/gaygen/ - cute anime boys edition

>>8432540
Kys pedo

>>8432540
>>8432553

>>8432540
The cutest boy is what's his face from my teen romantic comedy snafu

Cutest anime boy is reiner from attack on titan, anyone else is trash

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mmmm

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>>8432583
shit, that was suppose to be a gif

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>>8432540
Koichi will always be my cutest.

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>seeing a twink that gets me rock hard and makes me cum buckets
but we have little in common, he doesnt even want to engage in my kinks
>went on one date with a person whos twice my size, overweight but we talked for hours and we have so much in common and i havent clicked this well with anyone in a very long time and is more than willing engage in my kinks
not sexually attracted to him at all

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>>8432644
Okay?

Rocket Raccoon

Don't have a photo, but my favorites are and will always be Sokka, Mako, and Bolin
> inb4 not anime
Yeah, I know, shut up

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>>8432656

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>>8432644
>>8432653

>>8432644
>>8432653
>>8432689
strange train of thought you have there...

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>>8432642
wrong Koichi m8

3d anime >>> 2d anime

>>8432734
>pink hair
>bright colored skin patches
>freaky fake head to scare away animals
Sure whatever but that thing is fucking poisonous.

>>8432800
If a drawing of your God is an insult, your religion is shite.

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>>8432800
>That is the worst insult you could've given me
You should be thanking your God that this is a blue board.

>>8432818
why are you on a gay message board shitskin

>>8432818
> Calls me a cocksucker
> Posting in gay thread
Oh the irony.

>>8432822
Wonder how big Mohammad's cock was

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>>8432757
if you want the fairytale you have to eat the poisonous apple

>>8432841
Can your cock even penetrate an ass?

>>8432841
>I would fuck all three of you in your asses and destroy you and make you convert to Islam
Are you flirting with me?

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>>8432861
Sex with him will be explosive

>>8432870
Gives an interesting twist to doggy style when you're doing it in the direction of Mecca.

>>8432880
Careful, that's Haram. Make sure to use bacon lube for added effect

>>8432669
Are you that Paweł tripfag?

good taste

>>8432891
Yea

>>8428696
>literally just because they found out you were gay?
Yes unfortunately not everyone lives in a first world country.

>>8432882
being rejected hurts, doesn't it?
I'm sure you'll find a man one day.

>>8432912
Wait, when he orgasms does he scream "Oh Allah, yes!"

>>8432916
Probably.
His partner will probably scream like a little goat.

>>8432935
They fuck goats because they can't complain about it.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8432583
Yamagi is very cute. Mika too. Wish they pushed Yamagi x Shino and Mika x Orga more though.

>>8432656
Rocket Raccoon isn't an anime!

Do I chase bf or chase my dreams of finally discovering some sort of eldritch truth that destroys the world so I can get some fucking sleep

>>8433047
>not chasing an eldritch bf
Do you even fhtagn?

>>8433060
>Get eldritch bf
>Can't understand anything he says
>Keeps wanting me to make contracts with him
>Won't eat anything but the physical manifestation of pain
>Keeps impregnating women
No thanks

>>8433078
>Can't understand anything he says
Don't need to. He'll gently fuck your mind anyways.
>Keeps wanting me to make contracts with him
What do you think monogamy is?
>Won't eat anything but the physical manifestation of pain
He just likes it a little rough.
>Keeps impregnating women
Not if he's your bf.
He'll impregnate you instead.

Oh and imagine what he could do with all these tentacles.

>>8433105
>He is able to even comprehend what his eldritch bf looks like
Lucky

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I just want to be coddled and told everything's fine
>Brother said someone knocked at the door at 10PM and then the dog was barking at the gate later which has set off my paranoia and now I cant sleep

>>8433184
After what you said, I don't think that'll work, nice try

>>8432838
a 9 year old survived sex without any major injury, as a virgin.
probably super tiny.

>>8433047
finish bloodborne, get some sleep, then go get your man

>>8433262
Not surprised

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>hiking with best friend
>get on a perch with him and chill with a view
>get a little sleepy and rest my head on his shoulder
>he lays back and beckons me to join him
>end up resting my head on his chest with him embracing me
>drift into sleep
>suddenly jerk awake
>i'm in my room
>begin to cry

I want to fuck Rachel Maddow

>>8433538
>beckons
whilst

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>>8433566
How do I forget about him gaygen?
He's a straight breeder.

>>8433621
go to a gayba

Anyone put ' no jews' on their Grindr profile or tinder. Did it have any affect anything ?

