/mtfg/ Male to Female General

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1st for submariner

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First for self castration by banding. Free orchis for everyone!

Third for ded thred.

https://strawpoll.com/rbsg938

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>>8402211
sign me up i need to save that $3000

>use to be able to force a man voice when repressing, never developed a natural deep voice though
>hrt has regressed me to having my voice crack when laughing or excited

DAMMIT

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I was bullied mercilessly by Elanna for hours yesterday, everyone filter her

>>8402199
Another gay edition, Zna? You're like a broken record.

Castration by banding is not only incredibly painful feels like youre gona die.

It raises blot clot risks effectivly rots your balls off and messes up srs.

fuk cishet aces

>>8402113
hi beep
>>8402154
i think talk to dollface about it and see what she says
>>8402211
that's still really dangerous iirc

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>>8402232
I couldn't think of another edition and that pic still made me giggle.

>>8402230
I still like her

:( i just wanted to be a normal castrato but they told me i wasn't allowed unless i also wanted to be a girl :(

>>8402235
why tf does orientation matter if theyre ace

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>>8402230
I think it was mostly you calling me a flannel wearing bike riding, dykey cold hearted bitch
Alcohol just brings out the worst in people doesn't it?

started bein a woman in dreams again (did it all the time ~puberty) and it doesn't help at all, it just makes getting up even harder... .

>>8402240
hi nonnny
>>8402240
i think i have b4 she kinda said be careful. idk i understand its a long term thing but im also not v interesting and have a hard time putting out a sexy vibe. i want the affection/confidence and moneys kinda important too. im just weird about pics and videos going around :/

>>8402252
how to lucid dream

>>8402246
ask them

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>>8402252
You poor, poor thing. Wanting something you will never have.

>tfw u practice being the big spoon because ur so bad at it but you wanna be prepared for anything

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Last night I had a dream I was wandering around an empty parking lot at night and was really lost and was running away from some monster and then I was in some school or something and the monster followed me and squeezed me to death I still remember my ribs being crushed and coughing up blood

Then today I dreamed I was on a train and was being killed by that thing from Alien and it was also quite painful especially the part where it stabbed me to death and I woke up screaming and had to pace around for a few hours to get a grip on what reality was again

Dreams are pretty cool ngl desu

>>8402249
Absolute lies and slander. It was all you insulting me, I didn't even get one word in.

>>8402230
get on hrt
>>8402235
why are you so obsessed with that

>>8402241
Personally, I would have preferred a heterosexuality edition, but you can just make one of those next time.

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>>8402262
>tfw no spoon train anymore cause elanna h8s u now

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>>8402266
Why did you pay the bill then ;-;
Also actually why did you pay the bill I thought the original intention was to thank you for the jack ;-;
>>8402273
I don't h8 u I just want better 4 u know what I'm sayin?

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>>8402269
Nah.

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>>8402262
>ywn be elannas small spoon

>>8402279
It wasn't a request, I'm afraid.

dude lmao i hate having a penis so much

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I'll make a straight edition next time

No more will the transbians bully us into their evil ways

It's time to fight back and take mtfg back

>>8402254
i mean that's not what's happening but if you wanna lucid dream just lie facing up

maybe get something to restrict your movement either side. most vivid lucid dreams i ever had were when i was very badly sunburned and so had to lie as still as possible, else it would aggravate the burn

just repeat those conditions (but don't expect if you get it right to be conscious in the normal way; you're not going to be sitting there making plans or thinking about what you want to do- you're all a lot more involved and continually moving, only you know it's a dream and have some loose say over your environment (i could change rooms to different 'presets' but couldn't bend space at will or stuff) and also you remember it ~fully)

>>8402287
You're in transbians right now tho

>>8402285
You can't make me!

I never dream...
My nights are like going to sleep in the evening and waking up 10 minutes later in the morning.

How long did it take everyone to get a decent girlmode voice?

>>8402287
aren't you a homo girl now tho

>>8402264
I had dreams like that too where I feel like wtf is reality rn after I woke up. yours sound like they come from you not being on hrt rn.

>>8402268
literally the second time i've brought it up and i'm only sayin it playfully i promise

>>8402298
i always have super vivid and really close to lucid dreams if i wake up for a while and then go back to sleep

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>>8402278
>just want better for me
m-m-mommy?

>>8402287
While the diminishing population of straight people in this general are in no position to turn away allies, are you not in a relationship with Kara? Is there no conflict of interest going on here?

>>8402298
lol i couldn't live

>>8402307
Yea I tried that, had a dream/cycle ration of 1/50, which is better than usual but meh...

