/gaygen/ - Husbando Edition #47

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>>8407962
>because i'm too prideful to say i'm needy right now

Goddammit, I don't know how to quote between the threads. What I wanted to say:

"Anon, being cheered up by your SO is not being needy, is one of the reason people have relationships. Setting up a "tough guy" façade is unhealthy."

>>8408006
I replied to you in the other thread but i'll repost

Yeah, but i also don't know how to go about it. I mean, i have depression, when i'm blue it's over nothing half the time. I just mentally eat away at myself and tell myself that nobody cares about me and then im fine a couple of days later

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*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

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>>8407957
If it hadn't a been for cotton-eyed Joe
I'd a been married a long time ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

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>>8408102

>>8408038
If you have depression that's another problem that should be addressed anyway. But IMO you'd do best if you talked with your bf that sometimes you need some support.

Maybe see a therapist about your depression?

>tfw bf ghosts me, it is ambiguous whether we are broken up or taking a break.
>afraid to reach out to my bf because he will either say nasty things to me, or give me moody one-word replies
>I miss him, but I don't miss the negativity
>tfw bf probably wants me to reach out to him and say the perfect words that will sweep him off his feet, but I don't know what those words are. I also don't feel like I should be doing all the effort of fixing things, it needs to be teamwork, and he wish he would admit that he is at least part of the problem.
Sorry about that, I had to vent.

>>8407957
>from europe
>visiting the gay capitols la, sf and nyc this summer
>can't meet up with anyone because i'm not travelling alone
ughh

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>>8408117
no

Can I be gay and a white nationalist ?

I had sex with an asian guy before so I guess that means I can't ? Not even meming right now

>>8408260
Why the hell would you want to?

>>8408272

/pol/

I am on the fence about Fascism. It is just so much more interesting and exciting than democratic ideologies.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8407957
These are my husbandos. Please rate my taste.

>>8408313
Shit taste, future paedophile.

>>8408313
>yaoi
no need to see the husbandos to spot the bad taste

>>8408296
I mean if you want.

Gay pride and white nationalism are essentially each placing importance on aspects of your identity you had no choice over

Hey all, I might be having sex in a few weeks time with a guy and he wants me to come inside him, he's 100% a virgin and so am I, what are the odds of getting an STD?

>>8408354
CUM**

Anyone in or had a relationship with a really big age difference ? How did it work out ?

>>8408354
200%

>>8408354
why play the butthole roulette when you can use condoms?

>>8408354
what the hell kind of virgin wants to jump straight to that?

>>8408354
If you really think he's a virgin, then you won't get any stds. You have to get it from someone who has it. The question is, is he really a virgin? Better be safe, m8.

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>tfw no /ck/ bf

>>8408476
A desperate one who is desperately in love.
Takes one to know one.

>>8408190
Forget him and look for someone better desu. Or give him one message saying you both need to work on it, not just you, and then leave the ball in his court. He's acting like a fucking woman.

>>8408476
well how else would you lose it?

Are there guys who like having their feet smelled ?

>>8408682
>massaged
not smelled or licked, no

Have you ever had an issue over being gay?
Have you ever had to scrap over it?
I only remember having a problem once, but never enough to test nuts

Hell no, drop that bitch. Tell him that if you were into drama like this you would date girls.
Or don't. Your call

>tfw just finished videoing myself pissing all over my stomach and licking the piss off the shower floor because my boyfriend told me to
>was helpless to stop myself


Ok. /pol/ may be right about that whole mental illness thing

>>8408974
Piss play is okay, but licking it off the shower floor is just fucking disgusting.

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Cute CUTE!!

>>8408990
I have a problem I am unable to disobey and I'm scared of disappointing him
And my lack of affection in my life's means any sociopath can hook me in with tiny morsels of love here and there

>>8409080
>destroy the LGBT community from within
The Straight Agenda

>>8409092
What him or me

>>8409080
Seems like a bad idea. You need to get some help for that, my dude.

>>8409114
I know. It's bad
It's only him that just puts me into this pathetic obedient mode

I'm nothing like this with people outside of him

>>8409128
Bear with me on this one, list some things you like about yourself.

>>8408395

How big of an age gap are we talking? I'm like 6 years older than my bf and it doesn't really seem to matter much.

>>8409132
I think I have cute eyes
I'm very affectionate and caring
I love making people happy and being helpful
I like my soppy sensitive romantic side

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>>8408313
>fairy that far off to the side

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This is fast becoming an RT fag thread but

>Tfw 4chan made you think healthy loving gay relationships don't exist
>tfw you ended up as a sub slave who gets beaten and abused and you've been so broken down you don't even fight it

The closet was better than this. I had a tiny bit of masculinity.

Do you follow any sports gaygen ?

>>8409509
I fence and started MMA.

I used to be varsity football in school but then I had a sissy phase and grew out my body.

>>8409436
if 4chan makes you think things, then nothing of value was lost.

>>8409509
Only League of Legends
Yes I know that I'm a fag
Clg for life

>>8409152
If you like yourself and can acknowledge that someone would be lucky to have you then surely you can see that you don't need to pander to someone so religiously? There will be other guys who would give you the affection you want without as much bullshit.

>>8409577
Cmon. The game is fun, but supporting a team for League of Legends is over the top.

>>8409577
videogames aren't sports

die gamer scum

>>8409584
I mean, I started playing the game in season 1 (it's season 7, so that was like 6 years ago), and my laptop at the time had a whopping 1.5 Gb of Ram so I could play the game, but at literally single digit frames/second.
I was still enamored by the game, mind you, so what could I do? I can't play it, so might as well watch other people play it, which is how I got into following Esports
>>8409588
Don't you mean vidya GAY-mer? xD I'm so randum

>>8409532

I meant sports teams bro

>>8409593
I can understand liking to watch the game, I can't understand supporting a team is what I mean.

I mean, presumably you just support them because they're popular enough and American. Doesn't seem like a good enough reason.

