Cis LesGen

File: 1471085087498.jpg (93KB, 1024x901px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 1024x901px

>>8374271
What are your thoughts on perineal urethrostomy in pets?
aka getting rid of their weenies so they become girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeyOAR-fDYQ

I'm confuse. Which one is the real clg?

>>8374306
The old Nazi OP made this one, while a random bi slut made the other one.

I am still torn about where to post too. Fragmentation is death!

File: 1442534505111.jpg (23KB, 429x410px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 429x410px

>>8374310
Ah, okay. I just got home and saw 2 clg threads. I wasn't sure what was going on.

>>8374310
I only made this one because I believed the other to be a biscum usurper. They deny it tho. So it's whatever.

>>8374306
Either one. I'm not a fan of the aura going on there.

>>8374326
Stop making multiple threads you autistic, dick obsessed chink.
This board is already slow enough we don't need 2 cislesgen.

>>8374334
I only did it because the other one was made by a non-lesbian. Go to that thread and let this one die then you moron.

>>8374334
/clg/ isn't even all that slow compared to the other lesgen. That moves snail speed most of the time.
>>8374326
Yeah from what I can tell the other thread isn't actually made by a bi woman. Her news was shit though, for what it is worth OP I like this news better. (I know people have been hassling you about it for a while)

>>8374349
WELL THANK YOU
It's nice to have a little appreciation around here. Make a thread for lesbians and they're all at your neck.

>>8374349
The recent news on the other thread seemed a bit off which also made me question what was going on. Thanks for cleaning things up, anony.

File: LadyBoner.jpg (52KB, 392x960px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 392x960px

So is no one going to post here or what?
The other thread might not have been started by a bi woman but ALL the talk is about bi women.

>>8374510
I'm here. The other thread is bonkers. I'm guessing this is going to be a comfy thread.

>>8374510
She could snap me in half and I'd say "thank you"

>>8374520
its absolutely bazonkers, dragons and unicorn sparkles? entry level commercial queer bishit garbage, i mean jesus christ

File: 1446418100157.jpg (66KB, 297x493px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 297x493px

>>8374510
sporty women > body builder women

i know who i'd want to dirty tackle me into the mud and laugh at me and help me up and it ain't maple glaze baby back ribs up there

>>8374536
Hopefully we can keep this thread bait free for a while before the trolls migrate over here.

>>8374552
The dream. Keep posting qts then! >>8374550

File: 148576575375.jpg (141KB, 900x500px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 900x500px

>>8374550
I love sporty women. I enjoy watching the Olympics just to see the qts run and jump around. I especially like watching the Olympic's women soccer matches. Sooo many qts from different countries.

Anyone here participate in sports?

>>8374593
I played soccer all throughout middle school. I gave it up when I started high school to focus on grades and academic related extracurricular activities by my parents request.

>>8374608
Same.
Now a days I say fuck sports ball, in all it's incarnations.

>>8374593
>>8374608
I was in swim club during jr. high but was harassed off after they realized I was gay and thought I was only there to look at them in the showers.
>jokes on them I was too self conscious of my own body to look at theirs

>>8374671
Aw anon. You're such a cutie.

File: Just-saying.gif (575KB, 245x170px) Image search: [Google]

575KB, 245x170px

>>8374679
really not.. but you tho

>>8374653
same, i played hockey and rugby in high school, but i sucked, sports is and was too much effort. my extracurricular was cooking class. cakes > sports, but sporty cuties and cute bullying from sporty cuties > cakes unless u were like me and had a crush on a rugby player who was the only out lesbian in my year and i iced a cupcake with her name on it for her but she never knew i was gay too

fuck sports ball, eat cakes and remember high school crushes. its still 2005 somewhere

>>8374671
I remember when we had to change in front of each other in the locker room. Although I wasn't out and nobody suspected I was gay (at least I don't think so), I would still shy away from changing in front of the other girls. I would change into my uniform inside the shower behind a curtain.
I also tried my best not to stare at the other girls when they would walk around the locker room in bras and panties.

>>8374706
Man we didn't even have curtains on our showers, just dividers between stalls.. literally couldn't do anything but stare at the wall and hope nobody looked in my direction.

>>8374692
OMG shes a friend of a friend on my facebook and shes super butch and skinny, dresses like matt smith's dr who, has a wife and two gorgeous lil kids omg like i'm so happy. the one other lesbian in my year in my shitty high school in my podunk town found happy. im getting married soon too. fuck you hollywood lesbians do get happy endings

>>8374711
lmao we just had benches and hooks from the 60s it was fuckin basic

>>8374729
Not me.. I don't get a happy ending. I'll probably kill myself soon with the rate my life is going.

>>8374593
I only did theater, film and student politics in high school.
>tfw literally every lesbian I know played softball and they all make fun of me for not playing
I didn't know that where all the gay girls were when I was 15.

>>8374271
I feel like 90% of the time when I post I get a mention in recent news so I feel like OP shares my sense of humor and it makes me feel good! But I don't know how my Jewish family and ancestors would feel about me feeling validated by someone nicknamed "Nazi"...

>>8374743
Kek. It's short hand for "goldstar nazi".

>>8374761
Ohhhh I see! I feel like "goldstar" would have been a better choice of nickname then?
Who are the other people with established nicknames? S, Austrianon, Germanon...

File: clg.png (988KB, 1110x1496px) Image search: [Google]

988KB, 1110x1496px

>>8374776
There is the old chart.

>>8374782
That chart needs updating. Someone should update it.

>>8374782
Oh my god I hate that photo of the eyes!!!!! Thanks, this is mildly interesting- poor S though lol.

>>8374805
Which is why it needs to be updated and or redone. Peeps, do us the honor.

>>8374271
Are both these dogs girls... OP did say she likes to post pics of happy lesbians.

>>8374829
How dare you. Left is Pupper-chan and right is Doggo-tan. They are both female. And very much in love.

>>8374835
Thank you, this all I've ever needed and wanted.

>>8374782
Michigan-anon hot. Where is she now?

>>8374851
No idea. I haven't seen any post from her in a while. Hopefully she got laid.
I haven't seen any post from Austria either, at least I don't think so. Hopefully her migraines are not making her life too miserable.

>>8374825
That is reserved for kouhai when she feels like it or if she decides it needs updating.

>>8374776
I didn't pick it. I was iffy about it at first but now i just respond automatically.

>>8374861
>I haven't seen any post from Austria either
I have it on good authority she is still alive at lest.
>>8374896
>That is reserved for kouhai
Who is Kouhai? is that OP?

