/gaygen/ - harem edition

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Harem template.

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Second template.

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this "harem" shit is stupid and probably muslim too

Daily reminder to my fellow gaybros that you can't be for queer liberation without opposing the oppressions of capitalism.

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>tfw no tall bf

>>8393891
>tfw tall bf
When we were cuddling he literally picked me up like a bridal carry and moved me how he wanted
I consider myself the dominant one, but that was hot

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>>8393149
I approve of this message.

>>8393900
I know this feel too. He's only 5 inches taller, but that gives him superior strength to pick me up no problem.

>>8394084
He's 8" taller and I'm kind of embarassed kind of turned on by it

How does the harem work. The middle square is the guy you want most?

>>8394100
This is adorable.

>>8394108
I just hate that people make such quick judgement about my sexual life based on it. And that people will make comments about it. I'm not a girl if my bf is taller than me. And not only do they not know if I top or bottom, I'm a fucking virgin.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8394106
>How does the harem work.
Cut and paste images of your husbandos into the empty spaces.

>The middle square is the guy you want most?
Yes.

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My harem
All I need is babydaddy

>>8393101
Aww OP... Bart is adorable.
I loved his Goldilocks disguise.

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>>8394204
Looks like a skinny version of Nick Frost

>>8393891

>tfw tall
>tfw bf is tall
>tfw we can both pick each other up

Feels master race man

Fuck off yaoi boi

>my boyfriend like posting his dick and butt online
>he does it when people ask him to in a gay discord we met in
>our mutual friends have been saying something to him because they realized I hate it
>he thinks i'm totally cool with it apparently because i posted my dick once (literally a dick measuring contest)
how do i uncuck myself and keep my boyfriend at the same time?

>>8394423

tell him

>literally a dick measuring contest

hot

>>8394438
thanks
I won btw
I'm waiting til he does it again, because i don't want to blow up out of no where

>>8394448

Congrats, did you win a blowjob?

also you shouldn't wait, just say you know he likes showing off but it makes you uncomfortable and you'd prefer he didn't

that's not blowing up

>>8394494
When i talk to him next, i'll say that then

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>>8394204
Scissor Sisters is pretty gay though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM2d28lBM3k

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>>8394544
Extremely gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCD4xb-Tr8

>>8394572

>you will never rail tambourine qt

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>>8394544
>>8394572
>cuddly body
>versed in the ways of fabulousness and camp

Get you a man who can do both

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>>8394423
>Has a boyfriend
>Still posts nudes online

>>8394494
thanks anon, I talked to him and if anything we're closer now

>tfw no bf
Why are there no gay anons in Ontario?

>>8395428
I thought everyone in Canada was gay. I thought that was the point of Canada.

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>tfw had a qt brown twink uni friend last year
>he was the first person I had made an effort to see outside of class
>he graduated last year, I'm still at uni, haven't seen him all year, only message like once a month bc he is shit at maintaining conversation over messages

>saw him yesterday out of the blue
>ran up and hugged him
>he then introduced me to his bf who was with him at the time
>he was actually gay all along and I didn't realize
>I thought all the hugging and sitting resting on each other was just being friendly and comfortable with each other
>tfw he was probably into me but didn't want to ask directly bc he didn't know if I was gay too
>tfw they kissed in front of me multiple times and were holding hands practically the entire night

>tfw I've been repressing genuine gay feelings this whole time

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>>8393101
I don't come here often I just wanted advice
I just graduated college in a bumfuck state, about to move to the second most populated city in this state with about 80,000 people, anyone else live in a town this size have any experiences? is that big enough that I can now reliable find a qt bf if I look hard enough and am a good enough person in general. I feel like I fucked up by accepting this job but i'm an accountant and in a year or two i'll be a CPA and can get a job anywhere but i'm tired of being alone

>>8393891
I'm 5'5 and my bf is 6'3 desu

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tfw exclusively into effem boys

>>8393761
how are people stupid enough to conflate two totally unrelated things is beyond me

>>8394167
you are a disgusting degenerate. look at what you posted. do you honestly see no problem with it?

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>>8394167
>husbandos
>plural

>>8395219
so much disgusting in this thread. was off to a bad start anyway, a fucking harem jesus fuck

shit tier harem

Looking for gay Ontario Canada bf to paint my insides white

Is it still cheating if you don't love your bf, plan to break up with him soon and it's only kissing?

>>8395978
you are a horrible person

>>8395983
Does having an erotic roleplay partner on wow count as cheating?

>>8395978
Yes
break up before that point you monster
you're going to fuck your bf up something fierce the way you're heading. If you don't love him, break up right now

>>8395986
sharing anything sexual or romantic with another person (aka anything above hugging) is cheating.

>>8395988
But it's me and another cute boy not near me erping femboy toons and fapping our penises
What's the issue?

>>8395996
you should be fapping your penis with your boyfriend. If you told him that you were doing that with someone else I guarantee you he'll be hurt

>>8396001
He knows I ERP but assumes it's always with strangers I don't have a real connection to
I told him it's like watching porn like he does but text
The guy I "play" with would be sad if I stopped playing with him so

>>8396012
>The guy I "play" with would be sad if I stopped playing with him so
the fact you care about this suggests you have an emotional bond with him too
it's not just a cheap wank to you anymore, and it sounds like it's gone beyond what your bf said he was comfortable with
you need to be honest with him

>>8396021
I don't want to hurt his feelings tho

>>8396027
well you're in a bit of a pickle then aren't you

either you keep a secret that could potentially either blow up and/or make you more distant to him
or you be honest and humble and accept the (hopefully) short term damage

Protip: anyone posting 'is it still cheating if...' is just looking for attention.