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>>8409593

>>8409608
Oh, so that.
I remember watching the original team members of CLG stream and I loved their personalities (especially hotshotgg), so I loved even more when they played together.
Early lol esports was very interesting, cause it was barely taken seriously by any of the teams!
Basically, I liked the people and thus liked the team.
Now the only player on the team I like is Aphromoo, cause he a qt and also pretty neat guy, and ofc the owner hotshot, but I still like to see them win.
>>8409612
w-what's the m-matter baka-sempai?

>>8409584
I'm pretty socially awkward and shy

>>8408974
>Ok. /pol/ may be right about that whole mental illness thing

I never voted to elect you as our representative.

i love asian guys but can't help finding ESL accents a bit of a turn off. talking during sex is sexy and i want a guy who can communicate with more than an elementary grasp of grammar :/

>>8409661
>talking during sex is sexy
ew, no its not.

>>8409665
i like to hear the other person verbalize how what they like about me and what they want from me. it's hot and helps me know what to do.

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>>8409509
figure skating

Whew... I've been gone for a day and I just finished hiding all 98 of the new trans and lezbo threads. Board feels like home again...

>>8409703
The trans threads are a bit much.
I mean its neat to be trans or whatever I dont care but making endless threads about it gets old fast

>>8409706
It's not so bad if you come here every day and keep on top of it by pruning them as they show up.. but you take a day off and suddenly the board is flooded again.

I mean, plenty of faggots make random one-off threads, but the MtFs seem to have some kind of compulsion to make a new thread for every single random through that comes in their heads.. and like 90% of them are always the same few issues over and over and over and over..

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>>8409701
I knew a figure skater. He was skinny and wanted to do it professionally. Apparently he broke his back doing something and couldn't go pro. He's now a bear and a really fat one too. When I first met him he was slightly chubby and oh so cute bear with a great beard. Recently saw him in public and he's a huge fat mess.

>>8409706
I think this board is all they've got. 4chan trans people also have that abrasive "board culture" attitude so they don't fit in in most other lgbt communities.

>>8409717
Yea, tell me about it

Maybe it's to do with validation and stuff I don't know
>>8409721
Seems about right to me

>>8409706
They somehow manage to dominate the board despite being a statistical minority. Probably because a lot of them have mental issues (by which I mean issues completely separate to the debate of whether transgenderism is inherently a mental issue) and for some reason feel like they need to make a new thread for attention rather than just using one of their generals

>>8409785
Eh, I wont comment much more on it, but it is very annoying

>>8409721
4chan creates bizarre and awkward microcosms of people who like the rough edge of a *chan community AND whatever pet topic they care about the most.

Most forums are awful, so I can't blame them for not having any place to go. Really, it's the internet at large's fault for encouraging overactive psycho mods in every community.

>>8408190
Don't worry about it anon.

I just got ghosted, then when I sent a message asking if they are doing okay, I just got blocked from everything. They also would only tell me that I'm shit and would only give one-word replies, and I would always have to initiate the conversation.

And I still miss him, but now at least I know that he doesn't want to be with me even though I still love him.

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whats a ghosting?

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>>8409919
boo

>>8409919
The other person just disappears without explanation as though they never existed.

As though they were a ghost.

Basically, someone ignores you completely to avoid having to break up or anything of the sort.

>>8409925
that's pretty shitty
I'd hate to be in a relationship without direct and honest communication

>>8409661
Find a HAPA with english as a first language.

>Hung parliament
>Very close indeed
You might say it is a well-hung parliament.

>>8410171
I'd rather not think of corbyn's willy tyvm

>>8410214
What about Theresa May's willy? That one do it for ya?

>>8410225
do I look like a fag to you?

>>8410230
Dunno. Suck my dick and look up at me so I can be sure. I'll know by the look in your eyes, only way to be sure.

>>8409509
hockey

In fact my fav minor league team just took the championship in a sweep. I'm fucking stoked!

>>8408102
>>8408126
wew, who is this cumwhore?

>>8409509
> Do you follow any sports gaygen ?
I have so many husbandos in the nba
who /sp/ here

>>8409128
what are you going to do when he will start to hit you?

>>8410677
He does already...

>>8409629
you're on 4chan, everyone here is awkward and shy,and still, many of us still managed to find a caring bf

>>8410691
in a bdsm way or a domestic abuse way?

>>8410698
Both. But If he's in a bad mood I'm the punchbag to use it on

>>8410702
Are you okay with that?

>>8410708
No ;-;
I am too much of a people pleaser

>>8410702
oh shit, worst situation possible dude, end this as soon a spossible, you are getting hurt in so many ways. Fuck solitude, it's still better that to be used as a punchbag

>>8408486
>tfw /ck/
>tfw no bf to cook meals for

>>8410712
What do you get from him that you can't get from someone who doesn't physically abuse you?

If you're attracted to effeminate boys you're not a real gay

>>8410716
I know. I just spent so long alone it broke me and made me willing to date a sociopath
>>8410722
He is my first and I fear I'll be alone and won't be able to find another man
He's attracted to me because of my submissiveness, not my looks and has stated I'm quite an ugly faggot and I wouldent find anyone if I left

>>8410735
If you don't post attentionseeking crap on gay imageboards you're not a real gay.

>>8410754
but this is a tranny imageboard with a gay thread

>>8410763
Feels bad man.

Maybe if it was a wholely gay board we wouldn't have to talk to the same scumbos every day and post the same stupid shit over and over.

