Cis LesGen

>tfw no middle eastern gf

why doesn't everyone use the discord if people are scared of trannies, men, or bi girls here? since to get in, you need verification

>>8357419
ive come to terms with the fact that i sound like a tranny
>inb4 "are you sure you arent one"

>>8357419
Because I need people to shit up my thread so I have something to hate, I need to be oppressed and bullied for being who I am

>>8357429
Take a pussy timestamp.

>>8357429
What does an FTM tranny voice even sound like? lots of lesbians have deeper voices than straight girls on average

>>8357432
>oppressed and bullied for being who I am
Of course, there's no such thing as straight privilege. It's gay consequence.

>>8357437
>lots of lesbians have deeper voices than straight girls on average
Wonder why :^)

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>>8357382
> tfw gay
> tfw will never be as pure homosex as lesbians
> tfw want a life partner
> tfw gay men are HIV infested slutty scum
> b..but the only girls I find cute are lesbians
why is the world so ironic?

>>8357442
Is this an MTF tranny joke
But for real, every lesbian I know in real life is of the sporty type and they all have deeper than average voices.

>>8357409
not fond of clits?

>>8357445
Become a lesbian. It's fucking 2017, just order those titty pills.

I'm mtf and I just started dating a cis lesbian and I want advice. Am I better off asking here or in mtfg

>>8357467
Please leave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVcZ9t_bnWE

>>8357448
I'm a femme and know mostly other femmes, most have girly as fuck voices. Pretty sure its just a learned thing to be tougher if you're a dyke or something.

>>8357467
out

>>8357445
>only girls I find cute are lesbians
What are you talking about? Most lesbians are fat butches. Or just ugly.

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>>8357486
Bitter Y alert

>>8357486
>this meme

I also mostly find lesbians attractive. It's probably the tomboy thing. Not looks but just attitude and swagger and sexy deeper voices.

>>8357486
Why the fuck are you even here?

>>8357504
Because I'm ugly.

>>8357504
Why the fuck is this thread here honestly?

>>8357500
>tfw no cute tomboy sleeping in bed
>tfw cant sneak out of bed tomorrow to make them breakfast
>they'll never make you get changed after breakfast and go hiking and groan when you take to long to get ready because you're girly
>because they dont exist
k i l l m e

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>>8357500
Same. Unless she's fat.

Unfortunately in real life I've only mostly seen fat butch lesbians that I couldn't distinguish from men at first. When I was a kid there was this time where I was invited to a friend's house and her older sister was a lesbian (didn't know at the moment) and she was slender and attractive but I didn't even know I was gay back then. If it had happened two years later I would have begged her to fuck me.

>>8357523
>tomboy
>them
That's fucking it.

>>8357523
>tfw indoors tomboy
I guess I'm a fucking disappointment.

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>>8357527
I blame having too many retarded 'non-binary' leftists in my life that I'm really not friends with but have no better option to hang out with.

Butch lesbian is ftm?

>>8357536
No but it's equally disgusting.

Do girls who look like girls who like girls who look like girls even exist

Why do I even bother with happiness anymore

>>8357552
Hi, girl who likes girls who looks like a girl here. I even wear flower print dresses and heels (but not too high because I'm already tall)

>>8357552
And who are pure lesbian, not a bi-shits or something

I'm going to kidnap one of you, install a brainwashing chip and make you a good gf. And there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me!

>>8357523
I-I could be your tomboy gf

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>>8357552
>tfw you thought you looked like a girl but a really gorgeous gook told you she thought you were a boy
I wish someone would teach me how to look good. My mom never did.

>>8357523
>groan when you take too long to get ready because you're girly
Ugh. Please tell me you'd at least bring appropriate footwear for the hike. And don't wear white ffs.

>>8357560
A-are you gonna turn me into a sex slave?

>tfw no gf and cute awkward sex
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph589473964cde6

>>8357561
V A N C O U V E R

>>8357566
I'll meet you at half decent footwear and white jacket.

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>>8357560
Take me, anon. I won't resist.

>>8357554
>tfw 5'4"
I'll never get to live out my fantasies of teasing someone shorter in public, then being dominated by them in private

>>8357571
>V A N C O U V E R
Let's do the grind together bby

>white jacket
judgment.

>>8357568
That's just one part of your future in cybernetic servitude
>>8357574
Kidnapping would have been funnier

>>8357563
If you aren't Asian and dress like a tomboy, it is extremely easy to confuse Asians. Don't worry about it.

>>8357578
I'm not gonna grind with someone who judges me for loving white denim desu. But seriously is someone on /clg/ actually near me wtf

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>>8357581
>one chance at life
>wasn't born a cute asian tomboy
Fuck. EA tomboys are just the best, their girly faces are just adorable, they can dress androgynous but still be feminine. Western tomboys just can't compete, they all look like men past age 16.

>>8357584
I hate the grind anyway, too crowded and competitive.
I thought there were three or four anons from BC here?

>>8357382
I think I'd want to be the little spoon, but I've never spooned before

>>8357409
Same
I want a tall fair skinned middle eastern GF

>>8357588
>they all look like men past age 16.
Whereas East Asians don't age at all past 16!

