucking bad honestly like you guys do the whole trutrans agp thing as a joke but i swesr half of you take it seriously

like i don't think most of you even realize how bad this messes with your perception of yourself
like its fucking with you but you don't even notice

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>>8455119
soy sauce burns easily, just like sesame oil, you want to add them in the last 1-2 minutes of cooking or as a post-cooking flavour

>>8455119
>I haven't tried making one after I moved so now I don't even have a proper pan/stove for frying stuff.
that sounds terrible

>>8455124
my gf and i touch each others' GTs

>>8455124
Blanchard is a meme desu

>>8455124
you can actually leave whenever, mon amie

>>8455124
Im agp irl because i dont mind topping for girls. Wait that means im agp right?

>>8455127
you can claim to believe something ironically and internalize sincerely it without realizing though

>>8455109
A meal is anything you eat!

I think roasting is pretty easy, just chop, prep, and roast it for 45min or so. Way less work than stirring a stirfry.

Some other ideas off the top of my head: hmm maybe some slowcooker stuff? I loooove my slowcooker, just throw the ingredients in, let it cook for 5 hours, and bingo it's done. I've been wanting to try a pressure cooker sometime too those things look sweet.

Gumbo is very easy to slowcook. Get some chicken thighs or shrimp, okra, other veg, toss it in the slowcooker, and take it out in 5 hours. Same goes for chilis, jambalaya, anything like that. Great bean and meat dishes.

Soups are good too. Just heat up water with some bouillon, toss in some veg and there you go. I know I said don't cook veggies with water, but soup's the exception. There's TONS of different soup recipes out there, not just your generic potato and carrot veggie soup. I made a russian soup which was made of leeks, mushrooms, dill, and potatoes. Well you probably are avoiding potatoes, so scratch that one off, but there's tons of ways to make soups and stews.

If you like eggs, there's tons of ways to cook them too. Hard boiled, deviled (never do it, it takes forever), fried, poached, scrambled, etc. Lot of soups with eggs too, egg drop soup, I make a lemon egg soup where you whip up the eggs to make a foamy hearty broth. I'm sure there's a ton more.

>>8455126
i <3 frot

>>8455134
Oh I've never blanchardposted before, and I don't know if the people who do are being ironic or not.

>>8455119
Dunno what went wrong, but here's a couple tips:

>vegetable aren't getting done
Biggest tip here is to make sure to chop them up about the same size. If they are the same size, they'll cook more similarly so you won't have big raw pieces, and small burned pieces.

Also, cook the veggies different amounts of time depending on the toughness. Don't throw everything in at once, put the carrots in first, and only add the mushrooms once the carrots have been cooking a while, for example.

>vegetables burning/sticking to pan
Not enough oil, make sure to add plenty of oil. And stir them to stop the ones on the bottom from getting burnt.

>not the right flavor/not tasting like stirfry.
This is something that I still have trouble with, so I just cheat. At my local asian store you can get big jars of chili pastes really cheap, all different flavors, so I just toss some black pepper sauce paste or tom yum paste or something in at the end and add a little water.

>>8455121
Depends on how far out the aunt is from Seattle. I haven't been to WA, but I'd imagine that urban VA is probably better than rural, or even suburban WA.

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>>8454451
>came out 7 years ago
>been on hrt for 2 years
>lost 65 pounds
>have a bf
>every cashier and every waiter and every coworker calls me "she" and "ma'am" and "miss"
>family respects me
>can go on dates in cute clothes
>i think im actually doing well and all my hard work has paid off
>im a "real grill" now
>skip to today
>running errands
>cross the street
>some dude my age in a truck zooms by and yells out the side "HEY, WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?!"
>what
>it sounds like such a weirdly specific insult you would hear in a shitty obviously fake tumblr story
>but holy shit this guy just fucking clocked me
>i start to doubt everything about my life and appearance
>i was feeling so cute today too
>fuck me

and now im halfway through a bottle of vodka

i want to die
my life is a fucking lie
all of that work, watching my diet, exercising regularly, caring for my skin, taking hormones, going out of my way to buy clothes that flatter my figure, it's all for nothing. im a fucking loser.

i just want to go full neet and never leave my apartment again

>>8455154
you look nice

i think it's just the hairline that could potentially throw things off

>tfw goofi poofi lips

>>8455154
For all you know he could be yelling the same thing to cis women too. Possibly a PUA style neg?

>>8455160
Agreed, really pretty. I wear bangs cause fucked hairline.

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>>8455154
you look fine

maybe you have a rectangle/box bod like me, but that's not enough to clock

it was probably someone who saw a random thing about you that is androgynous and is hypervigilant and primed for seeking out trannies because muh moral crusade for muh ciswomen for muh virtue signaling

you genuinely do look like a girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbm3pJf33M

>>8455154
Get your eye brows thinned out. Other than that maybe bangs? Like no hugbox, you look like a girl.

>>8455154
oh shit
i remember you from here and /cd/
also, ignore that guy you look cute.
doubt you really got clocked by someone driving by, he probably screams that at ciswomen too

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>>8455162
girly lips

been trying to get on hrt since i was 15, 2 years later and only just about to get it officially. really regretting not just self medding & am destined to be a hon

>>8454692
can i eat your ass

>>8455177
ive never posted on /cd/

i posted on a recent /passgen/ though

>>8455160
>>8455166
i used to have bangs, but everyone always told me they looked too boyish on me. so i grew them out and tried flipping my hair back.

