/mtfg/ - trans woman general

apparently some girls have dongs.

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I love my best friend emma!1!!

/mtfg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4&t=12261s

>>8406810

>I mean anonposting ain't out of the question but that said you seem to be doing better for not having this place in your life soo I wish you all the best as well

elanna i will await for your posts for months if i have, tracking you down with just the slightest hint from any anonpost i see
and tyyy ^_^ things are looking upppp.

>>8406812

>Wanna date?
n-no thank u valq

>>8406829
Stop misgendering me

dying takes too long im a sad bad tranny

>>8406814

i thought your trip said covfefe and i died just thought u should know

>>8406823
does your gf have a big or a small dong?

>>8406837
Whore

>>8406829
I mean you're the one who missgenders people I'm just respecting your wish to be called by male pronouns and id as male

>>8406827
stop posting yuri all the time
I-It's too lewd

>>8406809
no matter from what perspective (art, psychology etc) you look at it faye is a pretty interesting subject to analyse.

Today is absolutely the worst day of my life. I can't stop crying

Halp I drank a coffee and now my eyes are buggy

i tripped carrying the nice breakfast I just made to cheer myself up and now everything is awful

the espresso spilled all over it

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>>8406851
But it makes me really happy

>>8406814
>the internet
>where you can watch an underage kid be groomed by a 26 year old sociopath

>>8406852
>anal-yze
Cakeface already tried that

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well lassies, my bantz time is over so i'm going to go

i still hate trannies but you people are alright, i'm still going to make you munch my scrumptious bantz

edie you are a good person, even with all of your flaws that you mentioned, even if i have kind of a hard time believing what faye said

if anyone ever misses me for whatever reason, i'll be back with MORE bantz

goodbye forever

>>8406845
You are an absolute MADWOMAN

>>8406855
whats wrong

>>8406863
It's a really long story

am i dying my chest hurts i have a tiny pain in the back of my leg and i got told i look really ill and pale ;_;

Really dont wana die of dvt just took some asprin. Got a telephone apointment with my doctor anyway in two weeks but bleh.

>>8406859
wait who are you referring to
>>8406858
Hey, yesterday I asked Maddie what the pros and cons of dating men or trans women were. She said that she was biased and couldn't give me an honest answer so I should ask a real bisexual. What's your input?

>>8406862

<33333333333333333333333333333

>>8406871

no ur not dying

>>8406860
no not that way

>>8406870
Here's what happened
>decide to eat a burger
>doesn't sit well in my stomach
>have to go to bathroom
>sit on toilet, poop won't come out
>waiting for 10 minutes and still won't come out
>decide to get the plunger to see if it'll help get my poop out
>I stand up, put it on my butt and pump away
>starts to hurt
>try to get plunger off of my butt, but it's stuck
>find some lube under the sink and use it
>take the lube and put some on my butt and plunger comes right off
>there is some poop stuck to the plunger and it smells horrible.
>go grab some toilet paper to clean the poop of of the plunger
>didn't realize how sticky the poop was
>my hand goes right through the toilet paper and I got shit on hand and knuckles now.

>>8406873
>a real bisexual

>>8406879

LMAO WTF

>>8406879
>as I'm doing this, my mom is at the door and knocks, asking if everything is ok?
>tell her everything is fine
>she leaves
>go to sink to wash the plunger
>my poop starts to clog up the sink
>meanwhile small chunks of poop are running down my leg and onto the floor
>end up slipping on shit and hitting the floor
>the shit gets into my hair and all over my face
>get up and take all my clothes off to get a shower now.
>as I'm in the shower there is a knock on the door
>it's my mom
>she says, you've been in there for 25 minutes. I'm coming in
>oh no

>mom opens the door and sees floor and sink.
>what the fuck were you doing she said.
>why is there shit all over the sink and bathroom floor and not in the toilet.
>why were you jerking off?
>try to explain that I wasn't jerking off
>she grabs the lube and says, what's this then.
>she is furious and tells me to clean up everything
>she leaves and I start crying

>>8406881
w-who do i ask then

>>8406879
getting some poop on your hand is the worst day of your life?

>>8406820
thats fine i guess but ur just going to end up doing the same shit as angie

>>8406881
I never told her to ask elanna xD

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I'm back! isn't that awesumness?!?

