Gay General - Stylish Doges Edition

>>8356424

>>8356441

You should have broken up with your bf before seeing another guy.

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Do gay people ever steal groceries with their butts?

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>>8356436

BACK ON TOPIC

JOHN CLEESE IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN ROWAN ATKINSON!

>>8356453
Fuck off American
Blackadder is an iconic cultural touchstone, Faulty towers was merely funny

>>8356453

The topic is doges you faglord.

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>>8356461

If my nails weren't drying I'd scratch your eyes out right now bitch!

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>>8356462

ffffffine!

>>8356452
do you?

>>8356453
cleese has more of a comedic repertoire what with python and such but him and atkinson are both very funny imo

>tfw your bf rubs your tummy

Tfw kissless handholdless virgin
I'm not even ugly..
Where is my bf?

>>8356470
I'm not gay, and as such I can't put things in my butt.

>>8356465
Please bitch you probably don't even understand the Salad days sketch

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>>8356471
>tfwidktw

>>8356472
somewhere out there
along with mine, I hope...

>>8356473
sure you can anon, I believe you can do it

>>8356450
I should have, but curiosity got the best of me and well, I didn't know things were gonna go this way. Maybe its for the best I do if things go the way they do.

>>8356485
>sure you can anon, I believe you can do it
Nope, this is actually how I found out I'm not gay, cause when I tried to put something in my butt it just hurt.

>>8356452
Yes. Lord knows how much I've saved on hiding carrots in my bum at the store.

>>8356489
>Being fucking retarded
Straights can do butt play you Moran
>It hurt
Newfags always do it wrong

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>>8356476

>STOP SNIFFING

Pfft girl I bet you watched the Scotsman skit and thought "not all blondes are dumb sluts!"

I'm on a whole different level, I have transcended the offal you call comedy.

>>8356461
Monty Python was the Beatles of comedy, not in regards to quality, but in regards to impact and importance.

>>8356489
that's why you start small, also
>not gay
why are you here then?

>>8356506
Sometimes people post cute guys and I fap to them. But not with my butt because I'm straight.

>>8356508
regardless of butt stuff that sure as hell doesn't make you straight, makes you gay or bi

>>8356519
lol, whatever, pretty sure I know whether I'm gay or straight senpai.

>>8356522
Ur gay now lemme put things in your butt

>>8356527
can't be done.

my butt is too tight for me to be a bottom

>>8356522

c'mon let us stick things in your bum pretty please?

>>8356532
It can, with excessive lube. Your hole will be a slip n slide

>>8356522
>I jerk off to men but I'm straight because I say so.

Words have objective meanings independent of your factually incorrect beliefs.

Right so according to the last thread I'm unusual in never getting cuddling out of hookups
How do I pull this off? getting sex is easy, getting intmacy is hasrd

>>8356540
If I were gay I would be able to stuff my butt, by definition.
>>8356538
>>8356535
I would if I could

>>8356555
again, not doing butt stuff doesn't make you straight

here's a little story of my current situation and i need help:
>be me
>19 gay, moderately attractive
>have extremely attractive "straight" friend
>been friends for about 8 months now
>starting recently getting really close to him
>be in conversation with him one day
>i suggest he should try experimenting because how does he know if he's not gay/bi?
>says "maybe, idk"
>oh yes, this is perfect
>another friend of mine talking to him a couple of days later
>"straight" friend says he thinks that i have a crush on him
>couldn't be any truer
>says he fine (to my friend) with the fact i have a crush on him
>he doesn't know that I know this information
>really wanna mess around with him
>what do?

>>8356799
>19
you sound more like 12

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>>8356471
>tfw no bf to rub your tummy until you fall asleep, holding you in his arms

Does your bf browse 4chan too ?

Does he know that you browse ?

>tell my brother that i am going to become a nurse
>says that's understandable because i am gay
Would you be in raged or complimented gaygen?

>>8357056
He probably means you don't have the in glish competence for a real job.

>>8357063
Oh he said that as well which i respected.

>anyway you'll be fine lots of gays are emotionally immature and have never had a real relationship into their late 20s early 30s

Is this in my favor or against me?

>>8357056

Male nurses are qt tho

>>8357072

It means not having dated anyone at 28 won't really put you at a disadvantage.

>>8356835
tell me more bfy stuff I can do with my bf, please

>>8357195

grind your butt into his weiner while spooning

>>8357195
Get a cat and make him jealous by loving it more than him
Imply you like cat traits so he dresses up as a catboy for you
Collar him and tell him he can never leave you.
Except by death of natural cat causes
>Hit by a car
>Killed by dogs
>Tornado which is as entertaining as it as heartbreaking
The windy meowy-go-round

>>8357214
I already do this all the time
>>8357224
don't like cats

more?

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>>8357224
wait, I take that back
while not a furfag, for whatever reason I'm strangely attracted to straight men who imitates cats
pic related is from a university music show in my cunt

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>>8357224
and who doesn't like this guy

but asking the bf to roleplay a cat would be weird

>>8357195
(Assuming ticklish-ness) Lay down beside him and pretend to be passionate. Maybe stroke his side/belly and holds his hands. When he's vulnerable, you can pin him down and blow raspberries on him. He'll probably laugh and struggle to push you off. You can then play wrestle for a little while.

