Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Face-sitting Edition
Today we say thank you to all the powers that be for our lesbianism. Thank you, universe, for making us completely gay. We are blessed to experience the love and affection of another woman. And taste the joy of having her sit on our face. Face-sitting is the best position. If you disagree, please stand in front of your lesbian sisters and make your case. Virgins are welcome to have an opinion as well. Non-virgins can tell us tales of the deed, while we sigh in longing.
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>Body fat percentages and what constitutes a "fatty"
>Cthulu worship hasn't gone out of vogue
>Turning her upside down and eating her ass like it's the McRib.
>Hold on, anon. I'm comin' to save you.
>tfw I can't even get laid in my dreams
>/clg/ not only wants a lesbian girlfriend, but a lesbian friend too
Previous: >>8345803
What happened to >clg anon?
>>8351411
i mean, idk if i'm adorable, I'm just a baby lesbian and unexperienced...(even though she's younger than I).
i'll ask her at the end though
TFW YOUR VIBRATOR IS ???? BUT YOU ORDERED IT WEEKS AGO
fuck
and today would have been the perfect time to use it also
>>8352491
to be wholly honest, i think i'd rather have been a cis-het, i'm not in denial, but being WLW has made my life harder, not easier
>>8352547
Someone else got it delivered to their home and they are using it right now.
>>8352556
): i hope not. it was this https://sexyliberation.org/products/lipstick-bullet-vibrator
punishment for being cheap i guess....
>>8352616
what makes you think i'm bi?
>>8352624
Everyone here either gets called bi or trans. It's clg's spiciest meme.
>>8352624
>Not cherishing the gift of lesbianism
Bishits actively choose the to pollute themselves. You don't have a girlfriend and you never will because you're a tremendous loser. You're an ugly and worthless piece of shit. Take your ass back to /bishit general/ you stupid cunt.
Wonder Woman
Y/N
>>8352699
>capeshit movies
No thanks.
>>8352547
>to be wholly honest, i think i'd rather have been a cis-het,
why? i promise you i've suffered more for my sexuality than you have but i wouldn't give it up despite that
>>8352699
I haven't been able to get into comic books but Lynda Carter is adorable and I sort of tangentially care about the upcoming movie just cause I've never watched a super hero movie with a female main character.
>>8352547
>to be wholly honest, i think i'd rather have been a cis-het
I kinda agree, mostly just cause I'd be easier to get laid
Anyone notice how a lot of "gay" girls like yaoi and gay porn?
I personally don't see why
>>8352744
>>8352760
Bisluts in denial.
something something transbians.
>>8352807
Something something genocide when
>>8352760
>Anyone notice how a lot of "gay" girls like yaoi and gay porn?
>>8352814
Great b8. Good job.
So is anyone still interested in a t!nychat room?
>>8352751
I hope you never get laid. Or better yet, get and std you retarded bishit
If you don't love being lesbian you need to leave this thread right now. Goldstar lesbians only k thx
>>8352869
>Or better yet, get and std
Lesbians do not spread STDs
They also don't spread their legs as often as het women
>>8352871
Why are lesbians so militant?
>>8352871
I've learned to love it, but there were definitely times when I wished I was straight so my mom and Jesus wouldn't be disappointed in me.
>>8352902
We have to keep our race pure
>>8352871
Are you fat and ugly butch?
>>8352871
the bottom one looks like my crush fuck
>>8352871
>Goldstar skinny femme cis lesbians only k thx
You're about to hook up with a girl and in the bedroomright before you fuk she tells you she's trans wwyd
>>8352940
It's impossible.
>>8352947
Not impossible. I have the goldstar skinny cis lesbian part down, but I'm not a lipstick femme though I'm working on it. Am tomboyish (I wear flannel, skinny jeans, t shirt, sneakers type outfits) and don't wear makeup but I'm working on becoming more girly.
>>8352962
Do you have long hair?
>>8352946
>implying we couldn't tell it was a tranner way before we made it to the bedroom
Men are the ones that tend to have trouble identifying tranners.
>>8352968
It's slightly past my shoulders so yes? I'm sad pepe anon
>tfw no middle eastern gf
>>8352760
Maybe people who a) enjoy seeing relatable gay storylines but aren't comfortable with often sexist/objectifying portrayals of women, and/or b) are still dealing with internalized homophobia so aren't comfortable watching women for that reason and prefer to see a gay story lived out vicariously through men who are "safer" to watch?
>>8352940
Working on the skinny part :'''( always ate well, starting to go to the gym now and will probably lipo some sections later
>>8352999
What's your height/weight? As long as you're not obese
>>8352946
If you two got to the point you're taking off your clothes in the bedroom and neither of you noticed something was off, you kinda deserve each other.
>>8352969
Yeah but say one passed super well a slipped past your radar
Or you where drunk and couldn't tell
Then you're in the bedroom and she takes off her clothes and has a dick
Wwyd?
>>8352764
Well shit, that's quite a reaction. Interest is less tentative now! Thanks anon.
>>8353004
5"7, currently ~185 lbs but around 7 pounds less if not counting boob weight. 32HH is no joke -_-
>>8353036
>32HH
lmao I'm so flat compared to you. I think I'm a B cup but I only wear sports bras, never got measured. 5'2 and 103 lbs
>>8352980
>I'm sad pepe anon
Giving yourself a anon name. Kys attention whore.