>>8402268
it's cute when someone "cis" hangs around here practically begging for someone to tell them they should go on hormones

Cis female here
It's absolutely adorable when a boy wants to be one of the girls and she blossoms into a woman, my best friend transitioned and she turned out just as pretty as me! I love taking her out to the club and giving her the female socialisation she missed out on for a portion of her life. So happy for her! We support you girls!

>>8402286
dude same

>>8402323
I'd kill for this.

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>>8402296
You'll do what I tell you to do or I'll meanpost you into submission.

>>8402315
they're usually kinda physical dreams too which is weird
like i jump around or run a lot in the dream and then wake up sweaty and exhausted

>>8402323
What's her orientation? How feminine was she as a child?

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>>8402328
Like you could make me.

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>>8402294
I'm a what

>>8402302
>>8402311
no im a straight boy :)

>>8402327
You deserve it. I hope you find some really nice friends

>>8402332
She's a straight girl, oh you should have seen her the first time we got her set up with a boy, she was so nervous and cute about it! As a kid she wasn't stereotypically girly or obviously trans, just girlish looking but a really sweet, quiet but sensitive boy is what you came across. She held quite a lot back and would shy away when the group would do girly stuff but felt more comfortable with us than the boys at school.

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>tfw cried like a wuss at laser today

>>8402318
Hey...I'm a Cis male...

>>8402343
2 groups of friends. One are almost too accepting. The other would not approve at all.
Working on girlmode voice and makeup over summer. Then It'll all be horrid when uni starts again.

>>8402323
kms

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>>8402308
I'm not a mommy, just a concerned bystander

>>8402343
When did she realize she felt more natural being a girl, wearing girl clothes, etc?

When did she realize she was into boys?

>>8402301
bout a month

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>>8402303
I have dreams like this on HRT too

It never ends

>>8402335
We'll see about that.

Watch yourself in my thread from now on.

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>>8402354
how do we move this from concerned bystander to mommy

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>>8402361
>your thread

>>8402359
ok maybe you fear the loss of something you spend alot of time on/with?

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>>8402362
You're going to have to sway my heart away from someone else and a good mommy wouldn't let that happen

>>8402368
Just because you made it doesn't mean it's yours.

You make threads for me, and don't you forget it.

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>>8402375
yeah

my testicles

>>8402362
Hi emmmmmaaaaa

what are cool hobbies to do at home pls respond

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>>8402378
i wouldnt do that to my bestie
especially not after how she talks about you

>>8402355
She said she had hid it for as long as she can remember, I remember the night she told me. She messeged me and said she had something important to tell me and she came round to mine and just broke down crying about how she always wanted to be a girl and didn't want to be a boy and never wanted to be a man.

She said she was scared of boys at the start but after half a year of hormones she felt more confident and said she was interested in boys and really wanted a boyfriend

>>8402381
I make threads for all the transgirls.
Failing that commie shit, the threads I make are mine.

>>8402397
wtf dont tell her

> current mood
https://youtu.be/mgkQ6VJA1ck

>>8402396
i stopped playing vidya and started (trying) to make music
it's p fun and rewarding and you learn a lot of interesting stuff

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is this a decent picture if you ignore the beard shadow

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>>8402397
O-oh, she talks to you about me
>>8402400
But you're so cute when you're embarassed

>>8402407
yeah
ur smile is p cute

>>8402348
PLEASE TELL ME TO TAKE HRT MTFG
I WANT TO BE A WOMAN I WANT A BOYFRIEND I WANT ESTROGEN NOT TESTOSTERONE
I WANT TO TRANSITION

>>8402398
How did you comfort her then? How did you feel about it at the time? How old was she?

>>8402399
Well, it's cute that you think that, but then again, it's not as if thinking has ever been one of your strong suits.

I don't even know why I let you stay in my threads sometimes.

>>8402407
Cis lesbian imposter reeee

>>8402337
you're a girl

>>8402407
Jesus Christ those eyes could hypnotise

Yuri doesnt work irl

i-i t-think

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>>8402409
yea a l o t
>>8402400
but its cute

>>8402399
I read your manifesto again and agree on most points. only the usa specific points are different for me because I live in europe and you are a bit easy on the finance sector. also I don't support nuclear energy the waste is a huge problem here.

>>8402425
she doesn't seem to understand why i like them so much

as cute as she is my girlfriend sometimes is a big dummy

>>8402427
n-n-n-n-n-o

>>8402423
oh

i didnt know that

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>>8402427
I betcha if you shared more she'd turn into a blushing stuttering mess and I don't think anyone would want that would we

>>8402415
yeah certain people seem to say its dorky and cute but idk thanks tho
>>8402422
thanks T_T
>>8402425
well I guess they do work on cute girls :3

>>8402407
Cute/10.
>>8402421
Because you can't force me out of my threads.
>>8402431
Why even? I've not posted it in forever.
That said, shit like thorium salt reactors would heavily reduce waste.

holy shit please kill me I just saw my reflection in the mirror

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Why do some people insist that they like homemade hot dogs over gas station ones? I don't believe them for a second, hot dogs heated for a long time under a heat lamp IS the best way to make a hot dog, it simply tastes better, so why lie about it? Is it a stigma to admit that you prefer gas station hot dogs?