>>8357236
It's not roleplay or furfaggotry
Look up catboy on the Google or Bing
Also look up nekomimi

>>8357229
More?
Get IDK anon, you wanna take advice from someone who has no bf and is just trying to see if he can get people to do this random shit?

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>>8357286
>the Google or Bing
grandpa?

>>8357335
Newfag?

>>8356799
Don't get your hopes up. Although he might let you blow him. Which is still a worthwhile erotic experience if he's as attractive as you say he is.

>>8357195
Twist his nip when he says something you don't like :3

>>8357286

catboys are both furry and rp desu

>>8357195

buy him a puppy

>>8357394
rp is good

>>8357398

*stabs ur anus with my pingus* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

>>8357402
not rp like that. detailed and sexy rp. like writing a story or erotica with someone else.

>>8357412

What are you some kind of grill

>>8357416
What are you, not gay?

>>8357420

I'm gayer than you are and I'll fight you to prove it

no one impugns my faggotry

>>8357426
Then why don't you roleplay?

>boyfriend says we need a break
welp it was good while it lasted
do you think home depot sell strong enough ropes

>>8357431

Rping = fujoshit tbqh

>>8357433

what happened? butthole get too loose?

>>8357434
Go b/a/ck

>>8357433
Don't kill yourself over some ho.

>>8357433
that was nice of him.
i just ignored my last ex's texts after I got bored of it.

>>8357440
I wouldn't really, though he is the first guy I said those 3 terrible words to
>>8357434
yeah pretty much
but seriously I've had a bunch of personal shit going on, including having my dad literally die this month so this is fun
he said he doesn't think I'm ready to commit to something serious

So I ended up fucking a drag queen

Happy memorial day fellas!

>>8357449
>I wouldn't really, though he is the first guy I said those 3 terrible words to

But that's ultimately meaningless.

>>8357460
isn't everything :^)
this is my pass to slut it up and figure myself out at least, which will hopefully be a good thing
until I contract HIV of course

>>8357438

I can't go back if I've never been

>>8357449

That sucks

Suck a bunch of dicks to get over it, I'm sure that'll work

>>8357454

The only fuckable drag queen I've ever seen is hellvetika

Everyone else is so uncanny valley

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>>8357454

Congrats to you i guess.

>>8357473
if I suck enough dicks I'm sure the answers will come out of one of them right??

>>8357507

the answer will come out of all of them bc cummies are the answer

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>>8357433

Just get a new one? Oh who am i kidding, i would do the same if i was in your shoes.

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So does anyone want to talk about anything?

>>8357514
well shit, downloading grindr as we speak
>>8357516
thx wiz

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>>8357534

Sorry this is happening to you. It seems like sooner or later most fags show their true colors and pull this crap. If i was you i would get an std test because he could have been cheating on you.

>>8357540
that's probably a good idea
anyway I'm glad to have some freedom now I guess

How do I into boyfriend?

>>8357553

Get lucky, that's all it really is.

>>8357555
How do I get lucky?

>>8357558

fuck a lot of guys until you find one that's good

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>>8357558

Be in the right place at the right time.

>>8357564
I can't do casual sex tho :c

>>8357576

have fun dying alone

>>8357524
sure
>tfw tonsillitis and have barely slept or ate the last 3 days
>tfw no voice and have to go to 3 four-hour seminars the next 3 days
>tfw existence is pain

how do you do this fake gps shit

>>8357583
Doesn't sound like you're having fun dying alone.
Ontario(CAN) faggot looking for potential boyfriend. No darkies, trans, or fats

>>8357187
>It means not having dated anyone at 28 won't really put you at a disadvantage.

I hope so. I have already given up on the idea of ever having sex with someone that I find physically attractive.

>>8357524
Im gonna be 21 in a few months and iv never had a bf, or even a kiss or anything. I just really don't want my first time to be with some random hookup, but im also not attractive enough for a guy to approach me apparently. What should i do? Also demon souls remastered when

>>8357673
You have to approach others and get used to being rejected. This is only a guess since I am years older and in the same situation.

>>8357673
you're turning 21, if you're an americlap you hit the magic number and if you live elsewhere that means you can go to clubs. you have to put yourself out there. it doesn't have to be going to nightclubs or bars (it helps). if you're going to school or live in a big city find some interest group or an lgbt club (though those aren't exclusive to gays and you will run into some people you will hate).

you might not hit it off with some guy, but maybe you end up friends and then you run into a mutual friend who you do hit it off with and so on. there's no magic bullet

guys im hornyyyyyyy

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i hate apps.
i miss just sticking a pic of my dick on a hookup site like adam4adam or manhunt and having a ton of hot guys beg me to fuck them or give me a bj and taking my pick.
now the only guys left on those sites are old and/or gross.
i hardly get messages on apps because my face is not as attractive as my dick, and the guys who do message me just want to talk or go on a date.

Every time I see a guy that is attractive,he is under 26. Most are 19-21. The main reason is that men here do not take care of themselves. Why can't men my age take care of themselves?

>>8357806
>Just want to talk or go on a date
I'll trade you all the liberal slut that hit on me for that..