>>8353045
Correction, I'm the anon that posted her picture using a sad pepe to hide my face. Kinda want to kms though, I have no friends that care about me.
>>8353049
I know what anon you are. You use these threads as your fucking twitter. You are the pathetic high school chink that stalks her straight girl crush and would rather settle for a marriage with a guy just to make mommy and daddy happy. You are as bad as the bishits.
>>8353041
Spent the majority of my life wishing I had your body, B cups included! My breasts make me feel ugly more often than not. They don't really make cute bras in my size under $150/$200+ so neither of us are stylin'.
>>8353074
>bislut
gtfo
>>8353079
I'm not bi but ok
Thinking you're going to marry the opposite gender for the sake of social norms/fitting in is common to people who have internalized homophobia, which I admit I do. But it's something I'm working on; also I'm pretty sure my parents know I'm gay based on their many comments that I've never talked about guys
>>8352995
>tfw Turk anon will never be your gf
>>8353074
Congratulations on graduating!!! That's awesome! Not that I'm much older (22) but I remember what a tremendous relief it was to be done with it, ahhh.
>>8353099
Thanks, high school was a weird experience. Came in thinking I was straight cause denial and came out being gay. A weird experience for sure. College is gonna be fun.
>>8353106
Yeah it is! As tough as it is to realize that in high school, you now have the rest of your youth to enjoy, armed with that knowledge about yourself! College is also a great place to work on eliminating internalized homophobia and finding acceptance amongst peers. I hope your college experience is better than your high school experience and you find lots of ways to be gay and flourish. <3
>>8353097
I know that feel.
>>8353094
>muh internalized homophobia
>gonna marry a guy just to fit into society cause I wanna blend in with the hetero normies; the fuck with my sexuality
>mom and dad know I'm gay but I'm too much of a pussy to be honest with them
>tfw no cyberpunk gf
>can't live off as a hacker
>no qt techie gf
>I will never upload our brains into a computer
>no sweet eternity in a digital form with my one true love
Reality sucks dammit! When I wanted a dystopia I meant an awesome megacity, not president Joffrey the Orange
>>8353129
Is this not a common experience with young lesbians? Especially those who have grown up knowing no one who they could talk to about it
>>8353157
Of course it's common and only shameful on the part of society, not on the part of the lesbian experiencing these things. However, it's also common to belittle others because you struggle to feel self worth in less fleeting ways, ex: this anon. Don't know what their damage is but yeah, obviously this is not something anyone else has the time or energy to mock.
>>8353153
Spooky
>>8353153
Are you the machine learning and data mining anon from yesterday? I am looking to you to lead the cyber revolution!
>tow you're not cool enough to be a cyberpunk hacker girlfriend
>tfw you could only be like... a mavis beacon floppy disk girlfriend
>>8353180
It's beautiful but in a spooky way.
>>8353183
A lot better
>>8353180
>I could teach you, anon.
Yes please. :) What's lesson one?
>>8353191
Not now silly! I just got back home from a night shift. Though I could use hugs and cuddling
>>8353166
>common to belittle others because you struggle to feel self worth in less fleeting ways
I don't mind and it's not like the majority of regular posters here are my age or very closeted, so understandable if certain anons get upset
>>8353208
Are you jealous, anon?
>>8353212
y-yes
>>8353201
>night shift
Oh cool, what do you do?
Also that totally works. Less gay struggles, more gay snuggles. Do you prefer to be the big spoon or little spoon?
>>8353221
Don't be ):
>>8353226
IT shit. I have to live with something since the state NEETBUX is a joke and it doesn't even guarantee my rent. Basically person X from a hospital/business/someothershitlikethat calls me when they have computer issues. Usually it's something mundane but sometimes there is an actual problem. Once a company paid me a taxi to come to their place.
Though very often they're seriously skeptical about my skills since I'm a woman.
And right now I prefer the little spoon.
>>8353176
>mavis beacon floppy disk
Are you old?
>>8353231
Oh my best friend is in tech and looking to get a job at a startup that does this exact same thing! Neat. I'm sorry to hear about the sexism involved for you though. :(
I am the type of cuddler that likes to wrap around the other person so you as the little spoon totally works! Also I have long hair and that can be a cuddle hazard unless I'm the big spoon. :P
I'll make you tea or hot chocolate or whatever you want after a long day of work and wrap some blankets around us and listen to you talk about your day and your thoughts with genuine interest. I wanna hear about your dystopian fantasies too.
>>8353250
I want to work in much difficult projects than in this shit. But it gives me good money and I can study so I'll stick to this.
And I always have a ponytail so it doesn't matter which spoon I am. But now I'll go read Indian philosophy and then I'll go to sleep. Bye <3
I am a bisexual cisgender male, this thread is no longer a cisgender lesbian thread.
>>8353245
Haha, no, early 20s. But a 90s/00s childhood means that my baby videos are on VHS and I have a hard disk with "Anon's Fifth Grade Homework" written on it.
>>8353261
Sweet dreams, super cool and super smart hacker gal <3
Lesgen please recommend me some good solo masturbation porn, I only ever masturbate to 2D so I don't know. I'm asking for 3D porn obviously.
Pls help.
While looking for examples of American accents to show someone I came across Amy Walker and I can't believe I didn't know who she was before. Lady has me captivated. Too bad she's straight.
Just gonna leave this here
>>8353489
I guess this is the reality. At least we still have bishits who might date us, and they make up the majority of "lesbians" on Tinder anyway.