>>8433668
I put some hebrew shit on my profile pretty much saying no jews (but with a heart so plebs think it's some nice shit)
wasn't too long before i found myself sucking on a thick jewish cock desu

>>8433696

Most Jews outside Israel don't know Hebrew they just see it and they just think we wuz Israelites. They probably assumed you were Jewish too.

>>8433696
>thick jewish cock
jews have tiny cocks so either he lied or you're lying.

>>8433728
I mean there was another jew (also a vegan) who asked me about it, and then he winded up making fun of himself/jews and was pretty charming desu but the bigger dick won out

>>8433735
Eastern europeans have some of the nicest big cocks, doesn't mean you won't find some microdicks. Same vice versa

>>8433754
protip: jews aren't eastern europeans
>inb4 we wuz khazars! n shieet

How big of a turn off is baldness?

>>8433795
You missed the actual point if you legitimately thought I was calling jews EEuros.

>>8433802
Depends on person but it's not enough of a turnoff factor unless they're severely balding and trying to hold on to 3 strands of hair.

>>8433802
Depends on the person, and also >>8433825

>tfw became gay because I was avoidant and scared of woman
>tfw dating a misogynistic hyper masculine redpilled, "lgbt"-hating /pol/ack bf

Heaven!

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>>8434227
What?

Be honest.

I should choose my boyfriend over my desire to transition? Right?

The trannies lie don't they? It's better to be loved for who you are not than be alone as yourself

I'd lie and pretend to be whatever he asked me to be. Just so long as I'm loved. My desires don't matter

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> Be honest.
Okay
> I should choose my boyfriend over my desire to transition? Right?

Did you fall in love with him or his penis?

> The trannies lie, don't they? It's better to be loved for who you have than not, been alone as yourself

Trannies don't lie mate. No more or less than everyone else.

> I'd lie and pretend to be whatever he asked me to be. Just so long as I'm loved. My desires don't matter

Okay, that's really sad actually. Don't sacrifice yourself just to make someone else happy. That never works. They'll see right through and it you'll end up broken.

>>8432650
>Jonsi
>Matmos
>Arca
>[spoiler]Antony[/spoiler]
what a fag hag

>>8434291
I fell in love with him. And he fell in love with me.


Me being a guy, soft, sensitive, cuddly.

Not a girl

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>>8434366
Do not change yourself to make others happy. It will end well for nobody. Tell him (her?) that you can't be with (her?). It's that simple.

>>8434387
I never changed myself
He fell in love what was there naturally.

I don't want a mental illness I've kept hidden well all these years take away the boy he fell in love with.

>>8434366
Have you spoken with him about it all? Do you know his stance on such a thing.
Real love is hard to come by, if I were in your position I'd just repress. Or posssibly transition into a twinkhon, have him refer to me by female pronouns and hope that through some cognitive dissonance he can think of me as a man to himself if that's what keeps him attracted to me

>>8434455
He doesent like girls

I want to stay with him forever, I never feel dysphoria when he is near.

>>8434512
Honestly, just repress then, it sounds like he really is that important.
Also, while obviously even talking about something like this with no intention to transition could fuck up your relationship, but if you really love each other you should consider talking with him about. it

>>8434538
I think it would ruin the magic
He loves a boy, not a repressed transwoman.

At least my nature isn't hidden with him and I'm the obvious "girl" of the relationship

>>8434227
>If you can't have, why not be?

>>8434552
I can see how it would, yeah
Fuck it anon, staying a boy seems to be the best option unless the trannies aren't memeing about it getting worse as you get older. imo it doesn't sound like it's worth fucking up your relationship over

>six minutes to 4am
fuck me

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>>8434574
> fuck me

Are you volunteering?

>>8434574
>unless the trannies aren't memeing about it getting worse as you get older
I think that depends on the kind of dysphoria and how it's handled.

>>8435047
>>8434574
>implying the retards on this board can delineate actual gender ident issues from garden variety major depression

PROTIP: Everyone on 4chan is depressed! Everyone! Doesn't mean we're all lining up to become girls. All depressions have a cause, all suffering has a cause. Don't make the mistake of conflating your depression for dysphoria, for it can convince you to go down bad roads.

Not to shit on the people who actually go through gender ident issues, but many seem to think their depression is just masked dysphoria and this oft isn't the case.

>>8435073
>implying there's a difference

cannot WAIT to smoke some weed and watch porn
and use the dildo i found

>>8435073
I'm not depressed.