>>8410745
>has stated I'm quite an ugly faggot and I wouldent find anyone if I left
Don't take him at his word on this, he clearly gets off on putting you down regardless of whether it's true or not. If you're effeminate and submissive there are plenty of people who are into that who wouldn't abuse you

It might not be the answer you want but perhaps it would be worth finding a friend - as in, a non-sexual relationship - because those tend to be more stable and long term (at least before marriage). When you've got a friend like that, there's someone you can confide in separate to whatever boyfriend issues are going on, and they're a source of security because they'll still be there no matter what happens. I realize that's much easier said than done though

>>8410778
I've got his big lie going onto my friend, that he is just a normal nice boyfriend and I'm happy with him

make more interesting thread topics please :(

>>8410795
maybe you shouldn't lie to people you're close to about things they could help you with

>>8410799
Pretty sure that story is made up, but either way that is a bit of a pointless remark. If they were in an abusive relationship then telling them that they're stupid on account of getting into the situation is unlikely to help them. And if you don't want to help someone in an abusive relationship then you're just jizzing over yourself in moral superiority.

Much better to just jizz all over yourself in the normal fashion. Can't shower off ego jizz. It goes rotten and you become a smelly person.

>>8410799
I know.

>>8410805
That wasn't meant to be a smug remark, but a prodding to come to the conclusion "tell your friend about these issues". My bad.

>>8410813
It's okay. I still love you. Now kiss me.

>>8407957
He looks like the biggest Croat.

who /religious parents/ here
how did they deal with it?

>>8410659
adam kovic

Is it cheating if you're in an open relationship?

>>8411076
Doesn't the fact it's an open relationship mean cheating isn't an applicable concept? Were there some kind of terms you agreed to?

>>8411076
obviously a question that can only be determined based on the boundaries set by you and your partner.

i have a guy who is supposed to come over but i'm no longer feeling it. i hate that sometimes online dating apps give us the ability to talk to someone when we feel kinda low about ourselves, but when the time actually comes we finally realize why was I talking to this person I have no desire to meet.

>>8410942
The point is to not give single damn how they deal with this.
Which requires you to be financially and emotionally independent from them.

>>8411076
>>8411079
>mfw the terms of condition of mine is "favourite toy" and "if I get hiv you get hiv"

Maybe my life would have been better as a closeted virgin loser

>>8410763
>this is a tranny imageboard
False.
this is an agp imageboard.

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>>8411183
>if I get hiv you get hiv
t-that's not a thing people actually say is it?

>>8411201
It isn't when you date sociopaths and are too weak to think you deserve a loving healthy relationship

>>8411184
AGP purge when?

>>8411207
next friday.
BYOB

>>8407957
Hey boys
Do you hate women?

>>8411209
Beer feminizes you :^)

>>8411213
leave me alone and I'll leave you alone
There's no inherent dislike. I'll be friends with girls with no issues but I have no interest in sexing them

>>8411213
No. I wish I was born normal and attracted to woman, able of being a protector.

I feel like such a biological failure

>>8411248
But you can get a laid a lot

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>live with parents
>have a part time job but it's not enough to live on my own while I'm still at uni
>christian family, brought up in the religion ever since I was young enough to take everything told to me as fact
>never committed to it, wasn't baptized but I've been there so long I think most people have forgotten
>manage to slip through undetected because nobody else there is my age
>At the point where faith makes no sense and I don't really believe it at all
>also coming to terms with the fact I've been in denial about having sexual feelings for guys this whole time
>everything I thought I knew makes no sense anymore and my feelings don't seem to match my thoughts
>but still go to church every sunday because voicing any of this would destroy 90% of the relationships in my life

I don't want to have to face the consequences of destroying the family dynamic by making them disappointed in me, especially since currently it's all so civil and respectful and we never fight at all. I can't talk with them about anything personal at all but they're nice to me and there's no fighting, and I'd hate to destroy that

>>8411312
owo whats this

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>>8411363
tl;dr

>>8411363
>You just have to endure and wait until you're independent.
Then you can re-evaluate what you prefer: truth or lack of fights.

>>8411312
nice

>>8411213
No. I'm friends with several women. One of them I dated when I was a teenager. That turned out awkward but today she's one of my best friends.

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>>8411213
For the most part hate is a passion. I have 0% of passion for women. Indifferent and not worth my time or efforts is more like it.

>>8412233
Maybe it's just my awkwardness, but I find it difficult to talk to guys. Conversation with girls, particularly girls who share my own interests, are much easier for me.

>>8412242
>having things in common with girls and not men
>/femgen/ is that a way
feminine men are disgusting

>>8407957
Bruce is best boy you liar.

>>8412233
I feel pretty much the same. Thought I occasionally get sucked into feeling vicarious rage for what straight guys have to put up with. Usually it's just because I'm bored or procrastinating and distracting myself by being a stupid faggot drama queen. I just need to remind myself it's not my problem and find something better to do. I don't actually care.

>>8412266
gay men are disgusting
i love how one group of faggots tries to feel superior over the other. at the end of the day you both take dicks in your ass

>>8408313
why is this chart full of women?
>>8409436
if you're at that point, it wasn't all 4chan's fault.
>>8411213
nah. not that use specifically to me but they serve their purpose.

>>8412266
Did I say I like makeup and gossip magazines? Fuck no. The primary interest I share with the female friends I have is video games. Spending hours playing Grand Theft Auto or Red Dead Redemption online with them has been some of my fondest memories in life.

I'm not feminine, but I see nothing wrong with guys who are. As someone who understands what it's like to be stigmatized for something you have no control over you should feel ashamed. Go fuck yourself.

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>>8408313
2/10 but i'm not in to kids so...
but i am into big fish king ass tho

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>>8411220
>>8411248
>>8412155
>>8412233
>>8412302
Thank you guys for anwering! have a nice day and wonderful weekends

How do I get good at sucking dick?
I'm really bad at it but its really fun

>>8412497
Get a boyfriend/regular fuckbuddy and practice. Just avoid using your teeth and most guys will like it even if it's "bad". Ask them for tips on what feels best too.

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>>8412304
>girl gamer friends
puke.jpg

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>>8412287
Nah

>>8412689
>>8409051
>>8408126
>>8408102
>>8407957
That is definitely a face I can cum to; who needs porn.