>>8357841
>Tfw attractive, take care of self
>Almost 24
>No bf

>>8357286
>Get IDK
what? is that a question app or something? google didn't help
>>8357274
wrestling is fun but I would just win every time against him
>>8357375
>>8357394
stupid

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Really don't want to go to work today. All other offices are closed but not us. I just know everyone else is going to call in 'sick' so they can continue their 4 day weekend and I'll drown in paperwork.

Plus I didn't get any sleep, kept having nightmares about flying goblins and fairies that could slice people in half like some horror porn anime. And my bf is still out of town until Wednesday, I really could use a hug from him right now.

>>8358122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeudd3NGls

Fuck, I really want to call in but what if I'm the odd one out? What if everyone comes to work? I hate feeling so paranoid and anxious. I just wanna curl up in a ball and cry, I hate being this far away from my bf. Right about now he'd be hugging and kissing me and giving me the courage to tackle the day but he's so far away. What if he never comes home or dies in a freak plane accident and I never get to see him again?

Sorry guys, I'm not ok.

Zelda music because it makes me cry.

>>8358134
>>8358122
Ok so run through what you would be doing today if you went to work but without any of the emotions and in detail. Such as how you are going to get to the office and what you are going to do on the way their and so on.

>>8357806
>pic of my dick on a hookup site like adam4adam or manhunt
>now the only guys left on those sites are old and/or gross.

Don't forget squirt.org.
I always feel like such a depraved slut because I get really turned on by those ugly, dirty old men.

>>8358135

I can do that I think. Maybe I'll play some angry music in the car and scream too, couldn't hurt.

I'm out the door, have a wonderful day everybody.

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OwO

>>8356436
Shibes are tob tier

accidently posted in the autosage thread
How do I find a platonic homosexual gym buddy?

>>8357868
You have a couple years left. Good luck.

How to get a qt redneck bf ?

How hard is it to get sex off grindr

>>8357806
All the hot local guys on my Grindr seem to have left and/or gotten bfs because all that's left are uglies

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very posh

Need bf from germany

>>8358827
When they realize their looks are fading they want relationships.

>>8358910
>tfw destined to be that 50 year old who throws a "mmm yummy boi" to every guy under 25 hoping one of them will respond

>>8358940
You and a bunch of others. I was talking to a guy that said he would never settle down and he would hookup with buff old men when he is old. I let him know that they are really rare.

>>8358764
Chloroform

>>8358940
>tfw destined to be a 50+ leather daddy in a polyamory commune with like five other skanks hitting up femboys over Fetlife for kicks while I wait for my heart to give out

Someone please shoot me now before my kinks consume everything like an unstoppable inferno.

I'm fucking tired of taking initiative all the time to get guys, and it's inadvertently giving me a sick daddy fetich where I want someone to make all choices for me.

>>8359317
If you have to do all the work that means you are not attractive just acceptable. I'm in the same situation. I will never be hit on by anyone not obese or over a decade older.

>tfw gainer fetish

>>8359333
I'm decently attractive and get compliments for looks but am an autistic manlet. And I do get hit on but not as often as I would like

>>8359369
If you get approached by men that you find attractive then you are not doing all the work.

>>8359381
exactly but I'm talking about frequency, I would like to have that happen more often

>>8359400
Enjoy what you are getting and can get because many gay men can't get anything other than obese ,greasy neckbeards.

>wake up
>remember that I have no qt gay bf

day ruined

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>>8360101
>wake up
>remember I still have to find a good way to dumb my obese bf

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>>8358135

Survived the day, did get to skype with the bf and his mom at lunch. Nobody called in sick so I had a mellow day,

I did what you suggested and I was able to calm down, thanks anon.

Any fags here in the BDSM scene? My best friend recently started taking me out to the clubs in NYC and the people are like, the nicest I've ever met in the gay community. And they're fucking HOT, too.

>straight best friend who I have a crush on returns home from his 6 month overseas trip
>go to airport to pick him up
>he sees me and runs up to me
>extend my arms out to receive his classic bear hugs
>while going in for the embrace his face gets real close to mine as if he was going in for a kiss
>move my head away
>he asks me why I moved my head away in a sad tone
>suddenly wake up
>it was a dream
>he still is away and will be for another month
>furiously masturbate and buy a dildo out of pure frustration

ITS NOT FAIR

>>8360365
as much as i feel lonely and sad having no bf, i count my lucky stars im not idiotic enough to crush on a straight dude

>>8360372
I can't help it.

>>8360355
that's the one part of the faggot cummunity I will never be part of

I think

I recently picked up facesitting

>>8360429
My first time to a leather bar I got to kiss the most ridiculously handsome muscley otter dude and it was amazing. If you're in a big city you gotta try it.

The gear is fucking expensive though

>>8360412
I know you can't but I think it's important to recognize it being a physical attraction or if you're starting to feel a deeper connection with someone you've known for a long time.