>>8395983
>>8395988
Whatever he will never find out and if kisses happen I will probably be too drunk to remember it myself

>>8396039
I cut it off with the playmate
Just gonna be asking for more more often from bf >:3

>>8396044
slut

>>8396049
not a secret

>>8396049
Post benis, slut

All I want is a chubby cheeked, bearded 6'3 bf with a bit of a belly and strong arms

>>8395866
dreamy.

>>8396095
>facial hair
>fat
gross

>want bf
>get tinder and start dating
>meets lots of "nice guys" who aren't hideous
>always get to date no. 3 before I realise I'm sexually unexcitd by them
>specifically by their "niceness"
>reject them

I think I'm become a straight girl

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>>8396105
oh how wrong you are

>>8396110
"nice guy" tends to refer to the guys who use a facade of niceness to hide the fact they are explicitly trying to fuck the girl, then they get angsty when a girl tells them they aren't interested because "how dare they not want to fuck me, I acted nice what more could they want"
I don't usually see it referring to people who are genuinely nice and well intentioned

>>8396114
literally made me vomit tbqh desu

>>8396119
my work here is done
>>8396115
I always thought it referred to betas who are boring but inoffensive. They're not particularly handsome or funny, but they pride themselves on being well mannered and """intelligent""". Basically, the guys who get left behind and ignored because they're not confident enough and mistake confident guys who are getting all the pussy as arrogant chads. Eventually they'll become spiteful, hate filled assholes on /r9k/ or something.

>>8396158
Perhaps it was at one point, or perhaps it's still both. I just know of "nice guys" being used as a derogatory term at this point

Your opinion on giving the bf an ultimatum to fix his fixable flaws he hasnt bothered fixing, before breaking up?

>>8396179
what kind of flaws are they? How much do they bother you?

My best friend (who's straight) just this last week had a huge rough patch where he thought he was doing the right thing by bringing up all the small issues when they showed up, but the way he did it was focusing on how it made him feel bad - which in turn just made her feel guilty and like she wasn't good enough for him, and had to hide who she was. She was insecure enough to the point where she wasn't sure she wanted to be with him because she didn't know if she could make him happy. That made him insecure as fuck and I was on call with him like 7 hours a day for around half a week since he's also overemotional and gets anxiety easily

Point being, be careful how you say it or be prepared for him to focus more on the feeling like shit part than the logical "here's a thing to fix" part. I don't know your bf, but giving a hard ultimatum like a threat might not be the right way to handle it

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>>8393101
I don't need a harem.
I only need Koichi.

What are your thoughts on "gay" being used as a derogative in real non-4chan life? ie "that's gay" to say something's bad

>>8396245
it stings a little when it happens but i act like it doesn't bother since i don't want my straight friends to think im moody and walk on egg shells around me but yes it hurts when they do

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>>8396119
Pic related it's your dream guy

>>8396114
CUTE!!!!

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>>8396245
It's not really my job to police language.

What's funny though is I know a gay guy who will refer to anyone and anything including himself a faggot insisting they're just word and it doesn't mean gay anymore, and will actually go out of his way to use it.

Funny enough I can just use terms like yas gawd and hunty to instantly upset him.

>>8396285
>hunty
what now

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Important question

If I order a dildo and fleshlight from amazon will the delivery guy know im degenerate scum?

>>8396299
Of course anon they can read the labels

>>8396299
better question, what are the consequences of that? does it matter?

>>8396299
Stare at him, dead in the eyes and ask him to wait a moment as you unwrap the package, take the dildo in your hands and slowly back inside your house
>you're free to go

>>8396299
They'll explicitly ask if you bought [product name] just to be sure, so better hope your parents or neighbours won't be there to hear it.

>>8396299
Why cant you just go to a sex shop?

>>8396245
It generally doesn't bother me. It's been a common term ever since the playground and I think calling something "gay" has long since lost its homohobic connotations. Some things are just fucking gay.
However, if someone uses it as a derogatory term in the context of someone doing something homosexual, then I get pissy.
>yes, I know that holding hands with my bf is gay. What's your fucking problem asshole?

>>8396299
Once I ordered a dildo from amazon. The delivery guy didn't say anything. But when I checked my emails the name on the delivery receipt read FAGGOT.

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>>>/hm/1563771

>Be 26
>Work freelance where I never meet anyone because it's all online instead of in an office, so I just stay inside all day to work
>End up working long hours because there isn't anything else to do
>Only gay bar is people 40+ instead of anyone my own age, and I don't drink anyway
>Last boyfriend was more than 5 years ago when he died of a brain tumor [spoiler]and I still end up thinking about him sometimes.[/spoiler]

What can I do to meet people for an actual relationship?

Only other gay guys at my art-school of all places were a Polyamorous Pansexual who got upset at the idea of any sort of exclusivity and two guys who were both already in long-distance relationships.

At this rate I'm just going to die alone with a dog. I have friends from university but they're all straight and we all moved to different places because work and never meet anymore.

>>8396879
Aren't dating apps precisely supposed to help people in your sort of situation?

