/mtfg/ transgirl general

Sass thread

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>>8383847
Is it so hard to believe that I can form an attachment to people that I talk to off board? I'm literally living with a friend that I met here and whom I dated for a period

I've been here for about 2 years although have been on and off trans imageboards since 2009

>>8383873
Just the impression I got, plus you're prone to these sorts of jokes so I assumed.

You're all gonna make it

Will I get killed if I try to escort with 0 sex experience and wrong genitals?

tfw u got two sugar daddies w/speedboats and they race the speedboats and the winner gives u more money

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>tfw hanging around my stepsister is like hanging around a 12 year old
She's nice but goodness I don't think she's emotionally matured since middle school
I'd rather just stay in my room and listen to my music

>>8383873
youre in van right lanna?
any tips for someone moving there soon?

>>8383891
it would be seriously suboptimal...you really don't want to do it.

>>8383899
I'm in vic
>>8383880
Believe the memes

>>8383911
should of guessed you'd move from a second rate city to a second rate city :p
thanks anyway <3

>>8383852
Most of the threads I see on the board are just bait or sadposting though.
And even then, a lot of the threads with semi-interesting OPs will still devolve into Blanchardian circle-jerking.

Also I just checked, and the first 4 non-general threads on /lgbt/ were:

>Reasons you're glad you're not the opposite gender

>What do you think about 'incest sexual' saying that it's a part of LGBT?

>Should cis females with autogynephilia be forced to do ftm transition?

>new <3
>im pan and new here

Really, this board should be called "queer general threads and Blanchardian shitposting"

I just want someone to create a life for and take care of and cuddle and share with

>>8383927
you know, I have managed to adeptly avoid blanchard shitposting that I don't even know what it is
what is it?

>>8383919
Vancouver just wishes it could be victoria tbqhhh

>>8383911
>Believe the memes
You're starting to scare me.

>>8383927
Well I can confidently say that I have never sadposted ever, not once, nop nop nop.

>>8383900
I need money though, to get pretty and to get genitals.

>>8383897
What does she do that you find so immature

>>8383927
>And even then, a lot of the threads with semi-interesting OPs will still devolve into Blanchardian circle-jerking.
abloo bloo, poor wittle blanchard denier has to stay in the general if she doesn't want to hear about reality.

>>8383931
so you want a boyfriend and to get married to him and be a mommy?

>>8383944
play the job game aggressively. Apply for better jobs.

>>8383919
Victoria STRONK
Fuck you

>>8383957
I can't even land a fucking burger job. I got no experience and I'm too old for entry-level

>>8383894
give me one

>>8383954
Men would have to be men, id only protect a girl
>>8383967
Iktf

But With experience

>when you tell her that you like her and she pretends like she was even considering it just to be nice
I didnt even deserve that.

>>8383934
According to a man named Ray Blanchard, all trans women are one of:

>hsts (homosexual transsexual)
basically like a gay man that was so turbo-gay he was more comfortable living as a woman

>agp (autogynephile)
gets off to the idea of being a woman and transitions because of that
If you have even the slightest attraction to women then you're agp, and any attraction to men you might have isn't "real" attraction, and you just want to be with men because you get off to how womanly they make you feel.

For some reason the neo-Blanchardians on this board have twisted the definitions so that hsts can still have some attraction to women

Also, I can't find it right now but there's a quote by Blanchard himself that said he doesn't think ftms are a real/legit thing, but he mentions aap somewhere in his work anyway because he thought if he didn't then people would complain that his system excluded women (i.e., trans men)

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>>8383973
>Men would have to be men, id only protect a girl
the man would protect you and put a baby inside of you and then you could protect the baby :)

>>8383967
call centers?

>go to sleep
>like 50 emails from mom about whether or not i got killed in the attack on london bridge
>all sent after 11:30 PM, increasingly hysterical because i don't respond
does my mother understand the concept of "timezones" and "people are more likely to sleep than get killed by terrorists"

she even got like this after manchester. i've never left london.

>>8383969
goddammit no

>>8383990
Timezones are a myth.

>>8383987
>If you have even the slightest attraction to women then you're agp

So cis lesbians get off to themselves?

>>8383978
but I don't feel like either of those
and how would a regular guy know about tranny brains?
why is this shitposted so much?

>>8383894
Cool story bro

>>8383992
please why do you need 2

are we still doing those gf things?

>>8383996
>and how would a regular guy know about tranny brains?
By studying them? I don't know anything about Blanchard and I'm not defending him, but you should discredit his ideas because they're wrong not because he's a "regular guy".

>>8383973
>Men would have to be men, id only protect a girl
but that's sexist!?

>>8383999
because 2 speedboats are better than 1

>>8383994
she also contacts my ex whenever i fail to respond despite telling her we don't really talk anymore, partly because she keeps emailing her whenever she decides that my failure to respond to emails 30 minutes after they're sent means i was butchered by the IRA or whatever

>tfw gf
>tfw love her more than anything but want a bf to take care of me and make me feel safe
why am I like this
is this agp
it's not like a sex thing
I just want a guy to hold me

>>8383994
Happiness is a myth

>>8383999
>believing Anna's autistic stories

>>8384016
>is this agp
its OGP

>>8384003
>you should discredit his ideas because they're wrong
they aren't tho

>>8384014
Wew.