I'm going to fugggg a Russian qt tonight

>>8357467
Make your own thread, neither place can help you

>>8357554
H-how tall

Butches and tomboys are shit. Actually it's feel bad. I'm wrong lesbian. Why god, why? Why I can't love these masculine or androgynous things?

>>8357382
Little spoon, bottom of bottoms, sub of subs
I'm not really partial to height though I do find it super hot when someone shorter ends up on top
It can be searing hot but humidity is the thing that screws it all up, though I'm a cuddle virgin so not sure how much my word means there

>>8357589
really? so theres a chance I won't end up alone?

>>8357603
5'10.. if I slouch.
>tfw you can never find pants long enough
>tfw half of all shirts feel like crops

>>8357606
>5'10" and girly
Please come to Toronto and turn me into a blushing mess

>>8357588
>EA tomboys are just the best, their girly faces are just adorable
I was butthurt about this for years. I wanted so badly to be badass but all I ever got was "cute". Sigh.

>>8357608
>toronto
I'd rather date a man desu.. but I'm sure you're nice!

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>>8357596
Yeah. They stay cute until 50 and then they enter their prime.

I wish western tomboys could look more like pic related.

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>>8357610
I'll switch you bodies. I've gotten from some straight girls that I look cool.

>>8357615
Kind of feminine in some weird way

>>8357606
I'm 5'9 and I can find pants and shirts that fit me well at any clothing store. 1" isn't that much of a difference. Are you shopping at midget stores or what?

>>8357606
Why do you want to date someone from here anyway? There are probably better options available through other channels.

>>8357614
savage

>>8357619
It's the clothes. With a western face if you wear male clothes you will look like a teen boy.

>>8357606
5'10
I'm 5'11
Do you want to be GFs anon?

>>8357606
Oh, buy long inseams from places like Asos or American Apparel or Long and Tall Sally

>>8357620
Idk maybe I'm bad at shopping but I've given up trying to find things that fit in stores and just buy online after seeing exact measurements now :(

>>8357622
because I've been a shitposting chantard since I was 13 and its hard to get along with people who don't understand the sense of humor that comes with.. this place.

>>8357624
okay but I call small spoon!

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>tall girls get to be gfs with tall girls
>tfw you will always be a 5'4" midget
This unironically angers me. Sleeping well and eating well is a meme. Height is 99% genetic.

>>8357618
Sure, mine is like new! Never used, but a little aged.

>>8357630
Sounds good. Where can we trade? I heard you can switch bodies by kissing.

>>8357629
>tfw 5'8'' blonde master race

>>8357633
Someone's been reading swap⇔swap

>>8357628
C-cool
Tfw gf
I love this
Um
Where does my GF live btw
Big spoon is fine for me, but I would like if we can take turns every once and a while

I want to be big spoon. Feel warm body...

>>8357628
>its hard to get along with people who don't understand the sense of humor that comes with.. this place.
Fair enough.

>>8357629
Why so short, anon? Forget to take your gummy vitamins and drink lots of milk as a child?

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>>8357486
pic related

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>>8357636
Well isn't it nice to have reference material for this. I think kissing is a better method than running at very high speeds towards each other,

>>8357645
Gross

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>>8357642

>>8357554
>girls who likes girls who looks like a girl
You're lesbian, right? I'm tired of bishits thinking they qualify.

>>8357648
Or drinking a fermented slurry of saliva and rice.

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>>8357654
That's why we're doing this by kissing.

>>8357637
near vancouver, canada.. wait I've been down this long distance trap before! nopenopenopenope

>>8357652
yup, and goldstar at that. no genital warts here!

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>>8357656
Much better than eating explosive curry.

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>>8357658
>no genital warts here!
This is the closest I'll ever come to having a reason to post this.

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>>8357659
I wish I had a cute Rikyako gf to watch this with.

>>8357571
>V A N C O U V E R
I live in Kentucky
We may be far away, but true love knows no distance

>>8357667
I.. I mean judging by some of the girls I know in terms of sex lives, not surprised.

>>8357598
Omg I'm Russian and always interested in learning about the existence of other Russian lesbians. Is she out to her parents? Has she been to Russia post-realizing that she's gay?

>>8357672
I still can't believe this got an anime

>>8357685
I thought it was a really elaborate April Fool's joke for a week.

>>8357382
Thank you for validating my Mavis Beacon floppy disk gf joke, OP.

>>8357331
Portland lady from last thread, what's gooood! Any recommendations for stuff to check out in your city? How should I celebrate Pride? I'm so excited to visit!

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>>8357688

>>8357699
Heh.

what are you usually doing with your gf?

>>8357382
It is never too hot to cuddle. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

>>8357724
You clearly don't leave near the Equator.

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>>8357696
I still want to bury my face between your boobies.

>>8357723
When I had one our most common date was to just go to walmart and mess around with random stuff. Always found something somehow, never bored. Was just glad to be with her.

Now I'm not.

>>8357749
What an American thing to do.

>>8357753
I'm not even American though.. its just that we lived on the far side of a lake from town and it was the only thing to do in the winters not at home in the area.

>>8357749
Did you ever get on one of those fat-mobiles and ride around the store for shits and giggles?

>>8357783
There are none here.. again not America.
>tfw missing late night walmart visits with her super bad now
>its been over a year and I still cry about her most nights

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>>8357793
Aww, anony.

