/mtfg/ - trans woman general

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posting it

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my thread

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>tfw u want to kiss and cuddle a girl and then realize u have no idea how and would probably just fumble like an idiot

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>>8403643
^^;
>>8403649
god of the shitposting piety <3
>>8403650
i-its already done!

>>8403666
Good girl

Birdy did nothing wrong!

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>>8403666
You improved yours. Good girl

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tfw nothing nice to say about yourself in your shitty gf meme thing

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>>8403653
This one is from /r9k/ gf thread.
How close do you think those boys got?

>>8403628
Dont worry fren, I also know nothing of the Discord, too scary :/

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>>8403666
I don't think there is a single bad thing about me, to be honest.

>>8403667
i will want more.

>waits for one of these to not be sad

>>8403686
*shrug*

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>>8403653
sure if you want it so badly haha lol

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>>8403686
>I don't think there is a single bad thing about me, to be honest.
Nice meme chara

>>8403688
mine isnt sad you FUCKing goofus

>>8403667
t-thank you mast- wife~! ^^;
>>8403671
thanks mommy .///.
>>8403686
p much lmao

>>8403673
lol im the one who posted it there

it was made by different trannies

>>8403692
i think you're my favourite poster in these threads

i don't know what school of shitposting you graduated from, but i like it

>>8403487
repostingans
https://expirebox.com/download/b462028afe0427257a26a071b7636010.html

>>8403704
diaper school of SHITposting

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>>8403686
Chara pls be my Onee-chan
I want to destroy

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>>8403691
hehe ^=^

>>8403695
Name one, you can't.
checkm8

>>8403700
when are you going to cut yourself for me again~

uwu

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>tfw ufufu calls u cute

uwu

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>>8403702
kek.
Hello fembot.
Guess there's too many of us that go there...

>>8403720
ÖwÖ

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>>8403704
omg dont like me too much that would be gay ;^)
>>8403713
omg did someone say diapees?

someone post template pls

>>8403716
d-did I ever do t-that..?
you want me to..?

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>>8403715
which koneko are you

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>>8403733

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>>8403697

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am I the only one who thinks calzone is the best mtfg server?

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Repression gen reporting

heres ours...

>tfw she's thinking about you
I miss you too uwu

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>>8403746
it would be better if i didn't have to ban evade every-time i want to join.

>>8403748
Just join us :3

>>8403748
Delete this
>>8403746
It's my favorite server

But no one knows it's me on there

>>8403753
just dont be a shit lol <3

>>8403716
>Name one, you can't.
>checkm8
You arent drunk with me right now on vc

>>8403653
>My right arm hurts :(

Wait what does this mean my right arm has been hurting for no reason.

>>8403753
>tfw too newfaggy to be on discord to even get banned

>>8403750
i-i miss you lots :3

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>>8403754
im headed that way

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>>8403736
heres the mtfg gf template :*)

>>8403746
how to join

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>>8403748
Reporting too.
Fuck this girly stuff I'm a manly man.

>>8403770
fuck you im not six foot im 5ft 11

>>8403770
fuck you im not six foot im 5ft 13

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>>8403776
Just give in you dumb girl.

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>>8403772
https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c
here u go lol

>>8403776
get on hrt already, you stupid faggot

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I want to go to a pride event just to see if anyone will hit on me.

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>>8403756
I never even do anything.
[still banned]

>>8403758
That's your fault, not mine.

>>8403765
/who/

>>8403776
same we should hang out and bro out

>>8403790
>/who/

Yes that is the point I was making, no need to be mean

>>8403776
You're cute :3

>>8403790
>That's your fault, not mine.
dont block me next time then

>>8403790
idk then lol, srrry

>>8403776
>>8403748
take it from me, repression fails and just hurts. just take hrt and let in enlighten you to the better version of you.

i was a complete mess pre hrt and i dont ever want to go back to that. just trust in estrogen.

I had to cancel my date because im sick as fuck and now my bf is mad at me ;____;
So fucking nauseous...

