/mtfg/ transgirl general

>>8390449
>implying hrt works

buying bf to slip me lactation inducing hormones

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Buying rope to end it all :)

>>8390449
>take your pills edition

tfw just got prescribed finasteride. I know it's not actually HRT, but it'll make my shitty bangs thicker between now and when I do start.

>>8390463
why not just use a electrical cord?

>tfw predatory transbian

>>8390463
why german anon?

>>8390471
I don't know? Can it carry a bodyweight? and do you just make the noose the same way ? :/

>>8390463
nein, anon, tu es nicht :(

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>Present male
>Go to a doctor for an issue i had
>Doctor refers to me as "young miss"
>Go to her office
>"So what's your name?"
>Say my male name
>Starts to referring to me with male pronouns and male name repeatedly as if she's trying to make me feel like shit
>Almost start crying
Maybe i should start presenting female or something.

>>8390472
>it's okay when elanna does it

>>8390472
>tfw closeted transbian cause don't want to be meme tranner :/

>>8390477
maybe you should go to another doc

>>8390477
Why did you say your male name?! Why haven't you told them to update their records with your new one?!

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>>8390472
pls stop being so lewd

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>>8390463
Have fun :)

>>8390472
Elanna pls

>>8390475
its metal braided together covered in plastic braided together and covered in plastic
its probably strong enough to tow a car

>>8390481
>maybe you should go to another doc
It was a one time thing.
>>8390482
Why did you say your male name?! Why haven't you told them to update their records with your new one?!
Cuz i still sound like a dude bro. I am starting to work on my voice though. Also my legal gender is still male since my country is an ass backwards shithole.

>>8390488
More memes like this and the missing letter gameshow one please?

>>8390480
I'm learning that the closet kind of sucks desu
Girls are nice

>>8390483
I'm not tho

>>8390478
Basically, yes

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>>8390494
>this will never predatoray transbian u

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>>8390492
It has run its course.

>>8390494
About time you decided to join the master race

>>8390494
Long leg red heads besto

>>8390501
I thought you were bi?

>>8390500
>elanna has girl hands and hips wider than her shoulders
confirmed for being a trolling cis girl

>>8390494
what isn't lewd about a being predatory transbian?

>>8390506
I am
It's the best race

4 months on cypro makes you sterile right

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>>8390428 [to korra about her lot as a waitress]
girl, what do we lib-socs keep saying?
ORGANIZE.
start a union & make your demands.
use escalating tactics along the way.
here's a video w/ all the advice from a lib-soc youtuber i really like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmYbN57hoK8

>>8390515
I'm not lewding right now am I?

>>8390505
I have a slight confession
I like the slightly frumpy nerdy lesbian look

>>8390513
Uhh my hands are p big

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>>8390524
>Uhh my hands are p big
reeeeeee cis girl hands!

>>8390533
>that fucking look on her face
just look at it

look at her face

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is it too late for me /mtfg/?

>>8390544
Yes

>>8390524
heh, I like twigs, not anorexic like me, but like "average size" whatever that is. And glasses are hot.

>>8390547
le fug ecks dee
guess ill just kms then

>>8390550
Maybe in a next life

>>8390544
get on HRT and find out

>>8390544
if you don't transition in utero it's too late. :(

>>8390554
No
We all know that person is fucked. You would just contribute to their torture

>>8390463

Just become cowgirl/rope fetishist/sailor.

>>8390472

But you're the least predatory person ITT.

>>8390558
you are a horrible person Angie

>>8390562
That's the reality though
Some of us aren't meant to make it.

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>>8390559
I'm ironically predatory

>>8390541
What is that look? Explain in detail I don't see anything out of the ordinary

>>8390548
Nerds in general are hot, male or female

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13113170/

>>8390564
especially sheen

i don't think i've masturbated in over a month...

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>tfw 2 and a half years hrt
>tfw look like a manmonster
when does the suffering end

>>8390571
I just wish I had the courage to get off hrt and go back to living male.