I once spent a weekend with my best friend with just the two of us and realize I wasn't in love with him, but that I love him like a brother and am grateful that he's an important in my life. Thinking about fucking him after that felt so gross and unnatural

>>8360365
So, about this furious masturbation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA29p2e5fvk

>>8360412
>>8360539
Having crushes on str8 guys is usually a perfectly normal desire for traits you seek in a potential mate, such as masculinity and emotional and personal stability (because we all know that gay guys are fucked up in the head and walk around like they have a stick up their ass)

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>tfw no trump supporter bf

Incoming vent

>be 21
>gay
>PTSD
>Weird dreams every night
>Its either the "everything is grey and buildings that you've been in many times looked bombed but your childhood crush is sitting next to you, covered in blood telling you everything will be fine."
>or: "Everything is really cramped or really open and has a yellow-orange-happy kids show tint to it and everyone has some sort of hidden agenda with heavy sexual implications"
>it has been this way for almost as long as I can remember
>never really wake up during the day, feel like Im between dream and reality
>constantly feel threatened
>I think the cops are following me (they actually did once before and I only found out because school counselour slipped up)
>If I fall in love with someone, I hate them and love them so much that I just want to die
>If I see smiley faces, kids toys, flowers or a kid who is smiling or having a good life in general, I flashback into some weird foggy memory and just stare into space for up to 5 minutes, it can feel longer or shorter, friends see me do this every day
>Anxiety attacks that are so severe that I have to run out of my apartment and get air for long periods of time
>Anxiety attacks has caused me to pass out several times
>People always showering me with their problems
>Girls always trying to get with me when Im drunk
>Guys all give mixed signals
>I dont know if I actually have friends
>All I want is to go back and live the good days of my childhood with just my anger and all the sexual times with friends
>Everyone is stressing me the fuck out
>burned myself out at 2 jobs
>cant work
>economy is good enough for me to survive, yet I still wake up in the middle of the night panicking about rent

And then people ask me why I dont have a bf, why Im always confused, why my mood switches from nowhere etc.

Sorry guys, I really needed to vent.

>>8361113
That is heavy stuff. You need to see a professional.

>>8358474
bump
I'm taken, so my next question would be "how do I convince my overweight partner to regularly start going to the gym with me?"

>>8361180
I've seen 20 (basically every last one in my area), psychiatric help is severely overvalued in how much it can help severe problems.

>>8362361
You don't.

It's his decision, if going to the gym is a health issue and you can suggest that he lose weight but if he isn't comfortable going to the gym or if he doesn't enjoy the activity, he won't be happy if you try to force him.

There are many other ways to lose weight if that is why you want him to go to the gym, and if you want him to go to the gym because it is one of your hobbies, that's like trying to get someone to paint with you, or play basketball with you or play a videogame with you.

>>8361180
I cant get hold of them.
Also, I went to one back when I was 18, what ended up happening was that I felt really empty and had no emotions at all for like 6 months until I finally snapped back to myself.

I cant do that again.

>>8356436
>tfw I can't stand to be around other gay people

>>8362361
Generally you don't. If you push them to they'll resent both you and exercise.

You got to either date a fit guy, or hope that they decide they want to get fit from your example. Invite them to the gym every once in a while.

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>>8363315
That's your problem your trying to make it our problem

>>8356533
Lube and practice. Start small and work up to bigger dicks.

>>8359364
Got that too, civilian bf has put on 20 pounds in the last year.

Should I make a grindr? I am not out yet so I don't want to just go try to find dates, and I wouldn't put my face on grindr, just body pics. I want to find a bottom bf who doesn't have aids.

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>Kind of a big guy
>Secretly a buttslut bottom
>Want to get fucked and dominated by slender twinks and traps
>tfw they're only interested in bottoming or topping other twinks

>>8363776
You sound like 99% of Grindr. Don't forget to put "discrete" in your profile.

>>8363843
Why are fat guys always bottoms?

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>>8363981
not fat, just big.
Been working out for a little over a year and I made some noob gains..

>>8363997
you sound like a fat delusional person, i remember on the olg tinychat gaygen there was this fat guy who said he was working out and went to normal weight even though he was BMI 30 and he had his webcam on and was fat.

>>8356441
People like you should be drug out behind a shed and summarily executed, why is it so hard for faggots to break up with people they're bored with, Jesus fucking christ

>>8356508
>what is being a top?
Nice bait, Kel/10

>>8357447
Burn in hell

>>8365503
rude

Did you ever think you were bisexual earlier in life, only to realize you were gay?

>>8365658
No, I thought I was gay and then realized I was bi then realized I would rather be gay because women are too confusing and men are easier to understand.

>>8365658
the opposite
maybe

is there a discord link?

>>8365658
I don't think. I know.

>>8363981
They lost their dicks to the fat.

>>8363582
Posting pictures of aja's face should be considered a hate crime against me.

>>8361113
>PTSD
Don't get advice here.

Didn't realise /gaygen/ had so many Chechen posters.

Had.

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>>8365658
I wanted to date girls and thought that because I wanted to, I thought I was heteroromantic but homosexual since only men physically stimulates my body. But I went with the whole heteroromantic+homosexual=bi.

>>8365658

I know I'm bi, but I just haven't given a crap about a bloke in so long now I doubt it.

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>>8367816
>>8363582
This drag queen shit is fucking filth please kill yourself.