>>8353489
>trannies still mad because lesbians don't want to fuck males on hormone blockers and strogen
I fucking love the 21st century.
>>8353489
Not sure what you meant to convey by posting this?
>>8353489
Why trannies don't date with other trannies?
>>8353515
That's disgusting.
>>8353518
But they are "women".
>>8353515
Because that wouldn't validate their womynhood.
Also, they do.
>>8353515
Cause they're transphobic as well and only want a REAL (cis) lesbian
No one likes trannies, not even other trannies
to all flatty anons, have you ever feel jealousy when your lady friends have bigger tiddies? have anyone teased your flatness?
>>8353390
Look up female POV porn
>>8353552
>teased by big-titted cow for being a flat chest
That sound cute for some reason.
>>8353675
Aww why you gotta call us cows :( can't i at least be one of the cute barn animals?
>>8353727
>areyouflauntingyourtits.jpeg
>>8353735
Wondering what this jpeg would actually look like... anyway, that is a very low bar for "flaunting".
After a lifetime of overhearing "anything more than a handful is a waste" and getting attention from the wrong sex thanks to my boobs, I don't feel I have a lot to be proud of even if I have, well, a lot. I was just being a baby and not feeling the disparaging joke.
>>8352297
>not liking asian goddesses
>>8353767
How big are we talking here? And you're not fat? Are you single??
>>8353796 #
I'm the 5"7, 185 lbs but ~7lbs of boob weight/32HH girl from earlier in the thread. You can google "32HH bra" (no porn will pop up, dw) to see what that actually means! I need to lose weight obviously but I'm legitimately working on that, and yeah single haha.
>>8353827
I want to bury my face between your boobs.
I can understand your hatred for "transbians", but why does clg also hate FtMs and straight/male-attracted MtFs?
I just honestly want to understand what and why you think what you do about them.
>>8353847
Are you that guy from 2 days ago who wanted to get into the discord
>>8353866
>...I'm open to it.
>>8353875
...I'm open to it. You'd be the first...
Come to me, anon!
>>8353878
I'm on my way!
>>8353898
Where are you from, anony?
>>8353920
NYC! Planning a trip to Portland in a couple weeks though, and hopefully will have some fun at Pride (even though I don't know anyone there but I love being in new places on my own). What about you?
>>8353958
I'm in the south. I guess I wouldn't be able to bury my face between your boobs.
ear rubs > sex
>>8353875
Positive Good God.
>>8353827
If only I can grope dem tiddies
>be me
>in my first """serious""" relationship with a girl I've been talking to for weeks on snap
>been having the time of my life with her
>doesn't care about my insecurities, makes me feel comfortable and loved
>sex is amazing
>she wants to introduce me to penetration, has a thing for pegging I think
I'm pretty nervous about it, as I haven't really tried anything like it. She's respectful of my wishes, but I can tell she's a bit miffed about it. Am I missing out on anything?
This thread is like Lchat
>>8352699
Not for me, I'm Batwoman all the way, but it's good to fucking finally have a female superhero main character movie that isn't a D-list piece of shit like Elektra or Catwoman.
>tfw no batwoman movie ever even though her story is one of the best superhero comics period
>>8352764
am i the only one who thinks that what shes saying is pure cancer,
>don't like superheros
>don't like action
>wouldn't have seen the movie if i hadn't been invited
cries bc representation ??!?! its a good movie if its a good movie, shes badass shes hot good for her but fuck off with "im being represented finally "
>>8353489
thing is tho these are normal reactions ?? they should of told them like that u can't expect them to bend to ur will cause if u don't muh transphobia.....
>>8353153
>tfw no robot gf
>>8354241
>tfw no human gf in a robot body
Would you fuck an ftm?
What should I do to get an /u/ gf?
>>8354377
My sister did.
But she's a tumblr lesbian.
I'm an evil lesbian, just having a vagina is not enough for me.
And yeah somehow my mom managed to fuck 2 times in a row. 2 dykes in the family.
Remember to check every morning that your gf's boobs are in place.
>>8354028
Yep, you are bro. As long as she uses lube, goes kinda slowly, and doesn't use a strap-on that's too big, it should be a pretty fun time.
>>8354407
You sound like a crazy ass wife beater.
You would probably hurt your wife if you married her.
Sorry to say this but it's better this way. I don't like being beaten by who I married.
>>8354392
>My sister did.
>But she's a tumblr lesbian.
>I'm an evil lesbian
Actually I think it's really vile to just consider ftms lesbian partners... your sister seems worse, although I guess the ftm was in on it
>>8354407
>political lesbian
Also yes, go seek therapy, you sound like you have troubles to work on
>>8354028
Does she want to put it up your butt?
>>8354413
They actually seemed to be pretty happy together. the FtM was totally ok with being the boyfriend of a lesbian if you can even call yourself that.
I was kinda disgusted because my little sister looks like a chubby version of me and it was enraging me seeing myself with some little hairy twat which made me avoid them whenever there was any family stuff.
Trust me I'm the evil sister. Not the nice one, I vote for people they hate, the list goes on.
>>8354407
Wew lass.
>>8354377
Girls dating with butches, so yea I think ftm will be pretty relevant.
>>8354412
you should get a divorce
>>8354431
I`m not married I was telling that anon that she sounds like a wife beater.
