Cis LesGen

I hardly remember my dreams

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>>8437890

i have a secret passion for Tolkien and fantasy in general. i have some latex elf ears and some floaty forest goth clothing from 10 years ago in a box at the bottom of my closet i've not touched since i went butch. i just got a text from my gf with a pic of my elf ears saying 'what are those?!'

am i in trouble

>>8437870
I do a lot of mountain bike riding and I have a re-occurring dream that I ride off a cliff. The dream is only 2-3 seconds long. It starts with me already moving and at the edge, then I ride off and I get that "falling" sensation. Then I wake up.

>>8437895
I don't remember my dreams much either. My gf though, she has a lot of dreams involving violence and sex. Like killing zombies in post-apocalyptic world and building a female harem.
The weird thing is I think her subconscious hates me because I'm like cheating in her dreams (even though I'm practically attached to her hip outside of work) or shamelessly walking around semi-naked or naked in public (which I only do in the privacy of home). Seems like I lose like 30 IQ points in her dreams and just do a lot of dumb shit. I'm not sure what to make of it.

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Should I grow my hair out or cut it shorter?

>>8437930
Tell her to cosplay as Arwen and then fug her.

>>8437930
Easy, say it's part of an old Halloween costume. Or if you don't have Halloween in your country, a costume party.
>>8437941
Do you feel afraid when you fall?

>>8437944
>she has a lot of dreams involving violence and sex. Like killing zombies in post-apocalyptic world and building a female harem.

Sounds similar to my dreams.
For a while I had such weird, vivid dreams, that my friends suspected I take LSD before going to sleep. I still frequently dream of fugging qts.

>tfw those dreams are more erotic and fulfilling than masturbation

>>8437870
>terrifying
For a while I dreamed about dying pretty frequently. I'd get slowly crushed in the jaws of some animal, or fall off something, or get shot a bunch of times. Honestly they weren't that terrifying, but I did wonder what the fuck was going on in my mind.

I have a ton of mild anxiety dreams. I even can't count the number of times I've dreamed about showing up at the airport or in some foreign country without my passport/tickets/luggage.

>embarrassing
I frequently dream about being inadequately clothed/groomed in a public setting. Like I'm at the beach but forgot to shave, or put on pants or something.

>>8437950
Cut it all off.

>>8437736
Actually this probably wouldn't be such a bad idea after all. Fuck, maybe I should start pretending to be one too.

Most lesbians/bi women (especially artsy girls that I'm interested in) are some shade of SJW anyway so why keep resisting? At least you'd get a somewhat wider dating pool. Maybe you'll just learn to tune it out eventually...?

>>8437950
You should be my gf

>>8437950
Grow it out. But I'm biased, I like long hair.

>>8437950
why do all the aspiring lesbian asian femmes have this hair cut?

>>8438013
This is how it starts.

>>8437954
>>8437957
im not in trouble, she wants me to wear them for her. she likes to tease me about not having any kinks or fetishes and shes crowing because she found something. also i'm p sure Liv Tyler Arwen was my true sexual awakening so agh i'm so conflicted. i'm imagining my her wearing those ears, shes blonde, very tall so Cate Blanchett as Galadriel... i think its elf sex when i get back from work fug

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>>8438028
>elf sex

>>8438028
pretend you're an orc when you get home

>>8438016
Sure, are you a qt?

>>8438017
It used to be way longer but my face is small so it look unbalanced. I'll let I grow out for now.

>>8438018
lol how is it an "aspiring lesbian asian femme" hair cut? I wasn't aware there was such a thing.

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>>8438082

>tfw no femme gf

>>8438085
idk it's the hair cut for nerdy asian girls who are baby gay or want to be gay

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>>8438129
>tfw no butch gf
fixed

>>8438151
I'm definitely the former, but is it not just a typical teen Asian girl haircut? I had it before I even figured out I was gay.

>>8438156
No. Please, no.

>>8438170
It's a very typical Asian girl haircut. Not even gay.

t. Asian

>gay haircut
What are you even talking about? How's fucking haircut can be gay? Jesus. Why are you retarded.

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>>8438173
You're telling me you don't find this attractive?

>>8438192
>doesn't know about the secret gay haircut code
senpai

>>8437870
>dreams
fuck, I dreamed about my ex two nights row and saw her today

>>8438215
*in a row

>>8438170
>>8438176
well that answers my question i only know gay ones

>>8438192
Are you assuming that hair doesn't have a sexuality, anon? What's wrong with you? How can you be so inconsiderate?
Just so you know, my haircut identifies as lesbian too. I would have to cut off all my hair if it even turns out to be a bislut.

>>8437950
Actually your hair looks nice as it is

>>8438200
butches look best skinny, with curves or muscular, never obese, the extreme excess fat covers up any of the femininity that butchness and masc clothing styling really highlights and just creates a short chubby gay dude. its a crying shame, its a destruction of woman

>>8438226
maybe short hair on girls it's probably gay.