I saw a white girl at a ice cream shop yesterday and my bf pointed to he and said "look, she is rather broad for a girl," in which I replied that girl needs to get on T because they have a very masculine body frame.

He gave me a look of disgust

>>8390569
>only 50% of /lgbt/ is trannies
how surprising

>>8390524
isn't being predatory a lewd thing by itself or is it my mind that makes it lewd?

>>8390567
Agreed :P

>>8390583
>tfw no one to predator me unlewdly

>>8390580
a lot of other respondents might also be repressors, so we could potentially give it a larger figure than 50% — hell, given that ftms technically constitute trannies, it practically is already

>>8390541
Yeah it's hilarious.

>>8390596
What is wrong with my face!?

>>8390583
It's all in your head

being trans is ok

it gives you something to do with your time at least

>>8389169
Anon i don't even know you

>>8390599
>What is wrong with my face!?
Its too cute and distracting desu.

>elanna will never be a predatory transbian towards you
Sometimes people say I'm cute, too ;_;

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>>8390599
Nuthin'. It's the expression.

>>8390604
>being trans is ok
So why is everyone bitching about being a girly boy?

>>8390599
>What is wrong with my face!?
it's very pretty
TOO pretty, trans imposter

>>8390613
so far, only men have been predatory toward me

>>8390599
>What is wrong with my face!?
you've got cute on it

and also a really dumb expression

>>8390567
>I'm ironically predatory

I guess that's one way to spin "begs strangers to bully her".

>>8390578
http://www.strawpoll.me/13117882

>>8390615
>>8390620
I know but like what is wrong with it??
How am I supposed to look not dumb if I don't know what I'm doing wrong

>>8390617
Hah, yeah, right

>>8390612
H-hi you

>>8390621
Being bullied is nice uwu

>>8390613
Sorry ;_;

>>8390617
>tfw people don't mention how pretty you are & you start to admire/envy toward the ones who are called pretty ad infinitum

>>8390500
dang, i hate lanna

i like her, but i also hate her

>>8390619
men and women do it towards me. Just not people I actually like.

>>8390627
how do I get you to like me ;_;

>>8390629
i think i have only 2/3 to 3/4 the hips she has ;~;

>>8390615
i mean it's physically excruciating. but at least it's busy and you learn stuff no one else does

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Repohsta

>>8390627
Hows your morning going? Are your allergies doing any better?

>>8390629
But she doesn't even have a penis.

>>8390599
I probably stay here too much. on the other hand even irl I get reminded of you like yesterday I bought cigarette papers at the gas station and saw a drink called "BOY LAN"

>>8390636
i think i have no hips
like my upper body straight up floats in the air

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please give me attention

>>8390646

>>8390642
that makes me even more jelly :(

>>8390638
same except for "I don't like boys" and "pterodactyl noise"

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>>8390645
Maybe you just need to gain some weight.

>>8390628
Maybe you aren't pretty?

>>8390629
I am only half memeing when I say that elanna is a trans imposter
its easy enough to hang out and learn the community
her being actually trans upsets me with more jealousy than the thought she is a cis girl who entrenched herself here

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>>8390662
this is a picture of myself from last month

>>8390664
What about derpanna upsets you so much?
It can't be the looks.

>>8390646
(You)

>>8390668
Are you in a hospital?

>>8390675
nope.
pyjamas, in my room

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>>8390662
all fat just goes to my belly
i'm pretty heavy already, would be better if i lost some so everything's more even

>>8390664
yeah, i'm more jelly of good looking transgirls because i know that could have been me if [insert unrealistic thing]
also i can't appreciate how i look, even when others compliment me

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>>8390646
(you)

i wish i was in hospital... i was in hospitals a lot as a kid and they still make me feel v comfortable

>>8390669
she is a 5'4" average looking girl
I am a 5'8" manly looking average man with no hips and shoulders twice as wide as hers

>>8390634
Be cis tits

>>8390643
Omg you should have bought some, boylan soda is tasty I stack shelves with it from time to time

>>8390641
My allergies are still flaring but my morning is going good desu
Hbu?

