MTFG: male to fujoshi general

>>8367875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZa2lY9CFyM

mozzarella sticks like and share if you agree

>>8367891
I like that a lot beep me!

Hello I am a boy.

>>8367891

SAY NO TO CARBS

>>8367891
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>>8367891
No ive never had one bet they suck.

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I have a wedding to go to on Saturday. It's not my wedding, but I'm already feeling sick with nervousness. I think if I had to attend my own wedding, I would literally die of fright.

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>tfw you're a girl
(:

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>tfw you're a girl but having bobs scares you

>>8367911
Then dont get married geez.

Orrrrrrrrrrr get over your social anxiety as hard as that is. I found anti depresants help.

12 for Emma is an abusive partner that will only bring you unhappiness

>>8367912
REEEEE PASSERS OUT.

>>8367914
Thats a shame, bobs are nice kinda.

>tfw you're a girl
>with a dick
(:

>>8367915
>Then dont get married geez.
I wasn't planning on it.

>>8367919
nice, yes
but scary
feel like people are already looking at my chest sometimes
might just be a bit paranoid though

>>8367920
also this

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>>8367914
Some would say one Bob is already too many.

>are you even on hrt?

lmfao, If I get asked this one more time im gona end myself.

>>8367932
are you even on hrt?

>>8367873
No I don't think everyone does just trannies with severe brain problems
When you're depressed and on drugs all the time it's pretty easy to rationalize that you won't be alive in a few years

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oh hi people
am back
who wants headpats

>>8367935
Jokes, im too pussy to kill myself.

>>8367945
same lol
sorry for taunting you

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>>8367929
>>8367672
lol I wish, with massive jaw FFS maybe but that's never gonna happen unless I win the lottery and even then it could get botched

>>8367730
tell her desu
unless she's likely to tell your mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI3cNH-0Kk

>>8367947
Its okay bae still love you.

>>8367948
is that you in the pic you look crazy

>>8367949

Don't ever trick me into watching anime again or I'll make you pay

>>8367953
yes it's me in the pic
I am one of the worst hons in /mtfg/ history because I hit puberty at 10 years old and was fully masculinised like a 30 year old by 15-16, people literally thought I was in my 30s in late high school
you must be a total fucking if you're not aware of what a trainwreck I am already

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>>8367956

>>8367957
*total fucking noob

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>awesome new riven skin
Urge to spend money on game I haven't played in 2 years.... rising...

>>8367912

good feel uwu

>>8367957
>>8367964
you honestly look like a strong woman desu, and yeah i'm a noob here

>>8367969
>>8367912
I wish I were a guy desu

>>8367971

y

>>8367953

She looks good, actually.

>>8367948

Lookin' good!

show me your panties mtfg

>>8367975
crazy

>>8367973
they're smarter and stronger and get the good paying jobs desu

>>8367948
those eyes, they scream; murderer

>>8367957
I love you, will you be my transbian gf? We can share cypro, go shopping together, do our makeup together and brush each others hair...
And everyday we would cuddle for hours on end.

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morning. just need to feel some regret

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Should I get a mulldrifter tattoo?

i wish robin would move her fucking hair part away from the center of her head

>>8367983
post more regret

>>8367987
you really, really don't want to see what it looks like parted from the side, I don't have many options

>>8367981
>makeup / brushing hair
I can only do some of the absolute basics because disabled, can't brush my hair at all, if you're asking me that I hope you know a little about me first lol
the rest sounds comfy though :)

>>8367987
i believe she's literally trying to look as hon as possible

>>8367995
dont go from the side. go between the side and the center.

>too disabled to brush hair
>not disabled enough to shoot ket

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>>8367948
Her jaw was bigger than yours.

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>>8367987
>>8367995
here's a pic because I know this is gonna be a whole thing otherwise

>>8368006
your hair is shit

>>8368006
maybe bangs?

>>8368006
>let me take a picture with this autistic expression on my face and tell them that's just how i look

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>>8367943
i like headpats .///.

>>8368006
>>8367997

>>8368005
her chin was about the same length, yes, but there's a lot more to jawline and passing than size, it's also about shape
I have these two flared bits at either side of my jaw where the jawbone has to flare out to attach to my broad facial mask
see >>8368006 >>8367948

plenty of women have long jaws and plenty of women have wide jaws but as I've said umpteen times before, not both qualities at once

Olivia Wilde: wide jaw, but short length
Rumer Willis: long jaw, but tapered shape
not both at once

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>>8367921
But the bridal gowns. And the brides maids. And living happily ever after.

