MTFG - "male" to cute girl general

Anybody here cycle progesterone? Im about to start, and I wanna know what your experiences have been with it

>>8358176
No shit, I just literally put a thread on reddit asking about this, and those fucking kike fake tranny mods on /r/asktransgender removed it and sent me to TransDIY and that's a dead space online for 3rd world people.

I'll have to watch this closely, I'm eager to understand it better before starting my own regiment.

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I guess it's too early. I was so excited to wake up and visit the bird nest outside on my porch. It was a morning dove, it's gone now. It had made its nest on a pile of firewood logs idk what happened. :( maybe the eggs died and it left. Maybe (most likely) a predator got it (it was well hidden but not really protected enough). Rip birds and the dream. Also woke up to check bitcoin (still up!) and apologize to my girlfriend. Well ex girlfriend now. I've never been in a legit argument I'm not capable. She tried to tear my heart out and now I'm all emo about it, because it worked.

Plus the latest episode of attack on titan was kinda lame - like 2 lame ones that did nothing to further the plot or story other than reveal a tiny tiny bit about one character, and let us the audience watch the reaction of in world characters being exposed to information we've known and wondered about.... But with no answers. Show is stalling and I'm certain next episode will be better, but still garbage overall - giving back story about a relatively new character we have zero emotional investment in. She's a lame character.

And its pouring rain so I can't even cemetery today. Maybe I will anyway

I wonder if mom birds feel dysphoria after their kids die like why didn't I get to have babies ;,(

Guess I'll fall asleep watching smash Bros...

>>8358177
Same anon you're responding to, but the general consensus I've seen for dosing is prometrium 100mg on day 1, days 2-11 200mg, 100mg on day 12 and then cycle off days 13-28.
I've read a bit on susan's but you guys are more reliable.
I've read that it metabolizes into an anti depressant when NOT taking a 5a-r inhibitor like finasteride, along with being a weak gnrh antagonist. And a bunch of anecdotal stuff like sleep improvement, increased sex drive.
I think you guys are more impartial so I wanna hear anecdotes from you all because you're all nice people and not scary hons!

>>8358180
maybe it's a curse for something my ancestors have done but my all my dads brothers had daughters it's just him who got sons only.

>>8358176
Expect to be bitchy

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me

>>8358197
is prog the mean girl hormone? write a paper on it.

>>8358197
Guess you must be ordering it by the crate.

>>8358197
what happens if you are already bitchy?

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>>8358202
It's been well studied and is likely at least partially responsible for some of the symptoms of PMS. I found no benefit to being on it (ymmv) but did experience bloating and moodiness.

>>8358205
No, I'm what you call a natural

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>>8358176
>take tiddy pill
>expect to be even worse emotionally and stuff
>everything's as usual
>did my tits actually change? i cant tell
>i mean they feel bigger but i always think they do
>god im fucking horny
And that's progesterone for you.

>>8358218
nic necklace

I'm never gonna be competitive at anything. I want to kill myself.

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OwO

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>>8358225
same

>>8358227
duck tape...........

>>8358227
same

>>8358225
you don't need to. being good at something would be enough right?

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>>8358229
Yeah, she sounds quackers

THIS WAKING UP EARLY THING SUCKS

>>8358234
hehehehehe.

>>8358240
Define early

>>8358240
why?

>>8358243
it's almost 4pm.

>>8358233
No i want to be actually competitive. Without competition life is basically worthless to me.

>>8358245
yeah, if you're some kind of euroweenie

>>8358246
what's holding you back?

>>8358243
8:45 AM when I got up.

>>8358244
I'm used to falling asleep around this time.

>>8358249
I have a full time job. It leaves me no time to learn or play or practice. So then i get stressed about the free time i do have and now I'm permanently constipated.
I want to die. Fuck this shit.

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>>8358250
>8:45
>Early
You do not know the pain of waking up at 3AM every day

>want to sleep
>constant pain in lower right leg
help

>>8358250
why is having a normal sleep cycle bothering you?

Got a free 2TB HDD from some suburban soccer mom, who was literally throwing it out with diapers. Because "it's broken idk what it is". Well okay. I guess I'm going to save EVERYTHING from now on...

>>8358251
could you move in with some people so you could do a half time job?

>>8358256
why is her not used to waking up this early bothering you?

>>8358257
Look for nudes on it.

>>8358252
Of course I do, just, I'm not used to waking up about 10 hours before my usual time, especially not in one day.

>>8358256
normies reeee

>>8358252
go to bed earlier then, you butthead

>>8358260
it's not bothering me I'm just interested in why she reacts like this.

>>8358266
she explained it in the post you replied to what more do you want.