I honestly don't even know what to update it with. (Other than to add "Gold star Nazi" to OP's label. )

>its nearly a year and a half since she left me
>still cry nearly every night
>old lewd pics of her are all I can get off to
>don't date, have gained weight, don't even try with appearance anymore

at least.. no there is no at least its all just gone to shit clg

>>8374908
Considering the gold star nazi is a literal virgin political lesbian you can call her anything.

>>8374896
I don't mind if someone updates it, senpai. I'm going to be busy studying for my board exam for the next few weeks anyways. If some other anon has spare time to make changes, it's all good.

>>8374896
Is there something else we call you if Nazi is iffy?

>>8374915
No issues with someone being a virgin but what's the political part based on?

>>8374921
Tell us how it goes kouhai. (And that's a traitor who said they wouldn't be in these threads anymore) prayin for you darling.

>>8374928
I don't care what people call me now. I'm just used to Nazi or OP.

>Everyone misbehaves while McBurger is away
oh, you just wait until I get home
I plan on misbehaving all weekend to catch up

>>8374908
>Who is Kouhai?
Me, I guess. I think there are others though. I lurk way more than I post. I've seen other anons being referred to as kouhai, so I'm not sure anymore. I am the anon that did the microbio milk experiment a few threads back. I'm still waiting for that other micro anon to rebuttal my conclusion. Shame. It was such an exciting conversation we were having.

>>8374936
>Tell us how it goes kouhai
Will do.

>>8375010
No work this weekend? How is that qt gf of yours doing?

>crush replies to my post on her instagram with a pink star heart emoji
p-pls
that's no platonic heart, is it?

>>8375050
Is she gay? If shes gay its not a platonic emoji.

>>8375050
idk my mom sent me that one once

>>8375050
What was the post about?

>>8375050
Don't read into emoji, anon.

File: foo.jpg (65KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 600x338px

>>8374291
>tfw vet tech but have never had an opportunity to see this surgery

>>8374914
Damn, buddy. Hope you feel better soon.

File: 8CD7E2F2-DA3C-4332-B737-345018AB8D11-12601-00000DEF6C172CC7.jpg (41KB, 351x450px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 351x450px

>>8375044
she wants me to quit smoking
in return I get her innocence

after three months

>>8375193
It's gonna be worth it, anon.

File: i3I9M6G.jpg (100KB, 700x690px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 700x690px

>>8375193
>her innocence

she sounds manipulative as fuck
get out while you have the chance

>>8375069
she's bi.

>>8375081
>>8375145
she posted a picture of a plant, i asked her were was that and she said "[location] come visit! [sparkling heart emoji]"

>>8375075
you let your mom send you emojis?? when mine does that i dont reply or tell her not to

>>8375243
>you let your mom send you emojis?? when mine does that i dont reply or tell her not to
is... is this a joke?

>>8375243
>she's bi.
Run now, while you still have the chance.

>>8375193
Are you going to do it?
You better!

>>8375167
>vet tech
Why does my dog chew on his paws? How can I get him to stop?

>>8375247
only sort of.
i hate my mom. i realize that most women have nice relationships with their moms though.
>>8374291
huh. they only changed his genitals though right? he doesn't take cat hormones does he? because the changes they described seem like a result of not being in discomfort all the time

File: 1394063386899.jpg (855KB, 1100x571px) Image search: [Google]

855KB, 1100x571px

>>8375266
Most likely cause: allergies of some sort, either food or environmental. Do you notice the behavior coming and going with seasonal changes? Are you feeding him food that contains eggs, wheat, soy, or beef?

If environmental, it helps to figure out what exactly the animal is allergic to so exposure can be limited. You can get your pet allergy tested if you have spare cash to burn, but otherwise some guess-and-check detective work can do fine. If dust, mold, etc. bedding/housing can be cleaned more often; if pollens, frequent bathing (or even a quick wipe-down after walks) can help prevent allergens from settling on the skin. Benadryl can be given at a dosage of 1mg/lb (so 1 25mg tablet for a 25 lb dog) twice daily, but consult your vet before giving medication on your own.

If his symptoms are constant in spite of environmental changes, try changing his diet to remove certain ingredients - the ones listed above are some of the most common culprits. See if symptoms resolve over the next 3-4 weeks. If they don't, on to the next ingredient.

Other possible causes: stress, boredom, external parasites. You can combat the chewing itself - if not necessarily the cause - by spritzing some bitter apple spray on the paws.

>>8375296
i think it's cute when mine sends me emoji. especially when she uses them differently than a younger person might, or has clearly gone through all of them and selected every one she thought might be relevant

>>8375347
I've noticed that he started chewing on his paws about a month ago. It's usually at night when he is on his bed. Maybe it's his blanket. I started using a new detergent and I washed his blanket with it. Damn. He is probably allergic to the new detergent and I didn't pay no mind to it.
Thanks for the info! I really do appreciate it.

>>8375296
My mom is poo, and hates that I am a lesbian.

>>8375363
My mom doesn't even know how to use a phone besides making calls. I tried teaching her, but she refuses to learn.

>>8375382
mine is fiercely practical and independent, so she makes an effort to learn how to use conveniences like smartphones, even though she always complains that she's getting old and doesn't understand new technology

File: 1488074027603.jpg (23KB, 250x241px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 250x241px

I went 18 years of my life without falling for the straight best friend meme until today. Fuckin fuck my shit up desu.

>>8375426
Ha ha ha, enjoy the lesbian self-hazing experience anon.

>>8375375
yeah same, except worse. I unblocked my moms number because she called me from my dad's phone and cussed me out about it.

>>8375347
My dog who is 13 ate a lethal dose of chocolate on sunday.
by the time I realized it, it was too late, but its thursday and she's just fine and perfectly normal.
what does this mean? is she immortal or something?

>>8375580
Nah some dogs just aren't affected by it.

>>8375580
Was it milk chocolate or dark chocolate? How do you know it was a lethal dose?

>>8375579
Gross I am sorry. :(
For what it's worth I think your fine, and would give you cuddles.

File: 1483799788950.jpg (47KB, 599x898px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 599x898px

>>8375426
Heh, I've gone 23 years without falling for the straight best friend meme. Feels pretty good

File: giphy.gif (1MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 480x270px

>>8374586
>>8374550
>>8374510

>>8375592
>>8375580
Dogs just seem to cope with physical ailments better. Humans seem so frail in comparison.

>>8375592
>>8375609
>>8375882
It was an entire container of trader joes chocolate cookie things, theyre smal and cat shaped but they looked like dog food to her i guess.