But I also don't really fit the stereotype of 4chan, I just like reading this board because normal people are incredibly dull and this board can be funny.

The only guy I've really loved would basically fit right in here: bipolar, functioning alcoholic, likely undiagnosed autist (which he agrees with). Unfortunately also incredibly self-destructive and is seemingly incapable of monogamy.

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The boy I have a crush on is going through rough times with his significant other. He might be single soon. I want the best for him since he's such a good friend but holy shit I want to date him.
I think playing it slowly would be advantageous. Should I bother cracking open art of seduction again?

>>8435590
>art of seduction
hey baby want some fuk

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>>8435672
>tfw disappointed dreamer
also the book is for straight people hurr

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I want to kiss a boy

>>8435730
Brush your teeth, mouthwash, and exfoliate your lips with your toothbrush. Have some good chapstick. Instantly kissable.

>>8432540
I just wanted a fishing anime and this gay alien wouldn't fuck off

>>8435295
>dildo i found
:/

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>>8435295
High faps are great

>>8435983
[spoiler]in one my bf's old bags[/spoiler]
dont think im getting the weed today though
reee

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>>8432583
His boyfriendo died such a horrible death

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>>8435983
that does sound kind of creepy the more I think about it
>>8435737
> tfw no boy to kiss
>>8435688
there is an art of seduction, it's called not being shit at "dating" apps
>>8435590
Wait until he's single, Get close to him, be friends. Don't try to steal him from his bf. He may not be ready for a relationship right after, respect that and wait.
>>8436145
That sucks anon

>>8434227
idk why this is so funny to me
like all the gays I grew up with were super popular with women so to hear someone being afraid of them is top notch

>>8436177
Hes not afraid of them but I am.
Teenage rejections and embrassment made me fear them, not to mention some subconscious tranny feels too that don't help.

And I became so crippled socially with the ppposite sex I turned to homosexuality to satisfy my want for companionship

>>8435737
>exfoliate your lips with your toothbrush
Hmmmm.

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>>8432998
Yaoi anon have you read caste heaven or junjou bitch or blood bank some are Korean manga but they are pretty good for lewds my fujoshi friend turned me onto blood bank. Junjou bitch gets lewd really fast so make sure ur not in public reading it. Pic related is from blood bank haven't read it yet desu but the art looks really good.

>>8436333
Could you in theory exfoliate your lips with a hard dick?

>>8436354
Only if you have a rough dick. Like a sandpaper dick or something. And that wouldn't be much good for anything else.

>>8436208
Lmao anon pls

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>>8436367
Welp that idea is blown it feels really weird to exfoliate your lips with a toothbrush tho. Cherry chopstick or strawberry is already my go to for the day who doesn't like tasting like a fruit x3

>>8436388
I cry a lot
I replay in my head all the times girls said no to me when I have sex with my boyfriend

>>8436394
Could just just a fucking sponge to exfoliate like a normal person.

>>8436208
Relevant I think anon
http://archive.is/ofQGc

>>8436417
That's the funniest post on ssc

>>8436514
Why do you say that?

>>8432583
honestly it feels so wrong but feels so good.

>>8436562
it's basically a blank page, why would anyone read it

>>8436704
>it's basically a blank page,
How so?

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>tfw no bf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8436731
no point in reading it, just a bunch of words

compile it into five sentences and it's worth reading

>>8436923
Compile please?

>>8436967
no you need a specialist to find the small amounts of useful information in the text, I can't be bothering with this mate

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love thicc boys

ok boys i need help
im a bisexual mostly bottom man, and i only ever had sex with other men that i met "organically", i.e., as a friend, then going out as a friend, then making out for a few dates and then having actual sex. but now i got a TINDER(tm) account and i have huge insecurity issues about my body hair. I have a LOT of buttock hair, but as i had some degree of intimacy with my partners so far, i could straight up say that i was insecure about it, and i would shave it off if they'd like. None of them asked for that.
My question is: how should i approach this question with more casual dates? Bear in mind im massively anxious.
ps: man i wish could just go ahead and shave it, but i got hair all over my body im afraid ill look funny if i just shave my buttocks.

Why are there so few other attractive shy gay boys on dating sites or unlucky attractive guys? Im so sick of getting hit up by obese, greasy, receding hairline, old, curly haired, "lol im so polite but lets fuck" or "I-I'll do everything for you" betas.

I reset my pof to refresh my dating pool.that was 3 days ago, I've only been messaged and viewed by fat and old fucks who dont give 2 shits about their appearance and their serial killer flat look is somehow going to attract people?
It's like they think people dont see them as a person so they dont even bother to try and act like one.
I've lost any attraction ill ever have to chubbies because of them.