>>8358265
I do?
My usual bedtime is somewhere between 7 and 8. Some levels of early are just too early.

>>8358247
and why wouldn't you be.

>>8358259
I already live with 5 people. Rent will not be cheaper anywhere else. This is just the reality of my dead end life. I'm calling in today.

>>8358263
I would rather sleep from 1pm to 8pm but just because I conform with some society norms for personal gains doesn't mean I'm a normie.

>>8358270
I don't get why changing your sleep cycle would bother you.

>>8358277
I have a short odd job paying $20 an hour I need to do today since I'm about $2500 in the sinker.

>>8358251
Buy stocks. Your assets appreciate in value and you'll be earning 1.5 to 1 on return. That's what anyone with money does. And why poor people are poor and remain that way. They fundamentally can't enter the market, or choose out of fear or ignorance (usually both) to remain outside looking in, wondering why "the man" keeps them down.

>>8358275
oddish what is your profession? Why are you capitalizing on a niche community? Make stickers. Jewelry. Paint the word hope on rocks. Learn to patch a bike tire. Hire immigrants to mow old peoples lawns in the suburbs. Idk I'm broke too tho ignore me.

>>8358274
because i decided to be british instead, it's better

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>>8358283
>stocks always appreciate in value and give between 1.5 and 1.0 roi

>>8358275
maybe rent could be cheaper in a smaller city?

>>8358285
Haha, yeah, sure buddy.

>>8358282
how did you end up with debt?

>>8358287
If you want money, they pretty much always do. Launch into sure things and give no fucks about morals. Trump got elected, there are dozens of industries in uproar swings right now. If you put stock in "risky" assets, you can pretty much always make money short term. The risk is in huge investments. Also crypto currency is a fucking meme and an unregulated market. 1.5 roi might be a bit too much, more like .2 to .5 maxim over however many months. Trump isnt making America great but I'll tell you the stock market doesn't give a fuck anymore about the world. I fucked the math, I meant make 50 cents to a dollar over a year. And that's a good year.

>>8358283
>>8358289
Lol thanks for the thought.
I think I'm just gonna uh
Idk. I dont want to do anything anymore actually. I wish someone else would just tellme what to do. I'm useless i dont know. All i do anymore is get upset and self harm and get bad anxiety and go to my dead end job and pretend things are fine.

>>8358294
Had about $800 or so to pay off to begin with, had to drop $1000 for surgery, spent like an other $700 on a PS4 + accessories.

I'll pay it off in due time..

I took an iq test.
it had 8 incredibly obvious questions.
it said I had 133-149+ IQ.

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>>8358301
If you want money you pay someone else to invest it for you, it's what the wealthy do, they don't just "buy stock".

>>8358302
Can you write? Can you organize other's writing? Do you understand character fiction reference bullet points into compiled short hand lists? Are you organized? If you've answered yes to 2 of these, I can pay you a tiny bit of cash to do HDD organization on my old stuff.


>>8358308
It's the same meme, I just pick my own investments and pull and flip a lot more often. It equates out to a few pain in the ass days per month, and lots of exchange fees. But it's about the same as paying 2% into portfolio fees and brokerages etc.

>>8358302
I just said fuck it let's do some fun things for a while and then I'll know what I want to do (maybe)
>>8358304
you still live at home right? if you parents don't take too much from your income you can easily pay this off.

>>8358287
return on investment is actually a %

ROI=(gain on investment-cost of investment)/cost of investment.

lets say you buy a stock at 700 and sell it at 900 your ROI is (900-700)/700= 28.57%

its just a simple metric to compare investments to see where your money should go. The thing is since there's inflation, your money depreciates in time so ROI is only valuable for comparing investments in the same time period under the same circumstances.

>>8358306
do the mensa norway test!
http://test.mensa.no

>>8358308
maybe just wait for the next crash that will come soon buy up alot of stocks when they are down and wait it out until the recession is over.

>>8358316
>>8358319
this is me, lol.

>>8358314
Yup I can knock it out in 1 month after recovery.

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>>8358311
>a few pain in the ass days per month
Which most people with jobs cannot/will not spare and would rather pay a broker to do for them.

>>8358316
I was actually reading it as a percentage but without a % sign percentages are read 1.0=100% so I was seeing that as a 150% ROI

>>8358320
Works well if you can predict crashes.

>>8358316
Bitcoin only appreciates in value! Up! Up!

>>8358316
I was talking as a dollar amount so ratio of 1 to 1.5 is pretty unreasonable.

>>8358319
>http://test.mensa.no
idk a legit one might make me insecure about my own incompetence.