>>8375849
Who is this qt?

>>8376079
That's actually pretty impressive of doggo.

File: 6F534C23-32B0-40FF-97CA-7B1E65AD537D-8049-00000DFB184C27CB.jpg (76KB, 620x348px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 620x348px

>>8375257
>>8375214
Flavored toothpicks are what I'm doing
If I can make it past the two week mark, the nicotine will have all gone out of my system

but the more I think about it the more I want one

File: stronk qt.jpg (55KB, 650x837px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 650x837px

>>8376519
Lidia Valentin Perez <3 she's a Spanish weightlifter 75kg

>>8376079
Lucky bitch.

>>8374851
Probably getting fugged by S.

>>8377019
Oh god if the universe is merciful, let's hope she's not.

>>8376079
> dog eats non-dog treats that look like cats

>>8377036
They went as far as exchanging contact information.

>>8377053
Michigan was pretty thirsty if I recall
>I can't tell if that's a pun or not

>>8377053
Yeah but that was before she saw a hint of what S looked like.

>tfw one of my new clients shares a name with my ex-gf I'm still hung up on

This is gonna be fun.

>>8377066
Yeah, she was.

>>8377076
S asked her if she was into butches though. I think Michigan's thirst is greater than her desire for aestheticc.

>>8377126
Eh. If she'd forego all standards then that's some serious need.

>>8377115
Is she cute? The client?

File: 1494989745003.jpg (47KB, 600x637px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 600x637px

>>8376651
>but the more I think about it the more I want one
Think about sex with your gf instead. That should keep you in line.

>>8377159
>Is she cute? The client?

Well, she's in /clg/'s preferred age range, but a tad too old for me.

captcha: clients church

>>8377126
S and Michigan never hooked up. I think S said that Michigan was annoying or some shit.
>implying that paranoid S would have actually gone to go fug her when she wouldn't even meet up with a clg Anon at pride for a hug

>>8377115
How often you do flirt with your clients?

>>8377200
Wait we have a preferred age range?

>>8377115
Anybody ever had a gf with the same name?

>>8377270
It seems a great majority of anons here prefer women between the age of 25 to into their 40s.

>>8377327
Oh. Well yeah me too.

>>8377321
Yup.. weird times. We just ended up agreeing that she'd go by Jess and I get the full -ica

>>8377321
I've never had a gf or met another girl with my name. It's weird. I don't think my name is that uncommon.

>>8377200
>too old for me
I don't get this. Older women are so delicious

>>8376651
You got this anon!

>>8377321
I am 99.999999999999% sure this will never happen to me.

>>8377360
You must have a super rare name, anon.

>>8377360
same here i've only ever heard of one person and it was on the radio so..

>>8377360
I've met one girl (in my parents home country) who goes by the same name as me, 99% sure she is deeply closeted. I'm sad for her but also low key deeply amused that we appear to have more than our names in common.

>>8377419
Shakira.

>>8377411
That I do.

>>8377419
I found some grad student with my name (via googling) when I was 13 or so and was so excited that I emailed them about it. Which is a pretty weird thing to do in retrospect, but I recall their response being friendly/amused.

>>8377429
I would also be pretty amused if the only other person I'd met with my name was gay. What are the odds? Most people in the home country of the grandparent that bequeathed this name to me don't believe my name exists. I have found it in name prevalence statistics though, so I can confirm my grandparent didn't just make it up.

>>8377461
WRONG

>>8377484
Thanks for making me feel less mean about being amused lol. Your name sounds cool and also that's a really cute story about emailing the person at 13!!!

>>8377493
Saoirse!

I've spent last 2 years studying and now I want a gf. Her is shit and Tinder is "hey, want threesome with me and my bf?" Tell me where to find girls please.

>>8377533
>tfw you've ironically only had long relationships with girls you've met on 4chan
I wish I knew anon

>>8377533
Why is Her shit? Genuinely asking, never tried it but have been thinking about getting an account.

>>8377547
SJW, fat "lesbians" and bishit
Lucky gal you are

>>8377547
the paid membership thing is bullshit, and the app is kinda unstable for me on android idk if thats a huge issue

>>8377547
Just go look at the reviews on the play store haha, its a terrible app in the first place even if the lesbians in your area that use it aren't trash.

File: tokyo.jpg (378KB, 1920x1049px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 1920x1049px

>tfw no cyberpunk Asian city
>no gf to make life in a digital dystopia worth it
>no small studio flat with shitload of computers
*autistic frog voices*

>>8377510
clue it starts with a P not a S

>>8377552
Meh I'm not conservative or whatever enough to really find these deal breakers. Don't mind SJW as long as they have other personality traits and don't think transwomen have identical experiences to cis women. I find different body types attractive and am not petite myself so idc much about fat, and as long as they're genuinely interested in me, idrc if they're capable of being interested in guys too. I'm not looking for a LTR yet, just want to go on some dates. I'd rather be with a lesbian because I can relate to her better but it's not a huge deal to me, at least theoretically.

File: feels.gif (421KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]

421KB, 700x525px

>>8377583
>tfw you'll never go to a grimy cafe on the lower levels with her while the fat mutant barista smiles at the fact that there is still love in the world even this far down

>>8377585
Pineapple?

File: ananas.gif (445KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

445KB, 320x240px

>>8377601
That would be if anon had seen it on TV.

>>8377585
Give us another clue. In what country is this musician famous in?

>>8377592
>I'm never going to see the sun on top of the huge skyscraper with my girl
>holding hands in natural light before going back to the cyborg slum
H-hold me anons ;___,

>>8377610
not entirely a musician a bbc dj so thats uk, heres a good hint tho its the name of a jewelry brand.
>>8377601
hahah i wish

File: 1489711068124.png (38KB, 175x200px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 175x200px

>>8377607
Where the hell is that gif from? That's a creepy looking pineapple.

>>8377625
Your parents names you after a jewelry brand?

>>8377633
A Canadian icon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K4aTlsC8zM

>>8377648
Man we really have some weird TV in our history don't we?

>>8377648
Jesus Christ. That's as eerie as the fucking Teletubbies.

>>8377644
i think they intended to be for the greek mythology meaning of it but no one cares about that shit , plus at least mine is some what recognisable compared to my sisters... philomenah. rip

>>8377658
It gets worse the further down the rabbit hole you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg

>>8377656
>>8377662
Our old educational television spots are the best.

>>8377671
I still wish house hippos were real..

>>8377662
I watched Sesame Street and Barney&Friends as a child. It wasn't are creepy as that, thankfully.

