/mtfg/ - male to female general

>>8377048
I just had lunch, dammit. Don't make me hungry again.

>>8377062
I've been having to resist buying Sushi for weeks (because lol i'm poor) until Sertii comes over since there's a REALLY nice place she took me to before and we're going again.

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>the second of june, two thousand and seventeen
MAKE IT STOP

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does anyone know what kind of tool i'm supposed to use to thread wires into this thing? i'm trying to fix a VDSL line severed about two feet from the phone jack

>>8377075
idk that thing but i once rewired my house for dsl using a few jpg of wat the phonr jack should be color coded

>>8377068
god espec the green tea there, im really glad i looked this place up

>>8377062
I just had pizza and I'm fighting the urge to buy another slice :(

>>8377075
Does it need a tool? Ive always twisted them up nice and tight and put the cap on like a screw.
Soldering could be an option too. If you weave the ends together and apply some solder and the iron it makes a nice strong join.

>>8377068
RIP, at least you'll get your two cravings satisfied at once.

Why is laying on the floor so nice

>>8377101
Cause being closer to the ground makes it harder to be seen and theres obvious advantages to instinctively wanting to be low to the ground, but not much of useful applications these days.

>>8377101
Because you know it's your place.

>>8377095
I've kind of considered sushi a "date food" for a while so I was like "hm why the hell am I not enjoying this as much as before" whenever I went for sushi here alone and then I guess me and Eirini started dating and we went together for sushi and I was like "ah, yes, this is what was missing".
>>8377092
Going back there with you will be so nice, seriously. And yeah that was some of the best green tea I've had. I burned myself trying to drink more and more like a dumbass.

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>>8377101
Iktf
>>8377069
>tfw 2007 was 10 years ago
We have to go back

tiny boob

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tfw no bf

>tfw u look up to her and want to tell her that but u can't put ur feelings into words and it'd just make u seem silly and dumb because of that

heck
e
c
k

>>8377150
i thought you said you had a bf

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>>8377165
i want a tranny bf

>>8377157
Try your best, she'll appreciate it regardless.

>>8377157
There needs to be more words for feelings desu

>>8377124
Where is that faggot friendly place that you got your eyebrows threaded at?

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>>8377169
Did you ever post on another name?

>>8377169
I will!
thank you v much

>>8377170
this ;-;

Welp. I'm 0/2 for irl friends.
Oh and my father wishes I didn't exist.
I need a bf to cuddle with.

>>8377188
Always under Zna or Anonymous. You *did* add me on Skype last year because I wanted to listen to the stories you had.
>>8377190
You're welcome!

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>tfw no bf
>keep daydreaming and imagining having one day and night

>>8377178
king's cross. Forgot what it was called. Should just woman up and ask one thats close you imo :p
>>8377124
god yes the dragon roll and green tea were actually top tier, we should have more nigiri next time tho

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>>8377199
I remember you.

>>8377206
Took you long enough to say something, desu.

>>8377168
if u want shit u can just make it yourself

>>8377202
Sertii I live in a black area.
Google threw up these three
Rozi's Hair & Beauty
Avocado Beauty
King's Cross Beauty Treatments & Salon
Any of these?

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>>8377212
I never bothered to check skype.

>>8377214
I'm working on that right now, actually.

i feel like im not supposed to have these jeans

i kinda feel like i have contraband in my hotel room rn desu

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>>8377235
Nim is a stupid faggot.

>>8377235
Are you still in London?

>>8377247
i will be tomorrow

>>8377220
king's cross i think
rozi's threw us out

is nim wearing girl clothes

Pls kill me so I don't need to work another day of this stupid job

>>8377253
they threw you out just because you wanted your brows threaded?

>>837725
they told us they don't do guys :(

>>8377257
they told us "we only do women's" despite their website not indicating so and I kind of got really fucking annoyed.

>>8377255
yeah, she's trying them on in front of her mirror right now

>>8377263
that's kinda messed up, it's not like you were asking for a brazilian wax or something

>>8377263
>>8377257

>>8377267
fuck i kinda want one of those desu

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im not good at video games

>>8377246
moap wants to contact you

>>8377267
grats on being discriminated

>>8377273
just do it at home :^)

>>8377274
That's how you know the estrogen is doing its job.

