Reasons you're glad you're not the opposite gender

>>8380514
i'm glad i'm not a girl because only boys get to be agp.

i'm glad i'm not a girl cause women are annoying

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How are people going to react if I talk about not being a boy when I'm AMAB

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>>8380514

Why do you think fat = thicc? That's just those chubby chasers ruining every term there is. First they and their landwhales ruined curvy, now they try to ruin thicc.

>>8380514
I'm glad i'm not a girl cuz menstruation's gotta suck big time.

>>8380514
>pregnancy
>menstruation

aaand that's it

>>8380972
>not wanting to be able to be preggers

>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not a girl because I wouldn't be the person I am without years and years of having my psyche warped and torn apart by gender dysphoria. I should be grateful to live life through such a uniquely miserable point of view.

>>8380876
this, I can think logically without constantly being enraged by my hormones

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being filled with someone's seed and bearing their child is a very hot concept, but everything else associated with being a woman would suck

>>8382774
>tfw insemination degradation gets me rock hard

thanks asshole now I have to go jerk my cock

I'm glad I'm not a man because......hmmmm....uhhhh......I can wear skirts more and skirts are cool?

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>>8382836
yikes,,?
men can wear skirts too you fucking bigot, stop trying to force the gender binary and cisnormativity

I'm glad I'm not a guy because I don't have to make the first move.
I'm a dysphoric afab person and that's the only reason I can think of.

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>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not a girl because bleeding for 5 days and not dying would be super gross.
Also not having a penis? Why even live?
Not to mention that girls are short and fat and jiggly and weak and pointless.
And they're insecure and talk too much.
They're bitching and manipulative and overly sensitive and usually mentally unhinged.
And they stink.
Women are so disgusting I wish they all would die.
We could reverse engineer a few eggs and just create handsome studs in some sort of incubator.
Then the world would be a liveable place and not this hellhole filled with bleeding cunts and shopping malls that it currently is.

>>8383152
>Also not having a penis? Why even live?

Having a penis is the worst thing ever lmao I've tried to commit suicide over it in fact.

>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not a guy because I don't get random boners and I don't have to worry about going bald
>>8383152
>women talk too much
>writes a paragraph about why he hates women
kek

>>8383152
>And they're insecure and talk too much.
I can't tell if you completely lack self awareness or you're taking the piss lmao

>>8383161
>whinging about winning the lottery

you don't deserve to live

>>8383152
You sound like a desperately repressing trans-girl.

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>>8383252
>everyone is a desperately repressing trans-girl.
it is called projection.

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>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not a boy because boys don't have a cute soft femninie benis like me.

I'm glad I'm not a girl because my refractory period is the only thing that stops me from masturbating all day when I get in the right mood.

>>8380514
Glad I'm not a girl because periods and pregnancy sound fucking terrible.

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>there's literally no reason why I'm glad I'm a guy

>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not a girl because pecs>boobs and cocks>pussies

>>8383241
>having a penis is winning the lottery
What did she mean by this?

>>8382774
>but everything else associated with being a woman would suck
???

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>>8383903
>having tits
>having a gross abyss of flesh that ejects blood and causes great pain once a month
>periods
>hormones
>long hair
>makeup
>always the bottom unless you're into pegging
>lower metabolism
etc.
clothes are cute af though. dresses, skirts, stockings, panties, blouses, and so forth

>>8383981
i want all those things tho

>>8383981
>tits
>long hair
>being bottom
>bad

>>8380514
Girls get raped and stuff

>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not a girl because.. oh fuck I can't even come up with a reason.

Fuck being AGP.

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>>8384988
i never said being a bottom is bad, i meant being exclusively a bottom
having long hair would suck. i have medium length hair and it already takes a while to wash and dry everyday. plus it'd be annoying when you're trying to sleep unless to tie it up well and hot as fuck in the summer
also tits, though aesthetically pleasing, probably get in the way a lot unless you're as flat as a board

>>8384991
>implying men can't and don't get raped

>>8380514
I'm glad I'm not female because girls don't have penises.

Having a penis is really fucking awesome.

>>8380514
i have a somewhat big cock, i'm way taller than i would have been (5'11'', both sisters are 5'6''), and i like being strong.
i wish i was taller, longer, thicker, and hairier tbqh

>>8384991
I'd rather get raped than be a boy.

>>8386655
>also tits, though aesthetically pleasing, probably get in the way a lot unless you're as flat as a board
You have no idea how hot AGP makes this sound to me.

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>>8388234
Morality is normally based on rational thought about right and wrong though. What is the logical basis for considering consensual incest to be immoral?

>>8388234
explain yourself?!

Thank God I'm not a woman. Bleeding out my crotch or having babies wouldn't bother me. What would bother me is being a fat cunt who couldn't get laid. At least as an ugly fat man I can pay for sex.

i would be okay with being born as a girl but considering who I am I'd probably end up a massive slut with four half-sibling kids by 23

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>>8388260
>pic related
>text not related
You having a stroke son??
>>8388280
What's there to explain? I love the thought of being dainty and vulnerable to horny boys and having to wear underwire bras to cover and support my breasts.

>>8383981
>periods
>lower metabolism

These are the only actual downsides.