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>>8403686
Hey why'd you block me on Discord? I thought we were friends?
You never even told me what I did to upset you :(

>>8403776
cool robot, just be a fem guy

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>tfw u eat a smokie and it explodes in ur mouth

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>>8403716
Id say being a nonpassing neet that steals other girls pics and pretends to be them is a big flaw.

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i don't like this meme very much

>>8403816
what's a smokie?

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Is this a sandwich?

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>>8403823

hows everyone doing today?

>>8403823
Wait is this a Canadian term?
It's a kind of hot dog like sausage that tends to have like little pockets of hot cheddar in it

>>8403826
It's the sort of thing Robin would make before remembering that the reason she came into the kitchen was because there's a fire in the living room.

wew
the end of May feels like it was 6 months ago at the very least
ket is fucking awesome

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D-did I do it right?

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>>8403826
are you the person i talk about hot dudes with on kageshicord?

>>8403833
I'm Canadian and I've never heard them called that before :P

>>8403838
yes zna loves hot dudes

>>8403833
in the UK, a smokie is a kind of smoked fish
i've never heard anyone refer to a hot dog as a "smokie" before

to be completely honest with you, i thought you were talking about drugs again though

>>8403833
>Wait is this a Canadian term?
Yes it is.
>It's a kind of hot dog like sausage that tends to have like little pockets of hot cheddar in it
Wtf, that sounds great, why have you been hiding this from us?
>>8403838
Unless that person's name is Zna, no.
>>8403842
NO.

>>8403829
delicious
>>8403833
I guess? I'm from europe so idk

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>>8403840
The fuck?
This whole end of the country calls them smokies
>>8403844
It's not actually a hot dog it's bigger and tends to have a thicker casing and also tends to be greasier and slightly curved

>>8403836
I like you! Do you really charge your bf?

>>8403835
can we like meetup and do ket together?

>>8403836
your image says minorly artistic but i can tell you are actually extremely artistic

>>8403848
>it's bigger and tends to have a thicker casing and also tends to be greasier and slightly curved
owo

Is Zna a sandwich?

>>8403848
>bigger and tends to have a thicker casing and also tends to be greasier and slightly curved
How can cis tits even compete?

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>>8403795
I'm not being mean.

>>8403803
I didn't block you.

>>8403805
unban me it's your best friend CHARA!

>>8403812
i don't think we ever talked on discord

>>8403838
>kage
kek

>>8403852
No I meant just paying for me in public.

>>8403848
>It's not actually a hot dog it's bigger and tends to have a thicker casing and also tends to be greasier and slightly curved
Honestly this sounds like a bratwurst with cheese in it.
>>8403857
If you tried really hard you could eat me like one, I guess.

sit down

>>8403854
You're far too kind, I wish. I have some artistic skill but Im hardly anything special.

>>8403857
she's an empty sandwich, if you know what i mean

(someone needs to put something between her buns)

>>8403865
but i am sitting

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please love me

>>8403864
Nah, they're distinct
A bratwurst has a sausage consistency and is grey, a smokie has a uniform consistency and pink color like a hot dog

>>8403873
be humble

>>8403865
im going to go lay in bed is that okay

>>8403877
i hate myself is that good enough

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>>8403860
srry but im not the one who banned you, can't change

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>>8403860
Chara you know who I am dont be silly, my Discords MoapChan#4236, and yours is Piety#0537


MoapChan - 05/07/2017
I thought we were friends?
I havent seen you on/r9k/, whats up?
Piety - 05/07/2017
Why would we be friends
you're nuts
MoapChan - 05/07/2017
You were the one who told me we were friends
Piety - 05/07/2017
Ye
MoapChan - 05/07/2017
Have I dont something to upset you?
Piety - 05/07/2017
I change my mind on that
MoapChan - 05/07/2017
Lets talk it out.

Seeeee?

unsee cc
gaduzesi

I got a new shirt!

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No love me

East coast US here, we have mini smoked hotdogs called Lil Smokies.

tfw no one cares enough about me to sexually harass me

>>8403829
how similar are these to chorizos

i miss chilean chorizos...

>>8403860
Oh ok sorry for misunderstanding then.