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>>8437312
Shave your whole body
>>8437400
Pic relateable

>>8437429

>2:56am

>>8437429
i cant shave everything, im living with my family for the time. and when i move out, im moving out with my friend but stay in this city. also it is VERY expensive to wax everything. thanks for the answer tho senpai

>>8437442
Not surprising someone like them would be up all night

>>8432540
Faggots and weeaboos, this'll be a fucking field day.

>>8437453
I shaved everything even when i was with my family.
Always did it when no one was home. Who's gonna care if you shave everything either?
>anon you were in ther an awful long time
>my body hair was starting to >insert problem< so i trimmed it
Btw, trim your hair as opposed to shaving it until you know what your doing, get an electric razor

>>8437472
thanks, ill look up trimming body hair. even some of my straight friends do it actually.
what about my pubic/butt hair? im very self conscious and HATE IT as a bottom. any tips on it not looking weird if i wax only my buttocks? will men still smash me?

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>>8437453
get one of these, its cheap and fast, take it with you when you shower

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>>8437492
I shave my butt and genitals i just have to be VERY careful.
I have a shave with a guard before the blade for when i do my sacky cuz i have nicked it before and that sucks. It dorsnt fucking suck but it's not fun either

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>>8436879
>tfw no bf

>>8437504
my hair is very thick and theres too much. it would take like 2 or 3 razors and id get razorburns all over. i just wish i had less hair.

>>8437493
i think ill shave my chest, trim my legs and wax the buttocks. does that sound feasible?

>>8437529
Electric shaves trim so that you look shaved but like a cat, you would both feel it if petted the wrong way

>>8437518
Hit up the guy in puc related: >>8437429

>>8437518
>tfw bf but I'm a repressed tranny

>>8437546
Nah.

I want something pretty of my own but I don't want to deal with the complications of sexual intimacy.

>>8437550
Tfw bf but im a demon

>>8432540
yaoi boy is an ftm fujo

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>tfw gf

>>8437567
aren't all ftms fujos with a piss fetish?

>>8437493
Misleading thumbnail

>>8437604
I thought it was a penguin too

>>8437400
Because the guys you mention (not the creeps) are there for a very short period and when they get what they want they're out bitch.
The creeps are there forever.

So you either get lucky with your timing/location, or you wait it out. Or don't I mean it's up to you.

>>8437611
Exactly.

One of those vibrating penguins you shove up your butt.

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>tfw being call gay and fag by strangers just because i dress up a little in my shit hole city

We can't all be wearing shit from Sears and the dollar stores.

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>>8437633
>putting things in your butt

>>8437667
Shut up, faggot.

>>8437695
My sass has to go somewhere

>>8437721
Same.

Sass means dong, right?

>>8437749
My dong doesn't need to go anywhere

>>8437759
Then you and me are very different people.

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I WANT A BF. GIVE ME A BF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8437811
there's tons of sluts out there

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>>8437816
>dating sluts

>>8437819
might as well ask for a unicorn

>>8437825
Im a unicorn then
>tfw a cute but virgin and no bf

>>8437831
you'll turn into a slut the second you punch your vcard

>>8437836
No way senpai, im not like those other boys

>>8437854
Maybe you can save yourself if you only do hand and mouth stuff, once a dick touches your prostate you're fucking done for kiddo

>>8437860
You have no proof

>>8437867
Find me one monogamous gay guy who's had a dick in his ass.

>>8437442
>>8437454
>being this critical
you people deserve to be alone

>>8437058
s-sauce

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>>8437825

>>8437831
>tfw same but not cute

>>8437894
Can confirm. Post here a fair amount, definitely deserve being alone. Pattern holds weight.

>>8437860
Personally I've never liked being fucked in the ass all that much.

>>8437912
Are you monogamous and a nice boy and not slutty?

>>8437811
ok where u at boi? il give u sum mclovin

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>>8437918

>>8437917
Ha ha ha ha ha

PS: Top degeneracy > sub degeneracy

>>8437927
My point was just that virgin-kun is misinformed about there being non-slut gays who are sexually active.

They might exist but I sure don't see any

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>>8432540
I want to cuddle and sleep all day with this cinnamon bun.