>died of a brain tumor
wow that is quite the bummer for him

>die alone with a dog
a cat, so that your body doesn't rot (the cat will eat you)

What's your work anon? I'm thinking of going the freelance online job way. Can't stand coworkers.

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>>8393101
Who are pic related OP plz help!

>>8397192
Yeah, I'll try dating apps I guess. I just assumed those dating apps were mostly just for sex and hooking up instead of actually trying to pursue a relationship, but certainly better than the nothing I have now.

My work is just doing freelance paintings for companies. Book covers, interior illustrations, that sort of thing. I'm trying to get into entertainment design, but I'll probably have to move to california to do that, and california is pretty expensive.

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>tfw barely anyone rating my harem

>>8397243
I put numbers in the circles.

1: Mihashi Ren from "Oofuri!"

2. Jyushimatsu from "Osomatsu-san"

3. Anduin Wrynn from the Warcraft series

4. Butters from South Park

5. Oh Yoon Sung from "Welcome to Room 305!"

>>8395925
I can't help falling in love with all these fictional boys.

>>8397322
gotta spend money to get good dick

>tfw used to rage about gays
>tfw on my back with my legs wrapped around my boyfriends back while I'm being fucked a squealing like a little bitch

Funny how things turn out :3

I remember the first time I put his cock in my mouth. The faggot in me just blossomed.

OP is underage


this whole board is underage

fucking reee, kys underage fags

>>8397768

Yeah tell me about it. I joined the gaygen discord group a while ago and it's filled with under aged people and there are hardly any manly men in there, not even a hand full. It's sad.

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>>8397953
>tfw 26

I beat gay death

How do I get over a straight crush?

>>8398043
The younger your crush is the higher the chance he is bi.

>tfw your partner ghosts you
>tfw okay with this because you get to "do you" and live bachelor-style with vidya, and you don't have to cook,clean,entertain and put up with his bitching

>>8398063
He's 6 months younger than me.
He's very adamant about being straight.

>>8398091
Words and actions are two different things, see how he acts and reacts rather than just listening to what he says.

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>>8398098
>bear hugs me a lot
>comes to my bedroom late at night to hang out playing vidya
>texts me that he misses me

>>8397322
>I just assumed those dating apps were mostly just for sex and hooking up instead of actually trying to pursue a relationship
As far as I know there are hookup apps (e.g. grindr) and dating apps (e.g. tinder), but the line is not clear, and some people use a particular type of app as the other kind of app: I've met ppl on grindr that were looking for a relationship and didn't fancy just having sex. Just be clear and upfront about what you're looking for, be it a fuckbuddy or a boyfriend. Write it prominently in your profile. It will save everyone's time, especially yours.

>but certainly better than the nothing I have now
Not sure. Better alone than in bad company.

>I'll probably have to move to california to do that, and california is pretty expensive
True, but you'd be paid accordingly, wouldn't you? At least that's what I would hope.

Also, if you don't meet people through work and your school friends have moved town, you can meet people through other activities, especially sports. You should play at least one anyway, it's good for health, and would make you go out of your house. Music practice is another option: pick an instrument you'd like to learn, join a music school, play music with others. Joining a language school is also an option - French, Spanish, ASL, you decide (I met a cute guy in my ASL class, shame he was straight and too young). Hunting or gun practice, if you like that (not sure you'd find a lot of gay people there though). Your town's astronomy or drone building club, if you're a nerd. Or volunteering at an association that you'd be proud to help - the fire brigade, the local LGBT anti-discrimination center, the teen suicide help line, the animal shelter, the local Greenpeace group... Good luck!

>>8398160
Affection isn't sexual orientation, you have to pay attention at his reaction whenever there's a hot guy around, be that a trap, a hunk or a bear you'll have to figure it out yourself.

In case he's gay/bi in the closet, stay around for long enough and he'll come into terms with it.

>>8398043
You put distance between him and you. Literal distance: stop hanging out, make sure you won't see him for a few months, unfriend him on all social networks, stop being friends until he's no longer a crush. It's the only sure-fire way I've found to move on.

>>8398091
Respect other's self-identified sexuality, like you'd like others to respect yours.

>>8397768
>>8397953
But arent all gays pedos anyway?

>>8393101
A harem?! I'd be more than happy with just the one guy

>>8396114
>I wish I looked like that

>>8397448
Thanks anon, much help. Will employ myself to fall in love with these fictional boys too.

>4. Butters from South Park
What is this drawing style though, did I miss a South Park comic in a more realistic style or something?

I've never had any crushes and I don't know whether it was because of repressing the homo, being a late bloomer or some tumblr shit like aromanticism.

My sex drive works just fine and I have no problem with being aroused by porn.

t. cis gay 21-years-old male virgin

>>8398309
>What is this drawing style though, did I miss a South Park comic in a more realistic style or something?
Just the way the artist draws him. I like it too.

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>>8398378
>cis
>male
how hard is it to just say "man"?

say out loud right now, "I am a man" then "I am a cis male"

then tell me, which one sounds stupid as fuck?

>>8398526
I'm too immature to be comfortable with describing myself as "man", but that's another problem.

>>8398576
well, calling yourself a "cis male" isn't gonna help with that

sounds like you need to drop some LSD and sort yourself out

>>8398526
>I am a man
That's incredibly transphobic and perpetuates toxic masculinity. Pls go and stay go, lgbt does not need people like you

>>8398708
*angry elephant man noises*

>>8398091
>He's very adamant about being straight.
Yep. He's repressed.