>>8412665
Your loss faggot.

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>>8412719
Yeah I lost my lunch.

>>8412722
>4chan troll
>calling ANYONE a loser
fucking kek dude, you're literally human garbage and you know it.

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>>8412730
>she posts in 4chan
>doesn't think she's pot calling the kettle black

>>8412739
>she
Who in this thread has a vagina?

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just fixed my bicycle

I'm gonna ride it everywhere tomorrow

>Tfw being saved from trannydom by my bf
>"you wanted to be a tranny because you grew up bullied and ashamed of your masculinity"
>"it's ok, I'm going to help you become an amazing successful man"

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NEW SCISSOR SISTERS SONG OUTTA NOWHERE TODAY

[daddyposting intensifies]

>>8412804
>tfw a tranny has a bf and you don't

>>8412804
>you're a gender-obsessed autistic fucktard
>im going to help you be a gender-obsessed autistic fucktard
barf

>>8412804
>tfw no bf to save me

>>8412868
I'd love to cum inside his furry bussy.

>diet's going well, almost 3lbs lost last week
>getting down to a normal bodyfat level, so i'm starting to see how i'm actually built
>somewhat broad shoulders, barrel chest, much smaller waist than i thought i'd have
>still holding tons of fat and water in my cheeks
hopefully i'm attractive when i'm /fit/. women seem to like me, but i've never had a man hit on me ;_;
SBF: ~28%
CBF: 16-17%
GBF: 10%
dick has also grown almost a half inch. feels good, guys.

>>8412950
Mashallah anon.

Hopefully you're going about it the right way.

I just kinda suffered from an eating disorder for a year

>>8412960
thanks, dude. i'm hitting upper body 3x a week and lower body 2x a week. eating between a 700 and 1000 calorie deficit right now, largely due to lack of appetite. i've cut liquid calories out entirely (minor soda/caffeine addiction that i'm trying to kick) and pretty much only drink water. now that i think of it, i pretty much cut snack food out entirely. cravings are going away, but i have yet to fully come out of the no-caffeine funk.
i plan to add cardio in eventually, but i struggle to eat 2000 calories a day most of the time and i don't wanna put myself too far into a deficit

>>8412950
I lost 80lbs in the last year and a half, from 270 to 190. I fucked up and didn't do any strength training though so now I'm both scrawny and flabby. I want to start lifting but I can't seem to get into it. Feels bad man.

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>be gay man
>sometimes get super horny for big dicks and sex with sweaty hairy men and cum everywhere and wet skin slapping against each other
>get on hookup apps and tease men and flaunt myself around.
>after I orgasm I feel disgusted with myself for how I was acting and how I felt.
>feel ashamed for degrading myself even though I never actually do anything with another guy.

I miss having a boyfriend and having fun sexy times without feeling like a gross whore.

I also feel like the problem might be the shame itself instead of how I was acting.. it seems illogical to get upset over literally nothing. I wish I would be more care-free, relaxed, and confident about it.

>tfw no qt Arab bf
>when I am fucking him up the ass he will never scream "Allah Ackbar" when he cums

>>8412689
believe me, adam is runner up. very underrated.

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>tell bf about my ear fetish
>some other time
>he fucks me senseless
>feel amazing
>suddenly he starts licking my ear insides
>mfw

>>8413555
My ears are big erogenous zones. Just breathing on my ears gives me goosebumps up my spine and gets me super turned on

>>8413555
>>8413572
Everyone has an ear "fetish". It feels good getting licked there.

>>8413282

hahahahaha wtf nigga

>>8413690
Ears and necks are very sensitive.

>>8413282
I've got a twink muslim friend who recently came out. Like a proper, daily praying, temple-going, halal-adhering muslim, not just a casual 'in it bc family is and no choice' from what I can tell.
I kinda want to ask him about if his family knows and if they're okay with it. Not to challenge whatever his religious convictions are, but just to understand what it's like and perhaps get advice because I'm in a similar situation with my christian parents

But is that the kind of thing people are usually comfortable talking about?

>>8413898
Yes to the first
No to the latter

My neck is really only sensitive if it's being choked tf out.

>>8413572
>>8413690
I mean cleaning my ears out with cottage pins feels too good. I get goose bumps all over my body and accidentally fucked up my left eardrum once because I just kept going. Dunno if it's like that for everyone.

My ears are so dirty though
no matter how much I clean them I can always pick up dead skin by swabbing my finger in it
I would feel bad about anyone licking that shit

>>8414220
Dafuq is a cottage pin?
Also don't stick things in your ears

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I have a dumb question and I dont know where else to ask about heteros

What exactly is a 'soccer mom'? If I ask Google, I am going to get some mainstream nonsense that doesnt grasp the scope of my question.

Obviously I understand that straights like to be parents. But whats the 'soccer' thing. Is it some sort of euphemism? Are there soccer dads too? Does it actually have anything to do with soccer, or does the soccer part imply something itself? Is it literal?

I just think its an unusual term. I do understand helicopter moms and wonder if they are the same thing. If it just means they are attentive moms, then what the heck is the opposite? Why would they need a special term to describe a normal mother? Or is it just some weird fashion thing? Ive been hearing this term for years and just heard it again today.

>>8414305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_mom

if you need any more info than this then I don't think anyone can help you.

>>8414305
It's a stereotype about moms who take their kids to soccer practice/games
They have a reputation of being overly controlling and defensive - the term is most often used in a context where some mom is either aggressively complaining about something or trying to have something banned to protect their kids. This isn't necessarily directly related to soccer at all but the correlation is common enough that the name's stuck

>Are there soccer dads too?
Probably but they're rare enough that the moms are much more prolific

>>8414327
>reputation of being overly controlling and defensive

I see, thank you. I wonder what it has to do with soccer?

Anyways, I appreciate the insight, thank you. I guess it describes a maternal personality type then. Have a good evening.