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>anime boys doesn't real

>>8437937
I wouldnt be a slut. Im a good boy

>tfw no oniichan bf

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>too vigorous with dildo
>gave myself internal hemorrhoids
>stupid brain keeps stressing me out thinking I have ass cancer and should go to the doctor and they will amputate my butthole

>>8438055
Go to the doctor you dumb nigger

>>8438061
nah

>tfw no asexual catboy bf who'll walk around the house and be cute and cuddle

>>8438055
Your Darwin Award will come in the mail.

>>8438111
hemorrhoids aren't that big of a deal

you probably shouldn't be sticking things in your butt though

>>8437645
>not getting your bulk rate clothes from the same place you buy your tires and large kitchen appliances

>>8438125
if a guy wears expensive clothing I really can't tell

did the avatar/soc/fags get aids and all die?

>>8437894
>t. Creep

>>8438698
>anyone who is awake at 3am is a creep
Go back to your high school tier gossipy bitching cliques you shallow moron

>>8438724
Sending messages to people that wacky at 3am is definitely creepy af
It's OK anon, you've learned from your mistakes.

>>8437058
sauce pls

>>8437940
>>8437952
yaoi girls go a away you don't belong here

>>8437493
I've bought a couple phillips body grooms..They seem to of made a new model.. They work well until the foil thing gets old but seem to be super shitty quality.. IDK if there are any other options though.

>>8439040
hey its the cheapest and fastest option out there although the results arent super smooth, im thinking about getting a high end epilator though.

How you guys doing, /gaygen/?

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Who here /shavestheirlegs/?
So comfy

>>8439134
i tried it once, i didn't care for it but I realized I like running blades against my skin

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>>8438983

I'm not a yaoi girl I'm just broken inside and like fictional characters more than reality.

>>8439055
yeah, Im super hairy. I wouldn't say they are smooth at all. I just use it to shave it down every once in a while some im not a wolverine

>>8439062
ok

>>8437493
these have a tendency to feel like they're pulling my hair out

>>8439159
im hairy too but I can't bother with dealing with it

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>feel the need to make my voice sound deeper than what it actually is
>repress gay voice
Does anyone else know this feel?

>>8439170
you have a natural gay lisp? ha suck it flamer!
>tfw you are normal and have a perfectly normal voice

>>8439170
It's pretty obvious when someone is putting on a voice.

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>>8439170
Yeah, I did that.
Now my voice is super deep.
Honestly, it makes all the boys wet.
That and the gym were the best things I ever did.
Now I have a stable of bottoms rotating on my dick.

Im excited. I have a date tomorrow (never been on one). We get along well over text, so if he's attractive then it will be awesome. He's into queer theory and is creating a photography collection called "Cruising" which is somewhat sexually explicit, so I think he and I are not the exact same kind of gay, but it will probably be a fun time anyway. :)

>>8439307
i fucking hate irony

>>8439170
>want a deeper voice
>just wind up sounding like a tranny impersonating ms doubtfire
I don't even have a high pitched voice or a lisp, it's just soft

>>8438871
>implying I message people first
I really don't understand this. Wtf does the time he sent it have to do with anything? Maybe he just couldn't sleep and decided to check out who was online, y'know like anyone would. Please spell out to me what is creepy about sending at that time. I admit the message itself and profile pic makes him seem off but I don't see how the time matters at all.

anyone taking finasteride? i'm 18, gay, and balding fast. i don't want to look 40 in my 20s.

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>>8439710
you're fucked kiddo, you're on /teammasc/ now

>>8439710
>i'm 18, gay, and bald...
mmm sexy..
> i don't want to look 40 in my 20s.
why would you?

>>8439710
i think you have to take rogaine to actually regrow lost hair

>>8439381
explain what u mean

>grew my hair out
>too lazy to style it ever
>mostly look like a hungover english professor but not in a hot way
>people still occasionally compliment it because it's naturally very soft and fine

I feel like it's kind of a waste to just keep it buzzed down but it feels like extra work for nothing.

>>8439668
>Cringey creepy autistic loser can't sleep
>Reads my entire profile at time
>Forms a reply for every talking point
>Pic is flat serial killer face
The time matters be ause I think he wanted another kill before dawn

>>8440491
You literally sound like an annoying whiny girl looking for Chad.
>ugh why do all these creepy losers message me at 3am
You're just judging all of his actions on his attractiveness. If he was a 7/10+ you wouldn't be complaining at all. Go and transition and get the vagina that was made for you: it's obvious you have the mind of a shallow 20 something girl already.

>>8440491
let's see his face

>>8437429
meh, I just get tired of guys who turn all the boring regular crap I say in my profile into some kind of depressed cry for attention. Like on one I gave up and just said "I'm a dork".. because I am, and proud of it.. but then I still get guys going "Aww, I don't think you're a dork, you look really cute and handsome. I bet we'd have lots of fun."... like what? fuck you faggot.