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well /mtfg/?????

https://www.strawpoll.me/13081494

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robin is a cutie pie

>>8368015
What don't people get about this?
>Some girls are tall!
>Some girls have boyish faces!
>Some girls don't have particularly wide hips!
>Some girls have large heads!
>Some girls have large hands/feet!
>Some girls have wide shoulders!
Sure, some do have these odd qualities, but if someone looks at you and you tick all the boxes then you're going to get clocked as an obvious tranny.

>>8368027
Cuties can't be into vomit and scat and other, equal reprehensible, fetishes.

>>8368011

>gives you headtaps

ruinin ur day

>>8368007
wow, newsflash, I didn't know!

>>8368008
I'm torn because it'd hide my large cranial vault and browbone but it'd emphasise my lower face which is even worse

my mum doesn't think bangs would suit me especially as I'm so large and have a masculine frame anyway, she thinks something that girly would look out of place on me and I kinda agree

she's stumped too though on what I should get instead, I've literally never, ever had a haircut that suited me, even as a child, we swapped hairdressers pretty much every time I got my hair cut as a kid because the results were always embarrassing-looking and in the end she just took to giving me a buzzcut at home pretty much til I was a teen and started fighting to grow it out

>>8368013
it has pretty much the same effect, high hairline doesn't help

>>8368026
Should've added "I don't wanna bother friends with my spergouts"

>>8368011
*pats you on the head*

>>8368026
Im honestly suprised the "I have no friends" option isnt winning the vote, youre all normie liars.

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>>8368032
I checked all, d-do I just end it?
>>8368037
n-nyaaah~ >.<

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>>8368033
senpai I'm into watersports and petplay these days, keep up

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>>8368036
I tried to only add options that sane people would pick otherwise thered be at least 5 more

>>8368039
either do it now or go on suffering

male to transsexual / male to hon general

I am into hand holding, cuddling and fugging in the missionary position, in that order.

>>8368026
Cause I get bored and lonely when my gf is at school

>>8368041
There's no valid excuse for the lack of a CowboyNeal option.

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>>8368042
im thinkin about it t b h

>>8368044
f-fucking degen jesus

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>>8368051
que

>>8368047
then find friends and talk to them elsewhere, even if its just mtfg friends

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How far have you fallen, /mtfg/?

Why do I find it hilarious everytime Korra says she blends in well with cis women?

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>>8368054
I don't want other friends
I'll just wait for her to get home

>>8368058
>"hospitalisation" as far down as "irredeemable"
lmao normie list

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>>8368058
>8th dimensional spatial fluctuations
if you dont orgasm in non euclidean spacetime you're doing something wrong

>>8368058
>last tier list is always fucking incomprehensible loloololollol "enlightenment" shit

Kill all tier list makers.

>>8368058
>not fapping to floor tiles

>day before the exam
>still only a third of the way through what I was supposed to revise overall
>having another dysphoria attack instead of revising right now because I literally can't concentrate on the words
n i c e

>>8368068

You don't need to fear the unknown :)

>>8368058
what are donut anuses

>>8368073
LARPing as a gnostic is worse than actually being a gnostic. The 13th floor elevators were shit.

>>8368058
>Pure at the top has sex in it

Umm, is there a level above that?

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How's your breast growth going mtfg?

>>8368058
maybe a little weird because throat-fucking but cosplay? no. i still have standards.

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literally the worry ive had in my thoughts for a week

>>8368068
found the pleb

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>have dream about passing
>tfw wake up to reality

>>8368080
Badly thank you for reminding me.

>>8368079
>any porn at all
>pure
Messed up list desu

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>>8368080

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tfw you were so sad the last night that you will never get pregnant you have a dream about becoming pregnant
tfw you wake up and are still thinking about it
i will never get over not being able to be a mom
>-<<<<

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>misgendered at Starbucks of all places
Well shit :(

>>8368089
Have those dreams all the time, sometimes theyre happy, mostly just sad and anxious.

>>8368085
Great, now we can tell which FFS and SRS surgeons are worthwhile.

i smoke too much weed to have dreams. rly sad

>>8368080
getting lil again :)

>>8368094
this is one of the saddest posts i have ever seen

:(

>>8368111
How, lost weight?