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I think... I'm a girl.... wtf

>>8402436
well you are

>>8402450
I saw mine while masturbating and got really confused

my friend is doing so much for me and i'm doing nothing in return lol i don't have what they have to give:::(

>>8402407
>passes
no sympathy
>>8402445
>manifesto
are you shooting up a school or something?

>>8402463
You pass too, dummy

>>8402459
hot

>>8402452
i've made the chilean ones in this image for sertii BUT mixing both avocado AND sauerkraut is actually kind of uncommon, you usually just do one or the other (avocado is best)

>>8402463
Dammit you're not even the first person to see that to me because of my choice of words.
I have no desire to shoot up schools.

>>8402445
I just remembered that I still have it bookmarked but never told you my opinion on it so I read it again. my country has already decided to move away from nuclear energy forever after fukushima happened but we still have the waste problem we can't really find a place for it.

THAT'S IT, IVE REACHED MY LIMIT

IM APPLYING PETROLEUM JELLY ON MY LIPS

EVERY

TWO

HOURS

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>when your gf is prettier than you
confusing feel

Hello I would like to pass please.

>>8402469
I believe these are all versions with "all the frills and whistles" of their respective type.

i have big shoulders

>>8402459
how does a transgirl who's dysphoric about her dick masturbate?
sry if i'm being nosy but i'm curious

>>8402463
I see you've come back after fleeing from the evidence you can't refute

Don't worry. I'm here to remind you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZM6ujJ983c

How does it feel to have a mayor who defended the 9/11 conspirators?
:)

>>8402475
no nim don't do it, you'll break the universe!!!

>>8402450
i saw that the other day

i swear there are like eight different dudes who turn up in there and none of them are me, altho sadly one of them is prettier than me (((

>>8402475
Stop nibbling on them and buy a 3 pack of strawberry carmex, dweeb.
Carmex was the only thing that helped in -30°f

>>8402417
take hrt
>>8402475
if you wanna pay for shipping across like all of North America Rocky mountain soap company lip butter is rly good

>>8402483
Without her dick, using a dildo.
Anal orgasms ftw

>>8402463
>are you shooting up a school or something?
She was tired of being called a Nazi, so she wrote a manifesto explaining why she's only like 50% Nazi (maybe 60% tops)

>>8402483
while crying

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i sensed a strange connection to this british museum exhibit..

>>8402473
>to see that to me
to say that to me*
>>8402474
Ah. You could throw it into space or use thorium salt reactors, those can use nuclear waste, I believe.
>>8402476
Become prettier than her and one up her.

>>8402488
i dun nibble ;-;

i dont like my face or body at all to be honest family

>>8402505
you're pretty tho

>>8402469
>>8402452
also why do some people boil their hot dogs? it's disgusting. too soft and feels greasy.

>>8402483
with uhh difficulty and the ~power of imagination~(tm)

>>8402496
>She was tired of being called a Nazi, so she wrote a manifesto explaining why she's only like 50% Nazi (maybe 60% tops)
Eh, I wanted to explain why I wasn't a real nazi but my personal ideology put me in an ideological purgatory between labels.

>>8402502
maybe we'll do the space thing when we have enough money for that or maybe russia could give us some good deal if we help them with something.

I don't want this anymore ok
I DON'T FUCKING WANT THIS ANYMORE

thanks for reading my blog post

>>8402507
are hot dogs sandwiches?

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>>8402499
I saw this one when I was away visiting friends

>>8402505
:( i think you're a cutie

>>8402527
Tacos

>>8402527
no cuz i dont like sandwiches

>>8402526
>wasting time
i want to move on w my life too

>>8402525
What country are you in, Anon?

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>>8402527
anything's a sandwich as long as it's a thing between two things

for example, if you were to put me between beepbeep and nim, that would make a delicious sandwich (a "tranwich", if you will)

>>8402533
any kinds of sandwiches? really?

>>8402541
yeah any kind

>>8402513
I think it was brave of you to write one in the first place. I mean, have things EVER ended well for someone who wrote a manifesto? It's like a curse.

>>8402537
germany. we are struggeling with funds for social insurances, healthcare and public schools rn.