No one should be with someone that hurts them either physically or psychologically.
>>8354407
insane bitch
>>8353847
>why does clg also hate FtMs and straight/male-attracted MtFs?
I don't.
Though I do find gay FtMs creepy and fetishistic.
>>8354410
I guess. I mean, I want her to enjoy it as much as I do, and even play out her fantasy. Maybe I'm just being a coward.
>>8354178
>but fuck off with "im being represented finally
Dude. 30 superhero movies since 2007-8, they're the biggest blockbusters in America right now, and not a single one with a lead who isn't a man. Fuck off with your naivete thinking that doesn't matter. It's fucking great that girls now have at least one superhero blockbuster where the women don't play second fiddle/romantic interest to men.
>>8354455
Not her, but it doesn't matter. Grow up.
>>8353847
I'd probably fug a FtM
provided she's got unaltered bottom bits
and doesn't mind my use of female pronouns
>it'd be like fuggin a femm S
>>8354377
A pre-everything ftm who looks like a tomboyish girl? Maybe. But I'm not crying out for "Chad" in the middle of an orgasm.
A testosterone-ridden hairy ape with a vagina? Nah.
>>8354399
Can I check and make sure your boobs are in place, anon?
>>8353776
Who's the qt with the hips and tight ass?
>>8354444
Gays FtMs are creepy to cis lesbians? How so? They're attracted to men, right?
>>8354460
>"it doesn't matter"
>tfw some people actually think our culture doesn't matter
>tfw some people don't realize that everything is interconnected
I don't even watch superhero movies, anon, I'm just also not a fucking moron.
>>8354474
Not creepy in a personal way.
They just seem like fetishists in the same way a lot of transbians do. I don't really care though.
>>8354475
You and your fellow Tumblr feminists' insane obsession with seeing people of the same gender as you on the big screen isn't healthy for you, and very few people outside your bubble actually care about this. But if you want to remain deluded in your silly fantasy-land, go ahead. It's not like I really care.
>>8354154
>Another Batwoman fan
A-Are you single, Anony?
>>8354490
I'm sure that's what all you red-pill males like to think but you can fuck off now with your politics
>>8354494
Batwoman's great, but she was too much like a Batman's sidekick. Same with Supergirl to Superman. Wonder Woman isn't perfect, but at least she stood alone you know, not some gender flip of a male hero.
>>8354503
>pol!
>male!
Predictable.
I never liked capeshit.
Deadpool was the only super hero I ever enjoyed.
Also you guys keep arguing about this bullshit of we need more women on this and that. Here's the deal, what matters is the story.
I could care less if Frodo is secretly gay for frodo or he's a FtM or whatever. I don't need that to self insert.
Also stop shitting my thread you two bitches.
>>8354511
>predictable
>obvious
Yes, you are
>>8354490
kek pretty much this. When I was little I NEVER wondered why the stuff I watched and played with always had male MC, in fact movies and games with female MC were fucking lame and I hated them (except Mulan I guess) and it didn't affect me in any way as tumblr or feminism thinks, because I had a developed enough sense of abstraction to self-insert in males despite being aware I'm not one since I played pretend a lot.
I also didn't need female figures to get myself interested in technology and mathematics. It never occured to me that I need female approval to get into something like that. Not sure if most women actually need it or tumblr is a bunch of whiny faggots forcing their twisted views on everyone else.
>>8354503
>Batwoman's great, but she was too much like a Batman's sidekick. Same with Supergirl to Superman.
Eh, I get what you mean, but I never felt like Batwoman was even all that connected to the rest of the Batfamily. Not until that recent Detective Comics arc, at least.
I like Wonder Woman as well, but Batwoman is pretty much my ideal wife.
>>8354516
Sweetie, you're going to have to accept the fact that not everyone here, nor every woman, agrees with you. This site has a different demographic than your Tumblr blog.
>>8354515
>Deadpool
Shit-taste
>waaah how dare you lesbians want to see more hot girls who are strong and kickass
Shut-up male apologist
>my thread
You don't own shit on 4chan. Fuck off.
>>8354528
Of course not, some of with you with vaginas are stupid as fuck and suck on male conservative cocks
>>8354532
Now you're trying too hard to bait.
>>8354537
Nope, I don't expect you retards to be able to formulate a reasoned counter-argument.
>>8354540
>women
>able to argue for shit
>>8354525
Which universe certainly matters. If they picked the lesbian Kate Kane for Batwoman, that would be amazing.
>>8352491
Why does this place always devolve into petty arguing?...
Angry tumblr anon, are you that lesbian girl that made a thread about how much she hates females but she's lesbian?
You're like a big walking meme of self hate. Probably a repressed tranny too lel.
>>8354672
>see the retard with zero argument nor comeback
Kek, keep confirming what I said.
>>8354515
>this bullshit of we need more women on this and that
Stop sucking dicks, this ain't the thread for that.
>stop shitting my thread
>my thread
>my
Kill yourself, newfag. If you want to talk about your love for dicks fuck back off to the bi/tranny general.
>>8354644
I know males and trannies sometimes invade this board but I think we could give a bit of credit for the possibility that some lesbians just have different views and opinions.
God this thread is hilarious. Always devolves into petty arguments and "lesbians" accusing each other of being men or transgender.
>>8354515
>>8354523
>I don't need that to self insert.
Because you're a stocky butch who always gets treated like a man. And probably a future FtM.