How long do you wait with a new bf before doing sexual things with them?
Would you ever start off just sleeping in the same bed, without any sexual contact involved?
Do you go straight for anal or start off with something easier like jerking each other off or frottage?

>>8399168
Depends on your and his levels of comfort/experience.

If you're gayby and he's more experienced let him know what you're willing/able to do.

>>8398708
>toxic masculinity
Kill yourself. Post haste.

>>8399463
Wow talk about self demonstrating article!

>>8394905
Also Radical Faerie so is in touch with his feelings and would know a lot of other colourful gay gays to hang out with.

>>8399492
I repeat, Kill yourself post haste.

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My biggest fear is that I'll be with someone who will never love me. they'll just say it, when i mean it. It's the scariest thing imaginable to me

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How common/expected is butt stuff among gay fellas? I look at a penis and think I could fancy sucking one of those, but either side of anal is a no-go for me.

>>8400288
It's best not to ponder on things til you've actually given it a go.

>>8400301
Probably solid advice, thanks. I'll fuck off now.

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>>8400228
My biggest fear is that I get aids and die young

>>8400531
We have medication for that now.
It's also legal to spread aids in California

>>8399463
>General toxicity
Check your privilege

>>8400531
where a condom and don't be a dumb slut and u will be fine

>>8400596
but what if they're secretly one of those aids chasers

Tfw you're a mtf tranny and don't have a gay guy for a best friend who you can play vidya and talk about men and dicks with
I don't mean faghagging I mean a real friend, transwomen and gay guys who bottom should have a lot in common
Aaaaaahhh

>tfw in we need to talk purgatory and can't have sex with any guy
Just kill me

>>8400228
If someone bothers to say it then that usually means they mean it on some level
>tfw I'm scared that I'll never say it/have it said to me

>>8400720
What about a gay guy on hrt but can't socially transition because his bf will be mad if he finds out

>>8400712
I always just assumed this was a meme fetish that only like 5 people in the world have (and they're probably dead because of the aids) and 4chan, in the way that 4chan always does, over reacts to it like crazy and uses it as an argument that 100% of gay sex involves injecting each other with dirty needles and cumming into open wounds

>>8400812
>gay cis male
>on hrt

wut? what are you gonna do when you grow boobs???

>>8400794
so why don't you talk?

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>it's a "neither of you knew for sure the other was gay even though you always hugged and rested on each other and shit, then a couple of months later you see him with a bf and realized you actually had a chance with him the whole time but now it's too late" episode
well I mean I guess I learnt a lesson

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How does the data in pic related make you feel?
I don't know how to refute any of it and it makes me feel like shit desu

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Your template is gay and annoying.
So I'll just post their pics.

1. Dan Osborne.

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>>8400939
2. Joe Wicks

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>>8400941
3. Marc O'Neill

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>>8400944
Stephen Bear

>>8400853
IM putting my head in the sand regarding that
I can't quit because the dysphoria is worse off them. And I can't confront my bf cause he will get mad

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>>8400946
Freddie Stroma

>>8400948
so basically you're trans but pretending to be a cis gay guy?
that's not gonna end well and isn't fair on your bf if he is gay, come out.

>>8400930
Why would you want to refute them? They're all valid issues that are prevelant amongst gay men. You shouldn't want to bury your head in the sand and hope they'll just go away, you should actively try and find the route causes and help to remove them. It can be argued that a lot of these issues probably stem from repressed homophobia during development. How can we stop gay men from hating themselves? That's the most important question to tackle in my opinion.

>>8400974
What about the disease and life expectancy part?

>>8400948
>And I can't confront my bf cause he will get mad
Maybe he needs to get mad for a time so he can get over it and you can move on
Keeping secrets is never a good idea

>>8400930
Take the Netherlands part for example.
I live there and it does not live up to the image of acceptance people have of it.

A lot of that research is just trying to prove their own bias instead of finding the truth and you should take it with a grain of salt.

>>8401025
I'd argue that promiscuity and therefore the higher rate of STIs and therefore the lower life expectancy among gay men is due to the same root issues that I highlighted before. The higher rate of suicide is also a contributing factor.
I believe that as societal norms change, and the homophobic hangover in the west fades, these numbers will begin to drop as gay men aren't raise in environments that teach them that they're wrong. Obviously, gay people will always be a minority and therefore it will be impossible for a gay person and a hetero person to have identically, issue free childhoods and developments. So I doubt the life expectancy and disease rates will ever be equal to those of straight people.

Basically, what I'm saying is that you shouldn't be ashamed of these statistics, you should be saddened by them. We're just a product of the world we live in. There's (probably) nothing inherently wrong with homosexual men. This is just a case of causation not being equal to correlation.

>>8400930
Some of the methodology can be discussed but overall the conclusions are true and we all know it.

No reason to feel particularly bad about those facts. They all really come down to the simple reality that males have the instinct to have a lot of sex with a lot of partners. Females have the instinct to select the one best life partner and generally refuse sex from others. Homosexual males naturally tend to have a ton of casual sex with each other, as anyone would have predicted.

Now it doesn't mean we are bad people, and it doesn't mean either that we can't or shouldn't form monogamous couples. But we have to acknowledge the facts, especially when it comes to STD prevention.