>>8455165
pua?

>>8455188
>pua?
pick up artist

>>8455188
Pick up artist. Basically the neg technique is to insult for the man to insult the woman so that he can lower her self esteem enough so that she will try to get the man's approval, and possibly get emotionally manipulated into sleeping with him. Absolutely disgusting.

>>8455109
>there's no coles nearby, have to pay 10 bucks by train to get to one lol
woolies?
I think they have the bbq rib and original migoreng flavour

>>8455154

I know that feeling really well.

You're really gorgeous and pass really well, don't let it get it you down!

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How to find chasers in the real life not online?

>>8455196
>>8455190
dude was zooming by me in a truck. he wouldnt have even gotten a response. im nnot sure why a pickup artist would do that. even so, the fact that he asked "What gender are you" sounds like more of a clock than an attempt at negative pua. something like "you look like a man/boy" would be more direct i think. idk.

shit i was so happy too. i just got my name legally changed and was starting to feel like a normal fucking woman again and then bam.
>>8455211
ty

>>8455214
Basements?

>>8455216
Maybe he's driving around town yelling insults at lots of women to see which ones hurt people the most?

>>8455214
Just go outside. You don't have to look for a chaser, they'll find you... and never leave you alone.

>>8455216
If anything you should be happy. He asked what gender you are, so that means at worst you look ambiguous.

>>8455124
honestly i try to ignore it but when people talk about legitimacy and stuff it does effect me. especially im really scared to meet anyone from here since i have this fear they are going to immediately judge me illegitimate

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Thoughts?

>>8455214
I'm just guessing, but...

Go to public spaces, try not to pass and see which guys hit on you, or if you want to be more aggressive, figure out which guys check you out, make eye contact, and smile at them.

Recommendations: Nightclubs > Bar > College Campus > Mall > Coffee Shop

>>8455124
Nothing more than internalized transphobia.

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>>8455172
her eyebrows are non-dense as fuck

>tfw likely filtered by anons

>>8455230
funny image i guess but i think the nb thing is good

>>8455231
when did you last have a boyfriend?
and have any of your boyfriends had sex with your feet?

>>8455238
>>tfw likely filtered by anons
tfw filtered by everyone until i changed my trip

why hasn't elanna posted pizza pics yet

>>8455238
the shape of them is kind of iffy though, they could be shaped to be mroe feminine

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>>8455247
time to change my trip and post a pic in the next hour or two

>>8455242

The only time I referred to anyone as my boyfriend was 8 years ago in high school. He looked like a girl which is why I was into him. We dated for like, 2 weeks but when it came time to do sex stuff he chickened out. and broke things off.

>>8455252
is she a tranny now?

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>>8455247
I wonder if anyone has filtered me...

>>8455257
I think was for a little bit but detransitioned and is now getting married to a girl who was kinda crazy in high school

He did have a girlfriend for all of high school except senior year, and she and I became best friends and then she transitioned into a he and we did sex stuff. Before I transitioned.

>>8455154

lol girl you need to stop exfoliating or some shit because clearly ur skin has gotten too thin

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Is my brow big?

>>8455265

haaaah, I see what you did there

>tfw you're reminded that the 16th anniversary of your fathers death is soon because of Father's Day

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>>8455266

well it's not flat but it's not big either? i've definitely seen worse.

>>8455269

see what i did there? there where?? who are you?? where am i????

>>8455272
It's my first one without him

>>8455259
would you like me too do it

>>8455269
>being friends with doll

Delete my dick pics

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>>8455264
>I think was for a little bit but detransitioned and is now getting married to a girl who was kinda crazy in high school
classic repressor

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>>8455273
edie can i pay you to sit on my face until my brow bone flattens out
mine is like this big

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>>8455250
it doesn't fucking matter

>>8455272
it's literally the anniversaary of my dad dying

let's celebrate

>>8455276
Preferably not desu. I am very nice and never mean.

>>8455259
i do

delete my life

>>8455278

>existing in a world that spins slowly but surely towards our inevitable deaths
lose my number

>>8455280

....i mean...maybe

>>8455285

filter me

>>8455283
okay i won't. i just wanted to do you a favour if you wanted it

>>8455284
Sad feel..

>>8455287
when are you and faye going to have a second round fucking and a first round of hatefucking?

>>8455266
I'm have to hit myself now

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>>8455292
it was a joke my filter are empty

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>tfw hugging a bag of warm popcorn
who needs human warmth and a boyfriend and love right

>>8455294
that won't help

>>8455278
wtf? i don't have your dick pics!

>>8455293

when her dick grows like 5 (five) more inches and she then decides to murder me while i sleep post-coitus i suppose

>>8455289
Thank :)

>>8455296
Oh I know, so is mine

>>8455296
>no sass filter
who are you?

>>8455278
>Delete my dick pics
ur micropenis is big enough to photograph?

>>8455305
>trying to make fun of a tranny for having a small penis

um?

>>8455299
I said I would, and I have to try everything I can

>>8455301
would 6" satisfy you though?

>>8455307
i thought he was a man though?