>>8377278
wut

>>8377282
delete this

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>>8377256
hugg
What about donning a disguise and abducting you? Pretty sure no one would recognize me.
Kill is so permanent :(

>>8377279
I want to but I'm scared of fucking it up.

>>8377286
Never!

>>8377292
im getting a kit and doing my arms and legs and stuff first

then ill try that

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fucking 10 m2 oven

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>>8377274
git gud

It's okay, I'm a baddie too :(

>>8377300
fucking pc is running 52°C idling...

>>8377288
Yeah the permanence is the idea, no more grocery cuck :)
I'll take either or though

>>8377299
Kit?

>>8377306
reformat more often

member when netscape wasnt built to accept spyware

/=

>>8377309
Enema kit

>>8377309
yeah like a wax warmer and stuff

>>8377316
more like enima kit

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>>8377309
I miss kit

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>>8377094
i want to know the mechanics of it

am i trying to thread the wires into the coiled metal inside really tightly? should i twist the wires and have a few mm of each wire poking out in a V shape at the end of the twist, and then just twist that into the cap?

i need extreme specifics because i'm mentally disabled you see

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>>8377313
Won't work

>>8377284
do you really believe they 'dont do guys'

>>8377324
If that's true, why don't you ask Linka for her Skype so you can talk to her?

Maybe you could find out whether she's repenting for her crimes.

>>8377320
Hmm I'll just use tweezers
>>8377324
If I disappeared for good would you miss me?
>>8377326
>Archlinux
>AMD
I thought you were cool.

>>8377328
i mean that's what sertii said idk

>>8377333
you're gonna tweeze your entire crotch?

>>8377333
Remember when you already said I wasn't because I like ponies?
And fuck that, because you're wrong.

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i just got myself a job on campus.
i start monday.
time for some really nice feel-good music: X3
https://youtu.be/f7wkRET0hbo

Whyy am I so sleepy ;_;

>>8377307
>I'll take either or though
Stealing a black van, brb

>>8377325
It looks like you just strip the ends, line them up and insert + twist.
https://www.familyhandyman.com/electrical/wiring/how-to-make-safe-wire-connections/view-all

>>8377306
Time to blow out the dust in it's insides.
Also check to see if the fans are running good.

>>8377313
>member when netscape wasnt built to accept spyware
Been thinking of installing OpenBSD again and using it as my main OS.

>>8377325
if you have one of those wire caps, you should just be able to put the stripped wires parallel to each other, slide the cap on, and twist until tight.

>>8377336
It passes the time.

>>8377356
Congratulations!!!!

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>>8377356
so happy ( ´>ω<`)

>>8377367
thanks :3

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>>8377246
h-hai piety its your least favourite high pitched a-anime girl ^^;

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>>8377246
hi, piety.
i just got a jerrrrrb :D

>>8377367
yah, nah, it's clean, the overall room temperature is 13° over what it should that's why it's hotter. Not really looking for advice, just complaining it's really fucking hot and that my 'appartement' having zero fucking ventilation adapted for summer (ventilation that is also unadapted for winter, how the fuck did they even do that... I mean, the windows is double panelled, but they put huges vents on top that pull cold in in winter and keep heat in in summer) is making it ten times worst.

>>8377336
Oh I thought we were talking about eyebrows here
>>8377339
Sicko!

>when you're a filthy transbian but the sound of a chads voice calling you princess makes you feel warm and tingly
wtf is wrong with me

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>>8377403
you're bi.
that's what wron w/ you

>>8377406
That's what's RIGHT with her*.

>>8377406
No i cant be bi iv never gotten an erection from having sex with men, only women/trans girls.

>>8377410
i was using her words

>>8377413
you don't need an erection to love men

>>8377416
I just like it when guys give me attention i think im not actually interested in them. A cute slightly dominant girl could say the same thing and i would feel even better

>>8377416
& likewise, getting an erection doesn't mean you love someone

>>8377422
all attention is good attention :3

>>8377391
High room temps suck. If I don't have my AC on, my place will get up to 80 during the day due to the south facing windows. That's nice in the winter, but in the summer it is a bit hot.

I want to hug her so much

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>>8377276
Why?