What is your opinion on public changerooms at places like the swimming pool or the gym - ie the kind with communal showers?
I'm kind of scared to go to any of them because I don't want to get an erection there

>>8401436
I never get boners because the majority on men are ugly and I'm too self conscious about my own body to be comfortable enough to get a boner

>>8401436
Don't go out in public and they aren't an issue.

I really want to suck a cock right now.

>>8400930
I personally went out to search for the statistics and studies a few months ago and 90% of it was simply wrong. The rest is a bit obvious, like citing depression as being fault of the gay person and not an entire society hating on said person.

All in all that image makes me feel more annoyed at stupid people who post images like that without checking the source rather than annoyed at the image itself.

Can someone tell me that traveling to meet a sugar daddy is a bad idea?

>>8401508
It's not.

>>8401508
It's great. I spent a weekend in my sugar daddy's farm house just outside of Edinburgh a few months back. It was really lovely.

>>8401534
>>8401550
Yeah it's a paid trip and all, but meeting some hot daddy I don't know is kinda scary.
Any advice or tips I should do?

>>8401557
Don't use teeth, and wear a condom.

>>8401557
You gon get murdered.

>>8401567
I appreciate the common tip, although I'm looking for things I should be aware of before or meeting a sugar daddy.

>>8401570
I can't wait to speed up the process

>>8401631
Take your douche with you if you're spending more than a day with him. Also, wait for your second or third trip before you start asking him to buy you shit.
Otherwise just play it cool and have fun.

>>8401631
Have you tried not being retarded?

Prostitution with a stranger? Great plan. I'll just ask the fucking internet for some pro tips before I get locked in a cellar and tortured to death.

>>8400930
most of this is caused by straight people pissing all over us

>>8401643
Weird thing is that he wants me to top, thanks for the advice.

>>8401660
I'm aware of that but thank you for your concern.

I'm still trying to get to know the guy better. I've been trying to get his full name, career, and lifestyle etc.

>>8401708
>he wants me to top

dropped

>>8401726
I figured a sugar daddy would be dominating.

I'll let you gayboys know later how everything works out.

>>8400895
because I'm an autistic pussy

>>8401746
Doubt it. We might read about you in the news though.

So how do you deal with the fact you'll never meet your dream guy? It kills me inside

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did you know this is an image board

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>>8401784
I met my nordic viking, who was tall, big and meaty despite not working out, dream guy like 3 times before he grew tired of me. This raped me, killed me then fucked my standards over forever making me think I can get and deserve more than every guy I meet (because hey I evidently managed to catch mr dream guy's interest)

>>8401790
Did you know youre a stupid faggot and you should kill yourself?

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>>8401820
elaborate??

>>8395757
Tell him how you feel. If you're hotter than his bf he may choose you over him.

going to propose an ultimatum and a temporary open relationship to the bf while we're far away from eachother during summer wish me luck

>>8401839
Good luck, I'm sure things will go well.
Stay in contact from time to time.

>>8401708
Make sure he douches. Shit dick is a real mood killer

>>8401784
Not really much of an issue when you have worse problems.

>>8401839
>"I'm going to sleep with other guys and if you can't deal with that then we're through."
You sound like a complete cunt.

>>8401901
well he can sleep with other guys as well if he wants I don't care and I don't care if he wants to break up instead either

>>8401926
Then why the fuck do you even want to have a relationship with this person at all when you apparently don't care at all about them.

You are solidly a piece of shit.

>>8401784
HAH! Already met him.

But he was straight.

>>8401947
I'm actually bi.

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>>8402013

>>8402077
Well I prefer guys, but I've had sex with a girl before, so that's why I say it.

>>8402099
>I had sex with a girl once
Instantly you're bisexual. Kill yourself.

>>8402123
Considering it every day.

>>8401784
I met my dream guy and we actually dated for 3 years.
Turns out he never really loved me as much as I did him and he left me immediately for someone else.
Now I'm kinda fucked up in the head

>>8402162
You're in good company.

when I'm extra horny even the sound of a man clearing his throat in the library is enough to make me hard

>>8401784
I met him a year ago. We're best friends and he is straight.

by the way, I'm a goth

Leftypol banned me for not hating Hillary enough. Apparently prisoner slavery in Burgerland is limited to the Arkansas govners mansion in 1996.

What have you fags been up to?
I've got a puddle of vomit turning into mushroom spores in my bathroom sink and I think it's fucking my throat up.

>>8402324

Then I'm your guy, because my throat is fucked.

>>8402442

Hey me too.

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>>8402448
I've been pretty-much celibate since I dumped my ex(I was unwillingly celibate for the majority of the time with him too), mainly because while with him I became an alcoholic and let myself go to almost 200lb at 5'7". I've finally got back down to a healthy weight (140) but was holding off throwing myself out back out there because I was hoping my skin would tighten back up more, which it has but it takes FOR FUCKING EVER... and I've decided today it's good enough and that I need a big fat dick to pound me into oblivion.
The ex was a bottom (even though he lied and said he was vers when we first met) so I haven't had a good butt fuck in over 3 years now.
At the moment I'm recovering from my 4th fucking high-enema and wishing I hadn't ate anything yesterday. But by the time I'm done that lucky dick can pound me as hard as it wants and it's not going to shake anything loose. I'm going to be clean enough to eat out of.

>>8402549

Ah, I fukken love being clean.
Shame I'm filthy and greasy right now.