>>8357793
what happened?

I am going to masturbate now.

>>8357800
>>8357801
She left me for med school, basically. There is a lot of other stuff but in the ends thats the main thing.
>tfw still have the engagement ring I was going to give her in my desk drawer

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>Over one hundred posts
>19 posters
Can you chill out?

>>8357696
Never actually been to my city's pride. Lucky you tho, plenty of cis lesbians - sjws mixed in but we are actually not as crazy liberal as outsiders might believe.

Summer is the best time to visit. It's really whatever you're into, but mostly if you're an outdoorsy person you'll find a lot of things that fit your interests. I would say eat as much as you can at the food trucks (they even offer food cart tours now), dessert joints like Salt n straw (if you can't get through the line), and lots of breweries. If you like books there's Powell's. Saturday market can be decent, take a walk through the districts like Alberta. If you're a druggie it's legal here. Skip Voodoo doughnuts unless you really want to say you went there. Rose festival is going on right now. Don't be afraid to stop by and tap me on the bum as "hello".

>>8357419
Not into wasting my time to talking with autistic """lesbians""".

>>8357818
Oh gosh, thank you! Screenshot'd for reference when I'm there in about two weeks. I didn't know about the rose festival, that sounds sooo nice!
If you've never been to Pride, are you skipping it this year too?

>>8357658
Are you really a lesbian? The last time I met someone in BC, they turned out to be a bisexual tranny. No bisexuals or trannies, please. Also pls be conventionally attractive.

Tbqh I'm too much of a shut in and I don't like hiking anyway. Good luck with your search senpai.

>>8357845
Odd to see someone demand that someone else meet their standards and then immediately give up on themself within the same post. You alright, nonnie?

>>8357629
5'4" is average height and pretty perfect though. If you wanna bottom then it's perfect. If you wanna top it's a bit of work but just imagine the look on your taller partner's face when you turn the tables.

My crush that happens to be pregnant asked if I wanted to feel her baby move. I was kind of nervous and am also a little freaked out by pregnancy so I said no, now I'm kind of regretting it though because it was probably the only chance I will ever have to have touched her in any way. Also I know its retarded to have a crush on a pregnant woman.

>>8357948
>crush on a pregnant woman.
How it even happened

>>8357057
I managed to get some sleep in, I hope I'll be able to survive classes until I return home for the next sleeping session.

>>8357115
A true warrior fights the weeb fight until the end.

>>8357178
>>8357669
>playing mobile garbage

I'm glad I haven't reached that point yet. [nospoiler]My idoru games don't count.[/spoiler]
I was playing Akiba's Trip.

>>8357948
>having a crush on a pregnant woman
What's even the point, do you wish to raise your wife's son or something?

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>tfw you will never find an adorable gf like this
>will never be able to experience taking her to the gym and making fun of how weak she is
>not being able to dominate her during sex after

fuck...

>>8358118
I know this is creepy but I think it'd be so adorable to see her break into tears. Then, I'd comfort her by letting her head sink into my tiddies as she hugs me. Then, I'd play with her hair until she falls asleep. My heart would melt.

>>8358155
Maternal instinct

>>8358160
I'd still fuqq her, so...

First time poster on this board reporting in. Hello fellow lesbians. How's your day? How's your week? Your whole life? Want to talk about it over a cuppa?

>>8358187
Newfag

>>8358190
TRUE. to this board anyway.

>>8358187
Are you qt?

>>8357817
>>tfw still have the engagement ring I was going to give her in my desk drawer

Asdfghkvdddjjffkk
Anon! You should have proposed BEFORE she left for med school

I am a big spoon. Not opposed to switching it up even though i'm 5'9 and most girls are smaller than me. I likes rubbing warm, soft tummy and feeling her breathe.

>>8358118
>tfw I have that exact pillow

>>8357382
I prefer to be the big spoon. I'm 5'6 so I guess within the 3 inch range is pretty good? I feel like a girl who is much taller than me wouldn't let me be the bigger spoon though. I feel pretty cold all the time on account of being anemic, so it's never too hot for me. Shoot as we post, I'm lying in bed feeling so cold I can't feel my feet or calves all too well.

>>8357382
My gf and I switch up. We're close to the same height so no problems there. And we have central a/c so we can cuddle most of the time.

I'm a human water bottle so she clings to me more on cold days.

Fit Asian girls in gym clothes are a proof that we live in a perfect world.

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>tfw 5'1

Can't really get to hot to cuddle. Just turn on air conditioning or take clothes off.

Cuddle naked it's must be very good

>>8357615
i'm not usually into short haircuts but wow, she's stunning. who is she?

>>8357615
She still looks like a teenage boy to me.

>>8358118
Mfw no one has called you a paedo yet

>>8358198
What's your home board?

>>8358385
Iktf, except I don't have a complex about it

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is she scheming something behind the scenes or is she jealous that her friend and mentor is spending time with someone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZtN9la1Vjg
>that squint
>that smirk
she's either up to something or crushing on Caulifla

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>tfw yfw be stalked by a cute girl

>>8358284
You shouldn't propose to someone who is planning on leaving you.

>>8358525
This. If she had, she would be in the same boat except short one ring.

>>8357629
You can be my cuddle nugget. I'm 5'9 but if you behave yourself i'll allow you to big spoon me.