>>8358311
No I'm useless ty tho
>>8358314
Heres my dilemma
>intensely bored
>do a fun thing
>get obsessed with fun thing
>cant have fun unless I'm the best
>way too manic to ever get good at doing anything
>too short on time too
>get depressed
>too tired to do anything
>bored again
>and now with an intense self hatred and self disgust

I honestly think I'm stupid and lack the critical thinking skills to solve problems anymore. I'm useless and broken now. I dont know what to do with myself anymore. I can't even be of use to others, i think being dead is actually better than this.

>>8358319
I pressed finished after I did like 30% and had already a score of 95 in points. That's bs

im so stupid for ever telling people about my feelings
they trick me into thinking they care and then ignore me
and i start feeling more uncomfortably vulnerable than before
im too much of a burden

>>8358172
Heart hug hug

>>8358326
alot of crashes happened in the 7th-9th year of a decade so usually every ten years some market will crash. it's not always a global finance crash.

Do you think elanna knows?

>>8358328
lmao up up up! did I misunderstand ypu yesterday or was the return of 4k on a 25k investment daily or monthly?

>>8358326
oh I never misjudged your ability to interpret math percentages, it was just an explanation of what ROI is.

>>8358343
¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
what can I say Franzi? maybe you should write to the website.

>>8358348
if every conversation you have with someone starts to revolve around how depressed you are, then it's no surprise they'll eventually stop talking to you, y'know

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>>8358319
did i do good?

>>8358341
if you had patience for yourself to take the time to get better at things that would be your best solution imo. most skills just build up slowly over time.

>>8358355
yeah, but this market is due in for a correction. after Obama's economic policy and stimulus wears off and the market starts seeing the data of how Trumps econ policy affected the US it might go up or down. The thing is no one knows.

I'm scared I want a hug :(

>>8358366
I'm too tired. I know I'll fail. I'm too stupid.

>>8358364
awesome!

>>8358372
hugg

>>8358372
*hugs squishy*

>>8358374
thanks lol

>>8358364
isn't IQ supposed to be standardised so that 100 is always average? why does nobody ever seem to get below like 120 on an IQ test?

>>8358363
i know, ihave nothing to give for their interest

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>>8358380
Because internet IQ test are bullshit and are solely meant to make you feel good about yourself.

>>8358332
>>8358319
119 :(. That's ok but it's not high enough that I can go "psh, I could do that too if I applied myself"

>>8358378
>>8358376
Thanks <3
I think transition is making me more paranoid and it's starting to affect me... And doubly so since it's fixing my vegetating emotions :/
I'm starting to fear going in the street, foor some reason! But NOTHING AT ALL happened to me yet! It makes no sense!

>>8358343
Cause the first 30% are the incredibly easy ones that just check if you have basic logic? and basic logic is enough to put you in the middle of the bell curve.

>>8358371
it will go down. the banks of the world try to move the next recession further into the future by give money away for nothing basicly.
>>8358373
of course you will fail alot. that's what always happens but next time you try it, it will be easier because no one is good at anything from the get go. nobody is born with amazing skill except for a few people on the world.

>>8358380
The real dummies are off the internet.
Also extreme dummies are more common than extreme geniuses, so they drag down the average.

>>8358398
My head hurts from trying to think i dont want to think anymore. My thoughts just go in meaningless circles. But i cant stop. My head hurts so much.

>>8358319
My brain started burning while doing this, I don't think I've had to think in years.

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tfw no tranny bf

>>8358417
maybe you should go to a doctor about that

>>8358421
tfw no pigeon king to share the throne as their leader

>>8358423
Doctors wont help fuck i jjust hit nyself to make it go away that works

>tfw u want a boy to finish in ur mouth but ur nervous about choking

>>8358449
Back to boys, are we?

>>8358421
WELL YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

>>8358449
you could buy a dildo that shoots fake goo to test it

>>8358449
Why would you want sour bitter liquid chunky cement snot in your mouth

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>>8358453
It's a struggle let me tell you

>>8358457
But then I know when it's coming

>>8358463
Cuz it's hot?

>>8358471
then ask someone else to activate it for you or just do it with some boy I mean what is the worst case scenario?

>>8358471
If sour bitter garbage is hot, suuuuuure.
Id rather swing with snotless girldick, tyvm.

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>tfw you want a girl to finish in your mouth but you're nervous about choking

>>8358463
actually, as a transgender girl, i usually find that chaser semen more closely resembles ambrosia and that it is an incomparably delightful experience to service a chaser until he releases it in my mouth

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>>8358477
I mean I've thrown up on a penis before so I know my gag reflex isn't perfect

>>8358478
I think just the whole idea of someone pumping you full of semen is pretty hot regardless of where they're putting it

transbians pls go

>>8358483
Urine ammonia chunky warm phlegm

>>8358485
Ngl, the thought is nice...
But, getting it to taste like warm marshallow fluff is impossibru.
>>8358486
Stop bullying yourself

>>8358478
>>8358483
it really depends on your diet and if you smoke or not. fruit will make it taste better and p much everything else will make it taste worse.