>>8438230
Thanks anon, I've had it this length for 2 years now and it's gotten boring. I don't know what to do with it.

>>8438241
>short chubby gay dude
>destruction of woman
kek

Butches = closet ftm?

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If you don't find this attractive, you're not a true lesbian.

>>8438250
I've met several straight girls with short "gay looking" hair.
It sucks. Due to their short hair, I want to assume that they are gay, but then they start talking about their boyfriends.

>>8438215
It's been half a year and I'm still devastated.
When will it stop hurting?

It's so gross when girls do short haircut to look more gay.

>>8438278
if i don't like women who look like dudes then i like dudes?? fuck me, its a real cock 22 isn't it

>>8438298
How could you look more gay without a short haircut though?

>>8438298
Some girls can pull it off.

>>8438302
FYI you're being baited because you're a retard. FemmeNazis are so easy to trigger.

>>8438303
I don't need to look "more gay". I'm not crazy about my sexuality. If I like girls It's dosent mean that I should wear short haircut or wear fucking flannels.

>>8438318
maybe i'm just responding with quips and i'm not baited, but i am still retarded but for legitimate other reasons

>>8438298
or that shave one side of your head thing
>bonus if its dyed two different colors
>spend $40+ to look like a retard

>>8437930
Since a meet the first game of The Witcher and i read the book, i really like it. I feel like are the same thing. Including elves, witchers, whateveryouwanttobe... I really prefer elves too.
I think i like elves because look like a pretty woman. I don't care if are male or female, i really like it. So, you can post a pic of you wearing yours elf ears?

>>8438278
I don't find attractive any sort of butches, even not fat ones. Is it ok?

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>>8438303
Accessorize properly, preferably with a girl on your arm.

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>>8438344
>with a girl on your arm
Tfw no gf

>>8438344
>not being so gay that you look gay even with a dude on your arm

>>8438344
>things_males_couldnt_get_away_with_wearing.jpg

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>>8438344
>Accessorize properly

>>8438372
>but_probably_will_anyway.jif

>>8438370
what the fuck did you just say?

>>8438380
WHY ARE THOSE DAMN TATTOO CHOKER THINGS BACK ALREADY I WORE ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS A YOUTH I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE EXPERIENCING THIS REEEEEE

>>8438380
Fuck, that's cringey

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>>8438360
Try leveling up your lesbian power

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>>8438380
I hate the rainbow gay shit.

>>8438387
you heard me, using a girl is easy mode

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>>8437870
Happy Tracer-is-a-figma day, lesgen!

>>8437950
the pathetic asian chink is back

>>8438401
She likes to attention whore.

>>8438410
You're a bully, anon. I did nothing wrong.

>>8438192
Post your hair

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>>8438370
>not being so gay that your turn all living creatures around you gay
>>8438380
>Accessorize properly will get you recognized as gay
>Accessorizing properly and tastefully will get you laid
Learn the difference.

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>>8438418
>you hurt my feelings, anon
reeeee

>>8438282
More and more these days...

We invent a style within our culture for practical gaydar purposes, and give it 5-15 years and straight girls will go "oh, so unique! I'll cut my hair that way so I'm unique!" And they all do it en masse and suddenly you've got gay-looking straight girls and the lesbians all have to go "what now? calvin klein boxers poking out?" "...isn't that a bit too mannish?"
"well sure, but the mannishness gives it an extra 7 years of being "our thing" before straight girls start catching onto it"
"....sigh."

>>8438389
I wore those in second grade in 1998.

>>8438410
>>8438401
She's cute. Lesgen needs more qts posting pics.
Fill in this gaping hole or shut your mouth before I have to shut it for you (with pussy, probably).

>>8437950
The answer is YES GROW IT OF COURSE.

>>8438464
>Christmas cake

Y-You looking for a gf?

>>8438469
>Lesgen needs more qts posting pics.
It absolutely does not you /soc/ trash

>>8438469
Post your pic. Enlighten us with your cuteness.

>>8438418
You've just triggered the local bitter trannies because you visibly look like a girl, something they will never be able to achieve. Don't pay attention, keep posting.

When lesbian culture will be feminine? I really hate butches, short hair, ""masculinity"". Why femme invisibility even exist?

>>8438464
>I was graduating from college when you were in second grade
>I wore a stupid rainbow bracelet and a bunch of gay pins on my backpack
That was 90s gay for you.

>>8438441
Well I didn't say the dude was straight (anymore) did I?

>>8438510
oh grow the fuck up you whiny baby

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>>8438469
Thanks, anon

>>8438472
I was thinking I could get it cut like pic related, which is still nice.