>>8402530
>>8402507
im not. im a twink hon. so close..still so far away.
>>8402539
sounds like a pretty cool sandwich

>>8402546
what's wrong with them?
like even burgers are technically sandwiches

>>8402535
i want my life to end tbqhwyf

>>8402554
too many things squished together

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>>8402476
Best worst feel

>>8402502
>build thorium power plant to reduce pollution
>burn fuckloads of rocket fuel in the atmosphere to throw the thorium waste into space

>>8402563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZM6ujJ983c

>>8402563
giant cannon to shoot things into orbit when?

>>8402552
>sounds like a pretty cool sandwich
maybe we should try it sometime

i can be the filling both literally and figuratively

>>8402557
you should find something to do

I want to get some makeup but I don't feel confident enough to get the right stuff. Chances on getting completely made fun of by someone in a makeup shop if I ask for help? Also what are the basics I need?

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how to become a qt girl that chasers buy stuff for pls help

>>8402548
Uhh. I didn't really think about my wording of the title that much.
>>8402551
Ah. Put your refugee population to work.
>>8402563
Solution: giant fucking railgun powered by said thorium plant shooting the waste into space.
Cons: massive fucking expense, not much use for it.
Pros: you get a railgun.

>>8402580
just tell them something like you are looking for a present for your gf or sister.

>tfw turning asexual when the whole point of transitioning was to trick straight boys into fucking me
the plan's hit a bump folks

>>8402575
I really should

>>8402584
hormones and practice with voice and makeup

>>8402589
"Also she has the exact same skintone as me"

I'm pre-HRT
Will I ever pass if i transition? It's my first time posting a pic here. This has no angles and normal lighting tho the quality is pretty bad
https://unsee dot cc/
depamisu/

>>8402590
Fight the asexuality! You can do it, fellow transgendered girl!

>>8402596
Another one for reference
https://unsee dot cc/zarinoge/

>>8402585
yeah that will happen soon it's literally the only reason why we let them so they work for us.

>>8402580
just tell them 'i'm transitioning and honestly don't know much about makeup yet. what... blah blah whatever questions you have'

tfw asexual involuntarily

>>8402590
Just think of all that energy wasted on trying to pass as a real girl, now being used for something productive - like collecting stamps.

>>8402596
you *might* need surgery but your face won't stop you i think

>>8402596
Jaw and chin too big but fixable with ffs
take a picture from the side and show me if your nose and brow are fucked

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>>8402594
the last two are too much work I'm going back to being a male again

>>8402596
you remind me a little bit of olive for some reason, even though you don't look that much alike at all

>when she describes lewd things she was thinking about and it makes your heart start racing
feels really gay..

>>8402603
Don't you think they'll super oust me?

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>>8402618
iktf

>>8402620
if it's just concealer or foundation some guys wear concealer and foundation too
If you want eye makeup like eyeliner just order off amazon

>>8402614
like this? (sorry my hair is kinda wet and pretty messy)
https://unsee dot cc/godesuti/

>>8402595
of course she does if you tell them it's your sister that's p common. maybe it's even your twin sister so it's the same age too and you want to give her all the make up basics a woman that age would need as a birthday present or something for her.

>>8402598
idk it seems real nice n cosy, like everything's not such a competition, and like i can totally just do me and my styyle and also nothing all the time but it doesn't matter - i don't need to take care of myself if i'm not gonna have a bf anyway

>>8402476
ehhhh trust me once you get there you're gonna be the pretty femme girl with the dorky tall dyke next to you

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>>8402476
>when your gf is prettier than you and pre hrt

>>8402629
>super weak but long chin
yeah I think you'll definitely need ffs
Could you take a picture from an angle that's higher so I could see your brow?

>>8402570
>>8402585
Whether you blast it or shoot it into space, putting 1 kilogram of anything into orbit requires 31 megajoules of energy whereas the energy density of thorium is 79 megajoules per kilogram. Therefore you would be expending nearly half the energy you got from the thorium on throwing it's waste into space.

>>8402627
I don't even really know what I want/need. But that's a good idea.
>>8402630
I am beyond a terrible actor so that would fail miserably.

>>8402620
dk what you mean but in most countries denial of service is illegal and also it's the sort of thing cosmetic workers have to be able to handle, or they're unhireable

>>8402632
H U G B O X E R


<3

>>8402641
just browse amazon and see what different stuff does / looks like

>>8402639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZM6ujJ983c

>>8402645
I know they probably can't deny but they may well say "Just find your own shit" Or be mean spirited about it all.

>>8402641
the trick is you have to believe your own lies so you can basicly say anything like it's the truth or yeah just watch make up tutorials and then order everything from amazon but that would be to easy and boring right?