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>>8406873
III may not be the best resource on this
At least I don't think so

>>8406891
Hey you

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>>8406892
>>8406884
Im still giggling about this.
Thought id share.
Its kaylas bae

im a real bisexual so let me weigh in here. don't date anyone because you'll just get hurt laying in bed crying alone is safer

>>8406861
no i dont know you

or anyone here really

I just don't work until july so im bored

>>8406891
I thought elanna was bisexual
s-sorry
I'm going to go hide now
;///;

>>8406886
idk lol im not sure what everyone's sexual orientations are
>>8406891
i mean yeah but a lot of people haven't caught up yet to the fact that ELANNA IS A LESBIAN

>>8406901

IS THIS REALLL LOL

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>>8406889
Is that a problem?

>>8406900
Didnt you tell me you never got hangovers? I guess its just like when you told me you werent actually a dyke ;)

everyone in this thread is so nice and pretty

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>giving compliments to edie

i HATE coffee

>>8406902
I want to cry with someone else though ;_;

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>>8406879
>>8406885
Ew.

>>8406911
yes

>>8406906
No no its ok il find you a real bisexual to ask. check dm's

huggs edie

>>8406913
that's just the trips
us bitter hons just lurk

>>8406892
Yes.

>>8406913

that's very tru yes

>>8406914

o-oh :c

>>8406921

o-oh c: .... hugg

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>>8406912
I'm actually fairly certain I said I always get hangovers
You and your gaydar tho I'm still kind of floored

>>8406922
Im a bitter hon and I make the mistake of posting with a trip every day of my life so no.

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>>8406919
Why is it a problem

>>8406901
what the fucking fuck? it's like 2012 Kayla timed traveled to now!

if you girls were naked i'd pay per view! :p

>>8406922
youre probably nice i just have to get to the center of the tootsie pop

>>8406927
proxxie you're not a bitter hon ok you're a qt

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>>8406909
An hour b8 gobbling fest by him after i ripped on him for being a fat chaser turd & kayla deserving better after she posted their date pics.
Starts here
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/image/6Z3OR1OiK1OYxj9tlab14A/

Heres the thread
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/8397994/#8398996

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work always makes me so tired =n=

>>8406930
yeah
lick me and i'll be nice to you

>>8406926
Really? Maybe im still just tired as fuck and not thinking straight but i could have sworn you told me you never got hangovers.

>>8406935
Then either quit or stop whining

>>8406936
ok but in a platonic way
licc

tfw bitter hon :)

>>8406941
nim you arent one either please

>>8406940
i'm not sure you can lick someone platonically but thanks :)

>>8406929
Im sure alot of ppl would.
We'd rake in so much cheddah.
I'd wanna do it semi professionally and have a proper film crew though.
Make it a week to shoot, a 2 hour flik

>>8406931
Hugboxer.

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>tfw wonderful feeling of killing a mummy spider carrying an egg pouch and flushing the remains down the toilet

Arachni-shits BTFO

>>8406943
>says Nim isn't a hon
The hugboxing meme will never die

>>8406938
Nah, I think I might have been whining about how drinking like always sucks the next day. I was hungover yesterday morning after two beer.
;-; I think I may have said I'm not a fan of drinking to excess
I really can't handle any substances any more tho I feel like an old fart

>>8406943
am tho

>>8406949
Why are you wearing a scarf

tfw big ol lips but they're lil in width and all scrunched up together

>>8406932

lmaaaaaao why would he even give a fuck what you think tho like he doesn't know you

>>8406950

nim isn't a hon

>>8406951
>I really can't handle any substances any more tho
Same. Guess we are stuck trying to feel good through other means

>>8406955

Hiding my hairline and keeping the sun of my head all at once.

>>8406948
>>8406950
>>8406953
ok well I think I'm going to drop this thread for a few days

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>>8406959
Through the power of self fulfillment and cuddles

>>8406962
it's just the one idiot who thinks you're either a model or a hon and ugly girls don't exist

>>8406967
tfw ugly goil :^(

>>8406966
Cuddles do seem to be a lot better than drugs these days. Literally no side effects other than forgetting to eat.