>against more women in movies
Probably a future gay FtM in fact. I've seen this switch before.
P.S: Deadpool is reddit-tier humor
>>8354490
>insane obsession with seeing people of the same gender as you on the big screen
Yes, wanting to see beautiful women and not ugly men (aka all men) taking over every movie is insane. Gtfo bishit.
>very few people
You're the one in the bubble, or you live in Trumpland, which is basically the same thing.
>>8354494
No sorry :(
I can only offer friendship.
>>8354695
No let's not.
>>8354672
men think they are so clever
>>8354711
We have a couple of extremely aggressive lesbians that think this general is a escape valve for all their frustrations in real life.
One of the things that always attract me to anonymous places like 4chan is this though, you can really see how people are on these boards. Probably the reason I'm a forever alone psych major.
>>8354695
>lesbians just have different views and opinions
Sure, but irl, you'd be hard-pressed to find a lesbian who enjoys movies who doesn't wish there were more female characters who were the leads and didn't play second-fiddle to men.
Of course, if you're a man and you've never had to think about such a thing, or you're butch who relates more to men anyway, you probably wouldn't care. For me and lots of women, male characters all follow this one-dimensional macho fantasy that we can't relate to and are utterly bored with seeing. Women leads usually offer something different, more original.
>>8354716
Please just go back to whatever hellhole you came from.
>>8354515
>Deadpool was the only super hero I ever enjoyed.
>>8354490
No one cares about your vagina allergy and your love for cock, sweetie. Make a blogpost about it somewhere else.
>she unironically likes het female mc
It's like you enjoy to indirectly suck dick.
>>8354742
I came from 4chan.
>>8354680
Not the same person bb
>>8354752
Western women past 25, like pretty much all actresses, aren't attractive. They're fat, their breasts sag and their skin looks like leather. They look like shit, anon. You need to get some higher standards, tbqh.
>>8354773
What exactly didn't you understand in "no one cares about your vagina allergy and your love for cock"? Words were too big for you? Sentence too long for your little brain?
>>8354742
Wait there's actually courses on how to shill on /pol/?
i just wish to find a nice girl with a nice pussy and boobs is that too much to ask?
>>8354780
I like women, but they need to be attractive, and most Western women are not, especially gals over 25-30. Hence, I don't care about seeing them in the movie theater. That was my simple point, and it passed over your head, it seems.
Let's check this thread.
>Name calling
Closeted FtM, bulldyke, biscum, cocklover, male, tranny.
>Hobbies and taste in music and art defines sexuality and separate you between a good or bad human.
I will have to be the kettle calling the pot black here but are you guys sure you all women?
I feel like I got transported to /r9k/.
I'm kinda of a newfag here but come on, do you guys do this every general?
>>8354786
Yep. Some Cali uni.
>>8354793
And what would you prefer instead, the usual carnival of western men over 25? Because that's what it usually is and that's what we're tired of seeing. Women are far better eyecandy.
>>8354800
>newfag
Lurk more or you know, don't be so fucking retarded to think a thread name keeps out trolls, men and trannies.
>>8354808
I think I will just take my leave.
I can have a better time with other lesbians on /a/ and /cgl/ than here.
I was bored and tried to check out this board but it's not really for me.
How do I find other lesbians if I'm living in a conservative area? I'm so tired of being alone :(
>>8354815
learn to like the D, bby
/sarc
>>8354793
>muh cockworshipper feelings
Take it to your tumblr already.
>>8354813
>I was bored and tried to check out this board but it's not really for me.
Oh noes, what a loss. We didn't have enough retards here, please stay!
>>8354800
What threads do lesbians hang out in over at /a/?
>>8354839
Use your brain and you'll know.
>>8354839
Pointless to go there, because any thread on /a/ that's yuri topic is already on /u/ and it's a lot of the same people on both.
>>8354841
I've never seen a yuri thread over there.
>>8354847
Huge newfag confirmed.
>>8354830
You're a really trashy girl.
Tbh I've only been on lesgen for like 5 minutes but it seems so mean
How do you guys stand it
>>8354876
I am madly in love with peeps poster.
>>8354884
I am in love with peeps
>>8354727
>psych major
How is that? Are you doing med or grad school?
>>8354876
I like to ogle all the asian qts that get posted here.
>>8354876
You have not been here long enough to appreciate the few good anons that make this thread enjoyable.
>>8354813
Why you would go to /a/ and not /u/, I don't get. But those boards and /cgl/ have the benefit of being topic-driven so people can have substantial discussion. There's also not a lot of sabotage of the topic itself. Like on /u/, no one would think to question why there should be more women superheroes. Obviously, that's something they want as yuri/lesbian fans.
But here, like so many other topics about women, are trolled and shitposted, while topics that are pro-men, trannies and irrelevant politics keep coming up.
>>8354899
>/clg/
>qts
>>8354915
A few /clg/ posters not necessarily Asian have posted pics before. The kpop stuff is qt indeed.
>>8354876
>so mean
4chan isn't a safe space, faggot.
reminder that girl x girl love is the purest love there is
Penetrative sex is the patriarchy and oppresses you!
Tongue and finger is pure and good!
>>8355018
I can't conceive a love purer than that.
>>8355042
Now I got sad about not having a gf
I'm going to treat my first gf so well...
>>8355059
Why don't you have a gf?
>>8355092
Young, closeted, and the only not-straight girls around me aren't my type. Every girl that is my type is straight.