>>8438520
Oh I'm sorry that I want to discuss some serious problems! Let's talk about fuckin chinese cartoons

>>8438497
OMG the bitter tranners are triggered!!!
>she posted the pic in the last thread
>post it again for more (you)s
>not attention whoring

>>8437870
I had a weird dream recently.
I'm lesbian but in the dream for some reason I was having sex with Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright, in character as their characters from House of Cards. I dunno what it means though

>>8438537
>stop liking things i don't like
>muh femme invisibility
>serious
lmfao

>>8438529
Oh yes, this is a haircut I personally love, shorter but still feminine. You could go for that if you have the face for it (seems like you do, judging by what I can see of your face shape).

>>8438497
Tranner here, why would I dislike pics of cute girls I can imagine being?

>>8438512
But did you wear a tattoo choker?

>>8438546
Wow, here's some butch scum. Ok, I get it.

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>>8438559
>butch scum
Wow, /clg/ is so mean. Show butches some love.

>>8438555
Because, according to that anon, apparently all tranners get trigger when they see a pic of a girl on the internet. You all must be super sensitive and shit.

>>8438559
>butch
lmao no, i just hate bitchy whiners
y'all as bad as breeders

>>8438579
You sure don't sound triggered at all, big boy.

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if u dont like butches, ur not a true lesbian!!!111!!

>>8438565
not the fat ones

>>8438565
Inject your daily dose of testosterone, take a beer, go to your dyke bar and never come back. Please.

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>>8438515
>implying I didn't turn him gay by breathing out my phenomenally sapphic pheromones in his general direction from the other side of the planet
Plebe

>>8438579
If they really want to trigger me they'd post hons.

The only cis girls who are near that disgusting are shit like >>8438565 >>8438589

Bring on the qt! Moar >>8438529!

>>8438608
What are hons?

>>8438510
>>8438608
now kith

>>8438598
>implying it wasn't my gay rays that blessed you in your mother's womb

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>>8438557
No, I didn't like chokers. I wore flannel sometimes though. Everyone did. The butches wore the baggy, oversized men's ones and the femmes wore them fitted like pic related.

>>8438615
Ugly old nonpassers. Men in dresses.

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>>8438631
Example of a hon, fresh from reddit

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>>8438627
Oh is this you? Hi, granny.

>>8438642
Now this is what triggers dysphoria. Delete now please and post some hot cis girls. Post girls I can wish I was.

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>>8438595
Are you salty cause you get rejected by a butch qt?

>>8438642
Look like a old kind lady in your neighborhood

>>8437950
Please describe your type of girls.

>>8438642
Christ, it still has hair on his chest

this is so fucking gay

>>8438649
>butch
>qt
pick one

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>>8438656

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>>8438648
Here's some cis girls for you. I think they're pretty hot ;)

>>8438651
Shh, keep the /clg/ tranner hate alive

>>8438589
Im gay as fuck but I wouldnt let that ugly fugly STD riddled whore lick my clit. Her character in OITNB used a fucking screw driver as a dildo. Even I havent sunk to that kinda low.

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>>8438642
Why would you post that thing on this holy lesbian thread?

>>8438669
>complaining about the screwdriver and not the dog
fucking furries

>>8438668
Meh, the left one is still a pleasant relief after the hon.

>both wearing suits to get married
No thanks!

>>8438654
CUTE, smart, friendly, nice, care about their future, liberal but not SJW level, my age (18). Why? Am I cute? haha.

I really need a qt Hispanic girl to cuddle with me after today ):
>marrying first cuddler

>>8438687
Yes you are cute, too bad for the age criteria though. You don't like older girls?

>>8438647
Damn you had a gay grandma? I can't beat that.

>>8438679
>lesbian wedding
>suits
Fucking ridiculous.

>>8438691
Are you that same anon from yesterday?
If so, I'm still waiting for you to finish your master's degree to get married.

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>>8438679
>both wearing suits
This was my school's prom king and queen after getting crowned. Guess which is the butch lesbian...

>>8438687
Are you more into femmes or butches?

>>8438713
Femmes, she made it clear multiple times before.

>>8438705
I'd be happy for just my partner to.

At least have one of the suits in white.

>>8438709
Shortie.

Height is male and the hands look more male too.

>>8438687
>18
>tfw an 18 years old is cute to you
Fuck, I have entered the predator zone.

>>8438708
Yes, I'm the same but I still need some love soon! Also could we move to a nicer place like Seattle or Portland instead of Cali?

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>>8438704
It can't be helped, anon. It takes generations of concentrated gay to produce the ultimate sapphite.

>>8438696
I like older girls, but the maturity gap is an issue. I'd rather date a qt my age than someone older, older can feel creepy.

>>8438713
Femmes, but it really sucks cause every girl I've liked that's my type is straight.

>>8438721
Correct! A lot of girls in my school thought both prom king and queen wearing suits ruined it, imo it did

>>8438728
My face looks like I'm 15, kek

>>8438734
>I still need some love soon!
You're going to cheat on me, anony?
I thought our /clg/ love was special.