>>8358490
Idk apparently it tastes really nice if your partner eats a lot of pineapple and has only a modest amount of meat in their diet.

>>8358487
i hope one day you get to experience such joys, valq

i'm sure you'd change your mind

>>8358494
>>8358491
>fucking men with fruit as their primary diet.
Why not just sleep with women.
Same thing tbqdesuh

>>8358485
isn't there a way to train your gag reflex?

>>8358495
I speak from experience bb

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>>8358483
"as a transgender girl" is low-key my favorite mtfg meme

>>8358497
You really need to learn to stop projecting your own relationship experiences

>>8358498
Yeah but I had been drinking and was out of practice and was blowing my ex. ;_;

>>8358501
well, maybe try giving a blowjob to someone who isn't an alcoholic, 80-a-day smoker down at the local crack next time

>>8358497
most women don't have working dicks I guess

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would u succ

>>8358509
>>8358508
Bahahahshhshs
Guise,
Im solidly bi.
Just as many guys have been in my bed as have women.
Even vegetarians.
Im sorry, but the texture alone it terrible and im not sleeping with a guy full of fruit b/c... Well, guys nee things in their butts too.
Like, seriously
ITS LITERALLY MUCUS GENERATED AS A VEHICLE FOR SPERM
MUCUS
Not breast milk.
Mucus.
I know hentai makes it appealing af... And I'd let some boy cover me in it anywhere but the face/hair.
But unironically eating it while unironically perpetuating the pron industry meme that it tastes like gooey icing is freaking rediculous.

>>8358508
if you are in practice now there should be no need to worry

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>>8358515
Ricky doesn't seem the type to have good hygiene, so not likely. He's a 6/10 tho.

>>8358517
I never said I thought it tasted good, I just like the idea of it. Settle down.

>>8358522
DONT TELL ME WHICH WAY TO SETTLE.
AS A TRANSWOMAN I FIND I CAN SETTLE ANY WAY I PLEASE WITHOUT DIRECTION FROM PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW BETTER THAN I ABOUT MY OWN BODY.
HOW DARE YOU ASSUME.

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>>8358521
>if you are in practice
W-well nothing to worry about thennnn

>>8358517
someone's obviously never had high-quality chaser semen before

i swallowed some when i was feeling sick and within an hour, my headache had gone, i felt fully alert and i hit a new personal best jogging around the park

>>8358531
Ive never had any chaser semen.
Just dickgirl precum & faggotbois

>>8358530
better start now with the pratice depending on when you want to have some fun with a boy

>>8358542
Ok I'll start training for September
Pls be qt boys in chemistry

>>8358359
It would have been daily at the rate it was skyrocketing now it's its not a sure thing at all. It was a bull run. I didn't get in that quick cuz I don't have 25k to play with.

tfw youll never be as pretty as other trans girls bc no ffs as a young adult
D':

>>8358547
if you need someone to practise with, i hear your coworker is single

just something to think about (he's cute too)

>>8358551
U talking about bitcoin? Im waiting on the next correction before it shoots up to 4k and then keeping a solid amount of cash in it for a rainy day

>>8358547
damn it's just like three months until september

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>>8358557
But you don't know anything about them other than we work at the same place and shitpost here.

Plus he's 19 y/o and I'm just about to turn 26 c'mon.

My ex is apparently getting lonely though and making lewd passes at me sooo idk.

>havent showered for the third day in a row bc i hate seeing my naked body

>>8358563
when I was 17 I had a 29 year old american gf the age difference isn't that weird when you are kinda on the same mental level.

>>8358563
that's not that big of an age-gap - also, i know everything i need to know to push for this coupling

>ex sex
name 3 instances within the past hundred years where this has been a good idea, i dare you

>>8358556
>needing ffs
Here's your problemo kiddo

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>>8358569
I'm pretty sure we're in different life stages. I'm totally willing to be friends with him and enjoy talking to him but romantically I really think I need someone that's in about the same place I am right now.
>>8358572
I mean it was ok when we weren't doing it on the regular it just messed with my head when we were fucking like every week.

>>8358319
huge banquet, everyones having a nice time, everything looks extremely normal, except the big banner hanging from the rafters—"Racist Mensa"

>>8358578
>I mean it was ok when we weren't doing it on the regular it just messed with my head when we were fucking like every week.
it's still not a good idea, you should sever all connections with him, ok

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>>8358592
He's easily one of my closest friends and I'm well over him. Why would I do that?