File: 1496105739585.png (712KB, 687x945px) Image search: [Google]

712KB, 687x945px

>>8377615
One day you may, anon.

>>8377695
>Lovebot being cute
I have get my PhD fast and make that into reality

>>8377674
Whoa someone else remembers house hippos. Brings back memories of The Zone.

>>8377697
I wonder if one day we'll have human les gen and exclude the robo-shits

>>8377702
Oh man.. those really were the days huh.

>>8377703
>not wanting to live in harmony with robo-qts
Come on, anon. Have some respect for our robo overlords.

>>8377703
Omg can we please do a trial run of this where we complain about low-effort robot lesbian trolls clogging up the human thread and "it's okay if you run on batteries just don't talk about it here" and "tfw she thinks she passes the Turing test"

>>8377742
>implying all of our "girlfriends" dont use batteries already

File: 1496403848521.jpg (136KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1200x1600px

>tfw no top-tier waifu gf

>>8377703
>embracing humanshit

>>8375849
Get you a girl who can do both.
>>8377211
S is really not attractive. She is butch in all the ways that I don't dig. I am sure someone finds her attractive, just not my type.

>>8377742
You be the robot, the rest of us will be the humans.

Go.

>>8377715
Good times. A Part of Our Heritage.

>>8377777
house hippos made us lesbians, numbers confirm.

>>8377777
Nice get

>>8377703
>>8377767
>>8377742
Holy fuck you guys

>>8377746
Got her.

File: 1495940944726.jpg (26KB, 325x273px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 325x273px

>>8377777
Good get, anon. Nice digits. Praise kek.

>>8377742
"You're just a toaster and a bad one at that! You couldn't get through Chinese room experiment you canker!"

>>8377772
I loooove converting oxygen to carbon dioxide with my human resporatory system. Off topic but would you date a model 3209-D????

File: six.jpg (57KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 300x400px

>>8377796
long as the toasters look like this I'm all in, but >>8377797 probably doesn't even have proper synthskin like most fucking bots

>>8377797
No female human would ever want to date a bunch of wires and metal glued together. You're better off just shutting yourself down.

>>8377782
Do they count as "something in the water"?

Reminder that to join the discord you have to take video of you making a small cut on your arm with VISIBLE BLOOD!

>>8377830
Pfft, easy to fake with latex and corn syrup.

File: AmazingRace1.png (237KB, 531x301px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 531x301px

>>8377777
>>8377782
Canadian lesbians are best kind.

>>8377807
I love these broke/woke/sloke memes.

>>8377834
You leafs are adorable with your maple syrup and igloos and such.

>>8377859
>you'll never know the simple comf of splitting a poutine with your girlfriend

I feel sorry for non-leafs.

>>8377583
>no small studio flat with shitload of computers
I could help with that part at least. While looking for a PSU a couple weekends ago I found three graphics cards, two mobos, a shuttle (not the space kind), a Pentium II, and four laptops. All of which I sorta thought I had already sent off for recycling with the rest of the pre-core2 shit I was hoarding. There are at least five more broken machines that I know of and nine functional ones (for a household of two people). Never found that fucking PSU though.

Do kids still dumpster dive for computer parts?

>>8377868
Poutine tastes so much better when it's snowing, not even kidding.

>>8377876
Something in the cold air reacts to the gravy I bet.

>>8377878
>leafs science

File: RufflesAllDressed.jpg (74KB, 900x550px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 900x550px

>>8377868
Truly theirs is a life of suffering. My gf loves poutine too.

Or enjoying some ruffles "All Dressed chips", with a beer that actually tastes like beer.

>>8377887
I ate a whole family sized bag of ketchup chips yesterday, I feel bad.

File: 1489691412342.jpg (15KB, 250x238px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 250x238px

>>8377892
>ketchup chips
That doesn't seem very appetizing.

>>8377878
Or it could just be that the cold makes me crave carbs, fat and salt lol

File: 255g_Lays_Ketchup_0.png (292KB, 361x514px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 361x514px

>>8377896
they're perfect

>>8377898
GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR ACTUAL SCIENCE

>>8377870
My uni has a police that old computers can't be scavenged for parts. They go to the whatever IT company they currently have. Which is sad.

>>8377887
>>8377892
I was so horrified when someone informed me that Americans don't have these or coffee crisp.

>>8377901
DUDE RIGHT? HOW DO THEY NOT HAVE COFFEE CRISP!!!! You'd think Amerifats would love that shit.

File: american chips perfection.jpg (13KB, 194x259px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 194x259px

>>8377899
You don't know what good chips are until you've tasted chicken and waffles.

I've never seen Lay's ketchup flavored chips around where I live.

>>8377900
That's a shame, I definitely picked up a few things from a friend's campus back in the day. Spotting a tower sitting by a dumpster (or peeking out from inside one) used to be a STOP THE CAR moment, it was great fun. One of my favourite dumpsters was like 8-10ft deep and I was always paranoid that the garbage truck would try and empty it with me in it (the garbage truck made a ton of noise ofc so this was a stupid fear).

>>8377904
I know?!? It baffles me that it didn't take off in America.

>>8377899
>>8377909
I have a friend who fills half his suitcase with mini bags of ketchup chips when he goes to visit friends in America, just in case he finds someone who hasn't tried them.

File: lays-wavy-dark-chocolate.png (231KB, 334x483px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 334x483px

>>8377904
We don't have coffee chips, but we have chocolate covered chips. Do you have these?
I bet you don't.

>>8377909
Those chips are disgusting. I bought a bag back when Lay's was having the flavor contest. Those chips were gross. I'm surprise how many people actually liked them.

File: potato_chip_large_bar_angled.jpg (71KB, 600x902px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x902px

>>8377940
d/a but we had those for a while, never tried them. I did try this murrican potatochoco import though, it was bretty gud.

>>8377830
10/10, this is the future I want for my gay children

File: 1492944758435.jpg (7KB, 181x172px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 181x172px

>>8377830
It's a trick!
The creator of the discord is not verified, so we don't know that it's actually a human.
The discord is run by the robots and the spillage of human blood is a form of sacrifice to them. Don't fall for their lies.

>>8377981
*Mom, I'm straight and I have a boyfriend"

>>8376519
>That's actually pretty impressive of doggo.
she's a very clever dog, and while i like that she's smart, its actually painfully inconvenient most of the time.
I'm still trying to figure out how she got the container open, since it was sealed.
>>8377042
ironic, isn't it?

File: IMG_3885.png (3MB, 1800x900px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1800x900px

Can't decide which lip color I'm more in the mood for out of these two. Pick for me, /clg/!

