/Two Lies and a Truth/

>>8436916
It's more fun as 2 truths 1 lie

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>>8436944
I always played it this way :)

>>8436916
1 and 3 are lies.

>>8436944
>>8436956
Just post whichever you prefer as long as you say which it is too.

>>8436989
Oh yea, totally. Feel free to do a 2 Truths and 1 Lie instead if you feel like it

>between the 8 grandkids my grandparents on my dad's side have, 5 of us are somewhere in the lgbt umbrella
>I once kissed Azealia Banks
>I was fisted the same night I did anything sexual

Two truths, one lie.

>>8437028
1 and 3 are true

2 truths 1 lie
1. My biggest kink is large crowds of people applauding me for doing good work. Not even like motivated public sex or something like that, like getting first place in a spelling bee kind of applause.
2. I fully completed a video game for the first time in at least 6 years this year.
3. I lost my virginity while watching that movie The Wild on Cartoon Network (the one that's a ripoff of Madagascar).

>>8437038
Correct. Only got a hug from that bitch

>>8437073
The first one is kind of hot so Imma go 1 and 2 are true, 3 is false

>>8437103
nop.

>>8436916
1. I got a scissor stuck in my vagina
2. I got my hand stuck in my vagina
3. I got a comb stuck in my vagina

>>8437173
Is it possible to get your hand stuck in your vagina?

>>8436975
Nope!

>>8437173
3 sounds the most likely

>>8437187
nope.

>>8437187
Well they specified comb which I don't think would be appealing for insertion

I'm going to go with scissors

>>8437207
ding ding ding

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>>8437207
>Comb doesn't seem appealing for insertion
>Imma go with scissors

>>8437218
i made a very misguided attempt to trim down there, it went all kinds of wrong

>>8437218
Not that I would do it, but it at least has the right shape. A flat piece of plastic with teeth probably wouldn't cross anyone's mind for insertion.

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>>8437173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

>>8437232
I thought more of a comb with a handle desu.

>>8437239
they'd call it a brush

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>>8437242
This is not a brush

>>8437277
nobody with a vagina has one of those

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>>8437277
Are you from the eighties?

>>8437073
1 is a lie

1.I like vidya
2.I wish I was born a girl
3.I fucked my brother in the ass

>>8438452
correct!

>>8438492
1 is a lie

>>8438492
I really hope you like videogames.

>i had PIV sex with a woman who was 6'8''
>i've fucked more men than i can count, and only 10 women, but i vastly prefer women and always have
>my dick is above average but i'm very insecure about it

>>8439490
1 is a lie

>>8439493
nope, that happened. i was 5'9''-5'10'' at the time

>>8438492
2 seems like the lie given the other two

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>>8439168
Kek'd
>>8439174
Don't worry anon, I like vidya.
>>8439503
2 and 3 are the lies.

1. My first kiss was with my sister.
2. My mother died when I was three.
3. My girlfriend wants to kill people.

Two truths.

>>8439716
1 and 3 are the truths.

>>8439762
Nah

>>8439772
1 and 2?

>>8439789
2 and 3, I love my crazy girlfriend

>>8439793
Well, I'm sorry for your mother's death then.

>>8440621
Eh, shit happens