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>>8406959
>>8406966
hi mommies

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i'm so comfffyyyy rnnn smoking this bowl in bedddddd under the coverrrss surrounded by christmas lightsss

>>8406957
You haven't even seen what Nim looks like

>>8406967
Nim looks like a guy.
Sertii is known to hugbox,
He even thinks that his bf Nicole looks like a girl

>>8406957
Umm...
Kayla is being agp and dating the male repressing version of herself.
Do the math
Hahhaha.
He lifts & cares about everyones opinion of him

>>8406913
>>8406922
no im neither

>>8406974
Duuuuude niiiiiiiiice

>>8406971
Aren't you worried about catching the gay?

>>8406976
Ok nim

>>8406970
nah you're not but i am

>>8406978
*licks you*

>>8406981
that's not nim

>>8406960
I wear hats :D

dumb nail polish remover makin me woozy

>>8406984
>>8406984
Ok nim

>>8406980
>Aren't you worried about catching the gay?
Didn't I give you the gay though? I think im pretty much immune to catching it again. T-t-t-t-hats how it works right?

>>8406977
really? so he gets mad or something when you think he is shit?

>>8406990
>autistic stuttering

>>8406990
She was gobbling girldick before you m8

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>>8406985
I rarely do, but when I do, I tip.

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>>8406990
Sharing is caring

>>8406994
Ok this is legitimately untrue

>>8406988
Use an ester based one, ideally ethyl lactate. Won't make you woozy and washing it with water afterwards breaks it down.

>>8406976

i have seen the collage pics

>>8406977

...eye mean tru lol

>>8406980

besttt morninggggg

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duuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddde please kill me lmao!

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>>8407005

>>8407003
So have I and Nim looks like a guy

>>8407009
i already know that, but thanks

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>>8407009

>>8406994
It was a joke geez valq

>>8406993
Please be patient i have autism.jpeg

>>8406983
im calling the police

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>tfw look like a manly man

i get mad bitches irl y'all are doing it wrong

>>8407015
narc

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>>8406997
What was the last weiner you sat on missy?
Was it ever under the influence of Estrogen
>>8406996
I was talking about ballcaps.
But
Lol
How do you tip a floppy hat
>>8406991
I just posted the whole thread about it.
The precursor was me shit talking his belly when she posted the original pics.
She told him
He came online to post a picture of himself flexing in the mirror to yell at me
>and somehow prove me wrong.
Not even projecting here, dude has just as many issues as virgin kayla

>>8407016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oihEbeKmw but do you have loadsamoney?

>>8407018
no its "arc"

>>8407001
yeah i see that now

it's like a game like this, if i get a nail wrong. each time i have to redo it it gets harder as i get woozier.

just can't fucking ever do my dominant-hand thumb properly and now i'm just giving up and going to sleep with what looks like bumpy walling plaster all over it, every redo made it worse

>>8407013
>please don't tell the truth

>>8407015
it's a platonic lick to get to the pretty and nice center of you

>>8407014
Sloppy seconds lannü.
How soggy and ruined it must be...

>>8407024

honesty without tact is cruelty

>>8407016
You get no bitches.
Just a single penis

>>8407027
The truth is often cruel

>>8407020
that's p funny what weak little boy

>>8407026
Somehow i dont think shes either soggy or ruined. Hows your day going Valq

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>>8407021
im fukkin loaded

>>8407028
no penis only sweet girl puss

>>8407027
>edie is cruel

>>8407035
You wish you were loaded

do you guys find my experiences relatable?

i'll try to have different experiences if you don't find these ones relatable

elanna is very soggy

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>>8407023
Get one of these. That way you can clean the excess polish around the nail without redoing it entirely.

>>8407027
there's literally nothing wrong with cruelty

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>>8407016
>look like an androgynous teenage boy with small breasts
>get hit on all the time
Jokes on you I'm traumatized and awful in bed

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>>8407037
>implying I'm not RICH

delusional tbqh i can almost afford a half gallon of milk

>>8407035
We both know vagina makes you cry
>>8407033
O hey he's back.
Stop misgendering your kayla.
If im a boy, shes a man.
Bastard
And why are you lingering here like every other chaser who ever transitioned.
>>8407034
Ok.
My scoliosis started kicking up yesterday morning.
Now im lying in bed in an "s" shape waiting for my chiropractor appointment in 2 hours
I had to call into work b/c i couldn't even brush my teeth without going into horrible muscle spasm thatd make me collapse

>>8407047
You're a waitress and your job allows you to have nails that long.
Fucking gross