>>8354965
Obviously not, I've been on other boards for a while, but this seems like a really bad /v/ thread except it's a general that people keep visiting. I suppose I'm talking out of my butt though, I'm a very recent lesbian and extremely recent /lgbt/ visitor
>>8355105
This, why can't girly girls just like girly girls
>>8355111
>recent lesbian
biscum detected
>>8355111
>a really bad /v/
>>8355119
It's just another straight male who recently decided that he was actually a girl.
>>8355111
>except it's a general that people keep visiting
That you keep visiting, tripdubs.
>>8355118
I'm not particularly a girly girl but I tend to like, on a range, from girls like me (tomboyish femme long hair nerd) to girls who are more feminine. But I don't like bitchy girls. Don't know if it's hypocritical for me to want to date femmes when I'm not living up completely to my own standards.
>>8355116
Don't blame me for telling you the truth, kouhai.
>>8355111
>recent lesbian
Kek. How recent? Like now recent or yesterday recent?
>>8355138
>kouhai
>the OP of this thread is a dick worshipping neckbeard
Absolutely epic
>>8352491
>tfw never had a girl sit on my face
And I'm not even a virgin.
>this thread
lol /clg/ wasn't always this terrible. What happened?
>>8354739
I guess I don't really self insert when I watch movies. Action movies in particular I can just enjoy a badass main male character and be ok with it. Maybe because I'm a tomboy.
>>8355147
maybe linked to the fact that the OP of this thread hates women and loves dick, might be slightly related but who knows
>>8355157
It's because loving dick is a disease affecting the brain, they're long gone.
>>8355149
You have no idea who the OP of this thread is, do you?
>reminder that there are people loving men and wanting to see more of them in this thread right now
Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before posting here.
The shitposting is strong in this thread.
>>8355192
Yep.
>>8355157
She's not dick-loving, she's massively misandrist to the point that if anything she's a political lesbian.
>>8355210
>political lesbian
Literally cancer.
>>8355210
Did you get this triggered to the point of turning that anon from >>835451 into a straight, cock craving slut?
kek. Did your crush trade you for a dude or something?
>>8355229
>defending straight women loving dick
Kekkkk do you even try to sound like a lesbian sometimes
>>8355157
Yeah, you're very new here. There's a lot of stupid things here you'll never hear from lesbians in real life. A couple of my recent favorites:
>Over 22% bodyfat makes you an undatable fattie
>If you wear pants, shorts, or even a fucking sports bra, you're not femme
It's low-tier, obvious trolling but people can't ignore any bait.
>>8355247
We already know you do, child. Calm down, suck on a dick, maybe it'll help you relax.
>>8355247
Nope that was a different anon, breeder
>>8355247
Slept with a woman yet, virgin? God knows you try hard enough to flirt online, even though you supposedly have a "girlfriend."
>op is not only autistic and retarded but also a cocksucker
Wewlad normies btfo.
>>8355285
>IT MUST BE SAMEFAGGING
>>8355285
>damage control
>>8355285
x2 it's pathetic
>>8355285
A lot of us know how retarded OP is
>>8355285
>>8355293
>>8355147
>>8355149
It's plainly the /lesgen/ freaks that still hate us existing, and hate even more that this thread is more active than theirs. Once that one was created, suddenly trolling increased on here. It's obvious why.
Plus probably 1-2 /pol/ trolls that just hate women in general and want 4chan to be an all-boy safe space.
>>8355318
Exactly. Their thread is slow as fuck, so they come here and derail the threads for their amusement. If you try to say otherwise, they lash out and deny it.
>>8353390
abbywinters and ifeelmyself are pretty good.
>>8355339
Can we just get a new OP? Keep having cis threads but without them controlling everything.
They even made a new thread when someone else already had because they couldn't let anybody else do it.
>>8355339
I like how you guys really destroyed this thread for no reason :)
>>8355357
Of course, anyone can make a new thread and this is how things used to be before this new retard thought it was their job to create them.
>>8355360
Good job you know how to take a screenshot. What is that supposed to show though?
>>8355377
>toxic
Spotted the Tumblr.
>>8355377
>it
The whole point of having a cis lesgen is to keep the its out. Their place is on the other lesgen.
>>8355386
>toxic is a word invented by tumblr
Op stop already
>>8355148
It's not about self insertion though, it's about relating to a character or having a role model. Wonder Woman is gonna be great for future girls.
You're all cock loving straightscum.
>>8355204
Those don't seem like OP
>>8354462
Unrelated, but who dis gif? I feel the tingles.
>>8355398
>stop shitting my thread
>Don't blame me for telling you the truth, kouhai.
Stop being in denial over a huge normie retard who is constantly spouting extremely retarded things on here.
>trannies are this threatened by OP that they wasted hours refreshing and brigading our little 50-poster thread.
OP, I think getting this many men and tranners mad earns you a badge of honor.
>>8355398
sorry boo but that's indeed your internet straight gf right here
>>8355393
Or just like seeing a hot, strong woman. Why would you have to self-insert yourself as Wonder Woman. Maybe you want to have a gf that's hot, strong and sexy like her. Either way, it's better than trying to look at or be like a guy.
>>8355413
>males calling out OP for loving dick
Yes this 100% makes sense
>>8355418
You are making yourself too obvious as a troll, boo boo.