>>8384006
Preference
>>8383983
Thanks for the good cry

>>8383990
hey Nicole do actual Chileans know about Day of the youth combatant or is it like meme propaganda for north americans

>>8384016
you have daddy issues but you're in love with a girl so it's tough

>>8384022
an open government partnership?

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>>8384014
>mudslimes going on murdering sprees or entire buildings being blown up is so common in England everyone is used to it and it's an unremarkable everyday sort of occurrence

>>8384023
>missing the point this hard

>>8384031
Olive Gynophilia

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>>8384029
>daddy issues
nah
I hate that guy

oh

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>>8384001
h-heya bexe its makayla ^^;

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>>8384026
>Thanks for the good cry
its the future you can have you just gotta stop playing pretend that you are "a straight alpha male who fucks chicks"
havent you repressed enough?

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>craving sugar
>no money for candy or soda anymore
>realize you have a whole bag of it
>just eating sugar out of a bulk bag just with a fucking spoon
what has my life come to

>>8383947
>whines when things don't go her way
>has to be the center of every conversation
>acts like everyone has to bend to her will

>>8384036
yeah you need a strong male figure to love you in your life but don't have one :(

>>8383987
Their locations don't work with commission salary. I can't afford to move out without a static pay

>>8383995
No, because even though everything a trans women does can be explained by her being one of those types, the types have absolutely no application to cis people, because apparently our brains work in a completely different way from any cis person's.

>>8383996
>but I don't feel like either of those
Don't worry, it's a load of horse shit anyway

>and how would a regular guy know about tranny brains?
by interviewing trans women and trying to make generalizations, I assume

>why is this shitposted so much?
I'm guessing because we don't completely understand yet what causes people to be trans, and to some people having a bad but all-encompassing explanation is better than being unsure.
And because people like to classify/label other people, I guess.

>>8384027
nah it's a real thing
>>8384032
i think its become a lot more frequent than it used to be because isil is falling apart so all of the radicalised 20 something year olds who would've traveled east to fight with them are stuck in the west and are being told by isil to attack here

>>8384032
I fucking know, I have so much hate for these retards with their open border shit. They never fucking learn.

>>8384035
>Olive Gynophillia
it's terminal

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at least I got to know this feeling for a while before it was ripped away from me

>>8384052
Come to the U.S. and let's resolve that issue with your pops, yeah?

i went to a women's bathroom for the first time today. it seems a bit silly to have that as a big accomplishment, but i feel a little proud of myself.

everything went fine, people barely looked at me, no one said anything. makes me feel dumb for worrying so much

>>8384039
why not make candy?
do you have a cooking thermometer?

>>8384064
you probably should feel dumb for worrying so much

>>8384066
no, I don't :(

I'm interested in it though - how expensive are they?

>>8384064
It's nice to hear this kind of thing.

I was out with another trans friend and she had to go to the bathroom. She asked and I admitted I never used the women's. When she offered for me to come in with her I insisted I "didn't have to go". I did have to go. I held it in until I got home. She's incredibly perceptive and could probably tell.

It was like 3 am at a Wal-Mart too. There would have been no one else but us within hundreds of feet. I'm really stupid.

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>>8384060
but he's back here in australia now

unless you mean you wanna be my new pops

>>8384016
>is this agp
yes.

>>8384079
>but he's back here in australia now
Oh shit. How's that going?
>unless you mean you wanna be my new pops
But you're older than me.

>>8384050
you know like a month ago the fbi or cia or something found an american right wing nationalist group who were building like a fucking nuclear bomb. it's a really weird and kinda funny story but I'm just talking about it because it shows not all terrorism is """foreigners""" even if yes there are a lot of islamist attacks in UK recently

>>8384074
fairly cheap about $5-10

>>8384037
hey you should have come to toronto that one time, you were missed

>>8384101
oh, ok. How would I make the candy?

>>8384103
i-i so fucking wanted to omg...
i tried really hard too, its just my mother wouldn't let me go for some stupid reason ; - ;

>>8384078
iktf.

i only decided to go for it today because it was my first time with kind of noticeable makeup and a bra + clothes that didn't hide my boobs. going to the man's bathroom would've been a lot weirder.

good luck anon

>>8384095
islamic terrorism is not the most common form of terrorism.

it Is the most common form or Religiously motivated terrorism.

most terrorism comes from various militia groups around the world, such as FARC.

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I made one too

I thought the other ones were cute

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>>8384095
link to this fake news story

>>8384095
Of course not all terrorism is foreign, but ya know immigration is supposed to be a process, involving vetting, work visas and the like, but people are literally getting arrested for peacefully trying to stop illegal migrant boats. The fucking irony in that is ridiculous.

>>8384114
*holds u*

>>8384114
gf's like that dont exist

>>8384109
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_making#Sugar_stages
depends on what candy you want to make
fudge is best candy tho

>>8384114
I'll hang out with you and your dog

>>8384114
Oh you poor thing.