>>8367816
>muh labels

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>think I'm gay when I was 15
>denial phase for a year
>come out
>2 years later go back into the closet because I'm stupid
>24 now and my life consists of phases where I accept my gayness for a few months followed by denial for some months

where do I break up with my bf? I don't feel like at my or his place is good. we never eat out so I think asking him out for coffee downtown is a dead giveaway as well

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>>8368025
Stay seething and take several seats
>>8368383
Yes bitch labels. No matter how "heteroromantic" I pretended to be females will never ripple my nipples so I couldn't be bi.

>>8368613
His place, so in case of heated arguement,the destroyed furniture is his.

>>8369013
he's too autistic and inwards to throw a fit, I think

>>8368677
No, just kill yourself promptly.

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To bring up the subject of homosexual degneracy in our nation's Capital, a story I recieved from a friend about their time in London:

>Use Grindr to hook up with random nigger chav
>go to his house, there is another VERY petite twink there in the corner out of it
>have a drink of very strong "vodka" (later turns out to be GBH)
>Legs go weak
>thuggish cunt says he'll start with my friend because he is half awake
>whispers in ear about pozzing
>friend headbutts the dude and screams, crawling out of the dude's room and getting his stuff
>other guy gets left there alone, completely out of it with this nigger.

Why do I have to be part of such a disgusting fucking community. I wish they fucking did some genuine scientific research into curing homosexuality.

>>8369029
>one person is shitty
>actually think that person represents you and everyone else just because he fucks dudes

cure yourself out a window you pathetic faggot.

>>8369029
So that will happen to women instead of men?

>>8369021
Who said (You) won't be the one throwing furniture?

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>>8369028
take your offended fee-fees back to your hugbox faggot, no one gives a shit.
>>>/tumblr/

>>8369066
1 in 7 gay men in London have HIV
1 in 4 gay men in London with HIV aren't aware they're infected.

Chemsex parties like this are regular features of Medicinal Journals around the globe.
There is a particularly bad concentration of the problem in London.


Spare me the emotional, factless drivel. It is rampant in our community. And the bitterness.

>>8369029
I hope you called the fucking cops, Jesus.
>Why do I have to be part of such a disgusting fucking community.
If you did nothing to help that other kid then you're pretty despicable yourself, and the last person that should be demonizing a whole group of people for the actions of some.

>>8369075
because I'm the one breaking up with the fat slob and have nothing to be upset about?

>>8369085
What do you expect? Average person in London was born in Africa where HIV/AIDS started.

>>8369085
>less than 15%
>"YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DISGUSTING!"
Wew

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>>8369085
>a lot of homosexuals(not a disease, but hard-wired sexual orientation) have HIV(a disease)
>lets spend time on researching how to "cure" the "not-a-disease" so straight people will have "the-actual-disease" instead

fucking genius

>>8369091
Friend, not me, and I told him the same.

He said the cops didn't do shit. Not sure I believe he was very polite with them though

>>8369029
niggers can be chavs?

Do any of you have experience with sugar daddies? I'm transferring to a school in a big city next year and I'm thinking about getting one. I look very twinky and cute but I don't have a very feminine personality so I think I'll have an alright time finding one.
What are the odds I'm going to be beat up/raped/murdered? How much money can you make?

>>8369029
You're lying.
You can't mix alcohol and GHB.
No one would give someOne vodka and GHB unless they wanted to kill them.
Learn about drugs before you post fake stories about them.
Anyways.

>>8369202
Yeah learn to read faggot.

I said it turned out to be that.

>>8369212
GHB tastes nothing like vodka

Your friend is really dumb

>>8369212
You can fucking taste GHB.
You're lying to fuck.
Move on and get a life.

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>>8369212
geebeehech hav uh teest
ish nah akahool
oo urr uh nah smert boi lek meh

>>8357553
Pretty much this unfortunately >>8357555 >>8357565 I met my boyfriend at his sister's going away house party. Not even sure how it worked out since we're both pretty straight acting. But somehow we ended making out later that night

>>8369232
I have never done more than MDMA how would I know, don't reply anymore I won't bother reading them

Guys i dont know how much longer i can take it, any cute guys in toronto around 20?

>>8369359
You're in the wrong thread.

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>>8368408
>tfw in denial since 15
>tfw 23 now
>tfw never coming out

>>8369456
hate this coming out meme
what gender I like fucking in bed at home at night behind shut doors shouldn't matter in or affect my everyday life
if anyone happen to find out for whatever reason then fine

>>8369111
Oh my bad, I misread it, I pictured you were with him at the time.

>>8369475
it affects my everyday life unfortunately
i'd rather not have my social status tainted, and i want to stay on good terms with my family

>>8369506
I get that coming out for your family and near friends is a thing because your bf will accompany you with them at some point. Coming out for anyone else is a meme t b h, such as coming out or telling people you recently met that you're gay, people you don't hang out with during your free time, or celebs coming out as gay.
in my opinion

>>8369475
So if you get in a relationship you will lie and tell others you are just friends? I came out when I got a bf.

>>8369561
I don't do gay stuff with the bf in public. Don't need to lie because the bf subject doesn't come up if we don't do gay stuff in front of others.