>>8377377
you're the only high pitched a-anime girl.

>>8377383
yay congrats ^^

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>>8377452
atleast I've got t-that going for me, I'm still your least favourite tho ; - ;

>>8377416
>>8377424
goddammit.
i sound like an sjw, don't i?

>tfw one of the first things sertii realised about me is that yes i actually curse a lot irl just like online
I CANT STOP SAYING THE "FUCK" WORD OK

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>>8377362
>>8377367
thanks senpai i'll give it a try

>>8377468
yup

>tfw scored more free coke
Idk why chasers like me so much but I'm not complaining :^)

>>8377468
It's okay. It's not lie anyone was expecting anything better of you.

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>>8377488
noooo.... ;~;
i don't want this

>>8377497
youve been acting like a sjw for like the past half a year if its any consolation

>>8377475
There is literally NOTHING wrong with swearing like a sailor.

>>8377496
i expect better from myself

>>8377500
noooo :(

>>8377503
I gotta tell you that with you being a tranny you are really failing at that.

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I've nearly finished AM2R and the game's quality is so high its difficult to believe its just a fanmade game.

>>8377512
are you saying that social justice & being a tranny go hand-in-hand?

>>8377511
sorry lad but i have first hand experience
in a month youll have your own social justice tumblr probably

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>>8377502
I think she was just a bit impressed by the rapid fire cursing I do.

>>8377517
More like hand-in-failure.

>>8377525
why failure?

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>>8377048
There is an old terf woman on r9k shitting the place up anons

>>>/r9k/37448433

>>8377524
>that picture
Correct.

>>8377530
>terf
>/r9k/
pathetic person seeks more pathetic people

>>8377537
Yeah she tried to blend in with "who /terf/ here" and obvious samefagging. Its sad.

>>8377537
some would say that those on /r9k/ are the best and wisest among us

>>8377528
Social justice tranny is like the definition of a failure.

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>>8377235
nimmy wimmy
>>8377274
lol noob
>>8377331
i missed the kit drama what happened
she was always the sweetest trip here for like 2 years

>>8377544
but i got a job ;~;

>>8377544
but i'd be classed as one of those and i'm a postgrad

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i hope some people still think i'm cool.
i'm really lax about pronouns & sexual preferences that exclude trannies.
please, i don't wanna be like this

>>8377530
>>8377537
>>8377541
Just ask em what clothes they normally wear. If pants are includes, remind them that we are "Making America Great Again", and she in only allowed to wear skirts and dresses.

my only friends made a group chat with me and then i said something and maybe they realized they accidentally added me so they stopped talking and probably made a new one because im worthless

>>8377549
Without trying to sound mean that's really not an indicator of success. It's is certainly a massive improvement over being a shut-in or camming on Chaturbate?

>>8377553
Postgrade studies can only make you less of a fuck-up.

>>8377564
Trannies ain't cool.

>>8377569
Syndie how do you inject heroin? Asking for a friend.

>>8377575
but chaturbate is a job, you work, you get paid.

>>8377594
I won't tell anybody how. It's a nasty fucking drug you really don't ever want in your body.

>>8377605
>It's a nasty fucking drug you really don't ever want in your body.
this

>>8377491
Enjoy your drink

>>8377605
if you ahd no chance at happiness and were completely hopeless then why not

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Can someone cheer me up? The terfs were saying horrible things and I feel sad and awful now.

>>8377605
I'm gonna do it so you may as well tell me so I do it right.
>>8377613
This.

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Anna I wanna hug ya ok

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>tfw 5'9 but Bf is 6'1
Feels GOOD

>>8377613
Use something like ketamine instead.

>>8377617
I'd rather not teach you how.

>>8377603
Riiiight.

>>8377637
>fapping is work according to a 'woman'

>>8377637
>>8377640
>it's not work because it's easy
jealous wagecucks detected

>>8377640
If that was work sign me the fuck up lmao, id be a goddamn millionaire by now even on below below minimum wage.

>>8377603
It seems to require an art degree going by the average worker there, it's not an entry level job

>>8377631
Fine whatever, I'll ask my dealer how to do it.

Fapping is hard work

>>8377647
So English majors are qualified for
>do you want fries with that?
and art majors are qualified for
>I need another 200 tokens to take my bra off.