>>8378010
Riot.

>>8378010
>purple lipstick
It's close to blue lipstick. And that's never a good sign.

>>8378010
Disturbed by the matte rendering on those lips, they look like old suede couches.

>>8378078
Thank you, done and done.

>>8378108
I have dark red/wine colored hair and I think it goes pretty okay with it, otherwise I agree.

File: aposematism.jpg (705KB, 1840x1088px) Image search: [Google]

705KB, 1840x1088px

>>8378126
>red/wine colored hair

>>8378010
what is your skin tone?
I like fetish alot, but you should choose the one that makes you look the best.
i wear a color like fetish alot, but i'm also brown.

Oh fuck what is this disaster.
>>8378145

This thread isn't even at it's post limit. Now there are 3 clg threads at once. The degeneracy must be stopped. The new thread doesn't even have news, and is begging for money.

I don't even.

>>8378144
Male crap

>>8378163
OP, fuck off.
theres no news because the last two threads are nothing but retard trolling, and the money thing is so obviously a joke. quit being autistic you ass.
>>8378144
>>>/pol/
dont come back either, thanks.

File: 509px-Windfury_Harpy_full.jpg (41KB, 509x400px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 509x400px

>>8378196
>t. blue-haired harpy

>>8378163
Well I requested they move to this thread after that last one hit bump limit. I knew if they reached the last few pages then the high schooler would get a bright idea to make ANOTHER new thread. But then people complained that I was being autistic for making that request. I really just want to shove the two halves back together so no one gets confused.

>>8378163
>>8378207
>>8378231
Just let it go, please. We were having much a nice thread.

>>8378248
*such

>>8378248
Sorry anon. I just want to explain how transitioning threads works. There was a lot of confusion. For the person who makes the next thread just follow three basic rules to offset trolls.

>>8378207
Tbh even if its /pol/ its right more often than its wrong in this case. Girls with crazy hair colors are often just plain crazy instead of crazy hot that I want them to be.

>>8378196
I'm nearly a nearly 30-year-old cis female and non-natural hair colors is one of the first red flags I look for in other gay chicks.

>>8378144
>>8378273
>>8378301
Agreed. Most chicks who dye their hair are trash. Dunno how the correlation came about but it seems true. In my experience they tend to think they're unique and clever when its usually the opposite.

>>8378301
>cis female
Suure you are.

>>8377870
I found a working dual Xeon Dell workstation in my school's surplus pile once. Other finds include a working laptop (now my media center pc), a rackmount network switch, one of those ubiquitous shitty square Dell monitors, and an old Apple mechanical keyboard.

I miss that surplus pile. They stopped leaving it because they knew students must have taken so much shit from it

last time i checked (a month ago) i was 142 lbs, now i'm 150. but i went down from a size 14 to a 12. explain this shit for fucks sake. my gf laughed at me

also anyone ever try fondue but with chunks of cornbread? i'm telling you its real good, like sexual luxury food

>>8378301
does getting highlights put in count as unnatural colors? i've wanted a pink streak in my hair for a gay factor since i was 13 but my workplace atm doesn't allow unnatural colored hair. ive only colored my hair once (red), hated it, and buzzed it after a months. i don't want short hair again, not everyone wants a short cut, and you gotta advertise you're a huge dyke somehow ya know, so why not with colors? fascist.

>>8378522
that's not what fascism is

and the reason you gained weight and went down two sizes is because different manufacturers size things differently.
everyone knows this.

>>8378522
Wait 150 size 12 how? Are you like 4ft tall?

>>8378477
>dual Xeon Dell workstation
Schools throw out some interesting stuff yeah. We found a (single) Xeon machine with a SCSI cage full of seagate cheetahs dumped behind a school lab once, boy did that thing eat power and shit noise. Hey, the shitty 4:3 Dells we had at work were actually awesome because they had a *handle*, and that made dragging them around to troubleshoot headless boxes so much easier if you had other stuff to carry. Did you use the network switch?

>>8378144
Rebecca Watson is still cute.

>>8378522
V A N I T Y S I Z I N G

>>8378567
i'm 5'10, thats uk sizes m8, i'm a US 10. what the hell sizing are you going on

>>8378557
i know how things run, new look's clothes run small, i'm a definite 14 there (and the jeans are still a squeeze), primark is all over the place, 12, 14, 12 but the fit is weird, idk its cheap garbage, tesco's F&F a 12 apparently, i was 14 previous, topshop 14 on average, 12 is a bit too tight, river island 14. I've been a p solid 14 through most stores, sometimes down to 12, but the waist on the denim pants was comical, it was proper huge like, even though the legs and butt parts fit nicely. totally messed up

When I really think about it - a woman's body is just so loveable. A woman's body is a playground, tailor made to be worshipped and to give pleasure. Am I the only one that gets overwhelmed when thinking about them?

>>8378522
Heavy non-natural highlighting counts, but just a streak is okay. Just wear a rainbow accessory though senpai.

>>8378626
only when daydreaming about my gf, or as a shower thought and then i remember i need to wash my ass and snap out of my autism

/clg i'm confused
i never did or will touch a d ick ever, wouldnt eveen date a guy ever again. but yes yesterday i watched lesbian pprn and as the vidzo ended it went to a straight porn vid and I felt "turnebd on" by the guy voice (deep
i felt attrdfatcion to girls as a teen and represuedd it and dated 2 boys (it felt uuncomfortable) and had bad expreriernces with boys in general. . Sometimes i wonder if my parengfts are right znd i turned to grirls just bc i had bad xperiences
i havent been in a reatsionship (ex was a girlr) in 4 years and i dnt even konw anymore.
its 4am im crying with a second borttle of wine. waht if im not really lesbian? all those years ive ben living a lie? can't even see mysel with a men but so confused about everything maybel becuase i'm kinda drnk.

>>8378643
You're allowed to enjoy whatever porn you want, despite what some on lesgen might say.

>>8378652
>8
thank anon ilu

>>8378643
>wouldnt eveen date a guy ever again
>ever again
Bishit.

>>8378643
Porn has nothing to do with reality.

File: 6900.jpg (45KB, 600x398px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 600x398px

>tfw no Carey Mulligan wife

What made you realize "oh shit I'm gay", /clg/?

>>8378696
Your mother.

>>8378696
When I first saw my best friend in just underwear when I was 13.

>>8378701
Wish I had experiences like that. The best I got was going swimming. Greentext it.