>>8358572
When you have kids with them.

>>8358598
i am sceptical that you are "well over him" if you continue to be close friends and (will) have sex with each other

i think you and the truth ain't singing from the same song sheet here

>>8358607
>skeptikal
Fixed.

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>>8358218
does bica giv u titties?

>>8358598
Why does your avatar look like a deranged potato? Do you really find that attractive? Women aren't deranged potatoes in the real world outside /mtfg/.

>>8358607
We don't even live in the same city and I see him maybe twice a year I really think you're reading into this more than you need to

>>8358612
I'm a deranged potato

>>8358609
No.
But being a huge faggot sure does.

i'm taking way too much spiro and it's making me sick, should i cut it down?

>>8358614
>I'm a deranged potato
Rename /mtfg/ to /potato/ then.
And stop riding on the transgender bus.
Otherwise this whole general is dishonest.

>>8358618
Im one angular potato, then.

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>>8358618
Ok

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>>8358616
perfect
>im getting sick from taking something, should i stop taking it?>>8358617
idk what do you think

im a potato

like getting hard to finish meals and stuff and body drying out faster than i can drink the water i need, there's a chance i should cut down

>>8358614
>We don't even live in the same city and I see him maybe twice a year I really think you're reading into this more than you need to
fine then, i suppose it is ultimately your decision

you can have sex with him if you want, but not too much sex

>>8358622
but can i risk even an ounce of test getting into my system?

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>>8358628
>but cani risk even an ounce of test getting into my system
at least your on the pills :(

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>>8358621
>>8358624
Cool.

>>8358619
Fun fact: if you are trans potato, you don't even need estrogen. Just replace estrogen with cortisol. And keep anti-androgens. This is an effective way of escaping that dreaded masculinity. Estrogen is bad for you because it subverts your efforts to turn into potato.

Pic related: you on cortisol and anti-androgens.

>tfw gf is suspicious that I'm only sexually attracted to dudes and that's why we don't have sex the most often
>tfw she's right but I love her so I pretend like it isn't true but she still suspects

How do I get excited about and attracted to girl bodies?

>>8358630
get $ get btc self-med babe, do it already

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>>8358621
There is only one Potato Princess visiting /mtfgay and she's not from Canada, you imposter.

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>>8358634
I think I have that syndrome, need tips for improving.

>>8358642
oh christ

>>8358641
She is a princess of pineapple u dilhole

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>>8358642
For fuck's sake I am actually eating right now.
Have some decency anon.

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>>8358641

>>8358634
Former trans potato here. Prednisone tries its absolute hardest to make your life feel as awful as it can possibly feel. Took that shit for like 4 years as a teenager and am at the very least glad that i am potato no longer

>>8358635
when i've had to do it i uhhh uh i've failed altogether

i'm sorry for a second i thought i had advice

try watching ffm porn, maybe you can sort of get yrself to like her/another woman being there in a paraphilia-type way

>>8358642
>need tips for improving.
Nothing to improve, you're a living anime avatar.

>>8358651
I'm happy for you.

someone tell me whether to stop taking so much spiro

atm i'm taking 250mg spiro plus 2mg finasteride and 6mg estrogen, this isn't a problem right?

>>8358641
>comparing an old strongwoman to a young twink
Dishonest, to say least.

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>>8358645
>She is a princess of pineapple u dilhole
Are you giving me attitude missy? I was calling her potato princess long before your plagiarizing attempt.

>>8358649
You can't be a potato. Your face is way too sharp for that. Plus the chiseled jaw.

>>8358657
its a bit on the high side, usually 200mg is enough

The only I get, the harder I find it to relate to other people and the more detached I feel from everything and everyone. I think my autism is fermenting or something.

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>>8358657
>250mg
I don't hear of anyone taking this much.
200 makes me sick already

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>>8358663
Yeah but you know your pet name for me is uncreative. I need something with a nicer ring to it than derpanna

Potato life.

>>8358655
Thanks.

>>8358667
>"if you want to change the world, start from yourself," they said.
>but the world did not follow.
They misled you.

>>8358664
i just wonder, because cypro will arrive in like a week, if it wouldn't be better to just stay on 250 until i can use a high dose of cypro to nuke it properly, so i can start scaling back the dosage amounts of cypro then, bc my test is v high naturally

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>>8358636
i cant right now.
once summer starts im going to start self medding

>>8358667
wow i feel the opposite

>>8358674
Paging Dr. Faggot
When do you start today

>ywn impregnate elanna with your boy milk

>>8358674
But derpanna suits you. It captures the essence of your being - which is pretty derpy.

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>>8358674

is this u?