>>8403876
Interesting. I'll try to find some in NB once I get a passport.

>>8403883
ily riley

>>8403891
chorizos are so delicious

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>>8403888
i like the sound of this girl

would wife

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>>8403872
i saw that maddie.
[anon]

>>8403881
ask them to unban me [chara/piety] thanks

>>8403883
i know you're moap.
Thought we talked on steam. must have forgot

>>8403893
We're going to be best friends!

>>8403897
i forgot to retrip after posting about wow on /v/ sorry

>>8403900
>playing wow
filtered
unfollowed
unsubscribed
getting donations back

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>>8403900

You think you got it bad?
I shitpost as FayeAnon on /feg/

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>>8403653
again?

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>>8403900
>>8403907

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>>8403895
ily2 anon <3

>>8403897
Yeah we did talk on steam but you blocked me there too, and I still dont know why :((
Did I do something to upset you, Chara?
I tried finding you on /r9k/ again but didnt see you anywhere...

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>>8403900
the trutrans mmo is ffxiv

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>>8403897
Th-thank fren

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>>8403874
get in the bed

>>8403906
well a few freinds from discord and i all resubbed to play it tgother but now our schedules never seem to line up but i just wanted to play something with freinds that isnt weebtastic adventures 2.5 second GCD XIV

>Roommate says she was considering going downtown tomorrow to go to the library to get a library card and then going to see a movie
>"But the sun's outside and they told me to avoid that" because she just had her first laser session yesterday
>Comes to me and asks if a spot on her neck is a mole
"Yeah, maybe?"
>"That appeared after my laser session"
>"Well it's a little red and about where a hair grain would be; maybe it's an ingrown hair?"
>"I don't know, maybe... what if it's a mole though?"

>Sit that bitch down and explain the difference between "sun exposure" and "inadvertant sun exposure" to try and ease her worries
>Tell her about my sunscreen in the bathroom for when she's going to spend more than five minutes at a time in direct sunlight
"I've had a shit ton of reasons to avoid the sun for the last year. On top of laser I do dermaneedling for acne scars and use gycolic acid and sailicylic acid daily. Other than one incident where I was being stupid after dermaneedling on vacation and *maybe* caused some scarring around my mouth I'm fine."
>Is painting her toenails pink during this
>Agrees I'm right, then tells me out of the blue I need to be working on my voice more
>There were two incidents lately where that might have helped
"Yeah, I do; I don't really work on it."
>Tells me there's resources on Youtube
>cringe
"Yeah, and a ton of 4chan"
>comes apologize later for telling me to work on my voice
>tell her it's fine but kind of shoe her away because idgaf

One laser session and she thinks she's a fucking expert now.
I responded in kind though. So I guess we're just being catty as fuck today.

>>8403897
ily chara

>>8403912
its your boo
:o]
>KB

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has anyone else had a super easy transition?
like in my junior year of high school I took hrt in boy mode, then in senior year started to present girlier and girlier, until senior skip day, where i wore a bikini. nobody even said anything lol. now im graduating, pass great, and about to move to a new city to stealth ( at college with a full ride)

Its pretty nice tbqh :)

how have your transition journeys been?

>>8403916
okay

>>8403897
why does moap have an obsession with you

update: betta fish ded

>>8403930
dyke lady stop bragging u making me want to kms

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>>8403932
Chara why did you turn your trip off?

>>8403934
you have to get a better fish then

>>8403936
learn to spot a baitpost you goldfish

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this was fun :3

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>>8403900
I forgive you little one.

>>8403912
You're just really bad at stalking.

>>8403915
add me on discord

>>8403926
ily too

>>8403932
I insulted her one time almost a year ago, and she never forgets i guess. lmao

>>8403937
why would i ever turn off my trip moap?

>>8403942
uhh all the stuff she said there is true dude

>>8403945
wheres the quarterback frame?
and the square chin?
and the dead eyes?

how are you doing /mtfg/

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>>8403951
:^)

>>8403945
>cypro prison
10/10

>>8403953
i did my hair in a style that isn't "tight high ponytail" for once and it looks pretty good actually
how are you nim

>>8403949
ily piety master~

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>>8403896
Soon.