>>8390677
waist train

>>8390684
Im sorry about your allergies :/ I hope they get better soon. My morning is ok, didnt sleep much last night though. Had a friend who was literally in the bathtub about to an hero who i had to talk back from doing that.

i'll probably die in a hospital and that'll be nice

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WTB gf
Will give love and cuddles and headpats

>>8390684
wow. I bet my tits are more cis than hers tbqh
>tfw no chance

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>>8390676
Oh cool. For a moment there I thought you were sick or something.
So just let your hair grow, chubby up a bit and learn about angles and bam, derpanna 2.0. I really don't think it's so hard since she was able to do it.

>>8390677
I am sorry to say this but I don't think that the chubby, disheveled look is for you. I think you would look far better if you got more athletic. Think Allison Stokke or similar.

>>8390683
Isn't she like 5' 10'' or something?
Eyy derpanna how tall are you?

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>>8390691
I really wish I would get some terminal disease and could just be mercy killed :(

>>8390684
ok I'll try it next time I'm there. it kinda sucks that they are the only shop here that has all these imported things like boylan and reeses but no sparklin welch anymore :(

>>8390692
>I bet my tits are more cis than hers tbqh
i-i-i-i-i-i-is that a bet?

>>8390695
unfortunately beb you'll most likely live to a ripe old age :(

>>8390698
No. It's a guarantee.

>>8390694
I love those sport outfits.

>>8390702
ok post em!

>>8390683
Uhh I'm 5'10"

>>8390689
Yikes, are they alright?

>>8390692
I guess that depends on if you're cis, she has some pretty nice bobs

>>8390694
idc too much, thought about going to the gym lately, but i'm not too motivated atm
also i don't think being athletic fits my personality, i should just try to become really skinny or sth

>>8390697
Where u live that Reese is an import?

>>8390705
>blue board

>>8390706
I'm not. But my boobs are cis as fuck. I just wish they were bigger.

>>8390703
unfortunately sports bras make the bit of tits i have totally disappear

>>8390706
>Yikes, are they alright?
I hope so. She seemed like she was doing better after a long talk but i told her to call a suicide hotline this morning. Cant really say more or somene might figure out who it is and thats not fair to her. How is the produce cuck this morning? I think he said you were writing 14/88 or something into a notebook but he might have just been meming me.

Also... d-d-d-d-do you really like my bobs?

friends are taking me makeup shopping on friday how do i get through it w/o dying of shame?

>>8390715
You can still feel them even if they don't show?

>>8390718
what do you mean by that?

>>8390713
>>blue board
imgur exists for a reason its how i posted mine.

>>8390710
in continental europe all these american sweets need to be imported from the uk or america like reeses, kool aid, many candy bars (we only have like mars, snickers, milkyway, bounty and twix)

>>8390722
repost yours first. If I'm going to dethrone the current champion, I need to scout first.

>>8390723
actually mars, milkyway and stuff aren't even the same as in america

>>8390717
just stop caring

>>8390716
Well I hope they're ok ;-;
He's not in until later. Yesterday he like asked me if the 1488 scrawled on a clipboard was put there by me but I don't even know what 1488 means and neither did the other guy there lol. I got to hear about all the hot homoerotic stuff that the produce department gets up to though

Also, yes, I do, but like, why wouldn't I? They're undeniably really nice.

>>8390723
Damn, I didn't think candy bars were such a north american thing but I guess they are. You can't really get Kool aid here anymore either though.