>>8402502
Not thorium reactors, actually, those just tap a currently underused resource the reserves of are massive; fast breeders and MOX production are how you deal with "waste". Which isn't really waste at all, just need to be cleaned of some fission products the build up of makes rods "spent". France once had a proof of concept industrial scale fast breeder that was lobbied into permanent shutdown by environmentalists in the 90s because it was much more efficient than expected, that research reactor wasn't supposed to be economically viable the way it was, so it scared the green loons. Also produces some isotopes that have been in problematically high demand for medical instruments since large military enrichment plants have become a thing of the past since the end of the cold war.
Actual ultimate nuclear waste comes in two flavors, high activity, which the whole world produces only a few drums a year, and low activity steriles, concrete and the like, which are no more radioactive than the equivalent amount of natural granite. Everything else can be reused one way or another, which makes plans for irreversible storage totally stupid and wasteful.

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You can be gay OR you can be trans, but you can't be both.

God's infinite forgiveness is not without its limits.

>>8402659
I have a horrible eye for colour. When I find what matches I can get it all online or go straight to the till which will be easy. But till then I'll sit in the coffee shop nearby acting scared and not actually biting the bullet.

>>8402638
https://unsee dot cc/piromuse/
Is this better? I'm definitely getting rhino and probably a brow shave too. Now sure about chin/jaw surgery.

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>>8402631
>i don't need to take care of myself if i'm not gonna have a bf anyway
But what about you future dozen of cats? You need to look good to them.

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>>8402662
Interesting, I'll have to read more on this.
>France once had a proof of concept industrial scale fast breeder that was lobbied into permanent shutdown by environmentalists in the 90s because it was much more efficient than expected, that research reactor wasn't supposed to be economically viable the way it was, so it scared the green loons.
Fucking greens.
>>8402665
Sorry, I'm both.

>>8402671
>https://unsee dot cc/piromuse/
Alas deleted.

>>8402681
Oh yeah I messed up. That was delete after one view! try this
https://unsee dot cc/rugesina/

>>8402665
Hypothetically if I'm both is there any sort of consequence?

>>8402669
that sounds alright too. I don't want the easy way and have a little risk like when you go to the go kart track and get better every round you drive until you almost lose control and bump into something. it was the best feeling I ever had when I went there the first time.

>>8402691
Yuh it means you're doomed to a life of soft cuddles with cute girls.

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>>8402691
>Hypothetically if I'm both is there any sort of consequence?
I don't know at that pussy whipped Catholic anon but in Orthodox Christianity you get your ass beat.

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Friendly reminder that I hate you all.

>>8402701
But you hate yourself the most?

>>8402701
get on hrt

>>8402695
Thanks for the support.

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>>8402678
>Sorry, I'm both.
Repent ere judgement cometh. If you ever need advice, you are always welcome to visit me alone in the vestry. You can even sit on my lap and tell me all about your troubles while I rub your back.

>>8402691
Only eternal damnation.

Do not skip happily along on the road to Hell and then act surprised when you get to its gates. There is still time for both of you to repent and become straight (but don't change the trans thing).

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>>8402696
That sounds like something I most definitely would not enjoy
>>8402699
hot

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Friendly reminder that I love you all.

>>8402687
I'm sorry
Your transition will either be based on expensive surgeries or you'll end up killing yourself after a few years
You need a brow shave, rhinoplasty is up to you and just FFS in general on your jaw and chin

It's not as bad as it can get though

>finally got the meat to taste good by buying it pre-seasoned
>the meat is tough
lmao fuck cooking

>>8402715
Fuck
That's what I thought. Does it help that I'm still 18?

>>8402712
Hmm i seem to remember you telling me something different a few minutes ago. Maybe im mistaken. also i keep listening to your mix over and over again im ngl its growing on me

>>8402701
what a boring post you don't even have some weird ass explanation why you hate us that we could make fun of.

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>>8402711
No thanks, I think I'll just look into ways of being immortal instead.
Girls are 2cute to give up.
>>8402714

>>8402711
I could be a boy for her

>>8402717
just put it in a bag and beat it into submission, it's not that hard

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>>8402717
>not being able to do something as basic as cook meat
Perhaps you should start your introduction to cooking with something a little simpler.

Have you tried making toast yet? Boiling water? Pouring cereal into a bowl?

>>8402729
Only one of us still has a dick silly

>>8402725
I wanna hop on the decks for you now but I'm so tired todayyy ;-;
>>8402742
I have the better boy voice though! People will take me seriously

>>8402708
What did she mean by this?

>>8402709
That's what we do best at NME

>>8402727
Do I even need an explanation?