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I really want to go get a bottle of wine and relax with a movie/some music, but I don't want to wake up regretting it and feeling like poop tomorrow.

I'm lonely.

>>8414705
getting a crappy bf who treats you like his mother and takes advantage of you to cook and clean and buy everything while he sits around playing freemium games on his phone (which he wines like a baby for you to download on your phone so you can visit his dumb city or whatever and tap on random crap so he can unlock a bunch of bullshit) and forcing you to watch garbage like big bang theory and zombie simpsons while drinking giant bottles of fireball (which gives him farts that smell like the festering bile and puss that leaks out of a month old corpse) until he passes out so you never have sex because he cant maintain an erection and you put up with it for 2 fucking years and let yourself get sucked into depression and start gaining weight and eating fast food/delivery because you don't care anymore until you finally can't fucking stand this fucking shit anymore and dump his loser ass and spend another fucking year clawing your way back out of that fucking pit and getting your life and your body back to the way they were before you met that fucking piece of garbage will cure you of loneliness, anon.
trust me.

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>>8414511
Don't drink the whole bottle yourself:
Share it with a friend

>>8414869
I have no friends in this city anymore. All the close ones moved away (I wish I had gone with them, maybe I'll get my shit together eventually and follow them) or they were just causals that I was doing all the work to stay in touch with and then completely lost touch with when I finally gave up and stopped trying (and deleted my facebook account).

I went ahead and bought a bottle of pino grigio, but also a jug of strawberry lemonade.. I'm making a surprisingly decent cocktail with only one shot of wine with two shots of the lemonade and one shot of some apricot carbonated water.. already feeling pretty good after only one glass of it.. perks of being a lightweight.

>>8414941
>and deleted my facebook account
why'd you decide to do that anon?

>>8414815
In fairness I said I was lonely, not that I want a garbage store boyfriend. I would undoubtedly be the useless, crappy boyfriend in any relationship anyway.

I wanna date femboys/twinks and be more feminine but /femgen/ is slow.
You guys are too fuzzy.

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Had a good time at Pridefest and then a local gay bar.

Bet then I remembered I have work in an hour

>>8415038
I always assumed femgen was just another tranny thread

>>8415070
They're a lot more transy than these threads
But girly boys oh my

>>8415070
That's because the trannies infest all the gens where they're not wanted and then spend all day trying to convince people to jump on the flaming barge with them.

>>8415038
if it was called /twinkgen/ would trannies still invade it? Because 'twink' is much more of a 'this is still a male' term than 'fem'

>>8415103
No because the trannies are all twinks anyway.

It should just be /cdtvgen/. Clear delineation between wanting to look cute in a skirt and wanting to become a girl for realsies.

>>8414997
Not that anon. I've never had a boyfriend but I think I would be too...

>>8415038
Being worthless isn't so much fun is it.

>>8415038
That's some slander, clean-shaven is the way to go.

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Have you assholes heard about the Weis Market Shooting?

Check out this pic. Left is Jesse Starr, right is Randy Stair.

Strange, isn't it?

Shame I can't alert leftypol to this rn. I really want to warn them about it.

>>8408313
10/10 taste you are a true connoisseur good sir

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>>8411312
yyaaasssssssssssssss mama

>>8413983
Maybe ask if he's comfortable talking about with you, and if he says yes, ask the main question.

If no then no.

>>8415212
>Jesse Starr
who?

>>8415285
That's what I was thinking, I was definitely going to preface with some kind of 'stop me if you don't want to talk about it'

>>8415288

Golden age Helix twink.
I mean, he was like the creepiest looking of the major ones, but I don't need to get into that.

>>8415300
is he legal? Because that's some serious babyface. not even effeminate really, just 'literal child' looking

>>8413983
Stay away from him.

He's going to be a terrorist in a few years when his religious guilt compels him to become a suicide bomber to redeem his sins

I would tell his family so he gets killed desu

>>8415303

Well, I'll get into it - yeah, he was like 18/19 in that pic and in the Helix stuff, but he consistently looked 8 until he turned like 21 at which point he appeared to slowly progressing towards adolescence. I'm pretty sure it went to shit shortly after this, but he at least doesn't look like a 4th grader anymore.

>tfw no onii chan bf

>>8414997
>>8415152
Iktf

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Why don't you have a bf yet /gg/?

>>8415651
because then my parents could find out

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Where's your bf at /gg/?

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>ok guy whines for the longest time about wanting to see me
>finally go with with
>we talk about meeting up today
>he suddenly turns indecisive and takes lots of minutes to answer each message making me waste my entire saturday to be prepared to leave for him if he gives the go
why do people do this

>>8415669
would you be his first? Maybe now it's becoming a reality he's having second thoughts or something

>>8415685
he did have something done with his eye so he snapchats me pictures with his taped eye patch but who cares I don't

>>8415686
what, like eye surgery or something?

>>8415689
I didn't understand it myself but it was something like "deactivating his eye to make it rest"

a week or two ago he also got something from his eye doctor which made his eye pupils pancake sized

in either case I would rather have him to say "no I can't right now", than "maybe tomorrow (yesterday when he also had the patch)" followed by infrequent, vague, indecicive replies today

>>8415695
Is it worth being direct with him, asking him to explain what's making him uncertain or telling him you can't spend your whole day waiting for him to be ready? I don't know if you're going for a quick fuck or a relationship, but I find it's always better to be direct and honest about what you're thinking (while still being tactful in how you say it) rather than putting up with shit that ends up bottling up

>>8415704
I did about that a few minutes ago and he replied >b-but I'm a pirate
so I guess I'll just take the hint, stop asking and do something productive instead

>>8415712
>b-but I'm a pirate
yeah I'd give up at that point too
I can't handle overly facetious flirty shit like that, it's too exhausting keeping up a personality like that

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>>8414941
>they were just causals that I was doing all the work to stay in touch with and then completely lost touch with when I finally gave up and stopped trying

I can relate. Did the same thing with family. Was kind of liberating actually. Its good evidence to have if anyone claims to care. Usually around holidays when their shit behavior as a human being catches up, they start realizing how they look when they have less and less people at holidays and get sentimental. Then they look absurd making the claim that they gave a shit whether you lived or died in the last years.