>>8357382
>Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
I prefer to be the big spoon, but I don't mind switching it up either.

>Which height is best for hugs and love?
5'7 to 5'9.
>tfw no tall cuddle buddy

>How hot is too hot to cuddle?
No such thing.

>>8358603
Hello please spoon me.

>>8358672
Are you a tall qt?

>>8358677
5'7" and you?

>>8358688
I'm 5'7 as well.
I suppose spooning is approved.

>>8358710
>tfw ywn spoon a /clg/ qt

>>8358677
>>8358688

>tfw also 5' 7"

Let's have a sex party with 5'7" girls only.

>>8358823
Sure; tomorrow at my place. Wear your best bra.

How to get moderately rich these days that isn't cocksucking?

>>8358874
Benis in bagine :D for money

>>8358874
Just whore out to girls instead.

>>8358895
yolo lol so clever and edgy XD swag
>>8358914
I would anon, I would, but I live at the edge of civilization. Starting camgirl career would expose me to bishits and trannys etc.

>tfw no website with only lesbian camgirls

>tfw no qt petite blonde who would be my gf for $100/month

>>8358949
I mean you can't just get rich. Whoring yourself is basically the only other way

>>8358874
>>8358987
Just get some sugar mommies who provide you with whatever material possessions you desire.

>>8358949
>bishits and trannys etc
What is screening?

>>8358981
It would be a dream come true, too bad there's zero change of it.
>>8358987
What's the other option?
>>8359011
I don't think there's much of 'em in existence. Rare as black unicorns

>>8359063
Landing an extremely well paying job

>>8359032
Yeah, but it should be 200% accurate, we're talking about goldstar tits here. Can't affort to waste them on screenshotting degenerates.

>>8359072
I guess it's poorfaggery, then. Got massive problems in landing min wage jobs already

>>8358874
Go to school and get a well paying job, you stupid cunt.

>>8357382
Big spoon. Wife is Chinese so she's short. Also pregnant, so even if she was the big spoon she'd have been retired from that position by now.

>tfw my arm's resting between her tummy and boobies.

>>8359099
I hope it falls asleep

>>8359096
>21 yrs
>6 yrs of neeting
Yeah, it's not gonna look good...

>>8359129
You're 21, everything is still completely possible at this age. The longer you wait, the harder it's going to be though.

>>8359129
Do what >>8359096 said. Go to college and major in something useful. Trade school can also open up good opportunities.
Don't be a worthless neet for the rest of your life.

>>8359136
Anon... thanks. I dunno what to say. Got literally, unironically raped back then, and it really took my life downhill. I really want to reach the light.

>>8359233
I bet it was at a party you fucking normie slut.

>>8359232
Sounds good. Which are the trending degrees? Dunno about tradeschool tho, I suck at selling old socks in the flea market, let alone professional marketing.

>>8359233
You're very young, you will get there.

>>8359240
Found the rapist

>>8359247
Are you maybe interested in STEM, computer science? You can make a lot of money there if you're not very interested in going in business/finance.

>>8359247
S.T.E.M, healthcare, business.

>>8359260
I kinda want to rape """raped""" party sluts and make them cry. Dunno why.

>>8359240
shut the fuck up you wannabe edgy cunt

>>8359270
Cause you're a virgin beta loser who wish they could dominate girls?

>>8359278
It was just a mean way of asking how were you raped you overly sensitive snowflake.

>>8359280
Probably.

>>8359240
Hello bait. And nope.
>>8359250
Thanks again. It's good to hear it's not totally irreversable. Is there a possibility to try out different classes, and see which interests me the most? Or do I have to know it before applying?

>>8359297
Ah it depends where you live anon, I can't really help you here because I'm currently in Europe and the system is different.

I feel like you should be able to try different things out, you can start your research now too so you'll get a better idea of what your options are and what you're gonna get into.

Hopefully it will also help you know whether something seems for you or if it doesn't seem that way at all. You can do this!

>>8359262
Aww yes, I'm a huge nerd! Yes, computing sounds sweet. Thinking of taking cheap courses beforehand, or is it necessary?
>>8359264
I think STEM sounds good. Healthcare too.

>>8359297
It's better to have an idea of what you want to major in that way you don't waste time and money on classes you don't need. Do research on different majors that you think you might be interested in online or talk to an academic counselor at a college/uni.

>>8359316
>computing sounds sweet.
Awesome. There are a ton of free courses online you can check out beforehand, there is a well known one called CS50, it's Harvard's intro to computer science.

Check it out here, it's free, excellent, and very popular: https://www.edx.org/course/introduction-computer-science-harvardx-cs50x

>>8359315
European here, too. Not specifying my country, but it's in EU and NATO. I'll start my research right away. And thanks, once again.

>>8359337
>has been a neet for 6 years
>thinking she will understand shit
Lmao. This bitch needs to start at Khan Academy from zero.

>>8359349
So harsh, anon. But yes Khan Academy is a good link to have in your bookmarks, it can help you if you feel like you're lacking in certain areas.

>>8359319
Good point. I'll start online, since it's the easiest to access around here.
>>8359337
Thanks anon, didn't know Harvard had free ones. Now I do. I'll be sure to make a good use out of it.

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>>8359347
>>8359372
You got this, anon.