>>8437442
i don't see how this is relevant at all.
adults don't have mommies giving them a bedtime, and they can stay up late and hit on dudes if they feel like it.
3am is also when the bars close around here, so it's usually the time that everyone hops online to find someone to go home with.

>When the dude won't stop labelling himself things and you haven't even met yet
Like wtf let me figure out you play games during the date don't give me a fucking bio before meeting

>tfw your perfect fuckbud you fucked 4 times blocks you after you miss one night we were supposed to fuck and then have to leave for another city for the summer

>>8442010
doesn't sound perfect, sounds like a woman

>>8442023
I dno, maybe there was an misinterpretation? Should I try to contact him through any other gay media than Grindr?

>>8442034
normal men shouldn't give a fuck when you disappoint them one time. blocking you for missing one hook-up makes him sound insecure and melodramatic. why would you want to contact a drama queen? don't be desperate, have more self-respect and just look for someone better.

>>8442067
B-but masc swede guys are like one in 100 and he was a really good fucker

>>8442077
I'm sure you'll find plenty of other insecure guys pretending to be masc if you look a little harder.

>>8442105
No I won't because it's fucking Sweden.
Oh and friendly reminder that masc pretenders are a thousand times better than faggot woman pretenders, even if it's a bad act (wanna guess the reason?).
But even masc pretenders doesn't exist in feminist heaven Sweden.

>>8442121
Take a moment to understand how retarded you sound.

>>8442121
Ah. Now I understand why he blocked you.

I wanna wear some cute nail Polish without being too (for lack of a better word) fruity, but black is edgy and putting on clear coats makes me wish it had some color.

>>8442138
>>8442169
At least I can explain my reasoning, are you 14?

>>8442274
>At least I can explain my reasoning
>No I won't because it's fucking Sweden.
Nobel Prize for this astounding explanation. *clabs*

>>8442370
Ah yes then how about asking me to elaborate rather than shitpost? Please let me.
The fact is that I've on m u l t i p l e occasions linked Grindr screenshots to prove my statements in this gen about the fact that Sweden is brim filled with femfaggots and that mascfags here are unicorns, and you agree with me every. single. time.
Want me to post another screenshot? Maybe you could fake gps here to see for yourself, or will you continue your needless shitposting?

>>8442417
See >>8442169

I like gay anime shit but I will take this secret with me to the grave.

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Where to find qt boys who hate jews ?

Is it weird to go to a gay bar on your own?
Want to start dating but tindr here is shit desu

>>8442730
>that pic

I'd just get up when they weren't paying attention and move seats, then leave them there after the movie.
No reason to be such a drama queen about it.

>>8442767
not weird, it's actually what i'll probably have to do too

>>8442767
depends on how extroverted you are.

I'm a total introvert and I've done it a couple times but didn't enjoy myself at all.... I didn't enjoy myself when I went with friends either, actually.

>>8433538

me. every night.

>>8442730
Find the jews, no one hates jews more than other jews.

>>8432822

As far as ancient conquerors go, Mohamed wasn't that bad. Better even, because he was trying to unite the world under a single religion in order to better defeat the reptilian subterraneans.

>>8442897
>no (pbuh) after Mohammad (pbuh)

2/10 see me after class

>>8442897
All good and evil view themselves as working towards a greater good. Mo is no different in this regard.

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>>8442897
>the reptilian subterraneans

kek

>>8442778
I can be fairly extroverted at times, but I sometimes find it a bit difficult if I don't get in with a table of people fairly quickly

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>>8433538
I actually did this with my best friend two saturdays ago.

We had no contact with eachother for 8 months due to me confessing my feelings for him back in october of last year.

He shows up at my door and apologizes and the day ends with us lying in bed in our underwear hugging the fuck out of eachother and me resting my head on his chest. There are no words to describe the happiness i felt

Thought i'd give you some hope bro, i never thought i'd see him again but here he is in the end.

Who here /cuddlesapillowwhilelookingathappycouples/ here?

>>8443043
>here he is in MY REAR end

FTFY

>>8443072

god I'm so pathetic.

What is the best nickname for a bf ?

Also what is the best way to get a bf ?

>>8432856
wtf are you larping as

>>8443131
its based off their name
in a dumpster you'll typically find gaygen regulars so you should be able to find a bf there

>see that someone matched me on pof
>his profile says he is straight

wat ?