I did the friends thing, the family thing. I am not a happy person, but I am at peace. I wont say that I am glad to have no friends or family. But I am glad to have shed the crap people that claimed to be either.

Friends are what you have as a kid. As an adult, in the truest sense it doesnt work out. You can have friends but it doesnt mean the same things. Adulthood seems like a race to see who can become the most jaded first while pretending they aren't. It means becoming fake, laughing at jokes that arent funny, nodding in agreement with people you want to slap for their stupidity. Its how you keep the peace. And god forbid you do actually meet anyone you can related to, because its the people you let close that can screw you over the worse. Its generally best to miss them before you have a reason to hate them. Keeps the memory clean.

Theres a lot to enjoy and feel good about in the world that isnt people. I enjoy nature, travel and some games and outings. You can tire of people pretty quickly. For some its worth it to keep trying. Just not me. If its you, I totally support it.

Theres something called MGTOW for guys who are done with females as relationships. Maybe I am in the homo version. I'll probably be puzzling over that comparison for a biut.

Why does no one want to be monagamous?

>>8416546
Monogamy is a straight meme. Gays are the only ones who can sleep around without issues or anyone caring, so why not do just that?
>don't get into a relationship then
well there's some things you can't get from one night stands

>>8416546
I do, it's just that nobody would want me

>>8416604
meaningless sex just seems so pointless

>>8416625
>he hasn't had good meaningless sex
it exists

>>8416604
I don't want to be a slut.

>>8416676
can true mascfags be sluts? I can see femfags being sluts because women can, while straight men can not

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>Buddy brings his homophobic friend to a bar after pride events ended for the night
>People are being friendly and start chatting me up
>Friend's friend gets triggered like a little bitch and forces us to go to a shitty dive full of old barflies

>>8416676
You can be monogamous and a slut.

>>8416719
Mascfags are biblical sluts, what do you mean?

>>8416735
because they are akin to straight breeders, who can't be sluts

>>8416742
I need to see your receipts.

Besides mascfags affect their appearance and mannerisms to best attract as many men as possible. It's an artificial manhood

>>8416546
I do. All I want is one guy for sex, cuddles and love.

But I can't even find that.

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>>8416730
Sounds awful.

>>8416730
>forces us to go
There's your problem. If you just stood your ground and said, "No, I'm staying here." Instead you're a punkass bitch nigga who keeps crying.

>>8416730
You and your buddy ought to have confronted him on being a douche and got him to leave.

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>>8407957
i want adam to pump his cum directly into my cardiovascular system desu

I didn't go to the gay pride parade, but I did see all the people gathering to watch the parade. They looked like they were having fun.

>>8417101
Fuckers.

>>8417101
>I didn't go to the gay pride parade
good
>I did see all the people gathering to watch the parade. They looked like they were having fun.
They should be gassed.

I don't like pride events because I don't want to draw attention to myself and just want to be left alone desu

>>8417187
>>8417328
I hope you two have never bitched about >tfw no bf

>tfw shaved off long hair and quit hrt in order to be masc4masc

Mental illness defeated
Now to find a bf to cuddle!

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>Friends hardly ever reply to my texts anymore
>One doesn't work or do anything besides drink and party now acts like he doesn't have time for me

WTF is going on? What have I done to deserve this?

>>8415651
>>8415657
these are shops right?

>>8417413
were you friends because you cared about each other or friends out of convenience (ie there was a time where you saw each other out of a routine out of your control like school or uni, but now that's gone there's nothing making you see each other and neither of you care enough to go out of your way to see each other)?

>>8417328
This

>>8417366
I do it all the time

>>8417448
>were you friends because you cared about each other
Fiction

>>8417448
Two of them are a couple I met on hornet, other two I met from grindr.
I haven't known them that long but I thought they liked me enough
>>8417448
>were you friends because you cared about each other
How do you go about finding those kinds of friends?

>>8417366
There are no lgbt people at pride anyways so why even bother going there?

Is this general usually this slow?

>>8417413
stop being gay

>>8417489
yes, everyone moved to the reddit discord where they can be moderated by their tranny overlords

>>8417490
you first

>>8417486
>There are no lgbt people at pride anyways
what?

>>8417458
Step out of your comfort zone.

A nerdy shut willing to enable you won't just fall into your lap.

>>8417489
Seems relatively pumping to me. Several posts this hour.

You have to remember this is a dank pit for those with no hope that just want to shit on other people to feel less shitty themselves.

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>>8417101
I've never been to one, mostly because I know like one other gay guy but also >>8417328

>>8417413
I feel like mine have all but abandoned me too

>>8417489
it used to be better
>lots of visitors
>all the (you)s you could want
>and namefags as far as the eye could see
god I miss those days

>>8417496
>what?
You know what I mean.

>>8417511
Where did they all go?
>>8417512
No, I really don't

>>8417475
>How do you go about finding those kinds of friends?
luck, mostly

I've currently got a best friend who I met in a class at uni, he's now moved to another uni but we still skype at least once a week and meet up when we can. I first noticed him because I thought he was cute and then managed to talk to him when we were waiting outside class the week of an assignment. Like a week or two later he mentioned a girlfriend so I knew that wasn't an option, but regardless we eventually got to the point that we emotionally supported each other (mostly via helping him get through breakups and giving relationship advice). He's my best friend by default and he's called me "one of [his] best friends" - which I can accept because I know he had more friends before me
I've thought about it before and even if he was gay, I'm not sure I'd want to be his bf - because I feel like I can be more valuable to him by being emotional security/stability (and him likewise for me) rather than a romantic relationship which seems to usually be more testing and temporary - and I really don't want to lose him

Point being, If we didn't happen to pick the same class for that subject we'd have never met. There's a lot of work and genuine care involved in maintaining a friendship like that, but to find someone who's compatible in that way in the first place is largely luck and random chance

>>8417518
Yes you do.
It's so simple.
You don't meet lgbt people at pride because they've all been bullied away.