>>8359349
>>8359362
I suppose it's a start. And it's not bad to test my skills in the meantime.

>>8359379
Love me some doggos! And thanks.

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>>8357629
>tfw 166cm
>parents were both tall in their youth
>tfw I'd tall as well if I hadn't spent most of my childhood and all of my teenagehood sitting on my ass browsing the internet


I kinda feel like going back in time and punch myself in the gut for not exercising more..
This has been bothering me lately and even though I'm nearly 21 years old, I'm still hoping I can still grow 3 or 4 more centimeters...

At least I'm fairly fit...

>>8359233
I'm glad you seem to be taking good advice. I can relate, this happened to me starting at 11 for a few years from my step-dad and only ended with my mom's divorce, which was mostly because she thought I'd either end up killing him or myself.

I ended up doing well in school because I never wanted to be home so I stayed late at school, studied and joined clubs. Then had my meltdown in college and was useless for a couple years. It also kind of fucked things up with my self-esteem and relationships for a long time.

Anyway, I figured things out and I have a decent career now in IT and a good gf. So yeah, you can definitely turn things around. I wish you the best, anon.

>>8359562
Oh no, your height is average for women. The horror.

>>8359566
Sounds like a typical tranner childhood.

>>8359578
>tranny projecting as usual

>>8359578
>thinks a typical tranner has a good gf
So you think a typical tranner has a better life than you?

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>>8359589
Rekt.

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>>8359570
but I want to be a tall goddess. My thighs are kinda wide so my legs look kinda short.

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>>8359562
>I'm nearly 21 years old
>hoping I can still grow 3 or 4 more centimeters
It's too late for you, anon. If you have a shitty posture, you can fix that and maybe look slightly taller.
You are forever a womanlet.

>>8359737
>a womanlet
You trannies really need to fuck off, women don't have "manlet" issues but of course you wouldn't know that.

>>8359750
It's from /fit/, you newfag.

>>8359589
The only tranner I know in real life has basically your life.

>>8359787
Thanks for your tranny anecdote.

>>8359787
So the only tranner you know has a better life than you?

>>8359578
>>8359787
>I don't know any women so I don't know men do bad stuff to them. It must only happen to tranners!

>>8359737
>166 cm
>womanlet
What? That's literally 3 cm above average.
But that anon's growth is probably done; pretty much everyone maxes out at 16. Men and their freak metabolism can sometimes draw it out to their 20s though.

>>8359811
I'm single and she's dating my ex. So I'd count myself as better off in that regard.

>>8359889
>tranny stole your gf
Who wouldn't want your life

>>8359885
This is a thread where most "girls" say they are around 6 feet tall, don't be surprised that an actual woman with an average height is seen as weird/"womanlet".

>>8359930
I'm 164cm tall and have always felt like a womanlet because I always thought I would grow to be at least 170cm tall.

Fuck me.

>>8359842
More the breakdown in college and working in IT.

>>8359944
>breakdown in college
>working in IT
Yeah that never happens to women. Or men. Only tranners. How small is your world?

>>8359616
Thick thighs save lives.

>>8359927
We broke up before they got together.

>>8359968
My gf has never dated a trannie have any of my exs. I can't even think of a girl I know who has dated one or had an ex date one.

Congratulations, you're the first I've met.

>>8359562
>be tall
>pants and sleeves are always too short
>hit your head on things
>can't use public transport or airplanes comfortably
You dodged a bullet there tbqh

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>>8359885
I was a late bloomer though, only started getting boobs at 14 or so. Even now I might look about 5 years younger than I actually am. Still good, still good right?

>>8359965
I wouldn't call 'em thick

>>8359940
Jeez 164 cm is a fine height, sis. I don't understand why you all want to be so tall, pretty much every girl 5'7" or above that I'm friends with wants to be shorter. Though then again, they're all hetero-fected.

>>8359964
I'm sure it happens to men.

>>8359994
Somehow this makes me feel gross...

>>8360013
You need to exercise.

>>8360021
>pretty much every girl 5'7" or above that I'm friends with wants to be shorter. Though then again, they're all hetero-fected.

One guy I recently met told me that he feels girls take it as an insult if a man tells them they're tall, due to that whole weird straightie thing of needing a taller man.

>>8360021
It's not even a hetero thing, it's a pain if you're too tall or too short finding clothes and shoes that fit.
This should be obvious to the actual women in the thread (and not the men pretending they are one).

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>>8360021
I want to be tall because tall is cool and strong and I want to protect grills but instead I'm a midget who can't even compete with low-tier men.

>>8360013
Nice waist, qt.

>>8360046
I remember this one time in high school a manlet boy came up to me and literally just said "you're tall" and walked away. I was elated for like two hours afterwards.

>>8360013
Well, nobody can 100% tell. If you want to still try, just get adequate sleep (and chug milk). And if it doesn't work out, don't fret about something you can't change, especially something like height.

>>8360049
>I want to be tall because tall is cool and strong and I want to protect grills

Same, anon.
Platform shoes and heels are my best friends.

>>8360068
That's a great way of breaking your ankles trying to protect a girl.

>>8360049
You can still be cool and stronk, just not tall.
You're not midget height, either.