I mean, look at this place

I mean

Look at this

no one ever replies to my posts and it makes me feel v bad

>>8402723
It does in terms of bone development, like your shoulders may be less broad than if you started when you were 21 and you'll get more hip growth supposedly
HRT can't majorly alter the structure of the bones on your face though, just fat, so your brow chin and jawline are there to stay
Don't worry though, you look like someone who FFS would be great for, so if you have a bit of money saved up go for that

i wanna work at a reservation preserve across the country that would provide housing but i dont wanna do it alone does anyone want to go and live with me?

>>8402747
>I wanna hop on the decks for you now but I'm so tired todayyy ;-;
Omg dont worry about that some other time when you're better rested ok?
>better boy voice
Nuh its a cute voice

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>>8402728
Are you sure I can't lure you back into the good faith? I will let you drink the communion wine (as long as you don't tell your parents).

>>8402729
You were bad at being a boy back when you actually were a boy, so I'm afraid there's no chance of that happening now. Last I heard, the chop shop doesn't do refunds either.

>>8402750
I do.

>>8402756
The one time I tasted wine it nearly made me throw up, not gonna lie.

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>>8402701
I sill love you, anon

>>8402748
yes I would like to hear for what reasons you hate us.

>>8402753
Yes.

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>>8402733
Have you tried losing your virginity?

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>>8402755
https://clyp.it/rnpqauo1

>>8402760
No you don't.

>>8402762
I hate other trannies

>>8402774
Nice girl inflection, ya girl.

>>8402751
Maybe jawline will get smaller on HRT because it will lose muscle? I don't have any money saved up because I'm a NEET who just dropped out of uni but maybe I'll get a job/ ask my parents for money. I'm definitely getting a brow shave one day. Do you think they can flatten it enough to make it look female? And when you say I need chin/jaw surgery do you mean my chin is too long and my jaw is too wide? I've seen some very good FFS results online so I hope they can reduce my lower face enough.

>>8402779
why do you hate other trannies?

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>>8402759
Perhaps we can add some cloves, ginger, orange and cinnamon to the mix. It will help disguise the taste so that you can drink more of the Lord's juice.

>>8402783
you have a weak chin which isn't really masculine nor feminine but it's not very attractive. It's also quite long which is masculine. and yeah your jaw is too wide, it may just be the angle though as you're taking a picture from below

>>8402784
Don't make me do this.

>>8402787
Also.
>casually drinking the blood of Christ
Unless it has yet to be consecrated, you're a b l a s p h e m e r.

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I had a thought yesterday about my sexuality.
I used to describe myself as bisexual but mostly leaning towards girls (like 90% girls 10% boys). However I realized I'm never actually physically attracted to any guys I see and the idea of being in a romantic relationship with one makes me deeply uncomfortable. Whereas with girls I'm like wtf literally all girls are cuties??? And the only guys I'm physically attracted to are pre-T ftms... so yeah... I used to have a lot of "straight" sexual fantasies which however never actually involved myself and I realized I only had those because my internalized ideas about what it means to be a woman meant I had to be into guys and therefore straight fantasies would make me feel more validated as a woman... But yeah after considering all this I'm convinced I'm pretty much 100% a Lesbian.

please remember to upvote, share, retweet, subscribe and like this blogpost thank you

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>>8402770
You're about as good at insulting people as you are at cooking, it seems (you appear to have stopped developing both skills at around age 13).

I'm not a virgin - and I can cook meat without it going tough too. I'm sure that's rather impressive to someone like you.

>>8402758
yah you do and you're really nice. when i try to talk to others though it seems like they usually just ignore me

>>8402791
if you didn't want this why did you come to this thread and made a post about hating us?

>>8402793
Basically summed up all my feelings to guys. Cocks are okay though

>>8402793
im the exact opposite lol

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>>8402802
Because you fuckin' people should act like normal human beings.

>>8402793
>would love dating a guy but neutral towards dating a girl as in an "idk" or a "maybe"
I don't know what I'm attracted to
what am i
help

>>8402793
same, men arouse me but don't give me butterflies in my stomach. I've only ever fallen in love with women.

the state of my mental health is really bad
and i dont know what i can even do about it
like really im dumb and dont know exactly what to do to fix myself and stop myself from committing suicide

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>>8402792
Please don't tell the Pope

im bi but mostly leaning to guys please don't kill me transbians

>>8402800
That sucks, I suggest finding people who arent vain self obsessed dickholes. People who will actually like you for you, im sure you have alot about you thats nice.

And if not well ill always be your friend.

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>>8402782
Masc af thank you very much

>>8402813
talk to a doctor

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>>8402814
We need a new Pope.

me no like boys

>>8402806
come on give some examples on what you mean I can't know what you see as a normal human being and how one would act as a normal human being in your opinion.