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>>8368080
ugly terrible cone tits t-thanks for reminding me ^-^

>>8368080

:(

>>8368090
I've seen yours though, they're cute.

>>8368114
workin on it. stopped progesterone too

>>8368080
mine are sad moob cone tits desu

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>>8368115
Just get implants.

>>8368144
that's gross

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>>8368148
Cone tits could be worse.

stop posting tumblr file names. thata just rude

>>8367964
Ily Robin <3

>>8368144
never t-that sounds gross..

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>>8368163
Good luck with your ass then.

>>8368080
is that cheska?

>"You know who you remind me of anon? Brackish Okun from that new independence day movie"
>look up picture of him
>tfw now have intense desire to die

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>>8368167
>>8368154
>>8368094
>>8367875
>>8368095
tfw now your sad about your conetits, bad hips, no butt, you dont pass, and that you will never be a mom

>>8368080
I got some dope ass gyno

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>>8368176
And to think real women have it all.

>>8368122
Fair, did you not like progesterone?

>>8368173
Iktf everytime someone says who I remind them off i know its gona be deeply insulting.

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>>8368169
Maybe.

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>>8368182
aaaaa this shouldnt be the dysphoria inducing, image thread

>>8368167
Its alright i guess, one of the few good things going for me..

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>>8368176
I don't have conetits and I have nice hips/butte

>>8368182
>>8368196
Please post these and similar in >>8340046 too. Otherwise posters who don't visit /mtfg/ will miss them.

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>this thread
If sometime could shoot me in the brainstem that would be really nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNJ_BQwsic

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>>8368196
That's not chubskie.
Not chubby enough.

>>8368209
I have been posting there but I got bored.
Here's a crossplayer (that's a dude btw).

>>8368216
Maybe you would feel better if you stopped watching shitty cartoons?

>getting triggered by cis women
ishygddt

Morning.

Got a job interview today, wish me luck please

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>>8368223
That's Cheska, she started becoming a strong mommy.

Elanna's gay

>>8368080
It's pretty good for how far I am.

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>>8368225
Unfortunately I can't post academic achievements. Or wasted years.

>>8368228
Good luck! Just try to not be yourself.

>>8368230
It is chubskie. Time to bail the thread before nudes start getting posted.

This thread is inches away from drama but like, nobody is stirring the pot.

>>8368225
says you, cis body

>>8368241
Says you boob haver

i dont wish luck, i trust in gods plan.

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Let's change subject shall we?
I got a nicechip what do now

>>8368237
Hmmm.
>>8368241
Lol what more u want lol ur already so pretty

Lol ur such a girl lol

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>>8368080
pretty good they're growing again and back to perky b cups :3

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>>8368237
Getting hung up on the past is for chumps

>>8368246
Sounds like my gf

>>8368247
>boot esp drive!!!!

>>8368237
What's your problem with Cheska?

>>8368246
all part of gods plan
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=harlequin+baby

girl butts drive me nuts

Let's turn this into a happy thread

>>8368261
so?

>>8368259
Wat

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>when u hungry for cock

>>8368271
omg that microchip looks so fun
the asmr (asm lol can it make a new sonic?) chip almost got quads!

>>8368274
no slutting

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>>8368274
>when you hungry for cock but can never get any from your bf

>>8368282
Lame, me and my bf are gonna fug in like 4 hours

>>8368282
consider girlcock

how do i fuck

>>8368277
WAT
Are you trying to make me google weird stuffs?
It is fun, it can run doom.

I'm kinda considering going full-time in September when the new semester starts. I'll be 10 months hrt by then and probably won't pass yet but that's as good a time as any i guess. Still really scary, i need to put in a lot of voice work this summer

>>8368286
i miss that feel m8. I'm thirsty af with no water in sight

>>8368289
it's becoming more appealing by the day. this no sex shit is getting on my last fucking nerve and the excuses need to stop

>>8368289
tfw no mommy gf with girlcock

I showed u my gt answer me.

>>8368291
ya lol
most sega games were made in assembly language
im playing word games off the letters of your silicone wafers, like a waifu would do.
i like doom. the weapon system is easy. like zelda 1.