>>8378707
I'm spoiling you bitches but ok
>be me
>13
>horny lil fag who doesn't know the amount of pure gay
>friend comes over
>silly girl things with shitty romcom movies
>it was fun
>time to go to sleep
>she just undresses to underwear
>"my god I've seen pure art and pleasure!"
>"goodnight anon"
>*huggggggg*
>"g-good night"

>>8378696
seeing a christmas pantomime with my auntie and getting a crush on Peter Pan who was played by a girl in boys clothing (and flew around on wires). i knew she was a girl and i decided i loved her. it was so confusing. I was only like 5 or something lol. I kinda got a thing for pantomime princes and then butches and then became butch myself. Petra Pan made me gay.

The only male allowed on my bed is my pupper

>>8378720
Not described hot enough, someone else post a hotter story.

>>8378783
We were 13, what did you expect?

I-I have an A cup chest
Are small boobs okay?

>>8378800
*marries you and your boobs*

>>8378787
Something more lewd. Give us a lewd story.

>>8378800
i mean yeah obv but your own image of yourself depends on your body. i got tranny tits because of teenage anorexia stunting my sexual development. so A cups for me and the image of myself suck. my gf has only dated asians before me and says my boobs are fine. so desu your A cups are between you, your body image issues, and maybe your partner. love your boobs

>>8378787
>what did you expect?
At least enough detail to make me visualize it and imagine I was there.

>>8378800
Small chest unite! I'm a B cup and I can fit into cute asian clothing this way. It's totally ok to be small, be proud of what you got.
But all tiddies are good tiddies (unless they reach your knees or something like that).

>>8378829
>>8378864
Feels good being able to go bralass without noticing a difference, and when I do wear bras, it's always comfy bralettes/sports bras that don't hurt (no wires or anything sharp). My ideal clothing style is cute outfits too that look best on skinny, smaller chested girls.

>unless they reach your knees or something like that
Kek. Small to medium sized boobs are the best.

File: 1457102231462.jpg (59KB, 706x706px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 706x706px

>>8378696
There were so many little moments, thoughts, and feelings that I was aware of, but pushed away over the years. I suppose the last one is:
>end of senior year
>VP of film club invites me to her party
>do literally anything she says so yeah i'll be there
>actually pretty fun for shitty high school party
>end up on her roof talking to her for half the night
>we stop talking at one point
>she's cuddled up against me, her head on my shoulder
>hits me like a fucking brick that i'm totally into her and have been most of the year
>want to kiss her
>too afraid to do it because what if she hates me
>moment passes
>she sits back up and says she should make sure no one's blacked out downstairs
>a bit cooler to me the rest of the night
>we barely keep in touch over the summer, and I haven't talked to her in years now

>>8378800
How long have you been on E for?

>>8378800
>>8378895
Oops, didn't see which thread this was.

>all these small chested girls
I'll just take my DDs down the stairs and groan in pain when I reach the bottom.

>>8378643
You're rrreally drunk. Go drink a glass of water and calm down. Getting turned on by any kind of porn is not a big deal.

File: 1480427130400.jpg (136KB, 500x738px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 500x738px

Does anyone else have a hard time understand why no country on Earth has legalized euthanasia by way of having your skull crushed by an East Asian ass?

File: 1368713275142.jpg (74KB, 793x710px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 793x710px

>>8378800
I'm an A too and adore tits of all shapes and sizes. Never had a partner complain or wish that I had a bigger rack, at least not that they let on to me about. Most think they're pretty cute.

>>8378904
You big-tittied cow! I love you!

>>8378934
PC culture, anon. SMDH.

>>8378904

Anon, you know what you need?
A qt handbra gf to hold your boobs for you every time you walk down the stairs and whenever else you need her to.

>>8378942
t-thanks I think..

>>8378934
>ex was half chinese
>had that perf skin and gorgeous black hair
>big white sized boobs and butt on smallish chinese frame
if there was any way to go out

>tfw no delicious flat chest gf

>>8378995
Nice try, guy
>>8377597

>>8378964
Shame that when body transplants start being offered it will only be full chinese ones on the menu.

>>8379063
Full chinese girls are.. yeah bleh.

>>8378962
At this point I'd settle for a new bra. I'm between jobs and haven't been able to afford a new one in like a year :(

>>8379074
What's wrong with Chinese girls
Asking this as a non-Chinese but still Asian girl

>>8378895
you're funny

File: pout.jpg (223KB, 1280x987px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 1280x987px

>shared drinks and food with crush so we've technically had an indirect kiss
>she's pulled my cat out of my lap and then kissed him so she's also technically kissed my pussy
So I can rent that u-haul now right?

>>8379125
Nothing physically really, its just.. culturally. Saying this as someone who grew up in a very Chinese-heavy neighborhood that they've always seemed selfish and, well yknow just very different.

s h r u g

>>8379272
You westerners have very, very little reasons to call Chinese selfish.

>>8379272
>as someone who grew up in a very Chinese-heavy neighborhood
>seemed
So uh, did you not have any Chinese friends in your Chinese-heavy neighborhood? Because it sounds like you're trying to claim familiarity and ignorance at the same time and I'm confused and trying really really hard not to judge.

>>8379074
There are resources on /r/bigboobproblems/ and /r/abrathatfits that may help you find a cheap bra! I got an excellent secondhand 34G for like thirty bucks which is amazing, was my favorite bra before my size changed. Also make sure to measure your size using their calculator- places like VS are absolute shit at sizing correctly.

>>8378696
in jr high i started watching pr0n and would reward myself w/ lesbian stuff after watching gay/straight stuff, and eventually just stopped caring/self-hating and just watched lesbian stuff. Also had a major crush on one of my friends, and years later we found out we had liked each other at the same time back then but were too scared to do anything lmao rip. Probably for the best I guess, since it would've definitely been a dysfunctional relationship due to 'oh nuuuu im freak' feelings.

File: 6d796b6d788c43e9a35920b6208e7c.jpg (113KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 640x640px

>>8378626
You aren't, anon. A woman's body is really a wonderland. Sigh.

>>8379528
/r/abrathatfits is awesome, totally. I have smaller tits, and I still found that forum helpful.

I have no idea how it happened, but weirdly, my wife has bigger tits than me, but is shorter and stocky. I'm taller and skinnier, but for some weird reason, her bras fit me perfectly. She's like, a D cup, and I'm a C, I guess height plays into it.

File: IMG_3886.gif (40KB, 715x800px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 715x800px

>>8379720
Height doesn't but band size does! You probably have what's called "sister sizes".