>>8384119
but thats her, she is that gf

>>8384114
Gloomy?

>>8384126
nope doesnt exist never seen one.

My LGBT Discord https://discord.gg/S5yn5r

>>8384120
You mean sour ones that make top top of your mouth peel?

Customers are work are really eyeing me lately. Some non-regulars give me one of those genuine smiles for just making eye contact. Most of my regulars do that stupid male nod thing (that I refuse to do back nowadays). Some people just stare.
A dad told his daughter to "wait until she's done putting the donuts in the case" and then she saw me a moment later away from the case and said "she's done!". Made my heart fucking soar.

When I'm not wearing my chef smock and just in the t shirt and slim fit khakis I get more stares.
BMI is 19, I have a noticably narrow waist, more than bitch tits, a narrow upper torso and long hair in a pony tail.
This beefy dude was staring me down. It was funny, I doubt I passed at that moment but all that together probably made me seem super obviously trans.

Particularly when I'm down to those and taking the trash out in the wind. I used to wear my hoodie but now it's too warm. Men seem to linger at the door a long ass time to open the door for me and just look at me *different* than they used to.

One of my co-workers calls me "sir" as often as he can. Another brought up she used to work at a sex toy shop for 10 years and had people of all walks of life "even crossdressers and transgender people".

I'm kind of enjoying it but it's also terrifying.

>>8384116
almost every salafist terrorist attack in the UK has been by 2nd generation immigrants holding british citizenship. 1st gen immigrants are usually the least problematic group because we see how much better living here is compared to back home. the issue in the UK is a compound one of the typical social alienation of 2nd gen immigrants (present across every new immigrant group) + the fact that saudi-funded extremist preachers are just kind of allowed to continue speaking.

idk, i'm all for multiculturalism but i've never thought extremist religious sects should be allowed to exist just for the sake of "free speech". i'd probably have the state intervene in groups such as jehova's witnesses as well.

>>8384118
<3
>>8384119
i exist sometimes
>>8384124
ok! he is really shy at first but if you pet him enough he will never forget you
>>8384125
>>8384127
it's been a long week

>>8384091
I'm going to my hometown this wednesday and I'm probably gonna meet up with him next week sometime.
I dunno. He just hasn't really made any effort to be a part of my life so I'm kinda tired of always being the one to reach out. Also he's a huge idiot. Like a literal fool. can't really talk with him for more than 10 minutes without him bringing up how terrible brown people are.
>but you're older than me
I identify as a 15 year old indonesian demigender called britknee spearmint

>>8384140
>i exist sometimes
where do you exist sometimes?

>>8384140
What kind of doggo?

>>8384140
Wait is that actually you gloomy?

>>8384140
>it's been a long week
There there anon. Things will get better.
>>8384142
Tbh I'm always afraid of being the idiot guy that no one can hold a conversation with. Do you even want him to be in your life?
And I'm sorry Liv, but I can't be involved with an Aussie. You're all criminals essentially.

>>8384146
the long lost wilderness of western canada
>>8384147
a very good doggo! hes a rottweiler/shepherd mix so he looks pretty tough but he's a big tubby goofball that's afraid of his own shadow...

>>8384115
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article151953257.html
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/fbi-busts-atomwaffen-neo-nazi-in-florida-for-making-explosives-and-finds-radioactive-materials/
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/27/extremism-terrorism-far-right-neo-nazi-devon-arthurs

basically a guy who was a neo nazi converted to islam and killed his neo nazi friends because they hated islam. its very strange but good fbi were able to stop them i guess
>>8384116
if they need to leave their country so badly that they are willing to do the extremely dangerous boat thing where 1000s and 1000s of people have died they should be let in imo. i don't mean like let in unconditionally but let them in then monitor and do checks and deport them if needed. im not in europe tho so my opinion is not really worth anything

>>8384120
holy shit I'm so fucking making fudge

>>8384150
oh, i thought you were asking if i was gloomy as in dreary not gloomy as in a name, sorry

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>>8384155
what province

>>8384151
b-but muh greek heritage
none of my ancestors were convicts

>>8384167
But do you smell like olives?

olive is a criminal

she stole my heart............

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>>8384120
NO WAIT I"M MAKING CARAMELIZED ALMONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8384156
>glorious islamist stops an EVIL WHITE NAZI FROM MAKING A NUCLEAR BOMB!
really makes me thing

>>8384166
Alberta, but I dream about moving to BC when I have money one day

>>8384162
>>8384171
why not both? :3
make some cashew praline too

>when you tell lanna you like her
>she tells you she likes you back
>you spent hours not knowing how to tell eachother
Feels bad

>>8384138
Yeah I'm for multiculturalism as well, but also Nationalism (not white nationalism, I hate it that people automatically assume nationalism means you only want whites)
By nationalism I mean if you immigrate to a country that means you want to be a part of that country, a citizen. You want to be proud to live there and make it your home. You need to assimilate to a basic degree, not to say you can't keep your culture and religion, but you can't impose shit on the populous, like the recent French Muslims blocking a street by praying on it.