>>8368290
>get on bed with bf
>French kiss
>kiss some more
>pull your boobs out
>let him finger u with ur clothes still on
>put ur face in front of his fly and unzip
>let cock pop out right at mouth level
>give it kisses
>suck it deep a few times
>lay back and let him undress you
>let out a moan and bite ur lip signifying its time for penetration
>put legs over his shoulders and let him eat u out for a bit
>then ur ready for sex

>>8368308
>eat out
gross enough when it's a cis girl

kayla skipping cam whoring and going to erotic story master

>>8368312
it feels pretty nice actually and ofc it goes without saying your always clean your butt out thoroughly before sex

>>8368312
My boi pucci is alway super clean and he worships my ass

Ur loss u don't know the feel of getting rimmed

>>8368315
Actually I'm prolly gonna start camming to afford implants
I wanna set my boobs to wumbo

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>>8368315
kayla story giv big cums

kinda wanna cam too desu
wage slaving is gay. i just want somewhere to live.

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>>8368304
Oh, I see, ok, I was too autistic to get it lol.
It's not the same assembly tho, it's a Tensilica Xtensa CPU, it's not even a ARM (but frankly ARM are shit, Xtensa r more fun, and next i'm getting one that uses RISC-V when they get less expensive).
IT HAS SO MANY FEATURES THO

>>8368080
Cute feet.

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>>8368323
I just stream, be kinda cute and people will like you. I've already gotten donations :3

>>8368308
what if i'm fucking my gf and im trans how do i fuck

>>8368322
DELETE. didnt u just say history is dumb? y u save logs?

>>8368329
>gf
*Sigh*

>>8368329
I also need to know this

>>8368329
same as kayla described but instead of a dude it's two girls

>>8368330
Are you sure you're replying to the right post?

>>8368324
tjat RF chip looks fun. can it do software defined radio?!

*will cam 4 SDR lewds*

>>8368318
>Ur loss
>implying anyone would do that to me even if i wanted it

>>8368339
post butt

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>>8368344
Need bf to take pic at his place for bettee light

>>8368339
sometimes i feel as if kayla was designed by a chaser

like she's just some sort of sexbot a chaser tinkered with in his basement until he got her just right

>>8368348
nude butt

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>>8368326
>tfw cheska will never step all over me
>tfw sophie probably gets the softest sweetest footjobs

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>>8368339
>boner
lewd!

>>8368341
I think someone tried to get it to do SDR, but I don't remember if they succeeded.

>>8368350
kek

>>8368350
>tinkered
Tinkler'd*

>>8368339
Congrats on the pregnancy

>>8368360
We're considering an abortion

>>8368355
it probaly worked and then their smart tv empd'd the house and xe's car drove em off a cliff

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>>8368352
>tfw you will never suck moap's toes

>>8368366
THE JUICE DID IT

>>8368371
>>8368372

g..give me juice..

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>>8368372
i-im supposed to like girls d-dont make me think these thoughts

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>>8368372
Don't fucking post sissy captions

>>8368331
explain whats wrong with transbianism pls

>>8368379
don't bother, kayla is the extremely homophobic and insecure straight type lol

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>>8368369
>tfw you will never have cheska step on your face and call you a perverted freak

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>>8368379
nothing really like what you like m8

it is p funny to meme about it. ppl take it so seriously here

>>8368372
> tfw no vagoo
>>8368375
no.

/mtfg/ post your panties

>>8368379
Because id prolly like it so i say its gross lol
Tbh I'd fuck elanna no homo

>>8368039
you should just dress like a boy and *dances* r-e-v-e-r-s-e t-r-a-p

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Who did you guys talk to when you first started to question if you were trans?
For some reason I've got a bad feeling about telling any of my closest friends or girlfriend, and relatives are right out because they'd probably overreact and mislead the whole world at a gathering or accidentally facebook post/tagging instead of PMing. The only trans person I know personally is my girlfriend's best friend who I'm only acquainted with. For some reason, I feel inclined to talk to someone who's been in the same friend circle (and one of my best friends' other best friend) but I've only fairly recently started hanging out with or bonding with outside of group events

>>8368394

ditto :/

>>8368393
i talked about it on mtfg then I just came out to all my friends then family

but I'm the reckless type

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>>8368382
no more

a man can only take so much

>>8368295
You probably disgust him really

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>>8368379
Transbianism is the purest form of love

>>8368404
weak b8 but have this pity (You)

>>8368391
bi > het tho

>>8368409
eh they each have their merits

>>8368380
she's not straight

>>8368405
bi > het > les

>>8368407
>weak b8
If your be is constantly making excuses, you are either disgusting him or he's cheating on you

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>>8368391
We know

>>8368392
h-haha good idea thanks

>>8368415
or a third option

>>8368417

Elanna... no ....