>>8369519
you're probably right about coming out to random people being no big deal. But still, I don't want to cause any pain to my parents.

>>8369574
So no romantic gestures? No hand holding,arm locking,or anything?

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I can't fucking stand it.
I have found a guy who is perfect for me when I never thought that would be possible.
And is consistently proving himself to be perfect for me, fucking constantly. Every little thing he reveals about himself makes it more and more obvious and impossible for me to ignore.

But I will never have any kind of relationship with him, and I am not insane or a child so it is impossible to lose sight of that fact and happily skip around like a retard in my own delusions and fantasies.
I am not perfect for him, at most we could be good friends with so many common interests and a very similar sense of humor.. but I have gone down that road with guys who I had less in common and only a small crush with, and that was pure hell and torture for me, and I won't allow myself to waste any time imagining that stupid crap either because its just not fucking ever going to happen
.
All I am doing by continuing to pay attention to him is creating this model of an ever-increasingly perfect guy that all the guys I might actually have a chance of having a relationship will be forever measured against.. a model that they will all have absolutely no fucking hope of ever measuring up to.
Everything is fucking horrible and I can't stop myself or look away.

I think god must truly hate me.

>>8370421
How old are you? Is he straight?

>>8370468
What difference does it make?

I've been around the block quite a few times, and dated a few guys, one for 2 years.. but it's always just been two guys who are settling and putting up with each other's bullshit until we can't stand it anymore.
I'm sick of it.
I want someone who gets me like I get him.

>>8369092
>not wanting to have dramatic break-up arguement with throwing furniture

You're no fun anon

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>>8370503
Whats he like? What are YOU like?

You're lucky...I'll never find my perfect guy. No one is even close.

>>8370503
Why is it impossible?

>>8370620
I don't feel lucky. I found someone who would be perfect for me, but I am not perfect for him. I was happier before when I was just trying to find someone half-decent to settle for because I didn't think someone like him existed.
Now even if I am ever lucky enough to find someone like him, in the back of my mind I will always know there is someone more perfect that I can never have and no matter what I will always be settling.

The best I can hope for is that I will meet a guy who is perfect for me in some bizarre and completely unexpected way I could never have imagined so that I can't compare the two.

>>8370624
Because God exists and life is meant to be a horrible lesson filled with endless suffering.

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>>8370673
>always have in the back of your mind

You're right, you're human. But you will grow to be content. Most other people experience this feeling and it sucks, but you find someone new and you move on.

At least straight people do... might be a little harder for us...

>>8360165
Here's how you do it
>Find a friend who is good at draw thing
>Make card that has a picture of a forklift
>Include some cute lovey pun line on front
>Inside is forklift dumping a fatass on the ground
>I'm dumping you
Or other humorous possibilities
>A brownie that looks like an earthquake with rice crispy buildings and stuff
>I'm breaking up with you like the way you break the ground with each step
Guaranteed he will eat it immediately

>>8360355
The bdsm scene seems to make stronger bonds but it's also riskier

>>8360539
I had a straight friend once who was kinda hot. He found out I was gay and then wanted me to come to his house when his parents were out so he could tie me up and tickle my feet.. but he was totes 4sure not gay
I broke off the friendship there and learned later that he was also child molester

knock knock!

Please help me out here my penis has been acting weird recently and I'm hoping somebody knows what's going on
It's fine while I'm using it, but almost straight away afterwards it starts to swell up like a balloon, on the shaft, the foreskin, everywhere
And then it stays in this slightly sore and very swollen state for like the next 12 - 24 hours
Sometimes its so swollen after using it I can't even pee or pull the skin back
I don't know why this happens because it never used to do this and I don't have any stds

If anyone knows what is wrong and what the solution is, please tell me!

>>8369193
I hear there's a site where you can sign up to fuck rich old men but you are their toy. Which means pmuch outside of exams if they want to fuck you, they'll send a car if they have to, you drop everything and take their wrinkled old cock

Also have to be able to cope with the fact you're basically a cumdump. Maybe you should let a friend, not close friend, use your boipussy for the night and then force you to go home immediately after

>>8370942
You fapped too hard. If you have foreskin and you're fapping in a way the skin keeps going up and down the tip, you'll wake up the next morning with a swollen balloon dick.

Just don't be so rough.
I used to fap just by tugging and having my covered tip ram against my thumb but now I pulled a dick muscle and gotta fap different ways..

Any crossdress here?

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Does having a small penis doom a guy to being a bottom? Is it possible to be a pure top with a 5 inch cock?

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>>8370673
You sound like a lot of fun to be around...

>>8371410
I sometimes feel awkward trying to let someone be dominant with me when my dick is bigger than theirs.

I have a bf and I'm making a plan to break up with him because being gay makes me feel like a failed male

>>8371658
Get over it omgggg, I get the feeling of failure in being gay but letting it rule your life decisions is beyond asinine

>>8371676
I tried acceptance but i just can't do it

>>8371685
I still get feelings of shame nowdays but I really wanna get married to a guy and have kids. I still haven't told my parents because I don;t feel I need to yet but I'm not sure I just feel that way because I'm scared. Trust me I totally get it but I'm not going to let it stand in the way of being happy cus being happy is great!!!!