>>8403959
im glad you're feeling good about yourself

im not feeling too great today, im still getting over a cold and i have that "heavy" feeling associated with my depressive episodes

im just trying to relax rn, watching some urban exploration videos

>>8403949
Idk your name so, Ally#5929

>>8403953

Got a new shirt, and learning to love the ponytail.
On the downside, depression has whipped out it's dick and slapped me in the face
And my grandmother thinks I'm gay, may possibly suspect I'm trans.

>>8403913
false, ffxiv is for weebs and weebs are absolutely AGP

>>8403958
wouldnt dysphoria mean its not actually real

>>8403953
do you know what dna stands for

>>8403949
how are you chara :o]
i miss talking to you
:-)

>>8403969
i think im gonna start putting my hair in one too

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optician confirmed I need glasses btw, picked a pair with narrow-ish rectangular black medium-thickness frames

also, it's a separate issue, but my eyes don't line up totally correctly due to hypotonia, pic related (more obvious in low light)

always looks to me in pics like the left eye is the weird one but actually it's the right eye that has weaker muscles and is misaligned

>>8403853
who r u

>>8403975
scary monster

>>8403972
diblahblahblah nucleic acid

>>8403937
just an observer

>>8403949
it just seems like every time you two post at the same time its just her desperately trying to get into contact with you

>>8403978
DEAD NIGGA ASSOCIATION

>>8403981
wtf

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>>8403936
>>8403950
srry for being braggy, im not trying to bring anyone else down :(

>>8403942
its true tho, no joke

welp final version for tonight: https://clyp.it/air0smvz

Before you gals came out to your friends as mtf, were there people who you knew that insisted you were gay and in the closet? Like all my friends think I'm closeted gay right now.

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>>8403968
added
you're going to be fun.

>>8403972
I'm doing p good
How are you?

>>8403979
it's a lil weird, but w/e

>>8403991
Actually had that from both my parents and friends, quite amusing really.

>>8403975
just a person who likes you and wants to try out ket. I'm visiting the uk next month so maybe we can meet up.

>>8403991
Yep when I came out to my friend he at first thought I was finally telling him I was gay

lil or little

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tomorrow's going to fucking suck

>>8404002
my sister said she's voting labor

>>8404001
widdle

>>8403985
it's okay idk
>>8403991
my mom thought i was gay or something

>>8403991
Yes.

>>8404006
good

>>8403996
i just got off work after like 3 hours
i have like 30 bucks in my pocket and feel rich
are u proud

>>8403982
do u not listen to kendrick emily

>>8403999
I mean the UK is still pretty big but sure
I live in Norwich
I don't have very much left tho lol

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>>8403964
Where are we going for our honeymoon?

Should I buy cute cosplay clothes from jlist?

>>8404013
its nim

>>8404012
is labor good

>>8403970
that's my wife's favorite game and she isn't agp ok

>>8403996
>tfw she blocks you

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>>8403991
I have a sneaking suspicion that my friends think Im gay. Probably because all the butt stuff jokes.

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>>8404013
I'm always proud of you, little one.

>>8404019
emily when will you be my friend

>>8404024
tfw ember is stupid like maddie slut and forgot leaving mutual servers mean you can't talk.

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>>8404019
the labour party is the only realistic answer right now to all of the problems the UK is facing BUT they're most likely going to lose

>>8404022
EX WIFE
>>8404029
>tfw she unfriended you

>>8403996
I am the funnest my one friend said so, also I have a chronic inability to block people so that's good I guess

>>8404032
so much for your heART NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>8404019
if i have to call you by a boring name like that this conversation is dead as fuck

>>8404029
feelsgoodman
i got tons of the goodgood to smoke too

>>8404031
im getting bernie sanders vibes from the labor guy

i was watching an interview with him at my sisters house and he was part of anti-apartheid protests in the 60s i think

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>>8404016
The tropical romantic island of Japan!

>>8404037
i guess it's dead then

oh well

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>>8404032
>tfw unfriended you like a day ago
[hmmm]

>>8404035
Good to know, you're going to be mine, okay?