>>8368427
And that is?

>>8368417
Why don't you and Kayla meet up to cuddle each other and maybe see where things go from there?

It's not like you and Faye, where there's genuine animosity between you. I think this would be a good way to repair yours and Kayla's damaged relationship. Perhaps she'd even let you have a turn with her bf too.

https://www.dailystrength.org/group/hypotonia/discussion/adult-hypotonia
this is practically the only piece of info I can find on the entire internet written by somebody with the same condition as me and it's a largely inactive questions thread on a rando website with zero answers given to any of the questions, just people crying out into thin air
how on earth is there such an absolute lack of information or community around something that isn't even that rare?

>>8368427
let me see your ass

http://www.strawpoll.me/13082346
http://www.strawpoll.me/13082346
http://www.strawpoll.me/13082346
http://www.strawpoll.me/13082346

>>8368432
da intarwebz was made to bring humanity together.
unfortunately everyone hangs out on reddit and kike book.

>>8368435
who would filter snickerdoodle?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13082377

>>8368429
medical reasons

>>8368433
no

>>8368444
butt please

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>>8368430
We have a damaged relationship?

>>8368428
Why?

>>8368450

Elanna will you be my friend

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>>8368435
I feel alittle better now

>>8368450
>We have a damaged relationship?
Mmm, it's obvious to an outsider. Myopia prevents you from seeing it, but don't worry, you can fix it if you just meet up with her and maybe just kiss and cuddle for a bit.

>>8368457
webcam-toy-photo1.jpg

>tfw when it's time for your hrt at night you can feel your repressive self building back up again

>>8368464
yes, that is the file name.
...good job?

>>8368453
I'm not a very good friend you know.

>>8368458
So, do we need to film it?

>>8368457
You remind me of Yennefer of Vengerberg in that pic

how long does it take to grow long hair?
also
is starting hrt at 19 a bad idea?

>>8368476
I hope that's a good thing

>>8368432
oh and this from the same website
https://www.dailystrength.org/group/hypotonia/discussion/adult-hypotonia-lisa-s-story

>works at Blockbuster 4 half-days a week
>no social life
>this is considered a resounding success

fucking kill me lol I don't want to put up with 40-60 more years of this shit

>>8368475

Oh....okay...

Sadd

http://www.strawpoll.me/13080596/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13080596/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13080596/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13080596/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13080596/

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>when your life is going great but u can't be happy because manface
Ffs when ;_;

>>8368490
>Sadd
/puts penis in your butt

>>8368475
>So, do we need to film it?
Preferably, although it's okay if you just want to take photos too.

Nothing like capturing happy memories and sharing them with your /mtfg/ buddies.

>>8368478
>how long does it take to grow long hair?

It took me about a year to get shoulder length

>>8368498
wow you got cute, is your ass still good?

>>8368498
you look fine

>>8368505
Maybe my new sunglasses and the way i do my makeup makes my face look worse, every time i don't contour i look worse

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>>8368501
I feel like you want Kayla x Elanna porn and are trying to ruse me into it

>>8368488
Yeah sorry it's probably for your own good

>>8368515
Doesn't have to be porn, we could just cuddle

>Kayla
>not rich

25 mg is the starting dosage for cypro right?

>>8368525
isnt she a successful escort?

AHAHAHA YOUR PUNY CODE IS NO MATCH FOR MY COMPILATION POWER

>>8368531
no it's suppose to be 35mg

>>8368535
slut

>>8368515
>I feel like you want Kayla x Elanna porn and are trying to ruse me into it
I would never do that, I'm just looking out for your best interests.

Also, you've been longing for the soft, tender embrace of a girl's arms for quite some time now, so we'd be killing two birds with one stone - or be getting two birds stoned at once (whatever it takes to break the ice).

>>8368536
I AM COMPILATING A WHOLE GCC AND YOU CANT STOP ME

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>>8368536
>>8368540
Aw fuck.


Also, Dolphin now preview webm! That's nice.

:/

slept from 8am to 4pm this is fuckt

>Kayla's life is real

I have honestly believed it was an elaborate performance piece until now.

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>>8368537
I mean that does sound kind of nice not gonna lie..

>>8368520
See I have this problem where I tend to be quite lewd when I cuddle, my butt has a mind of its own

>>8368559
It's so hot imo.