> Setup headless compilation slave computer
> Error: no keyboard plugged in
> -refuses to boot without keyboard-
> plug keyboard
> firmware change detected pls select a unchanged device
> reboot again to access bios and disable stupid secure boot ''''''feature''''''
> computer refuse to boot and show nothing on screen
I fucking hate computers

>>8390724
i dont know if i should... i promised zna i was done posting nudes. add me on discord
Maddie#9761

>>8390726
oh yeah that's when i do when i'm alone

i guess i could do that when i'm with my pals too

thanks anon

I need to kill myself on the 12th
there aren't any options for me and I don't have the strength to watch the last dregs of my youth fade away as a requirement for my happiness drifts away with each year
I failed like always

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>>8390703
Yeah they are pretty good looking.

>>8390709
Do you have what it takes to be thin?

>>8390727
>but I don't even know what 1488 means
14 refers to the 14 words We must protect the existence of our people and a future for white children. 88 refers to the eigth letter of the alphabet twice, HH, or heil hitler.

>They're undeniably really nice.
w-w-w-well maybe one day you can inspect them in person.

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>>8390729
>when she sends lewds to strangers but not to u

>>8390725
what's the difference? do the american versions have more sugar?
>>8390727
I never had cool aid even the online shops have way too high costs or you get like stuff which best before date is in the past already. also no hershey's stuff.

>>8390733
what does it take to be thin ?

>>8390729
that would force me to reveal who I am. I don't feel like doing that.

>>8390731
hey we have the same date planned
though for selfish reasons i hole you find a better solution than suicide

>>8390741
no, they're entirely different
out mars is their milky way and their milky way is called three musketeers and stuff like that

>>8390740
n-n-n-n-n-n-o i wasnt going to send lewds to her also you never asked me for lewds and i would have felt like a pervert showing you. Also you have literally seen the boobs pic before.

i-i-i-i-if you wanted to see more all you had to do was ask. I dont really wanna share with anyone but you desu.

>>8390744
hope

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>>8390742
Will of iron.
DUN-DUN-DUN!!!

>>8390746
wtf if what is mars here is called milky way in the us it doesn't make much sense that it is called milky way there

>>8390751
i already made myself hate food in the past
was a bit stupid though because it made my depression much worse, i'd have to find another way

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>>8390737
I mean, obviously a lot is up in the air right now but I do anticipate that at some point in either July or August I will be returning to Alberta for a bit. Just so happens a pretty close friend also lives in Calgary soo I'm basically guaranteed to be there unless they move him to their Edmonton office.

>>8390748
I mean I also feel like a pervert asking for them soo
I'm mostly teasing I'm not the kind of person that tends to get much from that kind of stuff anyways.

>>8390754
it's kinda stupid

I crave attention rn so. Bad.

>>8390727
>Damn, I didn't think candy bars were such a north american thing but I guess they are. You can't really get Kool aid here anymore either though.
We just have different ones in Europe. Stuff like liquorice and gummy sweets are more popular here too.

>>8390756
>Just so happens a pretty close friend also lives in Calgary soo I'm basically guaranteed to be there unless they move him to their Edmonton office.
h-h-h-h-h-h-oly shit.

>>8390746
oh shit, so a three muskateers is just a milky way? i always wondered what that was

>>8390761
(You)s or real attention?

>>8390761
ok then tell me something about your life

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>come to work
>male zero (0) money

just fuck my shit up

>>8390766
Yous
And
Ppl to tell me im pretty.
And they wsnt me for lewds(and i'll say im not for lewds)

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>>8390755
I would suggest being a rational German. It should come easy to you.

>>8390767
I miss having friends

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ANXEITIYYYYY

>>8390773
Same desu :(

>>8390773
what happened to your friends?