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>>8384175
BC is nice, I don't know how you can live without the ocean nearby.

You'll make it family

>>8384173
sorry that it doesnt fit your narrative i guess
>>8384175
hey we live in the same shithole. i would like to move to bc too but i only work shitty jobs and don't have any skills so idk

>>8384169
you must have let it laying around.

>tfw no qt ace girls in Texas

>>8384186
>I don't know how you can live without the ocean nearby.
I would die without the ocean, or at least be really depressed. I love the sea.

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>>8384182
do u have any idea how nervewracking it is having someone who you like putting the pressure on trying to find out who it is you like?

>>8384138
What's wrong with Jehova's Witnesses?

>>8384182
r u going to have super gay erp sessions on here now. if she comes to visit you or something can i come see her too please

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>>8384187
>sorry that it doesnt fit your narrative i guess
sorry that you bought their narrative I guess

>>8384194
Geez you could have just told me you liked me and it would have saved us a lot of trouble. Also dont tell anyone who i am so they will have to keep guessing. It will be funny.

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>>8384190
>Willows during the warm summer nights
Max comfy, would an hero without it

>>8384189
I'm ace, but I live in not Texas

>>8384197
I've seen the fucking enormous damage they do to people on a family level. they're essentially a scientology-tier cult based on christianity.

it even has enforced rules that if a member of your family leaves the cult you're not permitted to speak to them.

>>8384204
are you birdy?
is elanna going to finally get to feminise birdy?

>>8384194
>>8384204
did elanna finally get a gf

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>>8384180
what's that?

>>8384194
>omgggg who do you have a crush on????
what is this, a middle school slumber party?

>>8384211
Stopping groups that tell people not to talk to their families (something that's perfectly legal and acceptable anyway) is very different from stopping groups that tell people to commit terrorism.

>>8384213
Maybe im a boy, maybe im a girl. Maybe im a tripfag, maybe im her coworker.

>>8384214
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MIDDLE SCHOOL SLUMBER PARTIES

>>8384214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praline
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/almond-praline/63149f02-de5a-4a88-8319-da520fe65e73

>>8384206
I <3 Willows, but Arbutus Cove is my favorite.
Those stairs are terrible after a night of getting fucked up though :(

>>8384219
>>8384204
can i just say who i think you are im pretty sure i know

>>8384216
And? Religious extremism simply has no right to exist in the modern world. Jehova's Witnesses might not be mobilising young men into killing people, but it's still a fucked up sect that engenders abuse and brainwashing and harbours sexual abusers. The historical communist approach to religion is, and should be, the guideline to follow.

>>8384223
Go ahead and guess.

>>8384226
maddie

>>8384207
Please move to Texas

>>8384227
Whos maddie?

>>8384230
did i just play myself

im gonna sudoku i guess

>>8384229
Please don't Texas is awful

tfw no one to give you big cums

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>right before starting hrt have a desperate drive to get everything done to start it
>drive to informed consent place, talk to doctor, pick up hormones without caring what people think
>month 2
>extremely embarrassed picking up hormones
>missed appointment with endo, didn't even think of it
>not sure I even want to reschedule and continue down this path because it's so hard and I haven't even really begun
wat do

>>8384222
>Arbutus
Here's the official Co-Worker tier list of in-city beaches

ELDER GOD TIER
>McNeil
>Gonzalez
>The tiny sheltered beach by the Oak Bay Golf Course

HIGH TIER
>Willows

Shit tier
>Rest

>>8384229
>>8384237
idk. If I go to US I will have to pay for my HRT :/

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>>8384220
nothing, I'm just bullying for fun :3

>>8384221
pinned
I'm so fucking making that tomorrow. Tbh, I prefer almonds

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>>8384038
will their ever be a day where i dont get sad about not being able to be a mom (hint its never ill always be sad)
>>8384016
iktf when u got a gf but all you want is a big strong daddy :c bad feel bad feel terrible feel glad i got a big strong bf now :DDD

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stop being a little

>>8384245
cashews are my favorite nut

>>8384250
no varg
you used to be cute but then you let prison meth ruin your handsome white looks

>>8384247
how did your gf take it?

>>8384256
tbqh i think he just got old

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>>8384250
cant stop me im too small to not be a little and my even if i didnt want to be alittle anymore my bf is too strong and powerfull and tall so he would just force me to be little agisnt my will

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>>8384256
oh my god almonds are the best though. You're just objectively wrong.

>>8384242
Arbutus is nice for parties because it's secluded and you can have fires and be almost as crazy as you like without getting shut down. As just a beach, it's admittedly not so great.

>>8384250
make me

>>8384262
no

>>8384265
I like almonds too, its just cashews are my weakness
I cant buy a bag of cashews because they go in one sitting

>>8384262
>my bf is too strong and powerfull and tall so he would just force me to be little agisnt my will
I can tell you like the thought you little qt.

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>>8384269
that's how I feel about almonds.

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>>8384257
i got a bf after we broke up
>>8384268
theirs literally nothing you can do ive already been in little space the whole day, AND wearing my diap

>>8384277
how good is eating nuts tho
sticking them in your mouth and just savoring the flavor

>>8384278
did you break up because you transitioned or because you wanted a bf?