>>8404037
when are we hanging out~

>>8404040
i dont think the labor guy says that white people dont understand what its like to be poor

or lets black college girls take over his rallies

>>8404014
I will visit london is that far from norwich? it will be 2-4 weeks until I go probably can you get more until then?

>>8404040
he's further to the left than bernie desu

the labour manifesto is much more moderate than it'd be if this was a presidential election since it's not 100% up to corbyn

its still the leftiest manifesto labour have put out in a while though, afaik

>>8404042
go to like Iceland or something get a cabin then just do lots of sex

>>8404046
99% sure never
but i think youre a great internet friend :-)

hows ur life rn

>>8404046
Th-that's fine I guess

>tfw never been owned before. Is it sort of like slavery?

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>>8404057
tfw no one wants to hang out irl with you
reeeee p boring though i need something fun to do.

>>8404058
It's exactly like slavery.

cut my dong into pieces

>>8404042
oh good i can feed you more sushi

>>8404053
we agreed to be abstinent together for the rest our lives :)

>>8404062
yah same
my folks here are super christian
so not a lot of fun
beautiful town though

are u still NEET grinding or are you doing sumthin else

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>>8404065
I agreed to no such thing!

>>8403965
i hope you get through it nim
got a link to any videos for little old me?

>>8403991
>not cutting out all your old friends out of your life and spending years in near-solitary depression before finally transitioning

>>8404070
Yeah, NEET grinding.
No reason to do anything else yet.

>>8404073
I'm DONE

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>>8404071
The chastity belt I put on you disagrees ?_?

>>8403985
you either a narcissist or lack the self-awareness to realize that was an insensitive post
or both

>>8404074
sure!

https://youtu.be/_8awCKdJVag

>>8404062
Yay, I have one also, but he is crippled and sometimes has seizures so he is not very efficient.
Also he keeps giving me lip, I've almost had enough desu.

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>>8403653

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>>8404085
swag

>>8404073
<3
>>8404076
No, I'M DONE

>>8404075
yah
im gonna do it again too when im settled to get a good amount of dosh for another good pc
now im just grooming dogs for near chump change

arent you super bored of that by now though? might wanna look into a fun life plan

>>8404101
>your boobs will never actually be cis enough to be ember's gf
feelsbadfamalon

uwu

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>>8404101
<33

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>>8404078
Lies and slander!
Better be careful Ms. tough talk.

>>8404119
I'm going to kill uwu

>>8404118
>actually wanting ember
Bad choice tbqh

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>>8404118
They're still really nice though
Would succ/10

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>>8404124
What are you going to do about it?

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>>8403653
>when you have a fiancé that loves you ^3^

>>8404051
not really, I have no steady contacts :P
and yeah London's like 2-3 hours away from here, why are you going there? it's expensive as fuck

>>8404047
>i dont think the labor guy says that white people dont understand what its like to be poor
that's because the UK is not the USA, totally different situations
the average black household in the USA earns the equivalent of the average household *overall* in the UK, which is still overwhelmingly white atm by % compared to the USA despite all the memery about muslims
the average white household in the USA earns about 4x as much as either black USA households or white UK households

>>8404134
r-r-r-r-really

>>8404143
lol

crazy ass charles manson looking ass

im staring at this cart full of waxing and hair straightening stuff but its a lot of money

>>8404160
>gets hungry when hungry until you feed her

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>>8404146
Idk, if it makes you happy then of course!

>>8404143
dang but we could still meet up and do something tho.

shakira lives there and I want just want to leave this boring af town I live in for once so why not go to london? also who cares if it's expensive I'm not there to shop and probably won't need much food.

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I DIDNT DO SHIT TODAY

>>8404165
Try sugaring, it hurts less and is cheap

>>8404174
idk what that is

whos ember does she pass

>>8404178
ye
nice tiddies too

>>8404178
Lol no

>>8404183
where can I see pic

>>8404178
she's stinki

>>8404178
shes my wife ^^;

>>8404177
It's kinds gross, melted sugar on strips of cloth and just then do it just like normal waxing.
It's quite common, but it's not for everyone as you have to make it and not everyone wants to fuck around with sticky stuff like that.