>>8402549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjmHkVMEdI

>>8401937
ah yes good question, because I can't get boyfriendy stuff outside of a relationship like spending an entire day cuddling and being filled up with condomless fucking, along with regular sleepovers including spooning. I thought he was the one but it turns out he's not and now I don't want to be rid of these goodies.

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>half the "guys" on tinder are now very obvious ftms
kill me I have to go try grindr again don't I

>>8403147
why not just go to scruff. even grindr is filled with disgusting femshits

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>my best friend isn't shy to show affection
>hugging
>late night texting
>etc
>have crush on him
>says he would date me if he was gay
>depression sets in
>best friend goes outta country for school
>while there he befriends another gay guy
>says him and I would make a great couple
>happiness faintly returns into my life
>best friend returns home
>wants to throw a party
>brings his new friend from away with him to introduce us
>fuck yeah maybe there's a chance
>get to house
>turns out party was a coming out party
>best friend has been dating his new friend for months
END IT NOW
PLEASE FO RTHE LOVE OF GOD

>>8404030
Damn, sorry anon.

>>8404030
break them up and take him for yourself

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I have a really introverted and unemotional bf
I like him a lot, but i just really really want him to tell me that he cares. I know he probably does, but sometimes you need to hear it when you're depressed.

>>8404030
statistically it's likely they'll break up eventually
then's your chance
you won't be his first but it's something at least

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you on the right

are you meant to wear a condom while getting head?

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>>8404309
Not really. most men don't use condoms when giving head, but some may request it. You can get herpes, genital/oral warts, and a few other diseases from getting a blow job. I know chlamydia and gonorrhea cling to the back of people's throats and can be transmitted to someone through blow jobs. These two diseases are curable, but herpes is for life.

Grindr sucks I hate it

what's a good excuse for not giving oral sex?

I'll be having sex tomorrow but I'm paranoid about hiv, and a part of my gums are bleeding so I don't want to give oral.
Apart from being honest about it, what could be a good excuse to give?

>>8404377
www.gay.com
scruff app
www.craigslist.com
There literally is endless ways to meet men.

>>8404440
craigslist.org

retard

>>8404437
what's wrong with being honest? Bleeding gums seems like a valid reason, you don't want that shit to get infected

>>8404448
fyi, i'm not signing off on that yet BUT:
what about kissing?
If I kiss him and then tell him my gums are bleeding, wouldn't he be like "why the shit did you kiss me with your bleeding gum mouth?"

obviously, by tomorrow, my gums arent going to be ""bleeding"" but they'll be inflamed i thing

>>8404464
>>8404448
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/prep.html

>>8404471
>https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/prep.html
funny you should mention, I'll be getting prescribed prep THAT VERY MORNING but it obviously wont matter by that evening

>>8404440
I care for relationships not hookups

>>8404477
so I don't wanna get infected with aids the same day I begin prep
thats like, you're gonna feel like the biggest idiot on the face of the planet tier mistake, so I wanna be extra extra safe until the medicine can do its magic

>>8404437
>>8404448
>>8404471
okay, but what are potential white lie options?

>>8404471
how do you know if you're at high risk? is that just innuendo for whether you're routinely having sex?

>>8404484
That's a first.

If you want love find it through other outlets like friends of friends, or non-hookup sources.

>>8404501
>innuendo
They're essentially asking if you're a slut or shoot up heroin.

>>8404506
so if you're in an exclusive relationship that's not high risk?

>>8404519
unless you're partner is fucking other people bareback or you are then no.

>>8404502
>non-hook up sources
Like what?

>>8404526
What's the science behind that? The more sex partners you have, the higher chance that one of them is infected or vulnerable to infection?
If it's just a matter of probability like that, what if your partner is already that one who is vulnerable to infection?

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>>8404542
dating sites
gay events like pride or non-sexualized events where gays attend
here?

In all honesty I got lucky finding my husband here on 4chan.

>>8404548
Jesus Christ its like I'm talking to children.

>>8404501
if you are a men who has sex with men, you are at high risk
I told the doctor i was a gay man who was occasionally the receptive partner in anal sex, and that was the end of it.
condoms can still break etc. its not worth the risk

>>8404548
>>8404526
even for bareback sex with a known HIV+ the chance of HIV transmission for the bottom in one incident hovers around 0.82-1.2%

so one out of every hundred assfuckings by a poz partner on average. It's harder than most people think to get HIV, and this is intentional by health authorities who don't really want people to use statistics as an excuse to slut it up.

>>8404556
Aw man, pride events are always full of fags though
It sucks man.

grats

>>8404526
you can never know man
i aint gonna trust a fag to be faithful when hiv is a concern

>>8404573
thats ABSOLUTELY UNTRUE
if a hiv+ man cums in your asshold it is at least between 10-50%

>>8404576
Have fun with your lonely life.

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>>8404575
We ARE fags.

Your artificial hierarchy is a coping mechanism

>>8404616
Fags aren't gay, senpai
Well, not all are.
Fags are fags

What issue am I coping?

Should every gay guy who bottoms be taking prep?

>>8404806
If you have health insurance, without a doubt you should. Condoms can break etc., its just not worth the risk.

>>8404585

lmao no

you're not even taking into account his viral load - if he's undetectable the chances of seroconverting are infinitesimal

>>8404585
>between 10-50%

What a fucking narrow figure that one is. Gee, I never would've known between the one out of ten times I get AIDS and the one out of every two times!

Be honest: What region of your asshole did you pull that one from?