>>8417497
I know but it's too hard

>>8417521
Well I doubt I'll get lucky like that. I graduated years ago and I work in a very ungay field, haven't met any out ppl so far through work. Seems like apps are my only hope to meet people. Fuck society.

>>8417534
>they've all been bullied away.
by who, other queers?

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>>8417534
>You don't meet lgbt people at pride because they've all been bullied away.
Bullshit
At least 80% of the people at any pride parade are gay/lesbian/trans
The bullying is a meme that /pol/ invented when it heard that blacks/latinos were being encouraged to attend pride events
They spun it as bullying by the black/latino communities to exclude whites which is not the case
Whites invited the colored communities because they want them to have access to educational materials about safe sex because of the high rates of stds in the colored communities.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMHjTMkLHw
>tfw straight but I keep watching this Bon Iver video and developed a crush for him
what the hell is happening to me /lgbt/? I'm 25 and never felt this kind of attraction for a guy. I want to hold him and kiss his lips so bad.

>>8417562
>At least 0.8% of the people at any pride parade are gay/lesbian/trans
ftfy

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>>8417582
>tfw straight but

>>8417582
>I want to hold him and kiss his lips so bad.
That's what gay is anon

>>8417582
>balding
>shitty beard
>old

Really shit taste desu

>>8417518
discord mainly
>I can't get used to discord, it's just one long chat window with too many people in it

>>8417582
>I'm 25 and never felt this kind of attraction for a guy.
Your first attraction is a beta numale cuckerino
Damn that sucks

>>8417613
I know, but his voice, his demeanor, he makes my heart race. It's so weird having a crush for a person you only saw in a video. Never happened for girls.
>>8417733
like a said, not used to being attracted by a guy

>ghost a guy without ever meeting, didn't make solid plans
>feel bad, message him explaining i was feeling nervous about it
>tells me to text him because he had something he wanted to say
>weird but i'm trying to engage with people like people now, so i text him
>Asks me why I changed my mind from being gung-ho to ghosting him and I tell him the plain, boring truth: that I was nervous
>Tell him I've been with guys before where it goes bad and sometimes I remember those times before I see a new guy and it ends up making me chicken out
>By bad times I mean I've hooked up with a guy once and it was awkward and I never spoke to him again despite saying we'd see each other again
>"Can you tell me about your bad experiences? I want to know who the guy is that is keeping us from meeting."

big wtf. I ended up reghosting the guy and desu he was showing up in my area when I was at work today. Very eerie considering I thought he lived in manhattan and I have never seen him online in my neighborhood until today.

>>8418081
kill yourself creep

>>8418081
Bit stalkery desu
Tell him to stop or you'll cut ties with him

>>8418081
doesnt sound weird at all to me, sounds like he is trying to better understand your trauma to help you over come it so you two can fuck. And the location thing is just a coincidence.

maybe im naive

>>8418081
>>By bad times I mean I've hooked up with a guy once and it was awkward and I never spoke to him again despite saying we'd see each other again
fyi, that's not "bad times" thats "normal times"
its the kind of every-day bullshit that anyone goes through when theyre doing random hookups and dating around. it's like you stubbed your toe and used it as an excuse to never leave your bed again.
the next time a guy asks you what your problem is after you jerk him around playing dumbass emotional games you're clearly not adult enough for, just tell him that you are an immature naive child and you're afraid to grow up and deal with real life.
not even trying to be a douche, as that is the absolute fucking truth of the matter.
jesus christ you faggots...

>>8418081
stop smoking so much weed
you sound super paranoid

>>8418437
>tfw saying let's meet and then not replying is an emotional game

>when he gets so ovestimulated his eyes water

It's the cutest.

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>>8417422

how does one prepare for anal without douching or getting enemas? I don't have the means or cash to do that atm.

>>8418553
yeah, and?

are you implying that you are so self-obsessed and narcissistic that you don't even believe that fucking around with people affects them? do you think its all about how you feel in the moment, and how they feel is completely irrelevant?

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I'm tired of this being humble crap. I've been holding this in for years and pretending to be stupid and I'm tired of it. It's time I finally say it:

I am better than everyone else, everyone else I ever met and maybe ever will. I am smarter and everyone should listen to me. I know more than most people and that makes me special. And if you're special, people should do what you say. I should get what I want, when I want it and people should try harder to give me what I want and it would make them better too. I deserve more respect and am entitled to better treatment. You do not treat a race horse like an average farm animal. People should listen to me and work harder to give me what I want, what I deserve and do what I say.

Effective immediately, people should realize their betters, namely me, and appreciate my brain because not everyone has a mind as sharp and informed as me. Such minds should be rewarded to encourage others who would also like to be like me. People should start treating me well, liking me the most, doing what I say, giving me what I want and listening to me so they can agree faster.

I am better, I deserve better and am more special than anyone else and should be treated as such.

There, I said it. Now I feel a little better at least.

>>8418763
Where's your receipts though?

>>8416546
yes this this is important
all answers up to now have been lies

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>>8418763

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>>8418763
Just make sure to post a thread before you do your shooting, /lgbt/ doesn't have a shooter yet

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>8418802
both of them for not frotting first

>>8418802
I wish I lived in the magical gay tv/movie universe where poop doesn't exist.

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More.

Is it normal for gays to go for people who look like themselves? Or is that kind of weird and narcissistic?

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>>8418846
It's normal.

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>>8418839
>>8418824

Is that Sean Lockhart/ Brent Corrigan?

It looks like him before the Gay Reaper found and took him.