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>>8390763
>still no picture

>>8390772
yeah, idk
i want to go to the gym anyway but idk how it would work with the showers
>>8390774
stop being dumb amy
>>8390765
yes, it's the same as milky way in europe

>>8390780
No you know what id rather u just go on believing yours are better than post them on here again. Elanna has seen them and thats all that matters to me desu senpai.

if i only loved dick as much as i do coffee
shame

>>8390780
Here she is http://i.imgur.com/GQyYcuY.jpg

3 years ago:
Squat - 110kg, 3x5

today:
Squat - 20kg (just the bar), one set of 5

>>8390777
I transitioned

>>8390789
lul no thats not even the right skin tone

>>8390763
Grats, you snagged a former Albertan :3

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Chaser and lurker here. Where's the zeemaps?

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>>8390781
Hugg

I'm just randomly anxious rn

>>8390800
suck dis zeemap

>>8390798
h-h-h-h-oly shit i think im gonna have a panic attack im so nervous now

>>8390795
that's sad maybe try to find some trans friends

>>8390810
I have
Cringe city, yo.
I need to move

>>8390805
>>8390798
Will you two just fuck and be done with it already

>>8390784
how sad. I just wanted to have a friendly competition

>>8390823
You wont post yours you just want to see mine because you are a pervert.

>>8390823
i mean to be fair, it's not as if you were ever going to post yours anyway

>>8390805
Chillll lol it's not for a couple of months
Besides I'm not that scary to meet up with I've done it a couple of times now and it's always gone well

>>8390829
n-n-n-o i dont mean to say you are scary sorry its just, well you know i'v already talked to you before about my anxiety and you are REALLY cute and i like you a lot and i need to take some deep breathes here geez.

>>8390827
im actually really far from being a pervert. It's due to sheer curiosity

>>8390828
I post mine all the time on discord. I don't care tbqh.

>>8390829
>Besides I'm not that scary to meet up with I've done it a couple of times now and it's always gone well
that's not a great sample size, miss scientist

it's like saying "i played russian roulette twice and came out fine, why don't you give it a go?"

>>8390829
>>8390832
is this literally me and nicole a month ago

>>8390472
are u cute

Chara is singing to me in voice chat lol

is she ever

why the fuck sm i so aleepy j haven't eaten yet

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>>8390832
Relax, there's nothing to be worried about here. Like, I don't expect anything out of this, I'm just happy to meet with you regardless of where this thing goes you don't have to feel any sort of anxiety or pressure.

>>8390840
I see no reason to believe it won't go well this time though

>>8390841
But lannü has a job and her own place

>>8390793
>lifting
Why?

>>8390851
Geez stop being so cute and nice anytime now you predatory transbian. Il be ok tho i just needed a few minutes to calm down. Sorry.

>>8390852
how is that relevant
>>8390853
why not

>>8390852
>tfw own place but no job
So close to normiehood

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Why do little kids only want to watch terrible TV shows. This shit is unbearable.

>>8390856
>>8390851
This is the gayest shit. But you two are adorable.

>>8390857
lifting is for men

>>8390864
show them better cartoons and start with avatar uwu

>>8390865
i'll inform the numerous women that lift next time I go to the gym

>>8390870
they're dykes, guaranteed.

>>8390857
The other one is a neet who constantly speaks openly about being lewd.
I cant wait for the aftermath

>>8390866
I don't even know if that's on Netflix.
My parents finally got a subscription and think it's the best thing in the world.

vor jetzt an spreche ich nur in mein furchtbar deutsch

wissen sie das mein freund ist mich frankreichisch lehren? wird wir am mittwoch mein erste klasse haben und auch wird sie dann mein cypro mir geben (ich habe alles mein drogen an ihr haus geliefert)

>>8390599
your facial expressions are as weird and forced as mine, just not creepy

>>8390876
1. Probably not
2. Dykes are still women
3. I'm a dyke so that's great
>>8390877
i was referring more to the actual conversation I tagged.
I'm not going to pretend I know how all this will end honestly.

>>8390877
i agree with your conclusion, elanna deserves better

>Finally able to view my insurance plan
>"Mental Health Services" coverage is "Refer to Vendor"
This means I have to ask all of the gender therapists in my area if my plan works with them, right?

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why do you guys even bother?