>>8360049
I'd fall head over heels in love if someone shorter than me tried to protect me desu

>>8360049
>>8360068
>competing with men for girls
>liking straight girls and bisluts
Kill yourself

>>8360080
>just not tall
It still hurts.

>You're not midget height, either.
My country is a country of midgets yet about 1 in 4 girls I encounter are taller than me.

>>8360082
Th-thanks.

>>8360112
Jesus, don't you have better things to worry about?

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>>8360127
Too many, but height is one of those I can't fix.

>>8360155
>bitch about something I can't fix and not try to fix something I can
It's not your height keeping you from getting girls.

>>8360173
I never said it was. I just plain hate my height.

>>8360080
>tfw cool, stronk, and tall is exactly the kind of girl I'm into
>tfw friend actually threw a minor fit over my crush being smol

>>8360112
Don't focus on the hurt, focus on developing your own style of cool and getting stronk, anon.

>>8360249
>cool
>stronk
>that beta bitch who is whining non stop about her height
Good luck.

>>8360185
Are you butch because I can't understand the obsession with height.

>>8360249
>developing your own style of cool and getting stronk
I'm fucking lame.

>>8360273
I'm not butch, I just wish I was tall.

>>8360273
>not wanting to be a tall dommy femme

>>8360296
Tall won't make you strong or cool.
>>8360317
Being tall doesn't make you dominate. And being average height doesn't keep a qt femme from getting plenty of girls.

>>8360332
Don't bother stating the obvious, males are obsessed with being tall.

>>8360332
But it would certainly help.

>>8360340
If I was male I would actually be tall you retarded OP.

>>8360350
No, seen too many girls who are tall and even go kind of butch and they're still lame and weak.

Also, no, becoming a guy doesn't make you tall. It makes you taller but then you're a short guy which is even worse. Because straight girls care a lot about height. Lesbians, as long as you're slender and cute as a femme, that's totally fine.

>>8360350
Short males are whiny little beta bitches just like you are, being tall wouldn't help you with being able to dominate anyone because you are a little insipid dumb ass. Grow up. Oh wait, you can't.

>going through closet
>find one of my exs old shirts
>it smells like her still
>instantly tears
why do I bother trying to clean

>>8360404
the worst feel. I still have tons of her shirts.

>>8360374
My dad is 188cm tall so if I was male I would actually be tall. Why he bred with my midget mother is beyond my understanding.

>>8360383
Why can't you comprehend that I don't want to be tall to get girls. That's the least of my motivations.

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>>8360350
/puts you on top of my shoulders

There. Now you're tall.

>>8360432
Genetics don't work that way. If you were a guy, you'd be just as likely to have your mom's height as your dad. There is no difference.

I want a fit gf and a studio flat in some giant East Asian city. Then I can focus on the two things I love most: AI's and cuddling.

>>8360451
I want an average gf and as little as a cardboard box under a bridge as long as she loves me.

>>8360441
You're fucking retarded, in most cases guys grow to be as tall or taller than their fathers and the unlucky bunch stay in between. Same happens with females.

>>8360457
No, not only are you whiny, beta but you're also ignorant. You are equally likely to inherit tall or short genes from your parents, regardless of your gender. This is middle-school biology, how could you fail this.

The general trend you are talking about is at a macro-level where mainly an improvement in diet and healthcare has led to overall population increase in height, but on an individual level it doesn't make you taller than anyone else in your generation if you inherit short genes.

>>8360457
I have three bothers and can confirm.

>>8360476
>I have three bothers
My condolences.

>>8360488
No shit. My youth was almost a living hell when I was the NEET of the house with 4 footballer brothers.
>no wonder I ended up a dyke

>>8360507
>tfw only woman in your life (older sister) hated you growing up
>single dad
>grew up neet, still neet, likely forever neet
>was only ever not neet for the two years I had a GF thanks to /soc/

>>8360515
How did you stop being neet?

>>8360507
>>8360515
I'm sorry you felt the need to reject society because society rejected lesbians.

>>8360526
I was a NEET back then. These days I'm a fitbian with a good and stable job.

>>8360526
thats what happens when you're part of the last generation to get actually gay-bashed growing up, and then suddenly one day all the same girls who would harass you decide being gay is cool because celebrity X says it is. why be a part of the most shallow pathetic and fake society that has ever existed in human history?

>>8360525
who said I stopped

>>8360545
>why be a part of the most shallow pathetic and fake society that has ever existed in human history?

Where are you gonna move to, anon?

>>8360556
Middle of nowhere Canada, somewhere in the Fraser Valley.

>>8360560

Are you gonna be able to get neetbux there?

>>8360570
I don't need neetbux

>>8360545
>the most shallow pathetic and fake society that has ever existed in human history?
lmao people have always been shallow and fake when they could afford to be, it has nothing to do with modern society

>>8360573
Lucky. Why not?

>>8360615
I'm a writer. It's not much but its enough to save up to buy some land while I live at home for a few more years.

>>8360560
>>8360632
Why the Fraser Valley?

>>8360658
I have good memories of it from vacations as a kid, and its got great climate compared to other "remote-ish" areas.

>>8360632
Like a real author or self-published Amazon stuff? If the former, I'm impressed by the achievement, if the latter, I'm impressed you can make enough money to make a living let alone save up to buy somewhere.