>>8402821
what if they cant help

always believe the opposite of what nim says

>>8402793
Unironically, I'm not 100% sure of my sexuality. My feelings towards guys as sexual and romantic partners fluctuates but my attraction to girls is pretty constant, so I think I'd rather be with someone of a gender I know I'll be consistently attracted to. That said, I'll fall in love with a cool person regardless of their gender.
>>8402814
Too late, he's coming to you in the popemobile right now to defrock you.
>>8402819
As masculine as a sundress.

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>>8402779
why would you say such a thing?
as we speak, I'm considering detransitioning because I'm 24 and my face isn't changing and I'm presenting as a femboy everyday anyway, wh

I still wouldn't take out that stress on you.
Still hope you feel better soon.

>>8402830
might as well try

>>8402827
But you like elanna!

>>8402839
do i?

>>8402793
lol gay

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>>8402790
Okay then I took better pictures from phone. Rate me for passability when I go on HRT.

am i the oldest person here who has never been in a relationship?

>>8402840
Don't you like boys?

>>8402834
>Unironically, I'm not 100% sure of my sexuality. My feelings towards guys as sexual and romantic partners fluctuates but my attraction to girls is pretty constant, so I think I'd rather be with someone of a gender I know I'll be consistently attracted to. That said, I'll fall in love with a cool person regardless of their gender.
Have you ever tried fugging boys in the past, or just girls?

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>>8402846
This is from above.

>>8402848
25 here
also a virgin
how old are you?

>>8402852
no i do not

>>8402829
1: You people are mentally ill (not gender dysphoria). You should get help but instead, you whine about how you can't pass
2: Most of you are pedophiles
3: Insteaf of staying inside, how about getting that nice fresh air you've wanted to sniff as a woman?
4: You fuckin' people don't transition because you've struggled your whole life with gender dysphoria, but for your own sexual pleassures
5: Stop whining about passing, there are ugly women in the world too. No one has to look like Blaire White.

>>8402836
>Detransitioning
>"Well shit, I might as well be proud as a femboy if I can't be a woman what transgender actually means!"
stop

>>8402834
A manly sundress

>>8402855
25
have you given up?
i have

>>8402848
don't think so

>>8402856
But you do like elana?

>>8402848
joan's 30 and never been in one either

she's drifted off into obscurity though, and seems not to post anymore

>>8402863
no

It's okay everyone

I'm here now

>>8402853
[spoiler]I'm actually a virgin.[/spoilers should be sitewide]
So overall it's pretty theoretical on my end, and I'm basing this off of my past experiences of falling in love and how I'd think I'd like either gender in bed. I dunno, maybe it'll ossify once I *do* lose my virginity. Girls just seem overall more appealing, though.
>>8402860
A sundress with a cute sunflower pattern.

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>>8402870

>>8402859
Another thing I forgot to add, you people don't want conflict. Well let me tell you that I've been going outside in a shitty environment for the past years as a tranny and yeah it doens't end so well but atleast I'm trying. No one wants that conflict here and too bad, you can't sit all day in your room while mommy makes soup for you.

>>8402861
yeah pretty much
idk i realistically probably won't find anyone
but if something weird happened and someone wanted to be with me i'd give it a shot at least

>>8402845
listen girl I am a huge homo ok
especially for you but also in general

>>8402854
Not half as bad as the first angles. You probably won't need to do stuff with ur jaw as it's quite round
Consider rhynoplasty and get a brow shave

>>8402876
That is hilarious.

>>8402870
Hi faye
>>8402867
hey nim
>>8402861
hi shakira
>>8402860
L.
>>8402859
anon, hello.
>>8402856
nim, again.
>>8402845
aaaaand.
nicole

Update: i'm homeless again.

i get paid 221$ tommorrow, any takers????

>>8402867
Why not? I thought you were friends?

>>8402874
>So overall it's pretty theoretical on my end, and I'm basing this off of my past experiences of falling in love and how I'd think I'd like either gender in bed. I dunno, maybe it'll ossify once I *do* lose my virginity. Girls just seem overall more appealing, though.
Probably best not to make any hasty decisions until you've tried both.

>>8402879
Nah I keep at a distance anyone who shows me affection nowadays, getting your hopes up then having them smashed to bits fucking sucks.
>>8402885
Hi. Why are you homeless again?

>>8402886
oh were you asking about that?

eh, internet friend i barely talk to online is stretching the definition a bit

we're acquaintances i guess

I love my boobs :D

Is there anything like unsee for webm or mp4?

>>8402887
>Probably best not to make any hasty decisions until you've tried both.
What hasty decisions?