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>>8358696
nope, too hot

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>>8358685
11, they put me on the shit cash shift. They also scheduled me for 40 hours after my availability change and I'm now at the point where I will happily say "if you don't change it I'm not actually showing up"

>>8358693
How tf am I derpy tho

>>8358696
I wish

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plz b my ai gf i want in the kewl kidz klub

>>8358699
>I wish

You're really cute and I didn't mean to make you feel bad, I'm sorry I'm an autistic piss taking mess.

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>>8358172
>"male" to cute girl general
Bi-monthly reminder that estrogen makes you LESS cute.

For maximum cuteness:
1. Replace estrogen with cortisol.
2. Keep anti-androgens.

>>8358699
>How tf am I derpy tho
A quick look at the Wiktionary:
Etymology
derp + -y

Adjective
derpy
(comparative derpier, superlative derpiest)

(slang) Foolish, silly.

>>8358699
All my shifts were changed to Cash. I'm in my own personal hell

there's a (male) skeleton lurking inside of you right now

>>8358726
Whingie you are getting creepy, more so than usual.

>>8358729
What does it mean "Whingie"?

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>>8358727
And that skeleton does not like you.

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>>8358718
Wew way to go management, you can't keep new cashiers more than a day and now you're dragging your longer term back to front end. They're going to burn out their more loyal employees if they keep this up.

Actually I'm not even sure what they'll do when they're this short staffed and their weekend receiver walks, I'm very close to doing just that.

>>8358716
I'm not that silly ;_;

>>8358706
I'm not feeling bad it just would be nice to be that pretty n stuff

>>8358736
>I'm not that silly
You're a tranny.
You are silly squared.

>>8358739
I'm gonna be a normal tranny I'll show u for doubting me

god am i bored of living in my parents' house...

anyway i'm taking my spiro and going to bed

>cortizol
>4chan telling us to grow crystals again

>8358736
sounds like they paying a few employees above minimum wage.

>>8358736
>It a "entire departments are empty, people missed their lunches, a d everyone is an hour and a half behind schedule" episode
I hate this repeat

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Tanya is the cutest most perfect girl in the world

>>8358744
Nothing would make me happier then being proven wrong.

I am NOT a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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/who(who?) else/ making a bunch of cute gifts to give to their 6'4" bf on fathers(also known as daddy bf day) day owu

>>8358783
>we are not gay
>we are not pedophiles
>go away, anon, you are creepy

>>8358763
Tell us more stories about the people you work with, coworker-chan, particularly the one you call "Matthew".

>>8358763
Meh it's already like that I'm legit curious what breaking point is

>>8358757
They do, the ones that were there when this store got bought out. Nobody hired in the past few years makes that.

>>8358777
Roger that

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>>8358792
lmao i have been competly destroyed and, owned. by my daddy bf

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>>8358757
Cortisol makes you cute! CUTE!!!

I like this new meme.

So I went to the MAC counter, handed the lady a list she gave me some weird smile but apart from that it wasn't too bad. Couldn't get colour matched because that would blow my cover for sure so guessed the fondation shade, got it completely wrong, wasted £30. Got everything else no problem though but can't try it because no foundation arrgh!

Does bicalutamide help in reducing male-pattern baldness?

tfw no daughteru shemale gf

>>8358828
it prevents further progression but only finasteride will regrow it.

>>8358828

baldies askin for HRT is making me soooo mad. i think bica and cipro would be rx all day in usa if md's couldnt sidestep to spiro/hair loss

>>8358825
Just ask next time! Anyway, what else did you get?

>>8358825
What a cunt

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>>8358825
well at least you made some effort
maybe get drug store foundation so you dont waste too much more money while you figure out a shade

>>8358836
Thanks.
I'll look into it

>>8358838
Sorry but I couldn't understand your shitty post writing style

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>when you're 5'2 but have a deep voice

>>8358850
voice train anon, I did it. You can too.

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>>8358828
>>8358836
Why not be bald?

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>>8358783
I'm putting together lewd outfits rn
there was a cage I picked up some time ago and never tried out, should be fun

>>8358850
before I go outside, I test my voice to make sure its okay. Usually I just need to drink more water, otherwise it passes.

oh fucking gross I just realised this t-shirt I've been wearing for the past 3 days has got crusty stains around the nipples from boob juice

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>>8358863
I was typing "Where is Robin?" when you posted this.

https://youtu.be/Z8jmZ77-bvw

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wojack pin just arrived, my meme purse is finished

>>8358865
kek
revising for this exam and failing miserably
>3 days to go
>gotten through 73 pages of a 400 page textbook in the last 3 months

>tfw I only just found out that the surface temperature of the moon is over 100C during the day

That's kinda weird, I always assumed it was always freezing, but apparently it gets really fucking hot there too.