>>8390890
>ufufu not #1 on the list
what a joke

>>8390856
Don't be sorry, just like, remember that I don't bite
Again, unless you want it

>>8390864
Literally nothing gay is happening tho ;-;

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>>8390879

>>8390890
I don't
I quit

>>8390890
>all these long gone tripfags

>>8390879
> mrw still understand some german
Nice! But why choose german specifically now? French is hard you'll suffer.

>>8390895
>Again, unless you want it
Omg pls dont think that of course i would love to meet up with you sorry I didnt mean to come across that way.

>>8390887
ich stelle mir auch vor, dass könnte jeder von ihnen du sag ob und wo dein plan wird arbeit irgendwo

>>8390890
>my opinion is better than yours
>>8390895
THE
GAYEST
SHIT

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>>8390449
Do transwomen worry about female aging?

Its a well known fact that women hit the wall at 25 and are unfuckable and unmarryable by 30. Does it affect you at all that you spent the female golden years transitioning?

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>>8390562
I don't know why you think I'm horrible.
Do you want me to hugbox a person?

>>8390907
0/10

>>8390906
It's a well known fact that cornflakes beats everyone here

>>8390907
Bait

>>8390884
Personally, i wouldnt go near anyone that reliant on their parents and that vapidly clueless & opinionated about everyone/everything/the world.

I get lannu is thursty af but goddamn

>>8390907
>tfw by the time I afford FFS ill be 30 and no point trying to be pretty anymore

>>8390910
>>8390912
so you don't? im being genuine

can i be number one
>>8390907
this post. sad!

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>>8390912
I won't deny that she's gorgeous. But it's all opinions.
>>8390916
Beeps, you're highest tier desu.

>>8390915
idk dude older women are hot I don't see the problem

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>>8390907
>there are actually children so naive they actually believe this

>>8390918
aww i wish.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13118532

>>8390930
I really think you are. I've always said this.

>>8390913
I mean I think I've been pretty up front about how I feel about that.

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>>8390887
>>8390905
>Call one provider
>They redirect me to their new appointment scheduling person for insurance questions
>Have to leave a message, "We'll get back to you within one business day"

>Still waiting for another place to email me back, emailed them through a therapist catalogue website, not even certain email went through
aaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.strawpoll.me/13118575

Shrek is a really dumb movie when you think about it

A cis girls chooses to be a ugly hon...

I hate the message of "all people are unique and beautiful"
No they aren't. There are fucking standards.

>>8390569
>captcha in strawpoll
nope

>>8390896
möchst du es besser zu worden, nur musst du mir lehren

>>8390899
frankreich ist einfach. irgendwo sehr einfach zum sprechen. es hab ein musik das deutsch hab nicht. es gibt kein andere weg zum deutsch lernen als es alle zu merken. mein ören kann französisch verstanden sehr besser, und hab ich gesprache auf französisch hattete ohne zu wissen wie. aber waren sie alle kurz and nach hab ich der worten plötzlich vergessen.

ich möchtete zum deutsch lernen weil es gibt etwas deutsche leuten in mein stadt und besonders viele von ihnen in meine high school.

>>8390944
Yeah and standards are really poor here in mtfg

>>8390949
*ohren kek

>>8390943
I said yes to this.
Once I become an endo, I will deny all hrt to any mtf with a male body frame

remember to run today!! you can do it! three miles at least!!

>>8390950
Death to those who support ugly

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>>8390944
>but YA GOTTA HAVE FRENDS-
>STOP SINGING

>>8390967
I agree
Ugly people need to be detained and put to death

>>8390963
But it's so hot outside ;_;

>>8390949
honestly it reads like you put it into google translator. I'm not sure if I can teach you I'm not good at teaching people things.
>>8390944
the only reason this movie exists is because the maker of it was a former disney employee who was thrown out so he made this whole movies motto "Fuck Disney and everything it stands for"

>>8390944
so ziemlich alle movies sind dumm, wenn du darüber denkst und wenn suchst du für ein bedeutung in ihnen. nur sind movies ein unterhaltungsmedium.