>>8402859
1. I try that I have a appointment with a psych next month to help me with my mental illnesses
2. citation needed
3. I know nothing happens if you stay inside all day unless you are working so I go out to meet up with people and do stuff. bike riding is p fun too.
4. I'm ace
5. ikr

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>>8402793
That's pretty much how I feel, though I'm flipped the other way (almost entirely attracted to guys)
Sexuality is confusing desu

>>8402878
>>8402859
she could be a new CNT i think
you should stick around

>>8402876
The general theory regarding psychopaths, sociopaths and other similar disorders is that they all get butt hurt by jealously and lash out

>>8402874
Manly sunflowers

>>8402895
You're alright.

I still hate trannies tho.

>>8402898
The FUCK is a CNT.

>>8402901
Lannu, please don't feed roids to plants.

>>8402890
GF moved into this place on skid row and like.

no beanboys allowed in her place....

she was like losing her mind yesterday and lol i forgot where i put my phone so she can't even contact me. most likely she has the phone cept i have to show up for work tomorrow....

so...

in short, things are moving along according to plan.

ask metrcury if she want's to adopt me, i get GR tomorrow and also food stamps.
>>8402892
hi nim
>>8402894
hi ZNA

>>8402905
I need to in order to make them fit with my aesthetic

>>8402906
hello

>>8402894
I didn't mean it to sound like an accusation. Even if we think we're gay, we still have a responsibility to kiss boys just to make sure.

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>>8402859
>Stop whining about passing, there are ugly women in the world too.
You don't get it. Ugly transgirls don't look like ugly girls, they look like guys.

>>8402898
CNT is still lurking.

>>8402902
>The FUCK is a CNT.
Canadian New Trans - a trip that dropped by in nov/dec last year and pissed off everyone with doxxings, harassment, and total ignorance by virtue of never going outside and believing the world is far more hostile than it actually is. Basically what you get if you take a TERF and make it trans.

>>8402859
you kinda sound like an insane person if i'm to be 100% honest w/ ya buddy

>>8402899
Is that why you have been going after elanna and cistits more than usual this week? Realized how alone you are?

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>>8402906
Hey Spiclad.
>>8402907
That's plant cruelty and completely clashes with your style.
>>8402909
I'd rather kiss girls instead.

>>8402906
Why don't you transition and be a camgirl? Easy money.
>>8402912
Strangely CNT was always nice to me

>>8402907
hi L..

I said hi to you earlier today did you notice or am i being ingnored?
>>8402913
hi Nicole.

>>8402917
>I'd rather kiss girls instead.
Same

>>8402882
Yeah those surgeries are definitely on my list. thanks for the advice! I can't find a tape measure or ruler right now but what should the distance between my lower lip and chin be to have a passable chin?

>>8402912
>You don't get it. Ugly transgirls don't look like ugly girls, they look like guys.
There are girls who look like guys whats your point

>Canadian New Trans - a trip that dropped by in nov/dec last year and pissed off everyone with doxxings, harassment, and total ignorance by virtue of never going outside and believing the world is far more hostile than it actually is. Basically what you get if you take a TERF and make it trans.
Hold it tigeress I would never dox anyone here.

I just like calling people on their bullshit and how much I hate trannies

And how much I hate being a tranny myself

Yes

There it is

>>8402913
Nah

>>8402914
Oh no, elanna just fits the mold, and I poke people who are rampantly narcassitic

I really hope cis doesn't tie herself to that emotional anchor tbdesu

But I'm not writing this show so we'll have to stay tuned

>>8402919
hi

>>8402917
>I'd rather kiss girls instead.
I also bet you'd rather eat frosting from a can instead of your vegetables, but all things in moderation, okay.

>>8402878
>>8402902
thanks. also I don't avoid conflict. if you ignore your problems nothing will happen. if you don't talk about the stuff that bothers you about people it won't get better. you have to work for every bit you want from life yourself if you are not born with a silverspoon in your mouth. I actually love discussing topics with people especially when they disagree with me so it won't be boring.

>>8402922
Surprise twist that wasn't a surprise

>>8402920
Good girl.
>>8402927
>I also bet you'd rather eat frosting from a can
Wtf no. I'm American but not *that* American.

>>8402926
Speaking of the narcissism devil

im narcissistic

>>8402922
So much potential

>>8402933
hey hey me too

>>8402935
>tfw just nartranssistic

>>8402933
you have no power over me, old man.

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>>8402912
>>>8402902
>>The FUCK is a CNT.
they also believed that they were doing the board a service by being "brutally honest" (tactless) to anyone that looked at them.

There are ways to be honest, it's just that CNT:
1) didn't care about feeling and just thought that hurting people was their cognitive dissonance
2) thought they were really a hero because of it and didn't care how much people hated them. It's the whole "they'll thank me for it someday" attitude.

>>8402918
It's because you're just as fucked up as them.

>>8402922
>And how much I hate being a tranny myself
>Basically what you get if you take a TERF and make it trans.
._. this isn't a hard concept