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>>8407041

>>8407042
no i'm just a flump and keep forgetting where my fingers are and touching the wet paint, i went to the bathroom and washed my hands and smushed a lot of them that way - like i'm just a big fucking idiot, that's really all that's going on

>>8407030
>>8407036
>>8407043

:side-eyes:

>>8407033
Im really bad at reading comprehension today
Sorry>>8407049

> twitches
> jittery movement
> eyes can't keep focus
> headache
> equilibrium troubles
Why do I function so bad when I'm a little bit tired

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>>8407020
I mean yeah the last time I sucked a penis it was a girl penis
What's your point

>>8407041
I've only ever had two partners I'm practically a virgin

i wish a boy was being cruel to my lewd bits

>>8407047
Gangsta pic with a French manicure. Priceless.

tfw no tail

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>>8407044
have you grown out your hair yet?

>>8407049
shut up you dumb slut I hate you so much men don't cry ;_;

>>8407051
feels gud man
>tfw female guests compliment me on them all the time

>>8407047
ha ha usa and its monopoly money, i got 10 US dollars in my wallet right heere

>>8407062
yeah i know i just meant you are very wet and soft
>>8407063
hmm....... same

>>8407061
>a little bit tired
Those are the symptoms of sleep deprivation

>>8407056
Add a layer of quick dry top coat before you go do something else.

>>8407068
>korra wont go near you if you get a vagina
Orchie it is then.
Youre gonna be so gay

>TFW you purposefully let yourself go in hopes that your boobs and ass would get bigger but you really only just gained weight in your stomach

WTF

>>8407063
same if i can be frank with you

>>8407049
>My scoliosis started kicking up yesterday morning.
Oh wow thats fucking shitty im really sorry to hear about that :(

>>8407072
I slept 6 hours this night(exceptionally)! And 7h30 last night! I'm not even close to sleep deprived!

>>8407059
I mean you have about as much tact as I'd expect of a tranny who fucks vaginas shaped like flashlights for a living

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>>8407070
reeeee richfags GET OUT

>>8407076
s-stop trying to turn me gay I have a strict no homo policy i will remain pure in the eyes of the Lord you degenerate

>>8407060
yeah I meant kaylas bf acts like a little boy. he almost has as much self confidence as I had when I was 16 and repressing.

>>8407082
I get tired if I don't get twelve hours of sleep. Which doesn't happen often because of the nightmares.

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>tfw you can actually tell and feel how much a guy really cares about you

>>8407077
how do people eat more when they let themselves go? like to me it's a hassle to remember that stuff

>>8407068
It's almost back to my shoulders
>>8407077
Get back in the fitness game with me! I gained a lot of weight since beginning transition and I'm tired of being chubby

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>>8407073
K, hows this

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Is "she calls me mommy too" an appropriate joke to make to my girlfriends mom?

>>8407092
>Guys
>Caring about anything but themselves

How do I diet
Is a granola bar or egg, some fruit, and then a "normal meal" from work or my house reasonable?
And tons of cardio?

>>8407098
no lady it's not

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>>8407095
add me on discord! i wanna see a recent pic on how qt you are! you're like 2 years hrt now aren't you?

>>8407090
How the fuck do you function in society with only 12 hours/day of wake time?
Is it even possible to cram work and taking care of self in that short time?

>>8407082
tfw 3 hours of sleep and maybe 2 hours of being very close to sleep. soo tired

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>>8407092
good feel uwu

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>>8407071
I mean this is kind of an overshare, but this has been particularly the case for the past little bit pls don't bully

>>8407097
You really shouldn't cut them that short. And wear a full coat of polish or nothing, seriously.

>>8407068
You shouldn't be allowed to work like that.
That's a major health hazard

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>>8407098
No

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>>8407097
aaaaaaaaaaaa DELETE THIS gas all dykes

>>8407109
gross but also jealous

>>8407097
uh oh

>>8407106
Nah, it's not quite possible. Part of why I burnt out. I don't work these days. Medical leave while waiting for retirement.

>>8407109
>but this has been particularly the case for the past little bi
What did she mean by this. Is it really humid in victoria?

>>8407110
Um
>you can tell a girls orientation by the length of her nails

>>8407106
She doesn't realize that sleeping that long isn't good for her health

i've had 11 sex partners how many has everyone else had

>>8407129
There's short and there's too short. You're permanently damaging your fingertips by cutting so close to the skin.