>could we move to a nicer place like Seattle or Portland
Yes! That would be lovely.

>>8438761
No, I'm not going to cheat on you but I still need hugs and cuddles on regularly. Or I'm going to be a very sat kitten.

And I want us to buy a cabin innawoods near a lake so we can get out of city life once in a while.

>>8438477

Yes, tell me about yourself.

>>8438756
I want someone more mature than me.

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>>8438495

>>8438756
>face looks like I'm 15
Every Asian girl ever

>>8438776
Why are you posting pics of a guy?

>>8438776
T R A N N E R

>>8438512
>tfw I still unironically like rainbow fashion stuff

>>8438589
You're not funny, you're just annoying.

>>8438776
>this weird pose

>>8438776
this >>8438786
t. tranner

>>8438774
Depends on your age, but I guess age and maturity differences matter more when you're younger. Maturity is a nice trait though.

>>8438778
At least I'll stay looking young well into adulthood

>>8438753
But... then how did you come to be?

>>8438801
You'll do fine as long as you're full Asian.

>>8438709
Why did I read the sash on the man as "Prom Gay"?

>tfw they probably were made to dance together
Hahaha

>>8438810
I'm full Asian. My mom just turned 50 and looks a decade younger (she had me pretty late), so I'm content with it.

>>8438811
kek, they actually didn't but that would've been funny. Our class voted them in as a joke, which made a lot of people upset.

>>8438801
>>8438810
Even halfbreeds stay looking pretty young

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>>8438806
Magical unicorn blessed turkey basters and gay aunties

>>8438810
Halfbreeds are cutest desu

>>8438827
What ethnicity are you?

>>8438769
I have great boobs and can provide cuddles 24/7.

>>8438840
Viet, not even the good kind of Asian. I hope no one lurking here knows me irl haha.

>>8438768
A cabin in the woods sound super comfy, desu.
How much longer until you are done with your degree? I need cuddles asap too.

>>8438850
How old are you?

>>8438867
I'll be 22 soon.

>>8438864
I year ;__; Though then I'm going to work for a few years and go back for an MBA or a PhD. I don't know yet

>>8438859
Well if someone you know actually recognizes you here (very unlikely) chances are they'll be a lesbian too.

>>8438872
>1 year
Pssh. That's not that long. I'll probably still be here waiting for a qt to come along and take me to a secluded cabin in the woods and do unspeakable lewd things to me

Preppy femmes are the best femmes

>>8438868
Big spoon or little spoon? How tall are you?

there was no elf sex, she wanted to watch John Wick 2 and i vomited on myself at the bathtub wrist cut scene so that was that.
>triggered
yeah i know

>>8438945
I prefer to be the big spoon, but switching is fine. I'm 5'7.

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>>8438949
RIP.

>>8438949
Your gf and my gf should watch movies together. Couple recent examples we watched was the French cannibal movie Raw and this Japanese movie Tag that she totally didn't tell me what it would be like.
>cutie Japanese schoolgirls being lesbian on a bus trip
>suddenly, all but one are gruesomely sliced in half
And that was less than a minute into the movie. Then it got worse.

>>8438921
It's kinda long but I already get job offers so its not that bad. And I would like to take you into some far away place and use you.

>>8438837
dat hybrid vigor

>>8438955
Okay, you've passed the interview. You are now my gf.

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>>8438976
>I would like to take you into some far away place and use you.
Please, do.

>>8439028
Awesome. What's the next step? Holding hands?

>>8439050
Uh, wow, anon. That's moving really fast. We have to at least get married first before we hold hands.

I almost always remember at least part of my dreams.

They tend to be scary, one reoccurring dream I've had since I was a little girl involves running through the woods while a group of headless monkeys chase me on the ground and in the trees.

>>8438834
The rare multi-generation unicorn-blessed homo

>>8439053
Can I come to your wedding? I want to be there when you two hold hands for the first time.

>>8439053
What about the kittens? Should we adopt them in between marriage and hand holding? Don't want them to get bullied for being bastards.

>>8437870
>How are your dreams?

Mostly confusing messes that come from nowhere and go nowhere. Last one I had was two nights ago.
>In research base on alien planet
>Xenomorphs outside trying to break in
>Have shotgun but it's sticky and slow
>I keep missing my shots
>Aliens kill my crew
>I escape the facility and run
>Aliens chasing me
>Jump into stormy sea so they can't get me
>They congeal into giant amoeba and swim after me
>As it crushes me under the water and starts to absorb me I think how unfair this is
>Wake up

>>8439107
Damn. I wish my dreams played out like a sci-fi movie.