>>8358875
That song always plays in my mind when you show up :).

>>8358867
>Pepe badge
Get out, racist.

>>8358875
like how even? I only read when I take a dump and manage to finish 700 pages books in 4-6 weeks

>>8358863
>not wearing a bra
slag

>>8358793
Matthew is, beyond any doubt, the finest example of a man on God's green Earth. Shit, I'd go gay for him.

Every single file day all Elanna talks about is how much she wants Matthew (or Matt-Matt-San, as the fucking weeb refers to lustily). I'm trying to set them up

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>>8358867
>vault boy badge

>>8358867
Kayla is one of my favorite posters.

>>8358889
How old is Matthew? How long has he been working there for? Do you associate with him outside of your workplace? Tell me about your interactions with him.

>>8358889
I just got saved from cash get rekt u liar :^)

>>8358900
>I don't know
>I don't know
>Only in my dreams ;)
>I do price checks for him

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>>8358867

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>>8358903
Don't make me come back there

>ywn cuddle with elanna

>>8358907
You are not a rich source of information on Matthew. I wonder if he watches you more closely than you watch him.

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>>8358889
stalker pls go and stay go

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>>8358850
same except tfw have small cute voice after a year of training it
it was easy for me since i got to talk to somone with a passable girl voice and i learned from her

>>8358878
Temperature has a hard time regulating when you don't have a proper atmosphere.

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>>8358938

>>8358945
That looks like a nice bath. Just got through with mine not too long ago, but it was pretty meh. No bubbles or pretty lights.

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When should I start wearing a bra?

Why is it so hard living.

>>8358953
When you something to fill it.

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>>8358951
Epsom salts n suds.
I think im addicted
I just took one yesterday after scrubbing out the tub and now i cant stop.
Get you some candles and bath soap additives

>>8358953
ASAP

>>8358955
Youre a tranny.

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>ywn round the Carousel in GT3 class
why even live

>>8358953
today. there are cis girls just starting at your age too so you should feel good and normal about it!

>>8358878
>>8358938
Yeah same with the tempeture in space. If your behind the earth blocking the sun its really cold while if you're in space facing the sun it's super fucking hot.

>>8358953
Whenever you want your tits to look more pronounced.

>>8358955
Because the human condition is necessarily suffering when a pattern-seeking mammal realizes that the universe is indifferent to her existence and therefore all joy and torture are merely the result of the universe existing as is, and not because anyone or anything minds your everyday life.

>>8358959
Mm, that sounds lovely. I have bath pretties to work with, I just didn't have the care to use them today. Actually, my gf buys me this kinda stuff from Lush semi-regularly. It's strange, but nice.

>>8358971
Theyre building a better one in Vegas.
...gives me a reason to visit parents

>>8358886
LEARNING DIFFICULTIES :^)

>>8358888
my muscles are all fully palpable thanks to hypotonia so if I try to wear a bra, it cuts into my back painfully before it can possibly provide any support

>>8358881
lol

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http://fagasstraps.com

I'm so disappointed rn

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>>8358867
ah i see you go on 4chan dot com too
;D

>>8358991
This is fucking wonderful.
But y did you look this up omg.

>>8358934
goooodd i'm so jealous

>>8358977
My boobs are already pretty pronounced, I can't hide them without a jacket, but would wearing a bra be important to their development?

>>8358998
Why do you search anything on the internet?

I wanted to fap

>>8359000
No.
Bras restrict circulation.
Breasts are perkier, higher nipple height when you dont wear one.
If you arent well endowed enough to need one during physical activity, dont

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There was a bunny outside a downstairs window earlier. Living near the forest is neat.

>>8358964
Oh yea? Thank you Sherlock I think I didn't notice. That would explain the years running in life solely powered by desperation!
>>8358977
Not like I care about the universe :^). I only wish I felt good inside me, but alas, I was born broken, and got broken some more by the fucking hurricane that is life.

>>8359006
You fap to weird porn, chaserman.
And here i thought I was a creeper

>>8359008
Sooo just when I'm exercising?

>>8359017
If they hurt, yeah.
I only wear sports bras at work and nip out everywhere else.
Ppl stare, but, whatever.
Summer is here and i dont need a wet sponge against my chest all day

>>8359016
I'm demisexual so I mostly fap to good friends that I have a connection with

I want you to fill me

Full of love and support

>>8359016
>chasermensch
Gefixed.