>>8390575
i masturbated today and i sort of came one drop of clear fluid. lol

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>>8390963
But I'm a cripple. How do I run?

>>8390984
ja das weiß ich :( - aber nur benutze ich google für einzel worten. kein grammatik

>>8390949
Actually I can't really know, but I guess it's got to be easier if you already know a language as crazy as English. I really wouldnt call it easy tho...
But I guess it's lucky French works well for you, I personnaly caught English easily, while I never could get the hang of German despite having multiple years worth of lessons of it... Tbh I don't learn languages correctly, my French and English work automatically and I could not give the rules I use in a sentence.
Also go talk to those Germans if you're not already, that'd be the best way to practice.

>>8391000
run from your responsibilities instead

>>8390994
Whore

>>8390994
My penis and testicles hurt :(
What have I done to myself

>tfw ur body is trash
https://unsee
.cc/nigetabo/

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>>8391002
yeah but still there many errors like your sentence should have been: "Aber ich benutze Google nur für einzelne Worte, nicht die Grammatik." german grammer rules are hard and confusing especially the many variations of articles while english just uses the.

>>8391012
I find that if i dont fap for a few days mine will have like a burning sensation the next time i do. I wonder if thats just atrophy

Has anyone ever lactated? Is it normal? Why am i lactating?

>>8391013
delicious trash maybe

>>8391016
You trannies extinguished my manhood :(

>>8391017
When I went off cypro+estrogen for a month I started lactating clear fluid it was very disconcerting

Get your prolactin checked desu it's not normal

>>8391012
Yo the cypro aches are awesome
Feel dem testes cry out in pain it's a good feel

>>8391019
Definitely not

>>8391020
>You trannies extinguished my manhood :(
Wait you arent trans too?

>>8391023
what's wrong with it?

>>8391014
:(
>_>
jetzt werde ich nur auf emojis sprechen
=_=

>>8391029
looks like a manbod with gyno

>>8391022
Im not on cypro.. only estro.
Its never more than a pea sized drop though

>>8391013
you are a qt

>>8391022
I murdered them

They used to be big boys during my nightly jerk off sessions as a teen...I felt them swell and they helped drug the dysphoria away... if only I didn't fap I could have had a male puberty that cured me

>>8391025
I'm just not proud of what I've done

>>8391038
:( :|

T_T

>>8391038
>I'm just not proud of what I've done
Why not? also im kinda jelly, i wanna get on cypro so mine shrinks a bit. its too fucking big :/

>>8391014
why don't they just make german easier

i mean, i heard that the genitive case is slowly dying, but if you could speed up the simplification progress, that'd be ace

>>8391044
It might be resurgent manhood now my body is being pushed against the wall

>>8391037
But you don't even know me

>>8391030
replace "auf" with "durch" because emojis aren't a language.

>>8391050
ok then I only can say you have a qt body

>>8391036
Are you on spiro? It can fuck up your prolactin and you should get it monitored, it's not normal.

>>8391038
You know that chronic masturbating is common in trannies and it doesn't actually help or hinder right?

>>8391043
Arg idee. Vielleicht können sie fortsetzen zu deutsch sprechen bitte?

>>8391056
It looks like a manbod with gyno

>>8391059
It was because as a teen it was used as a method for distracting me from dysphoric thoughts

Like so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZpjKJqGV1o

>>8391062
tu fais honte a tes ancetres quand tu parles allemand

>>8391062
Lol thinking about it I probably borked half that, I dont germanish good.

>>8391066
I still like your pic tho

>tfw not dying by the sword right now

>>8391071
Je sais. That's why I'm learning russian now :^)

how much do pills by themselves help with dysphoria?

>>8391076
Thanks I guess

>>8391083
>That's why I'm learning russian now :^)
why would you want to speak to russian people though?