>You get to go to bed knowing lanna likes you
Today was a good day.

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>>8384136
>One of my co-workers calls me "sir" as often as he can.
that happened at my previous job and i ended up crying in the prep kitchen h-hehe

>>8384111
maybe sometime in the summer? it was spooky meeting natalie but now meeting people off mtfg won't be as spooky

>>8384284
literally amazing. The texture is just perfect :3

apparently there was an attack in london i hope nims ok

>>8384297
omg I forgot :(
I hope she is too

>>8384288
>Going to bed opposite of that
Feels kind of bad but I'm really happy for you!

>>8384284
Lewd

>>8384288
please confirm or deny r u maddie or no

>>8384168
nah I've been smelling like jasmine recently because of a hair treatment I've been doing
I smelled really strongly of garlic when i was 17 because I went through a stage of eating raw garlic cloves
then I when I was 18 I smelled like cinnamon because I used cinnamon oil as perfume
other than that I don't think I've really ever smelled like anything
>>8384169
you set me up

YOU SET ME UP

>>8384305
Yes. How did you know?

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>tfw u suck at talking to girls that you like about the fact that u like them
owell lol

>>8384306
>nah I've been smelling like jasmine recently because of a hair treatment I've been doing
Do you think a family in Belgium would name their daughter Jasmine or is that a tranny name?
>I smelled really strongly of garlic when i was 17 because I went through a stage of eating raw garlic cloves
lol wtf I love garlic but raw??
>then I when I was 18 I smelled like cinnamon because I used cinnamon oil as perfume
Cinnamon is pretty good
Well if you don't smell like olives we're good cause that stuff makes me want to vomit.

>>8384308
thats because you like boys doofus

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>>8384287
i had wanted a bf for a long time but i felt to worthless and thought no one else would love me. she was a meany and eventually i saw her being a slut behind my back so i ended it

>>8384308
Don't give up, keep trying!

>>8384315
Is that why she likes my pecs so much ? I KNEW IT.

>>8384308
elanna thats a learned skill, also, it's normal

like me and sertii were super evidently crushing on each other for well over a month and neither of us would take the first step until we ended in a discord channel together with an old friend of mine who just decided to start yelling about when we were going to fuck, basically.

>>8384307
different stuff. like i said before im pretty much just a loser so i spend too much time on mtfg

>>8384308
u probably sucked the first time you tried to ride a bike too, but with a little time and effort and practice you were able to do it.
same thing applies to talking to girls.
you have to work at it at first but it gets easier.

>>8384321
What gave me away. Also which maddie do you think i am?

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>>8384308
is it even possible to talk to any girl (me never socalize with girls ever so i egt anxiety)

>>8384312
I was convinced that eating raw garlic would make me really healthy and make it so that I never got sick
ended up having to go off it for a year because it upset my tummy really bad lmao

>that stuff makes me want to vomit
you don't like olives at all?
Not even on pizza?
in puttanesca?
r u crazy???

date me

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>>8384315
Then why is she so easily able to give me butterflies???

Fuck it I need to go to bed gn

>>8384240
Reschedule the appointment and apologize.

>>8384335
lol gay

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>>8384320
attaching accurate pic

>>8384332
My grandma was convinced raw garlic was a cure-all, so whenever I'd get the slightest bit sick, she'd force feed me raw garlic and weird herbal teas. As far as I could tell, it didn't help and just made me sick and smelly.

>>8384335
thats pretty gay tho

>>8384342
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE KEPT LIKE... CRYPTO-FLIRTING???? WITH EACH OTHER.

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>>8384136
>A dad told his daughter to "wait until she's done putting the donuts in the case" and then she saw me a moment later away from the case and said "she's done!".
ahhhhhh that's so cute <3

I'm so happy to hear everything's going well from others with work, it gives me hope that it might end ok for me.

>>8384326
isnt there only one maddie posting here rn like pizzaslut maddie doesn't come here anymore

and u 2 have been flirting all week so i already thought it was you then i looked in archive to see if you call her lanna then i pretty much knew it was you. other stuff too but i dont remember. hmm this seems creepy now sorry

>>8384342
Literally us for hours before i hung my head upside down off the bed and after the headrush just went for it

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>>8384294
u-uhm yea i'd love to~!
>tfw nat hates you now
; - ;

>>8384332
You didn't answer my question.
>you don't like olives at all?
After a bad experience with a muffuletta in NOLA I can't stand olives. I never liked them much before. I do really enjoy black olives and olive oil, but otherwise? Nah I'll take summa dat classical thought from the Greeks. Miss me with that olive shit.

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>>8384335
is she a fellow fairy princess ^w^ (just a common spell castable by all fairy spellcasters
dont fall for their tricks to lead you off the straight path

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5 days to go.

I don't like this rollercoaster.

I keep getting this weird feeling this life is just a bad dream and I really want to wake up.

>>8384334
i want to date guys but if we lived close i would want to be friends with you

>>8384349
>and u 2 have been flirting all week
What? i barely post on mtfg anymore geez. Either you have amazing deduction skills or im just retarded.