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holy MOLLY lol
who else /petition to rename mtfg to transbian antichaser(male) circlejerk/

its funny because the transbians are the biggest chasers of them all :&)

(but they are girl(males) so they cant chase lmao haha))

>>8407093
>Not shamelessly comforting yourself with food to ease the harshness of being trans

bish wtf

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>>8407111
You realize that people make that food, right? In a bustling kitchen, where particles drift around from exposed skin and shirts, or even eyes noses and mouths as people shout for something new to be made or some sort of correction. Feet kick around the floor and pants and shirts and aprons have the dust they pick up disturbed and carried off by the air current. Then as it's being carried to your table it gets whisked through open air where people are speaking, laughing, chewing, and doing who knows what will get brought along the air currents...
and then the kicker of this is that the waitress doesn't dip her fingers into your fucking food before you eat.

>>8407139
Fuck off, chaser.

>>8407139
*sigh*
Why do you even post on this thread?

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>>8407101

count all calories, then exercise daily. try to keep it low-carb.etc

>>8407108

uwu

>>8407136

10

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>>8407128
I mean it is raining right now but that's definitely not what I meant

>>8407139
I kinda like your shitposting ngl

>>8407139
tfw the tittle skittles turned you into a filthy transbian. I WANT OUT
>>8407129
>>you can tell a girls orientation by the length of her nails
I mean generally if a girl is a dyke shes not gonna have long nails for a reason...

>>8407104
The only recent pic I have of myself that's non-identifying is a little bit lewd...

>>8407148
that's way too many

>>8407152
eh i dont mind on this site im exposed to lewd on even blue boards when I'm not looking for it lol

>>8407155

i lost my virginity 10ish years ago. 10 sex partners in 10ish yearsssss

>>8407137
Um.
My hands are mostly scar from the last several years of work. I cut them that short so i dont rip nails off.
Its a dream of mine to get a manicure.
But itd be a waste

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>>8407151
gun based lobotomy is always an option :^)
>>8407150
;)
>>8407148
Uw@
>>8407143
haha yeah im really chasing those big strong 6'4" alpha males lmao
@8407147
gotta spread the word /#delete transbians C:

>>8407141
it's only harsh now, it'll be fine when i've transitioned (unless i've let my misery turn me into a fatass it will)

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>>8407136
three (3)

one girl two guys

>>8407150
>I mean it is raining right now
We had soooooo much rain here last week, i was supposed to water the plants but i figured that the rain would take care of it. Go to check on them and 1 of them died anyways :(

>>8407162

@wU

>>8407160
wow i lost mine 11 years ago (when i was 12)

>>8407165
Two girls, one cup?

>>8407166
;-;
That plant is living the dream let me tell u

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>>8407148
You going to pride this month?

>>8407136
0

>>8407166
is ur hr home in the area that gets flooded

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>>8407173
no i wasnt I missed the casting call for that one thankfully

>>8407178
good girl

>>8407172

o wow

>>8407177

idkkkkkkk

>>8407136
0

>>8407136
If you're not counting relationships, 43
Relationships 8

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>>8407169
ah theirs something wrong with your eye got a lazy eye or something lol ^w%

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>>8407172
>when i was 12
Filthy casual
I lost mine when I was 7

>>8407183
Thanks! ^^
But I want a bf ;_;

>>8407136
2
One guy, one nonbinary mtf

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>>8407180
>is ur hr home in the area that gets flooded
Yeah actually and im scared as fuck of having to stay in this house

>>8407191

/ vvu

>>8407196
>picture of Calgary
>In the foreground is something that looks like one of those megachurches
'berta

>>8407184
I'll just go to give the religious people hell

>>8407196
dude if flooding starts just leave

What is it about hrt that unironiclaly made me go from nazi to commie?
During repression I would have hated serti and nicole. Now I think they are awesome

>>8407188
put your trip on AtdotAt

>>8407194
How do you even know if tour vagina is anatomically correct.
Better experiment to investigate

>>8407201
lol u confused lana

i think there was one of those built here recently though

>>8407207
easier said then done i dont have a car.

>>8407201
Thats high river, our house in calgary has never come close to flooding.

Boo, if you're here, kill yourself.

>>8407208
stopped thinking of yourself as a straight white guy?
>>8407215
yeah thats true i guess. idk hopefully your parents would come or there would be like emergency buses or something

Boo I love you let's hang out sometime

Boo, if you're here, kill yourself.