>>8443147
pof fucks shit up as usual

>>8443147
straight just means closeted
fuck him
(i mean like literally fuck him)

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>talking to a guy on an app for the first time
>he mentions how much money he makes (80k+ apparently)

why do normies do this shit ? Why would you talk to someone get their hopes up and then spend the entire conversation humble bragging ?

>>8443193
he thinks he is telling you what you want to hear.
just change the subject gracefully and move on.

>>8443205

well I stopped replying to him a few weeks ago so...

>>8443193
A lot of people place huge importance on financial well being so he's probably just telling you to figure things out.

If he's actually humble bragging the entire time, learn to actually steer conversations away from it or just be upfront. Clear the air instead of shitposting on gaygen b.

>>8442922

I don't even... whut?

>>8442925

Eh, I think Ted Bundy knew he was a bastard.

>>8442930

My mate told me about a story in the Quran in which Muhammad was running from two men and decided to hide in a cave (IE, underground). A lizard he met in there decided to rat him out to the men, but a spider (IE, insectoid/mantis aliens) used a "web" (a forcefield) to block up the entrance. He didn't put it like that, but I was thinking about it in the weeks after and it ads up.

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>>8443227
>it ads up

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>>8443108
At least we're pathetic together anon

>>8443227
>Ted Bundy
Nah, he was getting rid of white women & proving blindly trusting authoritative figures is stupid as hell.

>>8441479
See: >>8437429

>>8432540
my favorite anime boy is yaoi boy. hes so sweet and cute and cuddleable. i want him to reverse rape me

>>8441769
Yeah, that shit bothers me too.
If i message someone, i take something interesting and ask about it, like how you start a convo irl

>>8442897
>As far as ancient conquerors go, Mohamed wasn't that bad.
None of 'em are "that bad" as long as you're on their good side.

>>8443227
>pbuh
peace be upon him

>tfw you're starting to understand the appeal of being someone's sugar daddy

>>8443620
You mean the way people will have sex with you for money?

Shallow vs having standards. What qualifies?

>>8441769
>I say "I'm a dork" in my profile

found your problem

>>8443654
Aesthetics vs not
But largely they're just the same thing, just different perspectives. Standards others hold = shallow, standards you hold = standards.

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>straight crush/best friend decides to join the navy
>tfw thinking about how jacked he's gonna come out of boot camp

>>8443993
Nah not really

>>8443993

>straight crush/best friend

I had one of those. He got married last summer.

>>8444013
How are you coping?

>>8444036

I'm ok now, but it hurt pretty bad. It made matters worse that he wanted me to be his best man. I put on a brave face though and got through it. I want him to be happy and it seems like he is.

We had a pretty good history together.....she'll never know about it. I'm not talking sexually, but we fought addiction issues together - I helped him get sober and turn his life around. He slept in my bed when he was homeless and had nothing.....he told me things that he never told anyone else.....how he was molested when he was a kid, and the night terrors that he used to get. I held him while he cried in my arms......

He'll always be special to me.

>>8444101
ok john green u can stop now

>>8444119

sorry if it's a little soporific, but it's my shitty life. Just don't ever fall in love with your straight best friend under any circumstances.

>>8444101
That is incredibly sweet. And you're right I shouldn't fall in love for him.
I just don't know how to un love someone.

>>8444144
I developed a crush on one, don't even know why looking back, but once he caught on, he started treating me as an experiment (nothing dramatic but he would do stuff like make me watch porn with him, straight and not to see any reactions). One day he was finally like "do you like me?", thinking this is one of those fairytale moments, I said yeah, he asked again but more aggressively, I said yeah that sort of like. Nothing happened but next day I learned from another friend that pretty much the entire school thinks I'm some rapist faggot because the str8 crush started rumors.

I've learned my lesson.

>>8444169

>I just don't know how to un love someone

Neither did I, desu. The heart wants what it wants.

>>8444192
>how to un love someone

just direct your desperation at someone else.
it is quite simple.

>>8444177

Yeah, he sounds like a sociopath/dickwad

>>8444199

maybe, we were a big part of each others lives. He was living with me for a time, and even when he wasn't, we did everything together.

>>8444201
He was. I mean there was plenty of moments where he wasn't like that at all, but being betrayed like that makes you question all of it - at the end of the day you still lost someone you cared for and trusted.

>>8444224

Yeah that sounds even worse, desu. At least all of my grief was internal.

>>8444144
I don't want to catch feelings for anyone regardless.

>>8444209
>we did everything together
What is codependence for $500, Alex?