>>8439084

Step 1: Awkward online flirting
2. First Date
3. Second Date
4. Moving in with each other if second date goes well
5. Adopt seven of the oldest, sickest shelter cats
6. Get married
7. Hold hands

>>8439077
Sure, anon

>>8438971
honestly that sounds fucking hideous. half the time i have to leave the room and go read a book, she loves gore, sex, graphicness, she says 'thats America thats what tv and movies are like here'. idk what she sees in that stuff, it just makes me cry

>>8438965
fml

>>8439179
I prefer kittens, nothing is more comfy than a fist sized ball of purring fur in your lap

>>8439188
I'm sorry Americans have bad taste, anon.
We're happy to have our cave-instincts overstimulated with sex and violence that it discourages film studios from putting out anything that delves meaningfully into the human condition.

>>8439188
It's a bit traumatizing. But funny enough, I'm the American and she's French. She's fond of horror movies and some pretty weird cinema.
But then she refuses to watch the Handmaid's Tale, so I'm having to watch it alone. I tell her it's good and she absolutely refuses to give it a chance.

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>>8438230
I agree with this anon. Of the two I'd say to grow it longer, mostly because femmes are so lacking in lesbian communities.

>>8438294
It took me over a year to get over mine, to even be able to see the flag of her home country without risking a fucking suicidal spiral. Hang in there; it gets better.

>>8438756
>older can feel creepy.
Fair enough. Younger usually feels annoying.

>>8439179
>Step 1: Awkward online flirting
>2. First Date
>3. Second Date
>4. Moving in with each other if second date goes well
>5. Adopt seven of the oldest, sickest shelter cats
>6. Get married
>7. Hold hands
8. Lesbian bed death
9. Accusatory cheating
10. Uhaul leasing
GoTo Step 1.

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>>8439179
>5. Adopt seven of the oldest, sickest shelter cats
Get over here and fucking wed me right now.

>>8439219
>>8439201
i'm a complete wimp but i like to be entertained which is why i love fantasy and sci fi, i get immersed and it suspends my shitty crybaby brain. American Gods was a big no, Handmaid's Tale was way awkward, but i'll happily watch Game of Thrones? i'm retarded, anyway i'm gonna go see what shes watching and fall asleep with my head in her lap

>>8437890
>>8437903
why post two?
>>8438241
>butches look best skinny, with curves or muscular, never obese,
this
>>8439231
>mostly because femmes are so lacking in lesbian communities.
Femme reporting. But this is true.. my gf is pretty butch most of the time.

>>8439379
We were both into Man in the High Castle, if you've seen that. Yeah, it's time to crash here too.

>>8439379
I actually think sci-fi is one of the better genres at exploring humanity. Most alien movies do that to some degree.

>>8439243
Okaaaaaay, fine. Will you be wearing a suit or dress?

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>>8439413
Dress. You're wearing one too, and our wedding party will consist of all seven of our cats wearing tiny, fancy clothes.

who /strap on/ here?
there's nothing hotter than lubing your gf up and fucking her until she's a quivering mess.

>inb4 ftm

>>8438326
I like undercuts and two-toned hair a lot but hoooo boy anon, $40 for a dye job is spoken like a true chapstick lesbian. Never not paid triple digits bruh.

>>8438512
Are you around 41?

>>8439732
Pretty sure it's that one cool unnie who's been posting here for years.

>>8439718
I don't even pay more than $30 for a pair of shoes
Let alone my hair
DIY all the way

>>8439812
I'm normally very thrifty but my hair is one of the very few things I'll drop money on. I'm very image conscious and my hair is the only thing I have total control over so it's important to me looks wise. I'm starting to dye it myself again since now I just need upkeep for my roots though so yaaay cheapness.

>>8438776
Don't even care if tranner. I'd date. Your fashion is spot on.

>>8437950
You are ugly

>>8440054
No. This is a cis thread.

>>8440078
Just hide and report.

>>8439732
Waterfall.

>>8440078
Hey, us cis girls can appreciate qt tranners like >>8438776 for example

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>>8440054
>>8440091
You will always be inferior.

>>8440115
Plot twist: they're all trannies

>>8440107
>us cis girls
>implying

>>8437870

My most common dreams are:

-I am being chased. I don't know what will happen if they catch me, but it is something bad.

-I am trying to fly, but it doesn't work properly, I fly a little, but then I feel heavy and can't go higher. Or flying demands concentration and I can't concentrate.

-There are 2 or more Moons. I don't know why, but it is scary.

All in all, my dreams are usually unpleasant and I feel a bit nervous when I wake up.

>>8440119
>>8437950 and >>8438776 are both definitely tranners, no cis girls lurk here

>"you have a very cute face"
>"how did it feel when I complimented you?"
>"Is it possible the reason you feel unsuccessful in dating because you have a hard time talking to girls? Maybe we could try some roleplaying for our next session"
>**panders heavily**
I think my therapist is trying to take advantage of my low self esteem to get more money.

>>8440149
Is your therapist a woman? If so, make the most of it.