Boobanon here.
Tonight's hunt was pretty successful, had several girls flirting with me.
I scored a date with a qt azn who looks like one of my waifus tonight. I'll also probably have a sex date with another grill tomorrow.
Also my friend stated that she thinks it's weird I don't sleep at my former fling's place anymore.

>>8379925
>having random hookups
I'ma whack you on the nose with a newspaper

>>8379925
How much pussy do you get a month?
Will we ever see your boobs?

>>8379930
They're not random, I only stick my tongue into the most exquisite women.
I also always wrap our hands in dental dams.

>>8379933
>How much pussy do you get a month?
That really depends. When I still slept with my fling, I pretty much only got her pussy, since I didn't feel the need to go through the effort of scoring additional pussy.
Mostly I'm just trying to get over my ex. ;_;

>Will we ever see your boobs?
Most likely, I don't frequent the super gay places, so it can become a struggle to get laid.

>>8379925
Where do you hunt? Gay/lesbian bar?

>>8379966
Still not over that ex, huh? Are you that anon whose fling told her that she loved her then freaked out?

>>8379966
>always wrap our hands in dental dams
Always suspected but now I know you're a fraud. No one does this.

>>8379726
That's totally it!

She's a 34D, and I'm a 36C, so it matches up. :D

>>8380014
My go-to bar is considered to be a gay bar, mainly aimed at homosexual men. However, it's in one of the biggest party areas in the city, and is always flooded by straighties.

>>8380031
I'm not the anon who told that story here recently, but more or less the same thing happened to me, yes.

>>8380014
You don't use protection when holding hands? Are you trying to get pregnant, Anon?

But in gay bars only old ugly butches, isn't?

>>8380767
That's right. Qt femmes are in gyms and in nice restaurants

>>8380767
I actually feel like that's frequently the case, and the reason I tend to stay away from lesbian bars.

>>8380767
I don't know why but many of the femmes I know try to stay away from the lesbian establishments. Don't get me wrong, they still go to Prides and shit but otherwise they're gone from dyke bars.

>>8379925
I hope you get a cold sore and nobody believes that it's a cold sore

>>8380878
>lesbian establishments
>dyke bars
Because intellegent gay girls don't want to communicate with awful and disgusting people.

>>8380918
Please tell me where to find those intelligent gay girls!

>>8380944
Stay in your dyke bar, please.

>>8378568
>did you use the network switch?

Nah, it was only 10/100 and had really loud fans. I later bought a passively cooled Gigabit switch that I'm using now.

>>8380944
Seconding this

File: 1495723224075.jpg (116KB, 765x595px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 765x595px

>tfw no ice-cream on this hot day

>tfw no eyes wide shut style lesbian masquerade

>>8378696

when I was 4 and wanted to marry angelica from the rugrats and got a soft toy of her and would cuddle her in bed

>tfw she still hasn't texted me

theres a cute girl who i've run into a few times and she's smiled at me quite alot i've been planning to go over and speak to her soon but she's always with friends i've only caught her alone once and it was a while back, how the fuck do i get her to come over and talk ffs.

So I work at a theme park and we have an unofficially official event called Gay Days. And I picked up a shift today just in the hopes of seeing more qt lesbians than usual.

Are any of you not insufferable urban Liberals? Are there any dykes who don't spend all day whining about the latest trendy social issues?

>>8380944
Everywhere, literally everywhere. Be out, cultivate any interests that puts you in contact with people, and you'll run into them.
Though for a hook-up with the femme thin qts the majority of you think are so great (which tells me you all definitely have not dated many of them), urban lesbian special event nights, Pride events. For the US, LA is the best city to run into that type. East coast, NYC. Miami is also good, especially if you like your girls tan/brown. Vegas, to an extent, though too many escorts and bis in that crowd for my taste. Hope you have money, that kind of lifestyle and girl isn't cheap.

And for all you all who make fun of those old dyke regulars in that gay bar: you never did talk to them, did you. They know the local spots lesbians go to and some of them know young, cute girls who are single. Gay communities are small. I don't even go out much these days and I know four single lesbians who I'd play matchmaker for if I ran into a girl I thought was a good fit.
>>8381210
Go up and talk to her and her friends. If her friends like you, it really helps your chances. If you are out and let that be known, you can verify if that makes her smile more at you or not.
>>8381238
Started with Disney and I guess it's everywhere now. It would have been smarter to go there on your free time to meet girls. Still, you can try to chat them up.
>>8381269
They're mostly very young and still learning. Tbqh though, I don't think I was ever this bad when I was young, but I did some pretty stupid things.

>>8381397
What's wrong with thin femme qt's?

>>8381183
Maybe she is waiting for you to text her first.

>>8381397
gotta not look like a complete weirdo tho whilst doing it and what am i even supposted to say??? ;-;

>>8380725
Do you go to bars alone? If so, do you have advice on... how to do that? I'm pretty shy and would like to meet people (not hook up, just socialize).

>>8381500
She was pretty set on doing it first herself.
I couldn't either way, spaghetti me forgot to ask for her number, I only gave her mine.

>>8381430
It's a probability game, anon:
- They're more likely to be straight and looking for a hook-up, bi, bi-curious, or not know what they or other terms that mean basically the same thing (heteroflexible, pansexual, etc.)
- For all you goldstar musts, you'll be disappointed to know it's very common they've dated/liked a guy in the past or guy friends who obviously have crushes on her
- The better looking and more social she is, the more people are chasing her. So her cheating or trading up is higher. If you have a temporary break, odds are she'll be snatched up instantly so consider it permanent or be willing to forgive her for hooking up with others.
- She's more likely to like traditional girly things. So I hope your idea of a great time is spending all day wandering around a mall shopping, spending hundreds of dollars on clothes and shoes even though she has a whole closet of them. And you're expected to keep up too, especially if you're femme. Then manicures/pedicures and gossiping.
- If you're here on 4chan which means you may like hobbies like anime/vidya, get use to hiding it or having her look down at you for it. That and any other hobbies that guys tend to like or may cause her to break a nail.
- She's more likely to have frustrating straight girl traits. Like making you an hour late to things because it takes her forever to get ready. More likely to be superficial, narrow-minded and vapid. More likely to expect you to pay for everything, even if you're femme, if she thinks she's more feminine and/or more pretty.

I could go on but you get the idea.

File: 1496105251622.jpg (84KB, 700x714px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 700x714px

>>8381552
> forgot to ask for her number, I only gave her mine.
Oh no, anony.

>>8381527
I'm sorry anon, I grew up making friends with girls and it seems like a friendly group wouldn't even be a challenge to befriend. I'm not saying romance her there, I'm saying try to be friends and work towards exchanging numbers.