>>8404186
idk
theyre like a perky c cup tho
very nice

>>8404178
shes a cute asian waifu

>>8404171
uwu

>>8404192
I mean pic of her

>>8404196
just ask her you anxious fuck

You're clearly all a part of some secret tran discord. Invite me.

>>8404204
heres an invite to the best one
https://discord.gg/trYGjtD

>>8404204
Different cliques go to different discords with a little bit of overlap between 'em.

>>8404202
ember can I see a pic of you

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>>8404194
I mean it would probably make happy too but that's not really the point

>>8404214
i-i-i-i-i-i mean if you want to i wouldnt say no...............

>>8404191
And desu I only did it once to try it out, didn't really like it.

>>8404208
Before I click is this a trick?

>>8404221
stop stuttering youre not in an anime

>>8404228
yeah actually its just bedtime stories discord where people read stories

>>8404229
she literally makes me that nervous irl desu

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>>8404172
come up here!!! i'm too disabled to travel far w/o repercussions :( if you're looking for the real Studio Ghibli-style Europe then Norwich is where you wanna be
also we have this amazing burger place

>>8404231
sounds gay

>>8404231
im sure your parents must be really proud of what a nervous mess you turned out

>>8404178
she's my beautiful wife

Norwich is so full of green, I love it
these views are literally at the bottom of my road
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=kett%27s+heights+view&rlz=1C1OPRA_enGB680GB680&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZoZ7xg63UAhXBDcAKHfDjAGoQ_AUICygC&biw=1366&bih=613#imgrc=_

>>8404231
Thanks I thought it was going to be a fun tran where I could get to know people discord for a second. You got me.

>>8404241
4 years of therapy desu. I dont actually stutter that much unless its a super cute girl but i have actual severe anxiety problems from a surgery complication

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>>8404221
...kinda want to not gonna lie
n-no homo or nothing

>>8404252
who are you even
why are you telling me your life story

i want to hear about the priest that molested you next

>>8404255
Remember the loophole? we can pretty much do anything without it being gay because the balls can never touch

>>8404261
>i want to hear about the priest that molested you next
i was a good little alter boy

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*me in the picture running away from the gross transbians
AAA CRUD why didnt you all stop drinking the body growth juice IM too short and weak to out run people that are 6ft tall omg

>>8404268
At least with you she wont need to dilate.

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>>8404268
Wait wait were you also an altar boy for real or are you meming me?

This post got me thinking, is it even possible to pass if you're over 6'? >>8404271

Rrobynne#3144

discord

im e terign the void for tnogiht

>>8404268
funny
have i met u before
im boo :o]

>>8404213
No I'm ugly, and my tits aren't that big

>>8404166
hAngry, not hungry

can u please learn to read?

>>8404282
no

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tfw conetits are lopsided

>>8404280
im just meming desu . didnt even go to a catholic school for that long
>>8404277
what did you mean by this

>>8404284
whos boo

>>8404286
sorry

>>8404234
my town looks like it's from howl's moving castle but I will go to norwich too then :) I'll stay a few nights there or just visit it I'm not sure yet. let's see how good the burgers are in your city :3

if you give me your discord I can tell you when I'm going exactly. it would be nice if we could smoke some weed or just listen to cool music.

>>8404290
we call that 'the lizzy'

>>8404282
nope

>>8404291
me
dont drag on this conversation by being too silly

>>8404289
>6"2'

hope = gone

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>>8404289
>>8404296
Ok what do then? Repression didn't work.

>>8404299
the good ol noosey noosey

>>8404299
within the first 10 minutes of someone meeting me there is always, without failure, a mention of my height

people seem to think that im oblivious of how tall i am and need to remind me constantly so i don't forget

i don't know, do whatever you want

>>8404299
>>8404298
>>8404289
Tall girls are cute tho stop lyin

>>8404306
tall biological girls are

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>>8404291
Awe
Cuz that would legit be some top tier ironic degeneracy

>>8404310
nah i had some fucked up stuff happen but i was never molested by a priest thank god

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>tfw 6'2"
I knew I shouldnt have even tried.