>>8377653
Take it from a former addict, STAY AWAY FROM HEROIN.

>>8377666
you can't do that anymore elanna

also nice digits satan

>>8377666
Iktf

>>8377642
You literally live on donations, its not a job lol.
Its like saying you work because you have 20 orbiters that give you money and its effort paying them attention lmao.

>>8377530
>going on /r9k/
>>8377564
you're a cool person alines

I've been a month on pergesterone and my nipples have become very sore and sensitive.
Is this normal?

>>8377666
>666
lol
Get a good vibrator. Makes it much easier.

>>8377642
There really is no need to defend yourself to anons on 4chan.
Camming is retarded from financial point (along with few other points), demeaning, pure poison for your state of mind and not work.

>>8377673
dude i did that and made a ton of money

>>8377677
Aren't you supposed to cycle it? An entire month sounds like alot

>>8377668
I don't pass, I will never be able to afford FFS,I'll never be pretty, I don't care anymore

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>>8377666
>666
This is why I own a magic wand >.>

>>8377673
explain to me how it is different than acting? Acting is a job.

>>8377684
I do P shots

>>8377683
It makes money sure but it aint a job.
>>8377688
The two are nothing near the same.

>>8377687
That looks more like a magic stick grenade. Just how much watts does that thing have?

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Friendly reminder that hormones do nothing, it's all surgery.

>>8377688
completely delusional

>>8377668
Communication majors communicate fry opportunities

Art majors are small business owners in the lover performance genre

English majors are unemployed because the bookstores all closed down

>>8377698
Acting is putting on a show for entertainment of others.
Cam whoring is putting on a show for the entertainment of others.

Both hope to get paid.

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I think I'm starting to fall in love with her.

I'm afraid I'm going to fuck it up like all my relationships.

>>8377687
does it make it so I don't have to touch the thing for maintenance :(

>>8377704
She passed before

>>8377704
Yeah but she's black. Ain't no helping that.

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>>8377704
But my face has totally changed 4 months on hormones

>>8377714
tfw fell in love with her and fucked it up

>>8377711
A whole list of them needs to be written up.
I miss browsing at a good bookstore.

who /tekken/?

>>8377713
Camwhoring is literally begging since no ones forced to donate while actresses actually sign contracts to act in a movie/play for money. Its vastly different than grabbing your cam and whoring yourself online hoping enough people will donate to pay your bills lol.

>>8377688
because humans try to act proud or accomplished about their job, and when they hear about something easier they start letting insecurities and cracks show by lashing out at how "t-that's not even a real job!" (despite it being the same as any other exchange of goods and services)
people are weird

>>8377717
Barely
>>8377719
Fuck my ultra masc bone structure
>>8377723
Fuck you early transitioner!
>>8377731
This.

>>8377670
Fuk u ur not gonna tell me what I can and can't do I have agency u kno

blue sky out my windows, raining hard.

>>8377730
many actors do street shows where they put out a hat for donations. That's considered a job.

>>8377731
I know. I'm trying to educate.

>>8377256
I thought we had a suicide pact, what the fuck grocery cuck?

>>8377739
>I have agency
If only you had the will behind it.

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>>8377729
Waiting on Bumco to fix online mode so I'm doing treasure battles.

>>8377749
How were the cuddles?

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brain fry day

>>8377751
Short unfortunately. The walls in my house are really thin. But as always as with anything with Kara, memorable, and fond.

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>>8377740
>That's considered a job.
No thats an unemployed actor tryna make a living, theres no such thing as a unemployed camwhore lol.
>Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again.
>Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again.
>Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again.
>Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again.
>This happens ten more times

>>8377749
who's your main?

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>>8377699
10 watts and 5000/6000 vibrations per second.

>>8377704
Have a (You)
If your levels are okay, becoming a skeleton and gaining weight again will make a huge difference, or you could just complain on 4chan while making no effort and pissing your money away on drugs. I'm sure that will work too.

>>8377716
Yes, mostly. I use it while tucked and it works great. The vibrations are strong and they feel really deep.

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>Tfw no partner.
>to shy to ask
>to scared to accept

>>8377759
It's still providing a service for money...