You're not a guy (I think), stop thinking women are hostile creatures and you have to be a pick-up artist. Be a girl who makes friends with girls, then you make your move.

File: IMG_3575.jpg (65KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 540x540px

>>8381559
What kind of red pill truther...

>>8381559
That's some red pill bullshit. I mean I do understand that there's a certain truth to femme girls in general but that shit is not only a strawman but so damn bitter.

>>8381604
>>8381609
Believe whatever you like. I get that you might be looking for girls here who at least share your 4chan interests. But most girls in real life look down on that and that's reality.

>>8381589
yeah okay thanksi will try, to clarify i am defo a girl but i grew up being mostly a loner, the only friends i had i knew because they where my sisters friends. im never good at making friends but im growing a lot more and managing to do it, its just the whole its being such a big group i wouldn't know where to start.

>>8381617
Then there's not much of a choice, you'll have to wait until she's alone or with one or two friends. It'll take longer but there's no point in forcing an encounter where you're uncomfortable. As to conversation, don't kill yourself coming up with a clever ice-breaker. A simple hello with a smile, ask how she's doing, etc. is fine. A compliment is also good or if you're bolder, tell her you've noticed her around and that she seems really friendly and you'd like to get to know her better.

File: 1488555175953.jpg (174KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1080x1080px

>>8381549
I go with friends usually.
Either way having something to do helps, instead of just sitting around awkwardly. If you're into dancing, hit up the dance floors; you're bound to find someone to interact with on there. If they have any special events or activities at the bar, participate in them. Or just go up to people and chat them up, they're at a bar after all.
Alcohol also helps.

>>8381639
Awesome picture.

>>8381628
okay thank you so much i will try these, the only times i've seen her alone is really late in the day but im willing to do that i will try to let u know how it goes since i will try this next time i see her( next week )

>>8381616
What I want is fit, ambitious and intelligent girl. I have had enough with the dropout butches from dyke bars.

File: mindblowage.jpg (44KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 1280x720px

>>8381559
Wait are tranners technically gold star lesbians if they have only had female partners?!

>>8381679
>omg straight men are goldstar lesbians??

>>8381679
Tranners are not real women thus they cannot be lesbians.

>>8381671
Meeting girls is not even a challenge. Be out and frequent a local gym known to be gay-friendly. Take up classes, whatever you're into, anything from cross-fit to Brazilian kick-boxing. Or go to women's games: basketball, soccer, golf, tennis are the most popular. There's always lesbians among the fans. And of course, joining a local sports team, especially gay or gay-friendly ones.

When I was more social, I'd run into girls like that all the time. But their standards are high so I hope you meet them.

Thoughts on Wonder Woman for those who've seen it??

Went last night, thought it was just okay. I really wanted to love it but it was pretty generic. I never felt a real sense of tension and "omg what's going to happen next" during the movie, but I also never felt bored.
Best moment was when Chris Pine's character genuinely asked whether or not an island full of only women had marriage (before realizing his "mistake" :/).

>>8381712
I'm not good with overcrowded theatres on opening weekends. Going to check it out in a week or two.

>>8381559
More like the fit femmes who are in college have never needed do to some real work for anything. Hence why they rarely think outside the box.

Coffee-anon where you at? You still are, and always will be, /Our Gal/. (Or maybe your friend is because she pushed you into that woman's arms).

*kisses you*

File: 1495592428932.jpg (7KB, 185x82px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 185x82px

>>8381866

>>8381920
*kisses you*
*gropes your butt*

>>8381924
*gropes your face with my mouth*

Why do hairstylists have to ALWAYS be SO PRETTY

Like her boobs are always right at face-length too

I can't even enjoy it because I feel so awkward

>>8381993
Where is this place? My hairstylist is usually plump, old, or has some crazy hair.

>>8382010
Mine is a gay dude. Wouldn't trade him though, he's a very good stylist.

So let's discuss taste. Is diet really a determinant? Has anyone taken it upon themselves to experiment with it? I don't really taste like anything. It's like an undertone of saltiness but no real flavor. Although it smells sweet.

>>8382045
>time for another virgin debate

>>8382045
>really taste like anything
That's the norm. Taste will vary on your menstrual cycle and general health. If your health and hygiene is good, there is nothing to worry about.

>>8381993
My hair stylist is talented but not gonna lie, a big reason why I go to her is that she's a lesbian and I get a sense of #community by going to her. Also her gf hangs out at her salon with their dogs and it's all very cute and domestic.

>>8382010
Wanna trade?

I usually end up going to Kenneth's because it's close to my house, but I'm trying to find a new place because I'm not very happy with them.
It's hard to find a place in the midwest that understands that "I don't straighten my hair" + wavy hispanic hair = be careful with your damn layers and don't give me a haircut that only looks good because you straightened my hair.

>>8382052
Please. I must be prepared when the time comes.

>>8382073
I guess I'll never have the best tasting pucci on earth, but I guess there's always those flavored body powders.

>>8382085
You virgins are hilarious. Don't you have more important things to worry about like how how to meet or talk to girls?
If she's an experienced lesbian, she's going to expect a pussy to taste like a pussy (mostly tasteless) not artificially sweet (what, you aiming to be a sports drink).

File: 1479009653552.jpg (277KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 1280x720px

>>8382109
If probably buy it if it were alcoholic

>>8382081
Have you tried going to a natural/African hair salon? I know it's not the same hair type but they should have more experiencing dealing with textured POC hair.

>>8382109
>lesbian thread
>"Don't you have more things to talk about than how to meet and talk to girls?"
Would you be happier if we talk about our knitting projects instead? If we want to discuss meeting and pleasing other lesbians, this is the place to do it.

>>8382164
>POC

heres the new thread.
>>8382195
>>8382195
>>8382195
miss me with any bullshit
>>8382164
i feel like black stylists wont be all that much better than white ones. she needs to find another latina to do her hair I would think.

>>8382194
>Don't you have more important things to worry about like how how to meet or talk to girls?
Misquote me and complete reverse the meaning of my post. OK.

>>8382206
Misread your post. But it was a question and a wonder, not a worry.

>>8382205
>page 4
I know you're in high school. But please have some courtesy and wait until this thread is almost dead.

>>8382205
a little early for a new thread

>>8382205
We are only on page 5. Why did you make another thread?

>>8382081
Hispanic?? Are you single???

I saw a sand crane while walking to the corner store earlier
the poor thing only had one foot

really depressed me for some reason

>>8382318
Adopt it as your beloved pet.

>>8382318
wasn't just doing that thing where they stand on one leg?