>>8405080
IF the person actual has the virus in him...
It is not taking into possibility the probability that your partner will be infected in the first place

I'm not gay at all, but it would be fun to be cuddling with a big and strong guy, and you start grinding your ass on his dick, and he wants more, and you are like "no, no", hands off", and you give me blue balls just grinding all night and not letting him do anything while he gets desperate.

>>8405277
do you just shitpost in every general?

>>8405383
That was not shitposting. Give me three reasons why you think that is shitposting.

>>8405526
>I'm not gay at all
>but it would be fun to start grinding your ass on his dick
>I'm not gay at all

Post top secret gay fantasies.

I want a dominant, yet gentle muscular manly bara dude to make me be his smooth feminine crossdressing boy, and make me wear panties, stocking and lipstick, and make me call him daddy.

Don't hate.

>>8405540
It's just a prank to get the other guy frustrated and give him the bluest balls ever.

>>8405825
I want to get kidnapped, get tied up in a small dark room and be beaten and raped on a daily basis.

>>8405869
Anon that's too much.

>>8405825
I want to have a small cute bf...and cuddle him
>and maybe do lewd stuff too

Being a gay man and on estrogen is bliss

I feel so girly and submissive and soft

>>8406202
Stop invading gay spaces, tranny.

>>8406220
>implying all gays aren't trannies inside

>>8406275

Bitch, I am absolutely not a fucking tranny. PLEASE. I like fucking guys, that is it. Why would I want to be a woman? Men are great.

I need to vent a little bit. I am a complete top, and many people seem to consider me to be good-looking idk. I recently reinstalled Grindr for whatever reason and am now in a situation where I am juggling four guys that I find to be pretty damn attractive. It's fucking hard to manage that many people. I genuinely like all of them, and am generally upfront about my polyamorous tendencies when they become relevant. I don't care if y'all think I'm bad, but it's hard yo. So that's the story of my real-life harem. It ain't as easy as it seems.

>>8406315
so are you just stating your life situation or do you have a question or

>>8406306
>she doesn't understand the hsts spectrum

>>8406317
It's not a real thing. You have a mental disorder. Go back to your own thread you fucking degenerate.

>>8406317
I like it when people from mtfg refer to me as she...

How do you feel about tall guys ?

I find that they tend to be kind of assholes

Jerk off before having the talk y/n?

>>8406492
which talk?
if it's emotional at all then definitely yes. clearing your head is a logical decision

>>8406320
>implying you don't have it yourself

>>8406408
>people still deny it even when posters like her admit things like this

>>8406316
The thing about these threads is that people just post stupid shit for attention constantly.

Like this guy:
>>8406484

They're clearly going to know that tall people are the same as any other people, but they call them assholes for a reactionary response. These posts and their fallout make up just about the entirity of these threads.

who /exclusively into twinks/ here

Why aren't you trying to get a cute short bf ?

>>8406615
beacuse my straight best friend is one of those and it'd make him feel awkward

>>8406516
Honestly? Being a woman would be absolutely wonderful

>tfw I will never be a 6'4 bottom who has a short 5'5 dom top bf who dominates me and humiliates me
>he will never make me smell his stinky feet
>he will never be dominate when we are out in public

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you ever kiss in public or are you too self conscious about how it might make other people uncomfortable?
I don't mean that in a "respect the homophobes" way, het couples kissing in public can be awkward to look at too

>>8406898
I'm 5'5 and I have a dom 6'3 top bf desu

Is it a good thing to be honest and just warn guys you might meet about your tiny dick so they know what they're getting into

>>8406973
I would wait until the stage where that might be relevant first
don't go opening with that or anything

>>8406946
i had this fear too then realized that people don't give a flying fuck. Don't try to kiss a guy in islamistan tho.

>>8407000
nah not as an opener but more when it naturally comes up

>>8406946
Maybe out of fear but never out of "making people uncomfortable". Fuck cishets with rusty woodsaw

>>8406946
No, I kiss in public. If you're dating someone it's completely fine as long as you're not feeling eachother up and constantly making out. Just a little peck is cool.

What do you guys think of height difference between in couples?

What do you think of age differences in gay couples ?

I am 23 how old is too old ?

>>8407084
your age minus 7 multiplied by 2

>>8407074
Say you're 165cm and your bf is 189cm tall.

Will people find it strange in gay couples?

>>8407094
Its your age divided by 2 plus 7

>>8407118
To get the youngest age, yes
To get the oldest, you do the opposite - that is, (age-7)*2

It's still a completely made up arbitrary social rule but it's seems to be a fairly accurate guide for what's socially acceptable

>>8407102
>>8407102

you will stand out.

also do gay people chase tall guys ?

>tfw I will always be 5'10
>I will never be a cute 5'5 guy or a masc 6'5 guy

why even live ?

>>8406973

Yes

If a guy sends you a message sends you a message you should immedinately respond by saying that you have a tiny penis and you don't deserve him. That will make sure you will get a bf

>>8407127

I am 23 and already below 20 feels way too young

>>8407127
>be 8
>someone tells you dating rule
>oldest you can date is 2 years old
>youngest you can date is 11

>>8407157
Agreed. Its more for experience than it is just flate age. Ive been through college and shitty jobs. 18/19 is fresh off the HS boat with no experience in the real world. The worst I've dealt with so far is the alleged "pol bf" who was 19 and was like that comic page where /pol/ comes in saying "boy i sure do hate niggers" like he has to prove he's a certified racist.