>>8377765
Steve, Dragunov, Lars

Eating sushi as I read this :)

>>8377769
ask and you shall receive

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>>8377769
>It's still providing a service for money...
I take it prostitutes arent considered unemployed then.

>>8377773
ln japan it's considered faux pas to play as a character that's not your gender y'know

>>8377780
Yep...

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>>8377781
I am a man dressing up as a woman and taking estrogen to mimic a woman and I will never be anything else. To say otherwise is simply fallacy.

In other news I just unlocked the one thing I really wanted.

>>8377785
Protip, they arent considered employed, just as gypsies shaking their cups arent considered employed.
Just stop.

I've only had sushi a couple times and I hated it
Ironically I like most other seafood

>fat nazi swede gets deeply involved in argument about whether or not camming is work for some god forsaken reason
good thread

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>>8377745
We do have a suicide pact though!

>>8377748
I use up all my will trying to breathe

>>8377789
the difference is that gypsies aren't providing anything for the money, how can you be this sutbborn about what a job is

>>8377685
just don't do it holy shit

do shrooms or cannabis or drink or something

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>>8377789
Then what are the ladies who work the brothels of Amsterdam or Nevada?

>>8377795
She just mad she can't whip her massive manboobs out to make tips

>>8377793
you have shit taste in food then and you're probably an ugly retard too on top of that

ever considered killing yourself?

>>8377798
>I use up all my will trying to breathe
And eat. Let's not forget where all that poutine went to.

>>8377798
Then can we hurry things along? I don't want to work today

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>>8377798
you're not allowed to kill yourself i'm going to be visiting the pacific northwest at some point and (looks around to see nobody else is listening) i guess we could hang out

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>Cool my mom's out of the house, I can go out to smo-
>Oh yeah, I don't do that now...
This is gonna suck for a while.

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>>8377809
I'm not fat I'm just a pear ;_;

>>8377811
I'm suiciding by nachos right now

>>8377812
Ok, this might be worth staying alive for tbqh
We need to get beers if you end up in vic

>>8377812

i would ask to hangout with yall but i already know exactly what you all think of me
=P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrdA268trvI

>>8377801
Why do you care?

>>8377817
It's not a pact if you go on your own wtf Elanna

>>8377812
>PNW
Hey that's where I live

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>>8377829
Quick make nachos there's still time to shed this mortal coil together

>>8377826
Cause its safer and lets you escape reality as well, no need to doom yourself with heroin.
Dont be a nigger shakira.

>>8377832
it seems like one of the best areas to live in America if you're trans based on what i've heard

>>8377835
The microwave in the break room is shit.
I have 10 minutes to die send help

>>8377826
don't do heroin

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FFS works really well on black people, I wonder why that is?

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>>8377812
PNW as in on the pacific or some distance away? Maybe we'd be in hangout-distance from each other.

>>8377845
The original plan was to wait until my life is in a stable place so that I can pay a visit to a friend of mine in Seattle at some point in late 2018. Since then it seems the plan itself seems to be increasing in complexity as well as the fact that I'm probably going to be bringing Sertii over with me.

>>8377817
>nachos
>beer
>I am just shaped like a pear, I swear.

>>8377836
That's cute that you care about me <3

>>8377129
;----; pls no bully
>>8376984
Yes ;----;
>>8377812
Rude
>>8377324
Same
>>8377798
>Gonna suicide without me
I thkught we were friends lanna

>>8377840
RIP
If I don't respond I've passed on

>>8377851
I mean I am :)

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nevr giv up

Does it hurt you guys knowing that truly straight men will never want to marry you? You can't have kids and you have a penis or used to have one. To a straight guy, that's a deal breaker.

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>>8377850
Cool, Seatle is a bit far for a day trip or anything, but maybe I could take a train in for a weekend or something? I'd be down if there's some cool trannies to hang with =)

Does it hurt you guys knowing that truly gay men will never want to marry you?

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>>8377863
>>8377869
>Liking men

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>>8377853
Only cause I work security and heroin addicts keep making me have to abandon my comfy guard room.
And because shrooms and acid is p rad and I think you should try it if you're at a point where you're considering heroin.

>>8377872
Does it hurt you guys knowing that truly gay women will never want to marry you?