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>>8407211
Literally only purpose of that would be to nitpick
I don't care, I like my genitals how they are.

>>8407215
Derp
It's the metro area thoughhhh isn't it?

how do i get money for ffs

>>8407225
camming

>>8407225

gofundme and a sob story

>>8407222
same

>>8407225
Be a Prostitute (male)

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>>8407209
I'm not that trip

>>8407228
should i just sob on video for ten minutes
>>8407235
>>8407227
i need to be attractive for that

>>8407224
Or, you know....
A definitive (how gay are i) exploration.
Maybe you were meant to be a bf after all

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>>8407225
daddy bf(6'4") :)

>>8407224
>It's the metro area thoughhhh isn't it?
our calgary home? i dont wanna dox myself more than i do lol

http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2017/6/07/i-was-recently-informed-im-not-transsexual

Gas the NBs

Is it possible to get a huge muscle booty

>>8407245
No I mean like I thought high River was a suburb like Airdrie

>>8407241
Don't trigger me like this I don't need more gay guilt

>>8407250
Yes
Unfortunately this is a blueboard

>>8407241
What the fuck is your deal?

>>8407240
If your body's good, your face doesn't matter; you can do it up in some memey way.
One of those stupid kawaii face doctor masks. or a gas mask, or any number of things with your brows done and a spot of makeup. Make it your gimmick. Poltards on /r9k/ would eat up a cute girl (male) wearing only a gas mask and nazzi hat

>>8407257
It's the autism

>>8407257
Im the eroticism mascot of mtfg.
Not a kink freak, but boldly pushing everyone to experiment within their bounds

god im so disgusted at myself 24/7 fuck
why does life have to be this hard just because i have a y chromosome and a broken brain
>>8407258
my body isn't good it's repulsive

>>8407264
You seem to be more retarded than erotic.

gas me please

>>8407251
>2 years time
>lannü marries some stacked tall physics professor
>is mother to their surrogate child

>>8407251
Its basically okatoks lite

>>8407266
You missed the bantzboat bb

>>8407258
people from r9k have thought i was cute or whatever but i dont understand how im supposed to get money out of neets

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>tfw qt dyke to experiment with

>>8407270
What drugs are you on I'm not in the mood for this

>>8407272
Ohh ok

>>8407277
Knew you'd crack

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>>8407274
>boldly pushing everyone to be a degenerate transbian
ftfy :)

>>8407277
Ask what's going to feel like being with an ape

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>tfw ur a freak but it's okay because nothing matters and life is a spook

>>8407275
chara does it but i think you need to have no conscious or care about other people at all

>>8407275
Neetbux runs deep

>>8407278
>>8407277
ITT dykes turning good girls into dykes

>>8407103
>>8407115
But it's funny

>>8407277
You didn't even look at my picture!

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>>8407278
(im not actually for real just shitposting cuz I have nothing relevant to say)

>>8407288
fucking transbians :(

>>8407295
what pic? :i

>>8407288
sorry

>>8407298
Me too thanks

>>8407278
Hey Elanna, what's it like having a neovagina? I've obviously thought about getting srs but I'm wondering how it is sexually

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>>8407305
i blame the gay agenda pol was right

#sad>gryllz

>>8407295
You probably look like a disgusting man

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>Insurance is incredibly bullshit and full of loose ends because mental health is outsourced through another insurance company
>Finally get list from insurance company of approved therapists
>Two have no online footprints or pages, one has nothing to do with LGBT/questioning, other two aren't accepting clients

weeeew headspin
why ain't I a girl yet

>>8407319
A dream I gave up

fucking *hives* i better not be becoming gluten intolerant i'm already vegetarian

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>>8407319
>not being a crossdressing agp boy

you fell for the memes m8

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>>8407306
Idk how to describe how it feels to have a vagina ;-;
Like, I guess it feels like instead of having a penis you have another opening there, but a lot of the same nerves are now inside you. Being penetrated feels really good, like a mix of something sliding inside of you and a stretching feeling. Also being penetrated deeper tends to have some prostate stimulation so I guess it's analogous to what a gspot would be like.

In terms of how it functions I've been told that it's tighter than a cis vagina, it also is more likely to need lubrication although it does make some of its own.