>>8407182
>The worst I've dealt with so far is the alleged "pol bf" who was 19 and was like that comic page where /pol/

Did he try browsing pol with you ? Did he hate jews ? are you a polack too ?

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>>8407153
Rather than don't mentioning it, meeting up with him and seeing the disappointment in his eyes when he sees it?

>>8407190
I'm a leaf. I largely shitpost.
I was in a polgb thread and no he was fucking awful once i started talking to him
Literally memes out his ass and mouth. The joos kekeke praise kek. Niggers amirite?
Tryhard racist

No homo

>>8407212
Sounds so cringy desu

>>8407205

If you are a bottom than why would he care ? Also some guys like small dicks, they are cute (if you are a bottom it might make him feel more manly if his bf has a small dick)

Also small dicks are easy to suck.

The average dick size is 5 inches. You are probably just insecure. If you are 4 inches I doubt he will notice or care.

>>8407226
It was so cringey desu. This is why i dont go for <20
They have no life experience just their HS exp(literally nothing) and their internet memes

>>8406973
I did back when I had Body Dysmophoric Disorder and thought I had a micropeen. I told every guy before hooking up, "My dick is kinda small, please don't laugh." And they were always very reassuring and told me that it was fine.
But I was bottoming so why would they care... they just thought I was fucking crazy(which was true) or had a weird shame fetish after they got me naked... at least that's what I assume in hindsight since none of them said anything, they just gave me really weird looks... and a couple guys gave me head but refused to take their pants off...

regardless, if you actually have a tiny dick, and you're not fucking retarded enough to try and be a top, then you should be fine.

>>8407248
Post tiny benis

>>8406964

how did you get him ? Are tall guys hard to get ?

>>8407229
>>8407248
>If you are a bottom than why would he care ?
I dunno but sometimes I meet guys who do. I don't even want to bottom in the first place but I have come to accept my fate. And I'll never forget this one guy who faked a phone call soon after he saw mine just to have an excuse to leave.
>The average dick size is 5 inches.
I dunno, not from experience. I am 5 inch and have only met guys above 6, ever.

>When your online bf who was going to be a real bf in a few months thinks your a totally broken submissive but your really just like being obedient to a degree and progresses to wanting to poz you if he ever get pozzed

Back to repression -_-

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>>8407259
I live in the Netherlands.

So yeah, shortage of short guys.

>>8407254
k
not tiny, just a bit above average.
>>>/soc/25330161
>>>/soc/25331241

>>8407285

>Not googling this basic shit to reassure yourself

5 inches is fine normal and average. You can be a top if you want to.

>And I'll never forget this one guy who faked a phone call soon after he saw mine just to have an excuse to leave.

He was a dick but it doesn't really mean anything. I know you can find the bottom bf you deserve.

http://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size#overview1
>the average length of a flaccid penis is 3.61 inches, while the average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches
>Therapists working with men who have this kind of self-consciousness often find that a person’s perception of “too small” doesn’t align with what research shows. One study found that of 67 men who were concerned that their penis was too small, none were determined to have a penis considered short enough to recommend penile lengthening.

tldr: anon is an insecure faggot with an average size dick.

>>8407315
whoops, first link is fucked
>>>/soc/25331234>>8407315

>>8407330
jesus christ... i give up.

>>8407159
The implication is that you can't date anyone until you're 14.

>>8407248
>>8407315
>>8407330
You don't have a tiny penis. Yeah it's short, but you're a fucking chode. It's huge enough thick wise to do damage. Plus, the erogenous zone inside a man's anus is only on average 2 inches into his rectum. That chode you have definitely would make someone cum.

Who else /ugly chinlet with acne scars/ ?

>>8407565
yo

>>8407570
Actually ?

>tfw I am so ugly no one will ever love me

>>8407565
What the hell is a chinlet? Someone with a small chin? Why is this a term.

>>8407576

I basically have no chin I look like a freak

>>8407574
myeah, I feel quite utterly unappealing

>>8407587

did you ever post face here ?

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>>8407593
>thinking I have the self esteem to take a picture of myself

>>8407609

I posted once on soc

why are people so mean.

>tfw 2/10

>>8407318
Maybe I should have made it clear that I talk from experience, I don't care about studies or whatever. Whenever I try topping it just slips out every 10 seconds or so and it's not an enjoyable experience neither for me or the bottom, and that's all there is to it.

>>8407586
pic or fake

>when a cute guy would rather touch a roastie than you

>>8404091
>but sometimes you need to hear it when you're depressed.
Why not telling him this?

>>8407945
because i'm too prideful to say i'm needy right now

>>8407962
Anon, being cheered up by your SO is not being needy, is one of the reason people have relationships. Setting up a "tough guy" façade is unhealthy.

new thread >>8407957

>>8407972
Yeah, but i also don't know how to go about it. I mean, i have depression, when i'm blue it's over nothing half the time. I just mentally eat away at myself and tell myself that nobody cares about me and then im fine a couple of days later

>>8407212
That sounds more like a r/the_donald user than a /pol/ack
or at least that's what I sincerely hope because I don't want to believe that kind of autism can be home grown

>>8409153
It's hard to tell these days with all the syrian r/refugees from rebbit.
Ironic that r/T_D comes to pol then refuses to adapt and shits on everyone who doesnt like them but also hates muslims