>>8440149
>role-playing with a qt therapist
I want this too. ;__;

>"Anon, no need to be shy. Take off your clothes and try to relax"
>"B-but will it hurt?"
>"Yes but it's that kind of pain you'll love"

benis

>>8440203
It would be just like my fanfictions

>>8440203
>>8440199
I feel like she assumes I won't care because she's like my mom's age. Joke's on her, 50% of all crushes I have are on 40 year olds

>>8440311
What kind of role playing is she suggesting?

>>8440388
reee get hons off my cisgen

>>8440311
Sounds like fun. Do for it. It's probably the only chance you'll get to flirt with an older woman with 0% chance of rejection. She'll probably tell you how to improve even.

>>8440429
Well, she was suggesting a scenario where I was talking to a girl I want to get to know, since we were on the topic.
>>8440458
I can't flirt, I can barely use full sentences. Especially if it's in that instance.

>>8440470
That's what she's going to help you with. She's there for practice in a 0 risk environment. There's nothing to worry about because there are no consequences. Have fun.

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>>8440432
Here, I got you.

>>8440514
fuck you this one is just as bad.
removing /tttt/ when?

>>8440514
>that jaw
>that angle
>that tilt
>those tits
>the clothes
>the HANDS
>bulge
>that shoulder ratio

ok

>>8440514
>dem male shoulders

>>8440470
What type of therapy are you in? (Or, if you happen to know, what school of therapy does your therapist subscribe to?)

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>>8440524
How we doing here then?

>>8440527
just basic CBT to help with my social problems and health anxiety

>>8440531
TIL the fashion-conscious butch-hating femmes in clg are trans.

>>8438809
You are annoying and you suck at this

>>8440531
I can feel the mental illness through the computer screen. He can't hide that adams apple forever. The shoulder angle is deceiving too, as is the face angle.

>>8440531
Eyebrows look kinda weird. Too far apart.

>>8440531
>the fucking MY LITTLE PONY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8440531
I really hope you're mixing in some cis pictures just to fuck with people

>>8440541
Go to bed, S.

>>8440548
definitely seen this one in a pass thread so no.

>>8439670
I agree with this

>>8440531
>>8440514
>>8440388
>>8440091
>>8440054
Not gonna lie... I am ashamed to say that some of these are cuter than my cis matches on OKcupid. (which btw is flooded with trannies too, AND non binaries which I think I respect even less. )

>>8440552
I didn't mean that pic specifically, quoting all of them was too much work.

>>8440561
They just aren't though. Without the angles, lighting and makeup, and when you actually talk to them.

>>8440550
I am in bed

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>>8440432
team work

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>>8440564
So many

>>8440568
Are you nakey?

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>>8440548
Here. See if you can tell which one is trans. Should be easy for clg.

>>8440590
I sleep half naked. No top, just tomboy breffs

>>8440601
It's the only proper and most comfy way to sleep.

>>8440607
Its definitely the most comfortable way to sleep

>>8440598
My two cents: the one on the left.
>un-perforated ears, suggesting not socialized female and didn't get them pierced early, but doesn't now either.
>jaw (obviously)
>shoulders
>overcompensates for dysphoria with overly cutesy feminine clothes (sweater) over the right who is fine with a normal coat.
>you can see the edge of a "bralette"
>the hand
>the weird "I'm on hrt for 2 months but still growing my hair out" combover

>>8440598
I hope this is a picture of two cis girls.

>>8440598
I will spoil this much. They are both lesbian. or at least queer.

>>8440598
both cis? They're both outside so they can't be mtf

>>8440618
>un-perforated ears, suggesting not socialized female and didn't get them pierced early, but doesn't now either.
Is that really such a tell-tale sign?

>>8440716
Are tranners allergic to the sun or what?

>>8440735
It melts us.

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>>8440735
>>8440763
>>8440716
See relevant picture.
We also established that >>8440514 was a tranny too right? So that theory is busted at best.
>>8440598
I am going to say the one on the right is a tranner.
>Out of style horned hipster glasses.
>big testosterone fueled wide nose.
>Dat receding hair line
>super thick eyebrows.
>angled picture to hide Adam's apple
They might both be trans and that is the trick. The one on the left has a pretty masculine face too. idk.

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>>8437870
I had a fairly lengthy dream once about the economic downfall of a famous and wealthy woman who comes to experience hallucinations, and a tribe that lived outside the city gates that she regularly and anonymously donated to starts to fall apart as her donations begin to trickle, thinking that they must do increasingly terrible things to appease "god's" wrath.

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>>8440857
Two weeks tobacco-free
>I think, I may have lost track
I keep telling myself that weed doesn't count

>>8440988
Does your gf know that you still smoke weed?

>>8440993
yeh, so long as it's not an everyday thing and I brush right after she doesn't mind
her dad smokes too, we share a bowl whenever I go visit
yana doesn't, says it gives her migraines

>>8438776
QT for sure

She's obviously not a tranner, I just know that all these people calling her a tranner are overweight butch uggos.