>>8377869
>liking rapists, bugchasers, child abusers, and a community that promotes mindless hedonism, drug use, and selfishness

I'm okay with not being attractive to them, since gay men are attractive to nobody else.

>>8377877
im a gay man that puts on dresses :(

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>>8377863
>You can't have kids
adoption's a thing, y'know. that's like telling sterile cis women no one will ever love them because they can't have kids
>>8377879
same

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sertii, you were sick, weren't you?

BECAUSE NOW IM SICK REEEEE

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>tfw kinda attracted to some of my guy friends

help this wasn't supposed to happen wtf is estrogen doing to me

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>>8377875
Nah, bi women are probably more fun

>>8377854
All 3 of us should sepuku together tbqh

>>8377838
It can be. It has its ups and downs like anywhere else. There's conservative towns and hate crimes here too but the general culture in the cities is a lot more accepting. Particularly in Seattle and Vancouver

>>8377862
t-too late :)

My boyfriend cheated me with a girl and now I am devastated.

>>8377884
lol owned

>>8377886
what it does to all girls who like boys...

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So uh hypothetically if someone went to grad school and were single and perhaps interested in meeting girls is there a way that such a hypothetical person could signal such a thing?

>>8377875
Actually yea, because ive always been attracted to gay men.
But now they hate me ): i dressed up like a man and when to a gau club and a 3 men told me that they werent into FTMs ):
>>8377890
Okay lets do it.
We should pick a time/date/place
How about.... RIGHT NOW TODAY RIGHT WERE WE ARE AT PRESENT
Y/n?

>>8377918
pink triangle

>>8377884
lol
your food autism has made your body weak to basic food stuffs.
I'm perfectly fine :3

if it's actually a cold you probably contracted a european strain of some virus, don't worry it happens.

>>8377918
Give her the dyke nod

I have a theory that there is majority of transbians because of they used to be male. If you know what I mean

>>8377921
i ate like 10 sushi things ive conquered my food autism!!!!

I secretly hate videogames but I play them because I hate myself

>>8377918
surprise feminine penis.

>>8377918
http://forums.afterellen.com/threads/lesbian-signals.9151/
https://www.google.com/amp/ask.metafilter.com/131153/Looking-for-subtle-ways-to-let-people-know-that-Im-gay/amp
http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/comingoutadvice/a/How-Do-Femme-Lesbians-Make-Themselves-Known.htm

>>8377927
You should love video games and love yourself.

>>8377918
wear black triangle jewelry
rainbow jewelry

>>8377925
>10
try 100 to be on my level.

>>8377939
yeah but that's WEIRD

>>8377932
Solid Ty
Damn tho some of these don't seem me at all

>>8377922
I don't know how ;_;

>>8377920
Kek

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>>8377786
I dont approve of this post.

aww no im 21 now :(

are there any effects of long term high levels of caffeine and thc?

Shit I know, ties

>>8377952
bowties

>>8377952
just grow out ur stashe brah

>>8377944
Whenever I've seen a lesbian show interest in a girl they generally just stare intensely at them and then do an angry dyke smile at them when they get their attention.

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>>8377956

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>>8377956
Wait what the fuck that's what that means????
I've had girls doing that to me

>>8377954
Oh shit
Good suggestion, I don't think there's actually a straight way to wear a bow tie

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>tfw boys only kiss me on the cheek
>tfw not a real girl

>>8377956
what is an angry dyke smile

>>8377970
I'd kiss your breath away~

>>8377970
hahaahaa

>>8377946
;x

please no punish

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How would someone meet guys if they didn't just want a hook up but had no luck with dating sites?

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>>8377978
unironically 4chan, lots of guys on here that would date a transgirl.
t. transgirl with a 6'4" r9k chad bf

>>8377982
>r9k chad bf
>R9K
>Chad
Chads dont browse r9k

Who wants to do sushi together?

>>8377982
tfw got a 6'1" r9k bf

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>tfw looking at flight info and realize you might not have a flight booked to leave amsterdam

who wants to do puru together

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why would you post andreja pejic in a thread full of dysphoric transgirls unless you're an asshole?

also pic related is the GIC I got referred to, this is gonna be fun, jfc UK trans care is in a state

>>8377982
But would a chad want a 6'3" guy in drag like me?