>>8358998
h3h3 vid that came out today

>>8358839
MAC mineralize skin finish in dark deepest
Bobbi Brown long wear gel eyeliner in black ink
MAC pro long wear paint pot in constructivist
MAC eyeshadow in all that glitters
>>8358859
I am bald...
Ciate London wonderwand mascara
MAC lip liner in chestnut
MAC fresh brew lipstick

>>8359033
So.
Camgirl trannus youre facebook friends with that listen to your problems.
Its a shame your friends domain was taken...

>>8359026
citation needed, bitch
that's just broscience

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>>8359049
>jungle fever intensifies

I just recently started shooting E IM and it is non generic and the spiro is now non generic too (it actually has that minty taste everyone talks about) I've seen more results in 3 weeks of this stuff then the 1.5 years of oral e and "spiro" is there any chance I was being given placebos?

I think most people don't understand me because they think about sexuality and gender roles like hard concepts and im a bigender demisexual

>>8359058
How do you get the non-generic stuff?

>>8359058
Oral estrogen can inhibit breast growth, and isn't the best delivery method

But also, you have a psychological predisposition to find change in things you do that you want to create change

>>8359068
I don't think you get it. The changes are insane like the stuff people here experienced when they started. See for me I noticed almost nothing from oral generics. It's alarming and not psychological.

>>8359009
capture it

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>>8359050
omg im in sephora this is so s-scary

>>8359074
>>8359058
The only difference between generic and non-generic are the binders used to hold the pill together. It's possible you simply tolerate the binders in non-generic better than anything else, but it's also possible you're just associating correlation with causation.

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yo I contoured my face how fucked am I?
I can make free memes for people that answer.

>>8359026
what da fuq, too lewd!

>>8359058
>is there any chance I was being given placebos?
no why would you think that? News would spread fast
>>8359074
never had this problem with the generic spiro/e, never had this problem with generics

>>8359078
It already ran off somewhere, and I have nowhere to put it! Unless you're suggesting I have rabbit stew for dinner.

>>8359052
Its proven.
Google it yourself
>>8359079
Ulta is scarier
>>8359059
>i have no clue what kinda critter you are
Fayeplz.
We both know rowboats and bubbly make you wet.
And you make a better melted body pillow than an escort.

Free memes, you don't even need to (you) me just give me 2 words.

>>8359098
Fried eggs.

>>8359098
>you will get something for "free" if you do something for me

>>8359074
Well I'm glad you're happy with your new meds

>>8359098
Pre hrt

>>8359098
girly penis

>>8359091
...
You don't know me

Uwu
o///o

(Seriously tho people don't even need to lewd me just lay on my chest and fall asleep)
>>8359098
Fagas straps

>>8358867
Fucking normie

>>8359108
homo

got a couple questions about male appearance. ladies, when looking for a man do you prefer:
>chubby, skinny, or fit?
>hairy, hairless, or manscaped?
>beard, mustache, or clean shaven?
>capped shoulders or big arms?
i'm trying to get some second opinions on bodyhair, right now i'm just letting it grow out. i'm also trying to decide if i should use my open exercise slot for curls or lateral raises. also, feel free to say what parts of the body you like developed in a man, or other habits/stylistic preferences you have.
>i WILL be a high quality husbando for a qt trans gf one day. i must.

>>8359098
>>8359118

cute lesbian

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just a few more hours

>>8359114
Campfires>space heaters
Red wine>white
Doublewide moonchairs>couches
(and a big duck down duvet)
And a partner who would rather read books with you & eat pizza in oversized sweaters than dress up for a movie premier...
And youre also lying: while its not your 100% preferred thing; being a little spoon is a deep dark dirty secret you hide to keep up the strong facade.
Fayes sometimes crave protectors too.

>>8359130
Things will go well and you'll have fun, don't worry!

>>8359130
nice
fuck her

>>8359125
Thinking that this matters so much, if you don't got charm, confidence and chemistry you aint got nothing :/
Maybe go for how you would like to be?

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fap

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>>8359140
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>8359144
But we're just friends anon

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>>8359130
till w-what?
until the cops find you?

>>8359150
fuck her right in the boipucci

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>>8359156
Nuh, until I get to hang out with a friend!
>>8359158
I think she's straight

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Would you fuck you?

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>>8359160
>I think she's straight
To be fair, you said the same thing about yourself.

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I JUST WANT MY MOM TO LEAVE ME ALONE AND SHE KEEPS FUCKING PUTTING MONEY ON MY BANK ACCOUNT

I ran away from home, and she keeps trying to convince me to come back so she can force me to detransition, and I don't know what the fuck to do.

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>>8359101

>>8359169
10/10, I don't know what I was expecting, but that's better.

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>>8359164
Why can't 2 straight girls just cuddle and have pizza and go out for ice cream purely!?
>>8359162
Guy me mighta been p into modern me.