>>8407324
it's a stupid dream
we're going against years of our body putting us through different hormones that give us distinct sexual dimorphism

What is the best drug to OD off of?

>>8407279
>degenerate
kek

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i'm @ the clinic, they thought i was someone called stephanie.

>>8407336
You know, when it comes to food, hives are mostly caused by vegetable products, not animal ones, and even then, it's mostly dairy and eggs, so I really don't see how a vegetarian diet could help with that problem...

>>8407346
>trying to repress
>read this
STOP MAKING ME WANT ONE :(

>>8407355
https://youtu.be/7EzKZpg-cVg

im gonna get real skinny

>>8407353
heroin

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>>8407346
i actually really want srs now. having a gt is super overrated and inconvenient most of the time

plus being able to have sex whenever without douching seems gr8

how long is the recovery time before you can walk around and have sex? i know it's case by case but in general

>have fun goofy story from yesterday. full of smiles and flowers.
>cant dox this
enjoy story day pic collectors

allah akbar

>>8407346
Thanks for responding, I know it must be kind of embarrassing to talk about. Uhh, is it kind of the same with like oral and stuff to? I'm not a huge fan of dick desu

>>8407367
I don't have access to that

>>8407357
eating meat's a non-option soz

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>>8407369
You can't put a price on never worrying about a bulge, but you'll have to dilate. Forever.

>>8407355
they told them to expect a transgirl called stephanie that day, then just assumed she was the first one they clocked

>>8407379
dark net

I blocked some people because being around them made me act like a really shitty person but now I feel sad and miss them

How do I stop missing them and feeling sad

>all this talk about srs
>all the guilt comes flooding back for not wanting it
welp looks like im agp for life

>>8407385
that's quite a leap

>>8407386
I want some thing very quickly to get

>>8407391
not

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>>8407388
unblock and be nice to them
>>8407390
keeping it oem doesn't make you agp
>>8407392
all the silk road sites are .gov now

>>8407395
no, it really is, how do you know that this stephanie is trans?

>not feeling your inner vag and knowing you need an inversion
get out

>>8407298
The one I posted

>>8407390
how do you figure out you're trans if you're ok with yr genitalia? like i imagine that'd confuse stuff

>>8407390
>Elanna has lesbian guilt
>Her gf has penis guilt
This anime writes itself.

>>8407399
I'll do cold meds until I end up blacking out

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>>8407369
They usually have you up and "walking" on the second day, but you can expect to be basically housebound for 1-2 months. The risk of infection in the early stages of healing is quite high so you have to be quite diligent with your hygiene and wound care. You shouldn't be having sex for at least 3 months. For the first year sex is unlikely to be very satisfying anyways, a lot of nerves are severed and they need to heal and this takes time. In the meantime there is a fair bit of numbness and swelling

>>8407376
I guess for oral most of the stimulation would be external. I'd say the vulva is probably closer in terms of type of sensation to what the area around the scrotum feels like. Obviously this varies from surgeon to surgeon.
You definitely can get off on it but given a choice between being eaten out and being fingered I'll take the fingering every time.

>>8407390
You don't need SRS, you're lucky for not needing it

>>8407361
Take your medicine dummy
It's worth it

>>8407399
No but like
Kinda being around them made me act cancerous
And my friends don't want me to talk to these ppl

>>8407400
you're trans. if they confused you for them, stands to reason....

>>8407409
Elanna what are the best drugs to OD off of?

>>8407401
idk if yr memein but this literally describes me

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>>8407376
Oh and uh, you do have a clitoris too so if your partner knows what to do with it you're set. That's pretty straightforward the describe in how it feels, feels like having a ridiculously tiny dick

>>8407412
how do you know they knew i was trans?
i assumed they'd think i was a cis man

>>8407411
knowing the friends of your friends will cause drama in every situation
keep your relationships compartmentalized

>>8407399
>keeping it oem doesn't make you agp
The fact I dont mind using it for sex does though right?

>>8407404
Most of my dysphoria comes from my secondary characteristics like voice and facial hair. oh and my fucking feet. I used to hate my dick so much and never used it like at all, only bottomed for guys. Then i got on hormones, started liking girls instead and my dick didnt bother me like nearly as much anymore.

>>8407407
We need a plot twist
>>8407409
I know you told me that im sorry for feeling guilty.

>>8407419
idk who knows