>>8371685
You deserve to be happy and letting something which should in reality be insignificant to our lives rule us is just plain sad

Reminde: the only thing better than playing with your own penis is playing with someone elses

>>8371691
>>8371698
I know but my insecurities make me resent my bf being the Dom and having a bigger dick than me and I'm powerless to change that.

And he's my bf but I'm not his, I'm just a fag bitch for him as he says

It's made me feel resentful because he still acts like we are boyfriend and boyfriend but I know we aren't

And I exercise this fantasy if I nip this in the the bud I could be an alpha heterosexual

>>8371691
>>8371658
I understand 100% what you are going through. I still struggle with accepting this myself. I can't change it though. No matter how ashamed you feel, you are not equipped to change your sexuality (unless you are bi). That is something we need years of research to have been poured into before it is even worth considering.

Don't throw away what you have, and so many others want, just because of your insecurities. Trust me, you will regret that as a major mistake.

>>8371724
Why aren't you boyfriend and boyfriend?

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>>8371727
He's extremely dominant and dates other guys if he wants but I get "favourite" status for being so obedient and submissive but has vocalised I can be thrown away if he finds a better younger sub

And I'm too much of s beta worm to protest and just say "thank you sir can I have some more"

>>8371725
But I already feel regret for not being straight. I feel like I am prison gay and my failures as a heterosexual contributed to my exploration in being gay and that if I fight hard enough I could be straight

>>8371737
>dates other guys

Gay or straight, that will kill your self-esteem. I advise you get out of that relationship now, if he has actually told you that he would replace you, what is there for you to even enjoy in that?

Goddamn, are you a twink? I swear, twinks must have some inherent attraction to being degraded... They're all in the same goddamn situation it seems.

There are plenty of dominant guys out there who will be really nice and loving with you. Leave this cunt, and get to finding one, if you so wish.

>>8371746
I will. He warped my thinking cause he was my first, he says he gets snoozed at other guys cause they put up resistance to his dominance sometimes and I don't by comparison

I am very fem looking in face and body

>put lots of effort into making webms for my newest fetisch and a thread on hm
>no one replies to it
someone please acknowledge it >>/hm/1560285

>>8371787
fuck >>>/hm/1560285

>>8370421
No one is perfect and god doesnt exist. That the fuck up.

>>8371801
Everyone is God and perfection exists. This the suck down.

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>>8371864
die you queeny bitch, religion is the degradation of human intelligence and a barrier to social development.

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I think I made someone drop their spagetthi for me today, or he was just generally socially awkward. But he looked like an authentic femfag and normie-ish so I dunno. Felt good about it at least.

>>8370673
If he is gay and single,then go for it.

>>8371410
It wouldn't bother me.

>>8371888
>the degradation of human intelligence and a barrier to social development.
Is that the title of your autobiography?

>>8371951
no, but it is yours. fucking nasty slag

>there are still people on /gg/ after 4 years who still havnt had the pleasure of getting rimmed

>>8372416
Because I do the rimming.

On bears.

Go back to Weenie Hut General, kid

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>>8372416
I've only had one guy rim me and he's the best sex I've had.
Oh and I have regular hemorrhoids as well as dis fucking gusting white skin flaps they leave behind, looks more like insect eggs. I took a shot of it once and it's the most disgusting butthole I've ever seen in my life. So It's understandable no one wants to rim me.
I have rimmed two guys myself however. The first guy's ass had a distinct shit taste even though I asked him if he had soaped it beforehand.
The other guy's ass tasted like juicy musky goodness which made my dick d i a m o n d s. Yet he was a pretty boy and didn't want to kiss me after I surprised him with the rim.

>>8372416

I just don't really get anything from being rimmed. I also don't really get much from being fucked (I more get off on the submissive vibes of being fucked than the physical sensation).

Rimming people though is fucking amazing.

why are big hairy tiddies so good?

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>>8373394
they just are

>>8372416

Love giving rimjobs to my bf, he even rimmed me the other day and it felt pretty good.

>>8371737

That's a pretty shitty situation honestly, he sounds like an asshole on a dom power trip.

>tfw got paraphimosis because my bottom fwb was too rough while jerking me off

don't google it

>>8372910
Wtf I love turkey more now

>>8374533
it is important we get erdogan out of office before he gets rid of all the hot turks and good coffee

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>8374289
Oh God I googled it
The fug anon?!

>>8375370
Guy on the left for shaving his head
Doesn't really look good imo

>break up with ex 1 year ago
>forget all about him
>wake up this morning slightly hungover and find myself pining for him, trying to think of ways to get back together with him
wtf?

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Would you date a panda?

>>8376058
maybe and I really loathe subhuman asians

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Do you dare do gay stuff with your bf at the cinema? I don't

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>>8376184

All the time. This guy I'm currently seeing loves movies and we catch a film every Friday night. We hold hands and occasionally smooch.

He's very shy but when it gets dark in the theater his hands are all over my thigh and shoulder.

Last month we saw Logan. He got emotional when Xavier died (oops spoilers) and laid his head on my shoulder. I just sat there thinking wat this ain't Titanic.