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>>8391079
>tfw now living by the sword right now

>>8391084
they don't lol
if anything, they make you more emotional

imagine if you let an 19 year old boy go through the same emotional changes as a teenage girl going through puberty

also afaik taking cypro causes depression at least in the first few months

be careful of what you're about to do, anon
have fun

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>>8391090
>*not
fuck

i want to write music but im so uninspired

>>8391087
I want to download stalker mods ans usually i can't fond thé download link :(

>>8391087
i want to learn russian too
russian memes are cool

>>8391102
same
how much music theory do you know?

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>>8391102
write a song about how uninspired you feel

i think bob ricci did that once

>>8391102
listen to some music you like

>>8391102
Let's make a band

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>>8391070
Had to

>>8391112
two semesters college level, 10+ years playing experience
>>8391113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehs4k5EDUJE
>>8391115
i dont like music
>>8391116
ok!

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>>8391106
>I want to download stalker mods ans usually i can't fond thé download link :(
i've had the same problem before i wanted to download some fallout mods, but the site was all in russian and i couldn't find the download button

okay, maybe there's ONE good reason to learn russian

>>8391107
they're nothing to write home about, from what i've seen

>>8391127
What kind of band are we? And what should I play?

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>>8391130
just get some russians friends who translate stuff for you

>>8391013
>>tfw ur body is trash
>https://unsee
>.cc/nigetabo/
Repost please

>>8391143
https://unsee
.cc/tedirupo/

>>8391146
Why no face, anon? Are you a trip that doesn't want to get spotted?

>>8391148
Might be

>>8391146
i can't tell what your body is like beside your boobs being cute

>>8391148
it's not me this time

>>8391151

>>8391158
Pretty fucking cute

>>8391158
Please detrans

>>8391158
your shoulders are a bit wide ofc but otherwise not bad

>Emma and Grace offline
>nobody to orbit

is relaxin anon here

>>8391161
No
>>8391162
Why?

>>8391166
>bit wide
Those are linebacker shoulders

>>8391154
I know, I'd recognise your body.

>tfw u feel better just getting to talk to her on her lunch break

>>8391170
Shut your stupid fucking face.
Das a qute girlbod

>>8391167
if you ever stop hrt for a couple of weeks that feeling will get way worse desu

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>>8391167
OMG same

>>8391158
is it lizzy?

whoever it is, you're looking cute

>>8391170
Your body is bad

>>8390463
link pls

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>>8391166
15 inches is wide? Fuck
>>8391172
>>8391182
Thanks Dad. I never did make the football team.
>>8391176
Not really
>>8391181
Probably is
Not really
>>8391182

>>8391176
>girlbod
Hons hugboxing hons :(

>>8391188
>broad shoulders
>no waist
>narrow hips
It's really bad

elanna i just want hips please help me

>>8391188
>15 inches is wide? Fuck
depending on your hips and height 15 inch can be pretty wide
could be much worse though

>>8391190
>>8391188
>anime and malnourished neet women with daddy issues as body standards.
Im not telling anyone to agree with me.
I think anon has a really cute body

>>8391195
You act like you're telling me news.

>>8391199
Not malnourished honny

>>8391199
2nd for qt

>>8391207
Whom?

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I swear I looked way better a year ago when I actually ate food.

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Why does the fashion industry like to have women who like men promote their clothing lines?

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>have to wear black pantyhose with an all black uniform in 80° temperature while walking for an hour

someone plz kill me i want off this ride :(

>>8391226
because androgyny is attractive

>>8391188
>Probably is
i thought i recognised you

you're looking pretty good though, i think you're just being meanposted a bit

>>8391230
How is it attractive?
If I want a someone to promote my female clothing line, I want someone who looks like a girl not something in between

>>8391231
I'm that trip that pretty much everyone knows but nobody talks to/about
I'm used to mean posting.