>>8355413
>>8355438
>STILL trying to damage control
>>8354813
>cgl
>lesbians
Where? I need gf who wears loli
>>8355438
>it c-can't be, y-you ARE TROLLING
Top kek.
>>8355443
Not that anon, but I've seen a lesbian thread or two in the past in times I've visited there. A lot of those who posted are actually bi, questioning or asexual though.
>>8355400
Lin Beifong from Legend of Korra
>>8354793
You belong to /bishit/. Stay there. Also, all the more pucci for me :^)
>>8355413
>OP samefagging
>>8355456
They've become much more hostile over quite a few months. Anyone questioning gets called a 'hetshit' or 'bishit' now...
>>8355471
You ain't gettin any pussy sonny boy.
>>8355456
>lesbian thread or two
*eyes brighten*
>actually bi
>asexual
Well fuck. I'll still hold out hope for goldstars, as rare as they seem out there. Thanks tho!
>>8355496
If you're """"questioning"""" you're pretty much a bishit in denial.
>>8355496
Take it from an oldfag - if you're questioning past the age of 21, you are bi.
>>8355496
Manloving whore.
/s
>the state of this thread
>>8355133
See you tomorrow.
Please don't actually leave, we desperately need people with human decency.
>>8355463
>tfw found a new waifu
Thanks! Sappho bless!
If you don't worship vagina - get out. You're useless to humanity.
>>8355498
Keep telling that to yourself, picky princess. I'm suuure you'll score some with that attitude.
>>8355549
Exactly.
>>8355531
No offense (I know funny considering the rest of the thread), but if one is still questioning like crazy and keeps a certain age as goalpost, they're bi. I mean, like totally absolutely unsure at 20 and half.
>>8355561
Huh, didn't realize it was so old. It really has been a long time since I visited.
>>8355570
>but if one is still questioning like crazy and keeps a certain age as goalpost, they're bi. I mean, like totally absolutely unsure at 20 and half.
I have no fucking clue what you just said
>>8355133
Drama queen.
>>8355561
Interesting. Hadn't seen those for a long while. Thanks
>>8355584
Dam, excuse my drunkposting. I meant, like, 21 it's more like an absolut upper limit. Like, if someone figures there lesbian at, 18,, and after that backtrack by clqiminh beijing unsure, they're bi .
>>8355652
>MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
This thread has finally confirmed what lesbian porn had always given me an indication of: Being lesbian has to be one of the most boring and miserable existences on the planet
>>8355662
No I'm serious.
>>8355667
Yes OP I can also take a pic from my phone that will show you how I didn't post anything either.
>>8355672
Why do you think it's Me? If the post doesn't outright hate men it's not me. I haven't posted all day.
>tfw kv and got lip herpes
>>8355710
>lip herpes
How?
Do you call yourself queer?
I used to before I admitted to myself that I was unambiguously gay. "Queer" could mean anything, and it leaves room for attraction to men in its definition, which previously I wanted to experience and even more so, wanted other people to think I experienced. "Lesbian" and "gay" seemed like scary and taboo words to me- I remember at Pride a girl was hitting on me and asked me if I was gay and I stuttered out "duh" because I couldn't say "yes", lol. Anyway I also started to want to embrace being gay as something ordinary and unremarkable, like the sky is blue and people are gay, so I didn't want to use a word that's synonymous with "unusual".
What your reasons for say you are/aren't queer?
>>8355713
I don't fucking know. My lips have never been on someone else's or genitals.
>>8355646
>drunkposting
>arbitrarily picks "21" as age
>"absolut" typo
Hmm
>>8355730
You might have been contaminated as a kid.
>>8355710
most people have herpes.
>got picked up by a grill last weekend
>she turns out to be pretty qt
>seems quite interested in getting to know me, asks for my number, proposes places we could go to in the near future
>end up spending the whole day at her place
>upon saying goodbye she reassures herself again that I'm usually free on weekends, and tells me she'll text me soon
Have I actually managed to score a date?
Also how soon is soon? ;_;
>>8355742
What you mean?
>>8355726
I don't. Queer to me is associated with ambiguity and cultural aspects of the gay scene I've never fit into. Besides being a tomboy who likes girls, i'm pretty normal.
>>8355765
21 is the drinking age (in America), Absolut is a brand of vodka. Just saying... confirmed, you have alcohol on the brain. :P
>>8354503
Batwoman has never been Batmans sidekick at all. Are you thinking of Batgirl?
>>8355646
I'd say theres no real limit seeing as people get to middle age > 40 and realize they're interested in things they weren't or come out of the closet after being married with kids for 20 years. If I had to pick a "limit" as a rule of thumb though, i'd say 25. Late teens and early twenties most people lack self-awareness plus that's the age of the college experimentation phase.
>>8355821
I'm also indirect kiss virgin.
>>8355752
Yes!!!
Don't propose to her too quickly now. Wait at least six dates.
>>8355852
>multiple people posting
>omg that one poster
>>8355890
Lol pretty sure it's the same person who cried about samefagging and got completely rekt when proved wrong. That assblast was excellent.
>>8355902
>assblast
This person doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.
>>8355827
Agreed since I spent my early teens questioning and concretely realizing I was gay at 18. Never felt strong feelings for a guy before in my life, while I've seriously crushed on girls at least 3 times.
>>8355867
She's a Christmas cake though, shouldn't I seal the deal quickly?
>>8355987
>she's a Christmas cake though
What does that mean?