>>8384347
P S B I
S
B
I

>>8384349
probably a different one, pizzaslut would've started attacking me by now if it was her

>>8384366I
what

>>8384347
>subtle implications that we like the exact same things and fit perfectly together and all the things our imaginary future partner would have just so happen to be the things we have

really made me think

>>8384350
its cute but also frustrating
at least when you're a girl you're not 100% obligated to make the first move, you only have to if yyou feel confident

>>8384354
>is jasmine a tranny name
uhhh fucken I dunno
doesn't sound particularly belgian imo
>Miss me with that olive shit
rood

>>8384370
Please be in london>>8384373
>at least when you're a girl you're not 100% obligated to make the first move,
Usually when people like me they make the first move. Havent had to in a very long time.

Its not like we are gonna date or anything tho she just thinks shes a dyke.

>>8384365
you seemed pretty orbity here with her

>>8384136
>that stupid male nod thing
That's a habit that I haven't been able to break; it's too automatic. I need some other action to perform on seeing someone to displace it, I think; maybe I can get myself to just smile?

>>8384376
Right! That was my thought. What Belgian couple would name their daughter Jasmine? It just doesn't add up.
Also do you legit eat green olives on pizza?

>>8384381
Our discord conversations are pretty different desu. but
>tfw u orbit her long enough she likes you

>>8384365
well maybe not like this week but you were flirting a lot before. i guess im pretty good at figuring out who someone is when they are trying to hide as Anon i could do it with other people too but most of them i care about don't post here anymore. also it makes me feel like a creep and i don't want to make people uncomfortable so i usually try not to mention it idk. also ur not retarded. i do wonder if you or elanna could figure out who i am though. you probably have a better chance

>>8384360
What happens in five days?

>>8384136
>>8384382
what nod thing? it's male only?!

>>8384382
I do the downward Japanese nod thing, but without putting my hands together.

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>>8384312
>is that a tranny name?
there aren't really any "tranny names", just names that are weird for transgirls to have because they're overly flashy.

>>8384389
Do i know you on discord?

>>8384398
yeah

>>8384384
kalamata and gaeta both go really well on pizza/in pastas, green olives are better for stuffing with feta or chili

>>8384401
Birdy, Arkosh, Fish, Havoc. Unless you arent a dude

>>8384404
>kalamata and gaeta
We're going to pretend I know what those are and say I respectfully disagree.

>>8384405
no none of those are me im not a dude lol

>>8384404
good taste i approve

>>8384396
Thank you for the explanation, anon. You are my greatest ally.

>>8384408
both darker types of olives
""""black"'"" olives

>>8384409
Ok next question: Do we dm ever.

>>8384392
Apparently? I've never seen a girl do it, at least.

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>>8384294
>pineapple on pizza
Stop right there, criminal scum

>>8384416
2 weeks ago

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>>8384413
>You are my greatest ally.
I don't understand. Is that you plural, or are you talking to me directly? And if the latter, why??

>>8384414
Hey sick I didn't even know there were other types of olives. Is this standard Greek education or what?

>>8384373
I wasn't even doing that deliberately though... I guess you just happened to fit very well into what I look for in people...

SOMEONE POST THE DYKE NOD

>>8384392
Males communicate nonverbally pretty often and nodding to each other is one of the ways they do it. Usually to acknowledge each others' presence and show respect.

Females tend to communicate verbally as often as possible so they'll just talk instead.

>>8384428
I mean same but after a while it just got too obvious that we fit together yet neither of us actually made a move till your friend got us on discord together

>>8384429
i'll give you a fucking dyke nod nerd

>>8384426
there's green olives
my dad used to like them a lot and have them with his "daddy juice" all the time, which I'm guessing was a martini

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>Insurance does literally nothing
When will the "mental health isn't real health" meme end

>>8384436
uhhh no im doing that

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>>8384441
get better insurance

>>8384424
I was speaking to you directly. You are my greatest ally because you helped me out.
>>8384439
>there's green olives
Sorry, I misspoke. I meant that I did not understand there were other olives besides simply green and black.

>>8384441
Aren't they legally required to cover mental health by the ACA?

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>feel dead inside
>yet still somehow manage to feel upset at the same time
god damn it all

>>8384426
>is this standard greek education or what?
I mean having a very greek grandmother helped but seriously just go to a deli or market or something and look for any old ladies with moustaches and say "I'd like to see THe Olives, please." and she'll show you every olive.
>>8384411
I WANNA COME EAT GOOD FOODS WITH YOU
>>8384439
>"daddy juice", which I'm guessing was a martini
anon I think there's something you should know about your father

>>8384441
>decide you want tits
>therefore someone else should pay for it

>>8384450
idk if that is in effect yet but yeah i think i heard that

>>8384449
>because you helped me out
o.o are you dronk?

>besides green and black
ohhhhh ok
yeah, I didn't know either desu
apparently there's purple too??

>>8384452
I know both of my parents are alcoholics, you don't have to tell me.