>>8438859
Are you out and proud or are you closetlez?
What datingapps do you Asian lesbians use?

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>>8441062
>tfw you'll never smoke a bowl with McBurger

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>>8441091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP4GjgBrE2M

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>>8441104
Next time you roll one up, think of me.

>>8439670
I've never tried it, but I think I'd enjoy it, since I like dominating my qts.

>lubing your gf up and fucking her until she's a quivering mess.

Oh my.

>>8441115
Gotta say that drug use is one of the biggest turn offs I can think of. Not going to judge because I don't give a fuck most of the time, but I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with even a casual drug user.

>>8441131
It's just weed. Chill, anony.
It's not like I'm high 24/7. I just do it on the weekends when I don't have to go to work.

>>8441139
I know, I know, I just have this negative gut reaction to it. I guess my dating pool just got even smaller.

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>>8441167
Have you ever smoked weed before?
Feels good. You should try it if you haven't. In my opinion, it's better than getting drunk. I dislike alcoholic beverages. Never had a taste for it.

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>>8440212
m-more

>>8441182
I think we're the opposite in that regard. I love drinking, especially wine and cocktails but I've never smoked weed. I can't stand the smell and the taste of smoke in my mouth. I've tried cigarettes a few times but didn't like them either.

>>8441209
there's always cannabutter
>you can bake cookies
>cookies that get you baked

>>8441217
Maybe. I've got no interest though. I just don't like recreational drugs.

>>8441209
I've never tried cigarettes before. Honestly, if I had a GF that wasn't cool with me smoking weed I would give it up.
It's not a big deal.

>>8441319
I've had cigarettes a couple of times. Mostly because this one het girl I had a massive crush on wanted to have one but wanted to share it. Closest I ever came to kissing her ;_;

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>>8437870
>tfw no redpilled asian gf

>>8441188
>"mommy, I love you"
>"I know that you do, but mommy has needs. And I need your body right now
>"O-okey, I'm all yours
>"I know."

I'm bilingual. Can't decide if I should write my book in my native language or second language. Second language can reach a bigger crowd but might contain a lot of grammatical errors, but that's what editors are for right? I rarely use my native language, I even think in my second language but my writing would probably be better.

>>8441711
What languages are you talking about?

I'd say make your decision on where you want your fans to be from.

>>8441747
English and Swedish.

Well, only about 10 million people speak/read Swedish. And those who like psychological thrillers are even less I suppose. But I could have my book translated if it sell well in Sweden.

>>8437870
I often dream about the other roads I could have taken in my life and the aspirations I would have had, had I pursued those goals. I play the violin, used to play soccer and love traveling and history.

So sometimes I dream about being a famous violin artist, something less autistic and more classic than Lindsey Stirling usually. Or a famous socccer player (fat chance as a woman, I know) or being on some epic adventure or uncovering a ancient pyramid in Mexico, or something like that.

>>8441711
Native language, no doubt. No matter how fluent you think you are in your second language, your mother tongue will always be your natural voice, on paper and in your head. Translations can always come afterwards.

I've faced the same choice, and I took creative writing classes in the UK to boot, but I'm convinced now that there is always a handicap in my English, which is better left for a proper revision once I've worded my work in Danish.

>join actuallesbians's and tumblr discords for qt sjw gf to convert
>everyone is a tranny

My gf fell asleep with gum in her mouth and it ended up getting in my hair.

I'm pretty pissed

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Any other Swedes here? How soon are you planning on leaving?

>>8441964
I read gun because this is lesgen.

>>8441985
whoa dude. jesus christ. what site is that screen cap from??

please stop hating on tranners
at least us who aren't """transbians"""
thank you

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>watching overwatch stream
>french girl with cute voice and french accent on vc
>tfw no french gf

>>8441081
closeted4life. I've never tried dating. Every girl I like is straight and every lesbian in my area is uggo/fat/SJW. I don't think I'll ever get a gf.

>>8442116
Spoken like an 18 year old. Kek.

>>8441963
Convert the tranners.

>>8442102
Join the French Fries discord. Maybe you can find your Frenchy gf there.

>>8441131
I don't mind drug use actually, but I'm still very much averse to weed. All the kids back in High School who thought they were super tough and rebellious continously talked about their weed consumption, which put me off of it so much.
On the other hand I had no problem dating a grill who offered me cocaine on the first date.

>>8442349
cocaine is THE most boring drug ever.
all it does is make your teeth numb while dripping down the back of your throat making you gag.
overrated/10

>>8442228
The only thing a tranny should be converted to is a dead body.

>>8442385
>all it does is make your teeth numb while dripping down the back of your throat making you gag.

For me it only ever made my throat feel a bit dry, but it did give me more energy. Most of the time I already had a few drinks beforehand, so I find it harder to pin down which effects stem from where.