Do you gals date outside your social class?
>>8356024
Lurk a hundred years before posting.
>>8356024
She's past the age of 25.
>>8355987
>believes in the wall unironically
MALE
A
L
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>>8356045
What wall?
>>8356058
Redpill concept that all women transform into hags after 25.
>>8355805
No, Batwoman as in love interest and sometime fighting along with Batman. But she wasn't truly a sidekick anymore than Supergirl was for Superman. I should have said female version.
>>8356077
I prefer mature women. They know what they want in life, they're more confident and adult. Though there are exceptions which should be exterminated.
>>8356077
>/pol/ invented that concept
Back to tumblr with you.
>>8356077
I'll never understand that. That age between 25 and 35 is like prime to me.
>>8356077
>25
For white women, it's more like 20-21.
>>8356102
A lot more recent than that, like in Batman Inc. the Kathy version. The new Batwoman, lesbian Kate version is pretty new. If they make the movie version, of course I prefer Kate.
>>8356161
hi, fedora-kun
>>8356077
That's highly subjective and based on indicidual factors like genetics, health etc. There are a few so called redpill concepts I agree with but this one is weak. Especially considering a lot of guys spouting them aren't exactly prizes themselves.
>>8356210
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter to me if guys decide I'm overripe, but if fellow lesbians start believing it I'm fucked.
>>8356077
Prob because 25 is the last year that women really try to please men and then they kind of go "fuck that, I've learned some lessons from my youth, I'm gonna definitively be my own person and pander less" which is intolerable to some.
>>8356247
i prefer older women
>>8356118
Same. Anything younger than that is literally a fetus.
>>8356079
Oh
That batwoman hasn't existed for eons, maybe since the 60s
Batwoman is a redhead ex-military lesbian who dealt with a lot of paranormal shit until her recent run.
>>8356247
I get that a lot of you are young and never go out to meet girls. But stop being that naive. Even if your only experience ever with women is to check profiles on an online dating site, you're going to see women are not "25 or under" restrictive in age. It's men who are retards about age and they're creepy about it no matter what age they are. That's why you got 60 year old geezers messaging 18 yr old girls.
>>8356277
LOL
With how society is structured nowadays you're pretty hard pressed to find couples of any orientation married before 25. I can see how in the old days this worked but with the way life factors like school, economy etc are now it seems late 20's onward is average marrying/commited relationship age.
If we hold on togeeeeether
I know our dreams will neeeeever die
Dreams see us through to foreeeeeever
>>8356364
Sing me a better song desu.
>>8356364
Cute snakey.
>>8356299
Well it's well documented within the lesbian community that you'll find largee age gaps in couples. Goes hand in hand that lesbians are less frequent and so they stretch across race and age groups.
>>8356247
How old are you anon? If you're over 25 and aren't fat I'd love to share my life with you.
I think I saw a witch today.
There was this girl riding her bike and she stopped to drink out of a bottle of water but dropped it as she pulled it out of the holder.
She just stuck her hand out and it stopped rolling away, rolled back towards her and ramped up the curb into her hands, then she looked around, saw me looking at her and kinda shrugged before riding away again.
>>8356483
I think you should stop smoking weed.
>>8356516
I don't do drugs or even drink.
>>8356483
Was she cute?
>>8356483
Pretty sure you saw physics in action....fuck it she was a witch.
>>8356483
Get her number
Fucking a witch or having a witch gf would be fucking awesome
>>8356354
Batman Inc has been canned since 2012 or 2013, and Batwoman has been a lesbian since 2009, and had her own comic since the New 52 in 2011
Where the fuck have you been?
At times like these I want computers as a mandatory class in elementary school. Only plus side is that idiots pay my salary.
>>8356750
I know Anon, I just haven't read Batman Inc. and therefore didn't realize Kathy has made an appearance again.
Also Kate has been around since 2006 and didn't have her own book for a while.
>>8356767
Are they not for everyone? At my elementary school, students were introduced to computers in 4th grade. Mandatory computer classes were required in middle and high school as well.
>>8356483
She is not a witch, she is a Jedi that knows the secrets of the Force.
>sun is rising and I'm still playing my weeb game
I have classes later.
>>8357024
Coffee. Drink lots of it before classes.
>>8357024
Be brave and kill yourself.
>>8357156
Do you work with old people or what?
>>8357024
I'll only judge you if it's a mobile game.
Classes are for sleeping anyway (don't listen to me, I'm a dropout).
>>8357175
Immigrants
I applied for that job where my crush works, partly to be around her, but mostly cause I'm doing nothing else this summer and I'd be depressed at home the whole time. Also, I want spending $ to fund my materialistic wants.
>>8357298
Stop stalking her. Get a job somewhere else.
>>8357306
Where else? Retail? Food service? I'm shy as fuck and can't talk to people or get yelled out without crying. My best friend applied there too (a tutoring place) and I'm gonna be working with her.
>>8353958
Woah what? I'm in Portland! Hmu let me get a feel for those boobs.
>>8357309
>get yelled out without crying
You sound like a child. Grow up.
>Come home
>Review thread for recent news
>Some weird amount of shitposting but this time someone doesn't deny they're me
>People actually can't distinguish me
Wew. I actually thought you guys could recognize my posts.
>>8357371
We let the trolls tired themselves out.
>>8357393
It was the newfags that were getting baited as always.
>>8357024
What game are you playing?