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>>8377985
yeah well i was more meaning him being chad by his apperance and that hes like an alpha male

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>>8377994
>getting triggered by pictures on a screen

>>8378001
don't u like boys anymore? :(
>tfw /mtfg/ is being consumed by the transbian commie zombies

>>8377991
how are you getting home
silly nim

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>tfw seeing my stepsister triggers my dysphoria

>>8377994
>jfc UK trans care is in a state
A few billion pounds from Jerry's magic money tree and I'm sure it will somehow be fixed.

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>>8378012
i think my mom might've booked two flights to amsterdam instead of one leaving and one going

>>8377994
wew. if that's nottingham i wonder what monsters work in charing cross?
>>8378019
kys tory scum

>>8377998
Man he must be one fucking retarded dude if he couldnt get a gf IRL with those life settings.

>>8378021
I'd call up the airline and see if it can be fixed.

>>8378021
wait for real?

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>>8377994
because she's hot?

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>>8378016
>tfw see your pregnant sister with her bf

>>8377994
in which city do you live again?

feel sad, just told the head of a massive trans charity the nhs sucks for trans care. And nothing will change.

>brother, who claims to be supportive, reposts a stupid post about running on a treadmill while drinking wine on facebook
>tags our sisters, tags his wife, 2 sister in laws and my brothers girlfriend
>doesn't tag me

why does this upset me

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>>8378008
Ok, no meming and no joking given I know I act like my sexuality is one big joke:
I'm honestly very sexually confused and have been for a while. I'm not sure if I like men or if I just like dicks. I've become very very aware of feelings that I have for girls but I'm far too shy to ever act on them I usually just feel really uncomfortable. It happens a lot. I havn't really found a guy since the last I was with that I feel legitimately attracted to and that makes me worried.

>>8378021
Maybe your mom wants you to stay in Amsterdam and transition.

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>>8378027
yeah ok lmao
he's had quite a few cis gfs but they all treated him like crap and were boring.
hes lives in like the middle of no where too so a ldr doesnt bother him

>>8378049
You're just very confused in general.

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I heard someone in here needed a bf.
Buy Fallout 4, the season pass, and the Far Harbor DLC and I will be your bf for a day.

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>>8378051
>he's had quite a few cis gfs
THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING ON R9K?
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8378034
>tfw cousin got pregnant and saw her when she was 8 months pregnant

>>8378027
Or imaginary.

>>8378060
You can just pirate that shit.

>>8378061
:^)
have you ever seen the surveys on r9k lost of non-virgins / people that have had many relationships

>>8378063
>that shit.
accurate

>>8378029
i don't have a working phone

>>8378030
yeah they saw it in the system that i had two flights booked when i came over but my sister emailed my mom, i figured it all was all okay

>>8378050
one can hope!

it seems like a very nice place to live

>>8378057
I'm less confused than you think about most things

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>>8378063
>You can just pirate that shit.
YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>8378049
honestly what is holding you back from interacting with girls romanticly? there won't be a punishment for doing that

>>8378051
Don't mind cartman
he is just jelly you get to be a cute girl with a big strong bf

he is the kind of repressor who thinks that by acting super manly through overcompensation it will get him a gf and will cure him of his dysphoria by projection, he will be fulfilling one of the roles in his idealized relationship and thinks that will make him happy

he is threatened by your ability to be the smol girl

>>8378073
The issue here is that your "less confused" is "udder madness" to others.

>>8378070
Any way to contact mom to get it sorted out?

Aparently I giggle and laugh in my sleep.

>>8378082
yeah i just emailed her like an hour ago

im not looking for a headache on my freaking birthday, it's bad enough im flying at all

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>>8378079
Anxiety
Like I fall to pieces when I think about it for some reason idk
I'm not joking when I say that girls that I'm attracted to actually make me clam up. I usually just avoid them, I find it a lot easier to interact with men romantically.

>>8378081
*Utter
I am not a cow

>>8378070
do a girly cry to someone at the desk

>>8378086
i think i was moaning in my sleep once because my dad woke me up from a sexy dream asking if i was okay

>>8378093
tfw girly crying in chest voice