No one escapes the Gay Reaper. Closer, closer he creeps. Nearer, and nearer. A moving shadow at the edges of your vision, a strange noise in the night and then its gone. Mirrors make you a little dizzy and the sun seems further away. In the daze and so suddenly, theres a voice you know but never heard. You feel the cold breath on your neck and know: It has finally come for you.

No one escapes gay old Gay Death. Its probably watching me now. Or watching you. Any of us could be next.

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>>8418870
Yeah that's him, he's in a few non-porn movies.

>Any of us could be next.
Haha, I'm 27, long gone.

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>>8418846

I would say its common, but not normal. Its a bit creepy. I can never figure why twinks are intimidated by jocks and bears, or why jocks and bears seem to shrug at twinks and femmes, or what on earth femmes could see in each other. Say what you will about the trans, but it makes more sense to me for a hun to be with a normal guy than two femmes to be together. Thats like gay within gay. Double-gay is like being straight or dividing by zero. They threaten the very fabric of the universe, I dont like it and it should cease immediately. I cant readily prove it, but I do know whats best for others and how they should lead their lives, and this two femme males together calling themselves gay for men makes no sense at all. We are all at risk if society does not correct this immediately. Fortunately, I've done my part to make you aware of a threat you may never have even thought of, which isn't your fault since you cant be expected to have a brain like mine. I guess what I am trying to say is "You're welcome."

>>8418870
I'm glad I was born and raised as a normal man instead of a closet mtf "twink" (or an equally delusional "masc" try-hard)... and I'm glad I'm lucky enough thankfully to be attracted to sane and healthy men instead of just vapid empty shells of humans constantly faking happiness while their entire sense of self-worth is built on the shifting sand slowly emptying from an hourglass.
Your lives seem very shallow and worthless and sad.. just like a really vain woman... I'm glad your sad lives have never been my problem.

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>>8418802

Watching that made me realize society may have made a huge mistake. Looking at that I realized I cant really tell the difference between 'gay' and what is simply two very horny boys. Either there is no difference or we may be completely misunderstanding two phenomenon that look identical. Between a certain range of ages, there really is no outwardly visible difference between homosexuals and boys who are so ragingly horny they will convince themselves of doing anything to get off with anyone willing. Imagine they are any other mammal and you might see what I mean.

Jesus, I'm so goddam smart.

>>8418908
When I was in high school, I knew plenty of guys who would compare dick sizes and jack off with each other and shit like that. I don't think any of them consider themselves gay. You're almost definitely right about there being an age where some people are just so overly horny they'll get off with anyone

>>8418763
>>8418884
>>8418908

did you recently start, stop, or switch medication?
you're acting like you're having a manic episode.

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>>8418899

You dont really sound attracted to men though. You didnt describe any aspect of masculinity. It sounds like you just default to males out of some disdain, disinterest or inability with females, which would make sense because you *did* describe it very emotional terms, as though a female yourself. This would signal the weakness of a needy male and would be unattractive to females.

So you say you are attracted to men without describing an attraction to anything masculine. Moreover, you instead describe your sexuality in terms of emotion and abstracts. This entanglement suggests that sex is your path to intimacy and vice versa; you have them linked in your head. This is in no way a masculine pattern of thinking itself. It instead seeks comfort which denotes the constant unease that would constantly demand that comfort. God only knows what it could be, or if it is a wound from experience or self inflicted.

So it would surprise you that I dont have all the answers, but I had more than you expected, which is why you should've piped down instead of erupting into this unsolicited catharsis. Now you've accidentally revealed yourself to be a basket case in front of everyone, exposed with all your neediness laid bare and naked before all, glowing in the darkness of your own ignorance under the blazing intense scrutiny of my enlightened mind, glaringly bright insights scorching away the dissemblance of your jibber jabber.

I'm really on fire tonight. By all rights, I should be taking payment for this. And if people itt were more morally conscious, you would've offered payment for these insights before I was forced to broach the topic myself.

>>8418956
>repetitive word salad

get help anon

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>>8418962

Yet in your heart, you know....

>>8418956
if anyone should charge for shitting out ""advice"" it should be me

>>8418989
i know that you need professional help because you are having a manic episode and are talking a bunch of delusional goofy bullcrap that you're just pulling out of your ass and proudly showing off like you think its gold nuggets.

the only thing in my heart is sympathy and vicarious cringe.
i hope you somehow get better before you go out in public.

it's not gay if you're only attracted to femboys

>>8419041
>I don't like cake if I only like one kind of cake

whatever makes you feel better, anon.

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>>8419041

And stay on top. That means no dicks go in any of your holes, nor should you touch theirs and no damn kissing. Nothing sadder than seeing a normal man turning fag while fucking a male by kissing him. At that point, its all over and he may as well just let his rainbow flag fly.

I know a guy that kissed his pet fag one time. The femmes could never look him in the eye after that. Eventually he switched teams, came out to his parents who disowned him but not before his dad threatened to murder him and eventually ended up doing tricks to supposedly pay for surgery to match the dress he began wearing, but it actually went to support the heroin habit that got him busted and sent to jail where he hung himself after his lifer boyfriend stopped protecting him which lead to the repeated rapes by negros. Thats how he got aids, so I guess he just figured the noose was a way to get it over with.

Bad things happen when you start kissing the fags you're fucking. I dont know if it says that verbatim in the Bible, but its probably pretty close.

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>>8419080
>making a new general on a slow moving board when on page 2
was that really necessary anon

>>8419089
They do it every time it hits ~300.
I think they're afraid of getting swept off the board in the constant tsunami of tranny threads.

Which reminds me.. I just had a random thought about something gay related.. but I'm not going to make a post in the gay general, I'm going to do it on the board every single fucking day and use a fucking stupid random anime picture. Cuz fuck everyone else.

>>8419112
They'll keep doing it as long as it works, and it's got no sign of not working any time soon

>>8417065
Bruh that gif got me all sorts of fucked up hot damn