But we've been going to Tinseltown lately and they have those giant recliner seats so it makes cuddling hard. We can still hold hands or lock our pinky fingers together. On occasion some girls will see us and giggle but whatever no harm no foul.

>>8376221
I mean I tried reaching into his pants last time but It was jeans and 2hard4me

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>>8376178
Why do you hate Asians?

>>8376258
because 99% of the time asians are skinny, yellow and has a face only a mother could love

the rest of the time they have a normal body like your pic. face is still meh.

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>>8376246

You naughty thing! Don't do that in public! Only smooching, cuddling and light patting is acceptable!

Though to be fair I've seen DOZENS of hetero couples doing that all the time. I recall seeing some disgusting hambeast fumbling with her skinny turd of a boyfriend's junk during Zootopia

>mfw she comments on how smelly it is

make me not break up with the bf on text

we've only been together for like 3 months
I'm always the one who contact him before we meet up, even though I told him I hate doing that all the time. We went to the cinema last week tuesdag and I'm trying to make a point out of it now, hasn't texted him, and of course he hasn't texted me because hey he never fucking did. we haven't talked in 1,5 weeks now and I just want the "relationship" to end.

it's the 0 stamina bf btw

>>8376267
Date a south Asian? They have brown cocoa skin.

>>8376314
still probably skinny and uggo

http://cuminhimdaily.tumblr.com
Thoughts?

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>>8376058
I would husbando that dude in a heartbeat

>tfw no bf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8376693
>tfw shitty bf and don't too much of a pussy to break up with him and can't see other guys I'm into

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8376769
>tfw want to move closer to downtown
>bf wants to move in but isn't financially ready even though I can afford to basically make him a trophy bf
>doesn't want me to move as my current place is closer to his uni

REEEEEEEEE

>>8376780
>tfw stopped being gay
>am now only into futa

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>>8376184
I'd put my arm around him maybe
>if I ever got a bf that is...

>>8375746
I always get horny when I'm hung over.

>>8376769

how is he a shitty bf ?

atleast you get sex

>>8377040
the sex is shitty plus he doesn't seem very into me. I usually hear to him before we meet even if I tell him I don't want to do that all the time. I didn't since we met early last week, which now has resulted in us not talking for 1.5 weeks

Going to tell you lads a secret ive never told anyone else

5 years ago I used to post on /b/ 'kik loyalty threads'. The way they worked was, you posted your girlfriends kik and then /btards/ would send her dickpics and see if she stayed loyal or not.

I used to post my own kik, saying I was a bender (which I was), and then play along with it for free dickpics and erotic RP sessions.

Opinions on this confession of mine?

>>8378084
>being this bored/desperate

get a job NEET

Somebody help me with this
>be highschooler
>go on two dates with guy
>both dates are like 6 hours long consisting of eating, making out, and cuddling
>constantly texting or snapping each other if not together
>been five days
>check his instagram, (I don't have one)
>it says single

I just asked him what his ig was because I want to see if he changes it knowing I'm gonna look at it.
But am I fucked? Or is it normal for that to stay up after just a few days? We met off grindr, both in highschool

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>>8378451
dude, he IS single if he only went on 2 dates with you.
a relationship doesn't happen until both of you talk about it and agree to it.

>>8378492
Yea I don't know how relationships work tbqh.
I only had one before him and it was just like a month and a half.
Makes sense though. Should I try talking to him tomorrow about what we want to be or is that too soon?

>>8378501
it is too soon.
just keep dating for a while.
let him bring it up.
being monogamous is overrated.

>>8378503
>being monogamous is overrated.
nope

>>8356436
This seems like the best place to ask. Will putting in average dick sized objects (as in not bad dragon or other fuckhuge dildo tier) ruin my asshole and cause me to become incontinent?

>>8378551
no
not unless you somehow damage your sphincter which shouldn't happen with normal play

>>8378451
Probably doesnt want people to know hes fucking a high schooler

lesbian here
Gay male culture is hilarious but beautiful

>>8378605
he's a highschooler too

>>8378627
how old are you both?

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>>8378492
>Thought that was a bad wax sculpture of Rupaul
>Turns out it's just a cross dressing New Englander

>>8378628
17 and 18

>>8378637
either youre clingy and underage banned or you're the clingy older guy. Either way you should calm down about shitty facebook status'

>>8378645
It's not being clingy, I just don't know what's out of the ordinary for this stuff.

>>8378451
unless it said 'in a relationship' and changed back then don't worry about it
>wish I'd had something in school

>>8378664
>>wish I'd had something in school
It's overrated
That other guy I dated went to school with me and was too insecure to be a couple in school. We didn't even fit on anything it was more like, I'm gay you're gay lets date.
Also [spoiler]he gave blowjobs with teeth every fucking time even after I mentioned it and was like hey don't scrape my fucking dickhead off[/spoiler]

>>8378664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM

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>Do gay/bi men that aren't psychologically crippled actually exist?

>>8378684
Nop

New thread: >>8378711

>>8378711

>>8378711

>>8378711

join whenever

>>8378672
yeah but still
I'm probably too insecure to be a couple with anyone now let alone then
>tfw there was the most perfect guy but I buggered it up like I do everything

>>8378675
that's pretty neat I guess