>>8360684
Former but not impressive. Hundreds of thousands of books get published every year anon, I'm certainly not popular or well known.

>>8360667
It does have some nice parts. Try to stay away from the bible belt and the bits that get all metro's pollution I guess.

>>8360694
I'd call bullshit based on your level of English except I've read some YA crap written at the fourth grade level that's similar to angsty shit like >>8360545

>>8360694

Wanna give us a free ebook, anon?

>>8360632
gdi if you are self-employed you are not a NEET

>>8360718
>implying I care about how I write in the gay section of an ancient Naqadian pottery restoration board
anon..

>>8357523
I'm too lazy for hiking but I can be your tomboy gf. But you have to be really submissive sexually and obedient. I'll be nice I promise.

>>8360736
More like how you think. Grammar is easy to fix with a good editor but not that level of mental garbage.

>>8359270
I-I could be your party slut, anon-senpai
I'd probably cry too...

I wonder if she ever thinks about me anymore.

My mind still wanders to her every day.

Is it even possible to self learn a language?

>>8361097
Yes, now go do your reps.

>>8361097
Of course it is. What language do you want to learn?

>>8361170
Portuguese!

my gf's memorial day dinner with her military conservative family went really well (i couldn't go, was at work) but it was the first time she'd seen extended family since coming out as a lesbian, revealing she'd had a secret life, a british gf of almost two years, and that we were getting married in a couple of months. they took it surprisingly well. so they're safe and we can hazard me meeting them, and invite them to the wedding even though they keep calling it a 'civil partnership' because WEDDING IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN Y'ALL or some shit

she brought be back some of my mom in law's famous cheesy grits for me to have once i got back from my shift tho, hot dang

>>8361097
I self learned English and now I'm mostly fluent. But that was because I did/do hate my ethnicity/country of origin deeply and that I've always wanted to be American.

If you aren't extreme self hating faggot it might be harder. Than you'd most likely need real immersion in the country, ideally by actually living there. Second best is consuming a shitton of the media in that language, movies, songs etc.

>>8361185
>I've always wanted to be American.
Well, are you in America now?

>>8361097
>>8361185
having friends helps and ease of language. my friend is learning Finnish, he lives in Finland, he was self learned for two years beforehand. he has great vocab but the language itself is hard. children mock him for struggling with basic grammar and think hes retarded. but thats a very hard language. English isn't the worst, Portuguese, Spanish, French easy (easier with Latin knowledge), German and Dutch are easier with English knowledge, or knowledge of each other. knowing a similar language with linguistic similarities or word roots is a huge bonus. also watching tv, especially kids tv, is great for new speakers. especially if you have no friends which speak the language or aren't living there. or just have no friends. idk like a book of 'learn x language' isn't the most helpful on its own.

>>8361185
Nice, hopefully it turned out well. I want to learn a language to help my career
>Portuguese because Brazil is rising
>Spanish because more speakers

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>>8358394
>tfw naked cuddling and you both get all moist and stick together in the unsexiest way possible

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>>8361226
I don't know that feel, but I wish I did.

>>8361226
>being too warm, stopping cuddling, and she chases you all across the bed wanting to cuddle in her sleep but its too hot to cuddle

>>8361176
i'm a native portuguese speaker, what's your native language?

>>8361217
If you're learning languages because of economics than first of all that heavily depends on where you are, in the US Spanish is extremely important while in EU or in Asia Spanish is completely irrelevant, but in general there are trends. Best languages to learn for business would probably be Spanish, Mandarin, German, Arabic, Russian - in that order but with German at #1 if you're in EU.

>>8361261
I work in the IT sector so I don't really know

>>8361261
that would depend a lot more on what anon works at and what are her plans for the future. knowing less popular languages can be good too since you'll stand out a bit

>>8361271
Basically any major language is a huge plus.

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>>8359297
>>8359316
I'd really encourage you to shadow at some jobs you think might be interesting. Med jobs in particular have shadows all the time, it's no big deal, and daily life in the practice is a lot different from what you see on TV.

Good luck, anon.

>>8361266
You're fine then. If you're in technical part of the IT and not in, say, marketing, literally the only language you need to know or care about is English. In IT everyone else - Spanish, Indians, Chinese, Germans, Arabs, ... - learns and uses English.

>>8361271
Not really? Unless you're in hospitality industry in which case knowing a language of a lot of your customers (mostly Mandarin and Spanish) is important and a big asset or if she's at some super SJW organization where knowing Swahili is a bonus. Otherwise no.

>>8361266
I would go for the Asian languages. East Asia is rising in the IT and robotics

>>8361278
>literally the only language you need to know or care about is English.
To be clear: human language. Otherwise you ought to know C, C#, Perl, Java/script, Python, ...

>>8361282
Human language depends on where you want to live. Go for the USA and East Asia if you want to hit big. Rest of the world is seriously lagging behind USA, Japan, South Korea and China.
>Indian IT sector is a meme

>>8361301
>Human language depends on where you want to live
It really doesn't. All the coding languages use English as the basis and English is the lingua france of IT companies worldwide. All the conferences, especially major ones, are 100% in English... there's really no reason to know any other language besides English for IT.

>>8361250
Are you a Portuguese qt or a Brazilian qt?