>>8444245

Oh, it was totally codependent. I would make no allusions that it wasn't

>>8444177
You deserve it desu

>>8445336
Sweaty that's redundant.

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>hate dating apps
>trying to start a real relationship
I just have to wait like three more fucking days before I text him again. Having sex with your dream guy and then waiting for him to sort out his breakup with his real partner is patient, patient suffering.

>>8445436
>waiting for him to sort out his breakup with his real partner

kek
he's not going to breakup with her.
that's just what he told you to get you into bed.
they're probably not even fighting but he will tell you they are so that you will keep sucking his dick.

>>8445458
>her
Lol
Also I've known him for like nine years and he hasn't ever done me wrong.

>>8445472
He's cheating on his current boyfriend.

What does that say about the probability of him cheating on you in the future?

>>8445436
Hopefully that's an open relationship you're aiming for because it ain't ever going to be monogamous.

>>8445508
>he straight up told me that he's in an open relationship and that his partner knows pretty much everything
I might have contributed to straining their relationship. I've never even met that guy.

>>8445472
Your dream guy is a fag?
I'm sorry.

>>8445523
>open relationship
I cannot believe this is your dream guy, Anon...

>>8445528
This is /gaygen/ right?
I think you want to post in >>>/adv/18422471
>>8445522
I don't expect him to change. I'll see what happens.

How does one into emotional intimacy?

>>8445560
honesty and mutual validation

How do I cope with the fact that I will most likely never have a romantic and sexual relationship with someone that I am attracted to?

>>8445545
I haven't interviewed him but from what I've assembled
>he used to slut around a lot
>settled down kinda with this guy
>he works a lot, not much time for "affairs"
I think they just wanted more leeway, less drama and less commitment.

And he is my dream guy. Don't hate.

>>8445567
Ok how about a refund

>>8445581
You been fucking him for 9 years and he still hasn't left his husbear for you?
He's probably never going to at this rate.
But it sounds like you're okay with that.

>>8445577
pour yourself into a creative outlet, why do you think the entertainment industry is 90% gays

>>8445594
Did you keep the receipt?

>>8445601
I got it as a gift so no receipt but I'll suck your dick real good if you let it go this one time

>>8445607
Nobody wants used goods

>>8445601
>the entertainment industry is 90% gays
It's actually not though

>>8445595
I met him when I was 13, dick. We fooled around when we were kids. I got to know him again a few years ago and we had a fun night or two last year but I didn't want to commit. We know each other pretty damn well, we're comfortable with each other, we like each other, and we haven't even spent that much together.
Make more assumptions, please.

>>8445601
Unfortunately I am not creative in any meaningful way.

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>>8445616

There's a lot more than you think. Most of them still stay in the closet for fear of damaging their career - like pic related

>>8445647
practice

>>8445625
>Make more assumptions, please
I'm gonna say he's fat and hairy and you're trans.
He's 2.5 years older than you and he fucked you up the ass.
His bf is a "yass queen" type of gay who has no idea that his butch bf is actually fucking you.
When/if he finds out he will REEEEEEEEEEE scratch your eyes out.

How am I doing so far?

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>>8445660
- He's twinkish, and I'm hairier. We're both in shape but I clearly work out more. 0/2
- Same age. He tried to put it in me but I'm 2pure and we didn't have lube. 1/4
- Certainly not. 1/6
- Who knows? We're all pretty well adjusted and if you read my posts you should know I know he knows that the other he knows. I'll give you the point anyway. 2/7

>>8445653
>being a has-been is creative

really makes you think

>>8445688

He might make a comeback. Look at Mickey Rourke.

>>8445685
So you're both bottoms?
I think I'm beginning to see why he's with the other guy still

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>>8445691
>Look at Mickey Rourke.

My eyes!!
*recoils in horror*
I suppose you're going to tell me he's trans?

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>>8445727

I have no idea what happened to his head. It's hard to believe that it's even the same guy, desu. This is the Mickey Rourke that I remember

>>8445395
So are you, bby

I will be going to pride festival soon. I'm terrified that I am too ugly to be wanted by anyone that is compatible.

>>8445692
He likes to top more and I'm bi.
I think we're compatible.
>he's with the other guy still
I don't even know if that's true this point. I know he needs some space so I'll bide time.

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>>8442611
>I'm too dumb to make a proper point that can be discussed so I won't
Ah sorry to bother you.

>Tfw your in a relationship with your bf but you still feel lonely because you never got a gf

Failed heterosexual feels :/