>>8384454
>>decide you want tits
>implying anyone decides to have gender dysphoria
nice try

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>>8384421
I want to buy Cindy all of Yui's clothes

>>8384465
buy me them instead

I just made a discord account, is it anon apart from your user name, like people can't see my email or anything?

>>8384470
correct

>>8384470
Just your username which can be changed at any time, your email is kept hidden

>>8384458
not what I was implying ;^)

>>8384460
>implying transition isn't a choice
poor attempt.

>>8384452
>shopping in rural, southern United States
Get out of here with your urban privilege.
>>8384458
>o.o are you dronk?
No my friend I haven't been drunk since around February I think. You answered my question in a polite manner. Originally, I thought I might give a snappy reply because you misunderstood me but I'm trying this whole "being nice" thing out, yknow?
>apparently there's purple too??
Yeah desu anytime I try to enter a new field or hobby or whatever I'm reminded of how little I actually know. Kind of jarring, yeah?
>>8384460
It is, however, a choice to seek HRT. Not that I think people shouldn't be given treatment because it seems to be about as necessary as treatment for any other mental illness but ya.
>>8384479
>not what I was implying ;^)
Olive pls don't make lewd passes at my new friend.

>>8384476
>>8384478
ok thank you :)

I was under the impression that it was a lite website like 4chan, but there heaps of options and shit and wanted to be sure.

>>8384469
are you a qt brunette girl who looks like yui?

>>8384480
Seeking treatment for depression or any other mental illness is also a choice by that logic.

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>>8384479
tfw you realize the stuff your daddy bf is putting in your sippy cup isnt just apple juice

>>8384485
well I can try
I've got the hair color down
kind of
it's a little bright

>>8384480
>option a: repress until suicide, might not last very long. Feel like complete shit during what littl life you have
>option b: take hormones and feel happy for once
Its not a choice really. Self preservation is one of our most primal insticts

>>8384482
>but I'm trying this whole "being nice" thing out
hey same. I'm anon atm because people have me filtered for being mean, and I feel bad now :(
>Kind of jarring, yeah?
always. It's why I'm not exactly comfortable trying new things a lot of the time, but very excited whenever I feel like I'm stagnating.

I had such a horrible weekend because of my gf but i swallowing it all because im too afraid of her breaking up with me. Im in a horrible spot right now about to get kicked from home and with no money to afford a place to live.
Im too afraid of being alone, i cant stop thinking of killing myself. I cant go on anymore.

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>>8384480
>implying you can repress if you go full spartan
oh boy here we go again

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>>8384421
my favourite pizza is pineapple mushrooms bacon crumble and pepperoni

i call it the canadian hawaiian

>>8384351
w-what happened?

>>8384499
>hey same. I'm anon atm because people have me filtered for being mean, and I feel bad now :(
You didn't tell me you were a trip. This changes everything. Who are you?
>always. It's why I'm not exactly comfortable trying new things a lot of the time, but very excited whenever I feel like I'm stagnating.
I wish I could always maintain the optimism and excitement. Shouldn't I be happy there's so much for me to discover? With things I really enjoy I tend to run the risk of burning out too quickly, however.

>>8384490
Loads of repressors have very successful lives.

>>8384525
No. Most of them commit suicide or just are never noticed. You only know about the ones who are famous.

>>8384450
Yes, and it has been in effect for awhile.

>>8384505
>I had such a horrible weekend because of my gf
What did she do?

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>>8384509
in america, hawaiian pizza is just pineapple and ham

>>8384514
>Who are you?
Charlotte~!

The great thing is that you can either try to learn a little bit of everything, or just settle down and learn one thing to completely master it if you want.

>>8384509
have a little pizza with your pineapple

>>8384505
can you contact any lgbt organizations? a friend of mine was able to get assisted housing from one after getting kicked out

>>8384509
God that looks so good

>>8384529
>Most of them commit suicide or just are never noticed.
Proof?

>>8384540
>Charlotte~!
Aw man you again?
>The great thing is that you can either try to learn a little bit of everything, or just settle down and learn one thing to completely master it if you want.
Or I can choose to be mediocre at everything but give the impression that I'm fairly knowledgeable to impress people while hating myself for being a fraud.

>>8384556
https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/AFSP-Williams-Suicide-Report-Final.pdf


Suicide rate for us is very high. Almost every tranny in the world will tell you that their suicidal thoughts are worse off hormones than on

>>8384541
ha

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i made a thing as well am i cool now

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>say your name
>ENTIRE THREAD DIES

fml

>>8384559
>Aw man you again?
cool, back to never giving out my name again...

>>8384539
We didnt see each other in 2 weeks because she wanted to break up, and now we havent do anything nice, we just watched a movie about physical abuse and cheating and self harming, because she wanted, i barely watched 30 minutes and had to stay there for the next 2 hours

>>8384556
that's the logically difficult thing about the statistic
you won't know how many people are repressing because they keep the feelings hidden and.. well.. repressed
we don't know how many people have killed themselves because of repression because they don't express it to anyone

>>8384578
Maybe stop trying to start drama with emma all the time? Im pretty sure thats the only reason people might not like you. Playing the victim wont change the fact you brought this on yourself.