So my GF's birthday is coming up soon and I want to get/do something nice for her but the thing is she is a good bit older than me and has a lot of money and already lots of nice things.

I'm basically a NEET at the moment so I don't have a lot of money and I'm not sure I could even buy her something she doesn't already have a better cooler version of.

What kind of homemade/arts and crafty thing could I maybe make for her? Is there something I could do that she might like?

>writeranon not giving us a free ebook
>tfw you will never knowingly read literature written by a clg-er

I feel crushed underneath the weight of this new depression.

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>>8361358
Give her some really good sex. Make her a delicious cake too.

>>8361305
>It really doesn't.
Except, you know, for life outside the company.

I guess that a Russian girl is now my gf. I don't know what to think about all of this.

>>8361414
You don't want a gf?

>>8361422
I just have no idea how it happened but I'm happy
>of course i want a gf, silly

>>8361358
Get something personalized on etsy.

>>8361432
Maybe because you fugged her and she liked it?

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>lesbians that try to act like men and be macho
>fat lesbians with short hair that wear guy clothes

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>>8361650
>you will never be a man

>>8361358
Get her a Fidget Spinner.

>>8361666
I hate to believe in stereotypes since I think each person is unique, but damn if it isn't obvious who the lesbians ended up being in my class. All of them are relatively masculine, play sports, and/or have deep voices. I'm really glad I don't act stereotypically lesbian.

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>>8361666
>you will never be a man
Thank God for that.

>>8361693
Pretty sure there is a biological factor that makes most lesbians act like that. Of course if you try enough you can hide it.

>>8361732
Which is why it took me a long to realize I was gay when I acted like a straight girl, save for the massive crushes on girls I've had, never on a guy, and not finding guys as attractive. Never felt like I had to hide any masculinity, besides preferring nerdy things over super girly things, but I'm definitely still femme.

>>8361761
my mom used to have to threaten violence in order to get me in a dress when I was little

shit, I only own two
one for dates, one for deaths

>>8361875
Not that anon (obviously) but I'm thankful my mom gave up early. The only dress I own is the one I wore to prom.

>>8361875
I just accepted whatever my mom made me wear, didn't care so much for preferences. Never learned how to properly be a girly girl though so puberty was awkward but since becoming self aware, I'm trying to be more traditionally feminine.

Dresses make me feel confident if I find one that looks good on me.

>>8361693
Deep voiced /fit/bians are my catnip honestly.

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>>8361961

>tfw no normal gf without pretending to be men or something like that
I just want normal relationship. Why is it so hard? Why every lesbian I meet is ugly tomboyish shit or butches? I'm so sick of it.

>>8362121
I know that feel
I'm familiar with what butches are, but what qualifies as "ugly tomboyish shit"? Asking cause I like the same type of girls you do but I don't want to be hypocritical since I'm not exactly the girliest femme.

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>>8362133
I don't want to offend someone here because obviously girls in this thread really like tomboyish girls and butches. I'm just a pervert.
>ugly tomboyish shit
Girls looking like a teen boy

>>8362155
>Girls looking like a teen boy
I don't like that look either.

Post pic of your ideal gf. Just curious.

>>8362155
>medium-longish hair
>fitted and loose tees, flannels, hoodies, sweatshirts
>very skinny jeans
>converse/vans

I usually wear this and I hope it doesn't qualify as "ugly tomboyish shit" even though it's how lots of teen boys dress too minus the hair. Since I'm not attracted to girls that dress like your pic related either, don't want to be a hypocrite.

>>8362196
It's totally fine. Except converse and vans.

>>8362196
You're a tomboy. Fix your style.

>>8362181
We are only on page 5.

>>8362196
Need more variety and don't wear skinny jeans all time.
>flannels (!)
>hoodies
>converse/vans
Going to trash

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>>8361097
Yes, though you need a lot of discipline. It also gets harder as you get older. My gf self-taught herself English (mastered) and Japanese (intermediate) mostly because vidya when she was young.
>>8361261
>in the US Spanish
That's not necessarily the case in the US, it's very situational. Unlike EU or Asia, mastery of a second language in business is unnecessary unless you're going after very specific positions where you're dealing with minority communities in the US or overseas clientele. It's a tiny fraction of jobs.
>>8361179
>military conservative family
I have one of those too. Glad your dinner went well. My family was a little slow understanding basic gay concepts, and some still vote for Republicans religiously, but they're very embracing of me. Tribal loyalty > homophobia.
>>8362174
The celebrity that looks closest to my gf. Except my girl has less resting bitch face, usually has her hair tied up and hates wearing a skirt or dress.

>>8361358
Well, does she like sweets? Making a ton of various cup cakes is always nice.

Otherwise, get her a present that you can enjoy together; movie tickets, spa, overnight stay at a vineyard mansion if you're classy (though that can be expensive)

>>8361358
Take her out on a picnic to some place scenic. Make a nice meal with some her favorite foods and buy an affordable but tasty bottle of wine or champagne (assuming she drinks). Bake a small personalized cake if you can, or two cupcakes if you can't and get or make her a nice card. Make sure you pack everything you need carefully and take blankets etc. with you.

It's an affordable way to make it memorable.

>>8361097
No, absolutely impossible.

How dumb are you?

>>8361282
>Java/script
>/

>tfw no jewish gf