>>8442404
much edgy

>>8442432
About as edgy as saying "the sky is blue", anon.

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>>8440561
I know it's trendy to hate on MtFs in this thread, but I'd take qt passing trans over fat ugly cis any day of the week. Sweaty rolls of lard disgust me more than dicks.

Unfortunately, almost no MtFs pass to the degree of the pics being posted, so this is a purely hypothetical preference.

>>8440618
>>8440733
>tfw cis with unpierced ears

>>8440598
Left side. Males are not brave nor interested enough to wear the look on the right while trying to transition to female.

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>>8442448
>sweaty rolls of lard

>>8442448
>Its ok to like a guy as long as it doesn't look exactly like a guy
Bishit logic. Please fuck off to the bishit thread if you aren't even gonna pretend to be lesbian.

>>8442185
Is this a bad or good thing?

>>8442448
Where the hell did you and the rest of the sympathizers come from?

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this makes me want to throw up.

>>8442516
They're either bishits or just trannies pretending they're girls.

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Speaking of small vices, looks like coworkers are doing an early happy hour in my office.

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>>8442482
>it's gayer to like a girl that passes as a guy than a guy that passes as a girl
Uh huh.

I'm not attracted specifically to vaginas, I'm attracted to a combination of very feminine physical characteristics that usually come part and parcel with vaginas. Genitals are just a means to an end. If that makes me bi, I'm fine with that, but I'm still gonna post in these threads and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>8442527
Not sure why but they never seem to buy stuff I've had before. Well, it's free so no one's complaining.

>>8440598
So confirming what i already thought clg can't really tell a passing tranny from a cis woman.

I posted all these pictures except the first one. I mixed some cis girls in and you can't even tell. The picture with two side by side is of two cis girls. Sorry clg.
>>8441963
I Also joined this and it was horrible. I'm trans and even i don't post there or want anything to do with it because it is ALL cringe tier transbians. I hold the belief that trans women should try and blend/live as cis women. I hate a lot of other trans people and i don't even think the majority of them are legit. I think of myself as just another lesbian but i was born with a horrible disfigurement/health condition. (AMAB)

>>8442540
>I'm not like other transbians
Kek

The qt with whom I almost share a last name asked me for my book today and I didn't even spill my spaghetti.
We also got assigned groups today, and the members were determined by attendance list. Even though our names are right next to each other, I still had to form a group with another grill (who wears rainbow earrings and further ups the percentage of gays in that class). ;_;

>>8442516
d/a, but I've been here since the beginning. Y'all are just really good at ignoring/retconning things you don't like.

Tranners and bishit, just leave. This thread not for you. You are not welcome here. Why it's so hard you to understand and accept?

>>8442565
>Y'all are just really good at ignoring
If only that were true

>>8442534
>not attracted to vagina
Yep. Not a lesbian. Bishit pls leave

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Post cute butches

>>8442540
I was so hoping this was the case. Witch hunting dipshits got rekt.

>>8442565
It just seems like today the men have the entire thread, I thought I picked "lesgen" for a second there.

>>8442587
>post cute shit
>post "cute" ftm tranners

>>8442540
>jokes on you neither are trans
I knew you'd do that. So post proof?

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>>8442595
butch ≠ ftm

>>8442527
>hazelnut coffee cream on that bottom row
My favorite! Sooo fucking delicious.

>>8442565
>Y'all are just really good at ignoring
The sweetest lie. Someone posts that they'd be more interested in a hypothetical attractive, perfect-passing MtF than an ugly cis landwhale and they lose they minds.

>>8442594
That would be the dead thread. Here is where they troll in a desperate attempt to try and pretend they don't feel massively inferior towards real women and try to ruin fun because they want everyone to be as miserable as they are.
Basically, like 4chan autistic guys with added mental issues.

>>8442631
It'd be alive if they all went there.

>>8442639
That makes sense for people without mental issues and a life. But remember who we're talking about here.

>>8442607
Yes, it is. Otherwise I don't know how to explain the fact that women trying to destroy femininity in herself.

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>>8442658
butch lesbians are still women

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FACT: none of you can control who posts in these threads.

FACT: trying to enforce the goldstar cis purity of /cgl/'s populations only feeds trolls, devolves into bickering/pissing/moaning, and overall derails the thread.

CONCLUSION: have the goddamn common sense to hide posts you don't like and just keep talking about lesbian shit.

trans women are women
how hard is it to get that fact through your thick skulls, you privileged cis fucks

>>8442667
Looks like a combination of Dwight and Kevin from The Office.

>>8442681
still more of a girl than any mtf

>>8442667
Technically they are the women. And they probably hate it.

>>8442674
That would work if people would stop posting things here that makes this thread look like the tranner thread. It's called cis lesgen. Stop enabling the transbians.

>>8442697
I don't know why anyone would hate being a girl. I love being the way I look in cute outfits, being feminine, and liking other girls. It just feels right :<