>>8404306
I mean I find them cute as well, but no one else seems to :/

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>>8404306
I'm actually not a girl tho. I got a benin and a male bod overall.

>>8404303
Tried that and pills so far but there are people around me who care about me and they send me to hospital now if I act weird. I mean yeah I know it's pathetic to fail suicide and makes it seem like attention whoring but holy fuck is codeine + alcohol interaction blown out of proportion

>>8404304
I don't meet people for a reason I guess.

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>>8404311
Oh I wasn't even talking about the priest molesty part I just was talking about the irony of two altar boys growing up into women and ending up in lesbians.

It would be worthy of a direct to video drama at least

>>8404314
i literally never date girls that arent taller than me for a reason. ex was 6'2 and she would carry me to bed.
>>8404317
>two altar boys growing up into women and ending up in lesbians.
that would be pretty ironic desu senpai

>>8404316
wow
way to depress me dude
im just gonna smoke more and pretend your bad life doesnt exist

>>8404321
>ex was 6'2 and she would carry me to bed.
>tfw will never know this feel
>tfw you're the one expected to do the carrying
>tfw

>>8404322
I'm sorry my man.

>>8403653
>>8403663
>>8403664
>>8403666
>>8403671
>>8403672
>>8403673
>>8403692
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>>8403836
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>>8404141
>>8404160
after reading these i have no idea why anyone would want to date one of you miserable cunts. at least TRY to be happy.

>>8404304
that's a bit weird that everyone mentions that in the first 10 minutes. I mean there are hundreds of more interesting things to talk about than height it's just a number but maybe it's just usual for me to see people your height.

>>8404330
i can tell you have a great sense of humor

>>8404330
so narcassistic too to make a thing like that ALL about yourself in your own narrative

and then actually expect people to care

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>>8404306
Are their any stealth passing normal female height trannies that like tall trannies?
hmmmmmm
(and not the fake "cute tall trannies uwu" because they dont exist lets be honest)

>>8404321
>tfw 5'10"
Awe ye

>>8404330
>>8404336
obvious samefag

took a good look at my face in the mirror and wew lads im absolutely fucked
at least im a hot guy

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>>8404330
Did I do it right? My last one was too sad.

>>8404330
>>8404336
https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/

>>8404321
Cute desu
>tfw arms to smol to pick people up

>>8404331
"you're so tall, you should play basketball"

"gosh, you're up there, aren't you?"

i went to go see my aunt in england and she kept making comments about how everyone at the table was so tiny compared to me

yesterday i was in the car parking and we were looking for the car, my mom said to wait at the elevators and she'd come pick me up

i made a joke about how she'd lose me too if i did that and she said "yeah, because you're so tiny"

it's little things day to day like the comments people make or having to slouch awkwardly in planes when the woman in front of you is just standing regularly that makes you see yourself as a hulking giant

>>8404337
my ex is stealth and passes just fine she just looks like a tall girl desu

>>8404340
yuh

>>8404342
how hot tho

>>8404341
definitely doesnt seem like youre angry about your super special oc self or anything

>>8404348
you're bigger than a car?

>>8404317
would you sue me if I ever made a movie out of that?

Guys my ms paint thing didnt impress some weird guy on the internet what do I do?

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>>8404355
Fuck no I'd be first in line to watch it it sounds cute

>>8404353
when you get up at the end of the flight waiting for your turn to go into the aisle im too tall to stand up regularly

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>>8404355
Too late I'm writing the book already. You'll have to buy the rights from me.

>>8404348
i cant believe you fell for the whole 'one chemical will change my whole body and bone structure' meme so hard

you bit the hook and hopped in the fisher's boat too didnt ya

>>8404355
Make it a netflix series

>>8404361
you should cut your legs off

>>8404357
seppuku

>>8404365
I've been trying to warn people but I get labeled as a bitter hon

>>8404350
not hot enough to save me from dysphoria, but hot enough to make me feel guilty for ruining such a fine body


too bad I loathe my face : (