>>8384576
you've always been cool dummy
>pesto
i swear to god pesto is nice but you're ADDICTED.

>>8384578
You seem like a nice person, you shouldn't have to hide who you are but I guess I can understand if people have been giving you grief.

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>>8384308
no, this is better.
this way you can't get rejected
>>8384334
i would like to t b h
>>8384306
>I smelled really strongly of garlic when i was 17 because I went through a stage of eating raw garlic cloves
y tho

>>8384578
>cool, back to never giving out my name again...
Oh shit no honestly I was just kidding. I don't know if you remember our last conversation but it was pretty light-hearted. Seriously I didn't mean anything by it.

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>>8384576
thats cute
i like yours more than mine

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who does this remind you of from mtfg?
i have a clear name on my mind and i wanted to see if anyone else saw it too

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>>8384509
That's excessive.
Pineapple is valid, but you've got to make it work just like any other ingredient.
Something I've made on the job at a pizza place; sauce is half and half mixed garlic parmesan and alfredo, ham, pineapple, banana peppers, cheddar. Great blend of sweet, savory, and creamy.
In order to market it to my weeb friends I also named it "Jonathan Joestar's Sunlight Yellow Overdrive Ham-on Pizza (With enough Garlic to Kill a Vampire)"
It's one of the worst things I've done in my life and I'm very proud of it

>>8384603
Me Irl

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>>8384587
I know I brought it on myself, and I know I'm not a victim; I'm just hurting because I'm stupid.

>>8384592
nobody's been giving me grief, it's just that threads die the second I turn on my trip or mention my name, and it's obvious that it's because of me.

>>8384599
most of my convos with people here are really chill - I was literally talking with someone about cooking earlier. It's just that certain people really get under my skin.

>>8384576
>tfw want tattoo also but can't decide from all the ones I like because only want 1 to start with

>>8384603
sass

>>8384608
>most of my convos with people here are really chill - I was literally talking with someone about cooking earlier. It's just that certain people really get under my skin.
Yeah sorry for the comment, it was meant to be in jest. And I'm not sure about threads dying when you show up but this one seemed normal to me? Its 2 am EST so its bound to be slow. Don't beat yourself up too much, honestly I've never seen anything that would make me dislike you and that's saying quite a bit.
>>8384612
Be more positive, anon. Let's see some "me smile" and "me make positive changes for my life".

>>8384588
look pesto is really good ok
>>8384601
thanks but yours is a bit depressing ;-;
>>8384603
it reminds me of a non-existent caricature 4chan makes about older transitioners
>>8384610
find the artist first, look at what they make and draw even more inspiration from that. They will make the tattoo, you just need to give them pointers and if you like the artist you'll like the tattoo.
For example I wanna go to her when i have the money and I have some vague idea for a sleeve tat but all her geometric designs are nice so i'll trust her.
http://www.artcastletattoo.nl/tattoo-artiest/veerle/

this is me as a gf
https://e-hentai.org/g/126221/18cf38eba3/
>>8384622
):

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>>8384611
correct

>>8384626
>cervix penetration

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>>8384621
I guess you have a point... I'm sorry, I'm kinda depressed at the moment, and it's hard for me to tell when people are making fun of me or not
>and that's saying quite a bit
I take it you don't like many people here then?

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>>8384622
I'ma weeb so I'm probably going to get something like this, from everybody's favourite Final Fantasy game, XIII, so idk if it matters what artist I get, but there are shit loads of them in my area, so I got lots to choose from.

>>8384631
A surprisingly common tag.

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yea i know im cute and small and cool ^w~

>>8384639
japanese love their cervix destruction i guess

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>>8384637
>everybody's favourite Final Fantasy game, XIII
I thought that was VIII for a second there and mfw pic related

>>8384640
stop

>>8384567
Obviously that doesn't cover most repressors.

>>8384586
Yes, that's why what Cis Tits said was so dishonest. All we know is that some do, some don't, and some are successful without transition.

>>8384632
Yeah, sorry, again I thought it made sense in light of your previous conversation but that was months ago and only someone as autistic as me would remember most conversations they've had.
>I take it you don't like many people here then?
I find I have a bad habit of seeing the absolute worst in people. I especially hate when I see in them what I hate about myself (thanks Oscar Wilde), so there's that. But yes, for the most part, I think a lot of people here are kinda shit. Anons are the cool cats.
>>8384640
I'm supposed to be disturbed by this, right?

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>>8384648
>>8384646

no ^w^

>>8384576
>believing in patriarchy

>>8384653
please be normal. at least keep it in the bedroom only

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>>8384640
>there are hundreds and millions of girls without daddy boyfriend, how is this a possibility

just as god intended

>>8384654
loling out loud @ u senpai

>>8384643
Wait so you like FF XIII? I couldn't tell from what you said.

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>>8384656
but im always in littlespace, even outside the house
>>8384657
it is a crime and a shame

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Your daily reminder that transwomen are superior to ciswomen.

>>8384640
please keep posting and ideally use a trip so I never miss your qt posts

>tfw no daddy bf