>>8368559
She also fell in love with the very first guy she ever met. She's just forcing herself happy

>>8368350
how so?

>>8368572
she's everything a chaser wants: a hot girl with a dick who isn't shy about showing it off or having it touched

she's not depressed or mopey or boring like most trannies, she has a high sex drive and she's loyal to her bf

>>8368576
>not depressed or mopey
um...

>>8368576
dream life

wat is dolphin
are you making tendies to compile in your kernel?
i am telling KFC youre cheating!

>bf finally agrees to dick me
finally sweet release

>>8368578
when are you going to consummate your relationship with DC?

>>8367891
this is the only post in this thread i agree with

Spaghetti stir fry incoming

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>>8368588
what makes you think we haven't already?

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>>8368611
DELETE THIS

>>8368615
you still smell like virgin

>>8368582
Dolphin's a bretty nice file browser, it's KDE's default ;)
We're not making tendies, silly girl!

I still feel this whole tranny shit is cause I never got laid as a teen

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>>8368619
I'm just that pure I guess

If I pray hard enough do you think someone will finally viciously murder me

>>8368620
>using kde
>not running emacs fullscreen

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>>8368632
omw

>>8368627
also, get DC to finally buy you a better camera

i've seen photographs of world war 1 soldiers in higher resolution than this

>>8368620
>KDE
>not using a TWM like i3
ISHYGDDT

>>8368618
No

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dont belly

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>>8368644
REEE THESE FOOD MEMES NEED TO STOP

>>8368626
i got laid as a teen and it was awful every time, u did the right thing

>>8368620
idk how to cook up code. best i can hope is to cook tendies for a techie
>>8368635
agp vs. vim

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>>8368642
I can buy my own camera

>>8368651
evil mode is hsts :^)

emacs is agp
vim is trutrans

>>8368626
>>8368650
I got laid at 18 after having a healthy and mutually supportive het relationship for a couple years. And continued to regularly. Still here

i <3 u all so much

>>8368663
A G P
G
P

(when u say i assume you mean straightgay)

>>8368666
*say het

>>8368652
no, that's what bfs are for

Reeeeeee why can't I get an erection anymore!? It feels weird not get an erection when my girlfriend playing with my tickler :\

>>8368626
iktf but yolo amirite

>>8368650
>>8368663
>>8368675
I can never forgive myself for not knowing

>>8368666
I'm a biological male, was (and still am) dating a biological female, and am faffing about here because I'm questioning my life
Just sharing input on the "getting laid as a teen" subject, although I don't know if "long anticipated and loving sexual intercourse between devoted partners" is what was intended by "getting laid". I always hated the idea of casual sex.

>>8368674
hrrrrr >:(

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>>8368635
>>8368643
> using meme desktop environments
P R O D U C T I V I T Y
<removed by antispamflaggin attemp>

>>8368656
> tfw using nano, kate, and kdevelop
KDE is trutrans

>>8368651
code is a PITA 90 % of the time, you're not missing much. Hell, computers are pieces of shit.

REEEEE I am not spam fucking 4chan fuck. Stop telling me to reformat!

>>8368682
>I'm a biological male
now that i think about it, mtfg prob has the highest percentage of biological males of any general on the chans. all just chasers and us

>>8368680
Why? Just get over it and live your life

i'm 6'2" :(

>>8368697
i'm 5'2" :/

>>8368685
teeech meee. jk not even adderall can give me a new skill

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I WANT TO STOP HAVING DREAMS FUCK MY LIFE AND MY STUPID TRANNY BRAIN

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Is it normal to have it feel like every little sound is overwhelming my senses and causing me to panic?

>>8368694
I was deeply spooked by alpha beta and omega dictomey

>>8368708
Get Kara to lobotomise you.

how could they be men's clothes or men's body parts or men's testosterone and stubble, if they're mine?

because i'm a girl and that makes them women's clothes and women's body parts and women's testosterone

>>8368701
smol

my room smells like a lady, they said.
so i got that going for me

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>>8368717
>how could they be men's clothes or men's body parts or men's testosterone and stubble, if they're mine?
>because i'm a girl and that makes them women's clothes and women's body parts and women's testosterone
dumb cissies just don't get it

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>>8368708
>tfw hardly ever have dreams that i remember, and it makes me angry
>>8368714
i mean, if you have autism, then it is probably normal

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>>8368718
yea i know